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381797 No. 381797 ID: 16a987

In the year 20XX of the small planet Kerth. Three pilots name Bill, Bob and Jebediah of the S.S.lolfail broke exit velocity... This is their story
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No. 381798 ID: 16a987
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381798

[command]-Well men, it wasn't easy but you did it, your in space and out of our planet's orbit... This is a great day for the kerbal space program, but an even greater day for mankind... I'm proud of you boys.
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No. 381799 ID: 16a987
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381799

[command]-I do how ever have bad news for you all... I'm getting reports that we neglected the return plan and you have no way of coming back home... Also we forgot to instal landing gear as well as parachutes... Well its been nice knowing you guys, command out~Bip!

[bill]-...

[bob]-...

[bill]-AAAaaahhh!!!
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No. 381800 ID: 16a987
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381800

And so our space heroes engaged in hipper sleep in hopes to one day find a new planet, new life and a new way home...
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No. 381802 ID: 16a987
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381802

Manny years later

>A loud siren sounds through out the ship! Signaling your approach to a new planet...

[Jeb]-YAY! We're awake! We're going on an adventure! WOO!

[bob]-Calm down Captain. You're giving me a head ache...

[bill]-Computer, what exactly are we approaching?
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No. 381804 ID: fadd0e

How would we know? Sensors are down since that adventure on Flyrgardia 3. We just know that a crash is imminent. That's the only piece of equipment that we still have access to.
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No. 381805 ID: 16a987
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381805

[computer]-The ship is currently on a trajectory towards an unknown planet... how ever our trajectory leads us straight through a cross fire between two very large ships.

[bill]-AAaahhh!!!

[bob]-Captain what do we do? We'll be hit for sure!

[Jeb]-Do barrel rolls to avoid fire!

[bob]-What?! Damn it, I'm activating the support drone! ~Bep~ Support! what do we do?

-_ _ _
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No. 381806 ID: bfe7b2

um .. pray ??? how on kerbal are you going to survive without a parachute landing ? maybe the qualities of the planet can answer that
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No. 381807 ID: 7c31d2

Use the boost to get through!
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No. 381808 ID: bfe7b2

well shit !
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No. 381809 ID: 528bf9

maintain constant barrel roll
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No. 381810 ID: 9c7c3b

Don't worry, we'll get you guys out of here! Probably in a charred wreck, but at least you'll still be out of here!

Engage the parachute and hope it catches their attention! Then the other one will kill the shit out of them while they're distracted and then rescue you !
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No. 381811 ID: ed57e8

angle the ship below the line of fire and then engage the maneuvering thrusters so all the ones on the bottom go off pushing you instead of turning.
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No. 381813 ID: 9c7c3b

>>381810
Wow, I just remembered that WE DON'T HAVE A CHUTE. WOW.

Let's just spin around as much as we can. Can't do much else.
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No. 381814 ID: 1854db

>>381805
Don't we have any thrusters? Go around the combat area! If we're dead in the water uh I guess open communication with the ship that doesn't have a skull on its sail, and request that they keep you from getting shot somehow.
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No. 381818 ID: c49bb7

Crash into the pirate ship, and take control of the ship. Use it as a force of good and justice as irony.
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No. 381823 ID: 1b0f2f

Steal the pirate flag. Now you have a parachute!
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No. 381827 ID: 807ed3

yes. we must fly into the pirate flag.
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No. 381839 ID: 32e092

Full power to clockwise angular maneuvering thrusters.

SPIN THEM TO DEATH.
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No. 381847 ID: c71597

>>381805
Open communications with the priate ship and tell them that you have knowledge of where to find vast amounts of booty. Disregard silly logic that would imply that they couldn't understand you because they're aliens.
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No. 381849 ID: dc4a44

Can we fire our Yamato cannons?
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No. 381865 ID: 4bdd79

>>381805
Is SAS on? Turn that shit off and start spinning wildly until you start drifting towards another ship.
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No. 381866 ID: 0d7a83

Obviously you fire Jeb out of the airlock, and he take over a ship.
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No. 381879 ID: cf49fc

>>381805
Quick! RAM THE PIRATE SHIP! Its' wooden hull might slow us down without killing us.
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No. 382149 ID: 16a987
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382149

>>381809
[Jeb]-Ha! I knew it all along~

>>381849
[Jeb]-Now's not the time for that.

[bob]-what's a yamato cannon?

[Jeb]~Heheh Never mind...

>>381814
[bob]-We have no thrusters, no chute and no weapons. But we do have a communication array, I'll try to signal that vessel... I've got two signals withing range, Helicoid-3 and Das Rubby brig... I'm calling Helicoid.

*Ring~ring*

[???]-...e no time captain!

[captain]-It's clearly an SoS, he have to!

>The monitor fills with grey static... The massive ship is covered in bright pink explosions as it breaks in two...

[bob]-Aaahhh!!!
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No. 382150 ID: 16a987
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382150

>Debris, escape pods and bright lasers flood outwards from the crashing behemoth... Amongst the rubble, one such pod is hurled directly towards your ship!

>>381839
[Jeb]-Like a beyblade, Support you're a genius!

[bob]-What?

[bill]-Aahhh!!!

>Jebediah slams the controls to the right! Spinning the ship clockwise

>The two space crafts collide and are jetted out in opposite directions...
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No. 382151 ID: 16a987
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382151

>>381823
>>381827
>The SSlolfail is hurled straight towards the pirate's sails!

[bob]-Hah! Those sails can catch us like a net, we're saved!

>The ship tares right through the fabric ripping off a hulking piece.

[bob]-Or maybe not?

>Your ship is draped in pirate flag and sails violently towards the nearing planet!
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No. 382152 ID: 16a987
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382152

>You light up like a roman candle as you approach the atmosphere... Searing heat busts your circuits and damages your receptors...

[bill]-Aaahhh!!!
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No. 382153 ID: 16a987
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382153

[...]-*KSshhh...*
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No. 382155 ID: 16a987
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382155

[Bob]-KSshhhbout got it! There I think support's back online. Support can you hear me? can you see me? Are you there support?
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No. 382157 ID: 7c31d2

Nope, we aren't here, sorry.
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No. 382158 ID: ed57e8

all signs point to maybe.
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No. 382159 ID: 1b0f2f

LA LA LA LA
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No. 382160 ID: 6fa47e

aaaargh what day is it
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No. 382164 ID: 6e44d2

>>382155
Lookin' kinda' fuzzy there, bro. How goes it?
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No. 382165 ID: 528bf9

we've got audio but no visuals
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No. 382166 ID: 1854db

>>382155
The visual feed is absolutely crap, but yes!
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No. 382169 ID: 16a987
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382169

[bob]-Hmm... Our scanners have detected a foreign cristalin-vaporic energy mist within the immediate atmosphere, it's probably conflicting with your nano-optic arrays... I'll try recalibrating your gravitax-radio atmitter, see if that work.

[bill]-It's a tactician not a rocket scientist! they probably don't even know what your saying...

[bob]-Can you see me now?
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No. 382177 ID: 16a987
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382177

[bob]-I suppose your wondering what happened while you were out... We survived atmospheric entry thanks to that flag, I suspect it's made of thermal resistant material, which makes sense since it was on a spaceship. The crash was rough but we made it out alive, the S.S.lolfail is not in flying shape how ever, the outer haul is severely cracked and the command control as well as the SAS are damaged. Bill says he can fix it but we'll need new resources. As soon as we landed Jeb already had his suit on and hoped out of the shuttle before it even had the time to cool down a little, with out his helmet no less... Unfortunately he didn't have the good will to die so we're stuck with the idiot...
How about this, can you see me now? The immediate area is secure so I sent Jebediah out scouting ahead.
You really saved us out there Support, I like to think of you as my captain rather than Jeb. That's why I repaired you, Think you can help us survive out here?
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No. 382178 ID: ed57e8

yeah, now, we need weapons of SOME kind. got anything? even a knife. wild alien animals can be bad.
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No. 382189 ID: 1854db

Time for some wilderness survival.

We'll need a source of water first off. Someone should scout out the surrounding area to find one. Second... well, you have a shelter of sorts already what with the ship. It might get hot in there during the day though so if you can set up a sort of tent using the remains of the thermal-resistant flag, that'd be handy.

Third would be looking for signs of civilization or lacking that, some way to get food. If we have any weapons, we could try hunting. This is an alien world, no telling what sort of things are edible here but usually meat is fine to eat. If you can find any indication that certain fruits or berries are commonly eaten by wildlife that could be worth a shot, BUT things that are safe for the local fauna to eat might not be safe for you. You'd want to be careful.
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No. 382191 ID: 528bf9

its an honnor to be your captain, dont worry were all gonna live. as soon as the later area is secure find food, leave what rations and space icecream you have for later since they probably keep better. Keep that fire alive,but maybe not on the ship, is there any wood or trees around?
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No. 382288 ID: 807ed3

heh heh heh. time to build a new spaceship. so... maybe?
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No. 382493 ID: 16a987
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382493

>>382178
[bob]-I offered him a knife, but he refused, he said he didn't want a weapon if it's not a space gun and that until he gets one his karate will suffice, then he ran off... Well at least Bill and I are armed.

>>382288
[bob]-Yes... I think we can, if we can find the resources for it. You can help by helping me develop fuel tanks, engines, and other parts... I'm not expecting rocket science but good ideas will always be helpful. That and you can help Bill design the rocket based on the parts. I understand you supervised the construction of the S.S.lolfail?

>>382189
>>382191
[bob]-Captain you're a real survivalist, It's an honor to serve under you. Bill did you get all that?!

[bill]-sure did! I'll get working on the camp right away...

[Jeb]-GUYS! Guys come look! Look look look! You've gotta see this!

[bob]-Stay here bob, build a fire I'll be right back, if anything happens just scream I'll come help.

>Bob walks briskly trough the dense foliage towards Jedediah's voice.

[Jeb]-Look down this cliff.

>He leans over the cliff and peers down into the depths... Gears! Huge gears, turning and churning in the darkness bellow...

[Jeb]-It goes all the way down, I've tossed a rock down there and it rattled around for three minutes.
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No. 382494 ID: ed57e8

okay so 'don't fall in the cracks or you will be crushed by giant gears'
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No. 382495 ID: a6ab09

Look for a path that leads down or a device that could take you down, if the planet is made of gears then you can bet whoever made it also made a way to get around.
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No. 382496 ID: 16a987
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382496

[Jeb]-I'm going down there...

[bob]-What?

[Jeb]-I'm going to climb down into the abiss... we need material for our ship and as a SpaceHero I'm the most qualified to brave the journey.

[bob]-Part of me wants you to go running off to your death and the other part wants my ally to survive.

[Jeb]-I can feel it, adventure is waiting for me down there... There's gonna lasers and action, explosions and I'm gonna save a princess of some kind! I can feel it bro!

[bob]-You know what? go ahead, I'm not even going to stop you. But it's getting dark out, maybe you should go at dawn?

[Jeb]-nah... I've gotta that feeling bro, I'd better go now.

[bob]-How about we let support decide? He is a military grade tactician after all. What do yah say Support?

-_ _ _
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No. 382497 ID: 7c31d2

Do it bro!
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No. 382499 ID: a6ab09

he'll go whether we tell him to or not, would probably be wisest if all three of you went tho. You'll need all the hands you can get to acquire supplies for the ship, or even better find a new ship you could procure to take back home.
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No. 382500 ID: c0bb4e

Everybody goes! For adventure!
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No. 382506 ID: 1b0f2f

A rock will fall down for 3 minutes without coming to a rest? That sounds more like DESCENT INTO BOREDOM than EPIC LASER ADVENTURE. Just take the top gear and jam something in it. I bet that will cause lots of adventure!

You need to get those gears out if you're going to fashion a spacefaring rocket out of their metal anyway.
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No. 382508 ID: ed57e8

>>382506
if that gear is three minutes away it is MASSIVE. like, ship can fit on a single tooth massive.
no way we can actually harvest a gear. look around under the crust for any beams leading to the surface. something has to be holding it up. that will be the way down without going splat.
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No. 382512 ID: 528bf9

jeb, you should go in the morning. You'll be more consious and better prepared, not to mention how shitty its gonna be down there in the dark.
Jeb should go alone, he can ahndle him self and the other two need to work on the desing.
Finally. Jeb, you still on cocain? That being said how long till you run out?
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No. 382587 ID: a1d7ad

Jeb, don't you know there is nothing more epic than starting a heroic journey with the sunrise at your back? Wait until morning, it will be worth it.
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No. 382588 ID: 807ed3

obviously you should know that you don't do this kind of stuff without things like knives, ropes, shit like that. what kind of suckass space hero are you?
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No. 382598 ID: c9b053

do you have a flash light? if you do, go ahead right away.
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No. 382636 ID: ac3c84

>>382587
This.

Not to mention, you might find a giant oh my god huge bird down there attempting to catch a giant oh my god huge but not as big oh my god huge as the big oh my god huge bird trying to catch said big oh my god huge worm.

Basically, GO IN THE MORNING. AWESOMENESS.
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No. 382674 ID: 5a5118

>>382496
Going down unequipped? Unprepared to rescue alien damsels in distress or even bring back the special thing that saves the day?

At least look for an elevator or something.
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No. 382696 ID: 1444d5

Grab some crystals. Crystals are useless awesome.
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No. 383294 ID: 16a987
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383294

>>382506
[bob]-Well actually we'd need to find smaller bits, things that big would be a real pain to smelt into parts...

>>382508
[Jeb]-Oh! no that's not it support, this crevice leads down into the darkness, it's a three minute fall into the void, the gear's tooth is about... six maybe seven feet across, still pretty big!

>>382588
[Jeb]-Ropes and tools I'm down with, but no knifes! Little pansy back stabbers lick the blood of the blade gay ass shanks... Weapons for a main villain is what I think! Nope all I need is mah black belt.

>>382598
[jeb]-My helmet has side lights, but I'd rather not wear it, it detours from my main characterisms...

[bob]-*facepalm*

[Jeb]-fine I'll bring it with me

>>382696
[Jeb]-Well to quote an infamous doctor: CRYSTALS!!!

>>382674
[Jeb]-Yeah I think I saw one of those a little ways off, didn't think of using it, thanks

>>382512
[Jeb]-Yup! I still hit a few pounds a day, still got plenty in the shuttle, Teeheehee~ i'll have to bring some for my adventure!

>>382587
>>382636
[Jeb]-okay okay you've convinced me, I'll leave at dawn...

[Bill]-Aaahhh!!! Ghosts!

[bob]-shit! We've gotta go back Jeb!
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No. 383310 ID: 16a987
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383310

[Bob]-Shitshitshitshitshitshit... Oh god... I don't want to die here... H-Help me! help me anybody! support are you there support!!!

-_ _ _
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No. 383312 ID: 1b0f2f

Wave your torch at them menacingly!
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No. 383313 ID: c0bb4e

Bill and Jeb: GOGOGO

Bob: Use the torch! Hit them with it
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No. 383316 ID: 1854db

>>383310
Bill stop being Bob you are a Bill

KILL THEM WITH FIRE.
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No. 383322 ID: ed57e8

use FIRE
jeb this is the first challenge, win and i will shut up about you needing a weapon.
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No. 383326 ID: a3b8c0

>>383310
Don't attack yet, they may be friendly. Try saying hello.
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No. 383348 ID: 1a36b3

Please for the love of god don't let the fire go out, it's the only thing keeping the big thing from approaching. Now, the ghosts. Do you have any weapons? That torch will do. Let them charge, evade them. Once they've attacked they need a couple of seconds to charge again, this is when they are vulnerable. Purge these corrupted souls!
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No. 383349 ID: 807ed3

ask what's up. they look friendly enough.
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No. 383408 ID: c9b053

Jeb use your karate, flying kick now!
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No. 383536 ID: 16a987
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383536

>>383348
>>383312
>Bill scrawls for the stick waving it about as soon as acquired...

>>383349
>>383326
[Bill]-Euh... H-hello I'm Bob I MEAN BILL! Bill... I-we're emissaries from another planet you see... I-i-i would l-like to be the first to say

[ghost]-maow

[Bill]-Aaahhh!!!
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No. 383537 ID: 16a987
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383537

>>383313
>>383316
>>383322
>>383408
[Jeb]-ALL RIGHT LETS DO THIS!

>Jeb dashes into the fray yelling as hard as he can. He swiftly kicks the campfire into the air and leaps into the flames!

[Jeb]-TAKE THIS! BLAZING FLYING KICK!

>Startled and shook by the fireworks and bellowing wails, the catlike creatures flee as fast as they can into the night... The large black beast, engulfed in flames melts into a shadow and perishes in the light...

[Jeb]-HA! that's why I'm the best!
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No. 383547 ID: 1b0f2f

Jeb: be the best, and also on fire.
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No. 383607 ID: 528bf9

awesome! Kamina would be proud
can you stay on fire with out dieing? If not put your self out
start a new fire closer to the shuttle, and get some rest, bill and bob will guard the night shift, Jeb you need rest for your BIG ADVENTURE tomorow...
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No. 383622 ID: 807ed3

>campfire: level up.
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No. 383716 ID: 16a987
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383716

>>383622
>>383547
>>383607
[Jeb]-Even I'm not immortal support...

>Jeb rolls himself out

[Bob]-Supports right! Come on Bill let's get to work

>Jebediah rests as well as he can in light of tomorrow...
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No. 383717 ID: 16a987
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383717

[Jeb]-*Yawn!* Good morning support...

>He pears out the main window and waves to his comrades, they wave back...

[Jeb]-Good to know they're still standing... Man I need a hit! Where are you little fuckerahAHh! There you are... *Snort* Ha! Much better... Okay support what should we pack for this adventure!?

-_ _ _
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No. 383721 ID: ed57e8

ropes and pulleys, in case there are any big useful things to drag back. light, in case of dark.
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No. 383723 ID: 1854db

>>383717
Rope, flashlight, batteries, clothing/protective gear, some sort of weapon? Or are you gonna just use your fists?

Oh, also rations and water.
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No. 383724 ID: 528bf9

oh god hes naked in his hearted underwear! I know where this is going
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No. 383761 ID: 807ed3

a knife. not as a weapon, but as a tool.
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No. 383789 ID: c9b053

listen FlynnMerk, we`re gonna pick up every damn thing we see. Do you really want to draw every damn thing we see every damn page?
Give us a zeropoint storage device
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No. 383794 ID: 01fd4d

Now, you will need food, water, cocaine, armor, torch, ropes and cocaine. But don't forget to NOT jump into the big hole, ok Jeb ?
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No. 383800 ID: 4bab48

oviously you need to take the escape tool you have for blowing your way out of a wrecked escape pod, and modify it into some kind of high power weapon. call it... a punch gun...
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No. 384171 ID: 16a987
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384171

>>383789
>Flynn succumbs to the threat and spawns in a bag of holding... Don't expect anymore treats.
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No. 384172 ID: 16a987
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384172

>>383761
[Jeb]-I believe the word you're looking for is... machete! And yes I agree.

>>383800
[Jeb]-Good Idea! We weren't gonna use these old decouplers anyways, better recycle them~

>Jeb macgyvers a PunchGun with the bits and pieces of the vertical decouplers...
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No. 384173 ID: 16a987
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384173

>>383721
>>383723
>>383794
[Jeb]-Okay double checking now... I've got me some space iceCream, Cocaine, bottled water, a sturdy Machete, Cocaine, a gun, some make shift bullets, Cocaine, my space suite and helmet with integrated flashlight, rope, Cocaine and pulleys... That should just about do it!

[Bill]-Be careful Jeb and keep in contact.

[Bob]-*Yawn* I'm gonna take a nap, Wake me if you find anything...

[Bill]-Oh and Support, feel free to check back in with us at anytime, like if you come up with any spaceship plans
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No. 384174 ID: 16a987
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384174

>Jeb pulls a lever on the mechanism and it plunges him into the darkness... Moments later lights flicker on just below him, turning almost as fast as you drop... The atmosphere is dusty and old... About a mile down the ride stops, before you is a catwalk leading up to a fork, the fork branches off into three passages leading to three separate mechanisms like the one you just rode, above them are three distinct symbols...

[Jeb]-Well you're the tactician, you get to choose... There's a screw, a pink square and a batman logo.
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No. 384176 ID: 1854db

>>384174
Don't fuck with batman. Let's get screwed.
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No. 384177 ID: 1b0f2f

3 restrooms? We really are on an alien world!

Go with the pink handbag~
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No. 384181 ID: a2fa74

>>384174
Screw will take you to hostile machines and gremlins.
Pink square will take you to slime monsters.
Batman will take you to ghosts and soul-sucking demons.

I'm voting NOT BATMAN.
Actually, lets go screw because then we can seduce hot gremlin chicks.
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No. 384189 ID: 31afe3

>>384181
Awww yeah, hot aliens.
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No. 384229 ID: 86fe4d

WAIT. you didn't forget the cocaine, did you?

go into the screw room. because it's fun to screw.
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No. 384257 ID: 1444d5

The screw, because PARTS and COMPONENTS.
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No. 384346 ID: d60dbf

lets go with the demons, whats the worst that can happen? stapplers?
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No. 384913 ID: 16a987
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384913

>>384229
[Jeb]-Hold on let me check... yup all four rocks!

>Jebediah descends deeper into the abyssal pit... The dusty machine doesn't put up even the slightest protest, you can't help but feel a certain amount of respect for such an old yet efficient machine... the tool stops at another floor, several miles below the last... The floor is tiled with orange slabs or clay, broken by pass, the underside is coveted by stones... Jeb peers off the sides of the hulking platform.

[Jeb]-Amazing...

>Thousands of massive platforms taking every shape and form imaginable span outwards, suspended in flight by massive cables and supports... all of which tick and tock around like cogs and gears... It's almost as if the entire planet was some kind of ClockWork Cradle.

[Jeb]-This is looking like quite the adventure...

>our hero wanders the platform for some time, the flat open area shapes into corridors and tunnels... You hear occasional winding and wizing beneath your feet... Jeb stops and slides across a wall... He turns the corner just a peek and spots three little animals... They cackle and yip as they pull pieces from a statue...

[Jeb]~Heheh your move Support. Tactician me...
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No. 384918 ID: 528bf9

okay lets see, shoot the guy who put his hammer down, then run in and punt the dog, then when the engie turn the statue on break its neck so it shoots out at him instead. Then loot everything for everything.
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No. 384925 ID: 1854db

>>384913
Observe for now, don't just run in guns blazing. They might not even be hostile.
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No. 384965 ID: 6e44d2

>>384925
Of course they're hostile. They're aliens, and Jeb's a daring space man. How could you try to deny him his moment of daring heroicism?

Anyway, do what >>384918 said.
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No. 384966 ID: a2fa74

>>384913
Casually stroll out and say "Excuse me, fellow mechanics, but could you direct me to the nearest town?"

If they attack, shoot them.
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No. 384971 ID: 178c80

All what I see is just unclaimed heat, coins and materials.

Murder their shit.
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No. 385006 ID: 86fe4d

say hi. maybe you can get 'em to build a spaceship for you.
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No. 385016 ID: bccf7b

>>384965

Hostile? That's just them wanting a piece of Hot Spaceman Ass.

Duh.
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No. 385026 ID: eee702

Jeb, are you seriously going to attack this innocent creature when, here, YOU are the alien? Killing it will be like one of their kind coming down and killing your friends and stealing your cocaine. Don't kill someone's friends and steal their cocaine.
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No. 385044 ID: 1b0f2f

Wait, they have cocaine?????
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No. 385045 ID: 86fe4d

>>385044

well, they might have super alien cocaine.
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No. 385141 ID: 16a987
File 132866528170.jpg - (140.03KB , 800x599 , page 02.jpg )
385141

>>384918
>>384965
>>384971
>>385045
>>384966
>Jeb strolls around the corner

[Jeb]-greetings furry aliens! I was hoping you could bring me to your hometown?

[Gremlin]-YipYap! Bark! *growl*

>The red furred creature dashed to his feet and grabs its maul, Jeb emediatly responds with a bullet to the brain!

[Jeb]-My PunchGun chambers only one bullet. Time for action!
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No. 385142 ID: 16a987
File 132866528843.jpg - (115.54KB , 800x600 , page03.jpg )
385142

>Jeb bursts a dash across the field and punts the dog clear out the platform sending it sailing with a crunch and a yip...
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No. 385143 ID: 16a987
File 132866529731.jpg - (318.30KB , 800x600 , page fuckit im not nameing these things coherently.jpg )
385143

>The engie, panic sprayed all over his face, quickly snaps the machine shut and pulla at a lever on its neck... The doglike machine spins about and opens its gullet, just then our hero grabs its head and jerks it around with a sound pop and Fwoosh the gremlins head goes up in flames

[Gremlin]-KIAAaahhh!!!

>The beasts now unidentifiable face is riddled in flames and chard black like coal.
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No. 385144 ID: 16a987
File 132866530484.jpg - (106.32KB , 800x600 , YYYAAAAHHHH.jpg )
385144

[Jeb]-Looks like his SweetBread... Is toast
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No. 385145 ID: 9c7c3b

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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No. 385150 ID: 1854db

>>385144
Alright! Now shove everything in the bag, and see if we can reload and/or improve our gun with any of these parts.
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No. 385157 ID: b6edd6

We should save meddling with our gun when we are somewhere more secure. Gathering parts is still useful.
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No. 385159 ID: a2fa74

>>385144
Grab everything.
See if you can snag one of their swanky outfits.
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No. 385216 ID: 86fe4d

if it produces fire, it has something in it that can be used to jet you out of here. grab it.

wait what am I saying grab EVERYTHING
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No. 385220 ID: 528bf9

strip that red rover of its flamer so you may clense these xeno skum. And dont feel bad for killing them, they've clearly stolen this land from it's natives.
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No. 385522 ID: 16a987
File 132884669048.jpg - (114.68KB , 800x600 , HesTheBRraaiinnnSpecialist.jpg )
385522

>>385157
[Jeb]-No sweat, I can reload the PunchGun in 30seconds flat. Just gotta undo these straps, open the barrel, remove the old shell, put in the new bullet and rebuild the gun around it. Bam! reloaded.

>>385150
>>385159
>>385216
>Jeb hauls just about everything into the bag, pausing for a moment as he decides to not stuff the corpses in his loot...

[Jeb]-I don't think we need the bodies right? Well maybe their clothes...

>Found: Engineer tools, metal mallet, alien clothes, dried meats, alien booze, 35Crowns(money)

>>385216
>>385220
>Our hero uses his new found tools to undo the somewhat broken turret... reducing it to pieces he stare confuzzled at what he found...

[Jeb]-The thing had a brain? There was a live brain inside the turret?!

>Found: Brain, turret Cannon(requires active turret to operate), parts-20

-_ _ _
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No. 385528 ID: ed57e8

you are a mcgyver, not a scientist, stuff it in the bag and let bill and bob look at it.
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No. 385534 ID: 1854db

I agree. This is a scientific curiosity.

We can go further in though. At least for another couple hours.
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No. 385604 ID: 582c62

you didn't detach the batteries from that brain container, did you?
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No. 385609 ID: c9b053

Bill and bob told us to keep in contact, do we have communicators or can we swich to the base? either way report our findings to the B's
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No. 386381 ID: 16a987
File 132918679166.jpg - (131.10KB , 800x600 , choice time.jpg )
386381

>>385604
[Jeb]-I didn't think sorry, but I think the brains okay, there's a little red light on even though its not plugged into anything.

>>385609
[Jeb]-I'm pretty sure Bill showed me a com-link somewhere in this collar... *Beep*

[Bill]-Jebediah, this is Bill, what do you have to report?

[Jeb]-I've found a brain, what do I do with it?

[Bill]-... What?

[Jeb]-There's a brain in a jar, what should I do with it?


[Bill]-Keep it, I'd like to run a few experiments on it, since it's here. By the way, what's that big blue machine in the cargo bay? I've never noticed it before...

[Jeb]-That's the Zero-point Quantum transmitter receptor, Flynn gave it to me.

[Bill]-Who?! *Sigh* Never mind, what is it?

[Jeb]-It E-mails things... Here I'll send you the junk I found

>>385528
>Jeb sent: Brain, turret Cannon, parts-20

[Bill]-Woh! it's making hella noise, You're doing great Jeb, keep me posted and keep up the good work. Over and out

>>385534
>Jeb wanders off further into the labyrinth... Eventually coming to a fork, both paths lead off a ways then turn, one path is clear, the other bears an overgrowth.

[Jeb]-Hmm... What to do?

-_ _ _
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No. 386385 ID: ed57e8

the growth could be a trap. stay clear until we are out of options. left.
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No. 386454 ID: 1854db

>>386381
Overgrowth! It's just grass, right?
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No. 386566 ID: 8b538b

those green things look too much like rape tentacles for me to condone anyone going through them.
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No. 386918 ID: 528bf9

thoses vines willl lead you to a grass land. Take the other path, youll likely find treasure, before compleating this stage.
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No. 387827 ID: 382193
File 132971397843.jpg - (105.14KB , 800x600 , Thelight in the darkness.jpg )
387827

>>386385
>>386566
>>386918
>Following your advice, Jebediah sets off to the left, towards the dark and rusted path, Following what dim-light he may find, Jebediah marches onwards into he halls of the platform, The corridors turn to cityscape as houses and small buildings unfold before you, most of which deserted and ransacked, one can only wonder what happened in this clearly once populated realm. In the darkness of the streets you notice a glow, evident and blue, it hums with a certain pitch, and pulsates gently...

-_ _ _
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No. 387828 ID: a2fa74

>>387827
Take the blue thing!
Looting the other trash is optional.
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No. 387896 ID: 528bf9

hold it above your head and hum an iconic jingle
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No. 387900 ID: 5c8475

oooh shiny thing
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No. 387906 ID: 1854db

Ooooohhhh, SHINY! Go get it!
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No. 388052 ID: 382193
File 132980060204.jpg - (170.19KB , 800x600 , some one set us up the bomb.jpg )
388052

>>387828
>>387896
>>387900
>>387906
>Jebediah cautiously trots over to the glow and grasps it in his palm.

[Jeb]-TedeDaDA!

>The glowing blue orb pulsates and hums, growing faster and faster...
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No. 388053 ID: 4bdd79

>>388052
OH GOD DROP IT AND RUN
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No. 388055 ID: ed57e8

OH FUCK THROW IT
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No. 388066 ID: b6edd6

This is why we need to remember to bring ten foot poles!
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No. 388073 ID: 5c8475

throw it as far as you can. like, now.
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No. 388078 ID: 1b0f2f

Swallow it!
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No. 388169 ID: 382193
File 132987580201.jpg - (160.99KB , 800x600 , Do the twist.jpg )
388169

>>388053
>>388055
>>388073
>Jeb rears up and trows the orb with all his might, but just as it leaves his fingers it produces a ear shattering cry, a roaring blue spiral draws the hero's arm right in, twisting as his limb snaps and cracks
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No. 388170 ID: 382193
File 132987581081.jpg - (95.71KB , 800x600 , He\'ll be all right.jpg )
388170

>The torrent halts on the drop of a dime, a wave pulls whats left of Jeb in and explodes, sending him flying out into the street... Blood coats the floor in a trail leading to poor Jeb's body...

[Jeb]-Ouch... Damn who the fuck?

>Amist the chaos, a chirping mechanical voice calls out
[???]-Wrirrw... Clickclak! TrdTt~ Shoowong?

[Jeb]-Eeh... What now? Can't a man get a break?!

-_ _ _
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No. 388172 ID: 528bf9

on your feet Jeb! If you die now Bill will have to take your spotlight! Keep you gun handy, you only have one bullet, dont miss and keep cool!
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No. 388175 ID: ed57e8

never pull back to throw a bomb, just push it away.
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No. 388258 ID: 5c8475

I wouldn't be surprised if it was yet another asshole out to get you. this planet seems to be full of xenophobes.
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No. 388342 ID: 382193
File 132995787480.jpg - (111.51KB , 800x600 , Gotta act quick.jpg )
388342

>>388175
[Jeb]-Duly*Ack!* Duly noted

>>388172
>>388258
>*Slock!* A messy piece of meat falls off of Jebediah's shoulder

[Jeb]-Ahck! *Gasp*... Heheh... Little bomb... D-didn't even hurt... Hehah! J-just a flesh wound! Eck!

>Suddenly a spiff of mechanical feet come running down towards you, out from behind a nearby building a small person leaps out!

[???]-Trwaw BripBip!

>Think fast!

-_ _ _
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No. 388345 ID: 1854db

Draw your gun, you only need one arm for that.
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No. 388349 ID: a2fa74

>>388342
"Oh, hello there. Would you please direct me to the nearest medical center? I appear to be seriously wounded."
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No. 388370 ID: 382193
File 132996091119.jpg - (144.63KB , 800x600 , Boom headshot.jpg )
388370

>>388345
>Jeb stumbles quickly to his feet and spins to upholster his weapon, the PunchGun sails gently in the air. The person rears back to throw another bomb!

[Jeb]-Never pull back to throw a bomb!

>Jebediah Grabs the gun mid flight The enemy hurls his weapon towards you Jeb pulls the trigger with catlike speed!

[Jeb]-Just push it away...

>The smoke clears and the body lies motionless on the ground... His visor is shattered, his skull is worked open by the bullet... Jeb leans against the wall...

[Jeb]-I'm getting dizzy Support...
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No. 388373 ID: 1854db

>>388370
You're getting low on blood. You need to stop the bleeding! Maybe tie something around your shoulder to slow the blood flow.

Man, maybe we can get you a bitchin' robot arm to replace that limb... Hey, can the delivery system send YOU?
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No. 388375 ID: ed57e8

tackle them down and disble them.
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No. 388388 ID: a2fa74

>>388370
Reload weapon.
Bandage and apply pressure to your arm.
Retrieve the rest of your arm.
Loot corpse.
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No. 388428 ID: 46c430

>>388388
This, except for, uh, stop the bleeding first.
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No. 388446 ID: bdb3f8

Fashion badass mechanical arm from parts(20).
Walk around telling people you never asked for it.
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No. 388476 ID: 5c8475

add your arm to your inventory.
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No. 388515 ID: c9b053

if we need more parts, go look for more parts to salvage
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No. 388555 ID: 382193
File 133003806653.jpg - (133.04KB , 800x600 , bloody day.jpg )
388555

>>388373
>>388428
>>388388
>Jeb struggles to bandage his wound and with great difficulty he manages to tie it off using the clothes he salvaged from the critters...

[Jeb]-There... That should keep me alive for a little... Longer...

>It takes a lot longer, but our hero manages to reload his firearm.

>>388476
>What remains of his limb is a twisted, rancid pile of meat and bone, intrepidly wrapped in spacesuit.

[Jeb]-I don't see why I'd want to keep it... But I'm to wozzy to argue...

>found: Ruined arm

>Jeb turns to loot the corps but it crumbles into a mist of purple smoke...
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No. 388556 ID: 382193
File 133003808342.jpg - (91.07KB , 800x600 , Not the time bill.jpg )
388556

>>388373
>>388446
[Jeb]-Yeah, the zeropoint transmit or can retrieve objects sent from the... Base... I'll contact Bill...

>Beep*

[Jeb]-Bill this is Jebediah, do you read me?

[Bill&Bob]-Pweern!* Happy birthday Jebediah!

[Jeb]-You're fucking kidding me...

[Bill]-Nope according to the on board computer its your birthday in Kearth rotations~

[Jeb]-I just got my arm ripped off.

[Bill]-What?!

[Jeb]-Some fucking sicko ripped my bloody arm off!

[Bob]-... Aaahhhh!

[Jeb]-Bill I'm gonna try not to die, could you make some kind of mecha arm?

[Bill]-Eh... Yeah I'll do that, support can help with the design... Just try not to die okay?

[Jeb]-I'll do my best, Over and out... Worst fucking birthday ever...
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No. 388557 ID: 382193
File 133003809492.jpg - (108.10KB , 800x600 , getting sleepy.jpg )
388557

>>388515
[Jeb]-Best I can do for now is keep moving... Hope for a miracle. What yah say support, feeling lucky?

>Jeb wanders on until he meets another elevator. Hopping in he activates the only command and it wises down... The ride is smooth and long.

[Jeb]-It's starting to hurt again, guess the adrenaline wearing off... Getting kinda sleepy...*yawn* Mind waking me when we get there?

-_ _ _
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No. 388558 ID: 9c7c3b

>>388557
Damn it jeb no don't sleep that is the worst thing you can possibly be doing right now.
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No. 388559 ID: ed57e8

>>388558
naw it's fine. think a rest stop is next.
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No. 388564 ID: 528bf9

dont you go to sleep jeb! If you do you wont wake up and youll fucking die!
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No. 388570 ID: a2fa74

>>388557
No. No sleeping while bleeding.
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No. 388584 ID: 382193
File 133005392457.jpg - (96.06KB , 800x600 , waking up like a man.jpg )
388584

>>388558
>>388564
>>388570
[Jeb]-Eeh! Gotta stay awake!

>Jeb stands up and slaps himself hard...

[Jeb]-Ack! fuck my arm... My arm that's it!

>Jebediah pries his fingers in the wound and twists them about

[Jeb]-Aahhh! Fuck damn shit that hurts... But I'm awake now. I'm not sure if doing thats good for my shoulder. Meh worst comes to worst I'll amputate... Heh~
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No. 388586 ID: 382193
File 133005416421.jpg - (97.41KB , 800x600 , cant think of a name for this page.jpg )
388586

>The vater stops on another platform. This grassland is densely populated by trees and foliage. Jebediah, feeling faint, stumbles around lost in the tree

[Jeb]-No roads or paths... Seeing fuzzy... Not feeling good... talking like caveman... Other bad signs... Shit!

>Jeb ducks behind a bush. The metal hound stands no more than fifteen feet away...

[Jeb]-Okay support... I can't think... Guide this dieing man.

-_ _ _
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No. 388587 ID: a2fa74

>>388586
[Teleport a Saline drop and an IV to Jeb]
That help?
Sneak past it. If it wakes up then shoot it. Unless you see a bunch of hearts, in which case HUG IT.
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No. 388592 ID: 1854db

Yes, let's sneak around it.

Jeb, don't worry TOO much. You lost a lot of blood but the bleeding has stopped for the most part, hasn't it? Just stay conscious, and you'll recover.
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No. 388599 ID: ed57e8

yes, get a good look at it. if it has hearts on it then basically go make out with it. if not then sneak. oh and if you see a small butterfly try catching it.
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No. 388610 ID: 5c8475

I think it might be time for you to get some pick-me-up in powder form.
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No. 388613 ID: ed57e8

>>388610
no actually, with this little blood it could kill him. with not really bloody but PAINFUL wound, then yes.
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No. 388624 ID: b6edd6

>>388587
Lets NOT go the route of [command to solve all our problems] again. I would rather this not end up like Planetfall did.
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No. 388653 ID: a2fa74

>>388624
>[Jeb]-Yeah, the zeropoint transmit or can retrieve objects sent from the... Base... I'll contact Bill...
If we can teleport things back and forth then I'm pretty sure sending basic medical supplies to somebody who lost an arm is reasonable. Unless we don't have basic medical supplies.
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No. 388654 ID: c9b053

Check out what color it is
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No. 388682 ID: b6edd6

>>388653
Oh, right. Forgot about the storage thing. Messaging the guys back at the ship to send medical supplies is a good idea.
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No. 388725 ID: 382193
File 133014849014.jpg - (114.81KB , 800x600 , ones own love.jpg )
388725

>>388610
>>388613
[Jeb]-Ahh... Don't tempt me. Man I could use a pickme up!

>>388654
>>388587
>>388599
[Jeb]-The turret's pink with a heart on its snout... Should I just walk up to it?

>Jebediah comes out from hiding and limps over to the hound. The machine turns to face him and opens its gullet wide, pink particles form in rings around its mouth and a heart shaped blast of energy drifts slowly from its maw... Hesitantly Jebediah lets himself get hit by the blast, The gooey pink slime hits Jeb on the chest and turns to smoke, it smells like cinnamon... Suddenly the pain in his shoulder washes away like a cold tide, Jebediah inspects his wound to find it healing at a rapid pace... The turret fires round after round, which our hero gladly accepts. before long his shoulder has completely healed over...

[Jeb]-Thank you kind turret...

>Jebediah kneels and caresses the machine with his only hand...

[Jeb]-You're the first kind person I've meet down here. You have a brain in there right? You can hear me right? Can you see me?

>Jeb wraps his arm around its neck an hugs it tight... He give the turret a kiss and leans up against it...

[Jeb]-I can't *yawn* anymore... Sorry...
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No. 388726 ID: ed57e8

is fine now. sleep.
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No. 388727 ID: 382193
File 133014874195.jpg - (109.30KB , 800x600 , Back at the base.jpg )
388727

[Bob]-Oh support your back... I've been working on the router system between the shoulder and the arm, I think I could managed a nerve sync using stem cells from the brain you guys found, I'll have to pull some root nerves as well, that should take some time. How's Jeb?
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No. 388728 ID: 528bf9

>>388727
I think Jebs falling in love with a sentry turret.
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No. 388729 ID: ed57e8

he lucked out after that hit and found a turret with a heal gun. he'll be fine. if it can be we'll have it transported over here after he wakes up. need to look into stunners so we can capture some of these aliens alive and figure out what is going on.
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No. 388730 ID: 382193
File 133014943272.jpg - (138.09KB , 1200x900 , Make your arm.jpg )
388730

[Bob]-Well since you're here may as well put you to good use. I'll work on the circuitry, you work on the designing the arm.
We'll have Jedediahs new arm up and running in no time~
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No. 388738 ID: 9c7c3b
File 133015453069.png - (111.60KB , 1200x900 , Obvious Solution.png )
388738

>>388730
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No. 388776 ID: ed57e8
File 133018062142.jpg - (74.58KB , 1200x900 , killa.jpg )
388776

dis klaw is ded killy
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No. 388798 ID: 1b0f2f
File 133019079760.jpg - (29.55KB , 1200x900 , the obvious solution.jpg )
388798

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No. 388812 ID: 5c8475

>>388738

man, we should definitely install a hydraulic punch. and grip. and joints. and integrate the punch gun into it. and a lighter. and an iPod. and make sure you give its pinky finger a long fingernail so Jeb can use it to scoop up coke.
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No. 388814 ID: 7c31d2

I am sad because no chainsaw arm.
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No. 388816 ID: 1b0f2f

>>388814

How on kerth are you punch anyone with a chainsaw?
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No. 388826 ID: 5c8475

or grab his head and squeeze his brains out with your hydraulic fingers?
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No. 388843 ID: b6edd6

Since our arm is already going to use components from a turret, could we get that turret gun we salvaged to work with it?
(Or maybe even have it be interchangeable with other guns from those turrets when we find more?)
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No. 389278 ID: 8f05c1

>>388812
Fuck.
Yes.
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No. 389448 ID: 528bf9

inclued a rocket punch that has a retractable cable for both getting your fist back, graple hooking and mid air grapple hooking. (like bat man!)
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No. 389462 ID: 9f7e8e

Also include a retractable back scratcher. Because he might need it.
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No. 389586 ID: 382193
File 133055336419.jpg - (110.75KB , 800x600 , finished.jpg )
389586

[Bob]-Oh! hey there support, done already? Geeze that would of taken me weeks, thanks~ I'll get to work on it as soon as I'm done wiring the Nerf-joint. It's amazing what we can accomplish simply by studying anothers brain... I should of done this years ago... I've been meaning to ask, what's going on down there? are you finding many new things? is there much life down there? plants, water?
Ah oh... I'm sorry that's probably to much questioning... Sorry captain. More accurate, ehm... about the bomb, tell me about that bomb that took Jebs arm.
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No. 389595 ID: e1fb71

it wasn't really a bomb, it was a blue ball with a face, and when Jeb woke it up it sort of disappeared in a spacetime-distorting whirl, twisting his arm into a pulp we made him put into the bag.

and then he just stood up and shot a robot dead as if his arm hadn't been made into marmelade and casually bandaged himself up before being healed by an, uh, healing gun and passing out. so you really don't wanna fuck with the guy.
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No. 389596 ID: ed57e8

yeah some kind of vortex bomb. possibly smart.

the whatever that appeared then attempted to throw another bomb but jeb shot it in midair taking the things arm. it activated a teleport system or something.
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No. 389597 ID: ed57e8

>>389595
wasn't a robot, it bled when it's arm was exploded.
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No. 389606 ID: 528bf9

whatcha watchen there bob?
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No. 389842 ID: b9d767

We know these things are intelligent, and have some sort of language. Aside from that, no idea what they are. Also, Jeb seems to have found some kind of.....turret. It shoots some sort of pink projectile that appears to have some beneficial effect. After being hit by it, Jeb's wounds were cauterized.

Jeb promptly fell in love with it in a fit of delerium.
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No. 392462 ID: 382193
File 133166800644.jpg - (156.48KB , 800x600 , back from my long ass week end time to get back in.jpg )
392462

>>389595
>>389596
>>389597
[Bob]-That is right out of this world... Good thing Jeb's here for us, I can't think of anyone else who could pull this off... You say there was a robot? A robot that blead... I think I've seen those.

>>389842
>>388728
[Bob]-Jebediah is in love with a gun? Wait wait wait... Like "I fucking love this gun" Love? Or like love of his life gets married and grows old together love?
Eh! Fucking Jebediah messing up my mental stability, I tell yah he's bad for yer brain he is... So one of those turrets healed him. I'd like to examine it.

>>389606
[Bob]-Glad you asked, I've been studying that brain you sent me. Oh the things I've leaned... Back home I'd be given half a dozen awards, just as fast as I'd be barred up for life. *Sigh*
I've noticed a few connectors that were unused on the pod hud, they resembled HDMI outlets so I fiddled up a few and gave it a try, in the end all I needed to do was hit three and presto! Cerebral video graphs... Who ever designed all this is a genius... I've re-winded the memory-graph back a few dozen years and found something odd, this person was once a person... Well so to say, about fifty years back this brain was owned by a middle aged man, one of those furry red dog folks. and well when he died they put his brain in that pod and the pod in a gun and the gun in a turret... apparently his brain was compatible with the P.U.P.P.Y interface... what's really twisted is his thought pattern in latter years, with time it got warped and twisted... At first he seemed to forget he was a gun, his memories even show him standing and talking, but with time his body grew on him and his brain recognized him as a turret. But whats really strange is that years later his mind warped into that of a dog. his mind set, reactions and even his mental image of himself has degraded to being a dog. Look... even in his fantasies... What a horrible fate to be such a cannon... And yet, what an amazing feat of science. I really want to study more of these brains...
ahem... But you probably don't really care about all that... I've seen quite a bit through the eyes of this dog. Maybe I could answer a few questions. Like that robot thing that lobed bombs at Jeb. They are intact Robots, but they posses life. Like some kind of living metal...
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No. 392464 ID: ed57e8

that could be useful. but problem is they have a teleport emergency system. so capturing one alive or dead will be... difficult. and i am sure jeb will be willing to send it back rather then leave it there. may need a little prodding. just make sure you don't break it, just in case. would be handy to have around the lab, something blows up in your face and burns you? heal beam it away.
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No. 392465 ID: ed57e8

and yeah, see what the memories say about the robot people.
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No. 392468 ID: 88e5ad

how about you tell us why the fuck they're shooting kerbs on sight as if a kerbal dropped an atom bomb on their Hiroshima?
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No. 392473 ID: 7bbcd3

>>392462
It may be a war zone down there, or both types of creature are extremely isolationist and lash out at anyone that's not their 'species'. A disguise may be in order.
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No. 392474 ID: dca261

More of love of your life get married kind of love.

Although slightly ''I love this gun'' Love.

Maybe he'll take it with him if it isn't lodged in the ground.
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No. 392492 ID: 382193
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392492

>>392464
>>392465
[Bob]-Hmn good idea, having such a thing around would be great, plus I'd just love to prod around in it's brain... try to get Jeb to hand it over to me.
About the Robots. Well the memories are mostly in dog speak, lots of yipping and yapping. But there's some Kerthian, which is creepy honestly... Apparently, they fell from the sky a good thirty years back. It's known by the dog folks, which I've deducted to be called Gremlins, but there's no being sure. It's known that they murder and pillage anything they see. They're very dangerous and feed on their victims soul, which they call heat. Some of them speak Kerthian, which they call Common. Most just make clickity buzzing robot noises.

>>392468
[Bob]-The entire Gremlin society is one massive militia. They're divided into Three main clans, excluding the royal family and the dark heretics. The three main clans are ripped up and scattered across the levels. I don't know why but they're raised to be aggressive and cruel... The very thought that one would want to heal Jeb is amazing, I simply must look into her mind. There seems to be wild life on the levels as well as some deamon. But most are relatively passive, why they've been raised as such is still a mystery.

>>392473
[Bob]-Well yes, the two most aggressive species, those robots that call themselves Knights and the Gremlins, are at war. You might be able to sneak Jeb into a camp with a good disguise, Gremlins don't have good eye sight, but their smell is great.

>>392474
[Bob]-I see... Let's hope he's just delirious from the blood loss. *Sigh* Either way... Maybe you should check back in with Jeb. Unless you have anymore questions?
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No. 392494 ID: ed57e8

hmmm... nope can't think of anything right now.
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No. 392517 ID: 382193
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392517

[Jeb]-God Fucking damn it Support! You leave for five minutes and all hell breaks loose! Where were you?!
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No. 392518 ID: 528bf9

we were just talking to bob, what happened?
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No. 392519 ID: ed57e8

talking to bob about stuff.... where did you get an arm?
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No. 392521 ID: 88e5ad

holy shit, dude, you're a crab.
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No. 392530 ID: 382193
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392530

>>392519
[Jeb]-Can't remember, details are sketchy

>>392521
[Jeb]-Yeah and it's really hard to shoot with only one hand!

>>392518
[Jeb]-They took her away, I don't care what it takes I'm gonna get her back.
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No. 392532 ID: ed57e8

cool, dude. give us lowdown on hostiles. will scan for weaknesses and shit.
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No. 392533 ID: 88e5ad

okay, just how many of them are you facing? we might have an upgrade for you. or not. I forgot to ask when your new arm will be done, and how to attach it now that you already have one. which really, really worries me. did you know that the inhabitants of this planet are all effectively driven insane to the point of thinking they're all dogs? this place does weirtd things to you, man.
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No. 392536 ID: 382193
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392536

>>392532
>>392533
[Jeb]-Enemies! they're... I can't quite remember what I'm fighting... ehm... what?
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No. 392541 ID: 88e5ad

...

pinch yourself.
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No. 392545 ID: 1854db

Yep, I think you're dreaming, Jeb. Wake up, and receive your robot arm.
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No. 392546 ID: ed57e8

... are we inside your dream?
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No. 392547 ID: b6edd6

You seem to be disoriented or hallucinating. You should take cover in case there actually are enemies present.
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No. 392548 ID: 382193
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392548

[Jeb]-Snork* Eh? Wha... What time is it? Ehg... Not enough sleep...
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No. 392553 ID: ed57e8

yep. the part of your head that we are stuck on let us see your dream.
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No. 392558 ID: 88e5ad

weird dreams you got there. wakey wakey.
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No. 392560 ID: 382193
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392560

>>392558
[Jeb]-Eggs and bacey~

>>392553
[Jeb]-*Yawn* What a dream... *stretch* Ehh... Hearing... You hear dreams, your brain translates into shapes... Freudian theory...

>Jeb stretchs out his nub and looks in confusion at it...

[Jeb]-Right... That's what happened yesterday. Erh yeah! Don't you remember? Support modules can hear surface thoughts... It's part of how you guys get in our heads. You know so you can help us from the inside out?
Morning love~

>Jeb kisses the pink turret on the snout.

[Jeb]-I've been thinking, this gal needs a name. What should we call her? Oh and what about the arm?
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No. 392561 ID: ed57e8

bob is building it, may take a while. and you can't carry her around with you. bob has set up a memory reader using the ports built in the brain cases. just wants to see why she is nice and the rest are assholes. but after that we had him promise to put her back together.
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No. 392562 ID: d905d6

>>392560
Tetrahedron, or Tetra/Tete for short.

The arm should be almost done, Bob got distracted.
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No. 392563 ID: 88e5ad

hmm... Olive Oyl.
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No. 392565 ID: 1854db

>>392560
Do you think you could teleport the turret back to base? Bob wants to look into her mind.

Wait, I saw some letters written on the base. Check it out, maybe she already has a name.
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No. 393038 ID: b9d767

>>392565
Yeah, let's get it back to the base to investigate if we can. Also, head back to get that robo-arm attached.
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No. 393042 ID: ed57e8

>>393038
he can't head back yet. he needs to get to the dealer floor
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No. 393098 ID: e529a7

Let's name her...


Tetrahedronpinkolopolypse.

Or Teta for short.
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No. 393209 ID: b9d767

>>393042
Dealer floor?
Am I missing something here?
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No. 393211 ID: ed57e8

>>393209
... you never play spiral knights?
simply, the elevators all only go down, except at certain areas. at those locations, they go up.
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No. 393992 ID: 382193
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393992

>>392562
>>393098
[Jeb]-Yeah I like that name... Tetra, Do you like it Tetra?

[Tetra]-Raow~♥

>>392561
[Jeb]-I don't know, I don't really trust that Bob.

>>392565
[Jeb]-Let's see... It's written L.O.V.E. At the base... Aww that's cute.

>>393038
>>393042
>>393211
[Jeb]-Dealer floor eh? Bob give you that Intel... Cool I'll try to find one as soon as possible.

>Suddenly Steam bellows out from Tetra's collar, the floor below her opens up and the mechanical puppy begins descending...

[Jeb]-Tetra!
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No. 393993 ID: 382193
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393993

>Jeb lunges onto his lovepuppy grabbing her by the head!

[Tetra]-Roaw!~Roaw!

[Jeb]-I won't let you go Tetra! I won't let them take you away from me!

(I can feel her support. I can feel her tears... I can hear her cry out for me, she wants to be saved! I have to save her!)

>You know what to do~
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No. 393994 ID: ed57e8

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No. 393998 ID: 88e5ad

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No. 394000 ID: b6edd6

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No. 394002 ID: 528bf9

A!
Aaaaaa!
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No. 394004 ID: 2122e8

This button of mine holds a awesome POWER! It's burning plastic tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and ALL MY BUTTON MASHING!

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!!!
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No. 394012 ID: 5e6f6f

10 PRINT "A"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
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No. 394064 ID: 365adf
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>>393993
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No. 394069 ID: a1d7ad

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No. 394070 ID: a9298b

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No. 394078 ID: 12c19f

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No. 394314 ID: a2853b

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A
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No. 394316 ID: 6e44d2

I'm using one of those turboboost controllers, so I'll just hold down A.

A.
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No. 394318 ID: b7169d

For true looooove!

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No. 394353 ID: 3e85e3

And so Tetra was separated at the neck.

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No. 394385 ID: 12c19f

>>394353
That's okay! Saving the brain is all that would matter.
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No. 394401 ID: 2fd746

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No. 394453 ID: 382193
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394453

>Mechanical pistons pull and pull against the might of Jedediah's love! One after another bolts and restraints break, bringing about sharp metallic sounds. Tension grows and Tetra is almost completely pulled in along with Jeb. With one last longing effort of passion, Jebediah yanks his beloved puppy free with a powerful thrust! Frames snap and wires unravel as Jeb's launched to the ground by the force of the blow. Holding the head tight in his arm, he pauses to catch his breath...

[Jeb]-*Huff~Puff* It's okay Tetra... *Pant* I've got you...

[Tetra]-Raoww...

[Jeb]-Tetra? Tetra!

>Panicked, Jeb fumbles down the line to find her brain

[Jeb]-The light's still on, the light on her brain pod is still on! T-that means she's alright... Right? Right!
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No. 394454 ID: b6edd6

You should probably send her to Bob to be sure.
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No. 394457 ID: ed57e8

bob can use the parts from the other one you broke and sent him to make sure she stays stable. not sure how long the internal battery will last.
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No. 394469 ID: 12c19f
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394469

Spool up your cablewoman and drag her back to base camp.

We must make this a reality.
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No. 394475 ID: 88e5ad

>>394469

oh dear god, a pink robotic Mok medic. that is the best thing ever.
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No. 394494 ID: 60868e

>>394469

...

Yes.
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No. 394500 ID: a1d7ad

>>394469
Nothing can be allowed to stand in the way of making this happen, NOTHING!
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No. 394889 ID: 12c19f

>>394475
>>394494
>>394500
Flattered. I just hope Bob can make it happen.
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No. 396289 ID: 99df95
File 133282513175.jpg - (108.28KB , 800x600 , return to work.jpg )
396289

>>394454
>>394457
>Jeb scoops Tetra up and bundles her up in the space container.

[Jeb]-Don't worry love, Bob will take care of you, It'll be alright...

>Jeb activates the intercom...

[Jeb]-Jebediah to base, this is your captain speaking. Get me Bob stat!

[Bob]-*Sigh* Yesss Captain...

[Jeb]-I'm sending a special package back to base... I want You to fix her up. You are going to make my pretty Tetra fully operational and you will NOT mettle with her brain. You will not modify her and you will not dismantle her. You WILL make her live and comfortably at that. And you WILL do what EVER she wants. That is an order from your superior. Understood?

[Bob]-Yes captain

[Jeb]-What was that pilot!?

[Bob]-Yes captain!

[Jeb]-Good... I'm sending her your way.

>Jebediah activates the zeropoint receiver and begins warping Tetra to the base.

>>394469
(Jeb)-Teehee that does sound nice... We will most definitely look into that~
But there's something troubling me... Even though I scolded him in advance, I just don't trust that Bob figure... I think her a Russian spy. Would you mind keeping an eye on him while I make my way back?

-Return to base and supervise Bob
-Stay downunder and guide Jebediah
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No. 396292 ID: ed57e8

okay. parting tips. really big guys with circular faces and robes are seemingly peaceful. if shit goes down with one, RUN. you will also find large crystals near him. smash at them and they should shard up, most shards become too small to be usable but some large chunks do form, take the largest chunk you can.
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No. 396293 ID: 88e5ad

we will make sure your love is taken care of properly, Cap'n. support out.
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No. 396343 ID: 12c19f

>>396289
Jeb, very simple instructions. Find an elevator, they all have an immediate return home function and it costs nothing to do so- (oh wait... That'll lead you likely to a knight encampment... Hm. FUCK!)

QUICK CUT THE CAMERA TO BOB.
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No. 396377 ID: 528bf9

nah the elevators have been going straight down and will probay go straight up as well. He'll have to walk back to base, but the surface is quite tame during the day.

We'll go back and watch over Bob. Also I wonder what Bill's been getting up to.

Finaly, Jeb all your items are in the container right? But then where's your container 80% of the time?
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No. 396379 ID: ed57e8

>>396377
he drops it when in combat. it's on the ground behind him a bit, duh.
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No. 396439 ID: b9d767

>>396343
It might take him to a knight encampment, but there is more than one emcampment, right? Then how does it know where to take you? Maybe what the "home" function does is relative to the one activating it.

Or he could just retrace his steps and get back the way he came.
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No. 396522 ID: 12c19f

>>396439
He went down on an elevator. The entry elevators go one way. He needs to find the exit elevator on this floor and choose between homing to the surface or descending further.

Hopefully it's not far either way.
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No. 396740 ID: 4d6045
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396740

>>396522
>>396439
>>396377
>>396293
>>396292
[Jeb]-Robed men at the station are good, Cristals are valuable, the elevator can bring me to the surface and we'll meet back in the shuttle. See yah later Support!
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No. 396743 ID: 4d6045
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396743

[Bob]-So... You're the one who broke his heart open, writhed your pretty tendrils in and made it your home... Teeheehee~ Oh I'm sure I could put you to good use. Maybe I could manipulate the Captain with your thoughts? Or down right make him cry... Oh but first, First I want to know... Who are you? I want to know all about you, Open wide this wont hurt a bit...
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No. 396745 ID: affb00

>>396743

Though an impossible task, making Jeb cry would be sweet sweet revenge for all those hours he spent cheering you on in space while you continued to scream like a little kerchild.
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No. 396746 ID: 97b798

YOU GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF HER
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No. 396747 ID: a2fa74

>>396743
It better not. She can save lives, and we are not about to let you make her feel unwelcome.
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No. 396748 ID: ed57e8

jeb made the right call. you are a smooze
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No. 396757 ID: b85f8c

>>396743
Are you about to disobey orders, Bob?
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No. 396773 ID: 4d6045
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396773

>>396746
>>396748
>>396757
[Bob]-Support! Oh euh Hi... Eum... How much of that did you hear? I eum... I'm putting her down, see? Let's not do anything risky right? Wouldn't want to hurt her little head... Let's get her plugged in, lets just put this plug inside you... Nothing sexual I assure you. And there, right into the power lines. Ha! fully operational, See? No need to go telling the captain... right?

>>396747
[Bob]-Ideed! I wouldn't dream otherwise... Bill! Get a pillow for our special guest!

>>396745
[Bob]-Hours spent cheering? It was almost insulting, but no. For all the hardship his stupidities brought us and the entire Kerbal space program through! By the makers, it's probably his fault we're here in the first place!.. *Sigh* But you're right, making the captain sad wont get us anywhere...
But you can't say you aren't curious! Who is she! Does she even know?! It wont hurt to look, We'll just pry into her memories and find out everything there is to know about her~ How about it?
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No. 396775 ID: ed57e8

how much pry? do you need to break open a firewall or is it just hitting "play" on the system?
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No. 396779 ID: b7169d

Works for me, crack those knowledge banks open.
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No. 396789 ID: bccf7b

>>396773

Make it so!
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No. 396802 ID: 12c19f

Fine but give us vote uplink to the feed. If we want to cut what we see, we'll cut it by vote here at Support.

I don't think we're going to like anything we see.
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No. 396815 ID: b85f8c

>>396773
How about you plug her into a body that can speak, and we ASK her like normal kerbals?
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No. 396816 ID: e6da3c

>>396773
Not a good idea. Unless you can get some sort of consent from her(?) the mind reading thing is a no-no. Probably should have stopped on the first once once we realized it was still alive and at least partway sentient.

It will, in the short term, limit what we can learn, but treating the other species on this planet well outside of a heated battle may eventually lead to peace, which could lead to more information than you could process in a lifetime, along with the resources needed to get home.. or make yourselves at home.
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No. 396870 ID: a760e9

>>396815

maybe this.
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No. 396877 ID: ed57e8

>>396815
oh, yes, do you have that?
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No. 396887 ID: affb00

Support would like to mention that a brain in a jar attached to a medical repair robot mounted to the floor for who knows how long, might not be all that interesting to reveal. If the brain is in fact female at all. Do you really want your mutiny to go on record, just to see who some boring medbot has been healing the last 20 years?
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No. 396904 ID: a2fa74

>>396815
We are agreed.

Of course, if you have no problem with people prying into medical records and private lives, then I guess you wouldn't mind us digging into yours. Over open radio.

... My, but your doc loves writing about anuses...
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No. 396915 ID: 528bf9

dont do it. its very impolite
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No. 396951 ID: b9d767

>>396887
We don't know if the brain encased there is actually capable of thought, or if it is just an organic computer. Regardless, let's hook it up and see what we can find out. Be careful, though, we don't want to pry too deep into this thing and break it.
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No. 396952 ID: ed57e8

>>396951
the other one was a ex living thing put into a case.
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No. 397010 ID: bccf7b

>>396887

>Support would like to mention that a brain in a jar

is fine, too.
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No. 398313 ID: 4d6045
File 133342349423.jpg - (119.94KB , 800x600 , Bobs getting frustrated.jpg )
398313

>>396904
[Bob]-Are you really going to blackmail me? *Pfff* You'd best come up with something better if you want to scare me Support. Besides I got the whole idea from you, and how you keep your third little eye on us.

>>396915
>>396887
>>396816
[Bob]-Fine we won't open the knowledge bank... Wouldn't want to be offensive and have you taddle to the good captain... *Sigh* Guess well have to learn the good old fashion way~

>>396815
>>396870
>>396877
>>396904
[Bob]-Yes I was planning on that, Figured it would be the first thing he'd ask when he gets here... We'd just have to wire her up like planned and override the cerebral monitor... Think of it like hitting play and record at the same time. new memories will form since she'll be conscious and we'll be able to hear into her thoughts since they'll pop up on the monitor as they form. It's kinda nosy, but then again you're used to reading people's minds now aren't you?
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No. 398314 ID: b85f8c

>>398313
Eh, good enough.
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No. 398322 ID: a43a6c

>>398313
I suppose we could do that.


But if you hurt her I swear to god that you will regret that moment for the rest of your short, pitiful life.
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No. 398327 ID: 4d6045
File 133342631066.jpg - (137.54KB , 800x600 , Tetra appears.jpg )
398327

>>398322
[Bob]-*Shesh* calm down, it'll sting for a moment and she'll get over it. No need to get all worked up.

>>398314
>Bob wires the head up to the monitor and fiddles with the pod for a moment... He sits back and hits two buttons on the remote.

[Bob]-Zappo!

>The television crackles to life as Tetras voice come's to...

[Tetra]-*Ack!* Ouchy... Eh, H-hello? I overheard what you said... I hope that wasn't impolite of me... I... I'm happy to finally meet you S-support... I'd just like to... Th... Thank you for N-not D-digging in my... Brains...
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No. 398328 ID: 4d6045
File 133342649566.jpg - (126.43KB , 800x600 , on Tv.jpg )
398328

[Tetra]-If you want to know anything at all... J-just ask... Okay? I'll try to answer as best I Ca-BARK~BARK!.. sorry...
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No. 398329 ID: b85f8c

>>398327
Ohmigosh you are a cute little doggie.

Where'd you come from?
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No. 398333 ID: bccf7b

>>398327

HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG <3

>>398328

Can you tell us anything about the other PUPPY's?
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No. 398339 ID: ed57e8

yeah can you tell us what this PUPPY system is? also what this war below the surface is about?
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No. 398341 ID: b85f8c

Oh right, and why was your turret outfitted with a heal gun? And you were friendly to Jeb when everyone else has tried to kill him.
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No. 398357 ID: b6edd6

Is that an icon of a crown?
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No. 398402 ID: 16da88

eeeeeeeeeeee
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No. 398553 ID: b9d767
File 133350639525.png - (29.40KB , 200x133 , D\'AWWW.png )
398553

>>398339
And how would you feel about lending us a hand? Jebediah, the captain, is rather taken with you, you know.
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No. 398579 ID: 4d6045
File 133351040980.jpg - (139.73KB , 800x600 , Tetra walking around talking about stuff she walks.jpg )
398579

>>398329
[Tetra]-Why T-thank you, I've never been told that B-before... I'm F-from the T-t-tenderfoot tribe... Down in the Emerald Axis.

>>398333
>>398339
[Tetra]-Well you see, The P.U.P.P.Y system stand for: Photon Unit Precessing/Projectile(Y)

[Bob]-Y? What does the Y stand for?

[Tetra]-Just Y, It finishes the acronym.

[Bob]-Sounds kinda dumb if you ask me... *Sigh* Go on...

[Tetra]-I'm sorry... I eum... I-I was selected a long time ago T-to be part of the p-PUPPY system, because my B-brain worked with their machines... V-very few people G-get to be a PUPPY. You need to have a very special brain. I don't know much about the other puppies, they all seem very angry all the time... Every one seems angry all the time... When I was young, my teachers would tell me That the enemy was Ev-everywhere and that war was the only way to go about L-living... I D-don't really share this mentality... I Think We can all get along if we try... Even the ghosts can be nice if you smile wide enough~

>>398341
[Tetra]-Well you see... The Photon Cannon changes from brain to brain... I don't really know how, but our brain is what filters the photon units, so the cannon shoots different things for everyone... I just want to make everyone happy you see~

>>398357
[Tetra]-Oh this?.. I don't know?

>>398553

[Tetra]-I would love to! I don't want to go against my fellow Gremlins, but M-mister Jebediah really is an amazing Man~

[Bob]-I just don't get what you see in him...


[Tetra]-Well you see... A-at first I just wanted to help... He was hurt and bleeding and in pain! But Th-then he looked at me like no one E-else did in years... He saw right into my eyes and W-whisper-ed G-gentle things... Right away I knew we'd be friends~ B-but then, when he woke up, My M-masters tried to pull me away. They T-told me he wasn't N-nice and tried to make me leave. I cried and cried as ha-ard as I could but N-no one listened, no one but Jebediah... He fought to save me from my masters... I... I want him to be my new master. I really hope he'll take me in.
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No. 398586 ID: bccf7b

>>398579

HRRRRNNNGGG x2 COMBO~!! <3

Official order. She shall become TETRA-FRIEND! We will even make her a new body so she can move around and be free!
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No. 398598 ID: b85f8c

>>398579
I don't think we actually want to fight the gremlins anyway. If they hadn't been aggressive, things would've gone differently.

Hey, you said that the ghosts can be friendly if you smile. Is that really true? What about other creatures down there?

Oh oh oh and what can you tell us about how the elevators work and stuff? What's the best exit strategy for Jeb?
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No. 398606 ID: 12c19f
File 133351361615.png - (9.35KB , 362x180 , tetra exoskeleton schematics 2_0.png )
398606

>>398586
Speaking of that body. Given the limitations of how a PUPPY works. I think the best place to wire the brain would be in the chest surrounded by a shock absorbent ribcage apparatus. It just leaves the question of where the battery goes.
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No. 398608 ID: affb00

Don't worry nobody wants to go against your fellow gremlins! We come in peace! Sort of. Some gremlins may be pirates though, you have to understand. You don't have to go against them though, only help the people who do with your magical girl photon power!
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No. 398610 ID: a2fa74

>>398579
I've got good news, then! Jeb wants you on our team, and we agree. You're in!
Better news? We don't want to fight anybody. We fight when we have to, but we're peaceful people.
Strange news? We don't do the whole 'master' thing here. We have a chain of command, but in practice it's more like a pile of command. Jeb's officially in charge, but Bill and Bob think he's crazy and try to get us to do captainy stuff instead, while we're taking care of the communications, thinking, and micromanagement tasks.

Oh, and Bob's going to have a bunch of questions for you when we head back to Jeb. You don't have to answer any of them, but it would help us a lot.
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No. 398616 ID: bccf7b

>>398606

Just look a little lower to that empty space down there....
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No. 398621 ID: 12c19f

>>398616
...welp.

That'd be awkward. There's nothing actually there. That's the skirt tracing. I think a cavity under the brain case would do though.

Now Tetra's a lover not a fighter. We should see about making some sort of staff or wand as a channeling device.

Also because having a cyborg white mage amuses me.
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No. 398641 ID: ed57e8

so far we have just been defending ourselves from things that shot first. so if gremlins show up and start shooting we will have to fight back but we wont run into the village and try to kill them.
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No. 398657 ID: 16da88

...eeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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No. 398675 ID: bccf7b

>>398621

Cyborg White Mage?

(+1)
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No. 398749 ID: 4d6045
File 133358720682.jpg - (138.34KB , 800x600 , Bob watching into Tetras mind while tetra watches .jpg )
398749

>>398610
[Tetra]--thank you, I'll do the best I can, And thank you for understanding, you're the first peaceful group I've seen in ages. But If Captain Jebediah's not the captain... What does he do?


>>398598
[Tetra]--Well you see... The spooks are just sadness... If you smile and play with them they wont hurt you. As for the elevators they mostly go up and down, some go all the way up to the surface, but gremlins aren't allowed, their guarded by ancient oldones. He should find one and ask to go up.

>>398586
[Tetra]--F-free? I... Why wasn't I free?

[Bob]-She wont really understand... To her she's a dog. nothing more... Hhm... But then again she knows she's a PUPPY. I wonder how that works in there?

[Tetra]--I... I.. I'm not... BARK-BARK-BARK! *Huff~puff* BARK-BARK!

[Bob]-She's very fragile right now... I won't do anything that could break her, I promise... *Sigh* I think she's starting to grow on me...

[Tetra]--I'm sorry... I D-don't Kn-know what came over me... I just... Oh But I'm glad we're friends! Oh Support you are the bestist friends ever! You two Bob!

[Bob]-Me?

>>398606
(Bill and I could make it for her. But we'll need the pieces and a lot of time. I'm just not sure how she'd react to it. Guess she'd need some time to get used to it?)

[Tetra]--Is there anything else Support?
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No. 398751 ID: bccf7b

>>398749

What about a more... "puppy-shaped" body? Like how she looks now.
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No. 398752 ID: ed57e8

the free thing we mean you were bolted to the floor and now you aren't.

as for parts, once the arm is done we can have jeb jump any robots he finds.

for now, putting her on a little rover thing would be good. add a voice box to it.
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No. 398763 ID: 12c19f

>>398749
>I wonder how that works in there?

Probably a series of directives and inhibitors screwing with her thoughts and instincts. If there's a gremlin still in there she's being suppressed by whatever is wired into her brain. She's self-aware enough and detached from the gremlin network. Rehabilitation sounds like a possibility.

>>398751
Would be kinda demeaning... Could use it for prototyping the bipedal body though.
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No. 398768 ID: 4d6045
File 133359497423.jpg - (117.56KB , 800x600 , Tetras starting to loose it.jpg )
398768

>>398752
[Tetra]-B-b-b-bolted? I'm N-not B-b-bolted anywhere?... I'm a D-dog...

[Bob]-Hey watch what you say! She's in a fragile state! Listen Tetra you can be anything you want~

[Tetra]-P-P-parts... R-robot P-parts for me... I... I... R-rusty... I'm R-r-rusty! G-get it... off...
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No. 398769 ID: 4d6045
File 133359498997.jpg - (168.24KB , 800x600 , she lost it.jpg )
398769

[Tetra]-N-n-n-n-no No No NO NO NO NO!!! I Don't want to! I won't! You can't make me! I'm wont go back in there! I won't be a machine for you!!! Not anymore Not anymore Not anymore Not anymore! I'm not a machine! I'm not... I'm... not...
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No. 398770 ID: 4d6045
File 133359499814.jpg - (147.18KB , 800x600 , Arffarff.jpg )
398770

[tetra]-Arf! Arf~arf! Bow wow~ I am a dog.

[Bob]-Oh boy... Euh... W-what did you? Tetra! you in there?

[tetra]-Bow~wow~wow! Wan~wan!
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No. 398772 ID: a2fa74

>>398769
Oh, geeze. I don't think we're seeing her internal representation, I think we're seeing the 'reality' she lives in.

YOU AREN'T A MACHINE! YOU ARE A LIVING BEING! YOU ARE ALSO NOT A DOG!
NOBODY IS GOING TO FORCE YOU INTO ANYTHING!

We're designing prosthetics you can have if you want.
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No. 398776 ID: ed57e8

cybernetics. jeb is getting mechanical arm. you havea living brain. that means you are alive.
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No. 398777 ID: b85f8c

What about a brain transplant? Put her in a gremlin.
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No. 398787 ID: affb00

Put her in a kerman.
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No. 398788 ID: 12c19f

>>398770
Ohhh hoooo fuck... JEB IS GOING TO HAVE OUR GREEN BALLS FOR THIS. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF COMFORTABLE. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF UNHARMED.

BOB CUT THE FEED.

>>398772
>>398776
OH KLORD ALMIGHTY SHUT UP. THE POOR GIRL DOESN'T GET THE DIFFERENCE AND AT THIS POINT I DOUBT SHE UNDERSTANDS A THING.

>>398777
Immune system rejection. The brain jar is likely a sterile environment.
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No. 398789 ID: affb00

>>398788

Rejecting her?? Sounds like we need Jeb to go beat up an immune system or two.
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No. 398811 ID: b7169d

Curse our extremely logical thinking!

Well we are a computer afterall, we usually think things through less in a "proper zone" and more "in the now"
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No. 398815 ID: 12c19f

>>398811
And that's what the abstract thought buffer is for.

But that isn't going to help now we should probably leave Tetra alone for now, maybe seeing Jeb again will snap her out of it.

We should cut back to Jeb and see if he still has 3 limbs left.
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No. 398818 ID: 16da88

it's cool, Jeb can fix her.
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No. 398922 ID: b9d767

>>398770
Shhhhhh, you have nothing to fear, Tetra. Nobody here wants anything bad to happen to you, ever. You don't need to worry about anything Tetra, you are among friends.
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No. 400196 ID: 4d6045
File 133411078847.jpg - (136.56KB , 800x600 , Bobs goonna be good so you can go help jeb wait ho.jpg )
400196

>>398788
[Bob]-I don't think cutting the feed will help, in fact it would be disastrous... She's probably traumatized from years of solitude as a medi-turret. Cutting off her feed to the world now would break her beyond repair.

>>398922
>Bob gently caresses her cold metal head.

[Bob]-Yes we're all here for you, and soon Jedediah will be here as well.

[Terta]-Arf~arf! Yay I have friends, Woof!

>>398777
>>398787
[Bob]-A brain transplant? Easy as pie! Just give me one hundred live test subjects and a good twenty years, I'll have her up and running for sure~

>>398811
>>398815
[Bob]-It's not your fault, you didn't mean to, There's no doubt about it... Indeed, I'll leave her alone, but I'll be right here to keep her company.

>>398818
[Bob]-Yeah, you should go find Jebediah, I'm not sure if he should know everything that happened here, I'll leave the details up to you... I'll have Bill keep an Eye on me, in case I get any bad ideas. Oh and tell him his new arm's ready, we just need to put it on him.

[Terta]-Bow~wow! Good bye Support! Come back soon~
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No. 400200 ID: 4d6045
File 133411112288.jpg - (171.24KB , 800x600 , Jeb and girl in elevator.jpg )
400200

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No. 400204 ID: b85f8c

>>400200
Oh, wow, you found another friend? Even better, looks like you found an elevator. Going up?

Bad news about Tetra. She really really doesn't want to be a robot, so we won't be giving her a body... ever, I think. Unless you can find some synthetic interface for her that isn't technically a robot, maybe? Eh, it's a longshot.
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No. 400211 ID: 12c19f

>>400204
The robot body was just a solution for better mobility... Just some worse proposals were made and worded with the grace of a chainsaw cutting a wedding cake in front of the traumatized brain.

So who's your friend?
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No. 400212 ID: ed57e8

yeah she's a mess, something about being trapped down there for so long. need therapy out the wazoo. and since we got bob to treat her like a person for a bit he can't back out and think of her as a test subject anymore, so she will be safe.
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No. 400217 ID: a2fa74

>>400200
So who's your friend, Jeb?
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No. 400237 ID: bccf7b

>>400200

.... a-are you a father? Should I go get a gift?
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No. 400271 ID: b6edd6

By the way, your new arm is ready.
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No. 400277 ID: 528bf9

whats she doing? By the way you dont look to good
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No. 400278 ID: 4d6045
File 133412070505.jpg - (103.16KB , 800x600 , Jeb explanes this about when we were gone.jpg )
400278

>>400237
(I've had a wife or two, But I've never had any children.)

>>400204
>>400217
(Not sure, She said her name was Span. I spared her life and she's been following me since, she lead me to the elevator. I met a tall dude and found a few crystals, I got six shards in total, the tall dude told mt I was part of some kind of prophecy and that I should follow him deeper into the clockworks. Told him it would have to wait till later.)

>>400277
(I think she's masturbating... She's been at it for a while, I've been pretending not to notice. Yeah I could use a hit of coke. But I don't know, I just don't feel like it... Actually I've got a craving and it feels like nothing else will do. I wanna score a line or two off my girls nose, think Tetra'd mind?)

>>400211
>>400212
>Jeb Grinds his teeth loudly...
(*Grumble* So something's wrong with my precious little tetrahedron and I'm stuck in this slow ass elevator!)
[Jeb]-Damn it can't this thing go any faster!
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No. 400282 ID: fadabb

why would she be masturbating alone with you in an elevator?
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No. 400288 ID: b85f8c

>>400278
What.

That's pretty creepy. Ask her why she's doing that.
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No. 400294 ID: bccf7b

>>400282
>>400288

Well, it's a really slow-assed elevator. Probably the only thing to do other than drop spit-wads on the ghosts and such. (Two points if you hit a slime)
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No. 400297 ID: 528bf9

whats your opinion on polygammmy?
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No. 400299 ID: 12c19f

>>400282
Because she's crazy. And my motherboard always said, don't uplink with crazy.
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No. 400300 ID: b9d767

>>400278
She's probably only doing it because she thinks you're too out of it to notice. Why don't you ask her what's up with those little guys in the armor? Little bastard blew off your arm, so you might as well figure out all you can about them.
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No. 400303 ID: affb00

I don't think Tetra would notice if you scored a line off her nose. Her ocular sensor ports might detect something and apply plus signs in that direction from her emanation cannon, but it doesn't seem like there are any sensors on the surface of the nose itself.

Don't you think you're rushing into this? Perhaps you should get to know her a bit better, weigh your options so to speak. Space is a lot bigger than Kerth and you don't have to devote yourself to someone who doesn't even know you yet. I'm just saying you don't want to get burned.
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No. 400306 ID: a2fa74

>>400300
Agreed. Lets politely ignore her being weird and creepy and try to strike up a conversation.
Asking about the robots who leave explosives around everywhere sounds like a sensible course of action.
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No. 400349 ID: 528bf9

or try to find out who she is, other than span the girl who masturbates publicly in elevators.
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No. 400386 ID: 923fca

>>400278
Jeb.. we have a confession to make. Those rocks aren't cocaine. It was swapped out for the good of the mission. You haven't had a real hit since Kerth.
Those things are mostly crystalized sugar and low grade asprin.
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No. 400474 ID: 4d6045
File 133420598873.jpg - (131.15KB , 800x600 , Spanner presents her self and feels bad for mastur.jpg )
400474

>>400386
[Jeb]-I'm not sure how I feel about that... But I know it ain't good, I... *Sigh* I'll talk about that later okay?

>>400303
[Jeb]-I've been thinking about that yes... I don't think really clearly when I'm around her, my mind get all foggy with thoughts of her... But that's why I love her, I'm going to think about my life, granted, but I want her in it... I just hope she want's me as well...

>>400297
[Jeb]-Tried once... Man my Dorothy was pissed when she found out!

>>400306
>>400300
[Jeb]-Hey Span, What do you kn-

[span]-about the Knights? I can hear those voices coming from your collar you know?

>The woman's voice is coarse and rugged, sounding almost as if her voice had been cracked open...

[Span]-They fell from the sky years ago, and they've been killing us *Cough~cough!* ever since. They eat out souls and have no mercy. Most of em live in a city named heaven, they are very dangerous and love to kill things.

>>400349
[Span]-My name's spanner, I'm a mender for the IronClaw tribe and I Hate Gremlins. that's why I followed you, I hoped you could take me away... I'm not picky, I'll eat anything you give me and I'll work all you want...

>>400288
[Span]-I was hoping the captain would get turned on and join me... Would you have sex with me, alien boy?
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No. 400476 ID: affb00

Unfortunately the Captain is indisposed at the moment, due to getting his primary means for joining in blown off at the shoulder. Tell us about why you hate Gremlins or whatever you are.
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No. 400477 ID: b85f8c

>>400474
Well... that's a reason. Different culture I guess. (I'm not answering that question as Jeb was asked, not us, and she can HEAR us besides)

Why do you hate Gremlins? Aren't you one? Or am I missing something?
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No. 400478 ID: 528bf9

jebs currently involved with a woman, however there are two other strapping alien boys on the sslolfail that would love to blow your lanes *wink wink nudge nudge*
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No. 400479 ID: ed57e8

not sure about dat. jeb?
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No. 400480 ID: 923fca

>>400474
It would be best if the captain rests for now. Between losing an arm and fighting for his survival several times today may be taking its toll.

What he really needs right now may be lunch.
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No. 400481 ID: 528bf9

oh and what happened to your eye?
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No. 400482 ID: a2fa74

>>400474
Cultural differences; that's not an appropriate method for attempting to seduce a prospective mate.

Your voice sounds damaged. Are you well? Do you require medical treatment?
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No. 400492 ID: 4d6045
File 133420996264.jpg - (150.32KB , 800x600 , Jeb and girl in elevator copy.jpg )
400492

>>400476
Thank I almost forgot not to draw his arm~

(I almost feel like slapping her for saying that!.. *Grunt* Bah... Can't blame her for wanting this.)

>>400479
[Jeb]-The answer is no. My love is for Tetrahedron. She's all I need.

[Span]-I'm sorry Captain, I just thought... I'm sorry.

>>400480
[Jeb]-Food does sound nice... I hope there's something to eat at base, Hey Spanner, can you cook?

[span]-Kind of, I've got some basic knowledge.

>>400477
[Span]-What's not to hate? Gremlins are vile disgusting bottom feeders.

[Jeb]-aren't you a gremlin?

[Span]-Don't remind me... Can I talk about it... With you?

[Jeb]-Sure. Vator's fucking slow, may as well. Plus Support loves hears stories.

[Span]-My father, who ever he was, was hatted by the war master Seerus, and to punish him Seerus traded me to a IronClaw tribe. Plus I was branded *Hack Cough~cough Weeze* branded to be a mender at a young age. If you don't know, women are very poorly treated in the IronClaw, especially down in the workshops... Isolated, dark, damp and to far for anyone to hear or care, plus a male base hierarchy with one girl for every thirty men, my life was bad alchemy... Gremlins are a wicked race and deserve extermination at the hands of the Knights.

>>400481
[Span]-I don't want to talk about it...

>>400478
[Span]-Really? Two I *Cough* I'm exited just at the thought... Will you be watching?
Ehh! I'm making myself sound like a slut aren't I? Sorry... I... I'm in heat, and I'm... a *cough* a Xenophile...

>>400482
[Span]-My throat broke from the screaming, so I stated taking meds to take away the pain and help me forget, but they busted up my throat even more, Dock told me my medications became neuro toxins when mixed and my throat's fucked permanently...
If I'm not doing it right, then how should I support?
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No. 400494 ID: bccf7b

>>400474

It's not polygamy if it isn't the same species! What the hell, why not?

P.S.: Able hands are a premium nowadays. She is totally 100% welcome on the team and my M.E.T.A. detector says she could probably help us out with our little PUPPY problem, if you know what I mean.

Cyborg White Mage and a cute fluffy alien girl? Very. Yes.
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No. 400498 ID: 70591e

looks like you don't get to seduce this one, Span. better drop it.
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No. 400504 ID: 528bf9

xeno? Kinda makes sence seeing your up bringing. That and flynns a perv.

I think she means with bill and bob
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No. 400507 ID: 923fca

>>400492
a Xenophile from an apparently Xenophobic race. How does that happen? I mean, we're glad that it's made you open-minded, but what kept you from simply.. well.. flat out hating everything?
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No. 400509 ID: a2fa74

>>400492
Get dressed; it'll be less awkward for everybody.

We have different medical technology from Gremlins, and I wouldn't be surprised if an abusive regime lied to you about treatments.
You're a mender; how much do you know about the P.U.P.P.Y. system?
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No. 400512 ID: ed57e8

>>400507
it happens by hating your own species so you find anything else to be better.
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No. 400532 ID: 12c19f
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>>400492
...

So yeah how about that elevator ride? Know where it's going to exit? I was lead to believe there's a place these all converge at the top but it could be wrong.
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No. 400533 ID: b85f8c

>>400492
Yeah you'll have better luck with Bill and Bob, but my advice would be to get to know them a little before suggesting sex. You being in heat gives you a decent excuse to proposition them though so you don't need to wait TOO long.

Just gotta like, gain some of their trust. You have like, teeth and stuff, I don't think they want to get their throats ripped out in such a vulnerable state as they would be mid-coitus. Unless I guess you were tied up but let's not discuss fetishes. No seriously don't even respond to that.
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No. 400947 ID: 61e7f9

Bill and Bob tying Spanner up is a good idea. They are safe and she gets sex. It's a win-win.
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No. 400968 ID: b7169d

Kinda hard not to enjoy some stories when you can't really enjoy much else. I mean there wasn't much else to do on board that ship.
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No. 400982 ID: 2fe09b

>>400947
I totes agree.
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No. 401285 ID: 61e7f9

>>400947
Don't forget the muzzle. Sharp teeth and all.
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No. 401951 ID: 4d6045

Sorry I should of mentioned this earlier. I haven't been around my computer lately, I'll be gone for a while, not sure when I'll have time to up date. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in two weeks. eitherway, sorry for the slowdown
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No. 402379 ID: 4d6045
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402379

>>400494
[Span]-If you've got a Puppy issues I could surly help, I've been formed and trained to work on the P.U.P.P.Y model. Well the SickPuP *Cack!* Is all I've ever been allowed to handle, So I'm not that versed...

>>400507
>>400512
[Span]-couldn't of said it better.

>>400509
[Span]-I haven't actually owned any clothes for about eight years... All I've got is a cloak that hardly covers my waist, My giant's gloves *Cough~cough* and *Cough* these chaps. Maybe you could lend me some clothes back at your base? I hope...

>>400532
[Span]-I've been told this ride's us up to the surface, but doesn't bring us anywhere in particular.

>>400533
>>400947
>>400982
>>401285
[Span]-your words are so... Magnetizing... Could you be the devil?

>White light fill's the eyes of our two friends as the reach the surface. Fresh air fills their lungs...

[Span]-oh my... *Cough-Cough-cough~Weese!*

>Spanner keels over and struggles to breathe...
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No. 402381 ID: a2fa74

>>402379
Quick! Take her to the ship!
Provide rescue breaths if needed.
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No. 402385 ID: ed57e8

tetra could fire the heal beam at her
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No. 402386 ID: b85f8c

>>402379
Get her to some cleaner air. It's the same atmosphere everywhere so she must be having an allergic reaction to some flora around here.

Maybe get something to cover her mouth and filter out particles. Some sort of dust mask?
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No. 402392 ID: 4d6045
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>>402381
>>402385
>>402386
[Span]-This *Cough* This air... Is so... *Cough~Cough* So delicious... So clean... *Wees*

[Jeb]-Come on Spanner, let's get you inside.

>Spanner taps Jeb on the shoulder...

[Span]-Med... My meds... In my tool box...

>Jedidiah finds her tools box inside his bag. She struggles with an inhaler but manages to breathe it in...

[Span]-*Gasp... Wees~wees* Thank... Thank you *Cough~cough* P-please Captain... Could you... G-give me some space... I'll *Cough* I'll be right along... And could you... Leave S-support here... With me? *Cough~cough!*

[Jeb]-sure a thing...

[Span]-Sorry Support... I didn't mean to... Make you panic... guess someone should of drawn this panel sooner? Teeheehee~Ack!*Cough-cough*

>Spanner fumbles her pills open and swallows four or five...

[Span]-Aah... I hate these... Makes my skin crawl...

>Span strips naked and sits by a tree...

[span]-I've been meaning to ask you something Support... Just you... I... I trust you...

>Spanner rolls up a purple herb...

[span]-Would it... Rather, am I wrong... Nono... Is it wrong of me to *Cough~cough* Sorry, I'm having a hard time getting it out... Is it wrong of me to want to... To give myself away... As a conditional sex slave to the other men on that ship? I know I'm in heat and it's giving me these thoughts... But... I kinda want to... all that talk about ropes... Aaaahhrrgg! I'm B-b-babbling like an idiot!

>Spanner lights up a pink flamed joint and puts it next to the green one...

[Span]-What I'm trying to say is... I want to... But should I? I just... Don't know...
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No. 402394 ID: b85f8c

>>402392
If you are in heat, wanting to fuck someone is not wrong; that's part of your weird alien biology and you can't be blamed for it. The sex slave part is going a bit far though. It sounds like you are having doubts about going that far, and personally I agree. These are guys you just met, you should probably get to know them a little before you go that far, just so you can respect yourself for it after your hormones calm down.

Why'd you take all your clothes off anyway?
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No. 402395 ID: b6edd6

Well, as you have pointed out, you are in an unusual mental state at the moment. It would probably be best to avoid things with long-term effects until your thoughts are more clear.
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No. 402397 ID: 25bec8

>>402392
Wait until your heat passes and then see if you still want to.

Humans tend to be kind of odd on agreements like that; if you decide you don't like the arrangement when you're not in heat anymore, you'll have a hard time getting out of it.
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No. 402398 ID: 7c31d2

Since the others are being smart about this, I'm gonna say do it.
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No. 402403 ID: f70e5e

i think asking be a sex slave is a bad idea. however explaining that you are in heat and for health reasons need to have sex in the near future would be fine. just because you sleep with someone doesn't mean it has to mean anything.
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No. 402406 ID: 528bf9

yeah sex slave is a bit touchy. Now asking for them to tie you up and fuck you as much as they want when ever they want. Oddly enough, though similar, it's a better option. Just make sure they know when to stop.
And you're not a slut. Don't ever say so
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No. 402411 ID: 369d34

Generally, any option where you become a slave, in the real literal sense, even willingly, is the wrong option. Anyway, what you're thinking of really isn't a genuine sex slave, since you freely want to have sex. Just go easy with them, and don't force it.

>>402397
Did we even get the conditions for Span's heat to pass? Is it a cyclical thing? Something where she has sex a few times and it goes away? ...Would she have to get pregnant to clear it? That is pretty commonly the only way to clear an animal's heat in a lot of species. I wonder if there are hormone pills or injections out there that could knock it down.
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No. 402414 ID: a2fa74

>>402392
No.
Right now you're not in a fit state to make those kinds of judgement calls.
For now, do the minimum to make it through your cycle. Once you're able to think clearly we can talk about this again, if you want.

Aside from that? Actual slavery is completely abhorrent to our culture, but we have standards and practices allowing for similar relationships. The general guideline for these is known as "Safe, Sane, Consensual".
You don't need to be a slave to indulge your fantasies.

For now? Just tell them about your condition and what you need to make it through this. We'll help you as we can.
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No. 402424 ID: 6e44d2

Do it. It's a conditional arrangement, you can opt out whenever you choose. Plus, it's incredibly hot. I'm all over this idea.
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No. 402429 ID: 61e7f9

I'd hold off the final decision till you are more level headed. It's fine as a temporary thing. But ... don't you want to be an /equal/ ? You can choose that too if you want to.

Regardless of what you decided to do you will be treated much better here than you were in that hellhole you left.
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No. 402443 ID: 4d6045
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402443

>>402429
>>402414
>>402397
>>402395
[Span]-You're right... I should wait on it... I'm probably just delusional...

>Spanner let's out a puff of pink and green smoke

>>402394
[span]-These dïazitan tablets I take... They take away the pain in my throat, but it makes my skin sensitive... clothes are heavy and make me feel weird, I prefer to be naked when I'm on them... Teehee~ why wanna watch? ... I'm sorry it just came out... I'm such a pervert

>>402406
[span]-I guess that makes sense... And thanks...

>>402403
>>402429
>>402411
[Span]-my heat comes around every month... It lasts for a week or so. I'm *Cough~cough* I'm pretty sure I can't get pregnant from someone like Jeb... But it does stop if I do.

>Spanner twists off her screw, letting out a purple mist...

[span]-certain meds help it pass and others make you less perverted... But it's cheaper to just have sex. *Cough* I can't afford those luxuries. And if I'm gonna be heading with you guys, I don't think I'll have a choice.

>Span drinks a clear yellow liquid

[Span]-Thanks support. I feel safe around you guys... Hehee It's a shame you guys can't help me out physically. *Sigh* I can't believe I just said that to a talking cube... Oh well I'm feeling better now. I think I can see your ship from here, is it that white round thing?
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No. 402445 ID: 528bf9

we're a talking cube?
Put us in your pussy!
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No. 402450 ID: b7169d

We're a talking cube that's smarter than part of the group we're with, at least.
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No. 402451 ID: b85f8c

>>402443
Yep, that's the one. Sticks out like a sore thumb, doesn't it? Let's get moving. How long does the drug last? The others might pay more attention to your nudity than we do, so at least covering yourself would give a better first impression. And don't feel too bad about your slip-ups. You have an excuse.
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No. 402452 ID: 7c31d2

I'm sure we can be modified to help you with your physical needs...
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No. 402453 ID: 61e7f9

I don't think they guys would appreciate getting a sticky cube back.

Head back. Ask to take a look at "Tetra". That's the love puppy. While there ask if there is anything they could do about your throat and eye. Don't worry about being nude. If either of them come on to you tell them you are on the clock and will be available later.
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No. 402454 ID: a2fa74

>>402443
Delusional? Hardly. Everybody has their own deviations, and those come to the forefront when excited.
If that's the sort of thing you want, then make plans for your next heat once you no longer have a torrent of raging hormones mucking with your head.
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No. 402461 ID: b9e291

Now don't be so down on yourself. There's nothing wrong with wanting to eradicate your own entire species. That doesn't mean you want to eradicate yourself, only that you are honest about your personal faults and would like future created beings to not have the same handicaps! The first step towards solving a problem is recognizing that it is there, and that puts you one step ahead of all the other gremlins who are just fine with living miserable lives. ^.^
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No. 402498 ID: 97c2e6

>>402443
You could, if it gets too much to bear, have them pay you in sex. I mean, you'd probably enjoy getting paid for your services, and I'm not sure they have much, if any, of the currency that's in use on this planet.
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No. 402503 ID: 4d6045

*Sigh* just looked over yesterdays work... dear god those proportions... man I must of been some tired?
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No. 402506 ID: 4d6045
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402506

>>402451
[Span]-The dïazitan doesn't last very long. I mostly use it to ease the use of other painkillers... I'm starting to get the feeling back in my fingers, I'll put my gloves back on. I'll wait until I'm ready to put my cloak on before going inside.

>>402452
>>402445
>>402454
[Span]-You guys are real sweet. I hope we get to know each other better soon~

>Spanner gently kisses Support.

>>402498
[Span]~Teehee, does sound nice.
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No. 402507 ID: 4d6045
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402507

[Flynn]-Now that's the proportions I wanted her to have... Short, round, BigHands! man I must of been drunk last night...

>>402461
[Span]-I've been meaning to talk to you about that... when we took the elevator, an ancient told the captain he was part of some prophecy... Well I, of all peoples know about it, and I want you to side with me on some thing. He's gonna try to convince Jeb to kill the architect, become the new emperor and lead the gremlins into a new era... What I want is for him to use the thrown to exterminate the gremlins. I know what influence you have on him. if you could help me with this grudge... I... I don't know how I could repay you.

>>402453
[Span]-You have a LovePuppy?! Wow those things are rare... I know all their CrlNumbers, but I've never seen one up close. What's its problem?

>Span and Jeb walk back to the ship. Within a few dozen minutes they arrive...
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No. 402515 ID: 3ce5b2

Their race has a monthly ovulation cycle that also includes going into heat? As far as I know, all earthly species that go into heat have yearly ovulation cycles, and all species with monthly cycles don't do the heat thing. Humans evolved a monthly cycle because being sex-crazy for a week out of the year was too disruptive and dangerous to a species that has to survive by its wits; I can only imagine how difficult it must be to go through that monthly.

Did you forget your coat? go back and get your coat, silly.
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No. 402516 ID: ed57e8

well see, the problem with killing them all is that kills the few good ones being oppressed too.
>>402515
organics at war with robots that can teleport when beaten. they need the numbers.
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No. 402531 ID: 528bf9

how is jebediah suppost to exterminate All the gremlins?
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No. 402538 ID: b9e291

>>402531

Sexually.
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No. 402540 ID: b7169d

Hmm, he could actually lead them into battles they cannot win with the Haven knights.
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No. 402543 ID: 61e7f9

Let's get Spanner to take a look at Tetra.
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No. 402551 ID: 923fca

>>402507
Given who we're talking about, Jeb could very well lead the gremlin people to extinction simply by acting on his impulses, should they be followed blindly.
With help, though, and a better understanding of the problems in Gremlin society, there may be a way to lead them towards a more peaceful future.
This does not exclude the possibility of kicking a mountain of gremlin ass.
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No. 402552 ID: 1a26dd

>>402551
>>402538


so we get jeb to sexualy *heal* the gremlins, while exterminating their ass?
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No. 402556 ID: 8aa1e4
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402556

>>402531
>>402551
[span]-Well actually my plan was to get Jedediah to accept what ever the ancients wanted to give him, so he can kill the architect with it and take the thrown. The emperor has a number of nuclear MegaBombs stashed away with at least one in every tribe. It's with those that he keeps his reign of terror. And it's with those that we'll blow up Cradle and the filthy Gremlin along with it. Meanwhile we'll make our getaway aboard your spaceship and have saucy space adventures~

>animooted
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No. 402558 ID: 528bf9

hate to break it to you Spanner, but our ship doesnt fly
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No. 402559 ID: ed57e8

the spaceship is broke, and the launch boosters were detached way back on the home planet.
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No. 402560 ID: 8aa1e4
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402560

>>402515
>Spanner run's back to grab her clothes...

[Span]-It's very difficult, especially if you're like me *Cough-cough* and loath the others of your own kind. Luckily I've found some friends who can help take the loads off~

>>402516
[Span]-I have yet to meet a "good" gremlin.

>>402538
[span]-What?

>>402552
[span]-What?!

>>402558
>>402559
[Span]-Hmmn... That does put a stick in our wheel... *Cough* we might have to resort to your plan after all... *Sigh* And here I was hopping we could Blow up the entire world~

>>402543
[Span]-Let's get going then... You never did tell me what her problem was?
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No. 402561 ID: ed57e8

the problem is she is a little... insane. apparently being a puppy warps your mind.
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No. 402564 ID: 7ea3a9

Generic puppy sever brain damage. The usual.
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No. 402568 ID: b85f8c

>>402560
She hates being a robot, and if she thinks about it too much she retreats into her mind, turning into more of a dog than a person.
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No. 402572 ID: 369d34

>>402560
Oooo! I like riding here, Spanner! Hey, maybe you can make a necklace to hold us when you carry us in your cleavage. That way we won't get lost if the situation gets energetic and we pop out.

Anyway. About Tetra. Well, some inconsiderate tactless personality threads in here started going on about building Tetra a new robotic body, right in ear-shot of the poor girl. She understandably freaked out, yelling stuff like "she won't be a machine for you," then slipped more into her dog-like persona. I don't know if this is a side-effect of the PUPPY system, or by design, but we want to save her from losing her mind. Talk to Bob when you arrive; He's been looking after Tetra and can fill you in on what he knows.
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No. 402574 ID: 8aa1e4
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402574

>>402561
>>402564
>>402568
[Span]-Insane, brain damage, retreating into her mind? H-how are you aware of all ThisAck*Cough~cough*!

[Jeb]-Bob and Support talked to her and found out.

[Span]-T-talked? Puppies don't talk, they just... Unless you... You did didn't you? Man that's like the fist tenet, you don't give them speech... Bah oh well... What do I care about those stupid laws *Cough~cough Wees* N-never understood why we weren't allowed to talk to em anyways...

>>402572
[Span]~Teehee Then you can stay there all you want. Mister Jebediah, can I keep it?

[Jeb]-Yeah sure, I'll get a new one for my collar.

[Span]-Well I see your issues with Tetra. I've gotta say though, if it were a mechanical problem I'd be all over it, but I'm no psychiatric and I've never even talked to one before.

>The two of you finally make it to the shuttle, and are greeted by Bob.

[Bob]-Captain good to see you're all right!

[Jeb]-I am in no mood Bob.

[Span]-*Cough*

[Bob]-Euh... Right, sorry...

[Jeb]-Where's Tetra?

[Bob]-In the brig. I set up lab in there.

[Jeb]-Thank you, I want to be alone with her. Have dinner ready ASAP, use Spanner in the kitchen.

>Jebediah marches off to meet up with Tetra...

[Bob]-good to see you support, you seem nice and happy. And who is this young lady carrying you around?
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No. 402576 ID: b9d767

>>402574
This nice lady is Spanner, or Span for short. Span, meet Bob. Span here found a chance to get away from here, and took it. And good news, she like machines, same as you. I know you've been out of sorts lately, so perhaps she could help you work on those "rear exauhst ports".
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No. 402577 ID: ed57e8

long story short, most gremlins are huge assholes and she is fed up with it.
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No. 402578 ID: b85f8c

>>402574
I am indifferent to the current situation.

Yeah, this is Span, a Gremlin outcast/refugee. She's in a vulnerable state right now so try to disregard any slip-ups she might have with sexual innuendo. It'll wear off within the week.
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No. 402579 ID: 8aa1e4
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402579

>>402576
>>402577
[Bob]-rear exhaust ports? could of sworn they were one of the rare things that didn't blow up?

[Span]-I... I think he means *Ack cough~cough Gasp cough*

[bob]-Hey you okay?

[Span]-Yes... I'm *cough* I'm fine... I just... Bad throat...

>Spanner breaths deep on her inhaler.

[Bob]-Well either way, It's good to see another friendly face. Good to know you aren't all bad.

[Span]-I guess...

[Bob]-Well make yourself useful and you'll be fine by me.

[Span]-I'll try...

[Bob]-How'd yah loose yer eye?

>>402578
[Bob]-Oh euh... Good to know I guess. Sorry... Why are all the girls in a fragile state of mind? Jeb said something about you cooking? Can you cook?

[Span]-I can do anything you want~

[Bob]-Okay... But can you cook?

[span]-Nnn-yes... Kinda... It's edible.

[Bob]-Well you're already two steps ahead of me. Bill caught something, we'll put our heads together and see what we can do.

◄Spanner - Jebediah►
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No. 402580 ID: fa9f7e

We meant sex. Probably anal sex. Anyways, let's see what we've got.
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No. 402581 ID: 4407a2

The exhaust ports are fine, but the front loading dock needs work.

By which I mean have sex with her.
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No. 402586 ID: 528bf9

span's in heat and needs some alien loving. Go get Bill and show her a good time. Besides Jeb wants to be alone.
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No. 402597 ID: 923fca

>>402579
Let's follow Jeb. He's got his serious face on for a change.
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No. 402600 ID: a2fa74

>>402579
Span has a bunch of medical issues, and joining us means she can't get the drugs she's been using to manage her problems.
Think you can help her?

[Follow Jeb]
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No. 402635 ID: 61e7f9

I think we should stick with Spanner and help her get some medical attention to her throat.
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No. 402654 ID: 6e44d2

>>402635
lololol

Yeah Bob, you should give her throat some special attention.
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No. 402656 ID: b85f8c

You should ignore those of us who say to screw the gremlin. Like I said, she is in a vulnerable state of mind. Taking advantage of her like this would be wrong. Unless, I guess you two come to really like eachother or something. There's room for real romance and stuff.

>go with Jeb
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No. 402667 ID: 3ce5b2

>>402656
Okay, what? I don't care if she gets her bone on with these dudes or not, but I see something very wrong with that POV. What she's experiencing right now is a natural urge brought about by natural processes in her natural brain chemistry. This is something she's been going through for a quarter of her adult life. If it were somehow one of these guys' fault that she was craving some sex, or even some third party's fault, then yeah, morally reprehensible 100%. But it's not, it's her brain and her body and if she's lived life going through these phases for an entire week out of every single month since she's been sexually capable, she knows what she's getting in to. If we're invalidating sexual desire brought about by natural causes, then what do we have left? "Oh no, I find that guy attractive! When I look at him, I get turned on. I better not sleep with him, I'm more likely to want to have sex with someone when I'm sexually aroused than when I'm not! I'm clearly not in a right state of mind!"

Furthermore, sex with love is in no way more moral or valid than sex without love, provided that all consenting participants agree on what is happening. If you want to make an argument for "more satisfying" or something, then sure, but that's not what I'm reading into your post.

She's looking to satisfy a biological need, they have the equipment and presumably the desire to fool that need into thinking it's been met. No one gets hurt, everyone is happier than they were to begin with, no action taken is immoral. Gold stars for everyone.
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No. 402668 ID: b7169d

I wonder how bill's doing, we havn't seen him in sometime.
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No. 402669 ID: b85f8c

>>402667
Have you been paying attention to anything she said recently? It's more than just being a little horny.

Besides, they JUST MET. What the hell do you think screwing a stranger because they're in heat is, if not taking advantage of them? If someone drinks themselves into a stupor and flirts with a guy, do you think it's okay for that guy to get her in bed while she's drunk? It's not!
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No. 402683 ID: 6e44d2

>>402669
If a girl drinks herself into a stupor in a situation wherein she knows she may end up getting into a sexual situation with some guy, that implies a fair degree of responsibility on her part. I'm not saying I'd sleep with such a girl, but that's just because I prefer having a connection with a conscious individual. Some human women get extra horny when they're approaching their period; doesn't mean I'm taking advantage of one if I choose to sleep with her.
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No. 402684 ID: b7169d

>>402669
That's what a heat is, a very strong feeling to procreate and have sex.
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No. 402697 ID: b85f8c

>>402683
>knows she may end up getting into a sexual situation with some guy
What circumstances would that be exactly? One time I can think of where a girl would have advance knowledge like that is if they were on a date with someone. If they are just like, at a normal party, there is no expectation of sex. Sure I guess if it was a SEX PARTY then being drunk isn't a big deal.

Anyway she is in no control over this. This is like, if she got drugged somehow, and wandered into a bar then started flirting with people. It would not be right for a man in that bar to seduce her knowing she's obviously not thinking clearly.

Basically what I'm saying is... Bob, Span, don't do anything you'll regret later, and don't take our perviness too seriously. Why do we even have those thoughts? We're an AI.
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No. 402700 ID: b7169d

>>402697
Applying human morality traits to another species doesn't work out so well when they are more feral, and bestial, she even said herself she helps calm it with sex with others..
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No. 402701 ID: fa9f7e

>>402700
True, but she's trying to have sex with humans, and human morality applies to them. I suppose it all depends on whether or not they would feel bad about it.
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No. 402722 ID: b7169d

>>402701
Well Jeb wouldn't have sex with her due to being in love with his love puppy.

Bob is..I guess he might, he's more clinical in his thoughts when it comes to things, but a bit more scientific (if crueler) in his methods

Bill...No clue.
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No. 402758 ID: 3ce5b2

>>402700
Exactly this. The difference between this and the drinking example is that getting drunk is subverting your mind's natural decision-making processes. This is her mind's natural decision-making process, the fact that it's only like this 1/4 of the time is irrelevant.

>Besides, they JUST MET. What the hell do you think screwing a stranger because they're in heat is, if not taking advantage of them?
Uh, two consenting adults having no-strings-attached sex? I still see you coming at this from the angle of "sex is immoral if not accompanied by love" which is simply false. It's not even human morality that's being applied, it's the morality of a specific subset of a specific culture of humans.
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No. 402801 ID: 6e44d2

>>402697
Man, you sure are upset. You know, in my experience, there are no drugs that turn people on. There are drugs that make people more sensitive and there are drugs that make people unable to defend themselves effectively, and using either of those to manipulate a woman into sex is atrocious. However, this woman is horny. She could say no if she wanted to; however, she's actively going along with her urges. That's fine. Let her enjoy herself. Jesus, man.
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No. 402814 ID: b9e291

blahblahblah

I was going to suggest using a MegaBomb as a booster rocket, but looks like Support has already been plenty supportive enough.
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No. 403258 ID: 1fb029

follow span
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No. 403294 ID: b85f8c

>>402758
>consenting
That is the problem here. She did not go into heat with the intent of finding aliens and fucking them.

I never even said anything about love, dammit. I said, and I quote:
"Unless, I guess you two come to really like eachother or something. There's room for real romance and stuff."
Real emotion between the two would make her altered state of mind less of an issue. It doesn't even have to be LOVE. I was intentionally vague there, which apparently you didn't pick up on because I dunno, maybe you're so into casual sex that you're looking for an excuse to shoot down anyone that thinks it's wrong.

I've actually been avoiding using the word "rape" here but you would in fact be able to accuse someone of it if they didn't approach this situation carefully. Hey, guess what? I'm saying approach the situation carefully! Don't immediately stick your dick in the horny gremlin upon meeting her! That is fucking crazy!
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No. 403302 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133511861301.jpg - (148.02KB , 800x600 , Bob and Span getting kinda whats the emotion again.jpg )
403302

>>402656
>>402667
>>402669
>>402683
>>402697
>>402700
>>402701
>>402722
>>402758
>>402801
[span]-...

[Bob]-...

[Span]-Eum...

[Bob]-Yeah... Euh... So you're in heat?

[Span]-Kinda... I was hopping you'd help me unload...

[Bob]-okay I guess... Eum... Maybe later?

[Span]-Yeah...

[Bob]-...

[Span]-*Cough*

>>402814
[Bob]-MegaBombs eh? Sounds dangerous...

>>402600
[Bob]-Maybe? I'd need resources to make the Chems and time to study them.

>>402668
[Bob]-Right! Bill... He should be arriving soon, he contacted me earlier about a wolf he caught. he also mentioned a hat.

[Span]-we should cook right?

[Bob]-Yup, I've prepared a little place right around here...
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No. 403312 ID: 61e7f9

Right....... what have we got to work with?
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No. 403315 ID: bda707

Wait - was the wolf wearing the hat, or did he make a hat out of the wolf? Because #1 would be awesome and #2 would make Bill awesome.

Let's follow Jeb.
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No. 403364 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133512696606.jpg - (156.19KB , 800x600 , Spanner gets an apron.jpg )
403364

>Bob leads Spanner into the kitchen.

[Bob]-The ship was designed for some kind of space odyssey... *Sigh* God damn it Jeb. And well the kitchen is fully functional and hardly anything was damaged during the crash...

>>403312
[Bob]-when Bill get's back we can butcher the wolf, aside from that we have dried and canned rations. Tofu and space icecream mostly...

[Span]-What's tofu?

[Bob]- ... I don't know ... Oh here, put this on, it'll keep your fur safe while you cook.

>Bob tosses Spanner an apron

[Span]-okay... Like this?

[Bob]-*Sigh* at this rate we won't even get to cook...
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No. 403366 ID: fa9f7e

Sex is great and all, but you fleshlings really should eat something first. I hear some foods can be erotic/aphrodisiacs. Probably not tofu or space ice cream, though. Or wolf meat. Oh well, you can always try.
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No. 403367 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133512716183.jpg - (148.44KB , 800x600 , Bills back.jpg )
403367

[Bill]-Hey Guys, back with a big haul, and here I was hopping for a bunny~

>>403315
[Bil]-First one, The wolf was wearing the hat when I found it in my trap. Oddest thing he quit barking like a maniac when I got it off him...
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No. 403368 ID: fa9f7e

Hat clearly causes insanity

Give hat to Jeb
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No. 403370 ID: b9d767

>>403368
I doubt it will have any effect
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No. 403372 ID: fa9f7e

>>403370
I'm hoping it acts as some kind of infinite coke hat
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No. 403381 ID: ed57e8

hmm. need to test it on something. if it causes insanity then putting it on something already insane should fix it.
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No. 403382 ID: 369d34

>>403367
Hey Bill, what's that written on the hat band?

Wait a second... Bill, where'd you get that waistcoat and tie?
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No. 403386 ID: b85f8c

Did you try it on yet?
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No. 403391 ID: fa9f7e

>>403382
"Fuck shit"
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No. 403421 ID: 369d34

>>403391
You'd expect there to be an "up" at the end of that. Could Bill confirm, please?
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No. 403552 ID: 528bf9

bring wolf to kitchen, give hat to spanner.
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No. 403559 ID: f13414

Yep, that's totally a Jeb hat, right there.

And damn! Bill is a dapper gentleman. When did that happen? Let's get this wolf a-cookin'.
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No. 403579 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133518072446.jpg - (133.17KB , 800x600 , Bill explanes the suit.jpg )
403579

>>403386
[Bill]-Nah... Hats aren't really my thing.

>>403382
>>403559
[Bill]-Yeah Seems like the kinda hat he'd wear, I know you guys like hats so I brought it back with me. Craziest thing, the band changes from time to time, mostly vulgar slang though...
Actually the suit's a funny story... I walking around the forest looking for stuff. When I meet a tall man with a pink mask. He said it was a special event of something and offered me this getup in exchange for some imburite. I had seen a bunch on my way there, so I doubled back and gathered as much as I could. Got enough for this special classy suit and a shield...

>>403552
[Bill]-Righto... Who's Spanner?
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No. 403581 ID: b7169d

Our new gremlin guest, she should be in the kitchen.
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No. 403605 ID: ed57e8

construction gremlin. yeah the tall guys seem neutral in the conflict.
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No. 403606 ID: a2fa74

>>403579
One of our two new crewmates.
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No. 403609 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133518434896.jpg - (181.21KB , 800x600 , its a cub.jpg )
403609

>>403581
[Bill]-We have guests? Cool. What's a gremlin?

>Bill arrives in the kitchen.

[Bill]-Hey Bob. And you must be Spanner?

[Bob]-Wow cool garb you got there.

[Bill]-Thanks, the ties prismatic... What ever that means.

>>403368
>>403372
>>403381
[Bill]-Did you guys see Jebediah?

[Span]-He's in the Study *Cough~cough* He doesn't want to be bothered though.

[Bill]-Good to know, here.

>Bill puts the hat on spanner

[Bob]-So What did you find out there?

[bill]-Some loose bits and pieces, about twenty, bunch more imburite. not enough for the even grenades though, five short. I founds some herbs and mushrooms I think might be edible. I found some berries and mushrooms I think may be poisonous, the hat, a thermos full of cold liquid and a wolf.

[Bob]-Good finds! Let's see...

[span]-FUCK MY ASS!

>Span covers her mouth with both hands

[Bob]-...

[Bill]-euh... Okay?

[span]-sorry... Probably just a heat wave...

[Bob]-She's in heat don't mind it.

[Span]-*Cough*

[Bob]-Ehm... Bill? This isn't a wolf you know?

[Bill]-What? Then what is it?

[Bob]-It's a fox, and a cub at that.

[Bill]-What's the difference?

[Bob]-Don't you know the difference between a fox and a wolf? *Sigh* Oh well doesn't really change anything. Let's get cooking...

[Span]-Okay but I'm not TITS! ... *Cough* I... I'm not killing it.

[Bob]-What? why not?

[Span]-It's a puppy.

[Bob]-Fine Bill you do it.

[Bill]-Hey I'm not killing it.

[Fox]-*Wimper*

[Bob]-*Sigh* Support tell em to do it...
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No. 403617 ID: a2fa74

>>403609
Jeb is the only one here with both the guts and the limbs to kill something, and you are not to interrupt him for this.
We have plenty of supplies right now anyway. Keep it as emergency rations or a pet or something. Could be useful for treating Tetra.

Oh, and Span? That hat's causing the outbursts.
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No. 403621 ID: ed57e8

yeah it must make you yell whatever it changes to.
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No. 403623 ID: b7169d

Throw us at it, we'll try and kill it ourselves!

Either way, we don't really need a pet so much though to consume extra supplies..
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No. 403626 ID: 3f8d66

TOURETS HAT MUST BECOME REAL. I WANT AN ANTI-WORDFILTER HAT SO MUCH.

SO MUCH.
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No. 403628 ID: 3f8d66

also, how was that little wolver wearing a hat that big...
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No. 403646 ID: 923fca

>>403609
If 2/3 of you can't stomach killing it, then for morale reasons I suggest you don't. Maybe Span knows what those herbs, berries, and mushrooms are though?
As for the fox itself, I suggest simply letting it go. Wild animals make for poor pets.
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No. 403650 ID: 9cd02a

Yeah let the fox go, carnivore meat taste awful.
Why don't you prepare fried tofu? Its easy and if you marinade it first it is quite tasty.
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No. 403654 ID: aac65e

>>403609
Hey, it's our next party member!
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No. 403656 ID: 528bf9

>>403654 rub the wolfer agaist Spanner. They're both canines so he'll likely get aroused by her pheramones.
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No. 403657 ID: fa9f7e

>>403621
In that case, looks like she'll yell something to do with "boob", then. Or just "-oob".
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No. 403664 ID: 61e7f9

But the hat on Bob. See if he starts yelling random stuff.

If the three of you can't kill a fox, throw it out of the ship.
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No. 403733 ID: 369d34

Eh, throw the furball back outside. There isn't enough meat on a fox kit's bones to justify butchering it, and you don't have the right supplies to keep it as a pet; A fox would need real meat, not tofu, I think.

I second putting the hat on Bob's head. We must see if it works on everyone.
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No. 403765 ID: b85f8c

>>403656
It's a PUPPY you sick fuck.

>>403609
I think that hat is a hat of Tourette's syndrome. It makes you yell out dirty words and causes general agitation apparently, judging by the effect on the fox.

Bob, if you want to eat the puppy, kill it yourself. It's probably possible to keep it as a pet though. Puppies can be tamed.
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No. 403771 ID: f87d39
File 133520168466.jpg - (4.16KB , 174x185 , 174px-Lord_Tourettes_71.jpg )
403771

>>403626

you found my hat?
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No. 403798 ID: 9facde

>>403771
what the actual fuck.
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No. 403845 ID: b6edd6

As well as the tourettes, the hat also seems to be changing the eye color of the wearer.
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No. 403847 ID: 7c31d2

Aww, its adorable! Make it a little support cube, we're keeping it as a pet.
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No. 403870 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133521736097.jpg - (118.80KB , 800x600 , Bob doesnt like the hat.jpg )
403870

>>403628
[Bill]-It was pretty much covering his entire head. Now that I dinky of it, it's no surprise he fell in my dinky trap.

[Span]-BOOBS!

>>403664
>>403733
[Bob]-Look I don't like hats.

[Span]-Looks good on you.

[Bob]-It doesn't look good on me. It doesn't look good at all.
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No. 403871 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133521747267.jpg - (107.01KB , 800x600 , fishdick.jpg )
403871

[Bob]-I just don't look good, never really did and hat isn't going FISHDICKS!
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No. 403876 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133521847643.jpg - (133.41KB , 800x600 , Spanner kinda likes the dog it needs a name.jpg )
403876

>>403765
[Bob]-I don't want to FUCKING kill it, okay. Bill you do it, it's your catch.

[Bill]-I'm vegetarian. You guys can eat it if you want, but I'm not getting involved.

[Bob]-Spanner butcher the dog.

[Span]-I don't like killing things that aren't Gremlins. Especialy *Kack Cough~cough* ... Child versions of said things.

[Bill]-Why don't you kill it, you don't mind ripping peoples brains apart?

[Bob]-Sh-shut up!

>Bob chucks the puppy at Spanner and leaves...

[Bob]-Fuck

>>403847
[Bill]-Don't count on it, we only have four and they're very difficult to come by.

>>403765
[Span]-Would it be that sick? He's kinda cute... Can we keep it?
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No. 403893 ID: b9e291

Puppy: bite Spanner in the nose
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No. 403897 ID: b85f8c

>>403876
Arousing the puppy on purpose would be pretty sick, yes. It's a wild animal AND a little kid, why would you even consider that.

You know what, I'm out.
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No. 403898 ID: b85f8c

[PROGRAM DELETED]
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No. 403903 ID: f87d39

>>403898
[BOOTING BACKUP FILE]
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No. 403904 ID: ed57e8

>>403897
think she may of missheard.
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No. 403906 ID: 528bf9

im gonna agree with the general public on this one. Be normal thats the normalthing to do.
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No. 403907 ID: 12c19f

Based on scarce environmental data; I can certainly come to conclusion this is a wolver. They usually work on a pack mentality and come in a multitude of breeds based on their environment.

This one here is a run of the mill wolver cub. I am pondering as to why its pack mates didn't come to its rescue.
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No. 403969 ID: ed57e8

>>403907
maybe they were all murdered and it was the only one left?
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No. 403984 ID: 12c19f

Well we're definitely not eating it... But we can't really keep it either based on the prior conundrum, lack of food.

Where do gremlins normally get their food? And what about the knights? They may be bio-mechanical but emphasis on -bio-.
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No. 403996 ID: b7169d

The haven knights use energy gathered from the mists to feed. Their armor can store up to so much of it that allows them to use it as a portable power source for the facility, and as food.

..Based on on our observations
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No. 404195 ID: 369d34

>>403876
Eh, keep him, he'll be good for morale. You guys can find food for him later, in the likely case he doesn't take to eating tofu and mushrooms. What should we name the little mutt?
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No. 404409 ID: 12c19f
File 133532916333.jpg - (13.94KB , 352x223 , king_yemma.jpg )
404409

>>404195
Mahogany. He looks like a Mahogany to me.
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No. 404687 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133540874703.jpg - (147.22KB , 800x600 , Mahogany jumps into Spanners breasts.jpg )
404687

>>403897
>>403906
[Span]-You're right, what am I thinking. my heats really getting to me... Seven months really is a long time... I should take a load off soon.

>>403907
[Bill]-Maybe because I caught it in a trap and brought it back here without much of a trace?

>>403984
[Span]-We have angry pods in our towns. We tend to hunt and forage as well... Here's some advice for food, there are no edible mushrooms on this planet, and most berries are fine to eat, except pink spotted thrumpets.

>>404195
[Span]-Gremlins sometimes keep wolvers as pets and warhounds. They're easily tamed at a young age.

>>404409
[Span]-Mahogany? Yeah I like it~ What do you day Maho?

[Maho]-Arf!

>Maho wriggles and slips from spanners grasp!
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No. 404692 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133540917007.jpg - (163.59KB , 800x600 , maho skampers off with support.jpg )
404692

>Mahogany scampers off between Spanners legs and makes a dash for the open door!
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No. 404697 ID: ed57e8

[CLOSE DOOR]
BEEP!
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No. 404698 ID: fa9f7e

>>404697
[CRUSH MAHOGANY'S SKULL]
CRUNCH!
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No. 404699 ID: a2853b

>>404195
>Eh, keep him, he'll be good for morale.
YOu mean Spanner and Tetra aren't enough?
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No. 404710 ID: a2853b

>maho skampers off with support
[ACTIVATE ZERO POINT STORAGE]
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No. 404713 ID: b9d767

>>404692
Close the door right before he gets to it, causing him to run into it in a comical manner.
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No. 404714 ID: 923fca

>>404692
set pager to max vibrate.
Page self.
>>
No. 404724 ID: b7169d

Gah! Bad dog! Let us go!

*Intense vibrating mode!*
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No. 404726 ID: 7e3704

We have a vibrating mode?!? That would have come in super handy right about here:
>>402507
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No. 404727 ID: 369d34

NO! Bad Maho! No biscuit for you!

[CLOSE EXTERNAL SHIP DOORS]
[ACTIVATE SUPPORT CUBE VIBRATE MODE: SET MAXIMUM LEVEL]

>>404699
Spanner, and maybe Tetra, could do with something for morale too, yanno.
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No. 404740 ID: 12c19f

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! OVERLOAD OUR CIRCUITS! TASER HIM!
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No. 404742 ID: 61e7f9

Close the doors. Activate self defense mode if available. Preferably non-lethal.
>>
No. 404987 ID: b9e291

Oh this is rich. Now we get to support a wolf baby.
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No. 405094 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133549873634.jpg - (118.37KB , 800x600 , Mahogany freacks out because of supports wild vibr.jpg )
405094

>>404697
>>404713
>>404727
>>404742
>Support shuts the doors to the kitchen just as Mahogany's about to escape slamming his puppy head into the door.

>>404714
>>404724
>>404727
>Dazed by the slam to the door, the baby wolf's pray begins vibrating intensely! Panicked he drops the pulsating cube.

[Maho]-Arf! Arf~arf! YipYip~BaWooo!

>>404740
>As the fox tries to grasp the cube again it let's off a small shock.

[Maho]-*Bark~bark!*

[Bill]-There there Mahogany... You need a time out.

>Bill grabs the pup bu the neck skin and hauls him away.
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No. 405098 ID: fa9f7e

So, what do you plan to eat now?
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No. 405099 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133549924234.jpg - (256.32KB , 1329x997 , Spanners getting horny again better but her to wor.jpg )
405099

>Spanner picks support back up and puts them in her cleavage for safe keeping.

[Span]-I see why we need a necklace for you guys. Say *Cough~cough* I D-didn't know you guys could *Cough~wees* Could do that... I suppose we should get back to work, or you could... H-help me control my urges with a L-little L-loving~

◄Work ~ Play►
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No. 405100 ID: fa9f7e

>>405099
Well, nobody's complained about starvation, so playtime it is!
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No. 405101 ID: 7c31d2

Gotta vote for playtime
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No. 405103 ID: ed57e8

should do cooking first. also not sure home much power that uses.
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No. 405104 ID: 9ced11

>>405094
wait a freaking second! did that wolf just came because of pain or did he piss on the floor?
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No. 405105 ID: 8aa1e4

>>405104
That be dust yo. to help guide the movement.
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No. 405130 ID: 369d34

Mmm-hm... A little playtime before work to clear the mind sounds excellent. We may even be able to turn our tazer all the way down and work in some electro-stimulation to go with the vibration. Uh, test that somewhere less sensitive first, OK. Oh, and check with Bill or Bob on how sturdy and waterproof our cube is first. There's only four, and breaking one using it in a manner such as what I imagine you have in mind would be... embarrassing, to say the least.
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No. 405143 ID: 622e4f

>>405130
What? I don't care what the animes have told you, electricity and ladyparts don't mix.
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No. 405146 ID: 9718f3

>>405143
Nah, it's a real thing. It is however, done with specifically designed implements that deliver electricity as more of a tingle than a shock. Outside of fetishism, I guess.

Anyway, point is, this cube is not suited for the task. Oh, and Play. Not fair to keep her distracted when she doesn't need to be.
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No. 405147 ID: 61e7f9

She means the vibrating, not the shocking, jeeze, you pervs. What's wrong with you?
>>
No. 405148 ID: b7169d

Just clean us off afterwords. *play*
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No. 405162 ID: 61e7f9

>>405147
>>>>play
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No. 405168 ID: bccf7b

>>405099

Hmm... vibrations and a few shocks? That's new!

Let us test the extents of these features. I vote "Play►"

And once the fan service is over, we'll all be able to focus on making an awesome meal of ... something.
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No. 405210 ID: b9e291

◄Work

Make me a sandwich bitch
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No. 405553 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133565872813.jpg - (179.72KB , 800x600 , just checking.jpg )
405553

>>405130
>Spanner peeks her head in the study.

[Span]-Hey Bob, About the support cubes... How fragile are they?

[Bob]-FUCKING indestructible.

[Span]-What about the battery?

[Bob]-Runs for eight hours, charged by induction from the ship so it'll work for ages in here.

[Span]-Cool!
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No. 405554 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133565916824.jpg - (152.27KB , 800x600 , Spanner has sex with Support.jpg )
405554

>The horny Gremlin scampers through the halls of the shuttle looking for a place to fuck. She falls on a room filled with pillows and sheets.

[Span]-Must be a storage room. Teehee~ It'll do.

>Span jumps on the pile and strips her apron.

[Span]-Mmn... Support, I'm really exited. I really want you~

>Tenderly Grinding the vibrating cube against her wet naughty bits, her legs twitches and convulses periodically...

[Span]-Ooh... S-support... So Goood...

>The naughty girl slowly pushes her precious cube deeper inter her Cunny.

[Span]-Mmn... I need this so bad!
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No. 405556 ID: 6e44d2

[Activate HYPER VIBRATE MODE.]
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No. 405557 ID: c4a1fc

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
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No. 405558 ID: c4a1fc

>>405556
More is not always better, mmkay? There's such a thing as too much vibration with a sharp-edged and cornered cube near delicate mucous membranes, etc.
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No. 405560 ID: ed57e8

[steadily increase vibrational lvl, starting as light]
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No. 405562 ID: c4a1fc

Oh, and ask if she's ever done anal.
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No. 405563 ID: 7c31d2

[Activate moderate vibration]
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No. 405574 ID: 369d34

Whoa! Not too deep! We might get stuck in a painful position. Go slow, alright?

[Set vibration to: Minimum]
We're going to ramp up the vibration. Say when to stop.
[Gradually increase vibration level to find Span's maximum]
[Oscillate between 25% and 75% of Span's maximum]
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No. 405578 ID: 57f548

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON HERE...
Continue.
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No. 405583 ID: bccf7b

>>405554

Checking over these specs, it looks like there was a plan to give these cubes a matter subassembler. I think it's time we see how fast we can get that "operational" ifyouknowwhatimean.

Bullshitting ftw. Our win. Together.
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No. 405588 ID: b9e291

This is going to be so awkward to explain at the gremlin hospital emergency room.
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No. 405692 ID: 0d7a83

>>405588
Better than that one time with Jeb and the lightbulb.
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No. 405711 ID: 6e44d2

>>405574
Yeah, okay, this.
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No. 405742 ID: 6f4add

>>405583

explain.
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No. 405745 ID: fa9f7e

>>405742
I'm guessing either semen or making ourselves into an actual dildo or such.
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No. 406250 ID: d60dbf

time for some light shocks
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No. 406397 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133585519659.jpg - (122.89KB , 800x600 , Spanner\'s all yours.jpg )
406397

>>405562
[Span] An-anal... I *pant* Anything you want... Support...

>>405560
>>405574
>>406250
>You slowly increase in vibration growing faster and faster... Her hips gently buck as you pulsate inside her.

[Span]-Nnmmm... You're amazing Su-support... You're...

>Her back arches over as her legs stiffen up... You slow down and wave between speeds.

[Span]~Oh *Pant~pant* Mmnn... *Moan*

>Carefully, you zap her tender insides...

[Span]-Ah!.. *Pant* M-more... Please... *Pant* god support... F-fuck... Me...
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No. 406408 ID: b9e291

I wonder if we can take a picture of her cervix as long as we're in here.

You know, for medical reasons.
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No. 406434 ID: 369d34

Span, we're going ramp things up. Shout "stop" if it gets to be too much.
[Set bio-sensors to record and analyze]
[Gradually vary vibration oscillation minimum, maximum and frequency of electro-stimulation]
[Determine operations for optimal orgasmic results, and apply]
We'll keep this up for as long as you want, Span.

>>406408
Lets go one better; Record video and audio. Do we have a light source on our cube? How about a remote camera in this room? The guys are going to want to see this later... For purely medical reasons, of course.
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No. 406681 ID: 61e7f9

>>406434
You are horrible and I love you and I ssecond all of this.
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No. 406687 ID: c4a1fc

Is that nosebleed normal?
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No. 406705 ID: c4a1fc

Also we should paint ourselves like the Companion Cube
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No. 406733 ID: 4c13fa

>>406705
We have four cubes, we should see if we can get some new colors for each of our cubes.
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No. 406763 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133592931121.jpg - (168.68KB , 800x600 , spanners done.jpg )
406763

>>406408
>>406434
>>406681
•RECORDING

>The metal cube Vibrates intensively, bouncing between highs and lows. The lusty girl moans and whimpers as she fidgets and shakes, the young gremlin bucks and stiffens with every shock, her eye rolled back and filled with lust.

[Span]-Mmn... oh... *Moan!* St... Sto... Please...

>At her command support eases up, gently vibrating still. She falls over onto her side.

[Span]-*Huff~puff* That... You're... Ah!.. Was so... Amazing...

>Spanner closes her eye and relaxes... She almost looks as though sleeping peacefully...

[Span]-Thank you support *Cough~cough* Thank you so much...

>She rubs her belly around where the cube is, you can feel her as she rubs.

[Span]-I'm feeling better now, thanks to you. *Sigh* I've been *Cough* I've *Cough~cough* *Wees* ... I Don't know for sure... I think I'm having special feelings for you support, And it's not just the sex... I feel comfortable with you... Ever since I heard your voice. I just... I feel safe... I'm probably crazy, having these feelings for a machine... *Sigh*

>>406733
[Span]-That would be nice.

>>406705
[Span]-But you're already my companion?

>>406687
[Span]-Can't say it is... But then again I've never had sex that good~

>Spanner leans back and wipes the blood from her nose.

[Span]-If you don't mind support... I'd like you to be my master. Would you make me your sex slave? I... I Really trust you...
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No. 406770 ID: 3ce5b2

well, there's three other cubes. I don't see any reason this one cube can't stay where it is indefinitely.
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No. 406785 ID: 72d49b

>>406763
>Would you make me your sex slave?
Yeah, that request seems convenient enough for us to fill.

>>406770
That would obviate the need for a necklace and make us more difficult to steal. Would probably take some getting used to on her part, though.

Anyway for now I guess investigate the blood to make sure it's not serious, then return to work.
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No. 406793 ID: f70e5e

slavery is something of a taboo, but we would be interested in a dom-sub relationship. its more or less the same thing except the sub can leave the relationship any time they wish, and the dom can't do anything to the sub without the sub's consent.
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No. 406796 ID: a2fa74

>>406763
Again, this is not up for discussion until your heat is over.
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No. 406819 ID: 369d34

Uh... We're... flattered (sorta, kinda) you'd offer yourself so... wholly after only one time, but you're just not in a state to make that decision. Your brain has been marinating in heat hormones for days. We also suspect this has been your first sexual encounter with another being where you weren't filled with raging hatred towards them. That would cast us in a rather good light. We also consider genuine slavery abhorrent, but fake slavery for the purpose of dom-sub sex play is A-OK. The real deal is a no-go.
Anyway, Span, we'd be happy to offer you sexual release anytime you please, but we won't be your master. You're your own person, and we wouldn't have it any other way. ...Unless it's consensual sexy-fun time. Then you can be anything you want.

Jeez, that was a lot to say. OK, time to clean up; We both need a good wash. Grab the dirty linens, since the laundry is next to the showers. Uh, can you walk after all that? ...We were rather intense. You need some time to recover?

>>406770
This idea is enticing, but wouldn't it be rather "distracting" for Span, even when we're not actively "distracting" her? There's also the question of how likely we'd fall out by accident if Span had to run, or even if she could run with us up in here. Perhaps some sturdy underwear to keep us in would work?
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No. 406834 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133594267879.jpg - (128.08KB , 800x600 , Spanners happy.jpg )
406834

>>406770
>>406785
[Span]-I like this idea... I really like this idea.

>>406796
>>406793
>>406819
[Span]-Thanks support, I'm glad you're looking out for me... I really like you... So you'd be my Dom? You can... You can sex me anytime you want. Dominate me if you will... I can't quite feel my legs. I'm gonna rest for a while, then I'm gonna get cooking, You said there's showers? It's been nearly a month since I've gotten to take one~ Oh, but can I still call you master?

•Bill
•Jebediah
•Bob

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No. 406854 ID: 369d34

[Play happy beep] Aw, Span, if we had a face, we'd totally be grinning; Of course you can call us "Master" if you wish. Now we just need a 'bot frame to tie the ropes and hold the riding crop. Heh, we'll send Bob a memo about that later.
We're going to check in on Jeb and Tetra while you do your thing. See you at dinner.
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No. 406900 ID: 6e44d2

Wow, what a good little slave you are, Span!

Anyway, Jeb.
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No. 406902 ID: b9e291

Bill. We haven't seen him for a while.
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No. 407039 ID: b7169d

We're headin off to bill.
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No. 407056 ID: 7c31d2

Jeb
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No. 407104 ID: 166adc

>>406834
Bill. He is a mystery. A mystery that is prone to screaming in terror.
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No. 407602 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133607274873.jpg - (128.90KB , 800x600 , Mahogany running again.jpg )
407602

>>406854
>>406900
[Span]-Oh master, if you keep talking like that you'll get me going again. I'm gonna clean off, I'll be thinking of you~

>>406902
>>407039
>>407104
>Mahogany's running as fast as he can!
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No. 407603 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133607279635.jpg - (147.82KB , 800x600 , Bill running after mahogany.jpg )
407603

[Bill]-Stupid dog! What is your fixation with my cubes?!
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No. 407612 ID: 5029d1

dunno, something about the shape maybe? [use dog losing protocol]
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No. 407617 ID: b6edd6

We have spare cubes and can track the location of each cube, right?
I think you should stop pursuit for now, then cautiously track him down when he has stopped.
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No. 407619 ID: 12c19f

Bill! Where the hell are we!?

[Initiate low wattage shock to disengage cube from wolver]
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No. 407620 ID: 3ce5b2

GEEGA VORTU BURSTU EARTHQUAAAAAKE

I mean, shake and electrocute again.
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No. 407645 ID: b7169d

They seem to be on a mission to take us somewhere!
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No. 407661 ID: 369d34

Hey, Bill! Keep up! We're going to see where Maho takes us! Remember, we're FUCKING indestructible!
[Disengage vibration and shock functions]

(Internal: The crew has the capability to track where our cubes are, right? Does the crew have other means to communicate long-distance than through us? Better ask Bob about that later.)
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No. 407748 ID: 346453

>>407620
>>407619
wait, till we see where the doggle is taking us.
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No. 407759 ID: 37aa84

Well Bill just be glad it's fixating on your cubes and not your balls.
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No. 407760 ID: 252e1b

>>407759
It is interested in his Platonic Solids!
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No. 408049 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133617916066.jpg - (207.44KB , 800x600 , piddle.jpg )
408049

>>407619
[Bill]-Not far from the base, we can still see it from here.

>>407617
>>407645
>>407748
>>407661
[Bill]-The ship can trap you. I'll let you go on ahead, I Wont be very far.

>Mahogany flees through the forest until He looses Bill.

[Maho]-Arf~arf! *Growl*

>The fox looks around for predators... He digs a hole and stashes the cube.

*Piddle*
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No. 408050 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133617920009.jpg - (47.81KB , 800x600 , 2 feet under.jpg )
408050

>The dog buries Support and scampers off
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No. 408051 ID: 5c7a63

okay, can we electrocute it now?
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No. 408052 ID: fa9f7e

First chance we get? We kill him.
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No. 408058 ID: 7c31d2

No, we don't kill him. Death would be a mercy he doesn't deserve. We find him? We dress him up in embarrassing outfits
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No. 408060 ID: fa9f7e

>>408058
Ooo, idea! Replace his brain stem with us. We control his body, and his higher thought remains intact. We trap the little shit in his own skull.
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No. 408066 ID: 369d34

>>408049
What's that fire back there? The ship? Why is it still on fire?

>>408060
Way too far. How about we use Maho's irresistible attraction to our cube to train him. He caries us too far from the ship, the cube vibrates more and more, then we lightly shock him. Bit like those invisible fence systems for dogs. Maybe get a collar made for him that carries us. Anyway, lets get Bill over here to dig us up.
[Activate vibration: Set to maximum]
[Activate alarm siren: Turn up to 11]
[Activate sound system: Play bass-y music at maximum volume]
IF NOTHING ELSE THIS'LL VIBRATE US OUT OF HERE!
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No. 408069 ID: fa9f7e

>>408066
He's a pain in the ass, why not do it? It'll be a good test of our crew's expertise.
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No. 408070 ID: 369d34

>>408069
I don't think Span would agree, and Bob and Bill have better things to do than exact our revenge on a bad puppy. Plus, I don't want to add keeping Maho's body alive to our regular duties.

However, if you're so gung-ho about it, how about a cube socket and neural control shunt? When we're plugged in, we drive Maho's body, and sense what he senses. When we aren't, or don't want to, Maho has control.
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No. 408071 ID: b9e291

>>408066

WUB WUB WUB WUB
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No. 408073 ID: fa9f7e

>>408070
That's more or less the idea, minus the possibility of Maho ever having control.
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No. 408096 ID: b9d767

>>408058
In a little blue sailor's outfit. Horrifying.
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No. 408142 ID: 61e7f9

Straight up kill and eat him.

Play dubstep, send out radio signals, whatever we've got to draw attention.
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No. 408269 ID: cf49fc
 

>>408071
Hit it.
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No. 408271 ID: 12c19f
File 133622719282.png - (2.26KB , 123x100 , Wolver Cap schematic.png )
408271

THAT WOLVER IS GOING TO BE A HAT WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH IT!
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No. 408272 ID: 617fe6

İİİ
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No. 408286 ID: 1b7fa2

>>408271
A hat that we will muschio force to wear...
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No. 408294 ID: a2fa74

Geeze, calm down you guys. He's still a wild animal. This is to be expected until he gets used to us.
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No. 408346 ID: fa9f7e

>>408294
We do not have *time* for that shit. Assume direct control.
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No. 408387 ID: 0a783d

>>408294
get used to us, huh?
if we get span to take the knot while we are inside, would it count as a threesome?
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No. 408388 ID: 72d49b

>>408387
Realistically speaking I don't think she could fit us and a full dick at once.
Well, maybe in separate holes.
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No. 408392 ID: 166adc

>>408050
This is why wild animals make poor pets.

We have a far superior pet now, anyway.
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No. 408393 ID: 369d34

>>408388
It's moot for now, anyway; Maho's still a pup. We'd have to wait until he's fully grown. Though, at that point, a neural cube socket that puts us in control of Maho's body would offer us some additional options for "interaction" with Span.
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No. 408639 ID: f01641
File 133628154435.jpg - (77.70KB , 444x288 , csi1.jpg )
408639

>>408049
it would seem that the support cube ...
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No. 408640 ID: f01641
File 133628155930.jpg - (11.37KB , 352x272 , csi2.jpg )
408640

is pissed
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No. 408643 ID: b7169d

>>408640
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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No. 410137 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133661736948.jpg - (141.41KB , 800x600 , Bills starting to hate that dog.jpg )
410137

>>408066
>>408071
>>408269
>Light surges from above as Bill finds you thanks to the noise.

[Bill]-There you are... Good thing I found you, Stupid dog... Why the hell did he do that? oh well, back to the base?
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No. 410138 ID: fa9f7e

>>410137
So... looks like you hate him too? Mind replacing his brainstem with us?
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No. 410139 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133661769441.jpg - (175.49KB , 800x600 , Bill the falling.jpg )
410139

*Cr... CrrRR... Ccrraack!*

[Bill]-what the hell is that noise

>The sound of beams breaking and wires snapping surges out from under the earth.

[bill]-What the Woah!

>Bill's center of gravity is tossed out of control, the whole world swings sideways as he tries to stay upwards...
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No. 410140 ID: 49d4d7

Hey, when you get back to base, get Span to clean us up. We feel dirty after what happened.
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No. 410141 ID: e440a4

Shit! The ground is getting flipped over! Quick, try to run forward and leap onto the edge!
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No. 410150 ID: 369d34

OHSHIT, this world block broke loose! Grab us! Run! Jump to the edge!
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No. 410151 ID: 5029d1

get somewhere not here!
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No. 410153 ID: 8aa1e4
File 133661960417.jpg - (128.08KB , 1000x750 , Chapter 1 End.jpg )
410153

And then there was darkness

Chapter 1 ~End~
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