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676799 No. 676799 ID: 3009b4

It's time for Nem's short Halloween Quest!

Nem would like to carve a special lantern for Halloween. Under normal circumstances, she wouldn't even know what a Halloween is but this is a one-shot non-canon quest so whatever.

Nem: I can't think this will end well.

Probably not.

Clearly, Nem needs something to carve into a lantern first. What should she use?
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No. 676800 ID: 2a7417

A knife.
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No. 676801 ID: 3009b4

I mean what should she carve. We'll discuss tools next.
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No. 676803 ID: 88960e

A coconut.
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No. 676804 ID: 1f8505

Let's make it the ol' Halloween standby: a pumpkin.
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No. 676809 ID: 3009b4
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676809

PATH SELECTION: COCONUT

Nem will carve a coconut. We hope.

Nem: I beg your pardon, but what the HELL?!

In appropriate coconut carving attire.

Nem: I doubt that highly!

So what shall she use to carve the coconut with?
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No. 676812 ID: 2a7417

A hammer.
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No. 676813 ID: 352351

her face, possibly her horns
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No. 676814 ID: 88960e

A spoon.
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No. 676815 ID: 4a4bab

>>676809
A chainsaw.
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No. 676817 ID: 3009b4
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676817

TOOL SELECTED: HAMMER

Nem: ...

What expression to carve into the coconut?
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No. 676818 ID: e4abe1

>>676817
a :< face
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No. 676819 ID: 2a7417

It's already got one. Just give it some dimples on the cheeks.
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No. 676820 ID: 331cd8

>>676817
your "O" face
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No. 676821 ID: 1f8505

>>676817

Carve the expression used in Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
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No. 676823 ID: dbb0f9

Clearly Nem's current express, simply apply face to coconut.
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No. 676824 ID: 3009b4
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676824

Nem has finished carving her lantern.
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No. 676825 ID: 3009b4
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676825

ALTERNATIVE PATH: PUMPKIN

What tool should Nem use to carve the PUMPKIN?
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No. 676826 ID: e4abe1

>>676825
motherfucking CHAINSAW!
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No. 676827 ID: 331cd8

>>676825
your face
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No. 676828 ID: 89941a

>>676825
Blowtorch
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No. 676829 ID: 1f8505

>>676825

A Henry Rifle.
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No. 676836 ID: 88960e

>>676825
One of those things that will core an apple and leave it in slices.
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No. 676842 ID: 3009b4
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676842

Branching tool selection.

>motherfucking CHAINSAW!

For the mofo CHAINSAW, what face should Nem carve?
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No. 676843 ID: 331cd8

>>676842
slasher grin
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No. 676845 ID: 1f8505

>>676842

A horizontal smirk since that's probably the most you're gonna get from a chainsaw.
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No. 676862 ID: 89941a

>>676842
Use the flat side and "carve" it into pulp.
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No. 676865 ID: 3009b4
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676865

CARVING COMPLETE: Pumpkin, Chainsaw, Psychotic horizontal smirk.

Nem had a complicated accident with the chainsaw that she would prefer not to talk about, but suffice to say Batman is mad at her.

(Next tool path in process)
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No. 676867 ID: 3009b4
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676867

ALTERNATIVE PATH: Tool section of FACE

Nem is concerned.

What design should she attempt to carve into the pumpkin using her FACE (or horns)?
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No. 676868 ID: e4abe1

>>676867
your face
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No. 676869 ID: 1f8505

>>676867

Rodin's The Thinker.
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No. 676872 ID: 331cd8

>>676867
trollface
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No. 676875 ID: 3009b4
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676875

Carving Complete.

I have also wisely decided to colour the pumpkin's innards orange.

So there is no confusion.

Next tool: BLOWTORCH
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No. 676883 ID: 39f669

A blowtorch?
Just cook it and eat it.
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No. 676910 ID: 60aadd

Next item: a PROPANE TANK.
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No. 676911 ID: 2ccbb3

Hook up the blowtorch to a remote control, equip on lantern. You can scare the kiddies by intensifying the heat!

Also, use a Wax Penguin. Encase in metal by freezing the penguin followed by a coating of molten steel followed by a quick nitrogen blast.
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No. 676918 ID: e38635

melt eyeholes
that's how it works right
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No. 676929 ID: dbb0f9

Laser tonfa
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No. 676944 ID: 3009b4
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676944

>Just cook it and eat it.

Squashes take hours in a hot oven to cook and jack-o-lantern pumpkins don't make very good pies.

What kind of face should Nem carve into her pumpkin with the blow torch?
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No. 676948 ID: f80256

>>676944
A vampire squid.
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No. 676949 ID: 1f8505

>>676944

An N for Nem.
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No. 676952 ID: 3009b4
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676952

After a brief incident involving mistaken identity with an unpleasing tall individual Nem has more or less finished her carving.

The victim is the Tall Man from Yahtzee's Chzo mythos, whom I only threw in because Nem dressed as a welder reminded me of The Welder.

Next up: A Henry Rifle.
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No. 676967 ID: 3009b4
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676967

ALTERNATIVE TOOL PATH: Henry Rifle

Nem would like to remind everyone she has not gotten any better at shooting, despite how she's suddenly dressed.

What shall she attempt to carve into the pumpkin?
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No. 676968 ID: 0fc976

a 360 noscope.
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No. 676969 ID: f80256

>>676967
Make a smiley face.

Compensate for your lack of aim by holding the gun right up against the pumpkin.
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No. 676979 ID: 2ccbb3

Switch to a bow. Carve a jar.
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No. 677030 ID: 331cd8

>>676967
her own face
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No. 677042 ID: 3c17ca

>>676967
i don't know, fuck it.
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No. 677396 ID: a107fd

Crosshairs! Three shots, one for the horizontal line, one for the vertical line, one for the dot in the middle (and exit wound on the opposite side).
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No. 677943 ID: 2eeb65

Can you use your horns as a cutting tool?
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No. 678007 ID: 3009b4
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678007

>a 360 noscope.

CARVING COMPLETE?

Nem is not quite sure how this happened while she was spinning around with the rifle, but somehow this happened.
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No. 678010 ID: 331cd8

>>678007
YER A WIZARD NEM
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No. 678054 ID: 025c3c

>CARVING COMPLETE?
N
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No. 678056 ID: 1f8505

>>678007

>CARVING COMPLETE?

Yeah, I think we're good.
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No. 678072 ID: 2ccbb3

Yeah, this happens. But hey, that's an expensive hat, you can sell it on the open market.

Also, MOAR CARVING!!!
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No. 678174 ID: 2eeb65

Carve something lewd
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