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503104 No. 503104 ID: a68e3e

Old thread was getting too big so I decided to just continue it here

>>502370
He's with his family right now though. I'll bug him as soon as he returns though.

>>502365
>>502366
Yeah... Both of those are really good points. I... I don't know. I mean I wasn't really -too- attached to the knights. I mostly just used it as a means to get away from home. Besides the obvious reasons of being upset over the destruction of the castle I'm pretty OK with all this.
Is that weird? I -feel- like I should be pissed off or something. But I'm just kinda... Bleh.

>>502744
Screw them. The only one I care about is my little sis. After the dramatic exit I made before I don't want to see them again. Partly because it was a pretty cool exit and also because... I think if they told me to live at home now I might actually listen.

>>502369
>Taking out Regulus

That... That might have to wait til I'm a bit stronger. I mean... I guess that's my job now right? I have the Dragonslayer and all that. Also... I liked the King. Even if he was a Dragon he still allowed me into the Knights. And as far as I can tell he didn't even tell Regulus that I'm Sable's daughter.
He also hurt A1, Artemis, and could've killed Maggie.
Yeah, you and I are gonna work together to kill that man. You too Ombra.

The affairs of you humans isn't any of my concern. And I never liked Myli anyway. However... I am rather fond of your teammates. I'll assist where I can.

>Dragonslayer
Oh yeah. This big old sword is so unwieldy. Let's see if I can...

With a simple thought the Dragonslayer shifts into something far more comfortable for Saisai. The metal tip retains the Slayer's ever shifting stripes while the grip is made out of some unknown wood.

Oh wow! That's perfect! I mean, it's not as cool as -my- spear but this is a lot easier to handle than some giant buster sword!
Expand all images
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No. 503105 ID: 3bad4c

((April fools? There's no such thing as a buster sword outside a very specific game, right?))

>Is that weird? I -feel- like I should be pissed off or something. But I'm just kinda... Bleh.
Maybe you just ran out of emotional biochemicals?

>That... That might have to wait til I'm a bit stronger.
So how are you planning on getting stronger? By diversifying?
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No. 503106 ID: a68e3e
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503106

Man, Guardian isn't making me enough money in merchandise. Quality is gonna drop down til I see some $$$ signs. Go buy some Guardian Swag at www.theguardianshop.com assuming the site hasn't gone under already.

Saisai goes back to her home or whatever. I guess she lives with Maggie now? No other suggestions here so that's what she does.

Aaaaand she's at home.
Wat do?

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No. 503107 ID: d6ef5d

What, a man out to murder all the dragons- with a shot at actually succeeding- doesn't count as part of the affairs of dragons?

Still, glad to have you on board.


>I mean, it's not as cool as -my- spear but this is a lot easier to handle than some giant buster sword!
Yeah, it probably lacks the sneaky fireable spearhead and any other tricks you built into yours, but it will be good against dragons and possibly other magic stuff. And as an artifact, it's probably much harder to break, if at all.
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No. 503108 ID: a68e3e

>>503105
Oh god how did I mist that suggestions.
One second

Buy Guardian Merch

One second...
I need to draw the new update
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No. 503109 ID: a68e3e

>>503107
ANOTHER ONE!? STOP SUGGESTING UNTIL I'M DONE DRAWING
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No. 503111 ID: bf54a8

check out her bookshelf. she probably has cool stuff
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No. 503113 ID: d6ef5d

>>503109
Yeah, well

STOP UPDATING BEFORE I CAN FINISH SUGGESTING.
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No. 503116 ID: a68e3e
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503116

>>503111
[spoilsd]DAMMIT NO. I ALREADY DREW THE UPDATE. YOU GET WHAT I GOT TO OFFER.[/spoildss]

>>503105
>Emotional biochemicals
Is that even a thing and how does one even run out of it?
Honestly I think I just need a nap. I'll probably start freaking out once I wake up.

>>503107
True on all counts. I'll hold onto this one in case my current one -somehow- breaks. I mean, what're the odds of that happening in this universe too?

>>503109
Excuse me..?

>>503111
... Not sure if I should go looking through Maggie's stuff.
I'll either need a really high dice roll out of d100 orrrrrr
You can pay $100 to GuardianNeedsMoney.Gov
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No. 503119 ID: d6ef5d

rolled 9 = 9

If you want us to throw money at your paysites, you're going to have to work harder at getting them up. :V

So here's a dice instead.

You're going to regret going through Maggy's stuff, though. She's pretty kinky.
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No. 503120 ID: bf54a8

rolled 84 = 84

a roll you say?
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No. 503126 ID: a68e3e
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503126

[bee]Ok, my tablet like snapped in half somehow so I gott draw this on paper. If you want digital drawings I need a new tablet. Just send your dosh to 111.larroneedsatablet.au[/bb]

Ok, that roll is high enough. I guess I'll check out the books.

Saisai grabs the books

Oh man... I uh... I wasn't aware the Captain was into this sorta thing...
Are they -all- like this? Yep...
All of them are filled with girls...
Doing things to other girls...
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No. 503127 ID: bf54a8

... are they people we know or are they made up?
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No. 503128 ID: 9b3d17

>>503126

Discover your newfound appreciation of other women.
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No. 503129 ID: 9b3d17

>>503128
Almost forgot my payment code.
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No. 503131 ID: d6ef5d

...you know she's gonna know you looked right? She's psy-kik!

And probably standing right behind you now. He's gonna ask us to pay for the porn, but as far as I'm concerned, that's no reason not to swing the story that way.
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No. 503132 ID: a68e3e
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503132

>>503127
Not anyone I recogni-Wait, there's Janet. And A1? How... Did she draw these?

>>503129
>>503128
[spoilerd]B]FINALLY someone appreciates my grea t works. Your suggestions gets DOSH PRIORITY over all the others.[/b][/spoielers]

....
I suddenly find myself very attracted to this despite it being out of character...

Sorry for not having a tablet still but here's a digital drawing][/spoiler]

>>503131
Oh man... I forgot about that! Now she'll know I looked! But she's not right behind me.
What are the odds of that happening?

Maybe if there were a high roll on a d1000 or some money thrown by Larro's, I mean -my- way..
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No. 503133 ID: 9b3d17

rolled 837 = 837

>>503132
God damnit. There you go, then.
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No. 503136 ID: bf54a8

rolled 710 = 710

dice dice baby :V
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No. 503137 ID: d6ef5d

rolled 186 = 186

This payment earmarked for Saisai, not Larro, you jerk.
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No. 503146 ID: a68e3e
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503146

>>503137
DAMMIT

>>503136
>>503133
Oh man I am just rolling in dosh now. Ok, here's another digital update]b]

What? What are the odds that-

>"Eh-hem."

Oh god she's suddenly right behind me. How did this happen?
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No. 503148 ID: bf54a8

>>503146
she's psychic. declare loudly that you love dicks. that should keep her from lesbian raping you.
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No. 503149 ID: d6ef5d

Um. Hey there, um. Maggie.

...this isn't why you invited me to your house, is it? (Start frantically wondering if there's more than one bed).
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No. 503150 ID: 9b3d17

>>503146
Realize that this is why you were invited here. And that, rather, you are more flattered than nervous.
Shipping a new tablet + dosh.
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No. 503197 ID: d6ef5d

Wait.

DRAGONSPEAR- respond to awkward situation by transforming into the DRAGONDILDO.
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No. 503200 ID: a68e3e
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503200

Hey guise thanks for the new tablet and all the money but my computer caught fire and my hand is cramped up so I can't draw right now. If you could just send your money over to LarroEmpire.org so I could get surgery and buy a new compter that would be the best ever.

>>503148
This suggestion has been negated by a Premium Suggestion -> >>503128
Please donate $150 to bid over that suggestion.


>>503150
>>503149
"Hey there Maggie... This uh... This isn't why you invited me here, is it?"

Her former captain simply nods

"Oh... Well... I'm uh... Flattered?"

>"Of course you are. Why don't you come with me? To my room?"

Maggie takes Saisai by the hand and leads her to a small platform near the bookcase. There's no obvious method up but before Saisai can ask she finds herself and Maggie lifted off the floor by Maggie's power.
Maggie's room is... It's too odd to put into words.
Saisai finds herself lifted into the air and plopped onto Maggie's bed.


>"I suppose there's really no need for any foreplay. You know what I want and I think I'll just take it. Do you have any problems with that?"

Suggestions other than YES, I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT require a donation of $1,500 made out to LARRO.
Picture unrelated

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No. 503202 ID: d6ef5d

Ca-ching, ca-ching larro-man.

Also- this. >>503197
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No. 503204 ID: 9b3d17

>>503200
Please note that a lack of art will cause this donation of 10 thousand to revert.

Why are you both clothed? Sheesh.
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No. 503207 ID: d6ef5d

Oh, and try not to think of all the dead and dying people Maggy just pulled out of the wrecked castle. That would be a real girl-boner killer.
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No. 503208 ID: a68e3e
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503208

Thank you so much for the donations guys! I'm getting better and my computer is less on fire now! However I would really like to hire a famous artist to draw Guardian for me, and maybe someone to write it to. I'm thinking Liefield for both. This will require quite a bit of money so if you'd be willing to donate one more time at LarroMovinOnUp.ca that would be great!

I also included some ART so please don't cancel the check.


>>503202
Without a word Saisai draws out her Dragonslayer which has suddenly turned into a rather long double sided dildo.

>"Oh my... I didn't know you were into such things Saisai~"

"I... I didn't either to be honest."

Maggie takes the 'spear' from her and licks one of the tips.

>"It's rather big too. I would never have figured you could take something like this with that petite body of yours. Speaking of which..."

Saisai finds her clothes being tugged off by Maggie's powers. Maggie then-

A: HAS A TEA PARTY WITH SAISAI (COSTS:$0)
B: KISSES SAISAI (COSTS:$1,000)
C: HAS SEX WITH SAISAI (COSTS: $1,000,000

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No. 503211 ID: d6ef5d

cccccccc

Well, there goes my college fund. And I had to sell my yet as of unborn grandkids into slavery. Worth it though.
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No. 503212 ID: 9b3d17

Doubled highest tier.
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No. 503221 ID: 656f39

I have 63ยข what can i get for that?
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No. 503228 ID: e37529

do you accept blowjobs as payment
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No. 503244 ID: f2c20c

I want that tea party, dammit.
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No. 503271 ID: a68e3e
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503271

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No. 503272 ID: d6ef5d

>>503271
I'm going to chose to believe that's from the honeymoon.
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