this is a joke... right? Meh, got nothing too pressing at the moment-


How bout Edgar the squeemish tentacle monster

Julio the blind mole rat.

Since he's blind, he's not going to be able to do his porn quest through a computer screen as the norm. He's limited to braille porn and radio play porn.

Nameless, a slime girl.
She's actually sexless but uses her disguise to fool others and then dissolve them with her horrible acidic flesh

viktor the tentacled beast.

I'm fucking James Joyce baby, I hope your ready for my prick my darling brown-arsed fuckbird

My name is Yiffles and I am a Fire Kitsune

Well if none of you want to take this at face value I sure will.

I can use Scalene without Typo killing me, right? I pick her.

>>450575
Or maybe dude-Scalene. That exists, right?

>>450576
>>450575

Actually Scalene has never managed to find his or her genitals before.

>>450579
So dude-Scalene it is then.

With all the snake-ness. Aww yeah.

The door slams open violently. Through the blinding light you can make out the silhouette of JAMES JOYCE with a depraved voice he calls.
"I hope you tire of frigging your own little cunt for I have returned."
Stepping forward and ready to molest the entirety of Nat's body he pauses for her reaction.

Yiffles stands in a shadowy corner and looks around.

Cumin 2012/09/02(Sun)18:19 No. 450934 ID: 50b072
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Franklin came over. He is looking for a good time.

He brought his N64 and a bunch of controllers in his backpack.

He has a lot of games but he really wants to play Star Wars Episode I Racer.

>>450934
Aw man dat shit is da bomb

play some strip matches yo

if you're impatient go by lap

>>450942
No, go by position, every time you fall behind a position you take something off.

>>450942
Do this, each loss you remove an article of clothing

The Disembodied Angry Skull floats and glares at everyone in utter jealousy.

Strip Star Wars Episode I Racer followed by Strip Quest 64.

California 2012/09/02(Sun)19:50 No. 450993 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi enters the room, despite not knowing anyone and not being invited. But, she's ready to work some joysticks, if you know what she means.

>>450993

No I am not sure what she means.

Yiffles stands in the shadowy corner and waits for something to happen.

>>450934
>Star Wars Racer
Literally kill this person and take their game

Cumin 2012/09/02(Sun)22:34 No. 451075 ID: 50b072
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Franklin isn't entirely sure he's comfortable with playing strip video games. It would probably get really awkward.

Besides, he's wearing way more clothes than anyone else; it just wouldn't be fair.

>>451075
sounds like you're CHICKEN.

>>451075
Sounds like you need to pre-strip

>>451075
Okay fine just sit on the couch with the girls and play your video games like a huge virgin.

Basil 2012/09/02(Sun)23:38 No. 451120 ID: f72f26
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Glyt the the timid horse Astranian sees the lonely Yiffles and offers him some doritos

"you should join the party, I saw Franklin brought a nintendo, won't that be fun?"

Yo what kind of doritos are those if they're cool ranch get in on that shit if they're nacho get out

Yiffles is allergic to Doritos. Sie leaves the Internet Forever.

>>451078

okay 1- i don't understand this quest
2- whut
3- how do i get in on this
and finally
4- turn the ashes into milkshakes for the gang

>>451167
As part of point 1, I'd like to ask if the guy who keeps naming himself after spices and states starting with C is the author with a dynamic IP, since the art style seems similar.


Also, how are suggestions chosen?

I agree with 4, by the way. The Angry Disembodied Skull is placated by this offer and becomes the Disembodied Skull.

>>451192
Nah, it's people mimicking the OP. Note that Cumin had the same IP both times.

Fennel 2012/09/03(Mon)19:15 No. 451495 ID: 14a1d0
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Oh man, Star Wars Episode 1 Racer. Kandi is all up for that and if Franklin has too many clothes for things to be fair, she can borrow some from Nat. She's not using them and those shorts were really riding up anyway.

who is winning?

Alright some new rules:
If you draw a thing that counts as a thing that officially happened in the quest.
And also no real people that is kinda weird.

ALSO I had an update drawn but Fennel ninja'd me and now it doesnt make sense anymore, so I can't upload it.

Nat: continue plotting their demise.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/04(Tue)00:03 No. 451584 ID: 75fe35
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Okay whatever, I'm going out on a limb here. Do I have to use a fucking herb name? Is this how you play? I have no fucking idea. Can you make a questdis, plox?


Kali is late. She brought a large amount of bacon with her. Kali says hello to Nat.

Cumin 2012/09/04(Tue)07:52 No. 451630 ID: 50b072
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Franklin asks Nat if she wants to play, too.

He has other games that four players can play.

Like Mario Party and Goldeneye and Bomberman and Diddy Kong Racing.

After all, he came over here to play with Nat in the first place.

Nat would rather read a book and watch while they play their video games.

1/2 Ham 2012/09/04(Tue)08:54 No. 451642 ID: 34cbef
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Bam goes the door as Phillip comes to the party, armed with a foot of justice and some vidya games to return.

2/2 Ham 2012/09/04(Tue)08:57 No. 451644 ID: 34cbef
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"Dammit frank, what's the deal with taking the house's games without telling me... and leaving a note that says -quote unquote- 'Gone to a slumber party, be back whenever.'

I'm here to add life to the party or crash it completely!"

Go to the kitchen and make some snacks, Phillip.

Ham 2012/09/04(Tue)19:25 No. 451773 ID: 34cbef
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>>451662

fine, cheese and crackers- that's all i'm making.

Cumin 2012/09/04(Tue)19:36 No. 451774 ID: 50b072
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Franklin is really confused. He hasn't lived with anyone else for about three years, and even when he did he owned all of his video games. Even if he did have roomies, he certainly wouldn't have left a note about a party since he didn't even know there was one. He just came over to play with Nat.

He explains this to Phillip, figuring that Phillip must be confused too. He says that if Phillip wants to play video games, he has a fourth controller that he can use.

Ham 2012/09/04(Tue)20:03 No. 451786 ID: 34cbef
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Phillip makes his way out of the kitchen.

"... well, huh. You look like the guy that i know- this is 2016 right? anyway, here's snacks for all you... why is Nat almost naked, what kinda party is this?"

Philip, the world will make more sense to you when you are right side up.

Guys, people keep barging into Nat's house and she isn't reacting or moving at all.
Maybe we should take her to the hospital.

Nat should get extra almost naked.

Basil 2012/09/04(Tue)22:15 No. 451846 ID: f72f26
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Glyt has just witnessed a fox disintigrate before his very eyes.

The realization of his role in the murder is not lost.

He feels a small bit of his sanity slip away.

" . . . the doritos have turned white."

>>451846
I laughed really hard at this for some reason.

Eat a Dorito.

>>451846
You must begin a cult to worship these snack items so they can be placated before they kill another non-believer.

Cinnamon 2012/09/05(Wed)19:49 No. 452081 ID: eba327
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Nat takes a break from the party and reviews her original plan.

well that's certainly gonna attract the police and/or creeps, not to mention tarnish the reputation of all attendees.
Take it down.

maybe they weren't paying attention? try rubbing someone, nat.

>>451846

They're Cool Ranch, now.

Ham 2012/09/05(Wed)20:46 No. 452097 ID: 34cbef
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>>451788
fiiiine, i guess i can be square

>>452081
Orgy? Oooo! I hope they play Blue Monday.

Fennel 2012/09/05(Wed)22:49 No. 452126 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi is distracted by the loud jerk and doesn't notice Yiffles erupt into flames, but after a few seconds she realizes that the whole apartment is filling up with a horrible burning smell and Glyt looks a little unhinged over there. Something is not right here.

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY

Grope Glyt until he feels better.

Oh hey I just realized what Glyt rhymes with.

>>452126
>Something is not right here.

I'll say, a guest spontaneously combusted, another appears to be stuck upside down, and an orgy sign has been posted on the building. Obviously something is screwing with reality on you. I mean Philip apparently got hear through some kind of time warp if he's from 2016.

The orgy sign was there all along. It's that guests are coming to play vidya instead which is is not right here.

Then again it is Star Wars Racer...

Whoever has to strip first because of the established rules of strip Star Wars racer do it now.
Or skip to the first stripping.
I bet it's Franklin
He looks like he sucks a vidya games

Cinnamon 2012/09/06(Thu)19:48 No. 452310 ID: eba327
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Cinnamon spends way too much time making a floor plan of the building.
Nat is the blue dot.
Franklin is the dark green dot.
Kandi is the pink dot.
Phillip is the bright green dot.
Yiffles body is the dark grey dot.
Glyt is the light grey dot.
Kali is the brown dot.

The basement is a storage space.
The main floor is a for a store. There's nothing there, though.
The second floor is an office space. Thats where everyone is.
The third floor is Nat's home.

Nat> Go to the party room. Hint: The place with people in it.

Alright we need to remind everyone what kind of party is being thrown. Go down to the party area and unplug the television, then have them move the couch, you'll need the room, we can't just sit around playing video games and randomly getting incinerated and still call it an orgy.

>>452314
Hey now, people can do things besides sex at orgies. There's just a lot of sex.

Fennel 2012/09/06(Thu)20:39 No. 452322 ID: 14a1d0
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>Obviously something is screwing with reality on you.

That's silly. Maybe they're just Cool Ranch or Mayo Explosion flavored Doritos and Glyt just didn't notice until now. Doritos don't just lose the golden color bestowed upon them by their delicious cheesy dust coating for no reason.

>>452322
What have you done! You've abandoned the game!
Now YOU have to strip something off!

>>452326
The man has a point.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/06(Thu)22:37 No. 452343 ID: a1e619
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Kali goes to eat one of Glyt's white corn chips, until they melt through the bottom of the bowl, and continue to eat their way through the the floor. They are not mayo explosion flavour.

Kali advises Kandi not to eat that.

Hydrochloric Vinegar and Magnesium Sulfate flavor.

Now with more napalm.

Oh well, time to move on to the bacon.

No need to bother preparing it first.

Basil 2012/09/07(Fri)00:24 No. 452373 ID: f72f26
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acting on a strange compulsion Glyt breathes deep into the smoke

reality slightly bends before him.

he turns to the floating disembodied skull.
and speaks to it.

"My master the pink haired large chested one has taken of the holy bowl."

. . .

"sacrilege you say? you need but to command me to act great floating skull."

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/07(Fri)00:34 No. 452374 ID: 6a3479
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>>452363

This bacon is adamant about not being cooked. It might be past its expiry date.

It's more like before its preparation date...

>>452373
THE BACON WILL SERVE AS AN EXCELLENT SACRIFICE. HELP YOUR FRIEND WITH THE RITUAL OF SIZZLING.

>>452373
ALSO THESE RAGS ARE NOT BEFITTING ONE OF MY NUMBER
STRIP YOURSELF OF THEM NOW AND ROLL IN THE ASHES F THE FOX

>>452374
Kill the pig! Cut its throat! Spill its blood!

>>452374
Offer to spare it if it fetchs you some good bacon.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/07(Fri)03:52 No. 452390 ID: baa3f4
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Kali is trying to prepare the bacon, but her empathy is getting the better of her. She needs encouragement or a conscientious alternative.

>>452390
Breed with it, create horrific mutant bacon children you can execute without guilt.

Bacon is delicious.

Kill it.

>>452390
This is what is wrong with us. We can't even crush our emotions enough to murder our own meat stuffs. Kali you do the right thing this instant and brutally murder your own meat flavored living thing in cold blood this very instant.

Who ever said bacon needs to be cooked before it's eaten?

I would assume since you need to cook pork then bacon which comes from the same animal would be part of the same issue. This is of course a moot point, if she can't kill it to cook it how can you expect her to start biting off chunks of it's flesh?

kill him. he's delicious

Put him in a pot with water and gradually increase the temperature. I've heard they don't feel a thing this way!

Stressed bacon is crappy tasting bacon.
You need to kill bacon quickly and it must not see it coming.

Check Nat's fridge for pre-prepared bacon.

>>452412
> how can you expect her to start biting off chunks of it's flesh?
Because it's delicious?

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/07(Fri)16:04 No. 452481 ID: 315d30
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>>452420

Kali takes the merciful route and decides to kill the pig in a painless method.

Kali needs to find an new activity during the preparation time.

>>452481
This isn't merciful at all!
If this pig is intelligent, he knows exactly what you're doing. He'll be sitting there, waiting for his slow demise as he gets steadily uncomfortable, just waiting.

It would have been more mericful to hang him or shot him in the head.
Or fuck him until he dies from having a crushed pelvis. Like how Amazon's condemned men to death. It's horrifically painful, but well, you died from having too much sex. Every man's dream really. He IS a pig anthro right? I mean he talked. Your killing a midget pig man for god's sake!
Is killing pig people for bacon and cow people for steak legal?

Glyt seems to have a kill-on pending. Make him kill the pig.

Cinnamon 2012/09/07(Fri)18:29 No. 452517 ID: eba327
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Nat asks Kali if by any chance she saw the banner on the front of the building.

No one looks up! Ever.

Right, an orgy! That's why Kali stopped by, of course. Speaking of which, does Nat know any card games? Something like Capitalism is perfect for parties like this.

Ham 2012/09/07(Fri)19:10 No. 452532 ID: 34cbef
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Suddenly, phillips bloodlust has an awkard surge.

"Hey frank, ever get the feeling that somewhere a bunch of people just want someone to senselessly kill something?"

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/07(Fri)19:44 No. 452549 ID: 315d30
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>>452517

Kali informs Nat that, no, she didn't see any sort of banner. Was there even a banner?

Kali adds that if the building truly did sport this so-called 'banner,' that if she saw it, it would be her top priority to take the time to read what it said.

Cinnamon 2012/09/07(Fri)20:49 No. 452568 ID: eba327
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The doritos fall through the floor into the main floor.

>>452568
Nat
come to the realization that your deposit just got fuuuuuuuucked
So, while your attempt to get fucked failed, at least your bank account got bent over the table.

[animated] Cinnamon 2012/09/07(Fri)20:53 No. 452570 ID: eba327
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The sprinklers go off on the main floor. They do not go off on the 2nd or 3rd floor because of plumbing issues Nat hasn't fixed.

>>452570
Do you know what this calls for?
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

Everybody pile in! Phillip is the judge!

[animated] Cinnamon 2012/09/07(Fri)21:14 No. 452575 ID: eba327
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No one notices the sprinklers go off, because it starts raining really hard.
There's lightning and everything.

Cumin 2012/09/07(Fri)21:27 No. 452580 ID: 50b072
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Franklin takes his sweater off because it's starting to get warm with all of these people in the room. It's totally not because of strip video games. Totally not.

>>452532

W-what? Franklin never has that sort of idea about anything ever. That's just horrible.

>>452575

Well shoot. Franklin can't very well take his video games out in the rain. It looks like he's going to have to stick around until it lets up.

I am totally okay with the direction this has taken.

This seems like a perfect opportunity for a large, male, scarcely clothed, generally Scalene-colored naga to introduce himself as Cathos and explain that he has been summoned here by Nat's admittedly-lackluster attempts at starting an orgy.

And then ask Franklin if he has a copy of Super Smash Bros. because Cathos would definitely be down for that.

(That is, if any artist is willing. I see there are several.)

(... please?)

Fennel 2012/09/07(Fri)23:22 No. 452604 ID: 14a1d0
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During the commotion with the combustible tortillas, Kandi notices Kali stuffing a live pig into a pot. She rushes in and rescues the poor creature, saving it from it's gruesome fate.

Kandi lectures Kali on how she should treat all living things with kindness and respect. Boiling pigs alive is very wrong... Boiling is terrible for meat. You need to lull it into a false sense of security, then slit it's throat or it will get all gamey.

Suddenly, the lights flicker and go out.
The storm must have knocked out the power.

[Animated]

good thing you already havea knife, kill the eyes.

Ham 2012/09/07(Fri)23:42 No. 452610 ID: 34cbef
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"WOAH, what happened to the lights!?"

YOU COULD HAVE HAD A NICE CALM QUIET ORGY

YOU COULD HAVE HAD JUST ALL THE SEX

BUT NO

YOU HAD TO GO THE GRIMDARK ROUTE

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, MY MINION
RISE AND KILL THOU WHO HAS PARTAKEN OF THE HOLY BOWL

Kandi: Continue holding the pig in your cleavage and have Kali give Glyt the knife. Glyt looks like a perfectly reasonable boy who could be expected to successfully stab a pig without stabbing through to your vulnerable chest.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/08(Sat)17:39 No. 452848 ID: c78a51
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Kali sticks the knife into one of the eyes moments before the lights flicker on.

Standing before them are hideous aliens, or demons or something.

One of them yelps in pain, grasping at its face. The other is very annoyed. It wanted to just ask about what 'ORGY 2NITE' meant, since it saw the sign.

calmly explain that sneaking up on people gets knifes in the eyes. and an orgy is an incredibly long and complicated mating ritual.

Cinnamon 2012/09/08(Sat)18:16 No. 452851 ID: eba327
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Nat asks if anyone else AT ALL saw the banner.

Basil 2012/09/08(Sat)19:33 No. 452854 ID: f72f26
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Glyt has a momentary clearness of thought,

"Well Nat *I* read the banner, I understand how you must feel, but Orcy 2: Bloodgut's Revenge just isn't as popular as it used to be, people have moved on . . . on to even OLDER games like episode one racers! but don't feel bad Franklin's a really chill guy if you ask politely I'm sure he'll be more than willing to play a round or two of Orcy with you.

. . .

by the way, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Nat you've forgotten to wear pants . . . again."

Cumin 2012/09/08(Sat)20:39 No. 452859 ID: 50b072
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>>452851

Franklin didn't see any banner at all, he just wanted to play Video Games with Nat.

It looks like some really weird stuff has been going on while he was playing games. He's a bit confused about all of this.

how aliens, teleport a dildo onto her head. and when she grabs it we can tell the robots she is playing with a dildo, that is totally sexual.

>>452858
Nat: Sigh, turn off the stove, grab your magma diver outfit, and your +3 adamantine dire strap-on of Thiswasabadidea. The Freedom of Movement enchantment on that will come in useful!

Suggestion 2012/09/08(Sat)20:47 No. 452862 ID: 4b44fc
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>>452858

Fennel 2012/09/08(Sat)22:49 No. 452868 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi is surrounded by horrible demon-aliens and one of them is screaming and spraying blood from it's gaping eye wound.

She is not sure how to not freak out and the bacon has become unresponsive.

Offer them some bacon on the condition they help you cook it.

Ask about that... uhh... terrible case of knife-eye that guy on the left seems to have come down with.

Ok, well, killing the bacon is no longer an issue. It seems like it's been suffocated by some good old fashioned marshmallow hell.
At least it died happy. Assuming it was male. Or a lesbian...

Even if it's just unconscious, it would still be a great time to slit its throat just to be sure. Then prepare it.

just hold the bacon like that a bit longer, to be sure.

>>452868
Offer the aliens the pig as a peace offering. It is a well known fact that aliens have a strange fascination with dissecting our livestock.

Demand to know why these aliens are so interested in an orgy when they obviously don't have any genitals!

>>452878
This. And uh... not sure what to do about that alien problem. Move?

Ham 2012/09/09(Sun)00:23 No. 452885 ID: 34cbef
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"I saw the banner Nat, big sweaty sex pile, right? Asside from everyone knowing you, we barely know each other. I mean i wouldn't wanna stick my him hammer into a place that i'm not familiar with. Get where i'm coming from? Maybe we could start with like small party games like spin the bottle or something to loosen everyone up... also we need to clean up the ashes and get rid of the aliens."

>>452885
Why would you want to get rid of the aliens, this is an opportunity to teach an alien species about your culture. Captain James T Kirk would be deeply disappointed in you.

Give the one you stabbed a band-aid or something, gosh!

>>452969
Maybe even two bandaids!

Franklin, hurt Phil for using the phrase "him hammer"
It's a dick you dolt, a penis. We aren't children here, we don't need to get creative with our euphemisms unless we're a stand up comedian, and then you make the euphemism contextual or ridiculous.

>>452919

But the aliens aren't scantily clad buxom women!

>>453038
We can't always be fortunate enough to only meet scantily clad buxom women who still somewhat resemble our own race but even so we must continue forward and boldly go where no man has gone before.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/09(Sun)15:26 No. 453047 ID: b25542
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Kali, full of remorse, bandages the alien using a field dressing. She informs the hideous alien that she is very sorry, and not to move the knife until it can be removed by a professional. She adds that, if it is any consolation, the alien can keep the knife.

The alien is very sad.

>>453047
He needs a hug and some comfort.

>>453049
And some bacon. Get him some bacon.

If the aliens have no external genitalia, how would they participate in the orgy?

Ask them what they were planning!

>>453056
hidden crotch mandibles

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/09(Sun)16:34 No. 453067 ID: b25542
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Kali comforts the hideous alien. She asks if Kandi is done with that bacon.

>>453047
>>453067
That alien was stabbed in its bottom eye...

>>453077
Well obviously he flipped his head over so he could see more easily.

Fennel 2012/09/13(Thu)17:33 No. 454367 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi remembers the bacon and realizes it has stopped being alive.
Surely the bacon would have made some attempt to escape if she was holding it too tightly. Even while she was panicking, she would have noticed it struggle.
It's almost like it didn't want to pull it's face out of her chest, but that doesn't make any sense.

How mysterious and tragic.

Cook it!

>>454367
Give it a farewell kiss, out of respect. He died for the love of bewbs, and so that we might have bacon. Truely, a noble effort.

oh well, it's dead now so cook it.

It died doing something it loved.

Being buried face deep in tits. It deserves a proper moment of silence for it's goal.

[Animated] Cinnamon 2012/09/13(Thu)19:36 No. 454415 ID: eba327
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Suddenly a a tunnel or sewer or some shit underneath the building collapses.
The building is shifting uncomfortably in the ground. The electrical connections don't seem to holding that well.
Somebody should do something.

Yiffles bravely continues to be a pile of ash.

oh shit, without power the video games will stop working!! OH NOOOOO

Light the bacon on fire and use as a lantern.
'Ey, Phil, didn't you have that contractor/electrician job a couple years back? Bet you could do something here.

Well, now we know what the sign was for. Mother earth is having an orgy with the entire apartment complex at once. Slut.

>>454433

Yes! Mother Earth is eagerly inserting the long hard apartment complex into her moist underground cavern.

Could be Chuds. Maybe they are angry about not being invited to the orgy.

i'm not sure what to actually do with this update... so i'm bumping to see if any of the other characters have an idea

[animated] Cinnamon 2012/09/14(Fri)19:29 No. 454685 ID: eba327
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Nat sips some beer from the mini fridge. She calls if anyone else wants any.

(oh shit i forgot to make the lights flickering just imagine them flickering)

Everyone: Do nothing.

Apartment: Fall into the deep, wild, monster infested caverns of the earth

Give the demon monster alien critter things some beer to apologize for the stabbing. And to see what happens.

The obvious solution is to get the orgy started, if we can get the right force and rhythm as the opposite frequency of the apartments shaking the force of the apartment shaking and our orgy will cancel each other out so the apartment will stop shaking.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/14(Fri)22:08 No. 454740 ID: 4a4e1d
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Kali, feeling inexplicably more busy than she did ten minutes ago, accepts Nat's offer for beer, or whatever this is.

She also remarks on Nat's wild dress-style. If she didn't know any better, she'd think Nat called them all over for sex or something.

She also tells Nat that she should tell her landlord about this strange structural condition they seem to be experiencing. It's a bit like a tunnel or sewer or some shit underneath the building had collapsed.

Who was winning the n64 races before the power started going wonky?

Wurst!a1..dIzWW2 2012/09/15(Sat)08:57 No. 454896 ID: 067a04
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>Who was winning the n64 races before the power started going wonky?

Why, that would be jolly old Mr. Coddlestock, who lives underneath Nat's couch!

Mr. Coddlestock does not appear to have realized the game has ended.

>>454896

I KNEW IT

Ham 2012/09/15(Sat)18:13 No. 455040 ID: 34cbef
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Phil pops his head into the kitchen as the quake is happening... I know it isn't animated, just imagine the room jumping up and down.

"Hey, the lights are flickering, nobodies moving, and a thing just appeared from under your couch... Is this place built on some sort of indian cemetary or something? Ooooh, can I have a can?"

Everbody get drunk.

Basil 2012/09/15(Sat)21:54 No. 455146 ID: f72f26
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perhaps it was the nachos of questionable flavor, or perhaps it's the shaking building.

but Glyt isn't feeling so well anymore.

[animated] Suggestion 2012/09/17(Mon)20:06 No. 455802 ID: eba327
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>>452310
Technically, Nat is the landlord.
She hands Phillip the drink and looks out the window.
Its her TRUSTY SCOOTER. She is pretty glad it doesn't seem to be affected.
That is when she realizes the scooter shouldn't be at eye level, considering that she is on the second floor.

>>455802
Nab that scooter and bring it inside, before your apartment plunges into the dark depths and you have to run from subterranean horrors ON FOOT

>>455802
Do employees usually park on the second floor?

Quickly, deploy the Cruxtruder and alchemize your Cruxite Artifact!

Get to the roof in a quick and orderly fashion then jump off just before the building is swallowed by the infinite depths.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/19(Wed)17:13 No. 456144 ID: f6b8ae
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The house is sinking into the ground.

But it sinks too far. Further down than any sewer.

When the house finally stops its descent, the power is well and truly severed. It would be completely dark, if not for the braziers illuminating the long tunnel directly outside the front door.

Put out the mystery doritos to appease any beasties that might be lurking, before you venture out

Ignore the mysterious underground ruins, and waste time trying to get the lights and video games to come back on.

>>456147

The mystery Doritos ate through the floor. What do you think caused this hole?

Suggestion 2012/09/19(Wed)20:27 No. 456170 ID: eba327
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Nat looks around outside, and asks if anyone wants to explore with her.
She also says that if the basement isn't totally fucked up, there should be a generator down there.

Even if you go exploring, maybe you should get the generator operational. Otherwise all the food in the fridge will go bad! You can't afford that if you're going to be stuck down here a while.

...of course, you're not supposed to run a generator in a closed space. Fumes may be a problem.

>>456171
I dunno, this tunnel system looks like it might be somewhat large, it might be ok. And do you really want to risk the beer going cold? Turn the generator on

First thing to do is to gather everyone in front of the house and point at the banner and shout, "See? There's the banner, right there!"

Then have the orgy out where there's light. You can explore once the orgy is done. Because the orgy is really super important.

So did the aliens mysteriously vanish after Kali performed first aid on that one?

Cumin 2012/09/20(Thu)14:26 No. 456319 ID: 50b072
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Franklin Comes out with his sweater on again.

He says that he'll go exploring with Nat, it isn't safe to go wandering off alone in a weird place. Also he's pretty sure there has to be somebody out here anyway to keep the braziers burning.

Besides, he's pretty sure the basement is flooded so the power can't come back on, so he can't play video games here anyway.

He asks one of the aliens if they know where this is, but they seem just as confused as everyone else.

Nat finally buttoned up! Guess she's conceding that the banner-ed orgy isn't happening anytime soon.

It looks like there is a cool SKULL HELMET to your right Nat. Equip it for armor!

You know, this quest was created with the advertised intent to be porn. And you've all done pretty much everything EXCEPT that.
...
I'm kinda proud of the internet, right now.

Conium!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/20(Thu)16:33 No. 456334 ID: 50a68a
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Kali would love to help Nat explore these caves. It would be slightly more exciting than sitting around drinking beer all night and not having an orgy, although it's a close call.

She also notes that there is a cool skull helmet on the ground which would look excellent on Nat.

Where exactly was Kali hiding that handgun? Unless it was inside the bacon...

>>456335
cleavage, duh, the number one secret hiding spot.

Fennel 2012/09/20(Thu)18:49 No. 456362 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi slips on an errant can of ravioli that rolled from a cupboard while the entire building collapsed into the ground and finds herself thrown to the floor quite abruptly.

Oh no! Her glasses! She can't see a thing- No, wait. She can see okay, but if she needs to read any fine print right now, she is in trouble.
Not that it matters. The lights have gone out again. This time for good, it seems.

>>456362
Put your glasses back on.

Ham 2012/09/20(Thu)21:03 No. 456387 ID: 34cbef
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Meanwhile back in the kitchen, Phillip has one of those moments in which he questions the validity of his own existence. At one moment he was a full grown adult, but at the next he is a boy again... and the beer in his hand has now turned to purple fizz pop- which is his favorite by the way. It is very dark in the kitchen, but thanks to Phillips "nightvision" he sees perfectly fine, it still does not prevent him from being scared though. If phillip remembers right when he was a boy there was a strange knack he had for breaking the laws of reality based on percentile dice he always carried around. He is not sure if he has those dice now though, because he also remembered swallowing them once when he was small.

>He is not sure if he has those dice now though, because he also remembered swallowing them once when he was small.

Yo Phillip if you didn't notice you are small, like, right now so check your pockets.

>strange knack he had for breaking the laws of reality based on percentile dice
...manifest!

Try... jumping up and down, to roll the dice in your stomach.

>>456416
YES! become a pop-o-matic dice roller. like trouble.

1/2 Ham 2012/09/21(Fri)08:25 No. 456455 ID: 34cbef
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>>456402
[Dice] Oh hello

2/2 Ham 2012/09/21(Fri)08:28 No. 456456 ID: 34cbef
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rolled 16 = 16

---

Phillip decides to tempt fate, seeing what would happen if the dice were to still be in his stomach he jumps around like a lunatic. This is more an unpleasant feeling as he has just ingested a full can of soda.

Ham 2012/09/21(Fri)08:46 No. 456461 ID: 34cbef
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Phillip begins to float off the ground like a balloon. He notices kandi is on the ground but really can't do much to help her up.
"Nice day to float around, eh?"

Looks like Phillip's a weapon type. One of the weird ones where the manifestation is an effect, and not an item.

Anyways, you can help Kandi a little. You can see in the dark, she can't. You can guide her to her glasses and stuff.

Fennel 2012/09/21(Fri)20:33 No. 456590 ID: 14a1d0
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Kandi picks up her glasses and rifles through the kitchen drawers for a flashlight or something.

Philip is here, staring at a snowglobe with some dice in it.

She doesn't understand this autism thing. She can talk to him. She doesn't even know if he can hear her, because he sits there, in his own world, staring at that toy. What's he thinking about?

So... Phillip's got warped minds then. Or he's just a headcase.

Ham 2012/09/21(Fri)21:56 No. 456633 ID: 34cbef
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Phillip gives in, he realizes nobody is playing along and decides to let his fantasies go. He explains to kandi that he really doesn't appreciate it when some squirrel-girl in pajamapants thinks he's autistic, he also mentions that he heard nat yelling about exploring something at the front door and asks if kandi needs help getting there.

Oh my god you are so into each other.

Cinnamon 2012/09/22(Sat)21:03 No. 457075 ID: eba327
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Nat decides to see if the power can be fix, and also grab some pants, before exploring. She also can add some more people to the exploration party.
She looks through the basement door, which is jammed in place by the floor, which rose at some point.
The generator looks fine to Nat. Little does she know, the fuse box and general electrical system is super NOT FINE.

oh my gosh you been sabotaged!
and someone painted a green button on your wall!
Ooooooooh someone is going to get it.

>>457085
arrow, green arrow

>>457075
Is it wire puzzle time? I think it's wire puzzle time.

>>457075
>>457298
Commence wire puzzle to restore power.

>wire puzzle!~
Getting ahead of ourselves here. We need to force the door, first. Nat, go grab someone burlier than yourself and put 'em to work.

Someone who most certainly isn't a scrawny teenager again.

Fennel 2014/04/01(Tue)20:00 No. 568650 ID: 7e0def
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Kandi emerges from the house with a flashlight, but it's not actually dark out here on account of the creepy braziers. Oh well.

>>568650
Well go on out and explore.

Yeah. What's outside besides creepy braziers?

Basil 2014/04/02(Wed)10:30 No. 568846 ID: 67bfa9
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Glyt finds something else outside

he finds a skull, an omen?

NO! the great floating skull was just an delusion . . .

right?

What kind of skull is it?

>>568846
Ye brave explorers, team up and find some improvised weapons so you can explore the great unknown!

Hope I'm not too late for this...party?

I'd like to suggest Tavern the awkward cat to join the group.

Cumin 2014/04/02(Wed)16:59 No. 568897 ID: 6e85c8
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Franklin walks out of the building as well. He has gathered some basic supplies in his backpack.

He asks if this is the plan, for the three people outside to go see what's up while everyone else tries to get power on and holds down the fort.

Fennel 2014/04/02(Wed)17:44 No. 568907 ID: 7e0def
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Kandi goes with Franklin down the mysteriously lit corridor and gasps in awe as the passage opens out into a gigantic cave containing a subterranean city of mystery. Mysterious.

Looks like that little mermaid box cover artist designed the architecture here, too.

Well, let's investigate. There's got to be something in this city!

Basil 2014/04/04(Fri)08:22 No. 569157 ID: 67bfa9
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The skull is a big kinda skull . . . with fangs

Glyt turns it into an improvised weapon

Fennel 2014/04/05(Sat)17:28 No. 569349 ID: 7e0def
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Kandi stops and makes a note of all the bones laying in the dirt. If everyone is dead, who is lighting the braziers? Until Nat's house inexplicably collapsed into the ground, it doesn't seem like anyone would have access to this place.
Also the architectural style doesn't match that of the indigenous population of the region. Unless this city was built recently, it might suggest a previously unknown civilization. The fact that these skulls appear to be those of races which were not historically native to the area also suggests that all these people died relatively recently, within the last few hundred years, at most.

Kandi is stripping her way through college.

Inspect the braziers to see what fuel source (wood, oil, a mysterious lack of any fuel at all, etc) is in them. Then continue citywards.

>>569356
It's probably natural gas.
Old civilizations used to build temples at oil/gas seeps to fuel eternal flames, and constructed simple plumbing for that purpose.

Conium 2014/04/05(Sat)21:46 No. 569378 ID: 4fa614
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>>569356

Kali, now feeling inexplicably worse-drawn than ever before, examines the braziers in an attempts to understand the means by which they are fueled.

The stench is unmistakable. Natural gas indeed; this flame is fed by none other than dolphin farts. But how?! This makes so little sense that it could not possibly be -- could it?

Alright, we've checked out the bones and the gas. Now let's go check out what's inside the penis-towers already.

>>569378
You've stumbled upon the ancient city of Atlantis!

>>569827
Or possibly Asslantis from the smell.

Basil 2014/06/09(Mon)13:46 No. 577917 ID: 9dd1ee
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"It could!!!"

cries out Glyt, it is indeed the long lost city of Asslantis!
believed to have sunken beneath the earth more than three hundred years ago when a fissure opened between the gassy hills!

Glyt is super glad he brought along his "Obscure And Pointless History" textbook that he stole from Kandi last week

with it he'll be able to translate any "Buttroglyphs" they find!

Oregano 2014/06/09(Mon)14:39 No. 577924 ID: 189a54
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Meanwhile, Lt. Urge wakes up from a flashback of his time in 'Ram. He's not sure where he is.

Fennel 2014/06/09(Mon)17:19 No. 577934 ID: 7e0def
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But if this is Asslantis, what happened to all the Asslantians?

>>577934
They asscended.

Ham 2014/06/10(Tue)15:04 No. 578069 ID: f7aa74
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Phillip finds himself in the dark alone, he then contemplates whether he's been a very hospitable guest and if the other partygoers just decided to ditch him.

The lost city... glorious (if somewhat smelly) adventure awaits! Onwards!

>>577934
OH GOD KILL IT! Glyt, quick, use that improvised weapon!

Maybe also squeeze dat ass.

Basil 2014/06/11(Wed)08:19 No. 578168 ID: 9dd1ee
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"Look out Kandi! behind you!"

>>578085

This is Glyt's turn to shine!
he will resque Kandi and she will fall madly in love with his masculine heroics!

oh noooo!
Glyt's "Improvised Weapon"(tm) has proved ineffective all he's done is make it mad!

"HELP! someone, ANYONE save meeeeeeee!" Glyt cries out!

1/2 Ham 2014/06/11(Wed)13:28 No. 578196 ID: f7aa74
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The front door of Nat's house comes crashing into the asslantian, nocking all the hot air out of it.

2/2 Ham 2014/06/11(Wed)13:29 No. 578197 ID: f7aa74
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Phillip stands at the entryway a little nervous about the repurcussions of ripping off a door and tossing it at a giant buttox, he also wonders if nat has home insurance.

"I don't have the money to replace a door, also what sorta butt shenanigans is going on out here?"

>>578197
Just the usual weird butt things that come with participation in an orgy.

Holy shit when did this quest get revived?

It's not in the graveyard yet, still counts.

Urge: Observe your surroundings.
Glyt and Kandi: Thank Phillip for rescuing, double tap the Asslantian.
G+K+P: Nothing for it but to explore deeper in.

Basil 2014/08/15(Fri)08:42 No. 589539 ID: 9dd1ee
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"w-why did you attack me?" gasps the dying asslantian

"uh . . . wasn't me!, it was that jerk over there I told him not to he just didn't listen!" Glyt responds shiftily

"Hear my dying breath I bare a message that you must hear about-" The asslantian dies before finishing.

>Thank Phillip
"Wow thanks A LOT phil!, now all because of you, we'll never know the important message it was trying to give us!"

Glyt recovers his skull bludgeon from the asslantian's corpse

Quick, mouth to mouth ass! He can still be saved?

...no? Uh, anyone know any necromancy? Or have a Ouija board? Maybe we could get the message from the dead-ass that way.

Fuck it, it probably wasn't important. Let's just gather everybody up and get exploring.

Eh, he probably had nothing important to tell us, Asslantians are notoriously full of shit.

Fennel 2014/08/16(Sat)06:16 No. 589645 ID: 265534
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Now without the asslantian's warning, any number of ominous things could happen and no one will be able to prepare for the coming horror.

Thanks a lot, Phil.

Kandi does not know what to do, now that everything has become so vaguely menacing.

Dude we got sucked into a hole to an ancient civilization deep underground, things were already very menacing before the failed warning. Just get to the top of a building and start surveying the surroundings.

Conium 2014/08/16(Sat)07:31 No. 589648 ID: 2e1470
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"Those towers sure are of a dangerously penile design," Kali mentions, as though it had any relevance to the situation at hand. "Anybody would think the Asslantians would have designed their towers in a more uh, ass-like manner."

>>589648
Its is obviously a challenge to the gods. The Asslantians probably wanted to do rather disrespectful things to the great anus in the sky.

Conium 2014/08/16(Sat)08:12 No. 589651 ID: 2e1470
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>>589649

It makes plenty of sense.

Kali recalls the fairy tale of King Horass. He was a very mean king, and due to how poorly he treated his subjects, the old ass-gods cursed him to stop smelling like ass for the rest of his life. In the tale, smelling like ass was a symbol of status, and when Horass lost his Asslantian fragrance, he slowly lost respect from his people until his death years later. It is said that his mourning ghost wandered forever afterwards, smelling pine-fresh.

It's possible that the legend was true, and that Horass demanded these phallic towers to be erected in defiance of the old Ass-Gods in Assgard.

Kali firmly believes that the Asslantians were a vile and contemptible race, and that their apparent near-extinction was well deserved. Nothing is allowed to smell that bad and get away with it. It might just be the dolphin fart braziers, but Kali can still smell the Asslantian in these ancient ruins.

Fennel 2014/08/16(Sat)10:29 No. 589660 ID: 265534
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CHEESE AND CRACKERS!

It all makes sense now. In their hubris, the Asslantians defied the gods and awakened a darkness which ultimately destroyed them! It all makes sense now!

>>589660
...ask if the dickmonster has anything to say for itself? Maybe it just wants to talk, like the ass did.

It it doesn't respond positively kill it with extreme prejudice.

>>589660
Get back! Don't let it grab you with its smaller dick-tentacles!

This quest started out gross, got better, then got gross again. Welp, run screaming.

Conium 2014/08/22(Fri)00:15 No. 590606 ID: 2e1470
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>>589660

Kandi, be careful! That is a fabled Pen Islander. Don't scream, you will startle it. If it becomes frightened, it might be driven into a homicidal rage that won't end until it vomits its vile, parasitic slime onto our faces and breasts.

It might be horrifying, but the enemy of our enemy is our friend. And like those mysterious purple aliens that we almost forgot about, it might be able to help us figure out what the heck is going on down here. It already looks stressed, I don't know how we could possibly calm it down.

>>590606
Maybe if you pet its head?

Dousing it with a bucket of ice water is your safest bet to calm it without any slime spray.

Damn, nazi mods much.

After dousing it be sure to donate to charity!

Conium 2014/08/23(Sat)01:17 No. 590747 ID: 2e1470
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>>590635
>>590675

Kali agrees. The best way to help yourself, is to help others. Kali writes a cheque for all the money in her bank account, to her favourite charity. Wowie, it sure is hard writing a cheque without a table or something to lean on.

Conium 2014/08/23(Sat)01:17 No. 590748 ID: 2e1470
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>>590747

There isn't much water around here, and it's quite humid; there aren't any buckets of frozen water anywhere. But after some quick searching, Kali finds a bucket full of ice in a small laboratory. Clearly the Asslantian chemist responsible did not intend to sell all this glass on the street, because Kali estimates that it is worth a lot of money. It's likely that they were producing it to a larger distributor.
In fact, Kali is having second thoughts about just throwing it all to this Pen Islander. She could sell it to the druglords back home and make a few grand - to then donate, of course.

But if you don't do that the Pen Islander won't really be able to help you without risk of exposure to its slime, and there are unlikely to be anywhere where you can make a donation to down here. If you heat the bucket just a bit on your stove you can convert the bucket of ice to a bucket of ice water, just be careful this is delicate alchemy and too much heat will make it a bucket of warm water which will not be useful.

...wait. If that bucket of 'ice' is full of drugs, is it even a good idea to dump it on the thing? A drugged out or hallucinating creature isn't necessarily calmed down, or any safer to be around.

Ham 2014/08/25(Mon)17:45 No. 591171 ID: dff0a8
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Phil slightly stirs, but not enough to rouse him from his nap. He had fallen asleep after the profound appreciation he had gotten. Phil has decided he'll just take a nap til there's a need for any heavy lifting or muscle work.

>>591171
Kali is hesitating, we need you to take charge and either make that bucket of ice into a bucket of ice water and dump it on the Pen Islander or to just wrestle the thing into submission, if you know what I mean.

Basil 2014/08/25(Mon)21:03 No. 591201 ID: 9dd1ee
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"Kali, save the Ice! I'm sure this guys is actually quite friendly like the other guy who Phil so cruelly attacked without any reason"

Glyt says walking up to the Pen Islander

"Greetings freindly creature I-"

*CHOMP*

"BlyargaaaaaaaaaaaaaH" Glyt flails wildly and impotently within the Pen Islander deadly maw

You know what he deserved that for being a idiot.

But if you let it devour him unhindered its just going to get a taste for blood and go after the rest of you.

Maybe you will get lucky and it will choke on his bones or something and save you the trouble of fighting it.

Phil, punch the dick in the head.

quick someone lick the beast!

Cumin 2014/08/26(Tue)07:09 No. 591216 ID: 6e85c8
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Glyt Nooooooooo!

Franklin had apparently wandered off exploring on his own without the others, but comes rushing back at Glyt's cry for aid!

Apparently during his poking around he has found an Asslantean Assxe! with a mighty swing he sinks the voluptuous blade into the side of the beast, causing it to release its grip on Glyt and howl in pain!

Cumin 2014/08/26(Tue)07:10 No. 591217 ID: 6e85c8
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The wounded beast retreats!

Franklin: 'Glyt are you okay?!'

Glyt: 'I dunno maybe my everything hurts'

Franklin: 'WHAT IN THE COCO PEBBLES IS GOING ON HERE?!'

Quick, who knows first aid.

Forget first aid, we need a necromancer!

Quick the Pen Islander may have injected Glyt with some of its Parasitic Slime, someone needs to suck the slime and spit it back out before it causes irreversible damage to him.

ham 2014/08/27(Wed)10:39 No. 591372 ID: dff0a8
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Phillip sits upright on the steps of nat's house wondering what he just saw. He is unsure if he just imagined a giant dick come out and bite the little zebra or if it's just him losing his mind due to dolphin fart braziers... He also wonders if he should just look around the house and gather some adventuring stuff to help out those horribly unprepared dingbats.

Cmon, help em. Besides, phat loot and adventureness.

Basil 2014/09/10(Wed)19:31 No. 593647 ID: 9dd1ee
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Glyt is bleeding heavily on the floor

"Franky they got us good" *Cough* "I fended off like thirty of em protecting Kandi couragiously even saved phil's life like ten times, but you missed all that" *cough* *cough* "eventually they overwhelmed me with cheap shot, I was like a modern day Borimir except for the asshole parts . . ."

Glyt continues to ramble on

Hold his broken body in your arms and weep. As he passes away raise your fist to the sky and swear vengeance on the monsters that did this.

That or try to stop the bleeding.

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Do that put also softly whisper "Goodnight, sweet prince." into Glyt's ear.

We can do all that desperate shenanigans of vengeance when he is beyond saving. Try to get the blood to stop, and maybe any parasitic slime in him could be sucked out? Call for assistance and get one of the girls to do it.

We could really use some alien healing magic the purple guys had forgetting to mention until now.

Or you know, failing that, bandages. Start tearing up spare clothes or something.

Kick him in the side.
'Get up loser, that fake blood isn't fooling anyone.'

Oh great floating skull, I ask that you show your mercy upon Glyt your vigilant servant in this his time of greatest need. Whether you choose to spare his life or accept him into your embrace let him be at peace, amen.

Piss on his wounds to staunch the bleeding. 'Cuz that's how it works, right?