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913306 No. 913306 ID: 470289 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

“Wait up! You’re going too fast! Max!”


“Whatever we call you, stop walking so fast. Socrates is tired.”


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No. 923513 ID: 977456

For a longer-term solution it has been said that you can potentially double its projected life-span by getting your bunny fixed.
No. 923686 ID: ecd116

>I haven’t felt as…comfortable? Satisfied? Fulfilled? I don’t know if there’s a word for it, but I haven’t felt like that in a long time

wait do you mean in past tense as in you use too a while back? or present tense as in you are feeling it right now?
No. 923873 ID: a9af05

Why don't you go eat some ice cream? That's what sad people do to make themselves feel better, right?
No. 924021 ID: 15a025

Time to wake up with a nice warm shower Mac.
No. 924505 ID: 719d94

>you deserve a good rest after the day you had
...says the woman who just got fired that very same day. Her energy and selflessness are the stuff of legends. Also nightmares.

The sooner you get yourself a job, the sooner you'll get back on your feet, and the sooner you'll be out from under her overwhelming kindness.

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897839 No. 897839 ID: c1eaac hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single demon in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spouse.

Or, at least, a friend with benefits.

Hearts Goetia might get NSFW. Or just real weird.
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No. 924351 ID: 2a8a08

close the door. veeery slowly. then book it.
No. 924454 ID: c0641d

Leave him to his fate, but don't just keep this to yourself. Go get Satan.
No. 924465 ID: 10c408

The whole point of investigating jasper was to prevent a new war with heaven from kicking off because Jasper wouldn't stop eating angels.

If we go and fetch Satan like this- (assuming he isn't already aware somehow) -then Jasper's karmariffic death could still instigate it and that little shit doesn't deserve being responsible for a brand new war.
No. 924495 ID: c1eaac
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You look away, shutting the door as you do so. Maybe this is irony, you think, walking as quickly as possible back towards the court.
No. 924497 ID: c1eaac


CONTINUE TO CHAPTER TWO: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/924496.html

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909681 No. 909681 ID: 1301e8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Possibly NSFW?]

Welcome to the orbital habitat platform of New Horizon, the crossroad of all species. Located in neutral space, near the center of the colonized universe, we welcome all species of all backgrounds and experiences. Come to New Horizon for a new, greater future. New Horizon, where anything is possible…

Notice: All SAI must be registered citizen before traveling to New Horizon. SAI without citizenship or ownership will be scrapped on sight. AI experiencing the sentience bug on New Horizon soil will be granted citizenship, if provable. All SAI are required to carry their ID with them at all times and- NEW DAWN –be prepared to be searched at any- NEW DAWN -even when in the safety of your own home and- NEW DAWN -SAI do not have the same rights as other species in-



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No. 923940 ID: 7fafab

We shouldn't tell Haley, considering she may not keep things secret. Remember, she said she wouldn't hide things in the course of an investigation.
>"I can’t on good conscious go behind the back of my fellow officers."

We don't know how far away Xaby is yet, and who knows what might happen if words get loose too soon.

Just give the birb a quick, quiet, "She's safe, don't worry", and act as if it was the real Xaby.
No. 923944 ID: b1b4f3

Haley as a SAI probably has really good hearing and could hear any whisper to Lily.

Hmm, actually, we could play it completely straight and say we already knew this was going to happen and broke the news to Lily earlier today. Lily should be able to put 2 and 2 together and realize that it was a faked death somehow. We won't have to tell Haley anything!
No. 924383 ID: a9af05

Well, so much for getting into bed with Lily. Looks like you'll have to deal with having painfully overfilled eggsacs for a while.

>What do?
Imply that it was a faked death, like >>923944 said, and hope Lily figures it out, so that we don't have to say anything in front of Haley.
No. 924486 ID: e3e99e

Coil your tail up around Lily's tail.
"She's where she wanted to be. She has left her physical form behind to wander the stars, free of the cruel laws that drove her to these acts."
No. 924493 ID: 094652

No, not private. We go back to Lily's mansion and explain to her dad. In the comfort of their room. While two trained bodyguards record Halcyon's every move.

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923794 No. 923794 ID: 6a1c53 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

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No. 923950 ID: 094652

Are you going to make Heaven a Pyramid Scheme? Basically, the living do maintenance on the magic that sustains and grows Heaven, and as the ages pass, exponentially more people need to work on maintaining heaven for a linear increase of people, at which point the spirits living it up in Heaven summoned to the mortal worlds for sermonizing must maintain a twisted balance in their summoned sermons between producing more workers and preventing the majority from getting in with convoluted rules.
No. 923967 ID: c52d35

They can just reincarnate until they're good enough to get into Heaven.
No. 923973 ID: c0641d

Those are some weirdly shaped planets.
No. 923997 ID: 58ccd4

Maybe make a goldelox planet (our type of planet) and sprinkle some microbes and other seeds of life.
No. 924102 ID: 2202fb

Set up a contingency plan for when your brother and lifelong rival, Ra Coone comes to steal your shit and take over.

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878198 No. 878198 ID: 497b5f hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Fiend Quest

Chapter 2: Incompetence Served Hot

Story by Kaed
Art by Kaed and Cervink and sleepywolfie

Discussion Thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/101723.html
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No. 922226 ID: daa216

Why trade with this man again, you've done some good mischief. Head off to where you need to go unless you won't be able to tell if he has broken your deal. Though I dont think we said what we would get for him breaking the deal...we might want to let him know that punishment before heading off. More fun to watch someone struggle with the idea they HAVE to be nude forever unless they want a terrible fate.
No. 922909 ID: 9ba167
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The khal scowled at me, reaching into the bag of clothing and pulled out some of his spare clothing, muttering. "Fucking mages. This information better be good, or I'm going to find you. I need my jewelry and wares back, by the way, they're expensive and... I... uh...?" The fence trailed off in confusion as they began to have trouble handling the clothes, seeming to drop or fumble the articles of clothing as they attempted to put them on. There was no punishment for attempting to violate a pact - it was simply impossible to do for the parties involved, and the khal had not grasped why he was having trouble dressing himself. "The hell?!"

I allowed myself an amused smirk, opening the coat to look inside at the items, several pieces of jewelry, bags of drugs, and a timekeeping device. "On the contrary, our bargain was for one outfit, including any accessories. I am dressed as a street fence right now, and fences need illicit wares and tacky jewelry to be convincing. Thus, they belong with the outfit."

The fence dropped the clothing in frustration, looking up at me as he tried to pick another one out of the bag. This one was not very bright. "Now hold on, you can't just steal my stuff, that wasn't.... rrrfn." They reached up an
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No. 922910 ID: 68af52

Ask for directions
Being seen by a bunch of town guards using obvious daemon magic means town guards go get the Town Guard mages

Who gang up on you and you get to go home in a puff of dismissal
No. 922935 ID: daa216

Ask for directions. Also keep note of your current location, need to come back to torment this guy again. Everyone needs a hobby.
No. 923338 ID: 9172cc

You're a pretty powerful demon with strong legs. Ask for directions and run on full extent when you're not in guards' view

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918769 No. 918769 ID: 78dbfb hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You want a grilled cheese. It is lunch time.
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No. 920399 ID: 080aaf

They must have put it under the shelf for safekeeping.
No. 920607 ID: cbdfa8

find an employee and use sign language to ask him where the cheese is.
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No. 920719 ID: 2202fb

So what if we start over? We can take some of this grass and domesticate it into wheat for flour and milk ourselves to get cheese and (with the flour) bread.
No. 923297 ID: 6f6f25

Grab a pumpkin, carve it into a supprised face and put it in the sad recess

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921815 No. 921815 ID: 3d1cb0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

previous thread: >>900852

you might be wondering why i was dead for
jesus christ, 5 months??

well too bad you get no reasoning whatsoever

after opening the browser on your newly acquired phone, you've come across a phone number that of which you will take the only reasonable action: calling the number.
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No. 922798 ID: afdebc

Do you mind not undressing me? That's very rude.
No. 922800 ID: 465a14

no, the writer is
No. 922830 ID: 2202fb

this gray guy seems like they are kind of forcing the lines. Lets call them out. Sure we might not be in control but good god this guy needs friends.
No. 922911 ID: 007141

stop trying to turn me into a furry that's not my fetish

that would be hardcore sadomasochist basket-weaving practices
No. 922919 ID: c52d35

Hey! Personal space!

So what's your deal?

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896970 No. 896970 ID: 2007b6 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

The Church of Orcus might have people we care about stuck in that jail, and definitely have a lot of shiny stuff in their vault.

Who's coming along, and what's our plan?
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No. 922359 ID: d9acdc

Let me see if my understanding is correct, then.

There is a court Vos works with who is terrorized by the wheel of bone. Their gratitude may be helpful for any jobs we carry out here in the future. Davina, you have some authority over Vos, and you wish for him to favor your plan, which involves helping Goris and her allies obtain the beast, to potentially be rewarded; this however would go against Vos's wishes and his personal code.

Is there more I need consider? I am unsure if, given how recently I have joined, there are factors I have not yet had time to gather.
No. 922512 ID: 5f3f48

>Davina, you have some authority over Vos
Davina huffs, and adopts a wry expression. "Ostensibly, perhaps."
No. 922686 ID: a97c49

rolled 4, 1, 6 = 11

>Sister Goris is not a member of that organization.
"How could that be? She still goes by 'Sister' title."

>"deny both ourselves and another group advantages needlessly."
"They are Orcusite pirates! You cannot give advantage to those who would cause harm merely because you may benefit."

>Davina agrees, scouting is sensible either way- whether we deal with them or not.
"Yes we should learn what we can, but I think it is unlikely that my mind will change."

>Davina huffs, and adopts a wry expression. "Ostensibly, perhaps."
"I am sorry! Tittivila is highest authority!"

>Unless we're in a rush though, still willing to go along with the river bath plan first and/or while we plan.
Vos quickly goes back to his cheerful demeanor after the argument stops, slithering in and out of the water and swimming circles around people and generally being a frolicking goofball. He'll also challenge Bulgruf to that wrestling match.
No. 922694 ID: afdebc

>"How could that be? She still goes by 'Sister' title."
"Because a church is not a faith. Organizations are distinct from belief."

>"They are Orcusite pirates!"
"From the accounts we have heard, the pirates are no more orcusites than I am tittivilan or agatian for all that I have associated with each."

Dav will also let the argument drop when we get to the river.
No. 922697 ID: 094652

rolled 5, 2, 5 = 12

>Vos: "They are Orcusite pirates! You cannot give advantage to those who would cause harm merely because you may benefit."
"... Wait a minute. Vos, your mission as a priest is to spread the gospel of change and bring the hope of redemption to the rigid damned in the name of Tittivila. Sooo... does that not apply to mercenaries among the pirates who follow not for belief and glory, but for gold and companionship?

... I mean, you convinced me."

>Davina: "Because a church is not a faith. Organizations are distinct from belief."
Hore's brain temporarily segfaults. For all her intellectual wanderings, this concept is almost alien to her. Sure, religion is not equivalent to faith but isn't it powered by faith?
"I... wait. This... what? I mean, as far as I understand, faith is what powers organizations. If nobody believed that any organization has a nonzero chance of bearing fruit of some kind, nobody would join anything ever. The main misconception is that you need a perfectly specific type of faith to join a specific organization - hence the cults, the corrupt, and those who have no faith in their fellow conspirators but have faith that the organization they joined can be bent to their schemes - but faith is still the main power source."
There's more Hore would like to say but it can wait.

Hore got a scrubbing from Vos~
Mostly so she doesn't itch when they get to the pirates.

Alright, rolling for perception. Just a quick look from cover; she's looking for anything that should be captured first, like fragile treasures or an unused mega-cannon.

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734610 No. 734610 ID: fba208 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chapter 2: The Chapter Where Shit Finally Happens

Chapter 1 - http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/722585.html
Discussion Thread - http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/99721.html
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No. 919073 ID: 9876c4

I commend the added effort of filling an entire town with folks. I hope they're as fun to create as they are to read about.
Re:Toris Extra lives and magic punches are not as useful as they could be. Think about a fight with a bear. If It killed you once, it can clearly do so again, and punching it once or twice isn't going to help much.

The Visions kids have power to spare, though. But I'm not sure if they want to leave everything to go on a dangerous mission.
No. 919076 ID: 094652

>Joseph Wicket: Golden Ticket
We're going to a castle ruled by a tyrant witch queen. The path there will be filled with nobles who don't give two @#$%s about certain replaceable property, which we can trade and sell for funds.
>Joel Mirai: Bad End
Adventures are dangerous and instant-death scenarios are a common occurrence. Having someone who can prevent this is a must.
>Trixie Flicker: Catlike
No. 920326 ID: f9634e

So many choices...

The Vision siblings did help a bunch in the fight with Pratford, albeit indirectly... I say take em along.

I also think Joel and/or Wendy would be a good pick, could help in planning.
No. 922418 ID: a664e3
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>Re:Toris Extra lives and magic punches are not as useful as they could be. Think about a fight with a bear. If It killed you once, it can clearly do so again, and punching it once or twice isn't going to help much.

>The Visions kids have power to spare, though. But I'm not sure if they want to leave everything to go on a dangerous mission.

Hmm, good point. Having an on-hand revival probably wouldn't be as helpful as it sounds, especially since it's clearly limited.

As for the Visions kids, their names are here. That means they must have volunteered to come. Cory's power was really helpful back in the castle, but I'm not so sure about Akane. Actually, I'm not so sure about bringing children in general. That might be a bit hypocritical to say, considering the fact that I'm only 16, but they seem especially young. Still, they were a part of the castle plan, and they were really helpful. Hmm...

Ann "Could you tell me more about these two?" I hand the the stapled papers of Cory and Akane. She looks them over.

Trekker "Cory and Akane? Somehow, I had a feeling you'd be interested in them."

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Steph "Joel's really great, Alice too. And we'll be heading to the human base, so we'll get to see Clive and Rodney again too. It'll be a near-full reunion."

Ann "Uh, great? He's a friend of yours?" Thinking back, they were on the same team. Perhaps it was for a similar reason as why Logan, Gina, and I were together. Because we were close friends already, and could work together well.

Steph "We're practically besties."

Steph's excitement was clear in her voice and animated motions, but her strange helmet prevented me from truly reading her expressions. It was a weird accessory, but drawing attention to it would be rude. After all, what if she's sensitive about it?

Trekker "Steph, since you're closest to Joel, could you let him know that he's been requested?"

Steph "No prob, I'll pop by right now."

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832112 No. 832112 ID: f9400c hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Moebius Acquisitions: Chapter 1


Of note: This story will be strictly SFW. Explicit or otherwise NSFW suggestions will not be responded to, and while I certainly can't stop you from making them or delete them in this site, I would like you to just not, please.

Linework by Cervink (korbin on FA)

Colors by me

Team Prototype setting by http://yark-wark.tumblr.com/

This quest will be also run on my tumblr http://moebiusacquisitions.tumblr.com/ but I will take into account suggestions from both places.

Quest Discussion thread here: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/115947.html
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No. 919817 ID: 864e49


Put janitors' hand down his own pants then go try take the stairs
No. 919860 ID: 5b93d3

Hit the up arrow for the lift, then leg it to the stairs.
No. 919866 ID: a9af05

Hit the button for the lift, then go up the stairs.
No. 919878 ID: c0641d

The lift-then-stairs trick is something best saved for when we’re on our way out. Take the lift, but don’t disable it unless it looks like the guard is taking it after you; set it up to trap him when he tries to use it (i.e. make it only open from the outside).
No. 921817 ID: 9172cc

Consider the distance form the stairs to the lift, you may sneak a bit better if you make the elevator work its noises with the button and going for the stairs

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