Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)14:26 No. 136072 ID: fdcff1
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"Perican is tired, he need rest."

"For how long?"

"2 week."

I don't have this kind of patience.

How far did we get?

>>136072
Ask him what the fuck you're supposed to do then.

Pay him for this stop and find another means of transport. We're out of that other place so EVERY hyperlink can't be closed EVERYWHERE

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:06 No. 136111 ID: fdcff1
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"Then what do we do?"

"Wait or find another bird!"

Great.
This place smells like weed and I hear dinosaurs.

Where are we? I don't recognize this chan.

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:11 No. 136115 ID: fdcff1
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I think we're in 420's /dino/

>>136111
There is one behind you. Hmmm, you are stuck in an area with dinosaurs and no transport is avalible. There is only one clear course of action. You must tame a dinosaur and use it as a mount to get to your goal.

Rite.

Punch Everything.

>>136116

Heck yes.

>>136115
Pterodactyl ptime!

That dinosaur looks cute. Are dinosaurs friendly?

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:29 No. 136129 ID: fdcff1
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We came across this untamed dino, it looks like it can mount about 3 people.
I won't punch it unless it attacks first. How do we lure?

use yourself as bait

>>136129

Do we have any food handy?

Or do we know any dino calls?

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:41 No. 136145 ID: fdcff1
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The sugar cookies! Of course!
I hold out one of the sugar cookies.
It takes notice.

>>136145

Now we need a harness of some sort. What do we have in terms of rope or somesuch?

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:44 No. 136149 ID: fdcff1
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We have no rope.

It comes closer.

"Here boy.."
/whistle

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)15:47 No. 136151 ID: fdcff1
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I don't think it likes my offering.

Punch it
y/n?

>>136151
Sock it one. Don't use the knuckles though, this is an exercise of dominance, not an intent to kill.

>>136151
Punch it in the snout to establish dominance.

>>136157

It it works for Problem Sleuth, it works for us. DO IT!

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)16:05 No. 136161 ID: fdcff1
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The dinosaur was successfully tamed!
What shall we name our pet?

Squishy or Rex

He shall be called DangerSnout.

William

>>136163
no wait! Squishysaurus Rex!

>>136161
Nosey

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)16:22 No. 136184 ID: fdcff1
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"Your name is now William, and I am your owner!"

>>136184
Mount up and ride him to the famous 4chan.

Are you sure he can hold 3 people? He looks a little small.

Now onward, to /weed/.

onward to /quest/ and recursion!

Naomi 2010/02/20(Sat)16:50 No. 136219 ID: fdcff1
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Onto /weed/!

>>136220

Huh.

Obtain Monocle and Top Hat.

Apply to Dinosaur.

Receive Chaptor.

>>136224

Suddenly the GREATEST POST EVER. :D

Suggestion 2010/02/20(Sat)18:28 No. 136372 ID: 89449a
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REACH OUT, NAOMI. TOUCH UPON THE TRUE POWER OF THE BALD WITHIN

IT WILL GUIDE YOU

>>136220
Oh those rascally pause bars.

I think we can safely say that we have acquired a new sidequest. We require monocle and top hat!

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)18:08 No. 137461 ID: fdcff1
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(again, i need to make time for this)

"Where are we??"

"Je ne sais pas.."

"It's so dark! And leafy! And is that marijuana I smell?"

"Hey, I see an exit...!"

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)18:08 No. 137462 ID: fdcff1
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And we're out of /dino/.

>>137462

Now where are we?

>>137462
Head into town and start blazing a fat joint.

>>137466

I guess that means we're in /weed/ now, correct?

Navigate through town, try not to get high.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)18:49 No. 137496 ID: fdcff1
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The smoke here isnt as strong as it would be in the town.
But I think we could purchase a few joints from the town.

"He-hey! Wait!"

A worried boy calls out to me, should I see what's up?

Investigate avenues of further adventure. Flash him a little ankle in the process.

>>137496
Yes, talk to him.

"Yes, young lad! What can I do for you?"

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)19:15 No. 137506 ID: fdcff1
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"Yes, what do you need?"

"Are you going to town?"

"Yeah."

"Can I come with you?!"

"Why?"

"There's a tiger and a pack of cats that's been trying to drag me away, right after the rest of my family disappeared, and if I try to go alone, they'd get me."

>>137506
Actual animals, or furfags?

Take him along, but don't let him ride on the dino. He probably smells bad or something.

>>137519

This, but make the distinction "humanoid animals or the regular kind."

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)19:34 No. 137533 ID: fdcff1
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"Are they furfags or normal animals?"

"... Have you heard of a bear called pedobear?"

"I think so.."

"Well. The tiger and cats are after shotas, not lolis."

"How old are you?"

"12."

"Okay, you can come. But if you want a ride, you'll have to find something for the dinosaur to carry you in."

"Well, there's things in my house I need to pack up.."

Maybe he has some useful items we can loot up.

>>137533

Also ask what happened to his right eye.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)19:47 No. 137542 ID: fdcff1
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"Hey, what happened to your-"

He rushed into his house and up the stairs, before I got to ask him.
Not a bad place.

>>137542

Huh. That guy sure is bookin'.

Wash hands in the sink. You've been touching a dinosaur that has been who-knows-where.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)20:08 No. 137556 ID: fdcff1
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The kitchen isnt very clean, dirt dishes were stacked. The sink is fully operational.

...

Is that a key?

>>137556
Obtain key, check on kid.

Get key

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)20:28 No. 137575 ID: fdcff1
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Key obtained.

"Hey, how are you doing?"

"Fine, but I'm not fully packed. Feel free to help yourself to anything in the house."

What do you think this key unlocks?

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)21:00 No. 137585 ID: fdcff1
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House map.

obviously the key unlocks the sink

>>137587
No, it unlocks the water that comes out of the sink faucet.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)21:07 No. 137590 ID: fdcff1
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I don't think it'd be the sinks, since they could be already unlocked.

closet!

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)21:37 No. 137594 ID: fdcff1
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There is only fallen hangers, boxes, and one jacket in here.
I wonder how long this kid was left alone enough to sell some of his clothing for food.

Anything relevent to your interests?

>>137594

Investigate boxes, and acquire jacket.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)21:54 No. 137598 ID: fdcff1
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The chest on the shelf was unlockable by the key I had, which has another key.
The big box on the floor has a mask, a book, and some sort of cloak.

>>137598

Add contents to inventory, and let's move on to one of the three bedrooms.

Don the mask and cloak, become THE PHANTOM! Also grab key and get book.

Read book Hug key

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:04 No. 137604 ID: fdcff1
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Received 'Sirens mask'
Received 'Unknown notebook'
Received 'Red hood'
Received 'Key'

Alright, select a room.

>>137604

Let's explore bedroom #1.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:08 No. 137607 ID: fdcff1
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Door locked.
We'll have to come back to it later.

>>137607

Bedroom #2 then.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:20 No. 137611 ID: fdcff1
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I unlocked the door.
Anything of interest here?

>>137611
Those shelves look like they have stuff in them.

Investigate shelves!

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:24 No. 137613 ID: fdcff1
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There is only a jewelery box on the shelf.

>>137612

Also, examine the comfyness of this bed.

>>137613

Open that there Jewelery Box!

BASH THAT MOTHERFUCKER OPEN
STEAL
PILLAGE

or just open it, I guess. If you want to go the vanilla route

Pillows. Look under/in them. And under the bed.

...Possibly IN the bed if you can manage.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:30 No. 137621 ID: fdcff1
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Inside the jewelery box is another key.
Under one of the pillows was a diary.

>>137621

Sweet. Briefly read diary, add key to inventory.

violate the author's private musings.
GO

>>137621

What is the Kanji on that key?

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:42 No. 137627 ID: fdcff1
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The starting chapters were boring, so I skipped them until I reached something interesting.

4/12/??
-
Diary,
This is the last day I remain here in this home, in this land. My little brother managed to take care of himself, mom still locked in her room, dad is still missing. Our neighbors had died of a disease.
I wonder if mom is dead.

That aside, bro, if you managed to get in here and read this, I left a key in my jewelery box. It should unlock the bath, where I left another clue for you in there.
Each key unlocks something in each room.
The last key leads to the parent bedroom, where I don't know. I want you to find them soon and check on mom.

Love,
(name smudged out)

Take key to bafrom
it's a mystery, we must solve it

>>137627

OBJECTIVE ACQUIRED!

Use jewelery box key to unlock Bathroom!

>>137627
Check on kid again before heading to bath, his safety is currently top priority.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)22:57 No. 137640 ID: fdcff1
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I looked for the kid, he was looking around in his closet for something.

...

I used the key to unlock the bath.
It's all smudgy and gross, yet the water that filled the bath tub looks so clean it's drinkable.

>>137640

There seems to be an object at the bottom of the bathtub.

Would you kindly retrieve it?

>>137640
just because it looks clean doesn't mean that it is.
remember where you are.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:07 No. 137647 ID: fdcff1
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It's a key.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:08 No. 137648 ID: fdcff1
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Next room?

>>137648

Attempt to unlock bedroom #1, I guess.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:12 No. 137650 ID: fdcff1
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It didn't budge.

>>137650

Crap. What about the toilet?

Alternatively, check the living room for clues

wait, are those stairs, check that out.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:22 No. 137658 ID: fdcff1
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Alot of things are missing from the living room. Including the telivision.
He must of sold them for food and energy money until now.
The only things that catch my interest is the grandfather clock and a large chest.

>>137658

Unlock chest.

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:44 No. 137667 ID: fdcff1
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Chest unlocked.
Received 'Top hat'
Received 'Monocle'
Received 'Key to toilet'

>>137667

YESSSS WE HAVE CHAPTOR GEAR!

Anyways, to the toilet room! Unlock its riches!

Yes! Journey forth to the toilet room!


I'm worried about what we'll find there though

>>137667
Wear that shit.

Also, check out the clock.

Equip tophat & monocle, POSE AS A TEAM!

Naomi 2010/02/22(Mon)23:50 No. 137675 ID: fdcff1
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I think William deserves the top hat and monocle.

--

Toilet room unlocked!

... The fuck is this shit?

Duck to the side of the door and cautiously peer into it.

>>137675

D:

Hide behind doorway wall and feel around for a light switch.

I wonder how having a puzzle house affects your real estate value.

>>137680

It's a buyer's market, so I imagine it doesn't hurt the resale value.

Much.

>>137678
You're a badass monk. Why are we scared of this thing? Just grab that key and let's find our reward!

>>137678
Grab that key and be done with these silly puzzles. Really couldn't you just have kicked down the door to the parents bedroom?

Here, I'll shed some light on the situation
{Uses mind powers to flip light switch}

Hey look! A portal to /x/! :3

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)17:44 No. 138021 ID: fdcff1
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Just grab the key. Close the door. And lock it.
Don't bother with the creature in the toilet room.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)17:45 No. 138022 ID: fdcff1
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Alright, I guess we go to bedroom 1.

>>138021
Oh no you don't. You'll get right back in there and punch any monsters until they stop being threats.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)17:50 No. 138028 ID: fdcff1
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Okay okay.
I unlocked the toilet room and began punching it in all of it's white eyes.
I still have no idea what it was, but it cried at me in a satanic language.

>>138028
You forgot that the lights are on. :V

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)17:56 No. 138033 ID: fdcff1
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But the power doesnt even work!


Oh FUCK THIS

>>138033

Close the door close the door close the door CLOSE THE DOOR AND LOCK IT.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:12 No. 138047 ID: fdcff1
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CLOSED AND LOCKED
NOT GOING BACK THERE

>>138047

Now we unlock bedroom #1, yes?

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:18 No. 138054 ID: fdcff1
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Finally, the bedroom was unlocked. It smells like death in here.

...

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:20 No. 138057 ID: fdcff1
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Oooh boy.

>>138057

Oh dear.

Carefully peel back the covers.

*snaps fingers*
Damn! You're right! Flipping the switch doesn't help if the power is out!

Please tell me we walked in on something like period sex instead of rotting corpse. I'd rather see /d/ than /g/. D:

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:24 No. 138066 ID: fdcff1
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I'm not going to touch anything her body is touching.

>>138066
Rummage through the dressers.

>>138066

Okay fine.

Examine the dressers and shelves for anything potentially useful.

Then raid the panty drawer.

>>138066

There are coat hangers and sticks around here. Use those to investigate.

Or you can call Julian up here to investigate. He might not be as squicked by this as you.

>>138071

Or he might totally freak out at seeing someone (potentially a relative) dead in a bedroom.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:37 No. 138075 ID: fdcff1
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Inside of the dresser is a flat box, a book of lovecraft, a pipe, and two letters.

I'll see what's in her jewelery box next.

Are the letters addressed to anyone or sealed? Check the flat box too.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:45 No. 138082 ID: fdcff1
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Inside of the jewelery box is a letter, a worn out photo with something scribbled over it, and a wedding band.

Check the closet?

>>138075

Add pipe to inventory, examine letters for addresses (we don't want to commit any felonies), and check dat closet.

>>138082
HugRead note(s).

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:51 No. 138088 ID: fdcff1
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Inside of the box are medals. Maybe the kids dad was an /i/nsurgeant?

Moving on, the letters from the drawer looks old.
The addresses are to here.
The one from the jewelery box looks old and smudgy, and hard to read. It's written in satanic language.

Envelope letters added to inventory
Pipe added to inventory
Satanic letter added to inventory

Moving onto the closet.

>>138088

We should take that letter to /x/ and see if they can't translate it's horrible inscriptions.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)18:59 No. 138096 ID: fdcff1
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The closet was full of coats, dresses, dress suits, a wedding dress, shoes, and hats.
Under a pile of clothes was this mysterious book. A faint red glow comes from it.

>>138096

Slooowly open up this book. Red glows are usually not a good sign.

Read books. Red glows just mean that they're super extra fancy and such and whatnot.

>>138099
Open it away from you first.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)19:05 No. 138109 ID: fdcff1
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I tried opening it sloooowly.
Didn't budge.

So I tried to open it with my fist.
Still didn't budge.

Maybe the kid knows something about it.

>>138109

Perhaps.

Show the book to the kid. But don't give it to him. This reeks of awful evil powers.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)19:22 No. 138120 ID: fdcff1
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Mysterious book added to inventory.

"Aaaaah! Let go of me!! Filthy tiger!"

That's the kid! His scream came from the front of the house.

>>138120
Get out there and punch the shit out of that tiger!

>>138120

Give that tiger a knuckle sandwich.

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE OUT THE DOOR!

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)19:49 No. 138151 ID: fdcff1
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"Any closer and I slit his throat open!"

Looks like Jacques and Achtel are trying to apprehend him.

"Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take my shota and leave.."

Do you think you can toss the book into his head before he slices that kid to bloody chunks of meat? If so, do.

There is only one appropriate response.

Go back inside, and let loose the satanic lovecraftian horror. Lead it outside.

Then punch it in the face again, and ride it into battle.

"If he dies, you lose your bargaining chip and I kill you and your entire fucking tribe.
If you think I'm bluffing, then toss him off to the side and fight me.
If you think I'm not, then let him go before I unleash the fucking fury."

>>138151
... hm... where's sage when you need it...

anyway, you just punched out something that may have helped (just cause its satanic doesn't meant it can't help...)

So the only way to get him is to claim him as your shota.

He might have respect for that... in some... twisted akward way...

No getting close, eh?

KILL HIM FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING.
Or whistle for your dino friend to tear his face off. That might work.

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)20:52 No. 138188 ID: fdcff1
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"If he dies, you lose your bargaining chip and I kill you and your entire fucking tribe.
If you think I'm bluffing, then toss him off to the side and fight me.
If you think I'm not, then let him go before I unleash the fucking fury."

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)20:53 No. 138190 ID: fdcff1
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"Then bring it!!"

>>138190
Kung fu skills time.
Make sure you break his hands first- those claws could be a problem.

knee to the dick!

Tiger Uppercut!

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)21:19 No. 138202 ID: fdcff1
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Knee'd him in the dick so hard it sent him flying!

>>138202
Excellent. Now jump even further above him and deliver a flying kick to his nuts that drives him into the ground, leaving a massive impact crater.

Because, hell, why not?

Naomi 2010/02/23(Tue)21:53 No. 138216 ID: fdcff1
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"Haaa!"

Achtel 2010/02/23(Tue)21:54 No. 138217 ID: fdcff1
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Boom!

"Wow~!"

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FURY BRO!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FURY!"

mspaintadventures.com, like /tg/ on meth

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Is that US falling to the ground while Naomi craters that santorum stain in the background?

Holy crap. That was AWESOME.

This rider kick was brought to you by a tired Anonymous. Good night and happy questing, /quest/.

>>138218
This! It must be said, otherwise we're going to have to battle against them all, and I think Guro horse or whatever it is is going to be turned on by that.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)15:03 No. 139182 ID: fdcff1
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Got'cha!

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)15:05 No. 139184 ID: fdcff1
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Did Naomi lose you~?

>>139182
Nice catch lady.

So what do you think about Naomi and Jaques? Don't they make the cutest couple.

>>139184

Do you have any super powers Achtel?

Besides the shrill nature of your voice?

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)15:45 No. 139196 ID: fdcff1
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I like them both, they're cool for letting me tag along.
As a couple? I don't know, is there something going on between them?

And I don't think I have any super powers.

>>139196
Pedobear behind you, about to attack!

And no, there's not a lot going on between them. Naomi might have a crush on him, but he's kindof indifferent.

>>139196

Well you'd better get some super powers in the next 2 seconds because LOOK BEHIND YOU!

>>139196
Pedopal behind you. Might wanna distract it until Naomi can brutally butcher it with her bare hands.

Anyway we have been trying to get them together. But Jaques isn't really cooperating and Naomi is to shy, we had to pester her like hell just to tie him to a bed and then she didn't do anything more with him. I swear the only thing she is good at is killing stuff in horrifying ways.

Since your an adult with a big chest, all you have to do to kill a pedobear is show them your boobs.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)16:13 No. 139220 ID: fdcff1
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That's not a pedobear, that's a shotacat!

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)16:14 No. 139221 ID: fdcff1
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Flash!!

".. Do.. Not... Want..!"

>>139221
Nice work there.

So do you have any tips on snaring hard to catch frenchmen? Naomi is a sweety but she really is too shy to take what she wants. And while I think Jaques likes her he has about as much libido as a turnip. We need some way to light the fire between the two of them.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)16:16 No. 139224 ID: fdcff1
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"Achtel, quit messing around, s'il vous plaît!"

"Okay~"

>>139224
Those are some nice tits.

What's Naomi doing back there? Looks like she got some kind of whip.

>>139224

Holy handfulls, Batman!

Anyways, is the kid okay? I saw him get jumped a little bit ago.

Keep your tits out, Jaques may have been the COD on that shotacat but it certainly helps distract and horrify them.

>>139224
Naomi has the nunchucks.
I dunno what Jacques is fighting with... did he cast some sort of spell to save Achtel?
Achtel, you still have that sword, right? Find the kid and protect him.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)16:38 No. 139245 ID: fdcff1
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I think Jacques was fighting with a cylinder.
I also seen the kid run back into his house. Then a shotacat ran in there.

Any idea where he could hide?

Yell "Oh no! I'm a small and defenseless boy requiring a big, strong, and furry woman to help defend myself!"

>>139245

Look for a trail of cat hair.

It's undoubtedly shedding season.

>>139245
Check the hallway closet on the second floor. There's a big chest in there he could fit in.

>>139245
Go upstairs and check the closet.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)17:12 No. 139256 ID: fdcff1
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Oh boy the shotacat is in here. But no kid in the box.

Lock that cat in and check the bedrooms.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)17:19 No. 139261 ID: fdcff1
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If I lock the cat in here then it'll break out so I BETTER KILL IT WHILE I CAN.

>>139261
You're pragmatic! I like that.

So uh, go check the bedrooms or whatever

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)17:33 No. 139268 ID: fdcff1
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Okay so I check one of the bedrooms and-

...

>>139268
Uhhh yeah I don't think he's in that one. NEXT.

>>139268

Check the bathrooms. Perhaps he might have accidentally angered the evil that lurks there.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)17:46 No. 139276 ID: fdcff1
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Before I went to see the second room I catch sight of this.

That wasn't there before.

>>139276
Well, let's check the kitchen then.

>>139276
If it wasn't there before, then it was probably left by a Shotacat.
Check the rooms at the end of the hall, and keep an ear out for sneaking creatures.

>>139276

Well, at least its a lead.

Check the kitchen, then hit the bathrooms.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)17:50 No. 139281 ID: fdcff1
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The kitchen!

"Don't go near the toilets! I angered it!"

"Angered what?"

"Just stay away!"

>>139281
Oh, there's some kind of spider demon thing that was in the bathroom upstairs. We got Naomi to punch it. It didn't die.

Grab the kid and GTFO of there.

I wonder if that thing is ZALGO

>>139284

We do not speak o͐ͤ͏̦̠f̠̲̔̌͐̓ͫͪ̈́ͅ ̨̭Ḥ̶̺͙͎͚̃͗ͩ̔̑Ē̲̻͈͈̑̅͑̚̚ ͖̩̙͆̀̚W͚̱H̨̠̩̞͔̙̮͕ͨO̷̗̣̺̟ͭͧ͋͑̈̚ ̡̖̰̬̲̞̯̓̂̄͑̓W͙̠̲͚͙ͬ̔̎͋͋̒̓Ä́ͦ̈́͂̌͏̮̩̗͉̗I̤̭T̞͕ͧ̊̚S̖̼͓̝͛ͫ̉͛ͤ ̩̞͇͍̊̅B̶̦͔̹͚͚̌ͣ́͊͋ͮͅE̠͔͇̿H̗̹̗̩̋̽ͨǏ̲͈̼̉́̚͜N̪̞̠̠͔̺ͬͫD̵͓̔̅͂ͦͬ̐ ̶̗̥͕̟̋Ṱ̮̱̤̜̼̯̌͒̔̃͞Ḩ̦͎͈̤̥͐͐̇Ė̻̭̳̭ͯ̐̈ͮͦ ͔̹͈W̭̘͔ͨ̒ͫ͛͞A͋ͯL̅ͬ̆L͉̞̠̱ͦ͐

Before we leave, check the grandfather clock in the living room.

Achtel 2010/02/26(Fri)18:37 No. 139306 ID: fdcff1
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I DON'T THINK STOPPING BY THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK IS GONNA LET US LIVE

FUCK

>>139307

Also, you can put your girls away now.

Anyways, RRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN.

>>139314
Silence, you fool!

Achtel 2010/03/04(Thu)16:57 No. 142127 ID: fdcff1
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(sorry you guys, i keep forgetting to update!)

"GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAAAY!!"

"DON'T BRING ZAT ZHING 'ERE!"

... 2010/03/04(Thu)16:58 No. 142129 ID: fdcff1
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH shit

... 2010/03/04(Thu)16:59 No. 142130 ID: fdcff1
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"jakshdjsahdjkashdjkahfsakfklsakd84092184jdfa20isjklxcnncaaaaaaaaaaaa"

... 2010/03/04(Thu)17:01 No. 142132 ID: fdcff1
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"SSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT"

Orb 2010/03/04(Thu)17:02 No. 142133 ID: fdcff1
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Select a character.

>Naomi
>Jacques
>Achtel
>Kid
>William

>>142133
Naomi. It's time to unleash a can of kung fu whoop ass and rip off some parts of whatever that thing is.

>>142133
Kid.

Naomi.

We must defeat whatever the deuce this is.

>>142145

Shoot magic missiles.

>>142145
Punch/kick everything! Then you must hit the weak spot.

Open your eyes
I see
Your eyes are open.

Wear no disguise
For me
Come into the open.

Naomi 2010/03/04(Thu)17:34 No. 142153 ID: fdcff1
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I'm trying but the ground hit me before I got to kick.


...

My body hurts-
what.

"... 納奧米？是你嗎？"

>>142153
"是的，它是。你是谁？"

wat

Naomi 2010/03/04(Thu)17:48 No. 142162 ID: fdcff1
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"是的，它是。你是谁？"

"是我，玉！...你不记得，你呢？"

>Chapter 5 end

Well, that's... odd. :o

>>142153
"Naoimi? Is that you?"

>>142162
"Yes it is. Who are you?"
"It's me, Jade. Don't you remember me?"

Wacky kids and your wacky moonspeak.

2chan?

jade? your bud who used to balance of pegs holding chainsaws?