Cinnamon 2013/06/29(Sat)18:59 No. 520312 ID: 113cf9
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You wake up. You don't remember how you got here or your name. Slowly, you start to remember...

Ellen

>>520314
Second.

>>520314
Ellen Mcarthy, to expand upon that

Oh, you again. Have a quick fap.

Sporky McLegohouse

>>520329
Spork McCarthy.

>>520342
Sir Spork McCarthy the Third

Dimples.
Quickly realize you are alone, because your other quests' denizens have been abandoned. Your own fault, really.

Fap.

Shlick Furiously

>>520312
Major Thomasina Bowman.

Oberstarzt Heinrich Retter

Cinnamon 2013/07/02(Tue)14:57 No. 520873 ID: 113cf9
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Your name is Ellen Mcarthy. You push the walls until one opens. What now?

Check car for loot, keys, and gas. Check box for loot.

lets see here, lights are off, all visible cars in the area look like they've been broken into and absolutely no law enforcement in sight, Shit girl it's a black out loot all the crap you can carry before the riot police show up to ruin your fun.

Break that crate over there. There's probably a crowbar in it.

Cinnamon 2013/07/09(Tue)14:51 No. 523140 ID: 113cf9
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You look inside the car. Looks like someone totally stripped out everything, except some of the trim on the doors, and possibly some mechanical bits.

Cinnamon 2013/07/09(Tue)14:53 No. 523142 ID: 113cf9
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You open the crate.
It's filled with sex toys and bones. And possibly something useful, but you're not sure you want to dig through this other shit.
However, there's some kind of console panel thing behind the box.

Hide the memory of that box in the back of your mind and never speak of it again. Go poke the shining panel.

>>523142
Dig through the rape-box anyways, you wimp!

we can come back to the box if we run out of things to do mess with the shiny panel on the wall for now.

Cinnamon 2013/07/09(Tue)15:27 No. 523169 ID: 113cf9
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You check out the console.

Power down, then use the bones as sex toys until something interesting happens.

>>523169
Check inventory. Do we have any keys?

>>523169
Well, I'm sure of one thing: DON'T PRESS "OPEN BAY DOOR"!
But you totally should anyways.

Open bay door

>sex toys and bones
That's awful. You just hope this trauma doesn't scar your psyche with some horrible fetish later.

>>523169
Try turning on the generators!

Giggle as you reconstruct skeletons! Give them multiple sets of arms!

...Or hit the generators button, if you don't want to have morbid fun.

Cinnamon 2013/07/20(Sat)21:18 No. 525953 ID: 1a0754
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You hit the "e-start generator" button.

Cinnamon 2013/07/20(Sat)21:19 No. 525954 ID: 1a0754
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It doesn't do anything.

Cinnamon 2013/07/20(Sat)21:19 No. 525955 ID: 1a0754
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You decide to open the bay door, whatever that means.

Cinnamon 2013/07/20(Sat)21:20 No. 525956 ID: 1a0754
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It doesn't do anything.

Cinnamon 2013/07/20(Sat)21:20 No. 525957 ID: 1a0754
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Oh, there it goes.

...

Wait, fuck.

...we just got sucked out into hard vacuum, and the ship is accelerating away from us.

Congrats, we're dead. Or will be in a minute or so.

If we weren't sucked out, I suppose we could close the doors. That still leaves us with a serious lack of oxygen, though. Hopefully the bay repressurizes, or we're still dead.

what did we just drop?

Uh.
I think we fucked up.

CLOSE THE BAY DOOR