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169740 No. 169740 ID: 6a5a08

I didn't bother with another title screen. You now have a black cap to wear. McStick's inventory is empty. Boredom decreased to 15.

Will continue tomorrow.
Expand all images
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No. 169742 ID: 7524b0

Climb onto the bricks, wait for the mushroom to pass under, and STOMP.
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No. 169778 ID: 1ac39d

stomp the goomba and smack the bottoms of the blocks, a mushroom or something may pop out.
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No. 169916 ID: 6a5a08
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169916

McStick gets on the floating bricks and waits to ambush the unsuspecting walking mushroom.
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No. 169917 ID: 6a5a08
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169917

It's fightin' time!
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No. 169918 ID: 6a5a08
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169918

The mushroom gives a satisfying squish of death.
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No. 169919 ID: 6a5a08
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169919

POW!
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No. 169920 ID: 6a5a08
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169920

McStick is now ready for another command.
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No. 169921 ID: 7524b0

>>169920
You should punch the ? block specifically.
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No. 169923 ID: 1ac39d

finish punching the shit out of the bricks and collect any coins or items that pop out. then head right.
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No. 169927 ID: e9ab30

Punch the remaining blocks in the most flashy way possible.
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No. 169932 ID: 6a5a08
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169932

Whoo! Breakin' stuff!
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No. 169933 ID: 6a5a08
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169933

Ninja ceiling grab technique!
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No. 169935 ID: 6a5a08
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169935

Knee bash!
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No. 169936 ID: 6a5a08
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169936

McStick gets a blue token.
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No. 169963 ID: a85626

eat blue token
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No. 169973 ID: 6a5a08
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169973

Upon eating the Blue Token, McStick feels himself power up.

By the way, Boredom has decreased to 0.
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No. 169979 ID: 850bda

>>169973
Badass is go. McStick needs to find a faceless legion to mercilessly beat up now.
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No. 170039 ID: 7524b0

>>169973
Go right!
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No. 170068 ID: 6a5a08
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170068

Is that a giant block with a face on it? I hope it doesn't come seeking vengeance for its block brethren we have slaughtered mercilessly.
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No. 170071 ID: 7524b0

>>170068
Poke it and say hello.
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No. 170072 ID: ab04d4

oh no it's balrog quick shoot it with the Polar Star
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No. 170107 ID: 6a5a08
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170107

McStick pokes it and says "hi."
No response.
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No. 170115 ID: 7524b0

>>170107
Ahh just climb over it and keep going.
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No. 170117 ID: c1b520

>>170107
Unleash your rage, crush the hindering block with your all mighty power! NOTHING CAN STAND IN YOUR WAY FOR YOU ARE RAGE INCARNATE! GRAAAH TO YOU BOX! GRAAAAH TO THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD!!!
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No. 170121 ID: 1ac39d

try shooting a fireball out of your hands?
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No. 170132 ID: 6a5a08
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170132

McStick steps back and tries to shoot a fireball. Instead intensely cold air flows forth from his fingertips and freezes the block. Still it seems not to respond... possibly due to being frozen solid now.
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No. 170136 ID: 1ac39d

now punch it, it should be weakened from freezing.
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No. 170137 ID: 732129

>>170132

Lick it. Lick it now!
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No. 170138 ID: a85626

yesss lick the ice block
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No. 170139 ID: 7524b0

No, don't lick it, that would be dumb and lower our SMARTS.
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No. 170143 ID: 6a5a08
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170143

McStick's tongue is now stuck. Congratulations genius. He tries to punch it away, but fails to move it.
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No. 170152 ID: 7524b0

>>170143
Bite off your own tongue to escape!

Wait no that's stupid. You need warm water to unstick your tongue.

OR you could 'take off' the helmet to get out of the game.
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No. 170157 ID: 732129

>>170143

Whip out your swingin' stick-dick and piss on your tongue. That'll free you up.
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No. 170184 ID: a85626

This would be a great time for a zany yet helpful sidekick to show up with a kettle of hot water.
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No. 170200 ID: 732129

>>170184

The sidekick's name is Yurin Trebel.
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No. 170246 ID: 6a5a08
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170246

>>170184

Murdock to the rescue!
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No. 170248 ID: 6a5a08
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170248

And Emo Kid fails.

But at least we're free!
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No. 170465 ID: 7524b0

>>170248
...how the heck did he get in the game? Inquire as to his status.
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No. 170486 ID: 6a5a08
File 127228826433.jpg - (98.16KB , 720x720 , McStick-Shrooms18.jpg )
170486

Murdock explains that while exploring he found a virtual reality controller thing, and decided t must be how to continue. After wandering around a bit, he found McStick stuck to the ice block and thought he might as well help, since he can't get past the wall ahead on his own. He gathered a bucket of EMO TEARS and slid over the ice block, but tripped on McStick's face and fell down.

And now you know the rest of the story.
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No. 170489 ID: 1ac39d

the face-block looks like it's starting to thaw. anyway. let's go double team that wall.
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No. 170511 ID: 4531bc

It looks friendly. I think that we should give it a hug once it thaws.
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No. 170574 ID: 7524b0

>>170486
Go ahead to the place Murdock can't get past, we'll see if we can like, get both of us over it somehow.
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No. 170578 ID: 6a5a08
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170578

That's a big brick wall. I don't think even The Incredible Hulk could beat the crap out of it.
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No. 170581 ID: 7524b0

>>170578
Just go around it.
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No. 170630 ID: 6a5a08
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170630

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No. 170632 ID: 7524b0

>>170630
:C

I was just trying to break reality...

Okay how about one of you stand on the other, and then you can jump to get extra height.

Or just take the wall apart using masonry skills.

Or try freezing it then punching it.
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No. 170633 ID: 1ac39d

try taking it apart instead of breaking it. just start pulling bricks out. or maybe it only looks tough but a solid punch will break it?
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No. 170645 ID: 6a5a08
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170645

McStick subjects the solid wall to numerous mighty punches, but to no avail.
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No. 170646 ID: 7524b0

>>170645
Dig under it? What's that grey stuff anyway?
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No. 170652 ID: 1ac39d

it's a shadow!! move!
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No. 170667 ID: 6a5a08
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170667

McStick manages to get out of the way just in time to face...
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No. 170669 ID: 6a5a08
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170669

The Enraged Blockhead!
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No. 170699 ID: 7524b0

>>170669
Freeze power and PUNCH

Also tell Murdock to get ahold of himself, and use that emotion to drive his attacks!
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No. 170703 ID: 4531bc

Murdock's tears may be frozen and used as razor-sharp ice projectiles!
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No. 170895 ID: 6a5a08
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170895

McStick gathers EMO TEARS in order to cast ICE SHARDS.

The Enraged Blockhead seems weak to ice.
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No. 170901 ID: 86bece

>>170895
Time to move in for the kill. Form a huge iceblock above the blockhead, jump up on top of the ice and then fall down on the blockhead. Punch down with all your stickman might and shatter both under the onslaught of your furious fists.
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No. 170913 ID: 7524b0

Ok now freeze him and kick him into the next obstacle.
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No. 171274 ID: 6a5a08
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171274

McStick freezes Blockhead. It seems unhappy, and cries many EMO TEARS.
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No. 171275 ID: 6a5a08
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171275

McStick kicks it and it, being slippery, goes flying through the brick walls, somehow shattering them all like glass despite this entire scenario raping physics.

The path is now clear.
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No. 171281 ID: 7524b0

>>171275
It's time for a VICTORY DANCE

WOOOOOOO
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No. 171495 ID: 6a5a08
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171495

Cue Victory Fanfare!
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No. 171498 ID: 7524b0

>>171495
Go right!
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No. 171774 ID: 6a5a08
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171774

After following the path for a bit McStick and Murdock come across the entrance to a cave.

There is a turtle here.
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No. 171799 ID: 13fc35

>>171774
Rip out it's insides, construct shell into shield.
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No. 171834 ID: a85626

Befriend the turtle. Call it Moe.
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No. 171839 ID: 5eedac

>>171774
Ask if it is a Senators fan.

If so, name it Alfredsson and keep it as a pet.
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No. 171848 ID: 2cbe3e

Call it Edwin J. Shineshell Esq. and take him with you as you search for a top hat that can fit a turtle.
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No. 171887 ID: 7524b0

>>171774
Greet the turtle politely.
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No. 171921 ID: 6a5a08
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171921

>>171887

The turtle waves.

>>171834
>>171839
>>171848

The turtle nods. McStick decides to compromise on the name.

>>171799

McStick thinks killing the new party member to be a rather barbaric initiation, unless you plan to become an undead cult.
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No. 171948 ID: 5eedac

>>171921
Wait, can we be an undead cult?
>>
No. 171951 ID: 7524b0

>>171921
Continue further!
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No. 171979 ID: 6a5a08
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171979

The party enters the Cave of Almost Doom But Less Creepy.

>>171948

Maybe.
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No. 172008 ID: 7524b0

>>171979
Investigate mailbox-looking creature in front of the ladder.
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No. 172222 ID: 6a5a08
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172222

It's a big, angry-looking mushroom thingy.

Also the scaling seems different from the last panel.
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No. 172232 ID: 5eedac

>>172222
Ask it if it wants to join us on our magnificent quest of magnificentness?
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No. 172235 ID: 7524b0

>>172222
Angry? Be on guard.
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No. 172281 ID: 6a5a08
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172281

Goomba uses TRANSFORM.
CRITICAL HIT!

Oh my God! Angry Demon Vampire Dragon Mushroom!
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No. 172285 ID: 7524b0

>>172281
AGGRESS. (with frost and stuff)
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No. 172290 ID: 6a5a08
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172290

McStick unleashes all his frosty might.
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No. 172291 ID: 6a5a08
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172291

Dragon = Fire Breath.

Ice powers are not very effective.
>>
No. 172292 ID: 5eedac

>>172281
Oh no! Bop it with your hat.
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No. 172308 ID: 6a5a08
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172308

About as effective as doing nothing.
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No. 172312 ID: 4531bc

Use Murdock's emo tears to provide hydration to the turtle, who can then use WATER GUN.
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No. 172324 ID: 6a5a08
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172324

Alfredsson uses EMO TEAR GUN.

The salty water from Murdock's tears stings the Dragoomba's right eye, causing it to be temporarily half blinded.
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No. 172329 ID: 4531bc

Now's our chance! Take advantage of its inability to perceive depth!

...erm, it's up to a more creative suggester to figure out how we're supposed to do that.
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No. 172333 ID: a85626

Have McStick stand close and Emo stand far away, so that ADVDM thinks McStick is a giant monster 100s of feet high!
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No. 172340 ID: 6a5a08

Commencing cutscene now, please be practice teh patience.
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No. 172344 ID: 6a5a08
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172344

McStick's party commences with Operation Scare ADVDM.
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No. 172345 ID: 6a5a08
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172345

Due to 2D logic ADVDM falls past the bridge, as it does not go across the entire ledge.
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No. 172346 ID: 6a5a08
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172346

And due to its pointlessly and uselessly small wingspan plummets to its doom in the giant ravine.

Cutscene over.
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No. 172363 ID: a594b9

Go up the ladder and check out that... treasure chest?
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No. 172387 ID: 6a5a08
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172387

There's odd floating words, an evil flying turtle monster, and a plain goomba.
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No. 172524 ID: 4531bc

Plain goomba is AMMO!
Evil Turtle is TARGET!
You are WEAPON!

...hm, what about Murdock?

...

MURDOCK IS MEATSHIELD!
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No. 172536 ID: 6a5a08
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172536

McStick throws the Goomba at the evil turtle and both plummet into the ravine.
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No. 172589 ID: a594b9

>>172536
Investigate smaller ladder and pedestal to the left.
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No. 172713 ID: 6a5a08
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172713

It appears to be a tunnel or pipe leading deeper into the caves. McStick can't see very far inside, as it is dark.
>>
No. 172718 ID: a594b9

>>172713
Better see if the bridge can be crossed safely then. Stumbling around in the dark is bad, yo.
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No. 172719 ID: 6a5a08
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172719

Murdock says he doesn't have good balance, so McStick crosses the precarious log across the gap to inspect the platform. It seems to be an elevator, but there are no controls here. There's something written on the floor, and a tiny key...
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No. 172720 ID: 6a5a08
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172720

>>
No. 172725 ID: d6cb21

>>172720
Obviously, this can mean one of two things. Either A, its filled with treasure or B, contains a grue.
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No. 172851 ID: a594b9

>>172720
Take key and wonder briefly what locked room it's referring to.

Use shineshell's shinyness to light up the cave so we can see what's in it.
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No. 172869 ID: 5eedac

>>172720
Not go into the locked room, then.

Dang, we should have kept that goomba as a guinea pig.
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No. 172880 ID: 6a5a08
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172880

McStick takes the key and uses Alfredsson M. Sineshell's shiney shell to see in the tunnel, then enters. However, it is steeper and more slippery than you anticipated and you and Murdock slide down at a dangerously fast speed.
>>
No. 172885 ID: a594b9

>>172880
Don't die!
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No. 172893 ID: 6a5a08
File 12728152242.jpg - (118.08KB , 720x720 , McStick-ShroomCave17.jpg )
172893

During the trip Alfredsson freaks out and jumps on Murdock's head for protection. Then you pop out perfectly safe and not moving from a pipe on the other end. Which is going up despite that you were just moving down at high speeds.

Upon recovering from the tunnel, McStick notes that it is perfectly bright, and that there is a goomba with a spiked hat on the floor. Also there is a locked door.
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No. 172894 ID: a594b9

>>172893
Go into the locked room
Tip the topheavy goomba over and go right.
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No. 172905 ID: 6a5a08
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172905

McStick tips over the spiky goomba with his foot.
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No. 172906 ID: 6a5a08
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172906

McStick has an odd, turned around sensation. The other side of the room seems the same. A locked, hobbit-sized door.

McStick feels like he's being watched.
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No. 172913 ID: 5eedac

>>172906
Leave room?
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No. 172928 ID: a594b9

>>172906
"I know you're watching. Who are you?"
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No. 172946 ID: 19ecf1

>>172906
da room is alive!
Refer to the "^ ^" on the ceiling
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No. 172964 ID: 6a5a08
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172964

>>172928
"I am the seventh and also the fourth, with the latter being in comparison to your being the second." replies the wall-face, "And how you are second and not first is due to breaking of a wall whose number shares that of mine which is in relation to your being second."
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No. 173001 ID: a594b9

>>172964
"Oh right, why did it take so long for me to figure this out? Hi Johnny."
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No. 173157 ID: 6a5a08
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173157

"Yes and no, not and so, for I am only a piece of seven, and the seventh among them. I am not the one who you have met fourth, voices within McStick, but I am the same as he in relation to our origins, although as you can see by my appearance, the results were rather different," says Johnny 7, then giggles in a very creepy way.
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No. 173228 ID: a85626

Johnny 7 is creepy. Throw the goomba at him.
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No. 173252 ID: 6a5a08
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173252

McStick picks up the goomba, but Johnny 7 leaves before he can throw it. To satisfy his destructive needs and anger issues built up over years of poverty and being pushed around, McStick decides to throw it at the wall instead.
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No. 173253 ID: 6a5a08
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173253

The goomba flies through the wall and there is a crash on the other side. The wall shimmers and wavers like a mirage.
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No. 173255 ID: 4531bc

'Tis the fourth wall! Voice, unite and break through it with a legion of /quest/ characters to assist McStick!
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No. 173256 ID: a594b9

>>173253
Go right!
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No. 173265 ID: 6a5a08
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173265

The next area consists of stairs, the goomba, and the illusionary wall behind you. It smells kind of like burnt food around here.
>>
No. 173266 ID: a594b9

>>173265
May as well climb the stairs.
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No. 173269 ID: 24aa45

take goomba as a weapon.
Make him an ally/tool!
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No. 173272 ID: 6a5a08
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173272

The goomba is stuck in the ground and immovable. Also probably really mad at McStick and an unsuitable ally.

At the top of the stair case is a swirly colorful anomaly.
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No. 173275 ID: a594b9

>>173272
OH BOY TOUCH IT
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No. 173278 ID: 6a5a08
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173278

McStick feels funny. The swirls change color.
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No. 173280 ID: a594b9

>>173278
Can you feel anything in there?
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No. 173282 ID: 6a5a08
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173282

Just the pure essence of swirliness.
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No. 173290 ID: a594b9

>>173282
Try taking your arm out.
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No. 173292 ID: 6a5a08
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173292

It tugs back a little, but Mcstick gets out fine, if feeling a little dizzy and tilted. That might just be the poor drawing skills of the narrator.

I just referred to myself in third person. Not a good sign.
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No. 173296 ID: a594b9

>>173292
Tell Murdock it feels weird, and he should try touching it to see how it reacts to him.
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No. 173304 ID: 4531bc

Tell him to stick his head in.

"Murdock, what do your emo eyes see?"
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No. 173306 ID: 6a5a08
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173306

There is a strong reaction.
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No. 173307 ID: 6a5a08
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173307

End of Chapter.

Next one will be made as soon as it is. More likely soon than not.
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