SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:14 No. 649893 ID: 15fae4
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This is your Dungeon.

You do not know what's outside the Dungeon.

You don't know what's at the end of the Dungeon.

You don't even know what's outside your Room.

You have to stay in here and protect the Dungeon.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:15 No. 649894 ID: 15fae4
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Sometimes adventurers come into the Dungeon and slay the other Skeletons for XP and loot. You have managed to avoid or deal with them all.

You don't know who you were before you died.

You don't know how long you've been here.

You don't know what this place is.

This is your Dungeon.

You are a Skeleton.

You have to protect the Dungeon from adventurers.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:15 No. 649895 ID: 15fae4
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And an adventurer has just come in.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:16 No. 649896 ID: 15fae4
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Oh, sweet jesus.

What should Skeleton do?

Clatter to the ground in a pile of bones. Try to trip the dungeoneer!

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:22 No. 649901 ID: 15fae4
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>>649900

GENIUS!

Unfortunately, that would kill Skeleton.

But you give Skeleton an idea.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:23 No. 649902 ID: 15fae4
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Skeleton pops off one of Skeleton's own ribs...

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:23 No. 649903 ID: 15fae4
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And LOBS IT AT THE ADVENTURER!

SUCCESS! THE ADVENTURER IS TAKEN BY SURPRISE AND STUMBLES BACKWARDS, FALLING ON HIS BUTT!

>>649903
Use a drill attack? If you land just relax.

Cutscene time. Watch him stand helplessly still as you pull a lever or collapse an overpass or otherwise impede his progress and then flee before he regains control.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:44 No. 649912 ID: 15fae4
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>>649910

Unfortunately, you're not in a Trap room!

>>649909

Drill... Drill, drill... You search yourself desperately for your drill.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:45 No. 649913 ID: 15fae4
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Ah, there we go!

Enough chillin', let's get drillin'.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:45 No. 649914 ID: 15fae4
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Sorry, Mr. Adventurer, you've been selected to meet the business end of this Drill.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:46 No. 649915 ID: 15fae4
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Wuh-oh. The Adventurer shoots his arm up, grabbing onto your wrist and preventing you from gettin' drillin'.

Geez, this guy is really strong, you can't even wriggle around.

C'mon, man, let go, I gotta kill you.

>>649913
DRILL THAT BITCH IN THE EYE! BITCHES HATE IT WHEN YOU DRILL THEM IN THE EYE!

Flip the drill around into his wrist.

>>649915
Grab hand with other hand, detach it, and then drill him.

use your skeleton agility. Drop your drill and grab it with your free hand, and keep drilling!

>>649915
You're a skeleton, just pop your arm off.

>>649923
Awww...great. Now you feel bad.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)17:58 No. 649926 ID: 15fae4
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>>649917
>>649919
>>649918

Clever ideas, but Skeleton goes with the first.

Twisting his wrist around, he drives it into the Adventurer's wrist. Success! A spray of blood, and the Adventurer releases his grip, twisting his arm away.

Oh, boy, you hope you nicked an artery.

Geez, he is screaming super loud. It's kinda painful as the sound reverberates in your hollow skull. And... Is he crying? Geez, what a Drama Queen.

Drill his eye now to give him a real skull fucking.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:01 No. 649930 ID: 15fae4
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>>649925

Eh, no you don't.

Your job is to kill Adventurers.

Unfortunately, he's not dead yet. He rolls backwards, clutching an Axe in his uninjured arm.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:05 No. 649931 ID: 15fae4
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>>649927

You slowly approach him, drill in hand. Enough fun, let's get this job done.

However, he throws his Axe at you dramatically. It spins around in the air over and over before burying itself in your skull. Your bones shatter and it becomes lodged, but luckily you're not dead.

C'mon, don't be like that, guy! I've gotta finish up with you!

Well, now you've got an axe-helmet.

This won't stop you from drilling him.

>>649931
Just start screaming. Never stop even for a second. Also don't stop drilling him.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:36 No. 649939 ID: 15fae4
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>>649934
>>649936

Well, this is no reason to stop drilling! You charge towards him, adorned with your all-new axe helmet. He backs himself against the wall.

You attempt to scream, but it comes out more as a rattling "kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke"

Yours is the drill that will pierce the adventurer!

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:51 No. 649941 ID: 15fae4
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>>649940

You get a genius, wicked idea. You throw your arm at him, Drill still clutched in hand.

Perfect hit. You can't get him in the eye, but it still manages to arc down into his neck, blood strewn across the room. He gurgles, chokes, spasms. He's dying, yay!

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:52 No. 649942 ID: 15fae4
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After a few moments watching the life drain from his eyes (well, his neck) you dust yourself off, reattach your body parts, and collect your drill.

Well, that was fun.

Nothing to do now, but...

Wait for the next Adventurer. To kill him.

Because that's your job. This is your Dungeon. You have to protect your Dungeon.

SKELETON 2015/06/21(Sun)18:53 No. 649943 ID: 15fae4
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You are a Skeleton.

10/10 quest. Would dungeon again.