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882181 No. 882181 ID: 72c1dc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A slime queen tries to get her core back together.
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No. 907910 ID: 91ee5f

Eat the food you brought with you and save the mushrooms for later.
No. 907925 ID: 1872dc

No. 907938 ID: d18b05

Eat some mushrooms, this plan is unsinkable.
No. 908030 ID: afdebc

Stop short, be embarrassed when Humphrey doesn't stop quick enough and ends up with your tail in his mouth.
No. 908042 ID: 080aaf

Delicious mushrooms! Eat them all.

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880134 No. 880134 ID: 72c1dc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 907873 ID: 91ee5f

Don’t let that black stuff touch your tail! There’s no telling if it’s poisonous or not!
No. 907888 ID: b1b4f3

dare you to lick it.
No. 907924 ID: 1872dc

It's probably time to keep searching the house for stuff. Like tortoises.
No. 907927 ID: 080aaf

Tail: Drink up.
No. 908031 ID: afdebc

Tail your tail not to lick mystery substances off the floor. It's way past the five second rule!

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907352 No. 907352 ID: b241af hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You realize you've been thinking about surprising your wife instead of where to hide the body of the guy you've murdered. It's not the first time this happened. But, in your defense, he tampered with the breaks on your best rum runner's car. Even if she wasn't a trusted - no, beloved - friend, you can't let such an obvious attempt at undermining your power slide.

You're Julie 'The Typewriter' Barker, and you're going to run this fucking town one day.
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No. 907363 ID: 978ff6

Oops, meant A.
No. 907365 ID: 094652

... Well, you're unloved by every god-fearing bigot-loving average joe in 1920's America. And 1920's America isn't exactly stocked up on Facebook. Might as well play the part.

[Insert disgusting serial killer procedure here] Have your men take one piece each and bury them in a random location - not like you care if your mooks get caught by the cops.

Oh and find out if he has a ring. You murdered him, might as well steal one from him. You're married, you need to show it before some idiot lieutenant, police or mob, starts hitting on you.
No. 907394 ID: a62780

C, hell get a couple of your people to hurl this fucker through the window of whatever place the Cutshots hang out, followed closely with a pipe-bomb or two. Message sent loud and clear, plus you probably spook and injure a few of their side.
No. 907503 ID: 91e557

C. Fuck subtlety, let's go wild.
No. 907660 ID: 8179e9

C. You want respect? You have to show these bozos they can't cross you without consequences.

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907309 No. 907309 ID: cc2335 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

First time hosting a quest.
You are a desert wanderer, lost in the vast expanse of dull yellow. You’ve been exiled by the Sultan of the land. The Sultan has controlled the land for as long as history began, nobody knows why, but many accept it as fact. Many often regard him as the True God of the Desert.
No. 907310 ID: cc2335

The golden sun is high over the horizon and the skies are clear. Yet again, your hopes for water have been spoiled, but it’s not like that’s uncommon. You only wish for the salvation of life, to escape the Sultan’s Curse and go back home. For it to go back to normal. This is why you’ve escaped, you’d rather die with the slim chance of making it back home rather than at the hands of the Sultan. But now, you’ve lost your nerve. Lost your hope. You question why you even try fighting at this point.

All you have is a canteen, a blanket you wear as a hood during the day, and the clothes on your back. You’re lucky enough to have cloth sandals to protect your feet from the blistering sand, but even they are failing under the heat. In your canteen, you have dirty, muddy water from rocky regions. You don’t remember how far back this was and it makes you wonder just how you made it last this long. All you know is, it’s disgusting, and you’ve barely had enough to survive, but you’re hanging on. At this rate, it’ll last for a few more days at best.

You know you’re on your way to your home village, but you don’t know how far away it is. You’ve just been utilizing the North Star and the sun’s rising and setting. Basing off of what you remember, there should be another village in an Oasis northeast of where your village is. You know for a fact that the Capitol is almost directly east of your own village, but you don’t know where it could be exactly. For all you know, you passed it days ago. In the general vicinity of your village is a relatively small stream. It’s not nearly a river like the Capitol is, but for your people, it’s more than enough. It’s also a lot more solid than sand but more soft than rock. At least for only a hundred or so people.

Main thing is, while you desperately wait for the moon to return, what do you do?
>Make way for your village still.
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No. 907318 ID: 575ec0

Wait for night, and then hunt for that stream.

To travel during the day is suicide, and a stream should be much easier to find then the village. It must go on for miles and miles, the water has to come from somewhere.
No. 907327 ID: 2e0f31

Hunt for food, lest you become food.
No. 907331 ID: afdebc

It's the desert, you should really be traveling by night anyways.

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