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41510 No. 41510 ID: ea9bdd

Since the last superhero quest thread got nixed, I guess the playing field is open.


Pick any combination of two powers and your gender.
Expand all images
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No. 41512 ID: e49d30

>>41510
Argueing and Marksmanship
Gender:ummm what about none?
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No. 41513 ID: 367b9b

Wasn't the last one Dongquest? It finished a long time ago.

Male, invulnerability, Electricity
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No. 41514 ID: 476456

Electricity, super strength,female.
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No. 41515 ID: e49d30

>>41512
I sir can not spell
Arguing*
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No. 41516 ID: 367b9b

>>41512
From the picture, they both have no gender. We're just picking apparent gender
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No. 41517 ID: e49d30

>>41516
Fine, Male then.
>>
No. 41518 ID: 9e9b47

Female. Time Travel, invulnerability
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No. 41519 ID: f4963f

Most of these choosey-quests default to female. Which is nice and all, but gets a bit predictable.

So I'm going to say Male.

Gender: Male
Abilities: Electricity, Super Strength
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No. 41520 ID: 6164e0

Speed, electricity, I don't care what gender.

WE WILL BE THE FASTEST FUCKER AROUND. FLASH WON'T HAVE SHIT ON US.
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No. 41523 ID: 4cdade

Male.

Speed reading, sense of direction.
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No. 41525 ID: 034657

male, invulnerability, flight.
we can do anything and go anywhere.
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No. 41526 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264188323.jpg - (60.39KB , 504x504 , Untitled-2.jpg )
41526

>>41512
No gender? This is not mitosis quest!


The consensus for the first power seems to be electricity.
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No. 41527 ID: c80cec

Male, fire and super strength
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No. 41531 ID: 034657

>>41525
Oh wait, if we can choose anything, then:
gender: alien - asexual reproduction through binary fission

super powers: time travel, teleportaion.
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No. 41532 ID: 6164e0

>>41526
Speed, we must have speed, get some great synergy with our electrical powers.
>>
No. 41534 ID: 034657

>>41526
>This is not mitosis quest!
FUUUUUUUUUU
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No. 41535 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264225652.jpg - (54.51KB , 504x504 , male it is.jpg )
41535

The consensus seems to be male.
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No. 41536 ID: 1689ab

Female Superspeed.
>>
No. 41537 ID: 034657

Telekinesis then. We'll be able to command mechas from afar.
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No. 41541 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264249733.jpg - (43.77KB , 504x504 , which will you chooooose.jpg )
41541

It seems like many people want either speed or invulnerability!

Which one will you choose?
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No. 41544 ID: 1689ab

Can we have medium amounts of both?
>>
No. 41546 ID: 034657

>>41541
Invulnerability.
>>
No. 41547 ID: 6164e0

>>41541
SPEEEEEEEED
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No. 41550 ID: ea9bdd

>>41544
Sure why not.

You are now a male superhero with the powers of Electricity, Invulnerability (medium) and Superspeed (medium).

Now for the costume! What color scheme will you have?

Requirements:
A mask (keep that identity secret!)
Nothing that would scare children (Superheroes must have a family friendly image!)
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No. 41553 ID: ea9bdd
File 12526429001.jpg - (37.39KB , 504x504 , okay then.jpg )
41553

>>41550
There was supposed to be a picture attached to that post! What a disaster.
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No. 41564 ID: 1689ab

Yellow and Red with White Highlights. Bitching goggles that crackle with electricity. A cape that flutters behind us looking like a lightning bolt when we're going full speed.
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No. 41567 ID: f4963f

>>41564
This!
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No. 41589 ID: 6faa8c

>>41564
Yes please
>>
No. 41590 ID: 6faa8c

>>41564
Yes please
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No. 41598 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264428058.jpg - (57.91KB , 504x504 , no coloring 8(.jpg )
41598

>>41564
Costume get! The color scheme will have to be imagined, seeing as Brass is already slow enough without trying to color. Now for the Pièce de résistance: your superhero name!

Remember, don't scare the children!
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No. 41600 ID: e49d30

>>41598
Why does that remind me of /co/tan
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No. 41603 ID: 6faa8c

>>41598
Assault and Battery.
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No. 41604 ID: ea9bdd

>>41600
Because the simplified goggles pretty much amount to a domino mask?
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No. 41606 ID: 6164e0

>>41598

The Flasher

Wait, uh

Thunder Devil?

Or Thunder Eater?
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No. 41607 ID: e49d30

>>41603
I vote for that one.
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No. 41608 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264454316.jpg - (46.63KB , 504x504 , you are a bad man.jpg )
41608

>>41606
>The Flasher

Look what you've done, you've scared the children. Shame on you!
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No. 41615 ID: 6164e0

>>41608
WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY FLASH A CHILD NOW DID YOU?
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No. 41618 ID: 1689ab

Bolt or Quarrel.
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No. 41621 ID: f4963f

Captain Shockpants.
>>
No. 41629 ID: 192956

Raiden
yes I went there
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No. 41636 ID: 367b9b

>>41608
Children don't know what that means! I say we go for it.
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No. 41659 ID: ea9bdd
File 12526457049.jpg - (65.64KB , 504x504 , start.jpg )
41659

>>41603
You are Assault and Battery. A fitting name for a crimefighter? Eh, it'll do.


Today is your first day as a superhero! You are currently in the Downtown of Volt City, the city you have sworn to protect. You have a police scanner, a comlink to your crimefighting assistant, and the righteous vim and vigor of someone dedicated to justice!

What do you do?
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No. 41665 ID: ab91ae

>>41659
Don't die.

Also check that building behind you for crime.
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No. 41666 ID: 6faa8c

>>41659
SEARCH FOR VILLAINY!
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No. 41692 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264663668.jpg - (67.98KB , 504x504 , i hate buildings.jpg )
41692

>>41665
>>41666

You will keep not dying in mind!


That crudely drawn building behind you is the Shock Cinema. Oh the fond memories you have of going here as a child to watch many a movie! You don't really think it would be much of a hive of villainy, but you dutifully check it all the same.


Looks good to you!
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No. 41696 ID: 476456

now check out some popcorn and the mark of zorro.
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No. 41701 ID: f4963f

>>41692
Tune in to police scanner for signs of villainy?

After buying popcorn, of course. Zapping villains burns calories, we can afford to do it. <3
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No. 41706 ID: ab91ae

>>41692
Claim to cashier that you think his popcorn stash is hiding villainy, and that you need to confiscate his popcorn for safekeeping.
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No. 41724 ID: 6faa8c

>>41706
Do this, but in a joking manner with the cutest female cashier.
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No. 41732 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264791763.jpg - (83.61KB , 504x504 , yay zorro.jpg )
41732

>>41696
>>41706
>>41724


You obtained popcorn for examination of possible villainy. Sadly, the cutest female cashier didn't buy into your excuse, and made you pay the insanely exorbitant theater snack price.

You give both the popcorn and the movie a quick scan for villainy. None found, but what if there was villainy lurking at the end of the movie and the bottom of the popcorn bag? It's your duty to remain vigilant about these things!
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No. 41735 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264798699.jpg - (51.73KB , 504x504 , call.jpg )
41735

Uh oh! The comlink cleverly disguised as the fastener to your cape is beeping. Looks like your crimefighting assistant has something to say to you.
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No. 41736 ID: 476456

Leave the theater to answer your cellphone, dont be rude.
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No. 41737 ID: f4963f

>>41732
Best. Hero. Ever.
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No. 41740 ID: f4963f

>>41735
Oh dear. Yeah, don't answer that in the theatre itself. That'd be villainous itself! Politely step outside, so as not to be an INCONSIDERATE ASSWIPE.
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No. 41746 ID: ea9bdd

>>41736
>>41740

You definitely don't want to be an inconsiderate asswipe, so you politely leave the theater so as to not disturb the enjoyment of the other theater patrons. That would just be rude!

On the comlink is you crimefighting assistant Josie. She wants to know where you've been. She sounds very angry. My, such language!
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No. 41748 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264882671.jpg - (68.68KB , 504x504 , introducing Josie.jpg )
41748

Oh no! The picture wasn't attached!
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No. 41755 ID: 6faa8c

>>41748
Ask here where you need to be!
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No. 41763 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264953444.jpg - (66.62KB , 504x504 , Josie thinks you are dumb.jpg )
41763

>>41755
You ask her where you need to be, neatly circumventing that you were at the cinema.

Josie tells you to go look outside from wherever you are.
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No. 41764 ID: f4963f

>>41763
Oh dear. Do so!
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No. 41769 ID: ea9bdd
File 125264999770.jpg - (84.18KB , 504x504 , DUN DUN DUNNNN.jpg )
41769

>>41764

Oh my.
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No. 41770 ID: 9e9b47

>>41769

The Dapper Octopus.

My old nemesis.
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No. 41771 ID: ea9bdd
File 12526500755.jpg - (82.07KB , 504x504 , I'm tired.jpg )
41771

Annnnd that's it for tonight!
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No. 41772 ID: 6faa8c

>>41769
"THIS CITY COMES COMPLETE WITH ASSAULT AND BATTERY!" you should shout, just as you reach the creature to challenge it.
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No. 41773 ID: ea9bdd

>>41771
Now that I look at the thread, ew jpeg artifacts. Does anyone know what's a good form of image for posting?
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No. 41774 ID: 6faa8c

>>41773
.png or .gif.
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No. 41776 ID: ea9bdd

>>41774
Noted. Thanks to all y'all for being good sports. See you next issue!
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No. 41967 ID: 8b14a1

.png is the superiorest file type, but .gifs are the only ones with animations.
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No. 42136 ID: af8f27
File 125270563294.png - (70.52KB , 100x100 , Animated_PNG_example_bouncing_beach_ball.png )
42136

>>41967
orly?
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No. 42147 ID: 6faa8c

>>42136
MY WORLD IS FALLING APART
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No. 42153 ID: e33f5f

>>42136
DAT ALPHA
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No. 42161 ID: ea9bdd
File 125270733385.png - (35.86KB , 504x504 , Go A&B go.png )
42161

>>41772

Using your (medium) Superspeed, you get over there in no time flat. Once you reach the stylish Cephalopod, you make sure to loudly declare your clever quip.
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No. 42162 ID: ea9bdd
File 125270736617.png - (9.91KB , 504x504 , FFFFFFFF perspective.png )
42162

>>42161
The octopus does not seem to have noticed your presence.
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No. 42164 ID: 6faa8c

>>42162
Can we run up walls? If Y, try to get up his tentacle.

If N, UP THE STAIRS AT SUPERSPEED
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No. 42176 ID: ea9bdd
File 125270813053.png - (10.03KB , 504x504 , grab is go.png )
42176

>>42164

You can indeed run up walls! However, as your superspeed level is medium, there is a limit to how high you can run before gravity kicks in. Skyscrapers are off limit to you!

Luckily, the tentacle is close enough for you to grab on to.
>>
No. 42194 ID: 6faa8c

>>42176
BLAST THAT LIMB WITH ELECTRICITY!
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No. 42213 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271042641.png - (11.97KB , 504x504 , calamari would be incorrect.png )
42213

>>42194

Time to make some Polvo Frito.
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No. 42214 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271048075.png - (37.31KB , 504x504 , up you go.png )
42214

>>42213

Well, that certainly got the octopus's attention! You're being pulled up. Should you hang on or let go?
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No. 42217 ID: 8b14a1

>>42214
Let go! Attempt to use momentum to reach main body!
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No. 42229 ID: f4963f

>>42214
Yes! Use the tentacle like a rope to swing yourself upwards, and then let go when you can grab onto, say, a rooftop, or another tentacle!
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No. 42237 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271225750.png - (12.53KB , 504x504 , down you go.png )
42237

>>42217
>>42229

You use the momentum of the tentacle to send you upwards, angling yourself to land on the rooftop where most of the fleshy beast is perched.
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No. 42241 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271234864.png - (14.50KB , 504x504 , here you are.png )
42241

>>42237

Face to face with the creature itself!

The creature in question politely asks you why you saw fit to electrocute his tentacle. He's quite well spoken for an octopus.
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No. 42245 ID: 8b14a1

>>42241
Apologize, and say you did not realize it could be reasoned with! Politely ask that he stop terrorizing these locals.
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No. 42247 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271304374.png - (15.33KB , 504x504 , you dare.png )
42247

>>42245

The octopus wants to know what you mean by 'could not be reasoned with'. He accuses you of being racist.
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No. 42250 ID: af8f27

>>42241
Calmly state that you needed to get its attention, and did not mean any harm.

As a representative of the city, you feel obligated to inquire as to the nature of unusual happenings, of which this is certainly one.
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No. 42252 ID: af8f27

>>42247
>He accuses you of being racist.
I believe the term is 'specist'.
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No. 42253 ID: 8b14a1

>>42247
By 'could not be reasoned with,' I mean the last 5 giant monsters tried to kill me on sight. I'm sorry if I built up a "hit first" reaction.
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No. 42258 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271363229.png - (14.50KB , 504x504 , tomato tomahto.png )
42258

>>42252

You correct the octopus on his term.

He tells you that he did in fact mean racist. By the 88th century, where he has time-traveled from, all of humanity has mutated into giant Victorian octopi. He is in fact a human, by 88th century terms.
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No. 42259 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271367684.png - (7.97KB , 504x504 , Yay for the future.png )
42259

>>42258

You're not sure how you feel about that.

(Okay, I'm gonna take a break. I should be back on later.)
>>
No. 42266 ID: fdc826

New goal: Somehow prevent humanity from eventually mutating into giant Victorian octopi.

Until then, though, just apologize, introduce yourself, ask him his name, then ask him what he wants. In that order.
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No. 42338 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271853580.png - (139.18KB , 504x720 , your goals.png )
42338

>>42266

New goal added! My, your handwriting is terrible.
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No. 42348 ID: 1689ab

Well. Don't be rude. Offer him some tea.
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No. 42350 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271899930.png - (19.54KB , 504x504 , a true gentleman.png )
42350

>>42338

As you introduce yourself, the octopus seems to be mollified by your politeness.

He tells you his name is Lord Octopuissance. He used his massive octopus brain to invent a time machine, so he could travel to this time.
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No. 42359 ID: 8b14a1

>>42350
What's so cool about this time period?
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No. 42360 ID: ea9bdd
File 125271986458.png - (11.01KB , 504x504 , teatime.png )
42360

>>42348

You wouldn't want to be an ungracious host, so You use your (medium) superspeed to get both you and Lord Octopuissance a nice cup of English Breakfast.

Further mollified by your offer of tea, Lord Octopuissance tells you that he came back to this time because he has a very grave mission.
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No. 42363 ID: 1689ab

You don't say! We also have a mission of some importance. Perhaps we may be of some use to eachother. Praytell, what exactly is this mission of yours? Perhaps we can be of assistance.
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No. 42364 ID: c80cec

"Pardon my asking, but could I be so bold as to inquire what that mission is?"
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No. 42374 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272029216.png - (14.58KB , 504x504 , what a lovely teatime.png )
42374

>>42363
>>42364

Oh, did he say mission?
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No. 42377 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272036389.png - (10.77KB , 504x504 , and you even offered him tea.png )
42377

>>42374

In the 88th century, "a grave mission" is slang for "I did it for shit and giggles".
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No. 42379 ID: 1689ab

Is he wet? As an octopi I bet he's wet. Let loose the electricity!
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No. 42386 ID: 01383e

>>42377
noes, he must be posessed or something
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No. 42387 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272155736.png - (13.30KB , 504x504 , frytime.png )
42387

>>42379

Time to make some Polvo- no, wait, you already used that line.
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No. 42392 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272170186.png - (18.40KB , 504x504 , test.png )
42392

>>42387

>>42387

Lord Octopuissance does not seem to appreciate being zapped. With a mighty heave of his tentacle, he throws you up into the air.
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No. 42393 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272176737.png - (8.32KB , 504x504 , wish I'd picked flight.png )
42393

>>42392

The laws of gravity may become a concern for you very shortly.
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No. 42395 ID: 01383e

>>42393
land on squid
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No. 42396 ID: 8b14a1

>>42393
Start throwing lightning bolts at him! Hold him in place! We have partial invulnerability, we can take a simple fall like this!
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No. 42414 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272273045.png - (13.19KB , 504x504 , the bigger they are.png )
42414

>>42396
>>42395

There are are no squids to land on, so instead you aim for Lord Octopuissance. You keep up a steady rain of lightning to hold his tentacles at bay.
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No. 42417 ID: ea9bdd
File 12527228143.png - (18.70KB , 504x504 , the easier they are to land on.png )
42417

>>42414

Bam! Right in the mantle, where all of his vital organs are conveniently situated!

The cretin seems stunned. What should you do next?
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No. 42425 ID: 8b14a1

>>42417
LIGHTNING PAUNCH!
>>
No. 42434 ID: f44349

>>42417
KNOCK HIS HAT OFF!
CLEARLY THIS IS WHERE HE GETS ALL HIS POWERS!
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No. 42444 ID: 01383e

>>42417
TAKE HIM TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES

no need not to be civil
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No. 42450 ID: ea9bdd
File 12527240253.png - (10.68KB , 504x504 , hey you asked for it.png )
42450

>>42425
>>42434

LIGHTNING
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No. 42452 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272405488.png - (9.50KB , 504x504 , ripoff yay.png )
42452

PUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHHHH
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No. 42454 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272410338.png - (14.34KB , 504x504 , victory theme.png )
42454

Looks like Lord Octopuissance is down for the count! Got any finishing quips before you bring him to the proper authorities?
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No. 42455 ID: 43d730

>>42454
Say something about sushi.
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No. 42456 ID: 8b14a1

>>42454
"I'm afraid your grave mission has lead you to your grave."

The fact we aren't killing him will have to be overlooked.
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No. 42460 ID: 1689ab

Looks like I'll Sushi you later.
Octopi? More like Octofry.
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No. 42463 ID: 276781

>>42454
And that's why they call me THE SHOCKER!
...Wait, that's not my superhero name...
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No. 42474 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272504046.png - (9.58KB , 504x504 , oh you are a wit.png )
42474

>>42456
>>42460

You've defeated your very first villain and said your victory quip. Now all you have to do is turn this giant octopus in to the police so they can give it a proper trial. I daresay you've got this in the bag!
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No. 42475 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272506186.png - (34.34KB , 504x504 , rainbow vomit.png )
42475

OH HEY WHAT
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No. 42478 ID: 43d730

>>42475
FUCK
CAREBEARS
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
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No. 42482 ID: 1689ab

use superspeed to set up a system of mirrors to reflect rainbow back at octopi corpse.
>>
No. 42490 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272548345.png - (44.54KB , 504x504 , introducing Prismatica.png )
42490

>>42478

It doesn't look to be the work of carebears. In fact, it almost looks like-

Oh my gracious, is that Prismatica? That is Prismatica! She's world-famous! She was voted the 4th most popular superhero by Justice Magazine! What is someone like Prismatica doing in a humble place like Volt City?
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No. 42491 ID: ea9bdd
File 12527255398.png - (36.94KB , 504x504 , Prismatica is a kill stealer copy.png )
42491

...Taking the credit for your work, apparently.


Man, confetti and everything.
>>
No. 42492 ID: 8b14a1

>>42491
Call her on it. You're on a roof, you got lungs. Put em to use.
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No. 42498 ID: fdc826

>>42491
Alright, new goal: Eventually steal one of Prismatica's kills.

For now... honestly, I can't think of anything. Somebody may have seen what really happened, so you may want to do what the above guy said and call her on it.
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No. 42525 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272668418.png - (139.66KB , 504x720 , your new goals.png )
42525

>>42498

New goal added!
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No. 42527 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272676238.png - (52.98KB , 504x504 , hey you.png )
42527

>>42492

You tell Prismatica that taking the credit for something she did not do is immoral and that she should be ashamed of herself!
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No. 42529 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272679962.png - (52.97KB , 504x504 , well I never.png )
42529

>>42527

Prismatica tells you to go eat a dick.
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No. 42531 ID: 35cea2

CUNT PUNT
>>
No. 42532 ID: 1689ab

"Oh please, that's your superpower, not mine."
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No. 42535 ID: 6164e0

>>42529
Okay.

Another goal. Become much more powerful, and fight some crazy strong enemy. Let Prismatica try to steal it, then wait for her to realize it is out of her league, and take a really long time to help when she pleads to you.
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No. 42536 ID: 8b14a1

>>42532
This. A thousand times this.
>>
No. 42537 ID: fdc826

>>42529
Clearly she doesn't share the same strict moral code required to be a hero in these dark times. She is undeserving of her rainbow-vomiting powers.

For now, check up on the octopus. If he is still alive, he may be able to help us with that newest goal...
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No. 42544 ID: fdc826

>>42532
Also, this.

>>42535
...and this.
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No. 42561 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272749276.png - (141.03KB , 504x720 , your new new goals.png )
42561

>>42535

New goal added.
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No. 42563 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272758394.png - (53.00KB , 504x504 , very heroic.png )
42563

>>42532

Prismatica does not appreciate the suggestion that it is in fact her who dines on dick.
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No. 42566 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272768722.png - (5.92KB , 504x504 , out of it.png )
42566

>>42537

Lord Octopuissance is unconscious! His stylish monocle and dapper top hat have been knocked askew.
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No. 42574 ID: 8b14a1

>>42566
Very well then. If she's going to be rude, then lets not associate with her. At least Octopuissance was polite.

Tell her she is a very mean spirited person and a poor model for a super hero, and that you are cancelling your subscription to her fan club.
>>
No. 42575 ID: 43d730

>>42566
Nab them as trophies.
>>
No. 42581 ID: fdc826

>>42566
When he comes to, we should offer him our friendship. I imagine that, being the dapper motherfucker he is, he will have no choice to accept, as he will be shocked by your sudden kindness despite his earlier transgressions.

And, seriously, a giant octopus with a top hat would be the coolest sidekick ever.
>>
No. 42582 ID: 6905cb

>>42566
Recover monocle and top hat. Those will make great conversation starters.
>>
No. 42585 ID: 6164e0

Tell her you know her secret, and grin madly.

She must have several secrets, she should get worried.
>>
No. 42593 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272896049.png - (11.10KB , 504x504 , my impression of you is very poor.png )
42593

>>42574

Not wanting to get involved in something as undignified as an insult fight when you are a superhero, you inform Prismatica that she is a bad excuse for both a human and a hero. She tells you to die in a ditch.

You make sure to throw out your Prismatica fan club badge. And to think you were planning to have her sign it when you were a big shot superhero!
>>
No. 42600 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272913424.png - (9.92KB , 504x504 , this picture is so cute oh my god.png )
42600

>>42575
>>42582

While Prismatica is busy basking in the stolen glory of your victory, you go about appropriating Lord Octopuissance's classy accoutrements. They're a bit big!
>>
No. 42604 ID: 8b14a1

>>42600
Use Minor Electrical Shock to wake up Lord Octopuissance.

Ask him if he will forego his life of villainy and become your sidekick.
>>
No. 42607 ID: 6164e0

>>42604
And if he refuses, let Prismatica fight him, and steal the glory from her to re-knock him out.

JUST AS PLANNED
>>
No. 42617 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272980734.png - (6.72KB , 504x504 , wakey wakey.png )
42617

>>42604

You use a minor electrical shock to jolt Lord Octopuissance awake.
>>
No. 42618 ID: ea9bdd
File 125272983728.png - (5.90KB , 504x504 , morning sunshine.png )
42618

Looks like he's up. What should you say to him?
>>
No. 42620 ID: 8b14a1

>>42618
"Lord Octopuissance, the world needs more polite, intelligent supersquids from the future fighting for the side of truth and justice. Would you be willing to become my earnest crimefighting assistant?"
>>
No. 42622 ID: 6905cb

>>42607
If we're going this route, make sure to restore his monocle and tophat so that he may regain his full powers.
>>
No. 42639 ID: 6164e0

>>42622
But only do it if he refuses to be your crime-fighting partner.
>>
No. 42640 ID: ea9bdd
File 125273066492.png - (6.89KB , 504x504 , oh my oh my.png )
42640

>>42620

Lord Octopuissance tells you that he'd be honored to assist you in your quest for justice.
>>
No. 42642 ID: ed8d8a

>>42622
but that would be bad. you don't want to be bad do you? be good.
>>
No. 42644 ID: ea9bdd
File 125273089189.png - (6.87KB , 504x504 , oh my oh my oh my.png )
42644

Oh, did he say honored?
>>
No. 42645 ID: 6164e0

>>42640
....Okay. But don't turn your back on him, remember, he uses the slang terminology of the Victorian 88th century, there may be a disconnect.
>>
No. 42647 ID: ea9bdd
File 125273095669.png - (98.47KB , 504x504 , oh my oh my oh my oh my.png )
42647

In the 88th century, "honored" is slang for "I'm outta here, suckers!".
>>
No. 42652 ID: ea9bdd
File 12527310255.png - (7.27KB , 504x504 , oh my oh you know how it goes.png )
42652

And with that, he's gone. His voice echoes over the rooftops, declaring that he will be back for his hat and his monocle.

This... could be bad.
>>
No. 42653 ID: fdc826

>>42647
Oh, son of a bitch! We'll get you for this, Lord Octopuissance!

...but, you might want to get out of there before Prismabitch blames you for his escape.
>>
No. 42662 ID: 6164e0

>>42653
No, quick, ask loudly why Prismatica didn't stop her vanquished foe from escaping! If you act quick, you can pin it on her! COMEUPPANCE, I SAY!
>>
No. 42665 ID: fdc826

>>42662
Good thinking, Bob.

Proceed with COMEUPPANCE!
>>
No. 42673 ID: ea9bdd
File 125273210215.png - (22.99KB , 504x504 , and our closer.png )
42673

>>42653

You quickly make your getaway, snagging the monocle and the top hat to take back to your base. Thank god you've got superspeed! If Prismatica is going to take the credit, than she can also take the mess.

Today was an exciting day! You fought your first villain, met your first hero (if you could call her that), and you may very well have made your first nemesis! It looks like there's going to be exciting things ahead for Assault and Battery!
>>
No. 42677 ID: ea9bdd
File 125273222372.png - (9.98KB , 504x504 , ender.png )
42677

That was fun! Thanks to all of you for participating, and I hope Superquest has been a good game so far.

Not sure if I should make a /questdis/ thread or not - we haven't really covered much. Any thoughts?
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No. 42682 ID: fdc826

>>42677
Good art, quick update speed, willingness to do almost any suggestion, and there was a motherfucking giant octopus with a top hat and monocle. Named Lord Octopuissance.

Yeah, I'd say SuperQuest kicks ass.

As for a /questdis/ thread, go ahead and make one if you want; as long as you keep the quest going, I don't care.
>>
No. 42684 ID: 6164e0

>>42677
Should make one, they are always handy.

And Assault and Battery should do TRAINING MONTAGE in between episodes to master his powers and fighting abilities (but not his crime-finding/solving abilities, because then he might get too competent to need us) to get closer to his goal of getting back in a non-villainous way at Prismatica!
>>
No. 42689 ID: ea9bdd

>>42682

I'm... wow, I'm very flattered. Thanks for that.

>>42684

Of course. Without practice, how could he become the raddest superhero?

All right, I'm gonna make a thread then check out for the night.
>>
No. 42693 ID: 8b14a1

I, for one, am loving the shit out of this quest.

I look forward to more. Assault and Battery reminds me of /co/chan.

This is a very good thing.
>>
No. 43060 ID: 01383e

this is a clever quest.

I hope next time adventure finds us shopping at the minimall or something.
>>
No. 43074 ID: ea9bdd
File 125277968170.png - (12.71KB , 504x504 , the assault cave.png )
43074

Under your house, deep in the bowels of the earth lies your secret Super Base!

You're pretty sure you've broken some zoning laws by building it but you did build it in pursuit of justice so hopefully it all balances out?
>>
No. 43076 ID: ea9bdd
File 125277978999.png - (13.77KB , 504x504 , Josie wishes the Hawk were her boyfriend.png )
43076

Your crimefighting assistant Josie has made a helpful chart of your abilities.

Your main weakness seems to be your strength. While you are Superspeedy (medium) and Superdurable (medium) your strength is only normal! This will not do.
>>
No. 43078 ID: ea9bdd
File 125277990190.png - (10.22KB , 504x504 , str up.png )
43078

You start yourself on an exercise regimen to increase your strength. You may not be able to reach Superstrength levels, but at least you can get yourself to a level higher than the average human!

You feel stronger!

(I don't think I'm going to make it today, so this'll be all you get.)
>>
No. 43082 ID: 6164e0

>>43078
(Well, I hope you have time to run it some time soon, but if you got shit to do, that obviously takes precedence.)

Also, Add to goals list: Add to training regimen: Catching and dispersing lightning bolts whenever a lightning storm can be reached.
>>
No. 43165 ID: 6164e0
File 125278925338.jpg - (43.95KB , 504x504 , Assault and Battery.jpg )
43165

...Maaaaaybe what his costume looks like with color?
>>
No. 43172 ID: 8b14a1
File 125278990020.png - (28.44KB , 600x400 , AssaultandBattery.png )
43172

>>43165
Dammit man, NEVER use .jpgs. This took way more effort to clean up than it should have.

.gif or .png! Always!
>>
No. 43209 ID: 6164e0

>>43172
The .png I have is in even worse condition, I shit you not.
>>
No. 43236 ID: c80c5b
File 12527954572.png - (118.94KB , 740x884 , journal_3.png )
43236

>>42652
>His voice echoes over the rooftops, declaring that he will be back for his hat and his monocle.
I guess he really likes his hat.
>>
No. 44053 ID: ea9bdd
File 12528895529.png - (8.80KB , 504x504 , Issue 2 GO.png )
44053

By night, you are Prismatica, Lady of Light. By day, however, you keep up your secret identity. You've just finished your job for the day.

What is your secret identity name and occupation?
>>
No. 44055 ID: 43d730

>>44053
Undercover cop/mob enforcer.
>>
No. 44056 ID: f78140

>>44053
the best disguises are ones nobody would ever think you'd use. accordingly, your secret identity name and occupation are
Starshine Avenue, and you are a lightly dressed Personal "Escort".
>>
No. 44057 ID: ea9bdd
File 125288982361.png - (10.99KB , 504x504 , why would you do that.png )
44057

>>44056
>lightly dressed Personal "Escort"

Oh my goodness! The children are terrified. Try again.
>>
No. 44058 ID: 950857

>>44053
Curator of the Prismatica Fan Club archives.
>>
No. 44059 ID: 01383e

>>44053
superheroes don't have much money, right?

so, hotdog vendor. complete with a cart.

god I wish I had a cart I could wheel around.
>>
No. 44060 ID: 8b14a1

>>44057
A veterinarian. She specializes in kittens.
>>
No. 44062 ID: 9e9b47

Limo Driver
>>
No. 44065 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289089474.png - (9.50KB , 504x504 , KITTENS.png )
44065

>>44055
>>44059
>>44060

You work as an undercover cop, ironically having a secret identity for your secret identity. On weekends, you sell hotdogs from a cart to finance your way through veterinary school. One day in the future, you will not only be the defender of justice. You will also be the defender of kittens.

What is your secret identity name?
>>
No. 44078 ID: 8b14a1

Prissy M. Tika.
>>
No. 44079 ID: 43d730

>>44065
Alessandra Septimus.
>>
No. 44085 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289259591.png - (7.86KB , 504x504 , untitled.png )
44085

>>44078

What, seriously?
>>
No. 44086 ID: f4963f

>>44065
Alex.

Just Alex.
>>
No. 44087 ID: 9e9b47

>>44085

Helga Jenkins
>>
No. 44089 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289282124.png - (10.85KB , 504x504 , beepbeepbeep.png )
44089

>>44079
>>44086

You are Alessandra Septimus, but everyone just calls you Alex.

Uh oh, looks like your comlink's beeping.
>>
No. 44091 ID: 8b14a1

Answer comlink in a hardboiled way.
>>
No. 44096 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289344845.png - (9.96KB , 504x504 , tiny.png )
44096

>>44091

You drop your book of adorable kittens to gruffly answer your comlink. If there's crime out there, you're going to fight it to submission like the hardboiled superhero you are.
>>
No. 44097 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289349324.png - (19.25KB , 504x504 , Introducing Spectrum.png )
44097

Your father wants to know why you are using such a forceful tone.
>>
No. 44098 ID: 8b14a1

>>44097
S-sorry. I thought it was an emergency...

...Pick up kittens book.
>>
No. 44099 ID: 904da4

You've had a somewhat bad day.

What with stealing the spotlight from another hero, and then letting the villain escape at the last moment. You should feel bad.
>>
No. 44100 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289406980.png - (10.52KB , 504x504 , she loves that book.png )
44100

>>44098

You apologize and pick your book up.
>>
No. 44102 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289412459.png - (19.26KB , 504x504 , he has a subscription.png )
44102

Your father tells you he read the newest issue of justice magazine. He saw you were voted fourth most popular superhero.
>>
No. 44105 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289421615.png - (19.80KB , 504x504 , lol asian parents.png )
44105

He wants to know why you are not the first most popular superhero. He tells you he is disappointed in you and is ashamed you are his daughter. He asks if you know how much he sacrificed to raise you to be the best superhero you can be.
>>
No. 44109 ID: 01383e

>>44105
screw you old man, you were a drunk!
>>
No. 44110 ID: 904da4

>>44105
Wow. Tell him if he's so ashamed of you, he can feel free to fuck off. Being derided on a regular basis for not being the very peak of human existence doesn't exactly help the situation in any way, shape, or form.
>>
No. 44112 ID: f4963f

>>44105
Ask him how popular a superhero he is.

Then tell him to fight off time-travelling victorian octupii if he thinks it's so easy.

Not that we did, but, y'know. The question's rhetorical.
>>
No. 44113 ID: 8b14a1

"And 3 months ago I was the 6th most popular superhero! Daddy, being the best takes some time. I am well on my way, and I'll be at the top soon."
>>
No. 44122 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289545477.png - (9.02KB , 504x504 , Father issues.png )
44122

>>44109

Yesterday you had to deal with some dumbshit newbie muscling in on your territory, then you had to tell the police how a gigantic octopus mysteriously disappeared, and now your father is starting in on his "you are worthless everything would be better if you were born a boy" diatribes. No. Enough of this shit. You call out your father on his own tumultuous heroic career.
>>
No. 44123 ID: ea9bdd
File 125289557119.png - (8.75KB , 504x504 , uggghhhh.png )
44123

Your father is furious that you would speak back to him. He tells you that he will have very harsh words with you when you are not acting so unreasonable. With that, he hangs up.

Ugh. Speaking of your father's alcoholism, you really need a drink.

(I'm going out to dinner, so no clue if I'll be back on tonight.)
>>
No. 44222 ID: ea9bdd

(Annnnddd I'm back)
>>
No. 44227 ID: 8b14a1

Acquire DRINK.
>>
No. 44229 ID: 13dac4

>>44123
Acquire some alcohol to boost your Imagination stat!
>>
No. 44232 ID: 01383e

Drink more!

become your father!
>>
No. 44246 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290437147.png - (8.88KB , 504x504 , prismatica sleuth.png )
44246

>>44229

I'm afraid you're in the wrong game for that!
>>
No. 44249 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290450885.png - (8.07KB , 504x504 , totally reputable.png )
44249

You decide to go to a bar to drink away the fact that your father has never told you that he loves you.

As you head to your usual dive, you notice something in the alley.

Hmm, was that there before?
>>
No. 44251 ID: 13dac4

>>44246
I guess I'll hold off on my suggestion to build a fort out of the pages of your cat book...

It probably wouldn't've worked anyway. Maybe probably.
>>
No. 44265 ID: 192956

>>44123
Better idea find someone to drink with.
>>
No. 44276 ID: f4963f

>>44249
Investigate said REPUTABLE BAR.

It is certainly reputable, but you can never be too sure.
>>
No. 44284 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290591184.png - (5.34KB , 504x504 , speakeasy slot.png )
44284

>>44276

You try the doorknob, but the door is locked.

The little slot at the top of the door slides open. A gruff voice asks you if you are a good citizen.
>>
No. 44300 ID: 8b14a1

"One of the best."
>>
No. 44306 ID: 6164e0

>>44284
"Yes, in fact, hell I'll be Prismatica if it makes you happy, NOW LET ME IN."
>>
No. 44311 ID: 192956

>>44306
Don't give away your secret identity.
>>
No. 44314 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290699139.png - (5.48KB , 504x504 , quick on the draw ain't ya bob.png )
44314

>>44300

He asks you if you have any evidence of how reputable you are.
>>
No. 44321 ID: 8b14a1

>>44314
We're a cop, right? Flash that badge.
>>
No. 44323 ID: 192956

>>44314
bend a metal pole or something that won't give away your identity yet still show you have power.
>>
No. 44326 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290792291.png - (6.33KB , 504x504 , Prismatica is a flasher.png )
44326

>>44321

You show your police badge. The man at the eye slot turns away. You can hear a muttered conversation, then a woman's voice loudly declares that such a reputable citizen should certainly be let in.
>>
No. 44328 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290795535.png - (19.71KB , 504x504 , so very reputable.png )
44328

...Well. This is different.
>>
No. 44329 ID: 6164e0

>>44311
I suggested it because a sarcastic remark about a well known hero would be likely interpreted as just that, a sarcastic remark. It would actually be a fairly effective way to hide the identity, to mock the very chance it is true.
>>
No. 44334 ID: 6164e0

>>44328
...Okay. Inspect the place, but make a mental note there is a superhero bar in town now. Might want to come in costume some other time, check it out that way.
>>
No. 44336 ID: 192956

>>44334
Make a note that people apparently do not need heads to function...
>>
No. 44338 ID: 13dac4

>>44328
You know what, forget this. Just stop by a liquor shop on the way home and buy a bottle of vodka. Unless you feel like sniffing out whatever plot hook is lying around this place.
>>
No. 44349 ID: 1689ab

Act cool. Pretend theres nothing here you havnt seen before. Proceed to get Liqured up.
>>
No. 44357 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290979698.png - (16.47KB , 504x504 , upsy.png )
44357

>>44336

The headless woman seems to notice your staring. She apologizes for giving you such a shock and offers to make herself look more comfortable.
>>
No. 44359 ID: ea9bdd
File 125290987123.png - (10.03KB , 504x504 , daisy.png )
44359

That's.... not really more comfortable.

The woman asks you what you would like to drink.
>>
No. 44362 ID: 6faa8c

Looks like Yorick got away when things got dicey in '99.
>>
No. 44367 ID: 8b14a1

Some hard scotch. On the rocks.
>>
No. 44369 ID: ea9bdd

>>44359
>>44357

Whoops she's supposed to be wearing a necklace!

...just pretend that it's there.
>>
No. 44371 ID: efa41b

How about a mojito?
>>
No. 44383 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291135870.png - (9.86KB , 504x504 , so totally reputable.png )
44383

>>44367

You ask her for a scotch on the rocks. Why not start out with whiskey if you're drinking to forget?

The woman takes a bottle and says some weird unpronounceable word.
>>
No. 44384 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291141612.png - (65.24KB , 504x504 , i see no downside.png )
44384

A scotch on the rocks appears in the circle... thing. The woman tells you to take it.
>>
No. 44386 ID: ea9bdd

>>44383

FUCK NECKLACE

AND I EVEN CORRECTED MYSELF FUCK
>>
No. 44387 ID: 13dac4

>>44383
Yeah, don't take it. This woman can't even be honest about her jewelry, with her disappearing necklace and all. There's no way you should trust that drink.
>>
No. 44389 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291164063.png - (11.82KB , 504x504 , it totally was guys.png )
44389

>>
No. 44390 ID: f4963f

>>44384
... ask if she's really sure this is reputable. The laws of physics are laws too!

... superheroes get special permits for these sorts of things. You're exempt, Alex.
>>
No. 44393 ID: 192956

>>44389
Just claim her super power is to alter the flow of the quest.
>>
No. 44395 ID: 1689ab

That disapearing/reapearing necklace is clearly fucking around with reality. One minute it was always there, the next it was never there... I dunno. Seems a bit fishy to me.
>>
No. 44397 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291234222.png - (10.65KB , 504x504 , trust the lady with a skull for a head.png )
44397

>>44390

The woman assures you that her establishment and refreshments are both reputable. Why else would she make a bar to attract good citizens with admirable character and delicious, delicious souls?
>>
No. 44399 ID: 9e9b47

>>44397

Fair enough. Have a drink.
>>
No. 44401 ID: 6faa8c

>>44397
To steal them.
>>
No. 44402 ID: 6faa8c

>>44397
To steal them.
>>
No. 44403 ID: 28e9d7

>>44397
Oh I dunno, to eat them?
>>
No. 44404 ID: 1689ab

To steal them. Ask how much the drink costs before further consumption.
>>
No. 44405 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291376527.png - (7.99KB , 504x504 , OBJECTION.png )
44405

>>44401
>>44403
>>44404

You ask the woman what the hell she thinks she's playing at.
>>
No. 44406 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291381120.png - (10.57KB , 504x504 , how she snaps with those fingers I dunno.png )
44406

She tells you that she tires of this cat and mouse game. She snaps her fingers and... your... head feels.......
>>
No. 44407 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291383254.png - (5.65KB , 504x504 , down you go.png )
44407

>>
No. 44408 ID: ea9bdd
File 125291386522.png - (11.22KB , 504x504 , don't make date rape jokes please.png )
44408

(And I'm out for the night. Next issue we'll be back to A&B!)
>>
No. 44409 ID: 28e9d7

>>44408
Hey, at least you're unconscious so you don't have to stare into those eyeless sockets while she rapes you!

Buh-dum, psh!
>>
No. 44689 ID: ea9bdd
File 125297191088.png - (8.38KB , 504x504 , where the monocle went btw.png )
44689

What you really need are cool gadgets! Every hero worth his salt has gadgets and tools.

You know your crimefighting assistant has some in development. You decide to go to her room to see if she's made any progress.
>>
No. 44692 ID: ea9bdd
File 12529719792.png - (18.84KB , 504x504 , Josie REALLY wishes the Hawk was her boyfriend.png )
44692

Oh boy! You can't wait to see what sort of stuff she has in store for y... ou...
>>
No. 44693 ID: ea9bdd
File 125297199554.png - (17.98KB , 504x504 , uh oh.png )
44693

>>
No. 44696 ID: ea9bdd
File 125297215280.png - (12.11KB , 504x504 , and stay out.png )
44696

As you are kicked out the door, Josie also kicks out three lengths of braided wire, with small weights on the ends of about ten to fifteen feet.

You have three new tools!
>>
No. 44698 ID: f78140

>>44696
next time, remember to knock. especially since barging in like that is something rude like what a villain would do. you don't want people to think you're a villain, do you?
>>
No. 44703 ID: ea9bdd

(I might start the next issue later today. Depends on a few things.)
>>
No. 44737 ID: 586d0f

Investigate strange rings.
>>
No. 44779 ID: 43d730

>>44737
Those are our new weapons.
Practice twirling them about a little, and keep a watch out for trouble on the EVILDAR.
Also, how do you fund this? Privately?
>>
No. 44803 ID: ed8d8a

Those are the conductive sort of wire, right? Is there any difference between the three of them?
>>
No. 45208 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307426082.png - (8.89KB , 504x504 , that's supposed to be a cubicle.png )
45208

>>44803

They are indeed conductive! It would be a bit silly if they weren't.
The three wires are each of different lengths - one is 10 feet, one is 12.5, and one is 15. The weighted ends means that they spin quite well!

>>44779

You fund yourself! Building your secret base took out most of your savings, so you don't have much cash on hand. You get money from your job.

Speaking of your job, you get over there before you're late for work.

Your secret identity job is a lowly office worker for a company. What does the company produce?
>>
No. 45209 ID: 6faa8c

>>45208
Batteries, clearly.
>>
No. 45212 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307473247.png - (45.32KB , 504x504 , obviously.png )
45212

>>45209

You work at a battery company.

The newest issue of Justice Magazine has just come out! You made sure to get it hot off the press. Maybe there'll be an article about you in there! Oh boy!
>>
No. 45232 ID: 1689ab

Read it read it read it!
>>
No. 45233 ID: d51fa7

>>45212
Don't read it at your desk, that's unprofessional!

Sneak it into the bathroom and read it in there.
>>
No. 45234 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307681844.png - (11.50KB , 504x504 , if I see that fucking hawk one more time.png )
45234

>>45233

You sneak off to the bathroom so as to appear to be a model employee. You do want that promotion!
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No. 45235 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307684627.png - (75.07KB , 720x504 , this took more effort than I thought it would.png )
45235

What.
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No. 45236 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307692092.png - (9.46KB , 504x504 , RARGH.png )
45236

What is this?

Basalt and Battery!?! They spelled your name wrong! And Prismatica managed to steal your spotlight by not even being there!
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No. 45237 ID: d51fa7

>>45235
Ahahahahaha. Ahah hahahahaha. Hahahaha.

That made me lol so hard.
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No. 45242 ID: 6faa8c

>>45235
Oh, Spectrum's just bitter because he had to run around shooting rainbows at people.

OH NOES!

Listen close, Battery. Prismatica may be a bit of a... okay, a lot of a bitch, but you'll be worse than her if you don't look into this! She may not be a damsel in distress, exactly, but she is a fellow super and you're all in this together! I'm certain you have vacation time saved up for just such an occasion!
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No. 45246 ID: 476456

you have to admit basalt and battery is a pretty cool name too.
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No. 45253 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307793315.png - (8.30KB , 504x504 , nice tie.png )
45253

>>45242

You're right. You signed up to fight for justice, and that means fighting for it even if the one in peril is a mega-bitch.

You'll dip into your vacation time to take the rest of the day off.

Where should you start looking?
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No. 45256 ID: 6faa8c

>>45253
:METAGAMEING: Try strange bars.

Non-metagaming: Ask her father where he heard from her last. Work with other heroes and ask your sidekick for help.

:METAGAMEING: This was foul play.
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No. 45261 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307890318.png - (8.08KB , 504x504 , beepbeep.png )
45261

>>45256

You call your sideki- your crimefighting assistant to ask for her crimefighting assistance.
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No. 45266 ID: ea9bdd
File 125307908488.jpg - (63.16KB , 504x504 , Josie saved the cover of Justice Magazine.jpg )
45266

You're in luck! Josie tells you that she start poking around since she read about the disappearance this morning.

Josie tells you that there is definitely something strange going on. Apparently, Arc City has a history of people disappearing. Similar missing person cases have popped up on the same day annually as far back as the records in Arc City go.
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No. 45269 ID: 6faa8c

>>45266
Is there any pattern? similar careers? Firefighters, policemen, lawyers, bitches, etc? There may or may not be a larger ploy here. What we need to do here is work with the police on this matter. be organized! Be efficient! Have a plan to... just have a plan.
>>
No. 45278 ID: 904da4

>>45266
Interesting. If you can pinpoint where each of these missing persons was last known to be before they disappeared, you can probably rough out a manageable area to search!
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No. 45284 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308002165.png - (47.01KB , 504x504 , e.png )
45284

>>45269
>>45278

Josie tells you that there is a correlation - several people who had been of note in Arc City were among those who disappeared. Also, quite a number of people law enforcement.

There's not a lot of info on where the people disppeared, but from what Josie can tell it seems to mainly be in the northern downtown area.
>>
No. 45287 ID: 476456

To Downtown! Have Josie tail you in plainclothes in case you disappear,that way she can tip off other heros.
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No. 45288 ID: 6faa8c

>>45284
We'll need backup for this!

We need to contact the...

Sigh.

Tell her we will need to contact the Hawk. We can't let this pass, but if they've managed to do so damn many, we can't take any chances.

And no, she can't come with.

Yes, we'll get her a signature on her plushie.
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No. 45295 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308102133.png - (36.08KB , 504x504 , go go A & B.png )
45295

>>45287

You suggest that Josie tail you, and she laughs for a good three minutes. Oh well.

To Arc City you go!
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No. 45296 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308104724.png - (9.55KB , 504x504 , look familiar.png )
45296

Hmm, nothing looks very suspicious.
>>
No. 45302 ID: ea9bdd

>>45288

(I have seeeeecret plans for the Hawk. He comes later!)
>>
No. 45313 ID: 6faa8c

>>45296
Tread carefully, Bats.
>>
No. 45314 ID: f4963f

>>45296
Look for something disreputable! Clearly only someone or something up to no good could be doing this.
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No. 45316 ID: ea9bdd
File 12530829151.png - (8.69KB , 504x504 , fuck perspective.png )
45316

>>45313

You decide to go look around. Maybe there might be something suspicious in one of the alleys? Alleys are pretty suspicious in themselves, right?


Huh. What's the deal with this place?
>>
No. 45320 ID: 192956

>>45316
Go on in the seem repuatable.
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No. 45321 ID: 6faa8c

>>45316
METAGAMING: It's where Prismatica was.

Ingaming: I don't like the look of it. It's trying too damn hard. take a peek, but if anything seems off, CALL THE ASSISTANT SIDEKICK GIRL, TAKE DOWN AND ADDRESS, then go in.
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No. 45323 ID: 4553b2

>>45321
Seconding this! Put the address of this place into your handy dandy notebook you always carry with you.
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No. 45325 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308347625.png - (12.51KB , 504x504 , you have never been here before.png )
45325

>>45321
>>45323

You record the address and wire Josie. Nothing wrong with being cautious.

It looks like it's been cleaned out. There's some sort of circle - chalk, maybe? That's been smudged and a book on the floor.
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No. 45326 ID: 6faa8c

>>45325
If you have something to take pictures with, photograph the scene without touching anything. then Take a look at the book.
>>
No. 45327 ID: 192956

>>45325
Take pictures and examine piece of paper.
Take caution this might be a crime scene.
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No. 45332 ID: 4553b2

>>45326
If you have no camera, make a crude illustration in your handy dandy notebook.

Man that thing is useful.
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No. 45333 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308412647.png - (11.15KB , 504x504 , he's supposed to be kneeling or something FUC.png )
45333

>>45326
>>45327

You don't have anything to photograph the scene with. That's a good idea, though! You'll see if Josie has anything later.

The book appears to be about adorable kittens.
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No. 45335 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308431459.png - (88.39KB , 504x504 , should be in a louvre.png )
45335

>>45332

You make an illustration in your notebook.

It's a good thing you're such a competent artist!
>>
No. 45338 ID: 4553b2

>>45335
Excellent! Check BAR, CABINET, and CIRCLE for clues!
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No. 45339 ID: efa41b

What's that behind you?
>>
No. 45340 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308490319.png - (8.43KB , 504x504 , dun dun dun.png )
45340

>>45339

It appears to be a man! Huh, how did you not notice him before?

Does he have three ey-
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No. 45341 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308492325.png - (11.68KB , 504x504 , lasertime.png )
45341

AHHH WHAT
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No. 45349 ID: 4553b2

>>45341
SUPER SPEED LEFT.

Then use Special Attack: TWO PRONGED TAZER!

It involves making the Rock Paper Scissor's Scissor hand sign, and then jabbing him in the stomach with lots of lightning backing you up.
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No. 45353 ID: ea9bdd
File 12530865067.png - (24.06KB , 504x504 , DODGE LEFT.png )
45353

>>45349

LEFT YOU GO
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No. 45354 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308660515.png - (47.92KB , 504x504 , scissors beats paper.png )
45354

You use your two pronged taser attack on the weird laser man. He takes a heavy hit, but by attacking the stomach you put yourself in his eye line. Luckily you have (medium) invulnerability, but ow!
>>
No. 45355 ID: 904da4

While he's stunned from the shock, zip behind him and try to render him unconscious with your followup.
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No. 45356 ID: f4963f

>>45354
Get behind him! Grapple him and release ELECTRIC DISCHARGES of JUSTICE!
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No. 45357 ID: 4553b2

>>45356
From behind? A COWARDLY TACTIC! We are a true super hero, we face out opponents head on!

Use SUPER SPEED to zig and zag out of the way of his laser vision, and launch a LIGHTNING PAUNCH when the opportunity presents itself.
>>
No. 45359 ID: 904da4

>>45357
Sadly, we are only a medium superspeeder, and thus can't dodge LAZERS. We must fight SMART, not brave!
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No. 45361 ID: 4553b2

>>45359
...An unfortunate truth.

I concede, we must fight dirty. FOR JUSTICE!
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No. 45363 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308786366.png - (33.02KB , 504x504 , in b4 surprise buttsex joke.png )
45363

>>45355
>>45356

Though it pains you to attack from behind, such sacrifices must be made when you are fighting a laser triclops!
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No. 45365 ID: ea9bdd
File 12530878938.png - (13.15KB , 504x504 , zappity zap.png )
45365

Taste electric justice!
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No. 45366 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308799221.png - (9.14KB , 504x504 , victory theme.png )
45366

And he's down. You'll wonder why he attacked you later. Now is the most important part of any superhero fight!

Got any victory quips?
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No. 45367 ID: f78140

>>45366
"I suppose you find your loss"
*sunglasses*
"Shocking?"
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>
No. 45368 ID: 4553b2

>>45366
"I bet you didn't see that one coming."
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No. 45369 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308855431.png - (10.62KB , 504x504 , YEAAAHHHHHHH.png )
45369

>>45368

Aw yeah.

Now that you've got the quip quipped, you might want to go find out what that was all about.
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No. 45370 ID: 904da4

>>45368
This one, followed immediately by
>>45367

Also, its not so bad. We just need to find a way to make sure he can't laser beam us during interrogation, then attempt to zap him back to consciousness like we did with our dapper friend, Lord Octopuissance.
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No. 45371 ID: 904da4

Also:

We are the best. Superhero. Ever.
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No. 45373 ID: ea9bdd
File 125308955189.png - (9.32KB , 504x504 , lol i dunno.png )
45373

>>45370

That's a good idea, but what can you block it with?
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No. 45374 ID: 904da4

>>45373
What do we have? If we had a small pocket mirror of some sort, I would suggest affixing it directly over his third eye. We have that length of metal wire, which we might be able to use to restrain him and zap him if he tries to break free. We could also lay him on his stomach while tied up and keep our boot against his head to ensure he can't turn it to look at us.
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No. 45375 ID: ea9bdd
File 125309032437.png - (8.21KB , 504x504 , sleepytime.png )
45375

Whatever you use, the result will have to wait 'til later.
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No. 45736 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316341356.png - (8.60KB , 504x504 , lol i still dunno.png )
45736

>>45374

You don't have a pocket mirror on hand, but you could probably get one pretty quickly. You'd have to leave the triclops to get it, though.

The other two ideas seem sound. Should you try one of them or go for the mirror?
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No. 45739 ID: ea9bdd

Oh yeah namefield.
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No. 45740 ID: 6164e0

>>45736
Stay, flip him on his back, boot on back.

You don't know how long he will be out, after all.
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No. 45744 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316467326.png - (9.84KB , 504x504 , tried drawing this full but it was fetishy.png )
45744

>>45740

You tie him up and keep a foot planted firmly on his back.

You could wait for him to wake up or zap him awake.
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No. 45747 ID: 192956

>>45744
give him a zap...but first make his face look funny with perminant marker.
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No. 45748 ID: 43d730

>>45747
The real reason to have a utility belt.
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No. 45753 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316554367.png - (10.79KB , 504x504 , oh you guuyyyys.png )
45753

>>45747

It's a good thing you have that marker. Not only can you draw stunningly accurate renditions of crime scenes, you can also make interrogations a lot more hilarious!
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No. 45754 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316557444.png - (10.74KB , 504x504 , wakey wakey.png )
45754

Hopefully this guy won't voip back into the timestream.
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No. 45757 ID: 192956

Well who would voip into the timestream looking like such an idiot. Clearly our plan is full proof.

Now ask him why he tried to kill you. (and try to remind him of his failure as much as possible)
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No. 45758 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316627543.png - (10.73KB , 504x504 , no go.png )
45758

>>45757

He isn't saying anything.
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No. 45759 ID: 192956

>>45758
Ask him if he's mute if yes tell him to nod his head if nothing tell him he's a dick who needs some hair and begin to draw some hair on his head with the marker. (clearly the most brilliant torture technique)
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No. 45760 ID: ea9bdd
File 125316681127.png - (11.11KB , 504x504 , oho.png )
45760

>>45759

You ask if he is mute. He says nothing.

As you start to draw hair on his head, he asks you if you are a good citizen.

So he can talk.
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No. 45761 ID: 192956

>>45760
try to keep the topic focused on him
"I don't think your in a position to ask questions, besides whats it too you?"
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No. 45762 ID: ea9bdd

(Sorry, looks like I'll have to cut out early.)
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No. 45763 ID: 4553b2

>>45760
"I like to think I am a good citizen. But since you attacked me, you can't be a good citizen, and everyone knows good citizens are allowed to use marker on bad citizens."
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No. 47523 ID: 97b54b
File 125340577479.png - (11.25KB , 504x504 , yeah you know where this is going.png )
47523

>>45763

He does not respond to your impeccable use of logic. Instead, he asks you if you have any evidence of how reputable you are.
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No. 47527 ID: 43d730

>>47523
I'm running around in this getup in broad daylight and no one's made a beef with me, so I must be a superhero.
And superheroes are automatically good citizens.
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No. 47543 ID: 97b54b
File 125340843663.png - (40.44KB , 504x504 , and a one.png )
47543

>>47527

After you say that, he-

Actually you have no idea what he's doing.
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No. 47544 ID: 97b54b
File 125340847759.png - (5.85KB , 504x504 , and a two.png )
47544

what
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No. 47546 ID: 97b54b
File 125340852038.png - (36.65KB , 504x504 , and a three.png )
47546

WHAT
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No. 47548 ID: 97b54b
File 125340859758.png - (11.37KB , 504x504 , and a done.png )
47548

YOU ARE SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
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No. 47553 ID: 43d730

>>47548
Check around you, if no one is present, then book it in a random direction.
If there is someone threatening, book it, then circle back around to figure out what they're up to.
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No. 47558 ID: 97b54b
File 125341036917.png - (9.36KB , 504x504 , can't draw houses either.png )
47558

>>47553

You appear to be in a swamp of some sort.

There's no one you can see, but there's some sort of old shack up ahead.
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No. 47564 ID: 43d730

>>47558
Sneak around back and check for windows.
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No. 47569 ID: 97b54b
File 125341131241.png - (11.61KB , 504x504 , can't see shit cap'n.png )
47569

>>47564

You found a window.

At least, you are fairly certain that it is a window.

From the front of the house, a woman's voice asks if there are any guests out there.
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No. 47574 ID: 476456

"Yessum"
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No. 47579 ID: 97b54b
File 125341198854.png - (7.58KB , 504x504 , mysteeeeerious.png )
47579

>>47574

The voice urges you to come in.

When you look around to the front of the house, the door is open. No one is there, and it's too dark to see into the house.

Man, your day is getting really weird.
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No. 47582 ID: 43d730

>>47579
Don't go in.
Climb a tree outside and look in the window.
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No. 47588 ID: 4553b2

>>47579
Shoot a lightning bolt through the door frame before entering.
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No. 47590 ID: d2781d

Create an arc of lightning between two of your fingers to make light.
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No. 47592 ID: 97b54b
File 12534124064.png - (7.36KB , 504x504 , sooooo mysteerrrrrious.png )
47592

>>47582

The view doesn't look much different from up here!
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No. 47602 ID: 97b54b
File 125341341186.png - (7.30KB , 504x504 , here it comes.png )
47602

>>47590

Before you go into this darkened doorway, you need a little light.
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No. 47604 ID: 97b54b
File 125341351466.png - (11.38KB , 504x504 , oh hello.png )
47604

...




...




...This is the WEIRDEST day.
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No. 47605 ID: d2781d

Zap her. Quickly.
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No. 47610 ID: 4553b2

>>47605
Now now, that would be rude.

Introduce yourself. Ask who she is.
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No. 47611 ID: 97b54b
File 125341503297.png - (11.96KB , 504x504 , AAAAHHHHH.png )
47611

>>47605

AAAAAAAAHHHHH SKULL HEAD WITH BOOBS ZAP IT ZAP IT ZAP IT
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No. 47612 ID: 97b54b
File 125341514024.png - (57.77KB , 504x504 , rejected.png )
47612

The skullfaces woman makes a circle in the air and your lightning is deflected by some sort of... line of chalk thing.

The woman tells you to calm down, child. After all, you are her guest,
>>
No. 47614 ID: 97b54b

Guest. With a period at the end.
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No. 47617 ID: 4553b2

Ask her for her name. Do not give her your name unless she asks.
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No. 47633 ID: 97b54b
File 125341760991.png - (11.35KB , 504x504 , congrats Bob.png )
47633

>>47617

She tells you she's had many names. She has been spoken of as Suzoo Roo, she has been worshiped as Lady Lavaeu, and she has been cursed as Nzambi's Witch.

Nowadays, however, she prefers that you call her...

Madame Voodoo.
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No. 47634 ID: 97b54b
File 125341763129.png - (14.05KB , 504x504 , niiiight.png )
47634

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No. 47670 ID: 4553b2

>>47633
Ask Madam Voodoo if she is one of those voodoo people who uses dolls, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses names, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses potions and powders and stuff. Because if she is a name used you aren't going to tell her your name is Assault and Battery, because that would be dumb of you.
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