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286946 No. 286946 ID: cf244d

You are prepared to enter the Dungeon.

Please describe your Race and Class.
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No. 286948 ID: 0750cb

Gnoll Barbarian
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No. 286949 ID: 543aa6

Living Motorcycle, Monk
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No. 286953 ID: 342f16

NASCAR cleric.
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No. 286956 ID: a41aaf

Cephalopod, engineer.
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No. 286958 ID: 60477c

human, insurance salesman
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No. 286959 ID: 15b51b

Sergal Death Knight
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No. 286962 ID: cc7d04

Kobold, Mage
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No. 286964 ID: 55bd47

Cat, templar.
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No. 286966 ID: dd07a6

Ork Mechanicus
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No. 286968 ID: 7150d8

Robot, master laser crafter.
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No. 286969 ID: 2222da

Human Peasent
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No. 286977 ID: 07416a

Landsquid, Bird Rider.
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No. 286980 ID: cbc0ab
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286980

Dwarf
Archaeologist
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No. 286982 ID: 79d9ea

>>286980

Hmm. Yeah, why not?
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No. 286984 ID: b17266

>>286980
Because it's lame.

Lets go with a land crabsquidshark scribe.
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No. 286985 ID: 3fdb7f

Lich Paladin
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No. 286989 ID: 8c0848

Leather couch, Theoretical physicist
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No. 286991 ID: e3f578

Human, Badass
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No. 287013 ID: 00d3d5

>>286985
>>286989
Leather Couch Lich, Paladin of theoretical physics.
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No. 287062 ID: 0750cb

Kobold Psion
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No. 287094 ID: 28e94e

Gnoll engineer.
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No. 287096 ID: b6c6fc

>>286948
seconding this
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No. 287097 ID: 2563d4

>>286949
Seconding this.
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No. 287098 ID: 464971

>>286949
Thirding it :D
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No. 287099 ID: b38301

>>287097
a monk warforged that is secretly a transformer?

seconded
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No. 287104 ID: 04b971

Kender Death Knight.
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No. 287108 ID: cc04a7
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287108

Transforming Kevin Flynn Retro Lightcycle Robot Monk
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No. 287125 ID: cbc0ab

Cruxador, if you're waiting for a consensus, this is about as close as its going to get.

Some sort of mechanical/magic-tech transforming martial artist.
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No. 287176 ID: a41aaf

>living motorcycle
Heat Vision!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_Vision_and_Jack[/spoiler]
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No. 287209 ID: 176570

Im going to have to go with the monk idea. I SUPPOSE that would make our race Warforged, then. So are we going to BE a motorcycle or just transform into one? Because it'd be hard to punch faces without fists.
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No. 287222 ID: 685c94

Transforming lightcycle monk girl with plates that can come off and reveal robo tits and robogina
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No. 287223 ID: 8c73c8

>>287222
agree
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No. 287614 ID: cf244d
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287614

You are a savage Gnoll Barbarian. You stands to seize the throne of your noble tribe when your mother passes away... But some of your potential subjects have suggested that you are weak, even masculine. They're not exactly wrong. Thus you must prove herself. You bear an axe, the proper weapon for all good barbarians. You wear slung on your back a shield, in the colors of your tribe. You also have a Dane axe, which is a two-handed axe designed for breaking shield walls. It is currently stored in the cushions.

You bring with you a Motorcycle Monk. She trained in the peaks of the Monk Mountains for many centuries. You don't know much else about her. You do know that she has genitals in the manner of the women of lesser races, and that as a monk, she needs no weapons save for her body. She's sworn into your service and will defend you personally.

Your other companion is a Leather Couch Lich Laser Paladin of Theoretical Physics. Your mother liberated it from a necromancer cabals known as the Crypt Keepers, who in turn had liberated it from their mortal enemies, a necromancer cabal known as the Blood Drinkers.
This thing does what it is told unquestioningly, as long as the command does not conflict with its religion. Luckily, Physicism does not conflict with much.
One of its eyes is a quantum laser, which is its chief method of smiting unbelievers. Its cushions can be used for n-space storage. It locomotes with the legs of dark matter spiders. You suspect it is upholstered in the skin of humans.

This is your party. Is there any additional gear you'd like to procure before setting forth? This may be your last chance. Are there any additional points in your backstory, or those of your party members, that you feel deserve mentioning?

Oh, and what is your name?
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No. 287617 ID: 383006

Gigantor is your name. You are only afraid of pastries with unknown fillings, because the fillings could sort of be anything and it could end up really gross. Like when you're expecting it to be strawberry and it's actually blueberry so it tastes all funky for a minute before your realize what happened.

Food, water, rope, best available light sources, climbing gear, a tent, sleeping bag, gasoline for motorcycle and a dust cover for the couch should be good.
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No. 287648 ID: 8cb09b

well thats quite a trophe.

gigantor isnt a very gnoll name. and pastries? how is a gnoll supposed to steal pies to eat them if he fears thier fillins?

how about bloodspots the reverse trapster, known for driving females insane with lust and some males too. and kamen rider, the lizardforged motorbike sworn to defend the lesser races of oprresions and injustice with their trusty companion skouch, the living couch looking for vengeance because it was originnaly comissioned to be a single seat trhone to the most beautiful, firm buttocks in existance, now set aside because its a freaking couch.
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No. 287658 ID: 28e94e

>>287648
This is just too good to pass up
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No. 295188 ID: cf244d
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295188

You are [b[Bloodspots Gigantor the Reverse Trapster[/b]. Bloodspots is the name your mother gave you. Gigantor is a nickname. It's one of those ironic nicknames, but you can't seem to shake it despite it poking fun at your unfortunately masculine build. You are quite sure you don't know what a reverse trapster is and it could not possibly have anything to do with any of your youthful indiscretions.

You enter the dungeon. You barely manage to trek very far inside at all when you are accosted.

:badcop_gob: "Hey hey hey, lady, dis 'ere's not a parking lot, you can't go bringing da bike in 'ere. Dat's a ticket. And it ain't a sofa lot, neither. In fact, it's a no-furn'ture zone. None of that furn'ture stuff at all. So dat's another ticket. And it's no gnolls too. That's another ticket."
:worsecop_gob: "Dat's a lot of tickets. How much tickets is that, Grubnot?"
:badcop_gob: "That's tree. Tree whole tickets. Each one is for all the money they got."
:worsecop_gob: "Cor, dat's a big number. Why can't we just shoot 'em?"
:badcop_gob: "It's da same math stuff, Gribzot. Dere's tree of dem, and only da two of us. So we gots ta feign legitimacy. 'Sides, if we just shot and took money, we'd be common crook goblins, instead o' da esteemed lawgoblins what we in point o' fact actually are."
:worsecop_gob: "Dis tinky stuff's too much fer me. I jus' wanna shoot dem."
:badcop_gob: "Well, hold off 'til dey tell us dey ain't paying. Oi, you lot! You paying up or what?"
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