Use your board to ollie out of the window onto a parked car.

you sure you're a guy? I'd double check t
just to be safe if I were you.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)14:58 No. 390741 ID: 27d278
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>>390734
LIKE A BOSS.

>>390739
Of course I am, you must be so memorized by my beauty, you mistook me for a girl!

now flick flip down to street lvl and go down the steepest hill for 40 clicks. who the building is up there yu dunno.

Show off your Mad Skillz to the whole damn street.

>>390741

boys don't have beauty, they have rugged handsomeness.

roll into a store and buy an A cup bra.

Let's go have a threesome
Or at least get a bj
Maybe suck your own dick

Trying to do that will entertain you for hours, or snap your neck.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)15:04 No. 390749 ID: 27d278
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>>390745
Okay, I understood one part of that. This steep enough?

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)15:13 No. 390752 ID: 27d278
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Good bored waiting for your guys

>>390746
I handstand on the board, down the road at 100mph while flipping the bird

>>390752
Run headfirst into a plot.

girlfriend, APPEAR

go to the store.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)15:27 No. 390756 ID: 27d278
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>>390753
I bump into some dick.

Dick: YOU SHALL PAY FOR DUMPING ME, I SHALL NUKE THIS WHOLE TOWN IN 3 DAYS!

Cool... Can I shoot him now?

Folks, folks, we're being presumptuous. She says she's a he so let's not question her claim to be male and try calling her a him.
He didn't say that he isn't gay though, maybe he wants a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend.

That said, this is impulsequest, not plot quest. Go jack a liquor store for cash we can use to buy all of the drugs!

Offer your board's hand in marriage.

Oh lame, why did you go find a plot?
Shoot him, if he's still alive tie him up. Then do my idea of jacking a liquor store for cash, buy all of the drugs and give them to nuke dude here.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)15:37 No. 390762 ID: 27d278
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>>390758
Now you're speaking my language. I pop a wallet's worth of caps into this biptches ass and rob the store. Then I shoot him in the leg, steal his pocket money, and ACQUIRE ALL THE DRUGS... In the town at least.

Do you have enough LSD to put it in the water supply and get the whole town tripping? If not steal a police car, play bumper cars in traffic and then go on a road trip to get moar LSD!

sell them and make your own town.

It takes HOURS for LSD to take effect. We don't have that kind of time to waste checking to see if they get high or not. We obviously must get enough to replace the ENTIRE water supply of Canada.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)15:51 No. 390767 ID: 27d278
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>>390763
We're getting the LSD okay... I... I don't want to talk right now...

PUT THE PETAL TO THE METAL

Find some slut and a pair of pimpin' sunglasses. Have her give you a blowjob as you drive. Wear the sugnlasses.

>>390767
Do a barrel roll!

Secondary objective: Steal the pants off of random police officers if you can. Switch them with the pants of random postal workers for bonus points!

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)16:08 No. 390773 ID: 27d278
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>>390768
Check

>>390769
Check

>>390770
Check

Now, that's enough of your youthful highjinks. You settle down with that girl and treat her right. Remember to beat the children periodically to build character.




Just kidding. You must have all the drugs. Build yourself a fortress of drugs. Paolo Escobar or whatever his loser name is will pale in comparison with your glory. No one will remember who he is, let alone how to spell his name.

>>390773
Literally, build the fortress OUT OF DRUGS.

Duud, duud, don't forget to fund your drug purchase spree by mugging cops.

go to the big city and chase big dreams.

>>390778
That's what I said. Why would anyone think otherwise? We'll need lots of guns to keep pricks from consuming them, though. Oh, and an AI to fire on everything that isn't us and tries to so much as look funny at our fortress.

Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)16:32 No. 390784 ID: 27d278
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>>390776
I am now the self proclaimed Lord of Drugs. Palabaraow Escargot... Yeah... has finally snapped from living in my shadow, and has declared war. I'll send some one out to take care of him if he doesn't show face soon.

Lame. You know where his druglord mansion is? Artillery crackwhore strikes!

In case I was unclear: Make sure those crackwhores are really cracked up with maximum doses before shooting them at his mansion, that way if any survive being shot they'll wreck his shit by tweaking. If you shoot enough of them at his mansion it'll turn into a crack squat and then everyone will laugh at Paleontology Essostation because you can't be a druglord without a druglord mansion.

send Thomas Magnum.

Oh, and once we've done that it might be time to donate the fortress of drugs to the IRS (foiling the tax evasion case they're building with the FBI against us) and start our musical career.

>>390829
Awesome. Make a codpiece out of Justin Bieber's skull after attaining a fuckton of cash. When you get in legal trouble, go to Somalia and make all the pirates your slaves with your codpiece and money. Become the Bukkake Pirate.

>>390784
donate the drugs to charity, laugh at the orphans who are then slaughtered by Pachenko IsCrowbar's hitmen.

That steak was awesome, sorry didn't save any for ya'll. Rin 2012/03/06(Tue)18:23 No. 390876 ID: 27d278
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>>390800
We're applying a "long-lasting" supply of coke to the "ammunition".

>>390820
I'm sending one of my best men to watch over the operation.

>>390876
And so began the Rise of Rastin who was originally know as Rin
Get in an alliance with the government, simply because you managed all this is one day they should adopt you and your drug empire. They won't care about your illegal theatrics, you get shit done and the government would rather be your ally than your enemy for the moment, until you threaten democracy. then they'll try and drop you like a fly.
You better start a new agency called the Men in Black, which really is just going to be your Drug Empire under a new name.

You'll dedicate your entire life to emulating your favorite internet villain you found on an image board, where you asked for advice on what to do when you were bored.

Soon, soon, will you piece reality.

It's kind of traditional* to set things on fire and play the violin while they burn if you're this far on top now actually.

*Okay, only Nero did this that we know, but he was a freaking Roman Emperor.

>>390903
It was a fiddle, and that's probably bullshit. Nero was actually miles away from Rome when he got the news, and he hurried to Rome and even helped put out the fire, iirc. I'm not sure about the second part, but I do know he wasn't anywhere near Rome and that it was mostly vicious gossip. He DID build a huge palace over the burnt part and said "At last I can begin to live like a human being', which was in extremely poor taste, but the whole "Nero set fire to Rome" was probably just gossip. Think the ancient version of the Birther thing.

Still, yeah, it makes a cool story. Let's play the fiddle as we burn down Puff Pastry Escargot's shit.

>>390903

Lies and slander. They didn't even invented violins back then.

Already covered by c4a1fc man. Sheesh... use one myth I know is inaccurate and I get nitpicked by two people... meanwhile a zillion your/you're, its/it's and their/there/they're mistakes go uncorrected.

Also, this is impulse quest. I was just reaching for something cool to see as a picture. A man wearing the sunglasses playing a violin as we see a mansion covered in dead crackwhores on fire in the background? C'mon!

obviousöy the truth is the more interesting version.

go on Rin, make like the Nero in my imagination.