Flunge McDoorknob

Annie, Jessie, Mary, Athena, Minerva, Demeter, Hera, Josie, Jane, Sue.

taylur. because youre unique but not TOO unique

>Christ does every fucking quest begin with a character that has amnesia
Nope. Not all of them, though it is common. Sucks to be you, I guess.

>Also female names, cause i'm a female.
Laura

I don't know, white empty void sounds pretty bad too. You look like a Sandra to me.

Natalie Parkour

Fen Lacy, rabbit girl extraordinaire.

>>633499
seconded

You will later regret BEING TRAPPED FOR ETERNITY IN A FEATURELESS VOID, Fen Lacy.

>>633572
I can see at least.. four.. features.

>>633499
Yeah, that's neat.

Nevaeh, because fuck you thats why.

Fen Lacy's as good a name as any.

Suggestion 2015/04/26(Sun)07:28 No. 636421 ID: d9348f
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Great my name Fen Lacy Terrific!
now the ground or platform thing started Shaking!

Suggestion 2015/04/26(Sun)07:34 No. 636422 ID: d9348f
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>>636421
Just to open up a hole.

examine hole, then if it isn't a horrible trap, enter hole.

Peer down the hole.

>>636422
GET IN THE HOLE

Look down hole.

Jump in with reckless abandon!

Then wonder where all this reckless abandon came from and drop it down the hole as you grab the ladder.

Fuck the hole.

>>636458
yes

Look down the hole.

Refuse the hole. Jump off the side instead.

>>636422
There is no time to lose, climb down that ladder.

Suggestion 2015/04/27(Mon)18:54 No. 636692 ID: 8b8b34
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Alright I'll look down the hole before I jump down.

All I see is a black stain on the floor that's maybe 7ft. down (I got horrible depth perception).

>>636458
...Maybe I want my "hole" to be screwed...

Suggestion 2015/04/27(Mon)19:29 No. 636701 ID: 8b8b34
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Alright just gotta get down...

Suggestion 2015/04/27(Mon)19:47 No. 636703 ID: 8b8b34
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>>636701
And then jump!

*pomf*

>>636703
What's that on the left wall?

>>636703
Hey, water. Thirsty?

>>636703
pomf pomf kimochii

To drink or not to drink the mysterious blue liquid that may or may not be water, that is the question. We should probably save our resources because we don't know how long we will be here. But if Fen is thirsty then Fen must drink!

Suggestion 2015/04/29(Wed)18:25 No. 637005 ID: fe7a48
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It's a water cooler. My face is pulled to the water cooler, then my face meets the cooler, as
I long for water, But alas, there aren't any cups.
Also that's a window on the left side of the wall, looking out into the same void I was in

Cup your hands, or drink right from the spout if you're especially thirsty. Also, what's that odd stain there, where you dropped down at?

>>637005
So, there are more rectangles out in the void...?

Meh, go around the corner towards the offices.

>>637005
Head for the offices.

Bet they have some mugs in the office, the search for a cup begins!

Suggestion 2015/04/30(Thu)17:03 No. 637135 ID: 20ca72
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Alright, now which door might have a cup for water?
>1
>2
>3(one next to me)

Let's see what is behind door number 2.

Door number 2 seems nice. Also knock on the door before entering, you have to be polite.

Suggestion 2015/05/01(Fri)05:59 No. 637253 ID: 668d91
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Alright door number two. First i knock and then enter

There is a guy in here sitting behind the desk. from what i see from here he's got stitches on his forehead. he didn't state his name.
He tells me to sit down, but on what though.
what should ? do guys

sit on the table in a rather suggestive manner...

>>637254
Actually somewhat reasonable, as there's no open chairs. Meaning the only alternatives are to stand, sit on the floor, or his lap.

Ask him if he has any cups for the water bubbler outside.

>>637253
Standard galactic alphabet on that image on the wall. It says "ma meme m'a dlt d'un lievre" which doesn't make much sense. Changing a couple letters, "ma mere m'a dit d'un lievre" seems to be french and translates to "My mother told me of a hare" according to google. Foreshadowing possibly? Sit on the floor near the exit, keep a healthy distance from this guy. This could get weird.

Sit on the floor close to the door. We may need to book it.

seduce them

Suggestion 2015/05/01(Fri)15:11 No. 637311 ID: 20ca72
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you sit on the floor. the guy looks at you funny, then speaks.
"I didn't mean to...never mind. so you must be wondering why you are here or why you're a rabbit person instead of a human, No?"

>>637311
Eh, sure.

>so you must be wondering why you are here or why you're a rabbit person instead of a human, No?
No, not really. I kind of figured, as a rabbit person, that being a rabbit person is normal.

I was wondering why your office doesn't have any other chairs. Or where I might find a cup for the water bubbler outside. And what happened to your head, though that might be rude to ask.

>>637311
Politely ask about the scar (or the black squiggly spot) on his forehead.

Look buddy we can talk all you want but first you need to hook us up. We are looking for a cup, a mug would aslo do nicely. Untile this demand is met we won't talk and just sit here glaring at you.

>>637311
its a quest, rabbit people are basically the par for this thing, also point out the smudge of oil on his forehead

Suggestion 2015/05/01(Fri)21:56 No. 637391 ID: 99d78f
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I am curious on what the FUCK this place is.
"you are in a dream that i am putting on you so we can talk. You Fen Lacy have, tampered with the Dreamscape. This lead several Colleagues and I to decide whether or not to make you a Dream Catcher."

A Dream Catcher? Like those things people hang up on walls to get rid of bad omens?
Why would i want or need one?

Suggestion 2015/05/01(Fri)22:05 No. 637393 ID: 99d78f
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I politely ask how he got-

"I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT GIRL!"

What the hell is wrong with-

"I AM A DREAM EATER! I CAN PUT LOW LIFE LIKE YOU INTO A DREAM AND FEED OFF OF THEM. But I wanted to talk to you."

Suggestion 2015/05/01(Fri)22:20 No. 637394 ID: 99d78f
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OK OK OK WTF WTF WTF.
I just BACK THE FUCK UP AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
So I'm out of idea-

"So Fen, What will it be? Go back to your boring average life? Or, Become a Dream Catcher or something similar to that?"

Goddamn he just likes to interrupt me doesn't he, Psycho mother fucker.

Ask what being a dreamcatcher entails. Any income? Employee benefits?

>You Fen Lacy have, tampered with the Dreamscape
I did? When? How?

>Go back to your boring average life? Or, Become a Dream Catcher or something similar to that?
Point out he hasn't actually told you what a dream catcher is or does, yet. You'd kind of prefer not to make this choice blind.

What a nice smile.
We will consider your offer but there are still two other doors. The quest for a water holding instrument beckons. Of coarse that could just be Ialdagorth, but we are rolling with it.

Leave for now, but ask if you can get some Dreamcatcher gear in exchange for a few trial jobs.

"You know I don't think I can properly make a decision like this without, you know, remembering anything about my life."

Hopefully he can restore our memories and we didn't just give away our vulnerability.

Get the hell out of there. This guy can't be trusted. Try to play it cool. Something like, "Thank you for the offer. I'm pretty thirsty, let me grab a drink and we'll discuss this further."

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)07:20 No. 637490 ID: 99d78f
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Alright this is started to creep me out a little. I move by the door just in case.
I ask him what a Dream Catcher's job entails.

"A Dream Catcher's job is to destroy Regrets, Grudges, Night Terrors, and Nightmares. As you maybe wondering 'How can those things be harmful?' well, if something is strong enough, it can manifest itself into something living.
Now, Will you need to fight other things other than Regrets or Grudges? yes.
Will you meet other people who possess different powers that'll help you? yes.
Now what do you say, Wanna be a Dream Catcher?"

flee

>>637490
Well that sounds interesting but uh, what's in it for me? Do I get paid?

Is there any other options or people we can talk to?

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)11:19 No. 637532 ID: 99d78f
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I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna back the fuck out.

Wait a minute...wasn't there two other doors and a hallway here? also I feel different.

>also I feel different.
Hey! Gimmie back my ears, you three-eyed freak!

is it a new haircut?

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)12:39 No. 637552 ID: 99d78f
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OH CRAP, I'm human again. did like those ears though. However I still feel, weird. Like something is gonna burst from inside me, if i let it though.

DOOOOOOOOODGE

>>637552
Oh crap, glowing disembodied eyes above you.

>Like something is gonna burst from inside me, if i let it though.
Just say no to magic alien chestbursters.

Summon up your magic shit to change the world around you! You were told you're affecting the dream, so you have power.

Wave at the friendly eye balls.

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)17:39 No. 637669 ID: 99d78f
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what's above me?

(animated )

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)17:41 No. 637671 ID: 99d78f
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...uh, there's nothing there.

Make sure you stay away from the large spot on the ceiling.

Check the area. What do you see?

>>637671
There's a hole. That's something.

Maybe you should move on.

Suggestion 2015/05/02(Sat)18:20 No. 637680 ID: 99d78f
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well there really isn't any whe-

What is that?
It is a regret that I have sent to help you my child.

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

imagine another door.

>WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Try asking out loud. Maybe they'll respond.

Who was that?

>>637680
Oh uh. Say hello to the weird thing.

Try not to freak out, this is a dream monster if it want us dead we would be. It want to talk maybe even help so we'll give it a chance.

Suggestion 2015/05/03(Sun)10:08 No. 637914 ID: 99d78f
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I say hi to the spirit thing.
This shit's to weird for me.

A door has seem to appear on the opposite wall, and it doesn't look inviting.

"...Friends?"

if it attacks, jam hand into heart shape and rip it out.

Wait to see if it does anything.

Suggestion 2015/05/31(Sun)08:32 No. 644321 ID: cfb12a
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>"...Friends?"

...It does nothing in response
Sooo what should I do?

"O H F O R T H E L O V E O F N Y X J U S T G O T H R O U G H T H E D A M N D O O R !"
"You don't need to yell at me!"
Well should I go though the door? Or fuck with this person?

Why should I go through the creepy door all covered in runes and stuff? What's over there? Who are you, anyways?

How rude, he could say "please", or at least introduce himself.

Zen 2015/06/03(Wed)06:19 No. 644967 ID: 668d91
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>"Why should I go through the creepy rune covered door? Who are you?"

" A R E Y O U S T U P I D G I R L!? "
>"No. I Just like conversation. Also I'm Curious."
" D O Y O U L I K E D E A T H A L S O!? Y O U R A C T I O N S A R E U P S E T I N G M Y Q U E E N N Y X!"

The Spirit thingy picks me up with it's tenticals.

>"Hey, I'm not into hentai pal!"

" Y O U A R E B R I N G I N G Y O U R D E M I S E C L O S E R T O Y O U R S E L F, C A M E R O N E T H E R A Y!"

>"My name is Fen Lacy."

I got a name now

We have dream powers (maybe) so let's try turning this thing into a small animal. If that doesn't work we should go through the door, maybe we will meet the queen. If we meet up with this queen maybe we will get our rabbit ears back.

Smack him in the face and tell him to put you down, he's being very rude.

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)14:37 No. 648876 ID: cfb12a
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>Smack him for being rude.

I smack him right in the gabba!

OH SHIT EVERYONE NOW KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)14:58 No. 648882 ID: cfb12a
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(No seriously I am the author of this quest)

An ear raping sound comes from the damn spirit thing and soon I feel something warm running down my stomach. The fucking thing impaled me.

>>648882
That was not a proportional response!

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)15:21 No. 648886 ID: cfb12a
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Fen Lacy the amnesia of quests
Spirit things dreamscape std
SHE up in a dark
Hey water thirst To drink or not to drink
Impaled in the jump down hole
CAN'T you are bringing your dark as hell
Rabbit ears KILL open up a hole
what is on left Ialdagorth too unique
that's a window on A ear raping sound comes
GOD Flunge McDoorknob You will later regret

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)15:24 No. 648887 ID: cfb12a
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Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)15:35 No. 648888 ID: cfb12a
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I've entered the Office Hallway.

Hit the other door, now!

Well, that was unpleasant.

Take a moment to appreciate the return of your bunny ears. Run an affectionate hand through the fur.

Go check on the water cooler, its safety should calm our nerves. After that we should check the next door.

Friptag!W35v5xnT5Q 2015/06/16(Tue)17:21 No. 648914 ID: cfb12a
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>Run an affectionate hand through the fur.

Well this is embarrassing but it my fur does feel smooth. I also haven't noticed how chubby by face was until now.

Okay, that's enough petting yourself.

Try the door you didn't try last time. That hopefully doesn't lead to the office with the three eyed weirdo.

>>648914
Try the other door

>>648914
>ignore plot, get really into stroking fur. Get interrupted by plot the moment things start getting steamy

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire. 2015/06/18(Thu)12:37 No. 649244 ID: dcd949
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>Try the other door

The other door that's visible I go through.

>"Hello? Anyone in here?"

No one answers back, Sooooo it's safe!"

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire. 2015/06/18(Thu)12:56 No. 649247 ID: dcd949
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I enter the...Featureless White Void.
uh...this again.

Also why do you guys sound semi-panicked?

>Also why do you guys sound semi-panicked?
I don't feel particularly panicked. Could you describe what you're hearing in greater detail?

>Featureless White Void. uh...this again.
Oh hey! Peer over the edge, behind you. The edge with the door. There's someone down there, on another floating platform.

Try talking to them. "Hello?"

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/06/21(Sun)11:13 No. 649826 ID: cfb12a
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>I don't feel particularly panicked. Could you describe what you're hearing in greater detail?

You guys were telling me to book it to the other room in a frantic way so I just assumed you guys were panicking.

>Hey peer over edge and greet the person on the platform below you.

Someone's under me? Oh shit alright!

Well holy shit someone is down there!
>"Hey! Up here!"
"Holy Shit are you a real person!?"
>"Yeah!"
"I thought I was the only one here!"
>"well your not!"
"Hey! Jump down!"
>"WHAT!"
"It's Cool! We don't get hurt if we fall a long distance!"
Well from my current surroundings I really don't have anywhere to go...So should I jump?

Hang from the edge and swing across, it looks like her platform is overshadowed by yours.

>You guys were telling me to book it to the other room in a frantic way
Really? Huh. I only note two of us saying to "try the other door", and one advocating further petting. Didn't seem frantic. I wonder if we're just being bad at communicating, or if you're hearing more than we are.

>We don't get hurt if we fall a long distance!
...it sure hurt when I got stabbed!

Hmm. The door disappeared. I suppose you don't have much else to try. And you're a bunny. Bunnies have jumping powers, right? Worst case, you should die and respawn again, I hope.

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/03(Fri)21:59 No. 652925 ID: dcd949
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>Hang over the edge and let go! Nothing can possibly go WRONG!!!

I'ma trust you with this one.
I sit on the ledge and quickly turn around and i grab hold of the platform ledge.

"Hey nice panties!"
>"WHAY ARE YOU LOOKING AT TH-THOSE!"
"Dunno!"

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/03(Fri)22:03 No. 652926 ID: dcd949
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>"Hey can you move out of the way!?"
"why? Don't want me lookin?"
>"Just do-"
>W H Y F E N ? A R E Y O U E M B A R R A S S E D? I W A S T O O

>"what?"

>>652926
SCARY THING! DROP DOWN!

>>652926
you know she's really dumb just standing there on the edge like that. Pull her legs out from under her before dropping down.

Evil giant doppleganger. Let go!

Catch me or get out of the waaaaaay...!

Say goodbye to whatever that is and let go. Think of it as a trust fall that needs to happen now.

>>652926
Get scared, lose your grip, fall ontop of person man guy dude

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/10(Fri)18:47 No. 654820 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Drop down and say goodbye to what ever that is

I let go and I turn around and give the person the finger.

> R e a l l y y o u ' r e g o n n a d o t h a t?

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/10(Fri)19:09 No. 654826 ID: 3fd5e2
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Why is everything going white?

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/10(Fri)19:10 No. 654830 ID: 3fd5e2
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Am I dying?

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/10(Fri)19:11 No. 654833 ID: 3fd5e2
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I wake up.

I'm pretty sure you're not a bunny when you're awake. You're still dreaming.

...We should have said yes to creepy shouldn't we. Is he going to change his mind or do we now have to find a way to fight him off?

Look around you, do you know where you are?

Fen Lacy (Rabbit Girl Extraordinaire) 2015/07/14(Tue)12:04 No. 655873 ID: 3fd5e2
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>Pretty sure you're not a rabbit while you're awake.
You're right, I'm a tall drunk woman with a huge bloodlust! Of course I'm going to be a rabbit when I wake up.

>Do you know where you are at?
Yeah, in my room. my huge, spacious room.
All I have for decor is my bed, my dad's sword, a shelf with some books that my two sisters got me, a doll, and a family portrait.

Looks like you got a dreamcatcher too.

What time is it?

>Of course I'm going to be a rabbit when I wake up.
Really? Prior evidence would seem to contradict that.

>you must be wondering why you are here or why you're a rabbit person instead of a human, No?
>OH CRAP, I'm human again.
>experimental fur rubbing

You were either mistaken then or now. You sure you're not being deluded?

Do you normally sleep fully dressed?