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891215 No. 891215 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki and previous threads: http://tgchan.org/wiki/AsteroidQuest
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Lagotrope

>"Arza, Penn."

Vanski says our names less to get our attention, and more to buy time to construct what he's going to say to us.

>"You won't be talking to the CAI directly. ASE - that's the Alliance of the Silhouette Empire - are hooking the CAI up to a data output terminal, which you will be reading off of."
>"No talking to the CAI directly? Really?" asks Arza.
>"Take it up with ASE if you have a problem with that. There is a dedicated CAI study lab. There will always be a guard there to walk you through through the entry and exit procedures. You'll both be in guest room number 5."

He walks around the desk to us.

>"And remember that no matter who gets access to protect or study the CAI, the CAI remains mine."

This insectoid alien, who's gotten insensibly close to us, waves us off with his clasper.
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No. 907990 ID: de6d84

"May I get through?"
No. 910620 ID: 2625d3


I'm farly certain this is someone you want on your side, no matter what your plan is.
She appears socially ungraceful, yet also optimistic to converse with you despite the likelihood that you're a hardened criminal (inclining me to believe she is open to making, or even looking to make friends).
These two things would make her especially susceptible to manipulation, as well as persuasion.
That or she is acting strangely and blocking the door to cover for someone or something.

Either way, she's an easy mark.

Play any leverage you can find, and I guaranty you'll be able to sway her too your side.

But, you did say you didn't want to let yourself become amoral.

Basically just think of me as the voice of the "cold-hearted professional". I'll see you through whatever needs too be done, but you're hands will get dirty.
No. 910665 ID: 977456

And there is no reason that you can't do that and also be an honest ally to her. A reputation of betrayal is a long-term problem afterall. It isn't as though there is any point in hiding that you are being guarded around her, and offering her assistance will increase the likelihood of her reciprocating. An ethically-honest friendship is compatible with your self-interest.
No. 910829 ID: bd52c5

Yes, you're right.

This is what I mean. The thought of an honest relationship didn't even cross my mind, despite the fact that, by far, that would be best.
This has been another reminder of how much of a cold-hearted bastard I can be. I'll have to work on that.

I redact my previous suggestion, and second befriending the walking muscle mountain.
No. 912382 ID: 97210d

Seconding this, the biggest ones always give the best hugs.

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910415 No. 910415 ID: c914a9 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

A cat sits calmly on a bed inside his cabin. It's his 34th day at this camp, as a SCRIBE and a WARRIOR in training. The cat is part of a group of travelers from far, far away, who've come to colonize this land; their dream land, and seek its golden treasure hidden within.

Although the cat has traveled a long way, he doesn't yet have a name. Why not give him one?

Submit an action. Ask him anything. Do whatever.
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No. 911884 ID: c18346

C. Screaming is never a bad choice.
No. 911938 ID: c0641d

A. This will tell us whether we're truly in a different place, or if the sorceress is still holding us.
No. 912034 ID: 950cf9

Both D and A. Get out of there.
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No. 909970 ID: 2202fb

Press them all at once
No. 912342 ID: bdb209

pick nose
No. 912350 ID: 094652

Screw it. Hit Green with your face.

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896970 No. 896970 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

The Church of Orcus might have people we care about stuck in that jail, and definitely have a lot of shiny stuff in their vault.

Who's coming along, and what's our plan?
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No. 911788 ID: 2007b6

Reloading spells takes Azarthraine another hour of preparatory meditation, then fifteen minutes for the actual reading and ritual. He's got one 8th circle slot, which will have to go toward renewing the Mind Blank on Bulgruf every day until either some method for extending it's 24-hour duration becomes available, or you're willing to risk multiple loads of spells in unsustainably rapid succession. (With military discipline, two loads per day are permissible for up to a week, under exigent conditions, with close medical supervision and other duties kept to a minimum; three is possible at least in theory, but there's no credible record, anywhere in the lineage of Zelkor's predecessors and all their students, of anyone managing even as much as five full spell loads inside two days and then being actively useful for much of anything else within the next year or more.)

Two seventh-circle spell slots, each of which could hold Control Undead, Reorient Gravity (currently affects a bit more than 500 cubic yards per casting and lasts at least fifteen minutes, or longer duration across a smaller area; arbitrarily shapeable in theory, but edges flow like soap bubbles), Prismatic Spray (a very versatile technique, albeit unpredictable, and a key part of the combo he used to destroy Aaban Bonegnasher), or a 6th circle or lower spell with slack for enhancements - so far he's been using those for Supreme Disintegration.

Three 6th circle slots. Apart from Supreme Disintegration, notes include an analytical effect that should be able to puzzle out all the nuances of any enchanted item or magical trap (a dozen or more such targets per casting, though using it properly requires several hundred gold worth of occult lenses and other portable lab equipment). There's a bundled set of 'artificial haunting' techniques for rapidly locking down a building, mostly useful if there are inadequate troops available to defend it
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No. 911790 ID: 2007b6

Another note about Illusory Wall: it blocks air currents, scents, trivial projectiles (rain, sand, maybe low-velocity pebbles, but nothing hard and fast enough to deal damage) and flying insects about as well as a taut sheet of paper, and can occasionally fool someone tapping and listening for echoes. In a pinch, a few properly angled castings could be almost as good as a proper tent for keeping warm and dry outdoors, but it avails nothing against strong winds or any significant pressure differential.

Helen sidles over to the subterrene's hatch without attracting attention, but the hinge produces an ear-piercing squeal when she starts to open it. Also, air inside is still fairly stale, though a casting of Dance of the Unicorn might be able to fix that.
No. 911930 ID: 094652

... Hore asks if the party is going to go adventuring now.
No. 911999 ID: afdebc

Helen's actions receive a pointed look before Davina moves on to discuss other options. She has no intentions of leading the mercenary team on a dangerous experiment to pilot a device we do not understand, and that could very well leave us stranded somewhere with no sure path back to familiar territory. Especially if we're not even being paid!

The obvious question to ask is if Agatha or Bulgruf are interested on signing on as Fire Hawks, having completed a job we set out to do, they're certainly eligible and welcome, should they wish to.

>He's got one 8th circle slot, which will have to go toward renewing the Mind Blank on Bulgruf every day until either some method for extending it's 24-hour duration becomes available
Something of a steep price to pay, but a reasonable trade for getting the book back at all.

What then, are our possible options for breaking the geas or extending the duration of min blank? A mission to free a new companion from mental compulsion, or to make 8th circle magic available, could be useful.

A frontal assault on Talon North still feels premature, even with Azarthraine returned to form. In the short term, we might be best served to take another go at capturing the Wheel of Bone (perhaps Lesser Planar Binding or similar could be used to preempt it escaping again?). Trade it through Goris for payment or a future favor from her pirate Captain, and secure the goodwill of the local spirit court at the same time.
No. 912177 ID: 9646f1

rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12

Bulgruf asks how soon they would be moving against her binder. Depending on the answer she might be willing to take a more dangerous level of spell loads, but she'd prefer having her health to return to after dealing with this particular saddle bur. If they're offering a service position, she'd certainly be interested in that as a route to paying down her debt, trading one geas for another so to speak. What kind of contract would we be talking about? Length of time, nature of the risks involved, benefits and political ramifications are of import to her at this moment, among other things. She is of course in a rather poor bargaining position currently- you all have her restrained, outnumbered, and are significantly better trained than she is based on her understanding of that book and what your spellcaster is capable of. Current guesses as to why she's not dead involve heirarchical leadership, probably shared at least in part by the swordwoman doing the strategizing, and some level of usefulness as a living worker or captive that outweighs the risk of letting a potential hostile live. So, do you need her to be bait, or do you think she has useful information? Or are you hard pressed from soldiers and require any recruits you can get? Some sort of active conflict then, or one you're expecting, from a superior force?

Hm, seeking open council, small group, clear disorder and a lack of planned response indicate that whoever the former leader was has been indisposed,and this leadership is either temporary, unwilling, new, restructuring things, or some combination of those factors.

Bulgruf is stating her thoughts out loud, to no one in particular, although she would like at least some of those thoughts addresse.

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894415 No. 894415 ID: 896ddf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Root_and_Branches
Disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/107070.html
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No. 910614 ID: d43e51

I like that idea. Everyone should try to find the golden lining on anything that seems like a bad situation.
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No. 911662 ID: d43e51

May I ask why, you Amelia, don’t like Delilah and what caused you to not like her in the first place?
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854088 No. 854088 ID: 3583d1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

743 C.E.

*sweep* *sweep* *sweep*

Man, this sucks...

Everyday it’s the same wake up early for the stupid morning prayers, then run to the kitchens to get breakfast for the priests, while my own food is nothing it cold pouridge and stale bread. Then I start my chores, sweeping, cleaning, organizing the bishop’s chambers, and probably other things Father Baldwin can come up with...

And I have to clean the latrenes later today... whoop-de-do...
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No. 911280 ID: ae8ec4

How close is she? It might be good to just stand and fight. It's better to die standing than be hunted down like a dog.
No. 911303 ID: 2202fb

Fuck this.

You aren't getting away. Better just make a last stand and hope for a miracle and that she still feels some semblance of fatigue.

If you do manage to take her down, chop off her limbs, cut out and crush her heart, uterus, and lungs, decapitate her, and crush her head. It is grisly, but you need to destroy anything that might be able to regrow her.

Throw a fucking axe.
No. 911872 ID: f91d05

This time take her apart, cut the limbs off, Burn her.At least that's probably the best you can to make sure they stay dead,
No. 911873 ID: f91d05

Also bury the ashes
No. 912040 ID: 2202fb

in a few different places

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909541 No. 909541 ID: 986b2d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You just quit your job. You can't believe it.

PARADISE FOUND is a post-cyberpunk neon glam quest about fighting the man, finding yourself, and becoming a witch. It will deal heavily with themes of gender/identity exploration and found family. Content warnings will include violence, injury, blood and body horror as standard for my quests, as well as potential nudity. Due to the story's themes, it may also deal with depression and dysphoria (both general life dissatisfaction and gender dysphoria.) Be kind to one another. Be kind to the story. Godspeed.
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No. 911811 ID: 2af340

C what they do with it! actions speak louder than words; let this coven show you what they're all about!
No. 911817 ID: 5f3f48

In fairness, if all they wanted was system access, they could grab anyone off the street and use their card. Or steal IDs without grabbing people at all. And if all they wanted was yours, they could have taken it by force.

No. 911824 ID: e0ca8d

C. The only person I feel okay around is Cobweb and that doesn't mean it'd be fun to stick around for long. Bad catch or not, Cobweb saved you and seems to believe in helping people, the rest of the Coven needs to prove the same.
No. 911826 ID: 094652

B - You don't want to throw yourself into this, but you don't like Eden's little project and you want to do something about it. So let the "not-a-terrorist-gang" use your keycard to stop this project while you leave for greener pastures.
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851008 No. 851008 ID: 085408 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

This is going to make everything right.
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>Thought about writing a book?
Judging by what happened this morning the writing gene skipped me.

>Art is very subjective and open to personal tastes.
Subjective tastes can be objectively shit.

>Ask if her old job was as a space pirate.
I’m not feeling up to making more forced jokes.

>Make Luvi a gift.
I’ll think about it. I have the feeling she’d be equally happy with anything I made for her, but I’ll fish for ideas later. Maybe I can make it a surprise.

“Luvi, thank you for… well everything, I guess. Fair warning, tonight I may have a bit of a, uh…" I can’t believe I have to say this. Thankfully she waves off the rest of my sentence.

“I understand and won’t judge. It’s tough on everyone.”
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Stopping an act always feels slightly different, depending on who I was trying to be. On a great day it can be like waking up from a stupor because I was so far into the role. Usually it’s like finally letting myself relax after taking a hard test and I’m left a bit tired in mind, not body.

I stop thinking of myself as someone who can hold her shit together and I don’t feel any tears come. I don’t even feel surprise that I’m not crying. The misery and sense of failure I felt this morning evaporated at some point. There’s nothing behind the wall that I had up. I’m hollow.
No. 911829 ID: 470289
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Everything is broken, and I don’t know what to do.
No. 911834 ID: b1b4f3

Look for things you can fix, and fix them.
No. 911847 ID: 298905

So... remember what happened at your performance yet, then?

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898917 No. 898917 ID: 2e3701 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

"Hey, so, boss? It's me… again," you say, cringing at yourself. "Just wondering whether you'll be in today. Got the store open! I think. Did it the same as yesterday, so it should work out. Uh." You swallow. There's probably a hundred other things you should mention, but you have no clue what they would be. "Give me a ring when you have the chance, yeah?" You haven't heard from her since your first day, when she said she was heading out on an errand, and to close up by yourself.

This is day four.

You have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
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No. 911730 ID: 2e3701

Oh shoot, in the image I wrote the wrong in for E. The text is correct, drawer E is 4 clicks in.

So sorry guys! I'll see about getting it updated
No. 911735 ID: b1b4f3

Oh, hah. The fourth drawer references four by being the fourth drawer.

So the number four is important somehow. Could be we need to push/pull each drawer until the number of clicks from each is a multiple of four? Like for the first one, it's (out, in, out, etc) 2,3,5,6,8.

OR, you need to make the drawer click that many times by moving it partially. First drawer is 2,3, then halfway out for the fourth click.
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Here's the correct image, also featuring readable text.
No. 911793 ID: b1b4f3

Just in case I need to provide precise directions:
B: out, in, half out
C: out, in
D: out
E: out, 1/4th in
F: out, in, out, in, out, in, out
No. 911814 ID: e95cec

Ah, ok. I'm gonna modify my test to:
Pull out C
Pull out B
Pull out E
Pull out D
Push in B
Push in D
Push in C
Push in E
...Pull out A?

However, I'm not sure what significance, if any, the items hold. They might fit into the puzzle, somehow, or they might be red herrings, or they might be for something else.

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785044 No. 785044 ID: e136ae hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/665423.html

SPIKE and KITTY came CLOSE ENOUGH to completing their last mission to begin a NEW ONE.




This particular dungeon to which they shall crawl is one of the MOST EXCLUSIVE dungeons. A dungeon so exclusive that the only way to get to it is through a SPECIAL PORTAL guarded by a LEVEL 50 TITAN named ORCUS and he will NOT let you in UNLESS you are on HIS LIST.
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Kitty: See?! And now you've gone and wrecked a floor model.
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Chair of Life Draining: Naw man, t'sokay, I'm made of stone, yeah?
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Kitty: I'm sorry, I had no idea he was contagious.

Demon: Just go. Please.

The party continues onwards...
No. 911742 ID: d18b05

Wait, eat those cookies and milk. Compound your crimes!
No. 911780 ID: 977456

Mary: Seduce off the demon's tie, use it to construct a rudimentary saddle, affix saddle to Kitty's ponytail, acquire free transportation.

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902109 No. 902109 ID: 11f77a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Arthocob_Date_Quest
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106192.html
Takes place in the Team Port Echo universe so... may or may not be canon-ish. Prequel maybe?
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So y-yes. A couple jobs would be g-good. I-I-I suppose I’ll settle for some... cheaper alternatives... that may get the job done. L-let’s keep our options open for n-now.

Current Wallet: 14 yogguths
Baolith Steaks $3yg
Yuugoth Filet $2yg
Qua-quibb Flanks $3yg
Zaugoki Bowl $5yg

Toffel Bulbs$1yg
Larhsaana $1yg
Hakkyagga $1yg

Gorm Milk $1yg
Rose Amber Punch (Juice) $1yg
Zephcynth Ale-Lark (Beer) $2yg
Sarcothus Torq (Beer) $2yg
Divine Relik (Beer) $2yg
Lunar Pearlwater (Wine) $350yg
No. 911596 ID: 080aaf

Beer! More beer, Sarco!
No. 911605 ID: 91ee5f

How about some Qua-quibb Flanks and Sarcothus Torq (Beer)?

Don’t forget to also check for candies!
No. 911636 ID: a9af05

All of this!
No. 911644 ID: 2f83e5

What is a Baolith Steaks? Sounds good. Any beer is good or is Eudora fond of a certain brand? Also don't freak out always act confident but not full of yourelf I bet she'd like that.

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895559 No. 895559 ID: ea36cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Breakfast; Eaten!
Body; Cleansed!
Clothes... still needs cleaning.
Traveling Clothes; Check!
Rope; Check!
Towel and Toiletry; Check!
Guild pack; Check!

I still have half an hour before I have to meet Asera at the town gates.
I hope I'm not forgetting anything before setting out.
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No. 911299 ID: 0c3c2c

Keep Watch.
No. 911421 ID: 7efe6b

Keep watch but patrol the area.
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>Keep watch

I use the moons to keep an eye on what time it is as I keep the fire from keeping out.

Humming to myself, I keep myself awake and take a few biscuits to keep awake.
Amongst other quiet activities, keeping quiet to not wake up Asera.
No. 911618 ID: 83bf07

Earn your rest~
No. 911630 ID: 7efe6b

Once the morning comes, wake Asera up with some moaning.

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907027 No. 907027 ID: cb22c8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Oh, hey, it actually fits. I wonder what these things were used for...
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No. 911416 ID: 0c3c2c

The entity in the forest of spires has not logged off in over two thousand years. It likely isn't going anywhere. Head to River's Peak to see your friend, then head for Fisher's Valley to assist the Fishers.
No. 911502 ID: 01678b

So wait is it saying that the last login was 2000 years ago for the whole network, or just this underwater terminal? I had been reading it as the second one, since it says "for this system" there.
No. 911589 ID: e7848c

People problems first. Fix the lake. The other user will pop up again later.
No. 911595 ID: afdebc

>He's got something screwed up with his breath and being blind underwater probably didn't make it any nicer. Though he never once told me "no".
Possible crush detected!

>Where go
A detour to pick up your friend is probably worth it. It's a delay, but I bet the repairs will benefit from a second set of hands / claws.
No. 911606 ID: 91ee5f

>He's got something screwed up with his breath and being blind underwater probably didn't make it any nicer. Though he never once told me "no".
Based on the information given, I believe your friend possibly has a romantic interest in you, which explains why he never told you “no”, he wanted to impress you and/or spend time with you.

>Where to go?
Go to River's Peak and meet up with your friend. Since he has also been studying the ruins with you, he may be able to assist you with fixing the lake at Fisher's Valley.

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848967 No. 848967 ID: 2a13fa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Well shit.

I didn't expect to win this fight, so I genuinely have no idea what I'm supposed to do. They were a legendary warrior, this was supposed to be like a last stand sorta thing. Why is my power so damn good?

Vicky Esteline
ATK - 6
DEF - 2
AGL - 16
INT - 9
POW - Perfect Dodge: You may flawlessly evade up to 2 forms of harm. Each evasion takes 10 minutes to recharge, and all things that could cause you harm can be evaded. Ability has a range of 3 meters from the original source of harm.

Author's Note: This will probably not be an incredibly long quest, nor will i put an incredibly large amount of effort into it. It's just something to do while i work on the next AshQuest update, which is turning out more difficult than I anticipated.
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No. 910507 ID: 1872dc

"I'd prefer a loyalist to a criminal but the situation being what it is..."
You were going to have to walk there anyway, might as well follow. Ask about what he's done until now.
No. 910604 ID: 977456

Inform him that you have had an insight into the future. That a time will come when you must be disciplined and efficient. A time when you must sacrifice justice and satisfaction for the sake of survival. Tell him that you must act now, so that, when the time comes, the scales of decency shall be balanced. Then kick him in the groin and march off to town. It'll definitely serve him right at some point in the future.
No. 911552 ID: afdebc

>i am so. fucking bored
Well, my life has been anything but boring lately, so I guess you picked a good trainwreck to hitch onto. Welcome aboard.

>i can shapeshift
How's that work? From "who's dog is this?" we can assume he's not limited to human birdman forms, but is there a size limit? A time limit? Other rules?
No. 911562 ID: f91d05

Well We just killed the most dangerous member of their military in what we assumed was a suicidal fight...We don't have much plan beyond find a way to not die and maybe get revenge, start a rebellion maybe?
No. 911564 ID: e3e99e

"Well, at this point I've been branded a criminal as well so I honestly don't care.
A loyalist would have been nice, since I was planning on vengeance and probably dying in the attempt, but if you're bored and looking for something to do that's an option.
Or you could smash my cloaca until I forget who I am, either or."

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873307 No. 873307 ID: e77725 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Audit%20Quest
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No. 907427 ID: 262a51

Expect nothing but disappointment.
No. 911181 ID: 631652

Have Reginald step in. Either have him try and give her a prep talk, confess his love for her, or step in and assume the stance of the Royal Right Hand.
No. 911219 ID: 6c36e3

Is this a bug or a feature?
No. 911241 ID: 2a7417

Whichever it is, we should squash her like a bug.
No. 911404 ID: c26b8d

Why have we been taking it easy on them? I thought that killing Miss Bloops turns on hard mode.

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Chapter 0: >>/questarch/886861

Discussion: >>/questdis/123379
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust
Inventory: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust/Inventory

Yesterday was a blur. They ended up keeping you in the infirmary overnight, so they could monitor your health; between the frequent examinations and the steady trickle of well-wishers showing up to ask how you were doing, you didn't get much opportunity to make sense of your current situation, let alone ask any of the growing number of questions floating around in your head. Of all the things puzzling you about this place, the people themselves are the greatest mystery. They've been friendly and welcoming, sure; but sometimes it feels like they find you familiar in some way. They keep calling you Sigarzghar,, too, and you have no clue why.

But these confusions don't trouble you -- you find the others more worrying, such as why you were in a coma for three days, or why all your posessions are missing from your pockets. You wonder how long you'll be stuck in this place, but you don't have much in the way of leads to figure out where else to go -- there're Delaney and Quincy over on Gansett shelf, the tentacle twins on the Concourse, and... that's about it. You're not sure how you'd get to either of those places from here, so you certainly feel stuck. Right now, more than anything else, you need answers.

You suppose that's why you're waiting here. They discharged you from the infirmary shortly after you awoke this morning, and led you h
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No. 911019 ID: 0e2ebe

I wouldn't vocalize the thought process. Giving them anything, including how wary we are or how canny we are, for free is a bad idea.
No. 911052 ID: 15a025

Beanbag chair!
No. 911062 ID: 4c6db0

Be unpredictable and put the beanbag on the sofa. Then finger the beanbag.
No. 911123 ID: c0641d

Hence why I said we should say this if we’re pressed to explain. I never said we should say this out of the blue.
No. 911146 ID: 2cb8b9

I'm saying we should never talk about it.

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Because you asked for it...

Razzay's Quest!
A not-at-all-safe for work quest about a cranky witch who uses panty-magic and the Smikverse magic system.

Razzay originally appeared in BLIND DATE #3: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/799612.html - NSFW!

During the Quest, it was suggested that to overcome her depression at having the hopes and dreams of her life's work to obtain immortality by going on a QUEST with TGChan!

She has reluctantly agreed.
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No. 906314 ID: d6afc2

B would be better.
No. 910971 ID: 2474dd
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>Ahem, anyway, i say we put in a requisition for a Nem insert.

Razzay: Nem? NEM?! There's no fucking way I'm going to put that cunt of a cunt into Lisa. She's going to be my fucking Sailor Scout.
No. 910974 ID: 2474dd
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Razzay: ... Sailor Scout. Lisa reminds me a bit of Sailor Mercury. I could pretty easily mix up a reasonable Sailor Mercury Lisa, with a bit of my memories of the chubby nerd girls I used to bang in college. I'd love to have a chubby Sailor Mercury. I love Sailor Moon but all the same face/same body wore on me. Chubby girls are soft n' cuddly.
No. 911086 ID: 055cbc

Shoot, if that's an option, sure. Didn't know you could be that specific about applying bits of you to her code. That should make things easier down the road when we are actually doing the sailor scout thing, right?
No. 911106 ID: afdebc

I haven't seen sailor moon since I was ten or so and it was the heavily edited americanized version, and all I really remember of Mercury's personality is "NERD" (and also "blue" and "bubbles" but those were visual themes).

I was just saying before that nerdy fits her personality better so that will probably work.

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Your name is SUPLEX, and you aren't really sure what you are.
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No. 910805 ID: 787c3d

I like the idea of Suplex leading a charge with Nelson and Dwayne closely behind, tackle the closest enemy and keep moving with him as a meat shield until reach the second. This plan depend on her being able to endure their attacks until they can be reliable shocked.
No. 910807 ID: f99cdc

Growl at them while staying out of sight.
No. 910855 ID: 91ee5f

It’s probably just the angle of the picture, but it looks like the other guard is either sitting on the ground in front of that door or they’ve been knocked out.

That could work.

We could also pick up the first guard and throw them at the second guard.
No. 910864 ID: 83bf07

Someone turn Mel around. She shouldn't see what's about to go down. Grabbing that guard as soon as he steps through the door and silencing him.
No. 911045 ID: 15a025

Grab the guard and try to keep them silent. Maybe knock them out. The guard should get suspicious after enough time and check things out themselves.

If we can get him too, we might be in the clear!

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first chapter: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/663996.html
previous chapter: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/718797.html
disthread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/124805.html

Morning breaks on the city and the air is dusty. I wake up in Sweat’s apartment, on my back, and watch a bug I don’t know the name of crawl across the ceiling. I think I forgot to call my brother.
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No. 910972 ID: b7505e

tell sweat youre rly glad it has friends, and youd be happy to hear more aboiut them!
No. 910975 ID: c1212a

>That’s kind of crappy of me.
Don't get blame yourself for not knowing shit, That's not your fault.
No. 910980 ID: 094652

Well, good for Sweat. You didn't want him obsessing over you every single millisecond.

Ask Sweat about the natural aspects of Fallen in relation to their former God. The whole "Amoeba" thing from Belial isn't something you'd expect to exist as a pre-programmed feature.
No. 911003 ID: 73c479

no sense blaming yourself- you're trying now, after all! tell sweat you're glad it has friends, and you're glad to be friends too
No. 911023 ID: d887c0

Sweat deserves friends. It's a good person.
Maybe if things go well, you and it can do this sort of thing more often. Just going out and having fun together.

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The Distant Early Warning Line was a system of radar stations spanning the Arctic regions of Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland and and the Faroe Islands. Built to detect incoming Soviet bombers during the Cold War and provide early warning of any land or sea invasion, it was built between 1954 and 1957 and was the northenmost and most capable of three radar lines in Canada and Alaska.

As a body's distance from the Earth increases, the force of gravity - zzt
-approaches zero- zzt
the absolute at which all motion ceases- zzt
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You pull the case -ordinary, black, hard-shelled- into your lap and open it, flicking back the metal clasps set to either side of the handle. Inside is a standard M1911 pistol, a bore snake and a paper box of cartridges (a quick count gives you thirty-five rounds). Satisfied that everything seems to be in order, you close the case and set it down on the airplane floor.
You don't want to get your pilots (Barry and Mary, huh, you have to admit that is kinda funny,) in any trouble, but you can't help but be curious about the cargo they're carrying. Disappointingly, it turns out not to be anything special- mostly crates of easy-to-store food as far as you can tell, probably for later redistribution among deliveries to the smaller line stations. You spot several types of canned vegetables, some beans, a whole box of tinned mystery meat (gross) and some canned peaches (less gross). Nothing suspicious, at least not more suspicious than the meat. You decide to leave it alone.
The plane is a cargo model, which is actually good news- the unfolded seats may not be the most comfortable for long flights, but there aren't any armrests between them, which means you can actually lay down. You take off your coat and fold it into a pillow, and try to get some rest. The low sound of the plane, more vibration than anything audible, fades comfortingly into the background and you're asleep almost as soon as you close your eyes. If you do dream, it is of something warm and pleasantly shapeless.
No. 910823 ID: 5d3ade
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You wake just moments before the plane approaches for landing, in time to see the dark gash of the makeshift airstrip in the snow ahead of you and, stretching into the horizon, the pale specter of the northern sea.
From so far up the land seems to pass seamlessly into the water, ice upon ice coming alive in a thousand shades of white and gray and though you've seen it a hundred times there's still something viscerally, frighteningly beautiful about the frozen landscape.
In the depth of January winter Oliktok Point is sunlit for less than an hour, pale warmth barely breaking cold so deep the ice seems to seep into the marrow of your bones. There is something- fleeting, yes, but present at the back of your mind, something disquieting about every arrival to the Arctic north- like an intrusion upon something not quite meant for you. Every structure is an interruption, a dark blot on the frozen marshes, covered in snow. Not hated, no. Simply unnecessary. Passing. What?
After a few days the feeling always fades, beaten into submission by the mundane troubles of rationing food and repairing radios and complaining about the cold- and yet, something lingers, perhaps just the completely rational knowledge that left outside you really would freeze to death. There's nothing wrong with that, though. A healthy amount of fear is good for the soul, isn't it?

The plane lands heavily, setting down on extended skis as it skids to a stop. Through the window you can see two figures, slighty too far away to make out their faces- one brown parka, furred hood pulled over their head, one green, hands tucked onto pockets- safely off to the side at the end of the airstrip. The taller one, dressed in brown, waves in your general direction and sets off briskly towards the plane, followed closely by their companion.
No. 910826 ID: 5d3ade

An aside: The sunrise for the timeline here should actually be sometime after noon, but I had already drawn the update image when I realised that,and was just too lazy to redraw it. In an effort to keep as much accuracy as possible in this respect all following days will have the proper sunrise/sunset times,which will be reflected in the art. I hope you'll forgive the error here, whoops.
No. 910831 ID: 094652

"So, how long until the scheduled end of the world?"
No. 910890 ID: 7efe6b

Wait until the pilots tell you to exit. Then go meet your welcoming party.

Technically, on Jan 3rd the sun is down all day long at Oliktok Point. It's only later, on Jan 19th that the sunrise/sunset cycle begins. Tbh, I didn't even notice any issues until you mentioned it so... I guess I don't care :P. We can say that in this alternate universe, the earth isn't as tilted as in real life.

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