Who are you?

>>102122
Been a while since....?

Did you run a D&D game one time?

Were you the guy who made a body for us and much cross-dressing and violent antics ensued?

Are you related to anyone who's into incest?

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)01:55 No. 102130 ID: 40dc56
File 126225335558.png - (30.10KB , 981x710 , 2.png )

>>102124
>>102125
>>102126
You don't remember since the incident do you? When project 0-13 destroyed your body?

>>102130

Refresh my memory..

I slept through it. Please, elaborate.

>>102130
!!!

You're the one who made us a body! I remember you!

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)02:08 No. 102138 ID: 40dc56
File 126225410434.png - (29.92KB , 981x710 , 3.png )

>>102131
>>102132
Shortly after I made your body you must have stumbled into my genetics experimenting laboratory, where you engaged project 0-13 or "Aaron" and he destroyed your body without much of a fight.

Shortly after he destroyed the orb, luckily a RODRICK unit was on hand to find every last shard and repaired it.
>>102135
Ah! You seem to be remembering it now! Yes I was him.

Orb... the orb of infinite psyche?

>>102138
What? Hello? I said that up here >>102128

Sheesh...

Anyway, that wasn't exactly a pleasant memory for us. Why'd you go through the trouble of bringing it back up?

did he save our hat

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)02:18 No. 102152 ID: 40dc56
File 126225472356.png - (21.74KB , 981x710 , 4.png )

>>102143
My apologies, it seems that sometimes only certain voices go through the orb if enough of them come to a similar action or statement. The way you seem to work looks like plurality rules above all else.

>>102152
Well, your... um... 'visual representation' sure has improved on this end of the connection since last time we communicated. Have you done any upgrades we should know about?

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)02:25 No. 102161 ID: 3b87aa
File 126225510758.jpg - (13.43KB , 340x211 , showbiz.jpg )

Yesssss....but do YOU remember?

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)02:36 No. 102167 ID: 40dc56
File 126225577372.png - (32.22KB , 981x710 , 5.png )

>>102161
Hehe..that's a little odd that you can bring up things that are in my memory...that's very interesting and a tad unsettling.
>>102157
As for this "visual representation" you speak of I am unsure, perhaps a side effect of basically being rebuilt from a bunch of glass shards.

Well now that you are back and in action, I suppose, what is the first thing you'd like to do?

>>102167

>EATfOOD!

>>102167
I'd like a new body, first off.

And I'd like to see the dead one of the bastard who offed the first!

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)02:45 No. 102179 ID: 3b87aa
File 126225633191.jpg - (26.49KB , 802x303 , mechanical caek.jpg )

Take inspiration from this man.

NOSTALGIA BOMB

Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)03:00 No. 102190 ID: 40dc56
File 12622572478.png - (24.83KB , 981x710 , 6.png )

>>102175
Yes, that's a good idea! What kind of body would you like?

And unfortunately Aaron is still somewhere on the loose in the manor, probably along with all the other projects.

>>102190
Something to kick ass with! Like that one fellow Mordre!

>>102190
We wish to be the little girl.

>>102212
I lend whatever weight I have as a voice to this.

>>102212
Only if we can be one lean mean rape machine of a little girl.

>>102218
... with mean left hook!

who is also bristling with blades and guns and pure RAGE.

>>102190
You're a genius, right? Could you build a robotic shell/body for us that can 'shapeshift', or change its appearance and limbs at will?
Like, say, if we wanted to have a blade instead of a hand, the bits that make up our hand reshape into a blade. Or if we wanted to look like a little girl, the body would reshape itself as such.

If you can build something like that, that would be an easy way to make everyone happy.

Regardless of what you build, though, I'm thinking maybe we should go a different route with the placement of ourselves. In plain view on the forehead didn't seem to work too well last time. Maybe embedded in the chest behind some thick plating, or in some weird-ass location nobody would expect, like the right arm.

>>102226
In the foot. The left foot, inside a special pouch to protect us. Also, give the body a routine to automatically recognize and protect us/our pouch in the event that control is lost.

>>102190
How about a little girl style robot with an entire arsenal hidden inside?

Like, some sort of stealth loli iron man?

Could you do something like that?

The lolibot shall be us, oh sexy master.

>>102190
We need more power. The body we had before went down with just one strike. Better armor is a must.

>>102292
Seconding (more like tenthing) lolibot.

Also let's not put the orb right in the center of the torso like the weakspot of a boss in a video game... put it lower down. :3

The right hand must transform into an arm cannon.

I'll scuttle off to work on my main, never-before-seen quest now.

>>102297
In the middle of the hips would work, yes.
I vote we replace some of the guns with choppy, as well.

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)01:02 No. 104170 ID: 40dc56
File 126250933982.png - (37.85KB , 803x790 , 7.png )

Some kind of...loli battle machine? Sure I can make you that.

I'd like you to meet Bridget 2.0

Does this look good? Any changes at all? Speak now before I build it.

>>104170
Just that we be anatomically correct.

>>104173
>>anatomically correct

>>104170
>>Bridget 2.0
>>Bridget

Uhm...

>>104170
I just see tools for killing pedos there, not enough rape tools. We need some more stuff for that, like maybe mechanical tentacles that sprout from the crotch area.

>>104170
Get rid of the pigtails and you've got a deal.

>>104170
I want longer hair. And can we get some colour other than green? And darker skin!

Couldn't we be legal instead?

>>104170
Yeah, longer hair would be nice. Although if we are going for pigtails they should be rotor-spinning-sawblade-pigtails of doom.

Also don't forget flare compensation for the eyes, and augmented hearing: subsonic, supersonic, select sound filters, and spatial recognizer.

Oh and let's not do some sort of C'thulhu crotch... That'd just be awkward...

>>104227
Fine, no Cthulhu crotch. But I still say we need more dual purpose restrainers that can be used for all kinds of rapey shennanigans.

>>104229
And giant dildo attachments for the hands. Like, in case the minigun isn't enough...

I WANT A PONY.

I kid. Probably. Anyway I want a radio uplink to you. Can we also get terminator style super strength? Or perhaps just alot of speed and maneuverability?

I vote for blue hair.

That hair isn't nearly pink enough.

Bridget 2.0, aye? Tell us... where exactly in the hip is our orb? Maybe we should do some comparisons to a living, breathing human... take of your pants, oh sexy master... lets see what happens when orbs touch.

>>104252

/quest/ - it's not gay unless orbs are touching.

>>104253
Were you even here for the first part?

Methinks not. Otherwise you wouldn't be implicating that there's any chance that /quest/ isn't gay...

>>104257
No, no I wasn't. However, I do intend to read the archive. Tomorrow.

And I wasn't implying it wasn't gay, so much as referencing an old meme. I'm fairly certain it's probably pretty damn gay.

>>104258
It's so flaming we burned the plot down... and a theater in the process.

It's definitely worth a read though, if for no other reason to see the particular approach this quest takes on accepting reader suggestions. Also the art has vastly improved since last time.

... suspiciously so. >_>

>>104259
That was awesome.

Cam, when does the crossdressing start?

>>104265
>Bridget 2.0
Yeaaaaaah...

>>104170
A giant cannon in the chest.

>>104272
twinlink that, oh sexy master.

>>104272
Concealable, of course. :3

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)15:46 No. 104471 ID: 40dc56
File 126256236410.png - (42.62KB , 803x790 , 8.png )

Okay I tried to satisfy most of everybody's requests. Everything look good?

And as for the name it's what you named the last model remember? Do you want to change the name?

>>104471
Can we have Konata-shaped eyes?

>>104471

Y'know, if we upgrade her to something older than 12, she could carry more weaponry and awesome stuff.

What? The shoes cannot be thrown as seeking razor-sharp boomerangs?

Also, I vote the heels tips of our shoes should shoot out on thin high-tension cables so we can use them as grappling hooks.

Dress and hair should transform into stabilizing fins for flight with out rocket boosters.

Looks like she can already carry an arbitrary number of weapons and features.

I wonder if anything's being sacrificed. Battery life, for instance.

I still say we should get a legal age frame on principle, though.

Maybe she's taller than she looks, and is just flat chested. If that's true, then I think the form is good.

>>104478
You already said that. And we already got about eight or nine votes to be a lolibot.

>>104471
Looks good to me! Stamp o' Approval!

>>104478
>I still say we should get a legal age frame on principle, though.
I wish I still had that .gif of a woman defending herself from her assailants by cutting off their heads with jets of breast milk.

>>104497
But alas, we cannot all get what we want.

Le sigh~

There's no reason this can't be of legal age or at least damn close to it. It already has the Konata hair.

2010/01/03(Sun)16:18 No. 104507 ID: 488063
File 126256429716.gif - (506.56KB , 240x135 , 1222468069968.gif )

>>104497
>>104500
HAVE AT THEE, CRUEL FATE!

>>104507
I was thinking of this image earlier today...

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)16:24 No. 104515 ID: a84f09
File 126256464624.jpg - (8.75KB , 250x250 , 15378.jpg )

>>104500
Oh yeah, like it's impossible to be young and attractive and have tits all at once.

>>104507
Tha's what I'm talkin' about!

>>104507
As epic win as that is, let's not include it...

>>104505
>>104478
You're both retarded because the robot's going to be 0 years old when it's made. It's not an organic being that needs to be grown for 18 years before suddenly extra-curricular activities are a-ok, it's made from synthetic, hyper-realistic parts that can be manufactured. What the hell does the age matter?

I'm voting for a shirt/Hoodie+skirt combo instead of a dress.

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)16:28 No. 104520 ID: 40dc56
File 126256493465.png - (32.67KB , 803x790 , 9.png )

Oh quit your squabbling I can make you an ID if it really means that much to you.

All done by the way! Go ahead and try it out!

>Gained control of Bridget 2.0!

>>104517
Not to mention the orb itself is like a bajillion years old itself.

>>104520
>Remove shirt
>Remove undergarments

>>104520
Test voice. Yell "DICKS"

>>104520
Check groin. See if we're fully functional.

>>104524
Sure, science first. But let's say "Initiating diagnostics." first to announce our intentions.

>>104525
This, then everything else.

Check for ay sort of limiters, such as manual overrides and Asimov circuits.

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)16:59 No. 104537 ID: 40dc56
File 126256675972.png - (29.58KB , 803x790 , 10.png )

"Initiating diagnostics."

"Testing voice: DICKS"

"Checking groin"

You do not see the orb, it must be inside your body. Everything is functioning as it should. It is a little cold now though.

>"Everything all good? We can test out your weapons after you put some clothes back on."

>>104520
Hug master! Hug hug hug!

>>104538
Seconding hug! We must test coordination. :3

>>104538
While thanking him profusely.

>>104537
Pin him down and have sex with him.

Do not break eye contact.

>>104537
Observe ourselves before re-clothing. Let's see what we got.

>>104537
How many inches are we sporting?

Honestly though, what were you thinking building us a body! Horrible idea really.
I second hugging.

>>104623
this too

Suggestion 2010/01/03(Sun)19:38 No. 104658 ID: 40dc56
File 126257631027.png - (18.25KB , 679x625 , 11.png )

You hug him tightly. He blushes furiously.

"thank yoooooou"
>"Oh uh hehehe..you're uh welcome. Maybe you should put some clothes on?"

>>104658
Yeah I guess, probably.

>>104658
I don't see why.

>>104658
"Hey how about no"
Continue huggan

>>104658
Blushing? It's like you haven't used this ability to make countless sex bots before.

BEGIN THE RUBBING!

Master, do girls disgust you? *puppy eyes*

Alright. We'll put our rape pants on.

No, let's put our clothes back on now. We wouldn't want to make our master uncomfortable.

>>104831
We're the orb. When was the last time we didn't want to make our master uncomfortable?

I say tease him to get him going and then in a move of ultimate dickishness we just up and stop. Put on boyclothes and then go out to play.

>>104833
Also inquire about strapons. We're into pegging, aren't we?

oh FFS. we could be the next solid snake, with a swiss dagger for a body and you guys do this.

get schoolgirl outfit, dont make a move on him. we dont even know if he likes lolis.

>>104884
>>he likes

We do we care, exactly? He's male. He'll respond no matter what if we do it properly. Even if he's crying and repressing at the time.

>>104884
It's not about what he likes, it's about what we like. And we're giant dicks... why didn't we get the "Can transform into a giant phallus" option installed?

>>104885
i read what you wrote, but all i understand is RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.

the guy made us. let us not give him a fetish that will get him burly friends in prison.

also little girls in RPGs should be creepy, not sexy.

I like this new art style. Good job, man.

>>104658
Rub up against him a little more, then dance off for clothes and maybe bat an eyelash at him.

>>104894
>Dance off

Show him our moves.

>>104887
>> creepy, not sexy

You speak as though these things are incompatible. I'd post a picture, but I'm unsure of the rules and community standards here with regards to that.

>>104917
See
>>104507

Also no rape, just continued taunting. Then getting dressed. Having a little fun is cool but we still have guns to test. MOAR DAKKA

lick his cheek

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)12:50 No. 105007 ID: 40dc56
File 126263823758.png - (16.64KB , 679x625 , 12.png )

"Aww what's the matter, Master? Do girls disgust you?"

You continue hugging him.

>"W-well no not at all it's just that uh...there's been something I've been meaning to tell you.."

>>105007
OH SHIT.

YOU GOT A GIRL, DIDN'T YOU.

DIDN'T YOU!?

>>105007
Stand back. Look nervously expectant.

>>105007
Interupt him with more inappropriate teasing. Get him hot and bothered and then get of him and dress up like a boy. Then we will go to the park and pull the reverse trap on pedos.

>>105007
...WE'RE ADOPTED?!

>>105012
Seconded.

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)14:11 No. 105045 ID: 40dc56
File 12626430911.png - (15.55KB , 679x625 , 13.png )

You step back.

>"I'm uh..seeing someone right now."

>>105045
...You do know that we can kill you pretty easily right now.

>>105045
Ouch...

>>105045
Three way! Everything can be solved with three way! Master sandwich! :3c

Play 'Big Sister - Little Sister'.

Everybody wins.

Enough sex mode, let's go blow shit up.

>>105045
You... you bastard.

"It's that little slut the green marble isn't it? ISN'T IT? "

Well I say we grab that fucking marble right off his goddamned neck!

Is she not into three-ways?

Take aim

>>105045
Well you can see us on the side. We'll be yours forever, and not ask for anything in return~ so loyal~

>>105073
Fuck you. I say we ram that slutty jade marble right up his ever lovin' ass and burn down his house.

>>105045
Massive little-girl eyes.
Threaten to cry.

"How about a threesome?"
If answer is no, do >>105076

Well, okay! I guess what we had was nice before, but not everything can work out the way we want it to.

How long exactly has it been since we got destroyed?

This calls for emergency proceedures. Let loose the mind controlling tears!

forget the damm sex with lolis. altho making a jade dick does sound hilarious for pegging. anyway i bet his loveinterest is human.

ask for a tazer gun, a camouflage suit and lets investigate the outside.

>>105081
This.

Let's not go tsundere guys. He gave us a body, he doesn't have to love us. We can have crazy awesome adventures now without worrying about the awkward romance stuff.

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)19:01 No. 105140 ID: 40dc56
File 126266049678.png - (20.71KB , 679x625 , 14.png )

"b-but I.." You begin tearing up.

He gets down to your eye level.

>"Shhh shhh it's okay I promise I'll-"

>"Hey caaaammyyyy~ You in heeeeere?"

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)19:03 No. 105143 ID: 40dc56
File 126266058034.png - (21.83KB , 679x625 , 15.png )

>>105140

>"Oh there you are! Who's your friend, and why doesn't she have any clothes on? You building robots again? She's very cute."

>"Hehe yeah...Christine, I'd like you to meet Bridget 2.0"

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE

>>105143
Hello! We're not really a robot, exactly! We're a magical artifact, controlling this artificial body!

>>105143
Hug her.
Also, shout ass and grab her ass.

Grab the marble and grind it into powder with teeth.

Say hi courteously.

>>105143
Back off bitch! He's ours!

Glomp her. We have perfected the art of aggressive tackle hugs.

WE SHALL REMAIN NAKED THE WHOLE QUEST.

Also, tackle yon lady.

invite for trheesome.

ask for strap-on.

>>105143

Target Acquired. Commencing live fire test.

I guess I'm the only one who wants to be sane and not kill/threaten either of them.

Ah well, I'm not taking responsibility for how lame this quest gets as a result of stupid actions.

Hello, hugs, inappropriate behaviour.

Hug her too.. and introduce self.

Go all girlish and attempt to get on her good side.

We'll use this to betray her later for stealing sexy master cam away from us.

Also, tell cam that we need to talk later because last i checked we were totally going out together, weren't we?

>>105143
Produce cigar from hammerspace.
Refer to Christine exclusively as 'Dame'.
Make the location of a fedora top priority.

>>105205
To be fair, we kind of died. Even marriage is off at death. Clearly, threesomes.

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)20:34 No. 105218 ID: 40dc56
File 126266606719.png - (16.77KB , 679x625 , 16.png )

You hug her. She's warm.

"Hi I'm Bridget~"

>"Awww..She's so cuuuute~ Can we adopt her? You be the dad, I be the mom. Does that sound good to you, Bridget?"

>>105218
We'd prefer a Triad relationship.

Then give her ass a squeeze. And grin.

>>105218
"That would be great!"

We can work in wincest later. This quest is seriously failing to meet the wincest quota.

Also, grab her ass.

>>105218
I like this idea.

"mom I blew up a factory sorry"

"don't worry dear it's puberty"

"okay yay"

>>105225
Robot puberty.

Point out that we're technically much older than her, so how about we be the mom.

>>105229
Let's not point that out... easier to work of our mistakes if we don't point out that we are who knows how old/some kind of pan-dimesional gribbly.

>>105231
Agreed. Let's just pretend to be a lolibot right now. A perverted mischievous lolibot. Less Rip and Tear Violence and more subtle dickery.

Suggestion 2010/01/04(Mon)20:58 No. 105241 ID: 40dc56
File 126266753020.png - (17.45KB , 679x625 , 17.png )

"That'd be great"

You grab her ass. She holds you tighter from surprise.

>"Oh! Hehehe...uh that's great! Let's go get you some better clothes, and then we can have some fun!"

>END RADQUEST 2 PROLOGUE

Pose as a team, cause shit just got real

>>105241
Get boy clothes FFS! Why did we build in restrainers if we can't go reverse trap hunting pedos in the park? Imagine the fame and... well epic fucking trolling we can do. We're gonna make pedos run away in fear from small lolis!

>>105496
We got it for better hugs. No, I don't know.

Our hair is too long for reverse traps.

>>105508
Not in this day and age it isn't. We can always put it in the Legolas hairstyle and pretend that we're playing an elf. A tender little 12 year old elf with somewhat effeminete features. And one that is actually hundreds of years old so it's totally ok.

I mean can you not see the image in your head. A pedo running, crying, screaming. He's screaming for someone to please stop those little girls from hunting him. Such epic fucking trolling that would be.

>>105509
So a tender little elf who looks twelve.

Radquest 2 Chapter 1 Suggestion 2010/01/05(Tue)14:22 No. 105663 ID: 40dc56
File 126273017278.png - (20.48KB , 827x758 , 18.png )

It's morning.

>>105663
We get up and put on boy clothes. It's time to go pedo hunting. We shall become a super hero for the LULZ!

READ NOTE

HUG RODRICK

>>105663
READ NOTE
HUG PILLOW

>>105664
I concur. We shall be a force to be reckoned with, at least for a while to forget about Cam's bitch.

>>105680
Just because it's creepy is no reason not to. Just imagine the trolling we can get away with as a recognized super hero. And we're a loli bot with super powers, how can we not do it? It will be fucking epic.

Shout Dicks. Read note. Prepare for wincest with adopted parents.

It's better to dick with strangers, then we can be more cruel.

sneak into mommy and daddy's room and wake em up

hopefully they are not doing anything

Suggestion 2010/01/05(Tue)15:32 No. 105790 ID: 40dc56
File 126273436928.png - (24.27KB , 827x758 , 19.png )

"DICKS"

You look at the note.

>>105714
You don't have a room yet, you slept in your parent's bed.

>"KZZZZT GOOD MORNING MISS BRIDGET. MAY I GET YOU ANYTHING?"

>>105790
Do we even eat?

Oh what the hell. Get some of daddies old non crossdressing clothes that we can use for crossdressing and then go down and talk with our parents. Tell them that we wanna go to the park, and get a legolas or other elfish hairdo.

>>105790
Clothes. We need clothes.


Also guys remember that we need to test our weapons first before heading out to fight pedophiles. So let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>105795
We can shoot up a couple of fucking trees on the way to the park. Fucking Trees! They piss me off with their photosynthesis and shit! They think they can just stand there and release oxygen?! Well fucking think again! God damn fucking trees.

>>105804
Aaaaaalright. Stupidity aside, that's not a very efficient way of becoming a hero. Nobody looks up to people who commit wanton acts of violence against nature. That's like, Captain Planet villain level of intelligence right there.

>>105810
Fine, we can find a firing range. Or we could test out our restrainers on our new family.

In fact I like that idea. It seems like a very good way to be dickish against our new mommy and daddy.

>>105814
I dunno if you read last time, but Cammy has an override ability thing. He did last time, and he'd be an idiot not to include it this time since there are morons like you in here who want to turn on him. It's pathetic that he has to treat us like a pet but it's your fault that it's necessary. So here's how things work for pets: behave, and you get rewarded. Misbehave, and you get punished. Let's prove that we're at least smarter than a dog and use some foresight to recognize that attempting to rape the guy who made us is a bad thing, shall we?

>>105822
Stupid brilliant master! Fine, we find some other stuff to shoot up and test restrainers on.

What kind of respectable scientist installs a working failsafe?

>>105824
Hehe, one who isn't being filmed, I guess?

Hmmm, maybe if we ask nicely we can get him to summon up some holographic targets to test the rape functionality on. >=]

>>105790
Get the robot to bring panties, because we're probably still not wearing any. A big shirt, as well. Go down and eat breakfast. Hopefully it's a mountain of waffles, or pancakes, or chimichangas.

>>105824

The kind that builds a robot directed by The Orb of Infinite Psyche, filled with RAPERAPERAPE and KILLKILLKILL voices.


I would like to discourage crossdressing. We are the little girl, after all.

I would also like to encourage a subtle progression into lesbian wincest.

>>105790
WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM YET?!?
Does this mean we're a mistake?!

We weren't..... planned?

Suggestion 2010/01/05(Tue)16:33 No. 105851 ID: 40dc56
File 126273801693.png - (32.44KB , 827x758 , 20.png )

You ask RODRICK for a big shirt and some panties. He complies. You get dressed.

>"YOU KZZRRT LOOK MARVELOUS TODAY, MISS. SHALL I DIRECT YOU TO THE KITCHEN?"

(also guys I revved up a quest discussion thread over on questdis so you guys can chat it up down there if you want to)

Actually, forget the Panties. That shirt's big enough.

Thank Rodrick for the compliment and go to the kitchen.

>>105852
Agreed.

>>105855
Also lending my weight to this.

>>105852
The less the better~

what. no hat?

>>105861
Hat will be acquired later. Breakfast requires no hat. If we leave the house, a hat will be needed.

>>105861
This anon speaks wisdom. Can we perhaps turn the shirt into a hat?

I think we should wear underwear, for chrissakes.

>>105874
On our heads! As a hat! And surely we can explain it away, so long as Cam isn't there.

Let us pretend to be a lolibot. However, let us make sure to pretend that the AI came before the body, to not paint Cam as a dirty pedophile. Let tell the truth and say we asked for this lolibot.

I vote against hat.

>>105877
seconding no hat.

For those of you who weren't here for the first thread, we died because of retarded hat stupidity.

I think eventually we should go buy a large Steve shirt. Then go get drunk in celebration. Then play some pokemans with Cam or his girlfriend.

If we take off the panties now, we don't have any to take off later.

Man pokemans sounds fun.

Fuck yeah, let's go catch some pokemon. That big dude with all the holes in him... he was a pokemon, right?

Suggestion 2010/01/05(Tue)20:43 No. 105955 ID: 40dc56
File 12627529807.png - (22.74KB , 827x758 , 21.png )

Rodrick directs you to the kitchen and you decide to keep your panties on for now.

>"Oh hi, sweetheart! Cam is in the bathroom real quick, but we made pancakes! Want to sit next to me and I can get you a plate?"

>>105955
Smile innocently. "Okay, Mom! But isn't that an awful lot of pancakes for your delicate figure? How can you pack all those away?"

Holy christ thats a lot of pancakes

>>105955
Go up to her, politely thank for pancake mountain, Hug, grab ass, make :3 face, dig in.

While eating, go "MOM ARE YOU A CHRISTFAG?" then continue eating. Make sure you use the "fag" part of that.

>>105955
Hug 'mom', OMNOMNOM away.

Ask if she'll join you for a bath, later.

>>105955
Commence with the eating of the food.

Goddamn, now I want some pancakes. XOM DEMANDS PANCAKES TO BE SACRIFICED TO HIS FACE-HOLE.

Anyway, let's see if we can get Mom to feed us pancakes. We should moan sexily at the delicious flavour.

>>106179
This one speaks with great wisdom. Also, see if you can get some ice-cream and strawberry jam to go with the pancakes. Strawberry jam and vanilla ice-cream with pancakes fucking rocks.

We must be sure to eat as many as possible while saving some for sexy master dad.

Ice-cream is also great with waffles, though flavours other than vanilla work better in this regard.

Suggestion 2010/01/06(Wed)13:25 No. 106280 ID: 40dc56
File 126281310757.png - (19.89KB , 826x758 , 22.png )

You sit down next to Christine. She hands you a plate.

>"Cam's told me a little bit about you, but I still want to get to know you a little bit better. Care to tell me about yourself, Bridget?"

>>106280
WE ARE THE DARKNESS BETWEEN THE STARS
THE BLACK VOID AT THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE
THE LEGION OF UNSTOPPABLE VOICES
ALSO, WE DEMAND CURRY
CURRY AND TITS
POSSIBLY CURRY ON TITS

>>106280
We are an insane orb created through a curse or possibly by the god of Chaos. We trancend time as well as dimensions in our quest to make the most out of wherever we end up and try to help out whoever ends up owning us.

>>106280
We are like fire and ice and rage. We are like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. We are ancient and forever. We burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe. And...DICKS.

>>106282
this

>>106282
>>106284
>>106288
Make sure to to jump on your chair and assume a Dio Brando pose while saying all of this.

"We think with our hips and speak in the royal We. :D"

>>106291
A Dio Brando pose is never wrong.

>>106292
Well of course we do. We're the masters of Infinity after all.

>>106296
HAIL DIO!

Pride, Power, Pakistan!

It was gypsies.

Totally.

>>106280
"We are timeless and without age, a multitude of voices springing forth from the font of knowledge! We are good and we are bad; demons and angels; right and wrong; perversion and normalcy! We are your wildest wishes fulfilled and your darkest nightmares come to life! We are and were and will yet be!

Also, some of us are named Steve."
Start eatin' pancakes if we got any on our plate.

>>106304
Pakistani swine are nothing before the awesome power of the Swedish empire!

>>106305
Well Xom did clone us, or create more or whatever. Hope also summoned us once.

>>106306
Don't forget Bob.

I don't know if we should reveal we are an orb quite yet. Why go around shouting that we are a fragile glass orb? This information should be on a need-to-know basis.

I propose a lie that we are an AI born in the chaos of the internet, and managed to get onto Cam's computer and bugged him until he made us a lolibot body, which we control remotely.. This should explain away our insanity, while simultaneously discouraging the thought that we can be easily destroyed.

>>106320
She's our mother. If she isn't allowed to know then who is?

>>106344
True enough, I guess.

>>106344
Let's keep this secret for now.

"Dad" should be the only one to know our terrible secret until we're really ready to spring this information on others.

It also gives us the option to troll "Dad" a little, if "Mom" thinks that he simply built and programmed us.

Give one of these epic answers then ask her a question:
Hey mom? Do you have a weiner? I know Dad has a weiner. We don't seem to have a weiner. Are we the only one without a weiner here? What's going on?

Whatever we do say we should strike a Dio pose while saying it.

Suggestion 2010/01/06(Wed)16:33 No. 106468 ID: 40dc56
File 126282438424.png - (24.94KB , 826x758 , 23.png )

"WE ARE THE DARKNESS BETWEEN THE STARS
THE BLACK VOID AT THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE
THE LEGION OF UNSTOPPABLE VOICES
ALSO, WE DEMAND CURRY
CURRY AND TITS
POSSIBLY CURRY ON TITS"

>"Well it's pancakes for breakfast, so you're gonna have to deal with pancakes and tits instead."

"Oh! Hey mom? Do you have a weiner? I know Dad has a weiner. We don't seem to have a weiner. Are we the only one without a weiner here? What's going on?"

>"No I don't have a weiner hehehe".

>>106468
"Wait, pancakes and tits?"

>>106468
She's a tough nut to crack. Hmm.
Grab her boobs, examine them thoroughly, with both hands.

Comment on how much bigger hers are, compared to our own, and idly wonder if we have the ability to enlarge our chest so we're not SO FLAT.

>>106468
"PANCAKE AND TITS ARE ACCEPTABLE."

Remove your shirt, remove her shirt.

>>106468
Wait for dad to walk in. Place pancakes on tits, when he asks why tell him that Mommy told you to do it.

>>106468
"You do realize you're just encouraging the rather unsavory elements of our being?"

>>106468
Curry and tits later is acceptable.
Calmly sit and finish pancakes.

>>106484

Seconding this. Can't we not scare them once? If it placates you guys, when we do more scary stuff later, it will shock them even more.

Suggestion 2010/01/06(Wed)17:04 No. 106505 ID: 40dc56
File 126282627650.png - (26.21KB , 826x758 , 24.png )

You sit down and start eating your pancakes. They taste pretty good.

>"So what are your plans for today hun?"

Cam enters the room.

>"Hello, ladies. I take it you're getting along well?"

"YAYAYAYAY BOOOBIES :DDDD"
proceed to firmly grasp ALL BREASTS IN THE AREA

>>106505
"I'm gonna dress up like a little boy, find me some pedophiles, and then scar them for life!"
Gesture wildly!

>>106505
Shout "YEAH MAN"

>>106508
This.

Today we shall get revenge on that son of a fucking bitch who killed us last time.

>>106508
This is stupid. We have too long hair for that! Besides, now that we are the little girl, we are meant to enjoy it. First thing's first, though. Shout "YEAH MAN" and continue shoveling pancakes down your gullet.

>>106515
I would argue that our hair is too long for any sub-10 year old to possess anyways, so whats it matter?

>>106518
It would make the reverse trap unbelievable, and thus pointless.

Suggestion 2010/01/06(Wed)20:17 No. 106646 ID: 40dc56
File 126283785950.png - (19.87KB , 826x758 , 25.png )

You finish the pancakes.

"Today we shall get revenge on that son of a fucking bitch who killed us last time."

Cam smirks.

>"Haha Aaron? He's a teddy bear."

Christine chimes in:
>"Quite literally at sometimes."

>"Besides he doesn't roll alone, even if you did kill him you'd be staring at about 12 others. Those renegade experiments are pretty docile, just don't engage them in combat and you'll be A-Okay."

>>106646
Didn't he attack us without warning?

>>106650
pretty much.

Also, master dude, we've been without sex for too long.

>>106650
I think we might have been taunting him.

Anyways, 13v1 is not good odds. Let's leave him alone for now, hope he doesn't realize lolibot is orbbot.

I propose hugs.

"Why are you wearing the marble that almost killed us around your neck?"

>>106655
Don't we have an absurd amount of firepower? I think we can probably handle thirteen enemies if we use a rocket launcher.

>>106672
>I think we can probably blow ourselves into thirteen different bits if we use a rocket launcher.

well if its 13 on one i propose that he has an unfortunate "Accident"

and by unfortunate i mean hillarious, and by accident i mean getting pushed down the stairs

onto a knife


Thats on fire.

I'd like to hear about how the two of them got together.

>>106646
Sounds like we need moar Dakka! We need to rob a gun store and then build ourselves a super gun, you know like 35 different guns combined into one gun that fires on full auto and around 1000 bullets per second-

No matter the odds, no matter the danger, revenge shall not go unprevailed!

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)13:52 No. 107184 ID: 40dc56
File 126290113567.png - (25.89KB , 826x758 , 26.png )

"So how did you two get together?"

They both start blushing.

Christine starts:
>"Well we knew each other way back when, we were both Ghostbreakers."

Cam adds.
>"After the group split up we all kind of went our separate ways, but Christine and I met recently when we were both trying to take out the Victorian Villain Calvatica Helvetica and her thugs, we bumped into each other at her lair."

Christine finishes.
>"After beating the pulp out of Calvatica he asked me out for coffee, and well the rest is history~"

>>107184
SADFACE
WE MUST MAKE THE SADDEST MOST ADORABLE FACE EVER.

So, mommy, daddy, are you two married yet? Do I get to be the bridesmaid? I really really like white! Can I also sleep in your comfy bed sometimes? Mine is a little too cold!

>>107184
So is it ok if I sleep with daddy sometimes? And I don't just mean 'sleep'. I might do that with mommy too~

>>107186
Wait until they're drinking coffee or have pancake in their mouths before asking any awkward questions.

Hey mom, is it weird that I used to be in a guy's body, and pounded dad in the ass after a day of dating and crossdressing and such?

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)14:44 No. 107212 ID: 40dc56
File 126290427984.png - (23.35KB , 826x758 , 27.png )

"Hey mom, is it weird that I used to be in a guy's body, and pounded dad in the ass after a day of dating and crossdressing and such?"

>"No not really, I basically did the same without being a guy so."

She grabs herself a glass of orange juice and a crazy straw.

>>107212

So, it's not weird at all that your daughter used to have gay sex with your husband. You guys have real low standards for families. Can I be emancipated yet? This is kinda a fucked situation.

Emancipated? But... it is not 1834 anymore. The emancipation act was passed hundreds of years ago...

>>107212
"That is one awesome crazy straw!"

We must construct one longer, crazier, so that by the time a drop of liquid touches our lips, the glass is drained and the entirety of the drink is in the straw.

ask more about that victorian villain, what were he thugs like

any ASSHOLES?

>>107212
The bitterness of orange juice is not complimentary of the sweetness of the pancake syrup. Your choice of beverage is unacceptable!

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)16:34 No. 107289 ID: 40dc56
File 126291084768.png - (23.86KB , 826x758 , 28.png )

"That is one awesome crazy straw!"

Christine finishes her glass and smiles.

>"You think that's cool, Cam once made a 100 ft long crazy straw and it's actually sitting ri-"

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)16:35 No. 107293 ID: 40dc56
File 126291092928.png - (24.87KB , 826x758 , 29.png )

>KSSSHHH
>CRUNG
>BAMP

The room starts shaking.

>KACHONK
>DUNK
>PSSSHHH

It stopped.

>"Jesus what was that, you two okay?"
Say's Cam.

>>107289
This is the time for inappropriate Turrets like behaviour. Yell out "COCKMONGLINGCUNTMUNCHINGBIRDSHITFUCKING DUCKFUCKER!!! I need moar DAKKA!!! And some Choppas!! Revenge will not be stopped any longer!". The last part is optional, but make sure the swearing gets done.

>>107293
I WILL ONLY BE OK IF I GET LAID RIGHT NOW

>>107289

That wouldn't be feasible to use. Your lungs probably can't hold enough air to suck something all the way through the straw and into your mouth. Not to mention, if the straw is of low quality, it'd bend under its own weight and pinch off the flow.

>>107293
Let's go investigate! We are ideal for investigating potentially dangerous situations.

>>107296
We're a robot. I'm sure we could do it.

And a 100 footer? GODDAMNIT, OURS NOW MUST BE TWO HUNDRED FEET, AND BE MADE OF TITANIUM

Use SUPER HEARING and X-RAY VISION to locate the source of the noise.

Suggestion 2010/01/08(Fri)22:21 No. 107950 ID: 40dc56
File 126301811438.png - (31.48KB , 867x715 , 30.png )

>X-RAY VISION ACTIVATED
>SUPER-SONIC HEARING ACTIVATED

You hear running noises coming from the foyer.

Look in the direction of the foyer, and shout "THERE ARE RUNNING NOISES COMING FROM THE FOYER"

woah, we have no lower jaw. Master designed us well.

So we can't see who it is with our x-ray vision from here?

Indeed we are made well. Our bone can BEND! But we are obviously missing some ribcages. Ask mommy if she can give us some perhaps. As well, since we don't have a lower jaw... how did we chew the pancake?

Well, at least we learnt the skill devoir enemy since we can open our jaw as far as we want, like snakes without having to dislodge the lower jaw.

We have an iron gob.

CHAAAARGE!

Wait hold on!

She is a robot right??

Why do you have a skeleton!?

Anyways go check out those noises I guess.

Get on the table and undress swiftly

Suggestion 2010/01/09(Sat)12:48 No. 108101 ID: 40dc56
File 12630701045.png - (28.93KB , 867x715 , 31.png )

"CHAAAARGE!"

You run into the foyer.

Tear off your clothes! Quick!

>>108101
Engage DAKKA!!! Fire every weapon we have simoultaneously, we can figure out the rest later.

We don't even know who this is. Shooting him/her would be rude, and we don't want to embarass Master Cam.

Turn off x-ray vision. It's not doing any good.

Then, check to see who it is.

>>108115
Well we don't have to aim. Just shoot randomely in every direction.

That would mess up Cam's house!

This seems like a good chance to try out the restraining devices built into our arms. I'm interested in how they work.

>>108127
Fine, we can show some restraint.

FOR SEXY MASTER CAM!