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902109 No. 902109 ID: 11f77a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Arthocob_Date_Quest
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106192.html
Takes place in the Team Port Echo universe so... may or may not be canon-ish. Prequel maybe?
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No. 946835 ID: e7c7d3

Yeah, try not to attract the attention of those above

I they're just transformed or actual zombies, still a bad idea.
No. 946836 ID: ad51b8

put a hand over his mouth before he lets everyone in the building know where you're hiding. No way all of you would be able to make it to the doors with all those people in front of it. We either need to find a side door that isn't nearly as guarded or find a way to draw those already there away.
No. 946863 ID: 891b91

No, not quick. We're going to do this quietly and carefully. Everyone sticks together in a cluster, pausing at any cover you can find along the way. (Assuming there's any cover at all.) Keep an eye on any blind spots -- corners, furniture, anything a zombie could pop out from behind. Stay especially quiet when passing under that walkway.

There's also the problem of the doors; we don't have a good view of what could be on the other side, and there's no reason to expect that there couldn't be more zombies outside.
No. 946880 ID: 32b5ec

Keep quiet. Don't attract attention.

Huddle somewhat close together as you run through the room. Too spread out makes you each an easy target. Make sure you keep your eyes looking above you just as much as they are in front of you in case one of the monsters decides it'd be a fun time to practice acrobatics.

Have Eudora lead the charge, as she's likely the most physically strong of the group. You lead up the rear, as you're the only one with a weapon.

With the plan decided, RUN.
No. 946908 ID: ce39da

"I'd rather not inspire our turned friends up there to try their hand at sky-diving, if only for their safety."

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922379 No. 922379 ID: 66629a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It's a funny thing living out on the frontier, you can get lost in so many ways, whether it be physically, mentally, looking for gold, or even just lost in the atrocity that humans can cause, you can always find a reason.

After all, many come out here, just to get lost.
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No. 946282 ID: 0fae41

What did the engineers at Jonah want to ask?
What was that new model you saw at the station?
No. 946302 ID: 9876c4

Let's call him Gregory, after them there watchers of men.

Ask about the new mech, and if he fancies a stay at the farmstead.
No. 946825 ID: ed041d
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> You suggest either Gregory or Willy

"Not bad names, I'll give them some thought."

> You bring up what the Engineers wanted to know

"They wanted to know how exactly you work, and what makes you so different from the others. A automata such as you with such a advanced automatic intelligence in its difference engine is a very rare sight."

> You ask about the new Automaton you saw at the train.

"Oh the Johns? Yeah they are servant models, meant to carry heavy loads at a rate better than humans, they are a prototype design and meant to be more inviting looking. Personally I find them creepy."

> You ask if you could keep his bot at the farm.

"Well, possibly. You seem pretty helpful to me about getting this so I presume you want my creation for something. What are you doing?"

> Should you tell him or ask some more questions first?
No. 946870 ID: 9876c4

We just committed a technical crime, so yeah, let's hang out.

Enemy's enemy, and all that.
No. 946879 ID: e7c7d3

Go ahead and tell him.

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904535 No. 904535 ID: 7fd053 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


Time to take a supersoldier into my enemy's stronghold and defeat his evilly wizardly ways!

:jozi2:"Grab my hand and hold on when we warp." Josie holds her hand out. I grab on.
:glinp2:"OK, but how come?"
:jozi2:"You'll see. You have to stay quiet, though."
:glinp2:"Mmm OK, ready." We warp to Zorgonok's Eeevil lair, but we get there totally silently and without any of the usual warping visuals! I look at her inquisitively.
:jozi2:"Perk for worshippers of The Manifold Shimmer. Stealth warps."
:glinp2:"Ooooh..." We're standing in front of the doors of Zorgonok's castle. Someone would see us if they looked straight down from the roof or out of a window on this side, but since we got here without the usual flashy and whooshy, I don't think anyone will!
:jozi2:"I'd like to do some quick recon. It should only take a few minutes at most, but you'd be on your own. If you busted in, that should keep attention away from me. Otherwise, we can bust in together and just wing it. Up to you. And hey."
:jozi2:"I'll ke
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No. 946676 ID: b1b4f3

Miskatonic Museum!
No. 946685 ID: 0fae41

VR movie theater!
No. 946702 ID: 9f1c5a

Space Knot with EVERYONE.
No. 946707 ID: 3ce8ff

that name aleph null reeeeee museum sounds like it would have cool things for us to see
No. 946854 ID: 58b744

What is the Space Knot? Go there if not lame then the museum and then take Aki to see Ketzas.

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941963 No. 941963 ID: 07c9c1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

8 people being forced to live in an underground facility, completely cut off from any outside communication. As the days keep going stranger things start appearing in the facility.
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No. 946078 ID: e51896

hmm, lets be the second or third person to ask a question. Being the first to ask a question might make Pink think we are someone who takes initiative and leadership, which could be troublesome if we want to be discreet in any plans on escaping in the future. Asking first and showing initiative early on might make us someone Pink would keep a close eye on because of that.

I'm interested in knowing how Pink invaded the cruise ship and got everyone here, but like Pink said, you can learn a lot about a person by the questions and answers they give. Might be best to not ask direct questions like those as to not have Pink know too much about ourself. best to keep our cards hidden early on. It is most likely a question I feel that someone else in this assembly might bring up anyway.

Instead, With all the high-tech robots, knockout gas, weird rooms and cameras, perhaps ask how much money Pink put into this whole project.
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No. 946524 ID: c58093

Keep this only in mind, When pink talked about being a nobody but also being part of the elite rich and powerful, yet being dissapointed with the system, did Pink's facial expression seemed to break from that cheerful poker face Pink was giving just a little? Something in Pink's past must be effecting him/her in some way when Pink was talking about it. Maybe Pink used to be a servant, fighter, and/or slave to the rich and powerful if he/she said they were a nobody despite being in that group? Whatever it may be, perhaps Pink's past being part of that elite rich and powerful is something worth investigating if it is effecting Pink in some way. That knowledge may help us through what Pink's facility may throw at us or if we plan on escaping in the future.  

Well, well. A morale choice, guess being neutral is out of the question if Pink only accepts yes or no. But nothing a detective cant handle, undercover officers sometimes need to make difficult morale choices from time to time  

say "no" to getting an advantage and let the late people off with a warning, if only to help yellow out of trouble and maintain some trust with him.  
This time, do not be the last person to give an answer, as being last might not give us the chance to inspire others to take your choice.  
Also try not to be first. Answering "no" immediately might raise any suspicion Pink may have on us planning an escape with yellow, especially after Pink knows we met up with Yellow in the park.  

That said, try aiming to be the second person to answer "no" and let them off with a warning, since it is only the first day here.
No. 946605 ID: f7ff14
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No. 946811 ID: e51896

Wake a sleepyhead up, and get to learn about someone.

so as far as I can tell, the prisoners who are asleep is orange, brown, yellow (Rivrik) and whatever color the 4th one is(either black, cyan, purple, dark green, or tan, most likely black based off of how the occupied rooms are arranged on the map is)

we got a basic to tiny idea of who the late prisoners are except for that 8th prisoner, orange is the scared one who didn't leave her room, Brown was the sleepy one, Rivrik is the one looking for an escape, and Black(?) is unkown

If it was our choice, we'd probably have the prisoners who are awake try to awaken the sleeping prisoners based off of personality or feelings. Like having Green wake up Orange (since Green said she was worried of Orange's well-being so maybe she can calm her) Blue wake up Brown (Brown's laziness seems to be an opposite to Blue's anxiety, so perhaps they can fix each other's faults if they get to know each other), White (Garvin) can wake up Yellow (Rivrik) (Both seem to be not interested in playing this game so it might be best for those two to get to know each other) leaving us we Black (so we can learn more about them).

We can try suggesting who to wake up who to the other inmates (don't say why though), but lets not get our hopes up if it doesn't work out that way. We're all strangers after all.

Whatever the case, whether we suggest the idea or not, lets call dibs on waking up Black(?) (so we can see what kind of person they are)

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890020 No. 890020 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


You all met in a tavern in some no-name logging town out on the frontier. Scruffy prospectors, scheming merchants, disgraced minor nobles, and deranged veterans from thousands of miles away converged on rumors of a ruined fortress from the Old Empire and the priceless treasures within. Seemed like a great way to get rich, make a name for yourself, or at least keep busy while avoiding the big cities for whatever reason. Things went wrong. Now you're lost, with barely any supplies. Getting out alive won't be easy. Might still score some wealth and power on the way, though.

Pick a class (hedge witch, rich bastard, soldier, or townie), and a specialty within that class. A hedge witch specialized in healing can resurrect the dead, if all the key giblets are in place, but after they start to go rancid it's like pushing an avalanche back uphill.
Pick a higher ambition (compassion, fame, honor, wealth, rule the world, etc.), and a lower ambition (fetish).
Pick either a phobia, a concealable mutation/parasite, or a supernatural vulnerability - or all three plus an innate power.
For example, an elf could have a phobia of disfigurement (an un-pretty elf is called an orc), pointed ears providing acute senses but vulnerable to overstimulation, and the power to balance effortlessly on any solid surface, no matter how narrow or fragile. An adventuring vampire could have a phobia of holy powers, concealable fangs to heal by drinking blood, vulnerability to immersion in running water, and the power to transform into mist. A corrupted princess could have a phobia of slime, vagina swarming
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No. 946347 ID: 094652

rolled 3, 5, 2 = 10

"Careful. They live in the fog."

Ivori pricks her eyes and ears, waiting for the vampires to attack their party. Sahara's eyes dart open and begin glaring at any source of vampires she can find, including Ivori.
No. 946501 ID: afdebc

rolled 4, 5, 5 = 14

Eira pauses once the group reaches the cave, closes her eyes, and cups a hand to her ear, concentrating on the noise ahead, trying to make it out.
No. 946595 ID: f57349

Marching along, 80' across the cave, another 40' through an almost corkscrew-shaped tunnel, there's a Y intersection, market noise is coming from the branch on the left. Assuming you keep going that way, maybe 100' relatively straight, a 90-degree turn to the left, another hundred feet, and you're at the "marketplace."

First thing you notice is an abrupt, invisible shift in the air. Across the bouncary, it smells like freshly fried goat, with undertones of honey and herbs. Tunnel expands to twenty or thirty feet wide, a jumble of stone blocks forming 'countertops' between knee and chest height, depending on the depth of rubble in front. Elvenoid silhouettes coalesce out of the fog, maneuver around each other, stop to 'haggle' with equally vague figures standing behind slabs, and disperse again whenever you look directly at them. All the ambient speech is in a foreign tongue, while individual words are further obscured by unnaturally prolonged echoes.

The whole place is apparently a vaguely haunted caricature of a busy market, background without foreground.
No. 946756 ID: 3c4a2d

rolled 6, 1, 2 = 9

Lizzy is facinated, and rushes from "stall" to stall, hoping to catch something real. Marketplaces are always so exciting!

My guess is that she is ultimately unable to find anything of interest, and that we should move on; where to, I, as a player, have little input. The labyrinthine quality of this labyrinth has got me kinda stumped. Maybe we can backtrack and try some of those other forks? I dunno if any of that is new ground or not.
No. 946802 ID: 094652

rolled 2, 6, 4 = 12

Sahara explains the illusion and weird pitholes behind each 'stall' as best she can. She also has a feeling this place is meant to keep treasure hunters from examining any deeper, so she looks for more treasure while in the middle of the party now that she has a team keeping her from walking to her doom.

Ivori simply rolls her eyes and keeps her bow notched, on the lookout for an ambush. She uses her experience in ambushes to point out the best areas for cover and positioning.

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935377 No. 935377 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The events of this episode take place between Dragon Romance threads 8 and 9.

This quest is NSFW.
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No. 946763 ID: 7fb87a

No. 946764 ID: adb0d6

D, A
No. 946777 ID: 19fdd8

D, with Duke acting as your dragoness.
No. 946787 ID: eeb7d9

>D! For Dragon Dknight.
Wait, that is not how you spell Knight.
But i like the D anyways.

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933337 No. 933337 ID: e8f59c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]


It feels as if I've been running from problem to problem since waking up. But we're slowly digging in and slowly making progress.
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No. 946728 ID: 151656

Can you give a source for all this? I'm not finding any of that in the dis thread. Unless you're speaking about the part about combining golemetry with necromancy, which doesn't really matter right now because we don't have a necromancer.
Besides, regardless of whether Deem approves that (she won't), you're still failing to point out what benefit any of that gives. The whole "keep the curse" aspect is completely unsupported, since keeping an effect it had in life would require necromancy, if it's even possible. As far as I can tell, your plan is just wasting a perfectly serviceable bear skeleton that Hin would be able to take much better advantage of.
No. 946732 ID: 2eba1a

Admittedly, I cant find my post at this point, but I wont expect anyone to take my word on it, So this
will just be me, asking about it again, that if we insulate the skeleton with an appropriate material, can we then Golemize that skeleton, and bypass the golemancy/necromancy interference?
If yes, great! If not, also fine.
No. 946753 ID: d6afc2

The bearcarcas is probably to heavy to carry, but if we manage to skin it we can cure it we have a Bearpelt. The slimes shurely can clean the Pelt from leftover meat.

Perhaps we can give Moriko the pelt? That would make her a berserker (bearcoat) in the most literal sense.
No. 946762 ID: 91ee5f

>Alkaline did not boop kobold Deem’s snoot
Aw, Alkaline missed out on the booping.

>What do?
Everyone get fixed up. Congratulate everyone for doing a good job. Take important bits from the bear’s corpse. Go look for its cave for any valuables.

.....hey, you mentioned you could feel the earth-pulse pounding. Does that mean you could do something with the earth-pulse now? Or would it not work, since this fight didn’t take place in your dungeon?
No. 946771 ID: f57349

Transfer surplus mana back to your dungeon heart, bandage wounds, disassemble bear carcass, keep any valuable organic bits from spoiling, get a campfire started for the celebratory post-battle feast.

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929115 No. 929115 ID: 70be57 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki https://tgchan.org/wiki/Root_and_Branches
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No. 946682 ID: f6c741

They won’t bring him out unless they have to. And at that point they would be getting desperate.

What this is, is isolation. Keeping you from seeing anyone or anything because they are getting ready to question you. If you’re lucky they will try to cut you a deal. If you’re unlucky they will use more heavy-handed tactics to get you to talk.
No. 946733 ID: 8b660e

*sees she's still trying to be like Essence*
No. 946759 ID: e51896



No. 946760 ID: e51896

Well, I remember Dreamwalker in another time was chained up when he was imprisoned in a torture room, with the chains keeping him from using his magic. You seem to be just in a prison, with a bed no less to relax in (despite it being rough). You are not chained up like he is. If they had the intention to kill you, they would have put you in a worse prison like the one Dreamwalker was in. I don't think shooting will be involved unless absolutely necessary when meeting with Lorence...

I think if they wanted you to suffer before the interrogation, they would have chained you up like Dreamwalker was. This prison seems less harsh in comparison, so perhaps I agree, they are going to try to cut a deal... Lets just wait it out.

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939120 No. 939120 ID: c2753a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The four of you touch down on a cold stone floor in complete darkness. It is cold and musty in the Plath House basement, and so dark that even three flashlights struggle to illuminate the path ahead. Ramona can provide lore, Rachel can provide strength, and Lisa can communicate outside the basement. You can assist in combat and heavy lifting, but you cannot communicate very effectively directly with Rachel.

+ + +

Will you keep the team together, or split up? In this special case, splitting the team can result in controlling another character temporarily. Keeping the party together will remain focused on Chuck.
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No. 941334 ID: 8d26c4

Calm down. Obviously whatever mystic mumbo-jumbo involved in letting us see that vision is a lot harder on Chuck than it is on us.

Let's check the bookshelf -- have Ramona watch your back while you examine stuff, since she seems the most level headed.
No. 942709 ID: 3e9573

Tell Lisa to check the books on the bookshelf, while you yourself check both of the doors only to see where they lead.
No. 944276 ID: 1097f3

Ask Ramona to check everything first.
No. 945650 ID: 19da47

It's over
No. 946265 ID: ce2157

The artist has several projects running and is busy with personal life, stay patient.

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925850 No. 925850 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It's not easy to tell time when the sun's always directly overhead.

That red moon is no good either. Maybe she's afraid to linger too often in the same part of the sky, like courtiers rotate through dresses.

A few stars are visible, dancing as if in pain.

Near as anyone can tell, that distant screaming - well, the coordinated kind - comes every twelve and a half hours, at what should be dawn and dusk. If that's right, tomorrow will be the first day of Resplendent Fire, and the first full month since the cataclysm which dropped a fifty-mile-wide chunk of Creation into the Demon Realm.

What have you done?
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No. 946244 ID: f57349

Five successes, reasonable plan. The indicated mortals mostly shrug and cooperate, though a few stay back to wrap up what they were working on.
Testing food for dangerous contaminants is apprentice-level alchemy, a series of variants on the "alchemical touchstone" procedure. Negative for heavy metals, wyld energies, demonic corruption, and cholera. One sample came back positive for hallucinogenic fungi, and all of it has excess wood-aspected essence at levels considered unsafe for pregnant women or the elderly. Should be alright for supplementary rations, provided it's thoroughly cooked and at least half the troops' calories come from somewhere else.
> in case the situation suddenly deteriorates
When Karal Tin Otter makes eye contact with Red And Gold's jade lion bodyguard, portions of the chaplain's uniform and necklace (with a copper amulet of the three-candle mon of Hesiesh) are abruptly destroyed in a flash of violet fire.

The teodozjia then challenges Karal Tin Otter to a duel: first to surrender or have a limb torn out of the socket (meaning shoulder or hip, not wrist, ankle, elbow, or knee) has to do any one immediate non-physical favor of the winner's choosing.
No. 946296 ID: f57349

COD, in the pilot's seat, sees through rear-facing sensors as the chaplain is confronted, and recognizes the jade lion. With three successes on Intelligence + Occult, you know what there is to know about teodozjia - basically anything from their writeup in Books of Sorcery 5 can be considered in-character knowledge. Long story short, the physical threat (while very significant) is secondary: they're preachers for the demon princes, relentless enemies of everything that's good and holy.
No. 946499 ID: afdebc

rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3, 3, 5, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 4, 2, 1, 4, 7, 8, 1, 8 = 102

>Food Testing Results
It will be important to make Seses Xanin aware of for longer term planning- another source of food will eventually be required, if this stuff can only safely stretch, but not replace, rations.

What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?

>KTO and the Jade Lion
Too far aware to hear exactly what transpired, the daughter of Sextes Jylis can nonetheless sense the sudden change in tension in the negotiating party- and readies herself for the worst. She sets off across the waist high blood red "grass", an unnoticed melody of bells overlaid on the breeze and the stillness before confrontation.

Activating Invisible Street Performer Technique for 3m peripheral. If the lawship is facing south, with the meeting between Sesus Xanin, Red and Gold, and Karal Tin Otter (and attendant demons) taking place behind the rear of the craft center screen, Dell's approaching from the North-West, closing to 60yards (closing to range for Three-String Sword Prana).
No. 946602 ID: f57349

>What kind of effects would result from a diet where half the calories aren't coming from somewhere else?
>Intelligence 2, Medicine 5, limited diagnostic tools & reference materials -2, no relevant stunt
>rolled 6, 9, 5, 5, 3
Anybody who can consciously channel essence would probably be fine. In ordinary mortals the excess energy will accumulate, eventually causing sickness and mutation. Kidney stones, or malignant tumors superficially resembling wood aspect markings, perhaps, though it's hard to be sure without knowing more about the specific demesne. Might take years for serious symptoms in an initially healthy adult whose intake was only a bit over safe dose... or some mad genius heretic geomancer could channel the energy just exactly wrong (presumably as part of an attempt to share enlightenment) and cause a spectacular, possibly lethal, transformation same-day. For continuity purposes, since it was pointed out to me UWD actually has zero dots in Occult, one of FFE's Retainers is acting as a lab technician to do apprentice-level analytical alchemy, the results of which can then be easily understood in a medical context. Also, the mad geomancy would be some version of the Essential River Channeling procedure, defined here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N-8geUuklKlno_TGuFZezYnvvkWWOQCPev4rXa4cyRQ/edit#heading=h.iph4ftx9xnic
No. 946603 ID: d9acdc
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rolled 10, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 7, 8, 8, 9, 7, 6, 7, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 8, 5, 10, 5, 4, 4, 10, 9, 9, 9, 5, 3 = 200

A fearsome opponent; conflict is probably best avoided, if they want everyone to keep their limbs and the trades to go well.

"Dell, I think we should-"
COD is cut off as her sworn Brother, instead of sticking with the ship so they can make an emergency takeoff, starts creeping towards the brewing conflict, presumably to jump into the ball of Exalt and demon if things escalate. Great.

"Goose, I need you in the co-pilots seat. Everyone, stop the loading and secure cargo for emergency take off. Tsukumogami, high alert for intruders, don't let anyone disrupt piloting activities, non-lethal action against single attackers or known allies."

Goose is the mortal retainer with enlightened essence, who was trained as an emergency pilot before they recruited Dell. Since Dell was acting as co-pilot before, her Purifying Mercy Stone is still inserted as well.
Tsukumogami is her living armor, who is staying hidden on her form, but actively searching for signs of any unseen intruders.

From what I remember, there's some sort of trick that you can use by taking an action that only lasts a single tick, or can be freely aborted or something like that, effectively allowing you to hold your action until a later tick. COD is doing whatever that entails, preferably shifting into a defensive stance if it doesn't disrupt it, to perform take off in the case that TKO agrees to the duel.

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920634 No. 920634 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This quest is NSFW. Lewd suggestions are encouraged.

"I say we send the runt to do it. It's a simple enough job."

"No. Absolutely not."

"You can't protect her from the world forever, Saul. Someday she'll outlive you. What's she gonna do once you're gone? She needs experience doing things on her own."

"But think of her past -- I can't just send her back out there unprepared. She hasn't had her own kind to teach her how to survive the way they do."

"You've been preparin' her for years now, and you said just the other day she's come so far. I think she can handle it."

"He's right, it ain't like she'll be going anywhere she ain't been before. This is the perfect chance for her to get some experience doin' things on her own. I know she's like a daughter to you, but you gotta cut 'er loose sometime. An' God knows she's practically been beggin' for it for the past year or two."

A sigh. "I suppose you're right."
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No. 946449 ID: 83bf07

Being mindful of the noise your shoes might make
No. 946459 ID: 81cd19

Enter the small space and close the door behind you. If there's any holes behind you, peek through one to see who entered the room. If not, then check out the other light that you see. Make sure to not make any noise.
No. 946513 ID: eb1fcc

actually yeah he's right, changing my vote to just go say hi and explain what's up (excluding the sex parts)

he locked himself out of his own dang home and you came to help
No. 946593 ID: 15a025

Yeah this. Might be a good idea to take off your shoes. Should help make us moving around more quiet, though with wood floors I guess all it takes is a squeaky board to give us away.
No. 946598 ID: b00f7b

If its someone you recognize should be here or kaz recognizes, explain the kaz getting locked out story. Explaining his shirt and obvious erection might be tricky though.

But if it's someone unknown and seems dangerous, hide but keep a good eye on what's happening and if things look bad, (and ONLY if it looks bad) be ready to back him up and shank somebody.

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This quest is NSFW.

Content Warning: This is a horror-themed quest; the events depicted may be disturbing to some people. Possible content (spoilered for those who would prefer to be surprised) includes graphic depictions of death, gore, and body horror.

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No. 946201 ID: ce39da

D: Wait for her to leave, and look at the informative-looking sign she was blocking.
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No. 946218 ID: 81cd19

B because girls with glasses are easy to Bump into and inspect their Belongings.
No. 946516 ID: f5a3f7

B for bbrdvark.
No. 946594 ID: 15a025


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Worm Man wakes up on top of a rock. Nothing is really unique about this, as it's the same rock he's woken up on for about as long as he can remember.
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Peeking around the corner, Worm Man sees what appears to be a guy rifling through a trash can and decides to investigate, yet he has no idea what to do with that guy.

No. 946530 ID: 9876c4

Rifles are weak to artillery. Throw spotted dick, and yorkshire puddings upon him.

Feel free to substitute lowbrow pastry.
No. 946531 ID: 15c122

Interrogate him. Does he have more Dum Dums
No. 946540 ID: 977456

Enquire what a handsome fellow such as they might find in the trash, and pursue the thought that you might engage in some youthful rifling together, whist waggling eyebrows enthusiastically.
No. 946543 ID: 81cd19

Lean your head over his shoulder.

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You are Erika, daughter of the Snow Queen, the goddess of winter itself. Before we start play though, let's decide on your attributes.
Pick one of the following categories to be your Primary focus, one to be your Secondary, and one to be your Tertiary.

PHYSICAL: Strength, Stamina and Dexterity
SOCIAL: Beauty, Charisma and Manipulation
MENTAL: Wits, Perception and Intelligence.
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No. 944491 ID: eba23a

Are you voting for or against letting Bjorn stick it in? Either way QM mentioned that other bear dude who Erika sucks off for drinks and Bjorn always seems down to knock a bitch up so Erika definitely has options.
No. 944493 ID: 977456

Voting against greasy left-overs.
No. 944500 ID: 9876c4

I'm offering pithy remarks without deigning to be democratic.
No. 946533 ID: c790b8


You gasp, shaking the haze of lust out of you and panicking a little. "U-uh? B-bjorn?"
"Hmmmmmm?" He rumbles, dragging his cock between the brunette's asscheeks and towards your cunt, you feel a massive drop of cum splash against your butt.
"I'm uh, I'd rather not get pregnant tonight."
He shrugs and throws the brunette aside, letting her bounce to a stop on the bed, lying spread-eagled and vacant eyed. He forces you down to your knees, slides into your mouth and starts fucking your throat again, cleaning off his tool until you are completely out of breath, at which point he pulls out, slaps you across the face with it and dives right back in.

You wake up a while later, lying on Bjorn's abs, who's lying on his back on the bed with his shirt off.
"You alright?" You feel his voice shake your body. "You passed out, left me high and dry."
You cough, then speak, your voice sounding raw and raspy.


"H-how long was I out?"
He shrugs. "Only about ten minutes."

No. 946542 ID: ce6355

"High and dry? Oh how rude of me." Open legs for round two.

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You are VOIDSY, and as your name would imply, you’re in the void. It has been some time since you’ve focused your collective mind, but you need to move. It’s time to collect your thoughts.

The game is officially starting, and your enemy is the most notorious god of the Taverne pantheon- one you want to join if you win this game. Not only do you want to teach this murderer a lesson, but losing this game means death. Your tiny cat people are akin to your children, and you love them- and you will prepare them for war.

You’ve upset Wretch, and that needs attention sooner rather than later. Strategizing with Eastwood was easy enough, but you haven’t talked to Miller as much. Talking to all of your alliance members will be crucial to your success against Spit. Talking to Spit was a disaster, and while continuing a conversation would be a terrible idea, it is an option.

Your cats are armed to the teeth, but Jasper seems...less than comfortable with their new existence. Maybe a one on one talk would be a good idea. Like talking to your god teammates, communication with your TCPs can’t go wrong.

Of course, there’s always directly planning your next move. You can multitask some things, but not too many, focus would be a better plan in most situations- what’s your first move?
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No. 946421 ID: 76349d

this isnt a great situation.
Its stable for now, but Spit still has one more TCP.
If they walk in, we're totally screwed.
We need to get support here, beyond just Jasper and Buddy. If anyone else can pass through the bag, that'd be really nice, or if the other gods could transport some of their TCPs over in the vehicle.
Buddy needs healing urgently, and probably should heal Jasper too. I really don't know what we should do with regards to Hark though. Hopefully she will stay unconscious long enough that we have time to work something out.
After healing, I think Buddy should either check on Writhe, or remove the collar from Seaspray. The longer we leave Writhe alone, the more likely something bad happens to them, and they are currently holding Marvel, but removing the collar would mean that Miller could communicate with Seaspray again.
No. 946425 ID: 76349d

Actually, if Miller and Eastwood just, shouted really loudly at their TCPs, would that wake them up? Does volume through god communication transfer like that? Can you even wake up people knocked unconscious by making loud sounds or does that only work on people who fall asleep normally? I don't know the answer to those questions. It would be really helpful if Eastwood or Miller could wake up their TCPs though.
No. 946444 ID: a627e3

we need some healing jelly now and to get some backup. maybe some rope to tie up hark as well.
now that Hark is out of commision, i say we heal them once there tied up.
No. 946445 ID: a627e3

let the others know thing are relatively safe right now, and ask witch TCP's they want to send over.
No. 946447 ID: a627e3

i'm just glad everyone got out of that alive. let's do what we can to keep it that way.

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No. 946376 ID: e3e99e

Dungeoneer, you don't need to turn her into a demon in order to seduce her.
We'd be happy to help you get your sempai to notice you.
No. 946377 ID: ad51b8

oh that does not bode well.
No. 946378 ID: 06095b


Yo, other hat. Control your accessory's murder boner.
No. 946384 ID: 10670f

"Only as a Last Resort"

Umm, Mary? I don't think getting Rune'd works like that. Like, just now, you kinda needed those Runes before you found yourself locked in a room with an Abberation. I'm pretty sure they don't work like a potion to be chugged, there's probably this whole "process" that Dungeoneer has to go through to get it to work.
No. 946388 ID: 58b4f3

At least wait until you get a Dragon Rune! Then you can turn Mary into a dragon!

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940835 No. 940835 ID: 8442ba hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You don't exist yet.

This guy wants you to exist even though he thinks he'll do a bad job creating you. From there you'll have some sort of adventure and hopefully start to look better. Things might even get... saucy.


What are you?
If you're something complicated it's likely you'll come out especially weird, but he's ready to take the plunge.
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No. 946018 ID: 7ebbf9

Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole. Any advice? Do you know where any long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
No. 946056 ID: 3ce8ff

hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.
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>Real neat to meet you you but I'm looking for a way to get someone out of a hole.
>long wiggly things or things to climb up might be?
>hey i bet we can fashion a little example out of a tendrily thing and ask for something like that but longer.

"wow, hey, git dat out, bug off dat. eye hex dat. eye hex dat bit. dat eat rat, eat rat. heh, not ire. was big 'aah!', not ire. you not eat dis rat. you hep guy.

Ah jeez. Looks like you spooked him a bit! You have never given a lot of thought to the things you consume being living, thinking things like you are now. You sure hope those other rats weren't like this one!

Also at the moment it's kinda hard to even push the edge of yourself up into the container. You'd have to give that a lot of thought to really figure out how to do it. It'd be nice if there were some helpful animated guides on how to do it!
Wowee. Hoo doggie, that embarrassment is hitting hard for some reason from that line of thinking. You plan on forgetting you thought that.
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>Ask what it knows about this place.
>Also, it used to be smarter? How so?

"can do tag, can run vex map, can eat med fud, get tek put. can pee, can sex, can all. get fud. but eye not get med for lot eon, man sed not get med den eye not gab. ego get bad. den... get dum. sum dum rat. agh.

D'aw heck, thanks.
No. 946266 ID: b1b4f3

Sounds like he needs the "med food" to be smart, and he hasn't gotten any in a while.
Ask who the "man" was.

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This quest is R18.
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chapter two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/910050.html
disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/124805.html
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No. 945559 ID: 0338c7

I know she said we’re unlikely to see werewolves but given Pascal’s kind of hmmmm take on them it’s be really cool to see some while we are out there.
No. 945560 ID: 69c061

I heartily add my support to the suggestion of holding on very tightly for safety. It's just good sense. Also be sure to appreciate how firm and muscular her back and waist are while you're there.

Going out into the desert sounds like fun (I mean, not for me, because I'm not an undead creature who presumably isn't bothered by heat, but for them.) Find out about Rian and Belle some other time; don't push it for now, just enjoy some desert scenery.
No. 945561 ID: 421241

honestly yeah do this exact thing
No. 946075 ID: f46390

ira you're so great
No. 946240 ID: 49863e

yes, I'm all for climbing on that bike behind Strip, wrapping arms around her, and appreciating the feel of her skin and muscles beneath....

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No. 946023 ID: b1b4f3

Introduce yourself and ask if they might know someone who could teach you to control your lightning magic.
No. 946024 ID: e7c7d3

Time to eavesdrop! See what they're celebrating for.
No. 946028 ID: 2df440

No. 946039 ID: 094652

You know the other party members will find this disgusting and the cat party member will be disgusted since it would look like you are intentionally disgusting them to isolate her for creep tactics. Be subtle and encrypted for cats.

Seductive tail swipes.
No. 946217 ID: 81cd19

Just act inconspicuous for a while to see what the three are up to.

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932632 No. 932632 ID: f5fee9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

I just couldn't stay away~♥

so... how about a lewd story about a kobold?
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No. 945880 ID: e3e99e

Naw, see, that's the wrong way to look at things.
Instead, LET Neeral get pregnant, and then claim it's a miracle. Have her use raising their half-kobold child to justify staying with the adventuring party, and seduce the bard into being 'monster-swingers'.

She gets endless powerful monsters, and an armed escort.
No. 945885 ID: a9af05

The problem with adventurers is that they get paid to kill monsters. Asking them to help us make monsters is a good way of getting them to just turn around and kill Neeral before she can make any monsters.
No. 945889 ID: e6f10c

A important clarification is that they're paid to kill monsters that have been a big enough bother to someone with coin to pay to have said monsters killed. If the monsters aren't causing trouble, then why risk the party member's well being to slay 'em? And if they do cause trouble, well, that'll be more job opportunities for the party, though killing the monsters would go well against Lamashtu's desires. ...But if Neeral could speak to the monsters she's birthed and they'd follow her direction, then this could be a opportunity to con folk out of their cash. Bring the monsters in to cause a ruckus, then Neeral leads 'em off secretly and the party claims they dealt with the problem and gets paid.

Anyway, it's still way too early to reveal such things to the party. They do not trust Neeral anywhere near enough. And even if and when they do, them knowing is another way knowledge of Neeral's blessing by Lamashtu and mission to slip out and get to the ears of those who would kill her.

Oh, and a important note about the way Lamashtu's blessing on Neeral works is that the egg Neeral lays (two days after conception,) are buried to finish their growth and then hatch. How long that'll take is unknown and might be based on how big the offspring are. Whatever the way, it means that Neeral doesn't have to stick around to care for the eggs or the offspring.
No. 946216 ID: 81cd19

That's one way to eat dick I suppose.

And yes, we should exit Neeral.

You should definitely agree to keep him company. Don't want him to get suspicious in any way.

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