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No. 112460 ID: 5aa60d

best one yet
press start
skip through this crap
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No. 112473 ID: f21281
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112473

<????> *zzZzzz-* HOLY SHIT I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE.

...who the fuck is this guy?
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No. 112475 ID: 6834bc

>>112467
Fuck yes you are the best version EVER
Now get started with the game
Also hack it so you start with a Dratini or some crazy crap
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No. 112477 ID: 5aa60d

red > blue
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No. 112482 ID: 9e9b47

>>112473

Choose BULBASAUR and FUCK what that old guy says
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No. 112483 ID: 445c48

>>112477
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.

Press A
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No. 112484 ID: f21281
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112484

<????> Blah blah blah pokemon blah blah I'm Oak SHUT UP ALREADY DAMMIT.
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No. 112486 ID: f21281
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112486

<????> JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.
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No. 112488 ID: 445c48

Also get Squirtle. Squiretle is so awesome. Not only do they have firefighting squads, but when they evolve they get fuckin' cannons on their backs.
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No. 112490 ID: 85d9a9

>>112484

Press space and alt+1.
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No. 112491 ID: f21281
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112491

<????> Oh. It's a pokemon.

I knew that.

...shut up.
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No. 112499 ID: f21281
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112499

<????> Ooh wow, I bet that pays well. Maybe that's why your lab is made of a SINGLE ROOM.
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112504

<????> WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT.

MY NAME IS (commence suggestions, 7 letters)
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No. 112505 ID: 445c48

>>112499
To be fair, your house only has two rooms.
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No. 112507 ID: 445c48

>>112504
Conan.

Alternatively Vodka.
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No. 112508 ID: 9e9b47

>>112504

SPUNKY
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No. 112510 ID: 5aa60d

Red
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No. 112511 ID: 78127b

Yeah, and once you head out your mom can stop sleeping on the sofa, Trevor.
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No. 112512 ID: e3f578

COLBERT
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No. 112513 ID: 05b020

Monpoke
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No. 112519 ID: e24e0c

Seconding the vote for Colbert.
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No. 112529 ID: 8d3380

Catch missingno so your save file fucks up, game over.
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No. 112530 ID: f21281
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112530

<COLBERT> Technically it's Colbert Conan Trevor Spunvodky III.
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No. 112535 ID: f21281
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112535

Dude. There's a fuckin' BIRD on your head.

Oh wait that's your hair.

BUUUUUUUURN.
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No. 112542 ID: f21281
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112542

...I have serious doubts about your validity as a professor now.
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No. 112543 ID: 78127b

>>112535
Stewart, what a snively little name.
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No. 112544 ID: 5aa60d

FAGGOT
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No. 112545 ID: 445c48

His name is Gin.

Or Douche.
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No. 112548 ID: f21281
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112548

That other guy is either high or mute or something. And Oak seems to be staring at me.

It's very creepy.

"Uh, his name is..uhm..."
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No. 112549 ID: 15f6d6

Douche
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No. 112552 ID: 445c48

Bourbon.
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No. 112553 ID: 5aa60d

FAGGOT
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No. 112556 ID: e3f578

CLOUD cause gays love clouds. and he is gay.
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No. 112562 ID: 445c48

Wait, no, It's Douche♀
[Did that come out right? I can't tell.]
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No. 112567 ID: 5aa60d

>>112562
yes
yes it did
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No. 112581 ID: f21281
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112581

WAIT WHAT I DIDN'T NAME HIM THAT

"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS."


FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK.
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No. 112583 ID: 5aa60d

HELL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
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No. 112589 ID: f21281
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112589

WHAT.
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112592

OKAY.
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112594

HOLY FUCK I JUST SHRUNK.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON MAN.
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112596

Oh. I'm home.

Erm. Yay?

Fuck, what do I do now. Shit was trippy yo.
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No. 112601 ID: 445c48

>>112596
Play your video games.
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No. 112603 ID: 8d3380

Game shark.
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No. 112616 ID: f21281
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112616

I can't afford anything newer :(

Fuck dis shit. I'm going out and looking for that Oak fellow.
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No. 112621 ID: 6834bc

>>112616
Man you better pick the most hardboiled Pokemon that Oak jerk has available. None of this wussy Bulbasaur crap. In fact, you better break the laws of the world itself and force him to have more interesting choices.
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No. 112622 ID: e3f578

Inventory your tree. It will come in handy later.
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No. 112623 ID: f21281
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112623

<Mom> DON'T FORGET YOUR JACKET, YOU'LL CATCH A COLD. AND TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN. STAND UP STRAIGHT. BLAH BLAH BLAH

SHUT UP MA!
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112632

...SON OF A BITCH HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

<DOUK> I'VE GOT BAAAAAALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEL.

NOT NOW DOUK.
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No. 112634 ID: 445c48

>>112623
Give her a kiss on the way out.
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No. 112639 ID: 9e9b47

>>112632

Leave town. Fuck this shit.
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No. 112642 ID: f21281
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112642

"Hey, you, with the glasses. Where the fuck is Oak."

"Last I saw him, he went gallivanting off into the TALL GRASS, rambling on about some giant golden bird."

"Crazy motherfucker. Aight, thanks."
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No. 112650 ID: f21281
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112650

Well I don't -see- him...

"YO, OAK! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

...no answer.

I've heard stories about the TALL GRASS. Some say that it's just grass. Others tell of untold horrors that lay within, feral creatures who harness the powers of the elements, just waiting for someone stupid enough to step foot into their domain.

But I don't believe in all that bullshit. ALONS Y!
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No. 112654 ID: f21281
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112654

WHAT TH-

...oh, you sneaky fucker.
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No. 112658 ID: f21281
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112658

<OAK> BY ARCEUS' SPOKES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

"Uh...I'm looking for you actually."

<OAK> Don't you know that there are HORRIBLE MONSTERS LYING IN WAIT OUT THERE?! Goddamn young punks thinking they can just go walk in some grass. Come with me boy, we're gettin' you some 'protection', aheh heh.

Oh god he's going to rape me, isn't he.
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112675

<OAK> ...so, in order to defend yourselves, I am giving you both a pokemon, of your choice, FREE OF CHARGE!

They might be a little defective though.

<DOUK> Why don't you go first, COLBERT? And it's totally not so I can pick a pokemon which is the elemental superiority of whatever pokemon you pick.

...crafty bastard.

SO, I've got three choices. Left, Middle, and Right. There's no labels so I don't know what's in them.

Decisions decisions...
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No. 112681 ID: 78127b

>>112675
It's okay, they don't know any elemental attacks yet!
Walk up and grab the left one and Oak'll probably start off on a rant about it.
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No. 112688 ID: 05b020
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112688

>>112675
there is one thing we must do. ALWAYS.
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No. 112695 ID: f21281
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112695

I pick up the one on the left and give it a testing heave. Unfortunately I overestimate the weight of it and it goes flying into the air, crashing on the ground with a solid CLUNK. The pokeball sparks a bit.

<OAK> ...your problem now, kid.

Hrm. Well I don't know what pokemon it is, but I guess I should give it a nickname maybe?
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No. 112698 ID: 445c48

>>112675
Ask what pokemone is in which pokeball. You want to be sure you don't get Bidoof while Douche over there gets Articuno.
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No. 112699 ID: e3f578

STEWART
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No. 112701 ID: 5aa60d

FIRE LIZARD
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No. 112713 ID: f21281
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112713

I name it Stewart, for some reason.

<DOUK> Alright, then I'll take THIS one. NOW LET'S BATTLE, BITCH.

"Wh-what?"

<DOUK> YOU HEARD ME. I'm gonna kick you ass straight to the Elite 4, ya runt.

Is his whole family mental or something?
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112714

POKEMON BATTLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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112718

<DOUK> NOTHIN' LIKE BAPTISM BY FIRE.

"Uh-huh. Can we just hurry up?"
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112724

He sends out some runty looking blue turtle thing.

<DOUK> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT? IT'S GO TIME, SON.

I grip the pokeball in my hand tightly, before hurling it through the air. It unlocks, and a brilliant flash of red light bursts into the air as Stewart materializes onto the field of battle!
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No. 112729 ID: 445c48

Damn, Douche got the good pokemon.
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No. 112730 ID: f21281
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112730

<STEWART> "SSSSSSCYYYYYYTHAAAAAAAAAH!"
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No. 112732 ID: 34470e

>>112730
O_O
WOAH! DUDE! I'm saving THAT
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No. 112736 ID: 9e9b47

>>112730

Fuck yeah, gotta find a metal coat.
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112737

<DOUK> WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

<OAK> I never said -where- I got the pokemon from, eheh...

BEST POKEMON EVER. Okay, lets see what it knows...
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No. 112742 ID: 5aa60d

>>112729
fuck you
>>112726
hes here to kick ass and chew bubble gum
and hes all out of gum
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No. 112743 ID: f21281
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112743

Well it looks like I only have one option here.

"STEWART, HIT 'EM WITH A QUICK ATTACK!"

Mantid blades sing out as they slice through the air, a flurry of attacks bearing down on DOUK's Squirtle. It doesn't last long.
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No. 112749 ID: f21281
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112749

<DOUK> LAME. Can't believe I got this stupid pansy turtle and you got that death machine. This is so fucked up.

"Quitcher bitchin'."

<OAK> Yeah, shut up, DOUK. Now both of you, get the fuck out of my lab.

VICTOLY!
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112756

AND SO, ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH.

Man, this is going to be so cool. I'm gonna travel all across the world, catching these pokemon, trainin' em, fighting other trainers. I mean wow, it's mind-boggling you know? I heard there was a gym or something up North, so I'm gonna head there fir-

Oh hey, what's that over there? Ooh, I bet it's a new pokemon! Okay, Stewart, get ready for some acti-
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No. 112762 ID: 6834bc

>>112761
Fuck! You don't have six items yet!
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112773

GBAQUEST END

POKEMON GAINED: 1/151
TRAINERS DEFEATED: 1/2,312,553,052
SAVES CORRUPTED: 1/0

FINAL GRADE: B+
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No. 112781 ID: 3416ec

Best quest ever. :D
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No. 112805 ID: 5aa60d

decent quest
would have been better if not for >>112467
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