FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)21:14 No. 668744 ID: a6f913
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so. like

shave your tits and adjust your hair, it's time to go ballywog slompin'

grow a beard

grow three beards

lets fucking die but first we gotta yiff. we gotta make the yiff. its gotta be the best yiff in the goddamn WORLD not even tg can deny the furry power

Get a drunk party outfit. You need better clothes if this is gonna be an adventure and not a one night blackout.

FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)21:18 No. 668750 ID: a6f913
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>>668745
i dont know what this means

>>668746
>>668747
i know what this means but unfortunately im nupunk/indie garbage and i can only manage like. a shitty little soul patch or somethign

Question: Do you type up the text while drunk/high/stressed/whatever and then come up with a complimenting picture? Because that would be awesome.

Alright, let's get this party started. Start by taping your breasts to your back and then buy a parachute, give it a pun name, and jump off the nearest penguin.

FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)21:20 No. 668753 ID: a6f913
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>>668749
this gonna last one panel then im back to my tanjktop sorry my dude

FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)21:22 No. 668755 ID: a6f913
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>Question: Do you type up the text while drunk/high/stressed/whatever and then come up with a complimenting picture? Because that would be awesome.

everything is done while im drunk. im currently drunk. if i had access to weed id be faded but i currently live in fuckall and i cant get to my weed dealer. we're right by a college but tbh i dont trust weed from liberal arts college kids. it probably has lsd in it

what if you were Maroon in that party with Goldie and Aubergine, what would you do

FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)21:29 No. 668759 ID: a6f913
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>>668756
id say. hey guys. lets just dance and not have an issue. also aubergine has a sad backstory and difficutlty forming healthy realtionships so its fine

and goldie would go oh that seems reasonable and aubergine woudl eb like thats true!! i have subpar interpersonal skills, which has adverse effects on my relationships

then we dance

Grab your friends and do the mosh Burger!

No literally grab your friends in the torso and start dancing using your superhuman strength!

do a pirouette fast enough to achieve liftoff

Fractal: Stop being drunk

listen to knife party unironically

FRACTAL 2015/09/09(Wed)22:10 No. 668766 ID: a6f913
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>listen to knife party unironically

did yoy know knife party is on one of my paris/loretta mixes. unironically

thsi ic an do

Rip the top half of your skull out of your head using your bear hands

That come from a genetically augmented bear

that's still alive

But you have a goatee now. You supposed to become the EVIL OVErLOrD.

would you hug rusty

Tits

Throw a party

how slick a move can you bust on the dance floor!

Obtain koala(s)

Shave either the left or right side of your body.

Actually, let me expand on that last one. Shave half your body whilst still on the dance floor. In addition, invite pets to the dance floor. One of the funniest dance floor things I've seen is in Sims 2, where if you bring your pet to the club, other pets will show up and just STARE at people dancing. They stare at them in a way that people would stare at LiveLeak.

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:03 No. 682005 ID: a6f913
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im drawing with my trackpag because i have a plate of nanchos on my tablet rn. where were we. yes. i was dancing

to new hit single hgotline bling. im sorry. its good. i like it. i dont know what to dtell you

Feel no shame in your dancing. Dance harder than anyone has ever danced. Dance so hard you crack the earth in half.

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:11 No. 682007 ID: a6f913
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i dance so hard that the earth cracks in aahalf and i fall directing into hell, where i belogn

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:11 No. 682008 ID: a6f913
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oh no! satan is there. remember when we had an easetheric blog together and he quit becaise of anon hate. thing are awkward

Grab one half of the earth due to gravitational bull^&*( that atomic scientists don't know @#$% about and smack all your enemies until the other half breaks.

Is that their dick just flopping about in the open? Lend them your underwear. I'm young and impressionable and can't be witness to things like that.

did u make satan a cis

hotline bling remix ft fractal and goldie

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:19 No. 682015 ID: a6f913
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>>682013
satan is satan he cant be cis. foolishness

>>682010
no my undies are calvin klien. endure dong

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:20 No. 682016 ID: a6f913
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>>682014
i hate this

start making out with a clone of yourself. or not making out if you don't want to, but get a clone and party the adequate amount

fight all the assholes who've annoyed you

Consume the most evilest thing and begin ^&*(ting infinitely. Literally.

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:30 No. 682022 ID: a6f913
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THE NACHOS ARE CPME[LTE!!!!! i can draw gor real now. but look at that! it's still shit. incredible

i start 2 make out w my clone, who is here for soem reason, but not befiore makeing it clear that i am not looking for anything seriosu right now. clone agrees. we kiss, tednerly

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:30 No. 682023 ID: a6f913
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one i get done with that im ready to comb ine some suggestions. and to figjt....the most evil asshole

oh my giod! there she is

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:31 No. 682024 ID: a6f913
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its ,my old lady.

"hget a job istead of being gay!!!!" she says

Vomit a rainbow on her.

smack her in the face with your tablet and tell her she's a disappointment. then fart on her.

strangle her with your soul patch

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:47 No. 682029 ID: a6f913
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i hgit her with my tablet.

"GOD" she screech. "THSI WOULDNT HAVE HAPEPEND IF YOUD GONE TO A REAL COOLEGE"

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:47 No. 682030 ID: a6f913
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"its too bad momther," i say, gravely. "but i went tot clown college and now i have a tablet"

thgen i puke on her, but like a gay person. she is defeated, i guess.

"you disappoitnt me!!!" i yell. "you have generally been a bad mom, lkie 90% of hte time"

"I PAID FOR YROUT FOOD INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU STARVE WHEN YOU WERE A LITERALA CHILD WHO I WAS LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO CARE FOR" she say, as if this is like, something to get a medal for. it is not and i dont thave a medal for her. anywa.

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:48 No. 682031 ID: a6f913
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i guess im seeing her bc its hell??? i dont think i want to be in hell anymore. where should i go instead

get a job of being gay and drawing gay. x100 hit combo itll k-o her no chance of missing

hang with gucci doing bodyshots off duncan's abs. introduce gucci to goldie

come join gil for partying

Heard that Pittsburgh is better than hell.
Head to Pittsburgh.

Go to actual hell, which is Some Bar in New Jersey.

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:57 No. 682040 ID: a6f913
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>>682033
this is a good idea. for those unaacqyinted, gucci si my warden from dragon age origins. ncie

>>682034
a perk fo being friends with me is you get to be in my quests. heres gilbert

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:57 No. 682043 ID: a6f913
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gil and i introduce gucci to goldie. they are basically the same person just different kinds of elves. fuck its true that all my ocs are the same

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:57 No. 682044 ID: a6f913
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theyre too gay togetehr and the world ends

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)22:58 No. 682045 ID: a6f913
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im on the outtskirts of existendce. i am alone

whhat do i contemplate

pet a nice cat

Hey cool that's where I live

Let's high-five.

pet the Existential Cat

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)23:06 No. 682053 ID: a6f913
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oh hey apoollo is here. i forget what apollo looks like a littel bit but its fine bc i dont think we're corporeal anyway

also a cat. nice

FRACTAL 2015/11/06(Fri)23:09 No. 682056 ID: a6f913
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anyway ive placed mdyself in a position where i am unwiwling to put in the effort required to set up a hook for thgis update

Fuse Apollo and cat. Ride the wave of nuclear energy into someone else's fictional world.

>>682057
yeah good idea. ride it into whatever you were reading/watching last

I'm pretty sure Apollo has always been a cat anyway.

recreate the universe from scratch. but better this time with cooler physics

>>682056
Find god in the void then punch him in the dick for those fucked-up dick-worm things that kill kids in the amazon
seriously what the fuck

Recreate the world with worse physics and there's magic and fuckin stupid elves or something.

Also trees with alcohol for sap.