Nope. Go away.

No one here but us chickens!

Just a bunch of hippy pacifists here. Love and peace and all that junk.

>>645504
Sounds about right.

Is there anybody out there?
Allusion totally intended.

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>>Nope. Go away.
Nice, okay--

Wait. Shit.

>>Just a bunch of hippy pacifists here. Love and peace and all that junk.
Nononono, I took meds already--

>>Is there anybody out there?
No, okay? Shit, not now--

Dan
>"Vic!"

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Dan
>"I said how's it lookin' up there, dude?"

Victor
--"What? I-it's fine, I told you! I took the stuff, I wouldn't ruin another chance at leave like that...."

How are you guys back already? I took like two of Doc's pills today!

Well he could be giving you sugar pills. Or maybe he misdiagnosed you and those pills shut up some other voices. Or he is out to get you and wants you listening to the restless voices of the dead.

Did you follow the directions on the bottle? Sometimes they don't work right if you take them with food and such.

Anyways we will try to not distract you to much. What we doing today anyway?

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Don't screw this up, alright? If this gets messed up we probably won't get more time off till this campaign's over....

>>No one here but us chickens!

Dan
>"Huh?"

Victor
--"Nothing!"

Dan
>"Okay.... Well c'mon, I guess. You wanna check in with the comand down there or just start to look for our guys?"

We stand by to applaud you when you do well, offer advice when you don't know what to do, and laugh when funny things happen. Y'know, really funny things like how your teammate is going to step on a landmine later, swear, and then die. It would be even funnier if his dick blew off and smacked you in the forehead but that's probably not gonna happen.

Screw command, I bet they're a bunch of uptight jerks. Let's go get your dudes.

Just keep in mind that everyone is out to get you. Everyone. Even Dan. Just look at him, with those soulless, white eyes. He's probably a traitor. Yeah, definitely a traitor. Just like Doc, giving you a placebo like that! He wants to take your leave away. That's a good thing though, because we're your friends. Your only friends. With us around, it's like being on leave every day.

Also, have you been a grape your entire life?

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Geeze, can't you leave me be just for now? Why are you here?

>>We stand by to applaud you when you do well, offer advice when you don't know what to do, and laugh when funny things happen. Y'know, really funny things like how your teammate is going to step on a landmine later, swear, and then die. It would be even funnier if his dick blew off and smacked you in the forehead but that's probably not gonna happen.
Gaddammit--! none of that's gonna happen, Dan's smarter than that!

Dan
>"Hey, sar'nt. Two guys from the Second for some time off?"

Soldier
>"More of you, huh. You gonna be sure to stop by the lieutenant, yeah?"

>>Screw command, I bet they're a bunch of uptight jerks.

Soldier
>"I hear you, but have fun if the MPs catch you without papers from the LT...."

Dan
>"Er, he's just bustin' your balls! Right, Vic?"

>>Just keep in mind that everyone is out to get you. Everyone.
What?

Dan
>"Victor...?"

>>Even Dan. Just look at him, with those soulless, white eyes. He's probably a traitor. Yeah, definitely a traitor. Just like Doc, giving you a placebo like that!
Not Dan, he can't be! He's my best friend, he couldn't--

>>He wants to take your leave away. That's a good thing though, because we're your friends. Your only friends. With us around, it's like being on leave every day.
Oh fuck, you're gonna make me start doubting things again.... He wouldn't, not Dan--

Dan
>"Vic! Just say somethin', will ya?!"

Victor
--"Yes! Huh?"

Soldier
>"Mhmm.... You keep an eye on your buddy, sar'nt. Have fun in there."

Dan
>"Got it, sar'nt! C'mon Vic, let's go--"

Soldier
>"Hold up. Actually, since you're headed in, mind doing something for me?"

Fuck it's just a question, I'm not gonna start again.... I can't start doubting things again, I can't. But this guy's so fucking shifty! What does he want from us? Can we trust him?

Victor, I can't believe you. Calling that guy shifty and untrustworthy, of all things. For shame. I mean, he's not Dan, for crying out loud.

Tell him you'd be deeply honored, to the very depths of your being, to do whatever he asks of you.

Apparently we're feeling extra troll today. I!m sure it's fine. Just some of us are messing with ya.

But uh... is there a reason everything is sideways?

Actually, do fill us in on exactly how trustworthy Dan has been behaving lately. It would be good to see if we can notice any tells or particular warning signs by reviewing his recent past activities. Also, this soldier is really surprised that we do not want to talk tothe local Lt, for some reason. We need to figure out this mystery.

>>647230
Because it was scanned sideways and "rotated" by setting an orientation EXIF tag that's not respected by all software (and notably not the board's thumbnailer).
In my Firefox, it works when I open the image in a new tab but not when I expand it within the thread; in IE, it doesn't work at all.

>>647323
Oh, ok. Feel free to address that in character too though, it seems to fit with the trolling we're doing.