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649590 No. 649590 ID: f262c4

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/645026.html

Previous Thread ^^^^
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Hmmm...
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No. 649591 ID: f262c4
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649591

Hmmmmmmm...........
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No. 649592 ID: f262c4
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......
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No. 649593 ID: f262c4
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649593

I BELIEVE I AM SURROUNDED.
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No. 649595 ID: b8ceae

>>649593
Naw, only on one side. That wall's got your back.

They can't flank you, so whichever tries to strike first is going to eat an axe. Start sliding along that wall towards whatever direction will give you the best chance of repositioning more advantageously. If you can find a door or other way to narrow their approaches that would be good.
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No. 649596 ID: 9297f4

How many are in front of you? If it's just two, kick one down and focus on the other.
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No. 649598 ID: 89941a

You're surrounded? I feel sorry for them already.
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No. 649600 ID: 24a35b

You're surrounded? That simplifies things. Keep your back to the wall and just start swinging.
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No. 649602 ID: dbe554

Remember your mission soldier! Death is not an alternative unless you take every demon down!
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No. 649606 ID: 334db2

You're mistaken soldier, what you're looking at is a target rich environment. Where are you, and where is your squad?
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No. 649624 ID: 5869f6

>>649593
Now they have nowhere to run! Kill the wretched things soldier! Carve and clatter and CLEAVE!
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No. 649625 ID: 330ce5

Escape by cleaving through the wood floor to safety.
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No. 649640 ID: d3be40

Charge at one, weapon ready to spear through. When they dodge, keep running!
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No. 649644 ID: bd8b82

do normal weapons work or would an axe to the face just piss them off? if it works then you can fight, if it pisses them off then you need an escape plan.
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No. 649651 ID: 0fc976

Nay, you have them surrounded, at least from this side!
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No. 649761 ID: f262c4
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649761

>How many are in front of you? If it's just two, kick one down and focus on the other.

A righteous strategy, friend! But, I feel it won't be necessary!

>You're surrounded? I feel sorry for them already.

HAH HAH HAH! As do I, friend! As do I.
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No. 649763 ID: f262c4
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649763

>Now they have nowhere to run! Kill the wretched things soldier! Carve and clatter and CLEAVE!

"DEUS VULT!!" The devil coughs and gags as my weapon pierces through it, splaying it's wretched guts on the wooden floor below.
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No. 649765 ID: f262c4
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649765

Several others step back, no doubt taken by surprise at the loss of one of their strongest devils! Too late, foul beasts!

>Remember your mission soldier! Death is not an alternative unless you take every demon down!

"RIGHTEOUS! TAKE THIS, DEMON!"

>You're mistaken soldier, what you're looking at is a target rich environment. Where are you, and where is your squad?

SO VERY TARGET RICH! I cleave through another skull. I am currently located in the deeps of the land of Edessa! In the soon to be vacated fortress of Conagra! As for my squad..
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No. 649766 ID: f262c4
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649766

WHO NEEDS A SQUAD WHEN YOU ARE BLESSED WITH ARMS LIKE THESE!!

"You.. You're crazy!!" A smaller demon shrieks at me.

"VERILY!"

>do normal weapons work or would an axe to the face just piss them off?

HAH HAH! Any weapon works as long as it has RIGHTEOUS MUSCLE behind it! Though I must admit, I did inherit mine from my late father.
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No. 649768 ID: 0fc976

Do you have any brothers? Did they too inherit your father's strength?
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No. 649770 ID: e114bc

>>649766
How many are left? Maybe you can interrogate one of the weaker ones to find out troop movements and stuff.
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No. 649771 ID: d3be40

Insult the remaining demons on how they mock the strength of Edessa's guards, but are too stupid to do a background check on the average city's MANLINESS AND BRUTALITY, good sir!

Begin punching demons in the face. Get them to spread the word of elite soldiers who can eviscerate demon nobles with teeth cleaners on sticks. Threaten to personally decimate their forces if they do not turn on their leaders NOW.
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No. 649773 ID: bd8b82

if you can capture one for a brutal interrogation/execution to find weakpoints for the lesser soilders to strike. you will attack the strong points!
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No. 649774 ID: a599c3

>>649766
Well you seem to be doing fine, kill em and try to take one ho- hahaha im just kidding, show the demons the power of your RIGHTEOUS justice, wonder about what your brothers may be doing.
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No. 650062 ID: f262c4
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650062

>Do you have any brothers? Did they too inherit your father's strength?

I do indeed have brothers! Two in fact! But I am afraid that neither of them have come close to my STUPENDOUS PHYSIQUE!!

>wonder about what your brothers may be doing.

Well Levias is most likely holed up in some office, assigning soldiers and documents like a NERD.. Derek is.. I'm not sure where Derek is, actually! But I am quite certain he has been deployed somewhere within this land! In fact, perhaps I should seek him out and see if hasn't SHAPED UP yet.

>Insult the remaining demons on how they mock the strength of Edessa's guards, but are too stupid to do a background check on the average city's MANLINESS AND BRUTALITY, good sir!

"YOU CUR MOCK THE STRENGTH OF EDESSA'S MEN, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED FURTHER BEFORE INCURRING THE WRATH OF A TRUE CRUSADER!!" The smaller demons begin to flee from the fortress.
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No. 650063 ID: f262c4
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>Begin punching demons in the face. Get them to spread the word of elite soldiers who can eviscerate demon nobles with teeth cleaners on sticks. Threaten to personally decimate their forces if they do not turn on their leaders NOW.

"YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK TURNING AGAINST THE ONES WHO COMMAND YOU, DEMONS! YOU ARE FAR TOO WEAK TO CHALLENGE THE CHURCH! HAH HAH HAH!!" I'm not sure what a viable strategy this is, but I'm certain it cannot hurt to plant the idea in their heads! Why not! I crush the imp I'm holding to death.

>How many are left? Maybe you can interrogate one of the weaker ones to find out troop movements and stuff.

>if you can capture one for a brutal interrogation/execution to find weakpoints for the lesser soilders to strike. you will attack the strong points!

Oh.. I regard the dead imp in my hand. Whoops. A good plan! Sadly, most of the smaller demons began to flee awhile ago, but I am certain I may find one yet... AHA!
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No. 650065 ID: f262c4
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650065

"COME HERE, WRETCHED BEAST!"

"EEP!"

I quickly bind her with a nearby rope before heading outside, she whines in my ear.
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No. 650066 ID: f262c4
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650066

"S-Sir Solis! Wow it's really you! You've taken Fort Conagra by yourself?! Amazing!!" It seems a sizable group of crusaders had come to take it themselves, they have cut down any of the retreating demons.

"EXCELLENT WORK, MY FRIEND! YOU HAVE DONE A FINE JOB THIS DAY!"

"Thank you, Sir Solis! Erm, may I ask what you have that demon for?"

"INTERROGATION! I WILL FORCE THE INTENT AND LOCATIONS OF OTHER DEMONS OUT OF THIS ONE!"

"Genius, Sir Solis! We'll secure the fortress and ensure no stragglers are hiding inside! You may make use of our camp's tents as you please, Sir Solis! I am sure you are tired after such a battle!"

"VERY GOOD!"
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No. 650067 ID: f262c4
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650067

I toss the demon down inside the tent before entering. It stares up at me with decietful sadness in it's eyes as it bawls.

"Are-Are you gonna kill me?! I.. I don't wanna die! WAAAAAAAH!"

"NOW, DEMON... I.. ER..." I am not entirely sure what I should be asking, actually.
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No. 650068 ID: d3be40

"WHO IS IN CHARGE? TELL ME NOW, LEST I CUT SWATHES THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE REGIMENT IN SEARCH OF THEM!"
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No. 650069 ID: bd8b82

well, i doubt it would lie about not wanting to die at least, nothing WANTS to die. demand the name and location of the one that coordinated this attack. it will live as long as it is useful
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No. 650071 ID: e114bc

>>650067
What are the demons planning? Where are their bases? How big are their armies, and where? TALK! TALK OR YOUR TAIL SHALL BE SEVERED THEN BOILED AND SERVED TO YOU ON A PLATE!
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No. 650076 ID: f262c4
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650076

>well, i doubt it would lie about not wanting to die at least, nothing WANTS to die. demand the name and location of the one that coordinated this attack. it will live as long as it is useful

>WHO IS IN CHARGE? TELL ME NOW, LEST I CUT SWATHES THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE REGIMENT IN SEARCH OF THEM!

"GIVE ME THE NAME AND LOCATION OF THE ONE IN CHARGE OF YOUR INVASION, DEMON! LEST I CUT THROUGH ALL OF YOUR KIND IN SEARCH OF THEM."

"I.. What invasion?! I dunno anything about an invasion, I swear! That place was abandoned when we moved in there, honest!"

>What are the demons planning? Where are their bases? How big are their armies, and where? TALK! TALK OR YOUR TAIL SHALL BE SEVERED THEN BOILED AND SERVED TO YOU ON A PLATE!

"WHAT ARE THE DEMONS PLANNING!? ANSWER ME!" I slam my foot down toward her, she jumps.

"Planning? I dunno! I just wanted to move here cus everyone else was doin' it! I wish I never c-caaAAHHH" She begins to weep once more.

"WHERE ARE THE DEMON BASES LOCATED?! HOW BIG ARE THEIR ARMIES, AND WHERE?! AND DON'T SAY YOU DON'T KNOW! OR I'LL CUT YOUR TAIL FROM YOUR BODY AND FEED IT TO YOU!"

She begins to shake feverishly. "I-I came to here f-from a c-city that demons owned.. b-but it was supposed to be owned by.. by you guys before! It was called.. Spartame, I think! And-And I dunno about any armies! I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry I just don't know! Please! Please don't kill me! I wanna live! I wanna..." She falls into silence as she shakes, tears rolling down her face.. I am unsure if she is telling the truth or not.. She seems to be in genuine fear.
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No. 650078 ID: b8ceae

>>650076
This is just embarrassing.
Bind it up so you can keep it prisoner. If Derek hasn't SHAPED UP then he can train against it.
Meanwhile, ask it about their supply chains and where they've been getting their food. It mentioned one city you can CLEANSE, but if there are supply outposts those would make great way points on your trek into enemy territory.
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No. 650089 ID: 696535

>>650076
should we even ask how old she is?
If she's only a kid of course she'd be scared out of her snot and lacking in info.
You COULD kill her, and as a crusader it is your duty to. But jeeze, those eyes...
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No. 650093 ID: 2a7417

Pah! This demon has no understanding of their greater plan. You must capture one higher up the chain of command. Once she has told you where to find her superiors, take her away from the camp, disorient her so she cannot report your position, and banish her from the kingdom.
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No. 650106 ID: 02d9ae

>>650093
This is nearly the perfect plan... but it is lacking in righteousness. Once the vile creature has finished blubbering and has told you where its superiors are, you must dispatch it swiftly! To free the beast from its unholy existence is the only merciful plan of action. Perhaps in the next life its soul shall take on a more pious form, should it not already be damned for all eternity.
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No. 650112 ID: d3be40

Looks like Spartame is your next target.

Ask her WHY a horde of demons came to Fort Conagra. If they weren't an army, why would they ever storm a fort?
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No. 650119 ID: bd8b82

confer with another soldier, ask who was manning the base when the demons took it over. if they say it WAS empty at the time then it's telling the truth.
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No. 650217 ID: f262c4
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650217

>This is just embarrassing.
>Bind it up so you can keep it prisoner. If Derek hasn't SHAPED UP then he can train against it.

I slap it in irons. It makes no objection, simply softly weeping the entire time.

>Meanwhile, ask it about their supply chains and where they've been getting their food. It mentioned one city you can CLEANSE, but if there are supply outposts those would make great way points on your trek into enemy territory.

"DEMON." She jumps, startled. "WHERE IS YOUR KIND GETTING THEIR FOOD. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SUPPLY CHAINS."

She stares at the ground. "I dunno.. The others always hunted food, and I don't really eat food that everyone else eats.. So I never had to worry about it.. I'm sorry.. I'm sorry." She attempts to wipe tears from her eyes before giving up, her hands slumping to her sides.

>should we even ask how old she is?
>If she's only a kid of course she'd be scared out of her snot and lacking in info.

"..DEMON. HOW OLD ARE YOU? TELL ME YOUR AGE."

"I dunno.. I.. Maybe twelve? I dunno.. I'm sorry.. I lost count.." She sinks lower, tears still streaming down her face.

Hmmm...

>You COULD kill her, and as a crusader it is your duty to. But jeeze, those eyes...

HMMMMMMM........
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No. 650218 ID: f262c4
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650218

> Once the vile creature has finished blubbering and has told you where its superiors are, you must dispatch it swiftly!

....Y..Yes.. I should most likely... Uhm..

>To free the beast from its unholy existence is the only merciful plan of action. Perhaps in the next life its soul shall take on a more pious form, should it not already be damned for all eternity.

...........

>Ask her WHY a horde of demons came to Fort Conagra. If they weren't an army, why would they ever storm a fort?

"Demon.." She looks up at me for the first time in awhile. "Why did a horde of demons come to Fort Conagra? If they weren't an army, why would they story a fortress?"

She looks down once more. "We didn't storm it though! Nobody was living there so we just moved in.. We didn't think anyone would mind..! But now.. now.. Everyone is gone.. Everyone is dead and I'm all alone... I wanna go home... But I don't even have somewhere to go.. I wanna.." Her words taper off once more. Her eyes stare into the distance.
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No. 650219 ID: f262c4
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650219

I step outside of the tent, calling a soldier over.

"Yes, Sir Solis? Is it the demon, Sir? Are you finished with it? Would you like it killed?"

"No, no I.."

>confer with another soldier, ask who was manning the base when the demons took it over. if they say it WAS empty at the time then it's telling the truth.

"Soldier. Who was manning the base when the demons took it over?"

"Manning it?" He looks confused. "This old fortress has been abandoned for years, Sir Solis! No idea what those demons were up to movin' in there, but we don't have to worry 'bout that no more, do we? Haha! Anyway, Sir.. Would you like me to dispatch of the demon for you? I know some of the men are still itching for a fight, and would enjoy battlin' a creature such as that."
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No. 650222 ID: 9297f4

"Tch, tis nothing more than fodder. A babe could kill this one. Perhaps I'll keep it as a slave."

So it seems you have a soft spot for children/childlike creatures. Be wary for this, for the enemy may put other like this one in front of you if they learn of this. Do not think of it as a weakness, but a hurdle to overcome. Think of the children who's lives were destroyed by the demons. That will give you the drive to overcome. If you kill all but the childish demons, this will be known to all and you will be labeled a heretic. But for now, you can have one for slave and learn to deal with this.
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No. 650223 ID: bd8b82

well great, you just captured a child who's only sin was being born different looking. if it has never harmed a human then what sins could you possible accuse it off? looking funny? having horns? pretty sure the church commandments never said those were evil.

make an excuse. "it can lead me through secret ways only demons can sense to storm their main camp, so i need it alive still, and possibly healthy, so leave it alone."
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No. 650224 ID: 46df9e

Soldier, While it is true we do what we must, we must never take pleasure in acts of cruelty.
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No. 650227 ID: e114bc

>>650219
So you just slaughtered a bunch of squatters. What a waste of your talents. Ask the guy where you can be go to kill an active threat and not some demons just languishing around in sin.

Tell him it's just a child. Does he want to kill a child? Even the enemy has children, it seems, and war crimes should not be committed by a just civilization.
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No. 650229 ID: 0fc976

She is small and weak. Kind of like your brother Derek.
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No. 650231 ID: b8ceae

>>650219
"We kill because it is necessary. We relish exerting ourselves in service to God.
If they wish to battle demons and lay low enemies of God, then they can do so in battle. Executioners are necessary, but any eager for the role are distasteful.

This sniveling whelp is a child. It did not even raise a hand to defend itself, nor did it resist questioning.
Demon though it may be, it has done nothing to hinder the will of the church. For that, I will spare its life. We can find a way for it to make itself useful. Digging or filling latrines, maybe."
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No. 650233 ID: 334db2

If he questions, say it could be a source of information.
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No. 650235 ID: 696535

>>650219
It is a mere child. Helpless an naive about the world.
Perhaps you can raise it, teach it the ways of the crusaders, and have it battle against her own kind.
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No. 650240 ID: d3be40

She doesn't seem very demon-like. What if she's just gussied up with makeup and magic to look like a demon? She could be human and you'd never know...

In any case, you wouldn't be focused to take on the greater demon threat if you execute her. Just leave her in the fortress as a prisoner of war, to be extradited to the capital for scientific analysis if you don't make it back.

Take on the city of Spartame, but be on the lookout for more non-hostile demons. They might know something.
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No. 650286 ID: 5869f6

>>650219
"It's only crime was being born different, perhaps it may yet redeem itself. We may be able to indoctrinate it in our ways."
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No. 650305 ID: 2a7417

>Indoctrinate the demon
>Adopt the demon
Ha ha! Are we more demons sent to tempt your soul? This is madness!

And yet, slaying one so powerless is beneath you. Let it flee back to its kind, never to intrude upon God's domain again.
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No. 650306 ID: c3a57c

I figured out what to do with the demon: It's too scrawny to even train against to help your brother Derek shape up. So what we do instead is send it to your nerd brother, have him interrogate it further to find out where the demons come from and how to go there. If we can go there we can keep fighting more demons when we run out here!
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No. 650323 ID: bd8b82

>>650305
madness is executing sinless beings simply because someone in a robe and pointy hat says so.
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No. 650566 ID: f262c4
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650566

>Soldier, While it is true we do what we must, we must never take pleasure in acts of cruelty.

"While it is true we do what we must, we must never take pleasure in acts of cruelty. Demons or not."

He looks surprised. "Oh.. Uhm, yes, Sir. Sorry."

>Tch, tis nothing more than fodder. A babe could kill this one. Perhaps I'll keep it as a slave.

>it can lead me through secret ways only demons can sense to storm their main camp, so i need it alive still, and possibly healthy, so leave it alone.

"Besides. This demon is nothing more than fodder. A mere babe could slay it with ease. I intend to keep it as a slave, to guide me through the territories on paths only demons know of. Leave it be."

He nods, "Ah! That makes sense, Sir Solis. I'll bother you no more, Sir.. I apologize for my earlier words. You are right, I lost my intent. Thank you."

With that, he leaves, looking a bit guilty, like a scolded kid.
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No. 650567 ID: f262c4
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650567

>So it seems you have a soft spot for children/childlike creatures. Be wary for this, for the enemy may put other like this one in front of you if they learn of this. Do not think of it as a weakness, but a hurdle to overcome. Think of the children who's lives were destroyed by the demons. That will give you the drive to overcome. If you kill all but the childish demons, this will be known to all and you will be labeled a heretic. But for now, you can have one for slave and learn to deal with this.

I must confess, I have not yet had to kill a demon that... resembled a child so much.. I will overcome this trial, and prove myself to God once more.. but for now, the demon will accompany me..

>So you just slaughtered a bunch of squatters. What a waste of your talents.

Indeed.. I will put my abilities to better use, and seek out sacrilegious creatures.

>She is small and weak. Kind of like your brother Derek.

...I wonder how Derek is faring in this place.. I do hope he is safe.. He may be weak but in the end.. he is still my brother.

>Ha ha! Are we more demons sent to tempt your soul? This is madness!

Perhaps you are. But if so I warn you, that it is best you remain concealed. For I shall not take an attempt of corruption lightly.
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No. 650568 ID: f262c4
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650568

>I figured out what to do with the demon: It's too scrawny to even train against to help your brother Derek shape up. So what we do instead is send it to your nerd brother, have him interrogate it further to find out where the demons come from and how to go there. If we can go there we can keep fighting more demons when we run out here!

Such a thing is rarely done.. I don't doubt this thing will be killed once it leaves my sight..

"Demon." I attempt to speak softly, she still jumps.

>Take on the city of Spartame, but be on the lookout for more non-hostile demons. They might know something.

"From this day forward, your life belongs to me. You will act as my slave and guide me to the city of Spartame. Do you understand?"

She nods quickly, "I'll do it! I'll do it! I just.. I'll do it, just don't hurt me! Please!" I feel a pang in my conscience once more.

A moment passes before she speaks once more, "M..Miser Crusader? W..Why do you wanna go to Spartame?" She blinks, suddenly looking a bit scared once more, "W-Wait! I'm sorry! Do you.. Do I call you Master now..?"
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No. 650575 ID: bd8b82

you are going to retake the city.... i guess you can let runners flee... uhh, to spread word that it is foolish to continue these attacks, yeah.
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No. 650576 ID: e114bc

>>650566
Are you implying you did not take pleasure in the battle against the demons here?

>>650568
Tell her you're going to "negotiate peace." (you're actually going to slaughter them all) Also yes, she has to call you Master.
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No. 650591 ID: a599c3

>>650568
Negotiations, intense, righteous negotiations.
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No. 650613 ID: 57d76a

>>650576
Battle is no cruelty! It is a contest of man against man demon, a contest with very high stakes, but where all know the consequences of failure!
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No. 650615 ID: d3be40

You have every intent of investigating further, until you finally find the leaders and operatives who are maintaining this unholy invasion. Then you will rip apart their flesh, cave their heads in, or some other act of violence, manipulating their power structures until the remaining demon clans flee or surrender.

And you intend to rip apart anyone who gets in your way.
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No. 650636 ID: 0fc976

To reclaim our territory from the encroachment of demon-kind.
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No. 650647 ID: 02d9ae

Tell her she must always call you "Sir Solis the Holy and Righteous, Bane of all Demonkind, Destroyer of that which Defiles the Pure, and Flexer of Enormous Muscles".
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No. 650817 ID: f262c4
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650817

>you are going to retake the city.... i guess you can let runners flee... uhh, to spread word that it is foolish to continue these attacks, yeah.

>Negotiations, intense, righteous negotiations.

>Tell her you're going to "negotiate peace." (you're actually going to slaughter them all) Also yes, she has to call you Master.

"I am heading there to.. negotiate peace. I intend to spread word that it is foolish to continue these attacks. And yes. You must refer to me as Master."

She smiles, relieved. It is the first time I've seen her smile. "Yes, Master! Thank you, Master!"

She stands, and we head out of the tent.
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No. 650818 ID: f262c4
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650818

We continue out of the camp, she glances at every little thing with curiosity.

>Are you implying you did not take pleasure in the battle against the demons here?

They attacked me, I-.... I have much to think about..

>Battle is no cruelty! It is a contest of man against man demon, a contest with very high stakes, but where all know the consequences of failure!

Yes! They fought with the intention of taking my life! They were powerful foes who fought well!...Most of them, anyway.

>Tell her she must always call you "Sir Solis the Holy and Righteous, Bane of all Demonkind, Destroyer of that which Defiles the Pure, and Flexer of Enormous Muscles"

I feel as though, if someone overheard that, I might seem a tad silly... But the temptation remains..

Hours pass, with just her and I trekking through the woods, on a beaten path. She eyes our surroundings with a child's wonder. The sounds of birds and beasts around us replacing any conversation that we might have.. It is awkward..
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No. 650819 ID: bd8b82

uhh... ask what manner of demon she is.
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No. 650821 ID: 37adba

Also ask what else she knows about kinds of demons. It would help to know your foes strengths and weaknesses before facing them.
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No. 650840 ID: e114bc

>>650818
Ask her what sort of environment she's used to. She's looking at the forest as if it's some sort of mystical wonder.
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No. 650846 ID: ad7bba

>>650818
Ask her what she eats anyway. A guide is no good if it starves halfway through a journey.
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No. 650872 ID: 0fc976

Startle her with an OOGABOOGABOOGA in her face. This a serious mission, with a serious goal, and you will not have it compromised by childlike wonder.
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No. 650875 ID: 02d9ae

>>650872
Why startle her? Simply make her carry some heavy piece of equipment, and that will eliminate the problem of her being distracted while also teaching her the value of labor. This will also ensure her loyalty in the future, so long as you tell her that she is doing a good job, occasionally.

This could be a chance to determine, once and for all, whether or not demons are capable of being hard-working, God-fearing, productive members of society. If they are, then it presents an excellent opportunity for missionary work; if they aren't, then one need not feel guilt at cleansing the world of their presence.
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No. 650886 ID: a599c3

>>650818
Ask her what's up with those cheeks, what kind of demon is she anyways?
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No. 650898 ID: d3be40

For now, she's on scouting duty. Tell her to stay focused and look out for enemies.

In the meantime, plan out your next offensive. What is the extent of your combat ability in terms of dexterity? You'll need to have a basic plan while fighting, there may be demons whose infernal rituals have made them temporarily ten times stronger than even you.
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No. 656811 ID: 0e1575
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656811

>Why startle her? Simply make her carry some heavy piece of equipment, and that will eliminate the problem of her being distracted while also teaching her the value of labor. This will also ensure her loyalty in the future, so long as you tell her that she is doing a good job, occasionally.

That is a fantastic idea!.... But.. really I only carry my spear. I don't really have equipment to give.

>For now, she's on scouting duty. Tell her to stay focused and look out for enemies.

"Demon. You are on scouting duty. Do not lollygag. Stay focused and look out for enemies. Inform me immediately if you see anything dangerous."

She snaps out of her stupor, looking a tad embarrassed. I can still see her taking in the sights from the corner of her eye.

>Ask her what sort of environment she's used to. She's looking at the forest as if it's some sort of mystical wonder.

"What sort of environment are you used to, demon. You look about the forest as though it is some sort of mystical wonder."

She grows even more embarrassed. "Well.. I mostly lived in the city.. and not really got to go out much. Mom said that people wouldn't.. wouldn't really be comfortable with me, until I learned how to disguise myself.. Honestly, this is the most I've been outside.. ever."

Her sense of wonderment returns. Stupid child like wonder.
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No. 656812 ID: 0e1575
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656812

>Also ask what else she knows about kinds of demons. It would help to know your foes strengths and weaknesses before facing them.

"What do you know of other demons?"

She is snapped to attention once more, "Well I really only know stuff about the ones I traveled with.. There are imps.. they're tiny and weak, but really funny.. And kind of rude sometimes, but you get used to it.. There's arch-demons.. They're the super big ones! They're super super strong, and cool! But friendly too.. I used to think they were invincible..." She is silent for a moment, staring off, "I didn't really travel with anyone else.." The silence sits for awhile, but she's soon letting her eyes wander the forest around us once more, distracted.

>ask what manner of demon she is.

>Ask her what she eats anyway. A guide is no good if it starves halfway through a journey.

>Ask her what's up with those cheeks, what kind of demon is she anyways?

"Speaking of this.. What is it you eat?.. In fact, what manner of demon are you, anyway?"

"What? You can't tell? Isn't it obvious?" She looks genuinely surprised, a bit amused.

"I'm afraid it isn't."

"That helmet must obscure your vision quite a bit.."
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No. 656813 ID: 0e1575
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656813

"Anyone could tell by my lascivious body what sort of demon I am~ One look and you could tell I'm none other than a seductive succubus!~ We eat the affection and strong emotions of others! and.. and other stuff...." She strikes a pose, "Well? Don't you feel foolish now for not realizing sooner?!"
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No. 656814 ID: 0e1575
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656814

"I do not believe you."
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No. 656815 ID: 0e1575
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656815

"Wh-What? What do you mean you don't believe me? What's to believe?! I'm very clearly a succubus!"

"Do not attempt to deceive me, demon. I am well aware of many types of demons, and I know for a fact what succubi look like. Even the most inexperienced adventurer could take one glance at your bosom and behind and know that you are no succubus."

She stares at me for a moment, before glancing at her chest, and her behind.
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No. 656816 ID: 0e1575
File 143727392121.png - (94.48KB , 800x700 , mctbb29.png )
656816

She turns away, crossing her arms with a look on her face.

"What. Why did you look away from me. What kind of demon are you? Answer me!...Hello?"

"Well look what we've got here!" A higher, scratchy voice calls out.
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No. 656817 ID: 0e1575
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656817

"A lone crusadah? Skippin' through the woods with a demon? Don't you know 'bout these woods? These woods are dangerous. A right terror, if you don't know what you're doin', or run into the wrong batch of blokes." Several men, clad in light armor with weapons step out from the foliage surrounding the light, animal trodden trail. There are nearly thirty of them.. this might be troublesome. I'm not really used to fighting men.

"You could get lost in these woods, see. Never turn up again."
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No. 656818 ID: dbe554

Bandits! Naer-do-wells and scum of the roads. However at the same time it does seem they have you at a disadvantage, their weapons seem simple but they have the musculature and numbers to overwhelm you in the open.

Parley for now, while backing to a more defensible position. Bandits tend to be cowardly, often more concerned about their own lives rather then wanting to sacrifice themselves, if you could convince them that sacrificing their own selves would give them no gain, they would leave.
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No. 656819 ID: a19cd5

>>656817
"We'd appreciate you helping us through them, then, clearly you know your way through."
Play it dumb, and if they try anything bonk 'em upside the head.
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No. 656820 ID: 1cebc8

Warn the bandits that you travel light and take to looting the food from the eviscerated corpses of your enemies. You also need the girl for covert operations in demon territory, what with your EXTREMELY low concealment stat from your HIGH PROFILE WEAPONS.

Do not hesitate to fight. See if live mutilation will intimidate the remainder.
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No. 656823 ID: e114bc

>>656817
Tell them you are no lone crusader. Introduce yourself. Your name should strike fear into their hearts.
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No. 656825 ID: 5869f6

>>656817
if they insist on fighting, let them come to you, I've no doubt you are more than capable staying on the defensive.
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No. 656826 ID: bd8b82

just imagine them as demons in the guise of men.


also, clearly your righteous mind is proof against her magical seduction powers. that is why she can be a succubus but not be appealing to you.
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No. 656827 ID: c0fe75

>>656817
"Demon! You were on scouting duty, and you have failed utterly in that regard! Now, because of your ineptness, I am forced to decapitate these highwaymen. I should hope you are happy with yourself!"
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No. 656855 ID: 0fc976

To do battle with these scum of the earth, you must gain control of your opponents, by controlling the battlefield! Dash off into the woods with the demon-child on your back, then lay ambush for your pursuers. (Note: 'Dashing off' is in no way similar to 'running away.')
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No. 656860 ID: c8770e

>>656817
"We all know how this goes" And then just cut one of em down, villans always try to give people speeches man.
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No. 657020 ID: aef8a4

I think I've got an idea:
"Am I to understand that you are seeking wealth? Unfortunately I do not carry much as my needs are few. However, this demoness is conducting me to a city she knows full of demons, mayhap there will be much wealth there for you to enjoy when I've made my visit. Would you like to come along?"

We could use an auxiliary force: We need some folks to keep the town out of the demons' hands when we have depopulated the place.
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No. 657043 ID: b062fb

Flex your huge muscles. That alone ought to send them running
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No. 660197 ID: 0e1575
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660197

>Parley for now, while backing to a more defensible position.

I attempt to speak calmly with them, "I imagine you could.. I thank you for the warning, my fellow travelers." I begin to step back slowly, toward a more open part of the trail.

>Play it dumb, and if they try anything bonk 'em upside the head.

"We would of course, appreciate you helping us! As you seem to know your way through! Oh, how rude of me.." I reach the clearing as they close in.

>Introduce yourself.

>Flex your huge muscles. That alone ought to send them running

"..It seems I neglected to introduce myself.."
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No. 660198 ID: 0e1575
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660198

"MY NAME IS SIR SEBASTIAN SOLIS! I HAVE TRAVELED TO THIS LAND TO RID THIS PLACE OF EVIL AND DEMON-KIND!"

Drat! Calm voice, Sebastian! Gentle!
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No. 660199 ID: 0e1575
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660199

The bandits look shocked.. but now that I think of it they began to look very upset a bit before I introduced myself..

"Do... Do you mean to say... That you don't know your way through this forest..?"
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No. 660200 ID: 0e1575
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660200

"AW GOSH! HE WAS OUR LAST HOPE, HENRY! WE'LL BE LOST IN THIS BLOODY FOREST FOREVER! WE'LL DIE HERE!! WE'LL DIE!!" A child -a young boy- clasps desperately to who I assume to be their leader.

"Um, excuse me, but-" I start, but am interrupted.

"Don't you see?! This place is unnatural! We've been stuck out here for weeks and have finally run out of food! We saw you comin' and thought that a crusader an' a demon might know their way around but.. but... now you're stuck here too! Now you're doomed too..!" The boy begins to weep, sliding down to the forest floor. I am extremely uncomfortable.
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No. 660202 ID: 3663d3

here's a chance your demon can prove her usefulness. use her powers to break through the power of the forest and get us out.
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No. 660203 ID: 0fc976

If these twisting woods be the work of demonkind, perhaps your companion can sense it. Take charge of this band and lead them through the woods, for the only way out... is deeper in!
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No. 660204 ID: 3663d3

>>660203
good point, strike the heart of the woods and break the curse!
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No. 660208 ID: 1cebc8

Something seems off about that boy. Whatever, doesn't really matter who or what he is. You are now trapped in a forest that supposedly has wards and glamour designed to keep wanderers trapped and starving.

BEGIN CHOPPING TREES. Forge a tower. Signal for help, or find the nearest exit and topple the tower in that direction. Use all technology and magic at your disposal.
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No. 660217 ID: e114bc

>>660200
Err. I guess these guys aren't bandits after all. Or maybe they are but they're more interested in getting directions than robbing you. That was almost a very unfortunate misunderstanding. Well, I suppose you'll have to use your survival skills to get out of this mess. You know how to hunt, right?
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No. 660253 ID: 5869f6

>>660200
Well, shit. Looks like we got to help them out. If this is a daemon trick, i doubt your servant will be unable to at least provide /some/ amount of help.
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No. 660601 ID: 0e1575
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660601

>If these twisting woods be the work of demonkind, perhaps your companion can sense it. Take charge of this band and lead them through the woods, for the only way out... is deeper in!

..So it seems. I will rescue this collection of vagabonds from the woods, and uncover what is behind this debauchery!

>here's a chance your demon can prove her usefulness. use her powers to break through the power of the forest and get us out.

>If this is a daemon trick, i doubt your servant will be unable to at least provide /some/ amount of help.

I turn to my demon-servant, who stares curiously at the scene before her.

"DEMON!" I announce. She starts at my sudden voice. "HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE YOUR VALUE! IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY? IS THERE SOMETHING UNNATURAL ABOUT THIS PLACE? USE YOUR ABILITIES TO FREE US AT ONCE!"

She stares at me for a moment, nervously, "I mean.. I don't.. I don't know if I can do anything to.. to break the spell.. There's definitely someone here though.. I can sort of feel them.. You know?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO BREAK THE SPELL?! DO YOU NOT POSSESS DEMONIC POWERS?!"

She stares at the ground, ashamed, "I..I'm sorry.. I don't really.. I never really finished learning..."

This.. This cannot be.. Could we truly be trapped here?

>BEGIN CHOPPING TREES.

............
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No. 660602 ID: 0e1575
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660602

I begin hacking at the trees around me, much to the surprise of my companions. However, they soon begin doing their part, cutting down thinner foliage and brush.

"So.." One of the men begins, "So the plan is to just.. Just destroy the forest? Of course! Why didn't we think of that!"

And so it goes. We cut down trees, brush, flowers, anything in our path, for quite some time, before..
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No. 660603 ID: 0e1575
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660603

"STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT!!" A high voice yells, I turn to see what appears to be a Druid, very upset, followed closely by a fairy, which tugs desperately on the dryad's arm to no avail.

"Stop killing them! What did they ever do to you!? They're just innocent plants!"

The fairy glances to us fearfully, "S-Sati! Just leave it! We can't get seen like this!! We can't beat all of them! And look at that guy! He caught that little girl! We can't take these guys, Sati!!"

It seems it was quite fortunate that I came up with such a well thought out plan, of destroying the trees. It seems the orchestrator duo of the forest have shown themselves at last. A dryad and a fairy. The reactions from the bandits are mixed. Some look on with curiosity, some with fear, and some with anger. They aren't actually demonic. Mere monsters.. Beasts.
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No. 660605 ID: e114bc

>>660603
LET US GO, OR TASTE MY BLADE!

An explanation would be nice too.
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No. 660622 ID: 3663d3

if you wish for the plants to not be harmed then do not use them as a weapon. a battle is a battle, regardless of who the warriors are. this battle was between us and the forest.
let us leave the forest and no long trap those in it and we will stop.
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No. 660624 ID: 1cebc8

Ask the girl why she would ever leave four warriors with axes stranded in the middle of a forest if she didn't want a new four-lane freeway. Or a fire.

Just barter for safe passage. Namely, THEIR safe passage. You might need supplies against your next raid.

Wonder aloud how your brother is doing.
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No. 660655 ID: 0fc976

>>660624
>Ask the girl why she would ever leave four warriors with axes stranded in the middle of a forest if she didn't want a new four-lane freeway. Or a fire.
WISDOM
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No. 660669 ID: 5869f6

>>660603
Threaten the non-humans that you'll murder the entire forest if you keep these poor people trapped here. Add that you'll murder the shit out of them as well if they don't.
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No. 660670 ID: 334db2

Why does she expect you to not destroy your bonds?
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No. 660749 ID: 330ce5

Tell them you will stop for guidance through these woods.
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No. 660770 ID: c0fe75

"These unholy trees are guilty of false imprisonment! The penalty is execution by RIGHTEOUS HERBICIDE!"
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No. 660844 ID: b8ceae

>>660603
"WE WILL STOP DESTROYING OUR JAIL WHEN WE ARE FREE OF IT!"
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No. 682638 ID: 260951
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682638

>>660624

>>660844

"WE WILL STOP DESTROYING OUR JAIL WHEN WE ARE FREE OF IT! DO YOU TRULY EXPECT US TO NOT DESTROY OR BONDS?!"

"Yeah!" One of the bandits adds, after a moment.

"I WILL BARTER WITH YOU FOR SAFE PASSAGE, MONSTERS."
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No. 682639 ID: 260951
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682639

"Oh, a barter eh? Well.. I suppose we can allow you to pass if-"

"Safe passage?! Your safe passage is ensured already, you dumb human! We can't possibly defeat you!" The druid interrupts her fairy comrade, hysterical.

"MONSTER."
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No. 682640 ID: 260951
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682640

"I WAS REFERRING. TO YOUR SAFE PASSAGE."
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No. 682641 ID: 260951
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682641

Ahhh.. Today turned out to be a good day. I slayed some demons.. Captured a demon.. captured some monsters.. And I'm on my way to kill even more demons! Ah what a life.. what a life.. The bandits scurry here and there, gathering their supplies for the now open road ahead. I am personally left with the decision of what to do with the two monsters that lie beneath me.. I suppose I could simply kill them, but they aren't demons, so I don't really have to..
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No. 682643 ID: defceb

Add them to your harem band of prisoners.
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No. 682645 ID: 3663d3

well, if there is any way to get a binding oath, you can have them confound the demons instead.
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No. 682647 ID: 5ad4a7

>>682641
* SPARE
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No. 682661 ID: 0fc976

"Escort" them to the edge of the forest, as your "guests," and release them when you have made it out of the woods.
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No. 682662 ID: 2ccbb3

Recruit everyone. These bandits can help you on the raid; your muscles may be your greatest weapon, but you tend to leave yourself open to intelligent ambushes and traps. Plus, it's obvious that all the people here aren't 100% scum of the earth.
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No. 682722 ID: a83256

>>682641
So… Why did they ensnare us anyway?
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No. 683085 ID: 260951
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683085

>Add them to your BAND OF PRISONERS

>SPARE

Very well. I shall escort them along with... Demon.. girl. From here on out. At least until I.. reach some solution, on what to do with them.

"MONSTERS! I HAVE CHOSEN, IN MY EXTREME GENEROSITY.. TO SPARE YOUR LIVES, AND INSTEAD MAKE YOU MY PRISONERS."

"Why do you say that like it's good news, jerk!" The fairy yells at me, agitated. Annoying fairy.

>So... Why did they ensnare us anyway?

"SO. WHY DID YOU ENSNARE US IN YOUR FOUL TRAP IN THE FIRST PLACE, MONSTERS."

"Well I didn't even want to!" The fairy starts once more, her druid compatriot down for the count. "Damiana was the one who insisted on trapping those earlier guys, because they weren't treating nature with respect.. or.. something." The fairy looks a tad embarrassed, but stubborn nonetheless.
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No. 683086 ID: 260951
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683086

>Recruit everyone. These bandits can help you on the raid; your muscles may be your greatest weapon, but you tend to leave yourself open to intelligent ambushes and traps. Plus, it's obvious that all the people here aren't 100% scum of the earth.

"GENTLEMEN!" The bandits around me cease what they are doing at the sound of my thundering voice, turning to me. "I PRESENT YOU WITH THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! YOU, WHO BEFORE THIS MOMENT WERE LEADING AN UNCHIVILROUS AND SHAMEFUL LIFE OF THIEVING AND MURDER-" "And rape!" "HE ISN'T INVITED! BUT ANYWAY, NOW I, SEBASTIAN SOLIS, FAMED CRUSADER, AM OFFERING YOU A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELVES! MARCH WITH ME TO SPARTAME, MY FRIENDS! AND PROVE YOURSELVES, AS RIGHTEOUS MEN!" Some men cheer. Most shrug and wander off. The truly good will join, and they are who are important to me.
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No. 683087 ID: 260951
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683087

My new followers and I march onward, jovial about the battle ahead. I gained four brave followers from the party of bandits. Many refused to join, and went their separate way. Nevertheless, we march forward toward Spartame. Determined...
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No. 683088 ID: 260951
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683088

We travel for some time before reaching the end of the forest, and after traveling for even more of a time, we come to a halt as we reach a wide river. I turn to my guide, who has also come to a confused halt.

"I dunno.. I know this is the way. We came this way and crossed here.. I can sense.. us, I guess. I didn't even know we passed a river.. I wonder how!" Useless, as always. Damned demon!

It has become apparent that we are left with little choice here. We can either attempt to cross the river here, or travel alongside it until we find a lighter area where we can pass easier. Night is also upon us. My new compatriots look worried at the idea of crossing the deep, high current river here.
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No. 683095 ID: 3663d3

grab a tree and lay it across the river as a bridge.
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No. 683108 ID: 2ccbb3

Dig around the river to lighten the force of the water flow per square inch, reinforce your path with a bridge.
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No. 683111 ID: 7a6915

Can you defeat the river and make it get out of your way? We are in lands inhabited by monsters and demons, this may not be an ordinary river and therefore there may be extraordinary solutions to this problem.
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No. 683112 ID: 260951
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683112

>Can you defeat the river and make it get out of your way? We are in lands inhabited by monsters and demons, this may not be an ordinary river and therefore there may be extraordinary solutions to this problem.

I splash the river about a bit. Sadly, it is simple water. Nary a sentient river to be seen.

>Dig around the river to lighten the force of the water flow per square inch, reinforce your path with a bridge.

Alas! We've no shovels! I propose to my companions, that we could simply dig with our hands, but for some reason, they are unenthusiastic about the idea!!

>grab a tree and lay it across the river as a bridge.

A clever plan! But we have already traveled too far from the forest, and there are no trees nearby! The river continues to churn. I inform my companions of this clever idea, and they agree that it would have been suitable. The druid sweats a bit.

"Uh, Mister Sebastian." One of my new companions beckons my attention.

"YES MY DEAR COMRADE?"

"Before we headed your way, our group crossed this river by way of bridge. Through a town."

"WONDERFUL! IN WHICH DIRECTION DOES THIS TOWN LIE" I give him a firm pat on the back, he coughs a bit.

"Um.. West, sir. But you see, sir, this town isn't the friendliest sort, y'know? We were fine passin' through earlier.. but a guy like you? A band a crusaders might not find it as easy."

Hmmm.. It seems with further deliberation we have gained more options. This town sounds like it would be difficult to pass through peacefully as a man of God.. But perhaps that is just what they need.. The decision lingers still
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No. 683146 ID: 2ccbb3

Ask the druid if she knows any magic to grow a bridge.

Go downstream, the river should eventually slow down somewhere.
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No. 683147 ID: 3663d3

only demons or heretics would deny a man of god passage. if they are ether then you can beat them into submission. to the town!
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No. 683148 ID: 3663d3

>>683146
rivers get stronger as you go down stream.
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No. 683273 ID: 0fc976

Test the river yourself to see if you can wade through here.
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No. 683413 ID: 7a6915

Druids may also have magic for passing rivers or walking on top of them, but I'm not sure we want to presume overmuch on our recent prisoner's loyalty. Stupid questions: Can you find or build a boat or a raft? How did you solve this problem the last time you had it? Is there another bridge in the other direction from the bandit town maybe?
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No. 683430 ID: 260951
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683430

>Ask the druid if she knows any magic to grow a bridge.

"Ha ha.. No! No I do not!" She says this confidently, as though she has just proclaimed something great. She is stupid.

>Test the river yourself to see if you can wade through here.

A fine idea!
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No. 683431 ID: 260951
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683431

Oh my! I can scarcely feel the bottom of the deep river, the current forces violently against my body. I can barely hang on... It's perfect!! I let the others know!

"We're not getting in there! No way!! It's a death wish!"
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No. 683432 ID: 260951
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683432

"HAH HAH! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

>only demons or heretics would deny a man of god passage. if they are ether then you can beat them into submission. to the town!

We decide to go through the town.
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No. 683433 ID: 260951
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683433

After following alongside the river for some time we reach a large shoddy looking town. The buildings around us are missing several windows and some even doors. Night has fallen upon us and clouds gather overhead.

"We're here, sir. Looks like just in time too. A bit o' rain headin' our way I reckon! I know an inn in town, maybe we could shack up for the night!" My tossle-headed compatriot says jovially. I am sure the lowlife population of this town would be thrilled to see a crusader such as I, and welcome me to stay at the inn, but I am unsure how thrilled they would be at the sight of two monsters and a ferocious demon..
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No. 683434 ID: 0fc976

Let us acquire supplies for a camp from a general goods store so that we may stay outside of town for tonight and mayhaps future nights, and not force these demons upon the goodly townsfolk.
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No. 683439 ID: 5ad4a7

>>683433
Go in ahead of the party and buy some cloaks to hide the monstrous shapes of your non-human prisoner/companions.

Also uh
is there an alternative to staying the night? Can we just buy some rain gear and rations, and camp somewhere further on?
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No. 683442 ID: 3663d3

well keep them in the back for now and let's see what the inn is like.
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No. 683690 ID: 260951
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683690

>Let us acquire supplies for a camp from a general goods store so that we may stay outside of town for tonight and mayhaps future nights, and not force these demons upon the goodly townsfolk.

>Go in ahead of the party and buy some cloaks to hide the monstrous shapes of your non-human prisoner/companions.

An excellent idea! I inform the party of my plan and instruct the men to guard the prisoners carefully before heading off into town...

"Sir Sebastian sir... Do.. Do you have any money?"

...

The crew decided to pitch their money together, and I go into town.
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No. 683691 ID: 260951
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683691

I approach what appears to be a vendor, minding a portable stall in the street. Fancy!

"EXCUSE ME, GOOD SIR!!" The shopman jumps.

"ERM-Wh-What can I do for you mister.. Mister crusader!! Oh! A crusader! always lovely to see your kind around here, sir!!" The shopkeep looks around, as if he is expecting something.

"I HAVE COME TO PURCHASE SOME OF YOUR FINE GOODS. I AM IN NEED OF SOME SUPPLIES FOR A CAMP, OR AT LEAST THREE CLOAKS."

"Ah! Fine choices, sir, all fine choices I assure you! Is.. this all for you, or are you with friends?"
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No. 683705 ID: 0fc976

WHY, FOR ME OF COURSE! This is true as the others did not accompany you.
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No. 683706 ID: 7a6915

The people wearing these cloaks are not the same size as ourself, it would be a bad idea to suggest either that we are alone without friends in this place or that we're weird enough to want to buy three cloaks at once in a town we've never previously visited.
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No. 683710 ID: 2ccbb3

You aren't exactly the most charismatic fellow. Intimidating perhaps, but you may as well hold up a giant sign that says "SIR GULLIBLE OF LOOTLOSIA".

Bring your bandit friends, maybe they can exchange favors and analyze markets for better discounts.
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No. 683712 ID: 3663d3

>>683691
"indeed i have come in to buy supplies by myself."

then be ready for an ambush, no one ever asks if you are alone unless they are planning an ambush.
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No. 683767 ID: 260951
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683767

>Indeed, I have come to buy supplies by myself.

>WHY, FOR ME OF COURSE!

"All alone.. in a place like this? Haw haw haw! You may as well be 'oldin' up a sign that says 'Sir gullible of lootlosia!' We don't take kindly to goody goody crusader SCUM comin' into our town, scoutin' our defenses! GET HIM, BOYS!"
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No. 683768 ID: 260951
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683768

Suddenly, from nearby windows, several men appear! Clad in thick dark red robes, the men aim several crossbows at me.

"I'm thinkin'.. that you might be wantin' to raise your 'ands above your 'ead! Real slowly!"

Dastards! Attempting to take advantage of a holy man! I grip my weapon tightly..

"Put that down or we'll make you like a pincushion, crusader!!"
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No. 683770 ID: 2a7417

As if those bolts could penetrate your MANLY PECS. Still, you'll go easy on them, as you want to leave someone intact to buy supplies from.
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No. 683774 ID: fab775

Punch him so hard in the face you are propelled out the door due to newton's third law.

Do you recognize that insignia on the crossbowman?
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No. 683776 ID: 3663d3

throw your polearm into one of the window shooters, leap into another one, helmet first. once you are on their side of the wall you can easily smash all of them.
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No. 683782 ID: 021efd

Grab the *portable* stall and use it to block the bolts. Then move towards the archers and punch them in the face.
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No. 683802 ID: 04900a

Grab man by nose, throw at crossbowman, pick up stall as shield, block bolts with it, then tear it into two and throw the larger half at another shooter. Keep the remaining half, Shield against bolts, tear in half and throw, then shield and blah blah blah. Repeat this process as necessary until it is a reasonable size to both shield you from bolts and be less cumbersome and liable to hit things then it is now.
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No. 683882 ID: 260951
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683882

I swiftly grapple the deceitful merchant's big schnozz, before tossing him toward the crossbow man nearest to me!

"TAKE THAT, YOU DREADFUL CUR!!"
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No. 683884 ID: 260951
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683884

Then, using my herculean strength, I lift the portable stall and spin towards my foes, utilizing the merchant's wooden cart as a shield! I feel the sharp pangs of several bolts sticking into the structure! Just in the nick of time! I begin to charge towards my enemies, hearing them shout in surprise as I near.
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No. 683889 ID: 260951
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683889

Feeling the cart weaken, I take plunge my mighty fist through it's side, tearing it in two before thrusting both parts, and myself, through separate windows!

>Do you recognize the insignia on the crossbowman?

I do! It is the mark....
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No. 683890 ID: 260951
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683890

OF STUPID HERETICAL BULLSHIT!
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No. 683891 ID: 260951
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683891

The man slams against the wall as I roll to a landing inside the torn up building. The targets of my previous attacks lie around me, but as I survey the room, I notice three more men charging toward me with the fury in their eyes!
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No. 683892 ID: 2ccbb3

Flank them and attack all three in a straight piercing attack.
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No. 683895 ID: 3663d3

finish the hoods up fast, then focus on the skull. he's obviously the leader. meaning he deserves a full asskicking.
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No. 683900 ID: 5ad4a7

>>683891
Are you supposed to kill cultists because I think you're supposed to kill cultists.
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No. 683903 ID: 0fc976

Burn the heretics! Kill the demon! Purge the unclean!
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No. 683904 ID: 260951
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683904

I dodge to the right as they near me, preparing my weapon for a thrust through all three of them!!

>Are you supposed to kill cultists because I think you're supposed to kill cultists.

VERILY!

My blade glides through the two hooded men with ease, splattering their blood and guts across the floor.

"GUH!"

But wait! There leader is not among them! Damn!
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No. 683905 ID: 260951
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683905

"KILL MY MEN?! YOU BASTARD!!"

Gah! I raise my arm just in time to block the attack. The sheer weight of the mace crushes down on my bone and muscle. This would have no doubt torn a lesser man's arm to unusable bits!
How did he move so quickly!? It's like he knew what attack I was going to use, and used the fact that my weapon is occupied to go on the offensive! It seems these cultists have a warrior worth combating! This may be an interesting battle after all!
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No. 683907 ID: f56624

>>683905
kick him in his dick, it's clearly important to their religion and therefore a primo target.
Seriously, just look at that insignia, that just SCREAMS crazy sex cult.
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No. 683916 ID: 1b60c0

Punch his mask in the snout to assert dominance.
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No. 683921 ID: 3663d3

now there are no distractions. remember while the other end of your weapon does not have a blade, a pole can still hurt if you get smacked with it.
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No. 683935 ID: 2ccbb3

This is not a duel, this is a fight for your life. The leader's muscles are a fraction of your own and he's experienced at this.

Grab his mace and wrestle for it, and while he's distracted use your leg to sweep his leg off-balance. Remember, you are the heavier opponent, so concentrate on your center of balance and focus on pushing this guy to the ground.
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No. 683941 ID: 5869f6

>>683905
REND THE HERETIC APART. NO MERCY.
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No. 683954 ID: 260951
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683954

>smack him with other end of weapon

I drop back, swinging the blunt end of my weapon toward the skull wearing cultist! But he raises his arms, blocking the blow, but still feeling the impact. He slides back a bit, staring me down.
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No. 683956 ID: 260951
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683956

>Grab his mace and wrestle for it

I abandon my own weapon and grapple his, taking him by surprise!
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No. 683957 ID: 260951
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683957

>While he is distracted use your leg to sweep him off-balance.

I attempt to do so, but as my leg begins to sweep, he jumps back, leaving his weapon with me!

"I know better than to battle you in a test of strength, Sebastian."

This man.. he knows of me!.. This is a dangerous encounter indeed!.. I have only one option!
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No. 683958 ID: 260951
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683958

>Kick him in the dick

"GOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.....!"
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No. 683959 ID: 260951
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683959

CRUNCH!!!

He flies back before tumbling to a messy halt.
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No. 683960 ID: 260951
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683960

I move to approach quickly, but am blocked by yet more cultists.

The leader yells at me, "The old one two, eh Sebastian!? I won't forget this!!" With that, the leader leaps out a window as I finish my current attackers.

"COWARD!"

I rush to the window..
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No. 683961 ID: 260951
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683961

But there is no sign of the cultist. He has escaped.
The cultists I did not kill are rising to their feet! They take but a moment to realize their situation, and begin toward the exits, keen on making their escape! Able to reach only one in time, I must choose who to pursue quickly!
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No. 683966 ID: b49f7c

>>683961
tackle one and throw something at the other's leg so he cant hobble away.
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No. 683967 ID: 2ccbb3

Chase after the one on the left, use the mace to bash in the torso of the one on the right as you pass him! Leave no survivors; these guys mean to harm civilians and this isn't the time to be merciful!
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No. 683988 ID: 0fc976

Wait, old man! I still have supplies to purchase from you!
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No. 683989 ID: 260951
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683989

I rush towards the fiend escaping to the left, tossing the mace towards the would-be-merchant. It collides with him, knocking him through the window.
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No. 683990 ID: 260951
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683990

I tackle the second cultist to the ground. He yelps in pain as I come down upon him.

"GAAAAAAAAH! SHIT SHIT SHIT! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! I GIVE UP, I GIVE UP! JUST GET OFF ME! MY LEG!!"
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No. 683999 ID: 2ccbb3

Knock him out, then find as many cultists as you can. Kill if they are on the verge of escaping, capture alive if you have the advantage.

Carry them all with your PARAGON OF STRENGTH feat back to your squad, where they may be interrogated by professional torturers aided by magical experts.
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No. 684000 ID: 3663d3

roughly lift them, tear off their mask, demand answers. if they refuse the have them come meet your friends who will not be as gentle as you.
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No. 684013 ID: f56624

>>683989
shit, he's probably going to run off with that. Did we happen to get it enchanted with some kind of holy tracking rune or something?
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No. 684019 ID: 0fc976

PALADIN SMASH!
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No. 684114 ID: ca183f

>>684013
that's not our weapon, so who really cares?
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No. 684352 ID: 260951
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684352

>Knock him out, then find as many cultists as you can.

The rest of the cultists in the building are deceased, or escaped.

>Roughly lift them, tear off their mask, demand answers.

"I DEMAND ANSWERS!!"

"Ahh! Answers to what?!"

"WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME?!"

"Because you're a crusader!! B..Boss said you were special! Had to be.. Gotten rid of!"

"YOUR BOSS?! WHO IS HE?! TELL ME!!"

"I don't know! All our identities gotta remain secret, boss said!! For situations..! For situations like this!"

"WHAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE?! WHAT IS YOUR CULT'S GOAL, HEATHEN!?"

"To...."
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No. 684353 ID: 260951
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684353

"To.. stop the invasion!"

What.
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No. 684356 ID: 2ccbb3

Tell him that you're aware that (A) the demons are fools that will do the bidding of greater demons without even realizing that they're blindly following orders, and (B) the crusades are indeed an invasion and may result in permanent residence by the church's forces, but that (c) if this is an invasion by the church, then it is indeed a conquest featuring a strong cast of champions; so what.

But don't expect to fight an experienced warrior in his prime for the "crime" of visiting a random town to purchase supplies, and get away with it.

Take the cultist, he's willing to talk.
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No. 684359 ID: 2a7417

INVASION? WHERE INVASION? PALADIN SMASH INVASION!
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No. 684364 ID: 3663d3

you are here because the countries here literally couldn't work together to save their lives. ether the crusaders came or the demons overran the place.
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No. 684402 ID: 51280d

Which invasion? The foul demonic one? The most holy one sanctioned by God Himself? One organised by a third party intent on profiting from the conflict between the Church and demons?

Stop speaking in riddles, wretch!
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No. 684415 ID: ca183f

Wait. Is he saying that they're undercover crusaders?

... Why?
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No. 684453 ID: 260951
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684453

>INVASION? WHERE INVASION? PALADIN SMASH INVASION!

No! Soon, my dog of war!

>Which invasion? The foul demonic one? The most holy one sanctioned by God Himself? One organised by a third party intent on profiting from the conflict between the Church and demons?

"B-Both! All three! I don't actually know about the third one, is there a third party?!"

>Wait. Is he saying that they're undercover crusaders?

"If I am, will you let me go?"

I think that's my answer.

"LISTEN, WRETCH! I AM AWARE THAT THE DEMONS ARE FOOLS, WHO WILL DO THE BIDDING OF GREATER DEMONS, UNAWARE THEY ARE BLINDLY FOLLOWING ORDERS. AND THE CRUSADES ARE INDEED AN INVASION, DUE TO YOUR OWN COUNTRIES INABILITY TO WORK TOGETHER TO SAVE THEIR OWN LIVES!! THERE MAY VERY WELL BE, A PERMANENT HOUSING MADE FOR THE MEN OF THE CHURCH, TO STAVE OFF DEMONIC SCUM IN THE FUTURE!!"

He is quiet for awhile.

"The.. But the bulk of the demons haven't done anything wrong..! They're being tricked into coming here, and are being slaughtered because of it! We have to.. we have to stop the demonic invasion.. for their own good."

Hmmm.... That WOULD go along with what that demon child was saying..
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No. 684455 ID: 260951
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684455

"One last thing, before I return with you, to my allies. Do not expect, to challenge an experienced warrior in his prime, for the 'crime' of visiting a random town, with nothing but the intent to purchase supplies.. and get away with it."

"Wh-What?! You weren't scouting!!? Son of a bitch!!"

Another good day. To be a crusader. Onward to Spartame.

THREAD 2 END.
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No. 684474 ID: 7a6915

:applause:
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