[Burichan] [Futaba] [Nice] [Pony]  -  [WT]  [Home] [Manage]
Psychic powers are more believable than something ignoring the square cube law.
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Posting mode: Reply
Name (optional)
Email (optional, will be displayed)
Subject    (optional, usually best left blank)
Message
File []
Embed (advanced)   Help
Password  (for deleting posts, automatically generated)
  • How to format text
  • Supported file types are: DAT, GIF, JPG, MP3, MP4, PNG, SWF, WEBM
  • Maximum file size allowed is 12500 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.

File bang.swf - (145.39KB , 480x240 )
6577 No. 6577 ID: 7a28df

Bang thread! Here's some achievements to go with the game:

Geniuslayer: Kill five 11-year-olds with jobs that require more than 10 years of university.
Expired: Kill ten 80+ year olds with jobs not fitting for such an age group.
You Die In The Game, You Die For Real: Kill someone who likes video games.
Game Over, Man: Kill five video game developers.
Machine Gunner: Seventeen bullets on the screen at once.
Spy Kid: Kill a secret agent under 18 years old.
Back to the Future: Kill someone who is a veteran of a war they could not have been in.
I'll Be Back: Kill a terminator.
Alternate History: Kill a cold war veteran.
Assisted Suicide: Kill someone who was going to kill themselves anyway.
Dirty Old Man: Kill a pornographer over 60.
You're Fired: Kill someone about to get a promotion.
Homewrecker: Kill someone under 18 with a husband or wife and kids.
Bitches Don't Know 'Bout My Achievement: Kill an 11-year-old gigilo.
Hello Jack Thompson: Kill 34 people.
99 Virgins But a Bitch Ain't One: Kill someone who belongs to a feminist group.
Chris Hansen: Kill a child porn star.
Headshot: Kill someone in one shot.
Counter-Sniper: Kill a sniper.
William Tell: Kill someone by shooting the air above their heads.
>>
No. 6578 ID: e3f578

"You have killed Annalee Belanger II, a 12-year old dictator from Peoria, IL."

I am a patriot, killing the underage dictator of Illinois
>>
No. 6579 ID: 7a28df

Here have some more achievements.

Crack Shot: Kill two people with the same bullet.
DJ Grammy: Kill a DJ over 60.
Still Full Metal: Kill an alchemist.
Killed the Pope: Kill a pope.
Regicide: Kill royalty.
There Is Respawning in Real Life: Kill two people with the same name.
No Words: Kill a poet.
Dananana: Kill a batman.
Can't Bear To See It: Kill 10 people while looking in the other direction.
Mergirl: Kill a fishwife.
Hulk Buster: Kill a person who takes 5 bullets or more before dying.
Psychosomatic: Kill a psychiatrist.
I Fought The Law: Kill ten lawyers.
Unstoppable: Put 16 bullets into someone without them dying.
Dance: Kill ten people by shooting under their feet.
Mario: Kill an Italian plumber.
Put Down: Kill someone on their way to the animal shelter.
Full Metal Jacket: Shoot 8 bullets through a person
Invincible: Put 24 bullets into someone without them dying.
Tax Cuts: Kill ten tax collectors.
>>
No. 6580 ID: 70d9eb

You have killed Malanie Van Benthem, a 11-year old wrangler from Norman, OK. She will be succeeded by her children, Bianka, and Garvin. She was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts and Disabled American Veterans.
That 11 year old sure got around.
>>
No. 6584 ID: 90fd9a

You have killed Dr. Erick Thaxton, a 82-year old stripper from Long Beach, CA. He was a member of Catholic Association for International Peace and HeroBox.
>>
No. 6586 ID: 3a289a

>>6577
That just made me feel bad...
>>
No. 6588 ID: 28ed23

Kinda hard to feel bad when the game lets you kill an eleven year old Cheesemaker with a wife and kids.
>>
No. 6619 ID: 8bdb6a

I was trying to see if I could make a big pile of empty casings behind my guy, and a big streak of blood in front, without killing anyone, but I fucked up.

>You have killed Dayna Florry Andrusiak, a 16-year old beauty specialist from Greenville, SC. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Hiro. She was a member of Grand Army of the Republic.

The Grand Army of the Republic was an organization of american civil war veterans. Its last member died in 1956. Why did they even code that into the game?
>>
No. 6621 ID: c1c607

>>6619
>I was trying to see if I could make a big pile of empty casings behind my guy, and a big streak of blood in front, without killing anyone.

Boring night?
>>
No. 6629 ID: d58d8f

"You have killed Tanney Emilio Parrott, a 11-year old architect from Panama City, FL. He was a member of National Association for Black Veterans, Order of Scottish Clans, Beauty Without Cruelty and Jewish War Veterans of the USA."


And it took like five shots to take him down.
>>
No. 6632 ID: 8bdb6a

>>6629
Demoman really sleeps around.

>>6621
In my defense, it was only a few minutes.
>>
No. 6638 ID: 10327b

"You have killed Dora Talya Traynor II, a 31-year old martial artist from Bryan, TX. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Dimitry. She was a member of Equanimal.

Dora Talya Traynor's mother's birthday is today."

...Which Dora Talya Traynor?
>>
No. 6877 ID: 40a8d3

You have killed Mr. Nealson Wilden Hudepohl, a 15-year old astrophysicist from Steubenville, OH. He was a member of Animal Liberation Press Office and Pearl Harbor Survivors Association.
>>
No. 6878 ID: 40a8d3

You have killed Miss Carolann Devonne Cotten II, a 13-year old sports commentator from Newark, DE. She was a member of Knights of the Kappa Alpha Order and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association.

You have killed Madam Denyse Versace Sr., a 94-year old exotic dancer from Gary, IN. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Scotty. She was on her way to an animal shelter.

Denyse Versace would have turned 95 today.

You have killed Dr. Willetta Lacey Mujahed, a 50-year old perfumer from Attleboro, MA.
>>
No. 6879 ID: e3f578

You have killed Mrs. Hildagarde Alida Hertzog Sr., a 86-year old pirate from Lynchburg, VA. She was about to get a promotion at her job.

Old lady pirate getting a promotion amazing
>>
No. 6880 ID: 1963d1

You have killed Regan Maxie Westgarth, a 63-year old alchemist from Phoenix, AZ. He was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans.

A hispanic alchemist? In this day and age?
>>
No. 6888 ID: 834de0

You have killed Bayard Rivard, a 10-year old referee from Rochester, NH. He was a member of Air Force Sergeants Association.
>>
No. 7028 ID: c9c9b2

You have killed Ralf Keffer, a 14-year old dictator from Atlantic City, NJ. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Robinett. He was a member of Clutterers Anonymous.
>>
No. 7033 ID: f4963f

You have killed Sully Ficker, a 11-year old minister from Atlantic City, NJ.
>>
No. 7091 ID: f35afd

>>6880
What, you never read 100 Years of Solitude?
>>
No. 7113 ID: 6547ec

"You have killed Dr. Trev Douglass Anker III, a 95-year old batman from Columbia, MO. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Andromeda. He was a member of American Institute for Conservation and Workaholics Anonymous."
>95-year old batman
oh my god what have I done
>>
No. 7166 ID: 08ce05

>You have killed Milissent Devault, a 64-year old sawyer from Visalia, CA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Ignace. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.

Too awesome for words.
>>
No. 7202 ID: cf6c72

You have killed Beulah Butvich, a 12-year old secretary general from Santa Cruz, CA. She will be succeeded by her children, Cristie, Wilburn, Ronnica, Lincoln, Rudy, Mark, and Matthew.
>12 year old
>7 children
Holy hell
>>
No. 7209 ID: b0e8ce

>>7202
I'm more impressed that she was a secretary general at 12.
>>
No. 7246 ID: f6a38d

Some of these people need fan art.
>>
No. 7267 ID: 1037c7

You have killed Karlee Kariotta Rolston, a 13-year old sexologist from Baton Rouge, LA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Tann.
>>
No. 7378 ID: 9d07d9

I killed a president and a prime minister one after another.

After them I killed a 13-year-old compassmith and a 10-year-old astrologer.
>>
No. 8929 ID: 962d34

Sic Semper Tyrannis: Kill ten dictators.

Kids These Days: Kill someone under the age of 12 who has children.

From our Cold, Dead Hands: Kill a member of the National Rifle Association.

Where's Your God Now?: Kill ten priests, pastors, ministers and theologians.

Semper Die: Kill ten marines.

Gun Fu: Kill ten martial artists.

Bad Moon Rising: Kill ten astrologers.
>>
No. 8933 ID: 63647c

>>7113
You have killed Sacha Melina Jasny, a 61-year old joker from Beloit, WI.

Who knew that bats was that much older.
>>
No. 8962 ID: 5669d8

You have killed Wynn McNichol, a 11-year old porn star from Decatur, IL. She was a member of Intermuseum Conservation Association.
>>
No. 9466 ID: 1963d1

You have killed Sir Pepe Jasmin, a 13-year old pimp from Fort Collins, CO.

I love this game.
>>
No. 9872 ID: 96bf95

Retire from the Business: Kill a hitman.
>>
No. 13273 ID: 99f541

You have killed Carolan Hadi, a 94-year old wet nurse from Belleville, IL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Merril.
>>
No. 13274 ID: 28e94e

>>13273
Nice necro there
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Delete post []
Password  
Report post
Reason