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156462 No. 156462 ID: 4531bc

"What's your favorite color, Pa?"
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No. 156464 ID: e3d671

RED!!!
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No. 156465 ID: 15f6d6

Puce
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No. 156466 ID: 16561c

Orange!
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No. 156467 ID: ded270

Rrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnboooowwww
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No. 156474 ID: 34470e

Rainbow!
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No. 156475 ID: 632862

BLUE!
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No. 156485 ID: 4531bc
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156485

"Well, if rainbow's the consensus here (though, to be honest, I prefer the IRS to the Census)..."
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No. 156487 ID: 16561c

>>156485
one vote for the Census
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No. 156491 ID: 4531bc
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156491

...Sevi's hair didn't turn out as well as she would've hoped.
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No. 156493 ID: 1ac39d

you should have realized that we were all going to pic rainbow due to HARMONY!
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No. 156498 ID: 16561c

>>156491
That's because you don't have a matching dress and sandals to go with it. Shopping time!
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No. 156506 ID: 4531bc
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156506

What's wrong with poor Heather? Oh wait, was her name Sevi?

Well, whoever she is, She doesn't care, She's going shopping!



...She is, right?
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No. 156511 ID: 16561c

>>156506
Of course, to FantasyMart!
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No. 156556 ID: 4531bc
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156556

Sevi TO FANTASYMART!!!
Goes
With TO FANTASYMART!!!
Three
Of
Her TO FANTASYMART!!!
Bestest
Friends
TO FANTASYMART!!!
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No. 156565 ID: 632862

>>156556
Who are these three best friends?
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No. 156587 ID: 4531bc
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156587

Sevi and her good friends Muschio, Gazzene and Typo forge their way into FantasyMart.
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No. 156610 ID: 4531bc
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156610

...Little did they know that they were now...
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No. 156615 ID: 4531bc
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156615

...Indeed.
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No. 156618 ID: e3d671

WHAT AN TWEEST!
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No. 156620 ID: 3b6c92

>>156615
Oh dear.
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No. 156621 ID: 632862

Where is Typo? I don't see Typo.
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No. 156622 ID: 34470e

>>156615
Dun Dun DUUUUN!
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No. 156624 ID: 4531bc
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156624

...Open your eyes, I see...
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No. 156628 ID: 3b6c92

>>156624
You heard the man.
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No. 156642 ID: 4531bc
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156642

...Sevi, Bold Stallion of the Cameron, opens her eyes, and sees her friend Typo beside her.

"Where did Muschio and Gazzene go?" She asks
Typo doesn't know.
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No. 156673 ID: 632862

>>156642
Let's methodically search for them.

By which I mean start running in a random direction yelling.
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No. 156692 ID: 4531bc
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156692

"Kibble! Let's methodically search for them, by which I mean start running in a random direction yelling!" says Typo.

"That's a fabulous idea!" exclaims Sevi with glee.

Sevi runs off into the distance, screaming.

"heh heh heh. Peace at last. Now I can begin making plans to achieve my real goal..." mutters Typo...
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No. 156697 ID: 4531bc
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156697

"...To fuck one chick of every race here."
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No. 156704 ID: 3b6c92

>>156697
aaaaaaaaaa

Louder!

aaaaaaaaaa
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No. 156705 ID: 16561c

I C WAT U DID THAR
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No. 156714 ID: 4531bc
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156714

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No. 160365 ID: 4531bc
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160365

Let's finish this.
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No. 160373 ID: 4531bc
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160373

You munchkins in the audience should be the knowing that Typo's species is only sexually compatible with one other creature:
The Elusive Cherry Weasel.


"This is going to be a really silly story, isn't it."
"Probably."
"Well, okay, whatever. He was hunting for Cherry Weasels, and then...?"


AND THEN HE SAW ONE!

Typo lovestruck! SuggestVoices tell, what Typo do?
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No. 160380 ID: 77ab74
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160380

I recommend shotgun
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No. 160387 ID: 3b6c92

>>160373
seriously what on earth is this
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No. 160388 ID: 4531bc
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160388

"[Typo] wasn't about to take shit from anybody. That Archie fucker? Wouldn't wake up. Too bad. He'll be able to make up for his mistake. In HELL."

Typo readied his shotgun, his eyes clouding with tears. He said, "I- I'm sorry, so sorry, Lennie," and pulled the trigger...
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No. 160391 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160388
The tranq darts struck home. Typo couldn't gamble on his one true love. He couldn't stand the cherry weasel running away, so he had to make sure it would stay while he declared his undying love.
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No. 160392 ID: 4531bc
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160392

...
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No. 160398 ID: 4531bc
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160398

"What the hell was that for?"
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No. 160401 ID: 4531bc
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160401

"ehh..."
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No. 160403 ID: 4531bc
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160403

...So now what?
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No. 160404 ID: 77ab74

Fuck her!
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No. 160408 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160403
Take her to your romantic lovebad. Make sure she can't get away and then declare your undying love for her.
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No. 160417 ID: 0fc814

>>The enemy has dropped our intelligence!
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No. 160418 ID: 4531bc
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160418

Typo takes the cherry weasel to his romantic lovebed and waits for her to awaken, so that he may proclaim his undying love for her...
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No. 160421 ID: 4531bc
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160421

...By the time the tranquilizer wears off, though, the poor weasel is close to bleeding out!

She raises her head weakly/

Typo begins, "all my life, I've searched for one-"

The weasel interrupts him, though. In between terrible coughing fits, she manages to get out, "The box.. *ack* quickly... the only way... *wheeze, cough, wheeze* the box... password... *huuhhgh* the sled... the sled..."

Typo swiftly cradles her head in his paws and asks, "What do you-" but he's too late. The weasel has passed out again.
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No. 160424 ID: 77ab74

Pine for the undying love which has just slipped away from your. Then make love to the box.
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No. 160426 ID: 4531bc
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160426

Typo pines for his lost love. Typo pines and pines.

five minutes later, typo checks the box. It says 'TOP SEKRIT' in glowing rainbow letters and comes with two ergonomic back straps.

It also has a 7 character combination lock with an attached keypad.

Unfortunately, the box is not sexually compatible with Typo.
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No. 160429 ID: 632862

ROSEBUD
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No. 160431 ID: 77ab74

Then make love to the contents of the box.
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No. 160449 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160426
Care for your loved one then. Tend to her wounds and make sure she has everything she needs.
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No. 160504 ID: 4531bc
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160504

Typo, utilizing his massive popular culture reference database (and the help of some savvy suggesters), keys in 'ROSEBUD'

The key is accepted, and the box begins to open
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No. 160505 ID: 632862

What's in the box? Tell me what's in the box!
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No. 160506 ID: 4531bc
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160506

A mysterious, yet oddly familiar device pops out of the box...
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No. 160507 ID: 1ac39d

push the button.
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No. 160508 ID: 4531bc
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160508

Suddenly HARMONY HARMONY

Typo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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No. 160511 ID: 4531bc
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160511

TONS OF ICE CREAM!
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No. 160512 ID: 1ac39d

CONSUME ICECREAM!!!
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No. 160517 ID: 4531bc
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160517

WEAZOL REVIVAL!
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No. 160526 ID: 4531bc
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160526

ICE CREAM CONSUMPTION!
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No. 160528 ID: 0fc814

But at what cost? Your waifu remains both dead and uneaten!
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No. 160529 ID: 1ac39d

>>160528
um.... she is right there eating icecream with us.
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No. 160532 ID: 0fc814

That'll teach me to refresh before I post.
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No. 160534 ID: 4531bc
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160534

FUN WITH BOX AND WAIFU!
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No. 160535 ID: 77ab74

And then, the unicorn runs through them both, thinking they were stars.
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No. 160537 ID: 4531bc
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160537

>>160535
Not really.

A kobold does, though.
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No. 160541 ID: 3b6c92

>>160537
[OFFICIAL TYPO SEAL OF CONFUSION]
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No. 160542 ID: 4531bc
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160542

The insanity is over!
Any questions of comments before this thread flies away to the archive in the sky?
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No. 160543 ID: 1ac39d

just one:

WTF?
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No. 160548 ID: 632862

>>160542
Why did you just use a big censored image? Porn is totally allowed, and you could've just had implied sex anyway.
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No. 160567 ID: 4531bc
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160567

>>160543
WTF indeed.

This quest began during the April 1 ponychan event, and one of the many odd April Fools' quests. The major difference between this quest and the other April 1 quests, though, is the lack of coherence, which is something I'm especially proud of.

FTR: I'm not usually this insane. Or at least I think I'm not. :/

>>160548
One word: LAZINESS.
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