What is it?

Your tits are huge. I just thought I'd point that out.

HYUUUUG KNOCKERS

==>

Why is there a big dent in the bottom of your right tit? Are you being fondled by a ghost?

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)20:29 No. 112130 ID: 72ea3e
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<what in the world is this guy doing?

I need to get information from him, fast>

Investigate quickly.

offer to flash him for info

>>112130
offer sexual favours for information.

>>112130

Where did your tits go?

Such amateur investigators... Clearly he's a member of team rocket who has just had his lab raided by... that man.

>>112130

Kick the gun out of his hand in a sufficiently awesome manner

Purchase a better bra; you seem to be sagging in some key areas.

He appears to be getting the chitlins out of a pikachu. Slam your tits into his face, knock him out.

Kick gun from hand.
Slap him.

Point at the pikachu.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?"

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)20:42 No. 112174 ID: 72ea3e
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<He is too aware now for a kick to work, I'll wait until he drops his guard>

look mister scientist... I demostrated earlier to you that i can kill you faster than you can kill me, so why dont you put the gun away and tell me what the fuck where you doing whith these pokemons?

>No... no... i cant talk, i wont... get out!

>>112132

What does he mean by can't talk?

>>112174
"I can make your life ten times has horrible as any mob boss. Or the master of Team Rocket, for that matter.
Talk."

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)20:52 No. 112189 ID: 72ea3e
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I can make your life ten times has horrible as any mob boss. Or the master of Team Rocket, for that matter.
Talk.

>No, you are wrong... he... he came to us... and talked about his plans.... we couldnt refuse, he kills anyone... anyone who refuses... he'll kill me!

>>112189
There are fates... worse than death.

Disarm him through any means necessary, he's going to shoot.

>>112174
"Well, you don't seem to be all that far from getting out.
I doubt anyone would be surprised if you just 'died', after telling me what I need to know."
Remember to use airquotes on the "died" as to avoid any possible ambiguity that you're talking about witness protection.

>>112192
i happen to have this shedinja with me
hes running a little low on souls

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)20:58 No. 112201 ID: 72ea3e
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There are fates... worse than death.

>you dont understand, he IS death

who? who is he?

>Zealot... *bang*

>>112201
Well, you got a name at least.

Search room.

>>112201
Quick, while the body's still warm! Pull those pants off~

>>112201

Have you ever heard that name before?

Jeez, Pokemon got fucking hardcore since I was a kid.

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)21:12 No. 112230 ID: 72ea3e
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[DM notice: any and all unnapropiate and sexual suggestions will be ignored]

Never heard of that name before...

appart from dead pokemon everywhere the only other interesting thing in the room is that cage... there is no papers or records of what was going on here...

Walk around the cage from a distance to try and see what's inside.
Can't be too careful.

>>112230

Well, check it out. Do you have any pokemon of your own?

>>112230
Check out that cage.

>>112230
INSPECT CAGE

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)21:34 No. 112263 ID: 72ea3e
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oh, what the hell?

Back away and report what has happened here to whoever your superior is.

>>112263

Send out a pokemon to battle it.

>>112263
thats one fucked up pikachu
kill it with POKEMANS BATTLE

If you can somehow take that back with you do so. If not, that's definitely going in the report.

>>112263
Wow, I'm not even sure if that's a Pikachu, or what.
Take pictures of everything you can, don't disturb anything, and get the Jennys in here to set up a CSI and get a Forensics report.

>>112263
Is... is that a pikazard?

>>112303
Oh wait, no wings. What color is it?

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)21:55 No. 112320 ID: 72ea3e
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The rules are very clear about this, in case of finding a reverted pokemon, elimination is a priority, its just.... these things are supposed to happen in nature, and I think they made it...

...I'll have to call a full sweep of this place... let the erasing begin...

>>112320
...reverted?

>>112323
Yes, explain.

>>112320
No, leave it alone you heartless bitch!

>>112320

See if you can capture it to study later.

It's not Uglychu's fault it looks like that. What's wrong with it?

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)22:11 No. 112349 ID: 72ea3e
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we have nothing further to study from these, they are the base from where this world was created, and their very existence treatens this world too...

I'll move out and leave the others do their jobs, I was notified there is someone I need to warn...

>>112349
Wait, are you a Sororitas?

>>112349
What? No you silly woman, the world was created by Mew.

>>112349

Who do you need to warn anyhow? Who do you work with?

take pictures of everything
to record the evidence

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)22:31 No. 112401 ID: 72ea3e
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I work for them... the organization... I'm an eraser... i do the field work you might say...

look at that kid, he just started his pokemon adventure and is already breaking the rules, he sents all his pokemons at once, he refuses to give battle money.

that kind of behavior threatens the fundations of this world...

threaten to harm him with your bazookas

>>112401

Suggest that he give the money he owes. Do it as you send out your biggest pokemon. Smile the whole time.

>>112401
PURGE THE HERETIC!

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)22:45 No. 112436 ID: 72ea3e
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"Kid, we have been watching you, what you are doing is against the law of this world, you should heed my warning and become an honest trainer..."

>oh yeah bitch, what if I dont? will you kill me with your bazookas? whahahaha!

>>112436
"Have you SEEN how BIG they are?
I could crush you just by leaning in your direction. Hypno; mindcrush"

>>112436

Have your Hypno hypnotize him. If you can't convince him the easy way, make it the hard way.

>>112436
Cue giant bazooka being taken from magic satchel that somehow carries bikes and stuff

>>112436
"No. Something worse. Hypno, a demonstration?"

Anna!5E5cOpffmA 2010/01/16(Sat)23:04 No. 112524 ID: 72ea3e
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<you are right, this kid is not worth my time>

HYPNO! reestructure his brain, make him a model trainer...

>hey what the fuc- ...k... I... I- I wanna be the very best trainer in the world, i gotta catch them all... wooohooo.... oh hi miss... excuseme, i gotta train hard to beat the elite 4... later~

speaking of beating the elite four
lets go do that

>>112524

Is there some other mission you have to do?