Suggestion 2012/11/06(Tue)22:21 No. 469322 ID: 70c0f2
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You will dance and attend to the serious business of rubbing your victory in your opponent's face.

His sad, sad face.

Obama Quest Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)22:23 No. 469323 ID: ac36d0
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You continue dancing, though Mitt Romney appears to still be locked up at his headquarters. Perhaps we should find the nearest news camera and hope that he sees?

Do what all presidents do to celebrate their inauguation: KILL MAIM BURN.

You're the president. On election night. You actually have to find a news camera? They should be all over you already.

Find your wife, get some sugar.

Recall that your opponent prepared a victory speech but not a concession speech, than inwardly laugh and laugh.

Call up Mitt Romney. Tell him that you're very sorry for his crushed hopes and dreams and wish him the best in the future.

NOT.

Then beatbox him softly to his bed of tears.

>You're the president. On election night. You actually have to find a news camera? They should be all over you already.

Oops. It would appear your dancing has gathered much attention already. Perhaps Romney has been informed of your dancing moves and is now feeling shame in his lack of MAD SKILLS.

>Find your wife, get some sugar.

You call Michelle Obama and ask her for some sugar. She say they're low on it, and that she doesn't want to trouble the Secret Service.

>Recall that your opponent prepared a victory speech but not a concession speech, than inwardly laugh and laugh.

You laugh maniacally in your head while still dancing.

>>469332
Make an account on Kongregate.com and go to a random chatroom. Any active room will work. Claim to be Obama and gloat about your victory. Enjoy the shitstorm.

Obama Quest Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)22:51 No. 469335 ID: ac36d0
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>>469330
Obama calls Romney and deeply apologizes for his crushed hopes and dreams, and perhaps one day he will successfully construct private aircrafts with opening windows. Maybe.

You finish off by squawking "NOT" into the speaker of the phone and listen to the sweet sound of his sobs. All the while, you are still dancing.

Obama Shitstorm Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)22:56 No. 469340 ID: ac36d0
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>Make an account on Kongregate.com and go to a random chatroom. Any active room will work. Claim to be Obama and gloat about your victory. Enjoy the shitstorm.

You quickly create an account then join the first multiplayer game you find. [http://www.kongregate.com/games/2Reallife/heavens]

Next we need to rub it in to all those super-pac types who were out-fundraising you and trying to crush you with money.

What's that? Your money couldn't stop me? I guess it's not the greatest most important thing in the world after all. So... you won't mind if I tax it away from you then? >:o

We'll use the money to teach gay socialized evolution Obamacare global warming in our schools, and fund planned grand-parenthood death panels.

Obama Shitstorm Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)23:04 No. 469343 ID: ac36d0
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Your SHIT STORM appears to be progressing nicely. You wipe off a splatter bit from your forehead.

Obama Quest Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)23:11 No. 469349 ID: ac36d0
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You're out of ideals for your SHIT STORM. You need more MATERIAL, and fast.

>>469349
You plan to force gay marriage through, since the Constitution guarantees freedom of pursuit of happiness, which you define as marriage. Therefore every state that bans it is committing treason and you will execute them all if they don't legalize it in 1 week.

Bam, shitstorm.

>>469349
Make a public speech where you laugh maniacally like a supervillain and declare a new dark era.

Just to mess up with them.

Announce that the nra was right. You are going to take their guns. Nothing they can do about it now!

And with the power of the usurped second amendment, you will take these confiscated weapons and slay the next incoming hurricane personally before it can make landfall.

Obama Rest Wat 2012/11/06(Tue)23:25 No. 469354 ID: ac36d0
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You are tired. You pass out to the sound of Shitt Romen's sobs.

>>469354
Dream of your secret plans to reinstate the glorious Third Atlantean Reich.

These filthy oxygen-breathers must be taught their place.