Please choose a gender.
uhhh, dude sergal.
Lady Sergal.
HERMAPHROD- no just just kidding Male.
Only interesting sergals are Male sergals
Female, since there has never been a female Sergal on this board before.
>>289758 cutebold slaughterfest, episode six. http://www1.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/75763.html cheren is both a female sergal and awesome, so I see no reason this sergal should not also be female and awesome. i vote female.
Female.
A weak and pitiful MALE
>>289753 Weak and pathethic male.
Female
Male
A weak and pitiful male. He better get raped over the course of this tale.
Pathetic mansergal is go.
female
Man!
Lady Sergal, just to spite the people that already want to make the quest about homosexual relationships.
>>289783 As if that's going to stop them.
Gentleman sergal, to spite 5f09c0.
Yeah Imma vote female too.
>>289783 >Implying it has anything to do with that and nothing to do with >>/tg/315728
Unusually assertive sergal male, a 'tomboy' among his kind.
Submissive male!
Male, we get plenty of female protagonists already.
weak_male++;
female, we can always use more cheesecake
Female Southern Sergal are weaklings to begin with.
I'm are a Male Southern Sergal Farmer. I finish planting crops. What do I go do now?
Visit the towns! How much money do you have? Do you have any friends? Do you have DARK OVERLORDS!? More information please!
Inspect your measly hut. Are you living in the Boondocks or is there a whole pathetic village?
>>289814 Pray that no norherns stop by. Oh and inspect belongings that we don't want them to get their hands on.
>>289814 I shall call thee Messef!
if you've just finished planting crops, then that's one of your major jobs of the year dealt with. I think you're entitled to relax for a bit.
Finished plowing the fields? Now plow your wife.
I'mma call you Luz. You look like a Luz. Show us around the place.
>>289816 >>289824 These.
>>289846 Agreed.
>>289814 Plant more crops?
>inside hut Inside hut is Bed, Tool Stand, Metal Cutter, Logs and Fire Oven. Also other room with Repeating Crossbow, Sharp Sticks, and Farming Materials.
>Village. Village half hour walk east. i love outdise wall farm too big for inside wall. >Friends. I had friend called aphek he gone now. No one know where. >DARK OVERLORDS!? We have village elder who give us token if we farm food for village. All store in village everyone share everything, we all take what we need. >NORTHERN SERGALS Northerns come and try take village stuff, we fight off behind wall. Shoot at them with crossbow. >Wife No wife. was taken by Northern Sergal long ago.
>No wife. was taken by Northern Sergal long ago. Mission acquired: OBTAIN NEW WIFE
>>289874 OBTAIN A NORTHERN SERGAL WIFE HAVE A SENSE OF JUSITCE
go into northern sergal land Kill northern sergal who took wife and get old wife back!
>>289876 YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF JUSTICE.
>>289875 This sounds like the most hilarious option. I simply must vote for it.
Sounds like you're venturing to the Northern lands either way. Get packing.
>>289875 this
Who owns the farm? Do you? How much can you get for it if you sell it? Rent it? How much would weapons and supplies cost? You could become Samurai Sergal. Fighting to reclaim what is rightfully yours, or discover the fate of your wife!
You sound old, Luzzy.
>>289875 Bisonispleased.jpg I agree with this post, though. Totally rock a Northern Wife. I hear they are BEASTS in bed.
>>289873 Sounds like it's time to grab the repeating crossbow and go on an adventure!
>>289886 im not sure he will untersdant half these questions. he just called money tokens a female north sergal will either kill him or be dumber that him. and will be hated on the village, its better to figure out the surroundings a bit more how do you make crossbow arrows? how many tokens you have? can you make poison?
>>290067 oh snap. uh... how good is your aim? how far from a target can you hit bullzeye? how strong are you? can you get some armor and bags? they dont need to be big...
What are you people doing? Springtime is a time for weeding. Repairing winter damage to your thatch. Planning new irrigation techniques. Adventuring is a winter occupation. We have months until the harvest! Time to train and grow strong.
>>290076 Yeah, this.
>>290076 I agree, farming now, adventurin later!
>>290076 This sounds good, it would also let us get more gear together than maybe a bow and maybe an old shovel or shears.
im getting some weird vibes here are we on adventure mode or fortress mode?
>>290131 We're in Sergal Mode.
>>289873 >I had friend called aphek he gone now. No one know where. uhhh......
>NEW OBJECTIVE: OBTAIN NORTHERN SERGAL WENCH Yes, If Northerners take mine I take one of theirs!
>Who owns farm It village farm i run farm and get token for work. >Equipment I no idea how much it cost could cost lot of token. >become Samurai Sergal. Fighting to reclaim what is rightfully yours, or discover the fate of your wife! Yes! >how do you make Crossbow Arrows? I sharpen stick with Knife. >how many tokens you have? I have 100 Tokens. >can you make poison? No, I just farmer. >how good is your aim? how far from a target can you hit bullzeye? Village Guard train all villager to make Village Militia i know how shoot but not good. >how strong are you? I work in field long time, I think I preety stroung >can you get some armor and bags? In village Item Elder sell stuff for tokens. >We have months until the harvest! Time to train and grow strong. Yes, this good idea maby Village Guard can train me how fight. But i no can just leave farm I must tell elder I go find wife so he know to put person work in field. Village Elder very smart Sergal.
NEW OBJECTIVE: MASTER SYNTAX AND GRAMMAR
>>290208 okay good now test stick sharpness with eye it is the only way to be sure
>>290216 don't do this, this is a stupid thing to do sounds like going to the village elder is a good idea
>>290224 but... but how else will he be sure the stick is sharp!?
gather your stuff you will need bags too, if you can make before going, its better also get the arrows in a quiver. be ready for poachers, stuff like that
>>290227 oh you silly, im sure we can stick it in someone else's eye!
>>290208 Lets go to the village then. See what stuff they have for sale and shit and tell the militia leader you need his help.
>>290211 this
>>290208 It sounds like the best plan is train with the militia and work the field over the summer then leave after the harvest when there's less need of you. You can give the Elder advanced warning, though.
>>290320 This. The best revenge is RESPONSIBLE revenge.
Time leading up to harvest: lrn2english and grammar better Time after Harvest: FIND NEW/YOUR OLD WIFE
Ten tokens says wife left willingly for superior northern sergal cock after farmer's honeymoon with her.
Yes! I go to village, talk to Village Elder, train with Village Guards, and get token for finish harvest to get more stuff from Item Elder. This very good plan, no thing can go wrong!
I here at village what i do first?
>>290419 THERE IS A LOG UNDER THAT BUSH. ATTACK IT!
>Yes! I go to village, talk to Village Elder, train with Village Guards, and get token for finish harvest to get more stuff from Item Elder yes that is the right ide- >This very good plan, no thing can go wrong! oh boy. prepare for fate slap in the back of your head go meet elder and tell of cunning plan
>>290418 >My head is an arwing, your arguments are invalid I HAD TO DO IT. Also, find wife. Any wife.
>>290419 Go talk with village elder. Then talk with militia commander and then go inspect what goods there are to purchase in this village.
Elder first. Then you need to see what equipment will be available so you know what to ask for training on.
>goto Elder I hear elder inside talk In six mounths? of corse i know jus- i hear someone comeing.
Who you talk to? Huh nobody I was um praticeing words. what do you want anyways? >tell of cunning plan Really... well I think that I might be able to get the captain to train you. You better be careful out there it can be very dangerous... ...very dangerous indeed.
Chapter 1 End
>>290684 That is the opposite of ominous!
>>290682 NOTE: LEAVE IN FIVE MONTHS
>>290682 >Hammer and Sickle >Red star Oh god, communist sergals....