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402876 No. 402876 ID: 742815

hi my name is Hooch

my favorite things are my big ass tits and kicking ass of my enemies

i need to get my dad Lum a present for vilous christmas

what can I get him!
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No. 402878 ID: 6dddd5

A GUN.

A HUGE GUN.
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No. 402881 ID: fadabb

booze. really rare booze.
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No. 402882 ID: da98fb

A new wife!
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No. 402886 ID: 7c31d2

Nudity!
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No. 402887 ID: 21a619

Fondle your breasts then kick the shit out of your enemies. Loot them, maybe they'll have something for your dad.
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No. 402889 ID: 61e7f9

>>402887
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No. 402890 ID: ce4a4d

Seconding a new wife
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No. 402892 ID: 742815
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402892

>>402887

it's too late, I already did this one

Oh no! I acceidentally kicked my good friend Aracho because all sergals look the same

I'm sorry Aracho, i say

>It's ok hooch, you have tits bigger than my wife. have you thought about what to get Lum for vilous christmas??
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No. 402895 ID: b9e291

Aracho kiss Hooch
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No. 402896 ID: fa9f7e

All fathers want grandchildren. Race is immaterial. Have sex with him.
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No. 402897 ID: ed57e8

what about a gift that keeps on giving? a blowjob-machine!
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No. 402899 ID: 742815
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402899

no I am not going to have sex with Aracho, i already have a boyfriend
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No. 402900 ID: 9dba7d

>>402899
and who is that?
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No. 402901 ID: 742815
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402901

>a blowjob machine, of course! that's a Great idea Hooch!

>there must be hundreds of those in the ancient technology of vilous. we must go to the ruins, i bet there are some blowjob machines down there!
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No. 402903 ID: ed57e8

get a WEPON to fight off any mutants that may be down there.
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No. 402908 ID: 742815
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402908

I don't need a weapon, I kick my enemies!

let's ditch these turkeys, i say

>yeah, the ruins are in the woods, lets go
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No. 402910 ID: 742815
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402910

oh god who is this bitch

>I heard that, you should have used quotation marks you dumb bimbo!

god damn it!

>i'm Dee Eff See and this is my friend Mr. Dangles

What do you want, I say

>You can't pass through this forest! I will apprehend you
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No. 402911 ID: 9dba7d

kick her in the notits while avoiding vinerape
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No. 402912 ID: 7c31d2

Molest her
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No. 402919 ID: 21a619

Dont get caught by the tentacles. You definitely dont want your big ol titties getting groped by tentacles. Or do you~
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No. 402921 ID: 742815
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402921

yeah, get some

that's what you get for not having excellent tits like these

I kick her really hard on her titless chest

>ow, holy shit I can't breathe you kicked me right in the ribs!

won't be hearing from her again for a while!
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No. 402922 ID: 742815
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402922

Ah!

this is exactly what I should have watched out for!

i am glad I am not wearing an apron!
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No. 402923 ID: 9dba7d

>>402922
bite the vines
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No. 402925 ID: fa9f7e

>>402923
Kick it in the eye(s)
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No. 402927 ID: 21a619

Don't struggle as your breasts get groped. They're so great they should be shared with the world. Starting with this guy.
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No. 402930 ID: 4987c6

Wait for the right moment to strike, who knows what this creature is capable of!
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No. 402934 ID: 742815
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402934

I bite the tentacle

aauugh lakl lakl lakl this tastes like celery

it has no effect!
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No. 402935 ID: 742815
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402935

eye kick!

i kick right in the eye
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No. 402937 ID: 742815
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402937

Mr. Dangles catches on fire and then explodes

won't be hearing from him again for a while

wait I already said that, Mr. Dangles is dead
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No. 402942 ID: ed57e8

sweet. loot them.
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No. 402946 ID: 742815
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402946

I loot them and gain NIPPLE POLISH

>here we are at the ruins, there must be a ton of machines and stuff down there, probably no henchmen
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No. 402947 ID: 742815
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402947

oh sweet there is a blowjob machine

there are like five of them down here because of ancient vilous technology

"NOT SO FAST HOOCH"
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No. 402948 ID: 9dba7d

>>402946
apply POLISH to NIPPLES
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No. 402949 ID: 7c31d2

Polish your nipples
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No. 402950 ID: ed57e8

who said that?
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No. 402952 ID: fa9f7e

Your tits are getting smaller.Must be the tentacles.
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No. 402958 ID: f8d7b0

>>402947
Purposefully go in slow motion.
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No. 402962 ID: 742815
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402962

It's crazy guy dakaster from the village

he has a meth lab or something

"Mutha fucka" says Dakaster and takes out a shotgun

Help Aracho! I say, but Aracho will not help

>Sorry Hooch, but I'm with Dakaster now. you never let me kiss you or rub you big ass tits that are bigger than my wife's sergal tits and it is not fair

that traitor!
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No. 402963 ID: 4987c6

Flash your big ass tits to stun them, then KICK THEY ASS
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No. 402965 ID: ed57e8

put nipple polish on your finger ad move it towards your chest so they think youa re goging to polish them, then when they drop their guard use KICKS
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No. 402966 ID: fa9f7e

>>402965
This

Then actually do polish them, they're probably dirty after plant guy exploded

You don't want plant guy's goo on your nipples do you?

Do you???

No you don't

So polish them
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No. 402967 ID: f8d7b0

ride blow machine
use as battery ram
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No. 402972 ID: 742815
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402972

I am not wasting my polish at a time like this! but that does give me an idea

how do you like these tats gentlemen, I say
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No. 402973 ID: 742815
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402973

then I kick him in the face!

ow, he bit me!
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No. 402974 ID: 980e12

KICK HIM IN THE OTHER FACE

BY WHICH I MEAN HIS PENIS
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No. 402976 ID: 4987c6

Use your other foot! Spin if you have to!
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No. 402978 ID: ed57e8

you have a second foot!
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No. 402981 ID: f8d7b0

>>402973
crush him! crush him with your tits!!
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No. 402987 ID: 742815
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402987

i try to kick him with my other foot by I fall down because of Gravity!

"Say ya prayers motha fucka" says Dakaster
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No. 402988 ID: 742815
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402988

SHHHNK!
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No. 402989 ID: 742815
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402989

it's my boyfriend Icker! she came to save me!
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No. 402991 ID: ed57e8

aww ye! get the blowjob machine up and gift-wrapped and have tons of sex to thank her.
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No. 402992 ID: bda5eb

Haha! Vengeance. Time for celebratory kisses.
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No. 402993 ID: 7c31d2

Polish her nipples in thanks!
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No. 402994 ID: fa9f7e

>>402993
>>402991

These
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No. 402996 ID: 742815
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402996

I can't do that right now! Icker is left to face her father alone!

my good kicking foot is injured, how can i help her!
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No. 402997 ID: 4987c6

Distract him!
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No. 402999 ID: ed57e8

roll one of the blowjob machines at him!
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No. 403000 ID: fa9f7e

>>402997
Do so by shoving your tits into his back so he gets pushed into her sword

Then do what we suggested before
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No. 403005 ID: 742815
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403005

>distract him

that is what I am best at, aside from kicking of course

I won third place at kicking

I mash my big ass tits together to distract him so that icker can make it to safety!
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No. 403006 ID: 742815
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403006

>"Step aside, Hooch"
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No. 403007 ID: 742815
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403007

Icker kills Aracho and he flies back into a pile of wooden crates

Dude you just killed you dad, I say

>"Yeah, but whatcha gonna do"

Yeah, you're right, i say

Now it's time to get the machine back to Lum!
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No. 403009 ID: 4987c6

Sloppy makeout session first, then dress up the blowjob machine like a dragon and wheel it to Lum.
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No. 403011 ID: fa9f7e

>>403009
Oh hell yes
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No. 403016 ID: 742815
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403016

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No. 403017 ID: 742815
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403017

I don't know what a dragon is so i just wrapped it up with a bow and shit

and so the long awaited vilous christmas day is here, and the snowy sky overlooks the quiet city and I give dad his gift
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No. 403018 ID: 742815
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403018

>"Hooch is this a blowjob machine, mother of god, this is the stupidest fuckin gift I've ever seen. don't you know i have eight wives, your a disgrace!"
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No. 403020 ID: 980e12

KICK HIM IN THE PENIS
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No. 403026 ID: f8d7b0

>>403018
give dad your nipple polish instead, sale blowjob machine for bookoo bucks.
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No. 403030 ID: b85f8c

Yeah say you got him some nipple polish too.
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No. 403031 ID: 4987c6

Kick him in the dick, find a way to use the blowjob machine yourself!
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No. 403037 ID: 742815
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403037

Just kidding, I say, The blowjob machine was just a GAG gift!

What I really got you was this swell nipple polish!
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No. 403038 ID: 742815
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403038

>"Thanks, i guess. I didn't get you anything because i don't really like you. your always kicking me and you are a huge disappointment"

>"You ruined vilous Christmas Hooch"
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No. 403040 ID: ed57e8

finish him "well good thing you aren't my real dad"
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No. 403041 ID: 980e12

KICK CHRISTMAS IN THE PENIS
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No. 403043 ID: b9e291

All of my wat
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No. 403044 ID: a43a6c

Develop daddy issues.
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No. 403045 ID: f8d7b0

Shrug and just use the nipple polish on yourself.

In front of your dad.
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No. 403051 ID: eba9b6

Have some incest sex with your dad. that will fix everything.
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No. 403052 ID: fa9f7e

Realize that you are a beautiful girl and you don't need your family also that's not your real dad.

Kill your family and go off with your boyfriend to become whores together~
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No. 403054 ID: 742815
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403054

>>403041

>"HNNNNNNGG"
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No. 403055 ID: 742815
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403055

i took that bottle for myself that night after kicking my own father viciously in the groin

and you know what? I found more than just nipple polish in that little bottle that night
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No. 403056 ID: 742815
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403056

I found the true meaning of vilous christmas

good night everybody!
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No. 403057 ID: fa9f7e

Huzzah!
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No. 403061 ID: 6e44d2

What the fuck did I just read.
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No. 403063 ID: b9e291

That was no blowjob machine. It was a motorboat.
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No. 403064 ID: 2ed56b

good end?
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No. 403066 ID: 8a64e4

>>403064
Best end.
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No. 403087 ID: 2563d4

>>403061
The most canon-accurate Vilous quest ever.

Ever.
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No. 403277 ID: ce4a4d

>>403087
>The most canon-accurate Vilous quest ever.
A truly canon quest would have buttfeathers on the Sergals.
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No. 403356 ID: 742815

>>403277

look again

>>402946
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