AlphaLurker 2013/01/29(Tue)20:48 No. 488702 ID: 67bfa9
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Okay that's not exactly how it went down . . .

* * * [FLASHBACK] * * *

Saitnen: "FATHER NOOOOO! you've been slain by ninjas! how could this have happened!"

Father: "My son Listen carefully I have two dying wishes of you . . ."

Saitnen: "I will do whatever you ask of me father, I swear it!"

Father: "My son you must be a hero . . ."

Saitnen: "Father, I will be the greatest hero that ever lived!"

Father: "My son you must steal panties . . ."

Saitnen: "Father, I will be- WAIT, WHAT?!"

Father: "urk! blargh"

Saitnen: "FATHER NOOOO!"

* * * [FLASHBACK OVER] * * *

. . . and that was yesterday

I have really have no idea what to do now.

Well obviously, you must seek out and acquire the panties of the most evil villain there is.

Fulfill both wishes in one fell swoop!

Uhh... I guess you should acquire some adventuring gear first... Maybe look for some panties along he way?

You sure he was slain by ninjas? That kind of looks like a two handed broadsword or greatsword. Not exactly the kind of weapon a ninja carries.

it's simple really, become the best hero the world has ever known and be a complet prev while you do it.
or if you want to be kind of not prevvy just ask for the panties of the princesses you save as a trophy or something (heros do that still right, saving princesses)

>>488702

So let's get the dying wish out of the way first, and go shoplift some Hanes from a department store.

Then let's go find bad guys to fight!

The panties have to be stolen, and heroes don't steal from good people.

We'll just make it a habit to steal the panties off every female villain we vanquish.

vanquish evil ladies with your dick and take the panties while they are passed out

Wait, what do we do with the undergarments once we have them?

1. Wield the sword of your father's slayers and hunt down their foxy hot kunoichi leader.

2. Defeat their entire ninja clan.

3. Woo their leader.

4. Get her panties.

Are you sure he's dead? Next time, check for a pulse.
Or at least make sure the guy isn't holding the blade with his armpit.

My advice? Look into legends regarding all-powerful long-lost artifacts that happen to be panties.
In short, we are after the legendariest of legendary queef quellers, the most astonishing of fabric twat buffers, the mightiest of the textile taint traps:
We want the panties of GOD.

This is our goal, and will serve as our ever-enduring quest goal.

what I want to know is why do you have a dong-shaped armguard

>>488761
And now I can't un-see it. Thank you very much[ /endsarcasm].

>>488740
Oh God yes.

>>488740
You beautiful person.

>>488740
Wait... whose panties did GOD steal?

AlphaLurker 2013/01/30(Wed)13:11 No. 488848 ID: 67bfa9
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>Aquire the panties of the most evil villians
Well I guess that seems like a plan . . .

>Wait, what do we do with the undergarments once we have them?
I have NO idea . . .

>I guess you should acquire some adventuring gear first...
I already have an adventuring Gear, it's huge and on my shoulder

well I guess it's not SPECIFICALLY for adventuring, but it's just huge enough that it shouldn't matter.

>Are you sure he's dead? Next time, check for a pulse.
I did, so did the paramedics before carting him off, they seemed pretty convinced he was dead.

>Wield the sword of your father's slayers
I can't the Police took it back to the station, they said it was "evidence"

>You sure he was slain by ninjas? That kind of looks like a two handed broadsword or greatsword. Not exactly the kind of weapon a ninja carries.
oh I guess maybe it wasn't Ninja . . . I just assumed because I didn't see anyone leave the building, I should try not to jump to conclus-

Out of nowhere three darts strike Saitnen in the head

Saitnen: "ow."

God damned Ninjas! I spin around axpecting to see nothing . . . Oh! it didn't vanish.

Saitnen: "WHAT THE HELL! WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME!"

Kitten Klaw: "Nya ha ha! you've just been injected with [Blood Petal

Essence]! enjoy your last twenty minutes of life hero!

She's wearing bells. Nevermind not seeing her... how the hell did you not hear her?

If she really wanted you dead, why didn't she use something a little more quickly acting?

Well, she's trying to kill you. (Sort of, and badly). That de facto makes her a villain. Time to fulfill your father's wishes and do the hero thing to her. And steal her panties.

>>488849
Ninja. Also, it might not actually have a ringer inside of it.

Welp, time to show off your moves Hero. Try and keep her alive for a chance at the antidote. A pro wouldn't carry poison without the antidote.

Hopefully.

Steal her panties first, then use them as a bargaining tool for the antidote. I mean all good ninjas carry the antidote to their own poisons in case they accidentally poke themselves with their own darts.

You know how it is, darts are like car keys and sometimes they like to stab you a few times.

do you believe in hitting girls because if not this whole questing thing "might" be a bit of a bitch

I have no idea where she could be keeping the antidote.

As such, I must recommend catching her quickly. While good ninjas would certainly keep the antidote on their person, they also wouldn't gloat after stabbing someone with poison darts, wear bells, or probably walk pigeon-toed.

You might have to make her take you to her hideout.

Tell her you're not a hero, you're trying to become a professional panty thief!

pull out the darts and hit her with them. then she has to get out the antidote if she doesn't want to die too.

>>488848
Oho, she's a keeper.

Time to kick her ass, feed her panties to your shoulder gear, and then acquire catgirl waifu.

Oh, and you know, get rid of her poison shit too. If it's even poison shit. Is that a real poison? Yell "THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL POISON!" at her while dashing forward with your sword. Preferably air-dashing. Zwee fight if you can.

>>488848
Fukkin GET HER. Assassins always carry the entidote to their own poison. It's a rule. She should be easy to chase considering she's got bells all over her.

well attack her, however you can. I don't know how you attack stuff, you're gonna have to tell us.

>>488848
Priorities are to defeat catgirl and obtain panties.
Engage target with awkward grappling combat.

>>489016
The more awkward, the better.

>>489072
hahaha, this! This so much!

AlphaLurker 2013/01/31(Thu)20:23 No. 489218 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "All you've done is given me a whole twenty minutes to beat the antidote out of you, not a smart move!"

I lunge at her with a grab.

Dodged

still no jingle from the bells . . .

Kitten Klaw: "Oh? I gave you to much time? NYA!"

three more darts

Saitnen: "GAAH"

Kitten: "ten minutes any better?"

Grappling her still seems my best bet, if only I could catch her . . .

Oh. They're cheating bells, for look only. She took the knockers out.

>3 more darts
So... you're supposed to some kind of super hero right? What kind of powers / abilities / skills / gadgets you got? Some of that would come in handy right about now.

focus on controlled breathing, try to keep your heart rate down to slow the poison... we can't just die out of the gate, man! we're the hero!

The bells are probably hollow because she's a cheater.

Feint a lunge then spin around when she jumps over you or to wherever she does jump to.

>>489218
Fake being affected by the poison. When she gets close, you can surprise and grapple her.

Also, an idea, if you do get her into a grapple, try headbutting her. You've do have that headgear on so it should hurt more.

rip out darts, return to sender.

unless you can do anything else I guess you can keep on doing this.

>>489218
bitch is jumping. once she's off the ground she can't change course. inter-fucking-cept

>>489218
also, what's the point of that goofy-ass outfit if it can't stop a few needles?

AlphaLurker 2013/02/01(Fri)22:24 No. 489492 ID: 67bfa9
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gotta focus.
keep my heart rate down.
slow the poison.
I can't die my first day on the job! I gotta be a hero!

. . . of course!

I lunge again exactly like before.

Kitten Klaw: "Nyaha! So predictable."
dodge

Saitnen: "ya, YOU are!"

I spin on my feint, and she can't dodge in mid air!

GRAB

SLAM!

> What kind of powers / abilities / skills / gadgets you got?.

I'm really strong and really tough and hard to kill.

my shoulder gear also makes it so I don't have to eat, breath or drink, It's supposed to do other things but I have no Idea what.

>>489492
Looks like you're in a perfect position to tear off her top. It's not panties, but it's a good first step! Knowing our anime villains she'll have to fight the rest of the fight one handed if we do that, to preserve her dignity.

Also she's probably hiding the antidote in her top. Knowing our anime villains and all.

>>489492

retrieve antidote and underpants.

>Don't need to breath
So... if that poison is an asphyxiating agent, you're actually already fine.

choke that bitch unconscious.

>>489492
Steal her glasses, her panties, and HER... soul. What, you thought I was going to say virginity? Poiverts.

frisk her. if she doesn't have the antidote on her pull a dart out of you and stab it into her arm. and explain that unless she wants to die as horrible a death as you, she will tell you where it is.

oh and take her clothes, i mean, why not right?

Start punching! You said you were gonna beat the antidote out of her so make good on your threat.

>>489492


Pull out the darts and stick her with them.

Then demand the antidote.

Then demand her panties in exchange for using the antidote on her.

>>489492

Take the antidote and get it into your system immediately. Then remove panties.

>>489568
Don't stick her with the darts. She might only have enough antidote for one dose.

Just rip her clothes to incapacitate her and take the antidote.
You can get her panties AFTER you apply the antidote.

>>489519
If you think you can get away with it, do this.

>>489494
If not, do this.

KISS HER YOU FOOL!

AlphaLurker 2013/02/02(Sat)22:00 No. 489839 ID: 67bfa9
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>Pull out the darts and stick her with them.
hmm . . . no, I couldn't do that. using lethal poison is not what heroes do.

I quickly frisk her, no antidote.

Kitten Klaw: "Nyahaha, Like I would actually carry an antidote on me, Nya you're only wasting what few minutes you have left.

she's right. time to move onto the next objective.

Kitten Klaw: "what are you-"

can't get her panties without removing the pants, so I might as well take both
DEPANTS

Kitten Klaw: "KYAA!"

>>489839
EAT THEM.

>>489839
Tell her you'll give her the shorts back when you get the antidote

keep the underwear

>>489850
this pretty much

Well there are only two places that antidote could be. Keep at it.

>>489850
Seems the best approach.

If she balks, make it clear you're going to continue strip searching her. And that if she really doesn't have an antidote, your dying act is going to be hauling in her in for justice. Naked.

>>489839

sniff them. relisch the scent.

>>489853
This is a great plan. But seriously, offer to return the pants for an antidote.

>>489839
"Ten Minutes isn't much time for regrets, but plenty of time to leave a lasting impression. Are you sure~ there's no antidote around here somewhere?"

>>489866
Uhhhhh, while that's keeping with the heroic theme of a certain young gentle named Rance, aren't we trying to be a HERO rather than a deranged serial rapist?

Rance was a hero. Also a serial rapist but eh you know.

>>489850
Best plan.

>>489878
we can make threats and never follow through with them. a threat simply needs to only say that we CAN.

so yes. "if i only have a few minutes left i may as well have fun with you for the last few moments of my life." and grab her boob.

>>489888
Nah, that's still pretty dickish for a hero, even if it's just a threat.

Go with
>>489853

now you can carry her outside and show her shame to the whole world. unless she gives you the antidote.

>>489839
You said that your shoulder gear makes it so you don't need to eat, drink, and breath, so could it protect you from poisons too?
Are you even sure that the poison is affecting you? It doesn't even look like you're dying or anything.

>>489915
you may be right... keep on strip her just to be sure...y-yeah

>>489915
The only hitpoint that matters is the last.

Take the rest of her clothes and use them to bargain for the antidote. Don't give them back until you have the antidote, and have taken it. Keep the panties, of course.

Also, no threats of rape please. Seriously. That's fucked up.

Now barter the panties back for the antidote. Then once you get the antidote, steal the panties again and run.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/03(Sun)12:45 No. 489964 ID: 67bfa9
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>sniff them. relisch the scent.
I-it smells like a girl should . . .

>EAT THEM.
nom
they're cotton or something, I'm not eating this.

maybe the poison is getting to me, but it sounds like my shoulder gear is starting to hum.

Saitnen: "Okay you get me to an antidote,and I'll give you your pants back."

Kitten Klaw: " . . ."

Saitnen: "OR, as my dying act I could strip you of what little clothes you have left and have you publicly arrested."

Kitten Klaw: "I-I'll take you to the antidote, P-please don't let people see me like this."

>>489964
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED.

>>489964
Give her pants back, but not the panties. SPOILS OF WAR.

deal. give her back her back her pants, give her back her panties too after she gives you the antidote.

Yes we should still aim for panties but I figure you could come up with a more liberal interpretation of your father's last words. That is, seduce women, then in the next morning abscond with a pair of their undearwear.

>my shoulder gear ... It's supposed to do other things but I have no Idea what.
You don't know? Where did it come from?

When you get the antidote so that you don't die and part ways with this Kitten Claw person, add a way to hang acquired panties on your shoulder guard as a trophy rack to ward off and/or intimidate enemies.

>>489974
Also no it is much more fun to interpret it literally and ignore the implication.

make sure she has no other darts and, while keeping hand on her, let her stand up.

Ok, you stole panties. THAT PART OF THE OATH IS FUFILLED AND NOW YOU NEVER HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

So give her back the panties but keep the pants. Walking around in just your underoos is embarrassing, but not quite as bad as walking around naked. Give the pants back when you get to the antidote.

guys guys what if the mysterious shoulder gear is FUELED BY PANTY THEFT

>>489988
oh shit, brilliant!

>>489971
SKALD!
>>489998
It makes so much sense. Your father set you up, the old pervert!

>"I-I'll take you to the antidote, P-please don't let people see me like this."
Agree, but don't trust her for a second. If you give her the chance, she's going to double cross you and escape.

>>489964
Excellent. You'll live through this yet.

Don't let her escape while she puts on her pants though. Maybe you can do that instead, or... I don't know. Whatever's the least awkward.

Do not give her anything back until you've already taken the antidote. She'll double-cross you.

Exchange pants for antidote. Take antidote. Figure out what to do with underpants.

Perhaps we should experiment with putting it on your head later. Or putting it on the gear.

Well throw her over your non-gear shoulder and have her lead the way. Let her know that if she tries anything you'll strip off all her remaining clothes and Kitten Klaw will be widely known as Public Pussy.

okay. but antidote first.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/04(Mon)22:48 No. 490487 ID: 67bfa9
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>what if the mysterious shoulder gear is FUELED BY PANTY THEFT

oh COME ON, that's the most ridiculous thing ever there's NO WAY that could ever be true . . . EVER!

. . . my dad wouldn't do that to me . . .

LET'S FORGET ABOUT THIS FOR NOW!

Saitnen: "OK Kitten but if you try and pull something your new nickname will end up being "public pussy"

haha I'm so clever!

Kitten Klaw: "I wouldn't dream of pulling anything . . ."

the second I lighten my grip she moves with lightning speed!
STAB

damnit!

Kitten Klaw: "stabbing you with poison claws, now THAT I would do, NYA!"

I feel my muscles tightening up

Kitten Klaw: "oh and by the way, not ALL my poisons take minutes to act. you've got six seconds to guess what THIS one does!"

>you've got six seconds to guess what THIS one does!
I'llbetwhatitdoesn'tdoisstopmefrompunchingyouintheFACE!

>>490487
Grab her tail so she can't get away... while you grab her ass.

>>490487
Utterly destroy her tanktop. Laugh at her while you suffer rigor mortis. Ponder how a gear that makes breathing redundant makes you immune to cell death and thus any form of poison.

Also, assume anything dad gave you to be pantytheft powered.

>>490489
This

>>490497
Then this, while falling.

>>490487

Eat the underpants. Gain their strength and healing antibodies.

(I have no idea what else to do)

Further antagonizing is actually counter productive in getting the antidote. And your own heroic sensibilities prevent you from inflicting the pain and humiliation needed for actually forcing her to.

Option A: the bluff. Catch her, DON'T let go no matter what, have her lead you to antidote with verbal cues and threats (bluffs).
Option B: appeal to her / make a deal. "I expected you to do that but hoped you wouldn't. I just don't have it in me to torture the antidote out of you... can't we come to some sort of an agreement instead?"

Don't eat the panties. I know I was the first to suggest it, but I think I know what to do.
Stretch the legholes around the bumps, they look to be just the right size for it and are probably some sort of receptor node.

See if attaching the panties in that way helps you out of your predicament!

>>490517
Dang, and I was JUST about to suggest stabbing the panties onto those spike looking things.

I guess you have to swing her by the tail and throw her outside into the people then.

slurp in panties like a noodle.

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AlphaLurker 2013/02/06(Wed)08:47 No. 490830 ID: 67bfa9
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muscles freezing.
can barely move.
can't attack.

p-panties fueling my gear . . . .my only chance
just gotta reach a little further . . .

I barely feel it as I'm kicked off the roof.

just a . . . little further . . .

the world starts to fade . . .

I see a light . . .

>>490830

Use the last ounce of your strength to put the underpants into your shoulder thing.

You can do it!

Shove the panties into the light.

Then, transform into your ultimate form and kick ass.

transform into teruchan

YOU CAN DO IT!

>>490830
PUT IT IN

>>490830
WHY WERE YOU ON A BUILDING!?

Hentai Kamen Mode ENGAGE.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/07(Thu)17:07 No. 491179 ID: 67bfa9
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a little further . . . GOT IT!

SHUNK!

the panties are gone.
I feel the same . . . damn.

Crash!
oh hey a dumpster broke my fall . . . that's nice.

the world continues to fade a way into darkness . . .
I guess this isn't so bad . . .

I hear someone shouting . . . they're calling my name?

feebily wave hand so they can find you.

>>491180
This.

Also, your Gear is totally powered by panties. Your dad totally screwed you over.

say hargarblgrr

>>491179

Try to shout back where you are.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/08(Fri)19:42 No. 491528 ID: 67bfa9
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I flail feebly and moan as loudly as I can to draw attention to myself . . .

>WHY WERE YOU ON A BUILDING!?

on buildings . . . It's just a place heroes gotta be. . .

>Also, your Gear is totally powered by panties. Your dad totally screwed you over.

goddamnit dad . . . I hate . . . you . . . so . . . much . . .

black out.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/08(Fri)19:46 No. 491531 ID: 67bfa9
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I am awakened by a loud radio.
my best friend Paris Kane is here.

Radio: "This just in! famed thief Kitten Klaw strikes again! this time targeting the GoodPeep's department store. Branch manager Harvey Keng claims that among a large collection of expensive jewelry stolen a single pair of paw print-panties were also swiped . . ."

Paris Kane: "Ha haha! what kinda weirdo steals panties?!"

"A weirdo like my DAD."

Orient thumbs towards self and proclaim "THIS GUY!".

>>491531

say hi to paris and ask how you got here.

also be all like 'what about armour that is powered by panties?'

>>491531
Steal his panties. Cmon, he's wearing a monocle, you know he's the type. Oh, and also, ask him to help you figure out where your metal gear came from.

The armor runs off panties...

NO WONDER THAT GAUNTLET IS SHAPED LIKE A Y.

YOU STICK PANTIES IN IT LIKE A BATTERY.

If your dad invented that equipment he's a genius and fucking insane.

>>491534
You should totally point your thumbs towards yourself and say "THIS GUY!"

>>491540
>>491534
Sure why not.

also, the poison supposedly was going to KILL you. the gear probably burned through it's energy supply negating death by poison.

>>491540
I uphold this idea.

What? No. Don't reveal the secret source of your power. If it gets out your gear is powered by panties the villains will just stop wearing them. You must keep the secret.

Also, if we're going after her again? You need something to prevent your being poisoned.

>>491559

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>491559
Yes, if they do not wear panties, we'll then steal bras. And when they're all going commando, you can steal their pants! EVERYONE WINS!

Don't tell the dude you steal panties.

I uh I uh don't know haha um.

>>491563
Yes it is ! This get out and every goddamn female in the universe will make it their mission to end Saiten's pitiful existence in the most painful, gruesome manner imaginable !

Maybe we can buy panties to feed the gear?

>>491617
Pretty sure this would completely defeat the purpose of the quest. They have to be stolen.

>>491563
Of course it's a bad thing. If all the villains stop wearing panties, we fail both of our father's dying wishes. We can't steal panties, and we can't be a hero (because our gear is powered by panties).

AlphaLurker 2013/02/09(Sat)16:19 No. 491700 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "THIS GUY!!!"

Paris Kane: "Wha? OH you're awake! . . . did the radio wake you up?"

Saitnen: "yah."

Paris: "sorry man but I'm hooked to the news, can't get enough! like did you hear about this weirdo chick stealing panties?"

Saitnen: "maybe she has a good reason like powering magic armour or something."

Paris Kane: "Hahaha panty powered armour? Now that's SUPER weird!"

Damnit, Paris is my best friend I want to trust him, but I also don't want him to think I'm a weirdo
>Cmon, he's wearing a monocle, you know he's the type.
Actually Paris isn't wearing his prescription monocle at the moment.

there's also the problem if my enemies find out about my secret . . .
>This get out and every goddamn female in the universe will make it their mission to end Saiten's pitiful existence in the most painful, gruesome manner imaginable !
O-Oh jeeze, Not every girl would want to kill me for this right? I mean theres gotta be at least one space-slut planet out there SOMEWHERE! . . . unless they're PSYCHIC space sluts and just heard me call them space space sluts and are NOW COMING TO KILL ME JUST FOR INSULTING THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAH-

Paris Kane: "Hey buddy you're not looking good, like you're all nervous and stuff, you feelin Okay?

Saitnen: " eh heh heh heh, I'm fine . . . "

until the space sluts come for me.

Paris Kane: "Oh Sweet! is that a new arm plate? where'd you get it?"

Wait check your arm-guard. Did the panty devouring shoulder piece upgrade it? And if so what does it do now. Also check your dad's lab for manuals. I am assuming he made your gear.

>>491700
Explain that your father gave you this armguard before he died, and that somehow, it runs off panties.

You have NO idea how or why. Just that that's what it does.

>>491700
Just say that your father gave it to you. You're still figuring out what it does.

Just tell the guy your father's final wishes, that the gear is powered by panties, and then segway into an evil ninja lady poisoning you and you acting out of desperation to not die.

People will find out eventually. Best to tell the guy in a controlled situation where you can say you have the excuse that you were about to die.

Stop worrying about what you can't change.
And don't discuss the panties with anyone, its your little secret.

>unless they're PSYCHIC space sluts and just heard me call them space space sluts and are NOW COMING TO KILL ME JUST FOR INSULTING THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAH
This is obviously the most productive and well founded paranoia ever.

>>491707
I couldn't agree more. There's also a non-zero chance that Kitten Klaw was one of them. Or maybe she was just a non-psychic one who discovered your dad's work and decide it had to be destroyed for the good of femalekind everywhere. You never know.

On another note, check your gauntlet. Were those 3 holes on the side always there ? Because if they suddenly appeared, then I'm getting a very strong Megaman vibe from this whole situation.

Nicely spotted, those are definately new.

there are psychic space sluts, but they KNOW they are space sluts and don't care. so you are cool.

>>491730
Yeah, they're called Scellor. And I'm pretty sure none of them wear panties, so you're golden.

>>491732

i'm pretty sure maolla wore striped panties.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/10(Sun)01:36 No. 491778 ID: 67bfa9
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Oh hey! my wrist plate is totally different! I wonder how this happened?

Paris Kane: "Oh I get it bro! you got some mad secrets going on! It's cool I respect your privacy."

Saitnen: "Thanks Paris, a lot of stuffs been happening lately . . ."

Paris Kane: "No prob! I betta go tell that hot-ass doctor lady the you're awake, she promised to give you some "special private treatment" if you know what I mean!"

Paris leaves

>there are psychic space sluts, but they KNOW they are space sluts and don't care. so you are cool.
>Stop worrying about what you can't change.

Ya I guess they really wouldn't care, haha that's a relief . . .
huh? I hear voices outside my room

Voice1: "-and don't fail me like the other!"

Voice2: "it will look like an ack-see-dent I ash-sure you."

then there is the sound of foot steps going away down the hall

It sounds like they're gonna kill someone! Go out and follow them. BE A HERO.

Looks like it got upgraded with some kind of 3 barrel launcher thingy. Might want to test that out on the assassin ninjas about to come through your door. Looks like they are out to finish the job they started with your dad.

you must of absorbed her attack through her panties, and at the same time became immune to it! you got poison darts now.

be ready to man-handle the doc if she is an assassin. pretend to be asleep.

>>491780
>>491782
Guys, they're not coming through the door. They passed by us and we overheard them as they walked by.

After the evil ones, does their perfidy know no bounds? This is a hospital, a place of healing, not harm!

>>491784
That could just be voice 1 walking away. Barging out into the hall would still be a good way to surprise them though.

>>491778

Looks like we're going to have to thieve the undergarments of this alleged female doctor too.

>Oh hey! my wrist plate is totally different! I wonder how this happened?
Kirby style panty power upgrade. Your shoulder thing ate the kitty-ninja's panties, and now your wrist plate can shoot (hopefully non-lethal because you're a hero) darts.

>voices
A foreign sounding assassin? Sounds like something you should investigate.

Is voice 2 shrill and quavering? In which case it's a mad German doctor. Is voice 2 low and husky? In which case it's an evil German nurse. Germany is a known source of evil medical personnel.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/10(Sun)16:21 No. 491862 ID: 67bfa9
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>Is voice 2 shrill and quavering?
the second voice is a deep feminine modulated monotone.

who ever they are they're going to hurt someone! I can't let that happened!
but before I can spring into action someone opens the door and enters the room

Miss Mercy: "I am MERCY-02 I will be your fizz-ish-in for the eve-ning."

Saitnen: "Uh what's the big needle thing for?"

Miss Mercy: "It is time for your spe-shull pry-vit treat-ment."

She's obviously in cahoots with Kitten Klaw.

Try to activate gauntlet (point it at her and saw something silly like PANTY BLAST!)

She's a villain here to kill you.

Shoot her with your gauntlet's new triple needle launcher, and then steal her panties.

if you can try to make your darts sleep darts. and fire. go for a center of mass shot.

>>491862
Steal. Her. Panties.

>>491897
note that she is a robot, and said panties may be metal.
This means you might actually gain the powers of the DEATHMURDER HARDCORE CLAN, the most metal fuckers to ever DEATHSCREAM about THUNDER atop the MOUNTAINOUS WASTES OF ICELANDIC FOLKLORE

wait is she a robot? if so then poison would do jack shit.

You are recovered (the bad guy indicated that the previous attempt failed, after all) and require no further treatment!

Check yourself out. By force if necessary. With the nurse's panties regardless.

>>491862

I'm pretty sure nurses do not wear robot boots.

Test your new weapon on her, then thieve her undergarments.

Evil German nurse then, right. OK you're going to have to thieve her undergarments, but watch out for that hypodermic needle. It might be a gun in disguise! Or some sorta... X... thing? Anyway disarm her first literally since she's a robot and then you can use her arms to take off her panties, thus forcing her to steal them from herself!

tell her you know she's here to kill you. maybe she'll buy the bluff.

>>491924
They also don't usually wear Spikes Of Evilness either. That's definitely an enemy.

In fact, there is pretty good chance that everything female you'll come across (potential Love Interest exclude) will turn out hostile.

You dad really fucked you over. Suck to be you man.

>>491862
Act unaware until you have the right opening to strike. Then pummel her senseless. This time don't go easy on her!

See that thing on her left arm?

She is going to put that in your butt.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/11(Mon)21:51 No. 492159 ID: 67bfa9
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I rush her, making an opening shot with my new weapon.
Saitnen: "TRI-DART FIRE!"
it follows my command, however the robot blocks it.

Miss Mercy: "it is un-wise to ex-zert your-self like this. You are still re-cove-er-ing from in-jure-ease"

as a follow up I lunge for the panties.
Agh these clothes way a ton! like they're made of chainmail or something!

Miss Mercy: "!!"

eh? "high voltage" panty mark? I guess that's kinda cute for a robot.

Miss Mercy: "HANDS OFF SCUM BAG."

BZZZZZAAAAAAPP!!!
Miss Mercy's body has become electrified!

Saitnen: "AICHIII!!"

o-okay l-less c-cute n-now . . .

Robot, huh? Guess the needles won't help much. Nor will punching her be easy.

Is there a sink or bathroom attached to this room? You could try to short her out by knocking her into water.

yes water, splash her while she is high voltage and bad things should happen.

Use your environment! Tangle her in the bedsheets, bludgeon her with the radio!

You should defeat them first not just lunch for the panties right away.

yes water go

AlphaLurker 2013/02/12(Tue)21:23 No. 492384 ID: 67bfa9
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>You should defeat them first not just lunch for the panties right away.
it IS a lot easier to take panties when they're not actively trying to kill me . . .

time fore a less direct plan of action!
I've heard electricity and water don't mix, let's see if this works

Saitnen:"HYA!"
Toilet destroyed

Saitnen: "Time to cool off Mercy!"
WATER SPRAY!

Miss Mercy: "DANGER WATT-TER AS-SALT. DANGER WATT-TER AS-SALT. MUST RE-TREAT."

The robot starts to flee down the hallways

Right, press your advantage! Don't let her get away!

...try to avoid getting cold-cocked, knocked through a wall or off the building, getting stabbed by her needle, or being electrocuted. Just clobber her. Don't worry, she's a robot. She can take it.

get a cloth and soak it and chase after her.act like you are going for the panties again but then throw the wet cloth, with luck she just upped the volts and the cloth will cause a short circuit.

Follow her and try the dart attack again as she flees.

>>492384

Grab more water and soak her with it!

Start a wet T-shirt contest in this hospital. And she's the first contestant.
Or I guess it would be a wet nurse's-outfit contest? Actually, does that even work with robots? WHATEVER, JUST DO IT.

try the darts again. if they fail to work, try to snatch her panties- maybe the water will short out her electricity attack.

>>492398
this

Deploy bedsheets to trip her up and continue watering.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/13(Wed)13:00 No. 492503 ID: 67bfa9
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She turns a corner before I can get a clear shot with Tri-Dart

I drench a bed sheet and store it in my waterproof pouch for later, then I chase after the wayward robot.

* * *

Okay I got a clear shot and-

Bystander: "Aiya!"
WAM
she threw someone at me!? not cool!

Bystander: "That robot's gone crazy! somebody has to stop it!"
well at least she doesn't seem injured.

tick . . . tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

huh what's that ticking sound?

>>492503
Quick, grab those panties for a quick power boost.

Suspicious cylinder on the bystanders cleavage! we must heroically throw that cylinder back at the enemy! or at least get it off said bystander, ticking cylinders are bad news.

Frag out.

Torso inbound.

>>492503
I think that's a grenade stuck to her chest. Get rid of it! Maybe throw it back at the robot.

Also jeez I dunno if you should steal bystanders' panties.

bomb on her. grab it and pull. if it rips her shirt off, oh well, just be sure to yell BOMB when you throw it away. then say "it's complicated but i need your panties." take them and put into gear.

I think the robot left a bomb. That's the ticking. It's probably the suspicious cylinder on the girl. Snatch it off with an awkward sorry!

Ignore the civilian panties. She won't have any superpowers for your gear to copy, and if you go around robbing / assaulting civies, you'll get a reputation as a villain yourself, rather than a hero (whereas no one will ever care what we do to villains. It's totally cool, because they're the bad guys).

Besides, we got robo-panties to get after!

Remember, you said you'd become the greatest hero ever. The greatest hero doesn't steal from innocent bystanders.

it's only theft if you don't bring it back. just buy her a pack later as an apology.

Be a hero, don't steal from innocents. Also, the only power's they'll give you is cute and clumsiness, so throw the bomb back and ignore her crotch

Don't molest the innocent bystander. (you are a hero!)
Do grab the ticking thing and toss it at the direction where the least amount of people are while screaming "bomb!"

apologise, rip the bomb off and throw it away. then apologise again and take the underpants. feed the underpants into your shoulder thing.,

Gotta get that bomb offa the cute nurse, but there's no way to tell if the clip has a removal trigger. You're going to have to cut her bra and top loose to safely take the bomb.

Lunge forward, reach around behind the nurse and use your knife to slice her top off and undo the bra strap. While doing that, tell her you're sorry for doing this, but there's a bomb on her clothes and this is the only way to get rid of it.

Once you have the bomb, sprint into the nearest patient room, bust out the window, wad the whole thing up, clip it with the bra, and hurl it as far as you can; Aim for a parking structure, if possible. The wadding up is so all the cloth doesn't slow it down.

Throw the bomb at the fleeing bot. Don't steal the bystander's undergarments.

feed both the bomb and the panties into your Gear.

no stealing the pantsu off the innos without consent, yo.
ask her permission, be a fucking gentleman, explain as fast as you can why you need them.

Potential Love Interest detected !

AlphaLurker 2013/02/14(Thu)19:11 No. 492978 ID: 67bfa9
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instinctively I grab and toss the grenade
and shield the innocent girl from the blast.

...keep eyes averted, apologize for damaging her outfit.

Has the robo-villain gotten away? Has the explosion damaged the structural integrity of the building? (Ie, is there a need to shore anything up, or to rescue civilian(s) before they're crushed?).

if it looks like the building has been weakened then i guess we are gonna need to let her get away for now and worry about the civvies. protecting the innocent is more important then catching villains for a hero.

if the blast hasn't damaged much of anything then you can keep moving. but if we lost sight of her then it would put a damper on trying to chase her so instead help the nurse into a side room so she can cover up. and actually you can explain to her what is gong on.

apologize several times, then steal the pantsu. we must augment are abilities as soon as possible.

also continue to chase the robot nurse!

>>492978
Say sorry about her shirt, check self for damage, continue pursuit of the robot if we can tell where it went.

Don't steal her panties.

>>492978
i think it's time to apologize. also she didn't earn any panty-stealing.

>>492978

Ask if you can borrow her underpants?

just because she lacks special attacks doesn't mean her undergarments are useless. i highly doubt such an amazing machine would impart weaknesses. it probably takes the best of what it is given. also raw energy could still be gotten from non-super panties.

No panty stealing from the innocent civy!

Besides, if she's a nurse or a doctor (a real one, not a supervillian!) we don't want to piss her off. We're a superhero- we're gonna end up in the hospital a lot. Smart cops don't give nurses any shit, because they know they might be taking care of them next. You should be thinking the same way.

I agree on not stealing her panties. ... but we can ask. Say to her my father made a perverted hero gear for me. It needs panties to power it. Could I use yours? If not tell me now. I have a robot whos not afraid to use people as bombs and I have to stop her NOW!

No to asking or taking her panties.

ask the nurse if she happens to know the location of more panties.

Don't steal or even ask for her panties, we don't have time. Get after that robot ASAP.

uh oops. but don't be distracted by the boobies. check on your opponent.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/16(Sat)11:06 No. 493514 ID: 67bfa9
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it doesn't look like the explosion cause much structural damage, there probably won't be any colapses.

an extra pair of panties might just give me the power boost to defeat Mercy . . . NO! I'm a hero! and heroes don't steal from innocents!

Saitnen: "I'm really sorry about your shirt miss . . ."

bystander: "I-it's alright, thank you. you saved my life."

Saitnen: "No problem, It's what us heroes do! now I've got n evil robot to stop!"

* * *

there she is now!

Miss Mercy: "you are uh-live. thank you for give-ing me the chance to fix that miss-take."

Shoot more darts at her and when she blocks close in to her. Feint going after her panties again and instead throw the wet sheet over her.

>>493518

I like this plan.

>>493518
Also, if possible, smash and shatter her tube-o-drugs. Instead of being able to inject you, it'll be one more fluid short circuting her.

speak in a garbled mess of 1's and 0's, it might impress her.

locate wet mop, if the shaft is wooden or plastic then it will be insulated against her zapping you again, and will give you some needed range and defense against her.

it seems you are far more agile then her, you probably can't out muscle her so try to out maneuver her.

considering her motives you can probably fight her in an area of far superior advantages, i suggest an open area so you can use your agility better

>>493514

Attempt to trap her in a logical loop.

Say "This statement is false!"

>>493769

You moron. Don't do that until you have no other options left and she has you helpless!

do all of the above.

>>493769
But we always lie!

AlphaLurker 2013/02/19(Tue)10:30 No. 494476 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "TRI-DART go!"

she blocks as predicted.
now to make like I'm going for the panties . . .

Miss Mercy: "HIGH VOLTAGE ack-tiv-ate."

. . . and wet sheet to the face!

*BZZZRT*
Miss Mercy: "DANGER WATT-TER AS-SALT."

>>494476

Quickly, while she is distracted! Sprint up and yank off the underpants!

Please make an effort to subdue the target before we do any yanking of clothing.

Destroy that syringe while she is distracted. THEN get her panties.

Now punch her in the face, right through the towel.

g robopanties

u robopanties on gear

Isn't she currently shorting out? Touching her with your bare hands could electrocute you.

Destroy syringe, get ready to hit her more if she tries to get out of the towel but lets hope she goes offline soon.

quick reprogram her with your none existent hacking skills to try and kill voice 1 which will potentially help you find the evil ninja base.

Your boots aren't conductive, right ? Then kick her in the head until she stop moving.

boot to the head.

Kick her in the head, stomp the syringe to smithereens, and then acquire her panties.

Check for witnesses before taking panties. There was a big fight and a bomb, someone might be looking and see you kicking out a lady and then taking her panties and get the WRONG IDEA.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/19(Tue)19:28 No. 494546 ID: 67bfa9
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I'm not leaving my self open for a surprise attack this time.
I've gotta make sure she's out!

*WHAM*
*KLUNK*
*POW*
*CLANG*

*DEE* . . . *DOO* . . . *dooooooooo* . . . .

with a flurry of punches and kicks I knock the robot into maintenance mode.
it should take her a while to boot back up again.

a couple of hospital staff apperently hiding behind the counter cheer at my victory

>>494546
Tell them to look away, secret business that could get messy, then steal the panties and feed it to your gear right quick

Also inspect robo-crotch. Is she anatomically correct? She's a robot...

>>494546
Now that she's unconscious, you can strip her clothes off, for Heroism.

Search the body for clues as tho who's trying to kill you.

Also see if you can steal her panties without being witnessed by anyone. Like, maybe you can steal them from under the sheet.

ask where a bed with straps is, want her secured so she doesn't rampage when she wakes up.

>>494546
"I'll be taking her in for questioning."
Pick her up, hail her off, and as soon as no one sees you, take the panties.

>>494546

Take the underpants now, declare loudly "I NEED THESE FOR FUEL" and then stuff them into your shoulder thing.

Right. Secure the prisoner steal her panties when no one is looking, and then hand her over to the proper authorities.

Are you all idiots? No, here is what we do.
FIRST OFF, take her out and look out for some sort of screwdriver. We want the bits off this iron lass as soon as possible, if we can get her reprogrammed then we will have us an ally.

hopefully we'll be able to do something about the annoying accent on the way, my GOD that was grating...

Oh, and of course snag iron man's loaners from under her skirt yo. Make sure you explain the sitch to the crowd tho.

>>494570
mind alteration is pretty much the most evi thing you could do.

Yeah let's not brainwash anybody.

Time to take her panties.

just yank her panties and insert it into your gear in front of everybody.

>>494552
That is pretty sane, yes. "Bringing her in" and commandeering panties in secret on the way there is better then just doing it in front of everyone.

Is there a police locale that actually takes in super villains though?

>>494570
While other pointed out reprogramming someone is evil, a few questions arise:
1. Is she a full AI sophont or just a programmed bot.
2. If she is a full AI, is she currently being mind controlled by someone else. (FREEING her from mind control can make her turn away from villainy while actually being a good act).
Both of those require taking her to an ethical computer specialist...

We should also provide a replacement for the panties we "liberate". In the future we should carry some spares for that very purpose... with an embedded tracking chip!

Actually, we should go ahead with the brainwashing so far as it's meant for the safety of the community. If we could reprogram murderers to, you know, NOT murder, hot damn, I'd be all for that too! So, if we could just turn the Murder knob down, and leave the personality otherwise intact, that would be perfect, thanks.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/20(Wed)11:54 No. 494665 ID: 67bfa9
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Saitnen: "Hey you guys, I need one of those strap beds."

one of the hospital staff gives me the direction to a nearby room.

I attempt to carry Mercy to the room . . . SHIT! she weighs like a thousand pounds!
I removes her heavy roboboots and shes's a little more managable . . .

* * *

once out of sight, I remove her panties.

>Also inspect robo-crotch. Is she anatomically correct? She's a robot...
. . . I don't really know what qualifies as "anatomically correct" for a robot.
it um look like she's got some sort of USB port down there . . .

>if we can get her reprogrammed then we will have us an ally.
I can barely use email, I don't think I could reprogram a complexed AI

>Is there a police locale that actually takes in super villains though?
actually I can hear police sirens right now, it's sounds like they're outside the hospital.

>>494665
Take her to an ethical computer specialist to see if they can make her not-evil.

Right, insert panties into gear. strap her down and vamoose. A Hero does not stay for the police and reporters.

Get her looking decent and strapped down before the cops get here, man.

And feed the robo-panties to your shoulder thing. I'm curious how the new power will work. Will you just get a second attack? (darts and electric pnches!) Will your gauntlet follow megaman logic? (ie, you can only use one power at a time, but you can swap between them). Or will it follow kirby logic? (Only one power at a time- new one costs you the old).

"Fear not citizens, I will be make absolutely certain that she will not detonate or threaten anyone life any more." *especially my own.* "I can try to do it here or bring her to a more secluded area if there is time. The choice is yours, it is your lives at stake."

Either way your disarming of the "bomb" has you removing all her clothing. If she wakes up during this time and you are around a crowd.
"Now Fembot, follow me!" As you hastily run away. Likely with an infuriated robot after you.

1. Panties on shoulder thing NOW, act fast.
2. Straighten her dress so she isn't as exposed.
3. Search her for more explosives.

>>494667
Righto there.

Stuff the panties in the gear, make her dress more modest, strap her down, and get outta dodge. If someone stops you and asks about the panties, claim you have no idea about that; she must not have been wearing any to begin with.

write a not that her hair is made of bombs.

>>494667
Nothing more to say than this.

>>494667
Couldn't agree more. The last thing we need right now is unnecessary complications.

AlphaLurker 2013/02/21(Thu)10:20 No. 494803 ID: 67bfa9
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I straighten out her skirt and strap the robot to the table.

now to get my shiny new power
my gear hums almost in excitement as the panties draw closer . . .

*SHUNK*

. . .

my gauntlet's still the same!
how the heck is this thing supposed to work?!

*SHICK*

AAH! I'm blind . . . no wait some sort of interface has popped up . . . weird.

Haha! Total megaman mode. Right down to the ammo bars and selection screen.

Wonder what the gear bar is for, though. Available battery or something? It's not like your gauntlet had an attack mode originally.

select the lightning, try it out. away from living beings and water, of course. and then select and try the gear.

>>494813
Basically this.

Well this is unintelligible and clearly not important. Slide the visor back up and go turn her in to the police, who will surely dispose of her in a JUSTICE manner and not complicate our lives with legalities at all.

>>494829
I don't know about you, but I never seen panties with eye holes before.

It's indicating that panty levels are still too low for an upgrade, obviously.

I think the gear bar represents how many times you can switch powers, and you'll have to steal normal women's panties to restore five charges to any of the bars.

Maybe you should just destroy the armor. I mean, it's not like its powers have actually helped you so far...

>>494851
Poison immunity, No starvation, Immunity to oxygen deprivation...

I wonder if we could simply walk into a store and buy several packs of panties. We'd be able to say we're fueled by Capitalism!

>>494873
>doesn't have to eat, breath, or drink, can't be killed by poison
Okay, right, I forgot about those things. I guess that stuff is valuable enough to warrant being constantly attacked by crazy women. When you think about it, though, that means whoever made the armor wasn't just a pervert: he was a pervert that wanted to corrupt other men into becoming perverts by giving them a slippery slope to slide down.

...Now I'm wondering what would happen if the armor was worn by a woman. Would feeding it her own panties give her some kind of recursive panty power?

You guys are dumb. The gear is your health and the other two are powers you can switch between. Choose electricity, then get outta dodge.

>>494880
yep.

also i bet never been worn panties are worthless, somehow.

Anyone else wonder what type of power we'd get if we fed the gear a pair of panties we've worn ourself?

>>494884
>>494878
They might need to be stolen...

>>494884
NEW QUEST ACQUIRED! OBJECTIVES:
1. Purchase panties
2. Wear panties
3. Feed panties to gear

up up down down left right left right b a start

>>494917
We should feed it unused panties first, just in case. also, this may not be the best of ideas, like Kirby eating a spy wearing a Kirby mask, it may well cause us to fall into ourselves.

I'm willing to bet unused panties will give us some sort of horrible biological feedback.

May as well test it out for sure at least once though.

unused panties might restore a single unit of ammo. Or that might be normal people panties. We won't know until we try.

>>494973
For SCIENCE!

AlphaLurker 2013/02/23(Sat)13:36 No. 495442 ID: 67bfa9
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>Maybe you should just destroy the armor.
No, perversion aside my dad poured his soul into this thing, I'm gonna hold onto it.

>I wonder if we could simply walk into a store and buy several packs of panties.
I'll have to try this out, if I can get this super hero thing down with out having to be a pervert I gotta do it.

for now though I should get out of the crime scene.
I switch to HIGH VOLTAGE power and makes for the exit.

Officer Badge: "Freeze Robo-criminal you're under arrest!"

shit it's the cops . . .

Officer Cuff: "uh chief, are you sure this guy is the robot we're after?"

Officer Badge "I know a Robo-criminal when I see one and this guy's as evil as they come."

they don't seem very competent . . .

Power armor, not robot. The robot is down that hall in a room, strapped to the bed.

Raise your hands and don't fight the cops.

Hey, I'm not a robot! I got skin and hair and everything! I even bleed!

The robo-chick's tied to a bed in the room behind me.

>>495442
you're mostly covered up by armor and clothing. The goggles might make it a bit harder for them to tell you're a person.

Let's play the Reasonable Card. Is that nurse you saved still here? How about your friend? Or just about everybody else in the building that saw or heard about the fight.

Play it cool.

Protest your innocence, and demand they provide Probably Cause that you are, in fact, a criminal, Robo or otherwise. Because if it's just because you're a robot, that's racist.

Put your hands up.
I am wearing power armor, the robo-criminal who was blowing up the hospital is tied up over there.

If they dont provide probable cause, squeal that your going to sue so hard the district will be forced to give you all their clothes. and then hope desperately its true
If they dont stop, shout that you surrender. THEN SUE THEM SO HARD THE DISTRICT GIVES YOU THEIR ENTIRE ESTATES.