Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/30(Fri)13:26 No. 680207 ID: 0fff38
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I'M TALKING ABOUT MUD WRESTLING BITCH!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/30(Fri)13:26 No. 680208 ID: 0fff38
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I think we all know the rules of mud wrestling, same as normal wrestling. you grapple each other, moan erotically, the audience gives you money, then I think you kiss each other?

wait no... I'm thinking of twitch streamers...

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/30(Fri)13:27 No. 680209 ID: 0fff38
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in the red corner, hailing from the Astranian empire, weighing in at 5 heads, make some noise for Ace pilot Asnia Oken!

alright you hairy palmed malignancies, select your character!

you can pick any /quest/ character, the winner is not necessarily the one with the most votes, however

Penji Tozol

>>680209
Ring.

And in the other corner we have... The Nihilim!

Dompag the Ogre joins the brawl!
Fine Hattbox are you happy now

Masha! cutest dog!

Dr. Tory Sinclair

Gnuk 2015/10/30(Fri)14:00 No. 680229 ID: c866b8
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>>680206

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: JOKES ON YOU, FOR I , TIM THE OMNIMANCER, AM ALREADY AMONG THE PUBLIC OF THIS SHOW! AND I AM REALLY EXPECTING SOMETHING GREAT!

AND I AM OK WITH WHOEVER GETS PICKED!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

Dizzy.

>>680211
seconding

Macha.

Nem: "I'VE BET SIX MISSIONS' WORTH OF GOLD ON YOU! RIP HER EARS OFF!!!"

*Ahem*

Nem: "Pardon me."

Polo. Race to the bottom- shortest character wins.

Polo is the best size match.

Ridders mom or Aggeia

Oken vs. Gaiden! (Kirsma from Enemy Quest Gaiden)

It's gotta be Polo. Or maybe CHOP, GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME, BE IT OF THE NORMAL OR MUDDY VARIETY.

Tugma from The Amazing and Wonderful City of Paradise

>>680221
THIS. Go, Dompag!

GG the Warrior from Enemy Quest!

Four arms for maximum grappling!

Nem from Nem's Quest.

>>680253
We're looking for a fight, not a massacre. No Chop.

>>680308
I'm just waiting for the round which features Chop v Rokolo.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)11:19 No. 680346 ID: 0fff38
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in the blue corner, the one, the only, POLOOOOOOOOO

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)11:19 No. 680347 ID: 0fff38
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alright ladies, I want a clean fight.

"we're grappling in mud."

...the rules are simple, you have to either disrobe your opponent, or get a 3 count pinfall.

"I'm getting paid for this, right?"

...you're not very fun, you know that?

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)11:20 No. 680348 ID: 0fff38
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the two competitors take their places in the honorable mud ring. it looks like they're feeling each other out. which one is gonna make the first move? this is going to be a match to watch, folks!

Hit 'er with a left! And a right! And another left! Now take the ball and SCOOOOOOORE! Wait, what was I watching again?

HIT HER WITH AN RKO! RKO!

this is wrestling, not boxing. is all about the grapples.

Asnia, evade and attack from behind! Tear off her shirt while using a grapple throw!

asuna droooooop

Polo: Feint to the left, then grab to the right!

>>680353
RKO RKO RKO!!!

grab shirts, they're easy to hold onto for a throw

and if they rip, that's also good!

Just go for the grapple, Polo. You're actually fighting someone smaller than you for once, so you probably have a strength advantage.

Punch 'er right inna snoot.
Yes, I know this could apply to either of them.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)22:16 No. 680525 ID: 0fff38
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Polo starts with a vicious punch, but unfortunately for her, Oken has the speed advantage!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)22:17 No. 680526 ID: 0fff38
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Oken twists around the Neumono and gets a solid grip! this might be over sooner than we thought.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)22:17 No. 680527 ID: 0fff38
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RKO! RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/10/31(Sat)22:18 No. 680530 ID: 0fff38
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Oken eats shit hard, and Polo takes the advantage! can Polo push this advantage for a win?

Slide down and pull her panties as you grapple her legs! Knock her off balance and pull off her shirt!

>>680527
OH MY GOD! THAT'S JUST BRUTAL! Now slip under her legs and finish this.

>>680530
Polo: grab her by the waistband, and then shove her face-first (or is that tits-first) into the mud, ripping her right out of her shorts.

I hope not. I want a better show than that. Come on Oken crush her instep with your heel.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/02(Mon)23:34 No. 681037 ID: 0fff38
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Polo pushes the advantage. this might be it! can Asnia turn this around?!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/02(Mon)23:34 No. 681038 ID: 0fff38
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oh jeez, that's gotta hurt!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/02(Mon)23:35 No. 681039 ID: 0fff38
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Oken breaks out of the hold with only her dignity spared. Polo looks pretty shaken from the hoof to the jaw, though. whoever can recover first is going to have the advantage.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/02(Mon)23:35 No. 681040 ID: 0fff38
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what's your take on the action tonight, five time world champion mud wrestler Tenerence Thwilliamson?

"thethe girlth are true warriorth, itth a pleathure to thee them in thuch rare form. whoever manageth to take home the win tonight ith truly the greater of two titanth."

wow. that brain tumor... sure fucked you up, huh?

Asnia, this is mud wrestling not boxing!

Follow up with a grapple throw and hold her under the mud for the three-second count!

Polo! She's weakened now, press your advantage! If you can grab both her arms she'll lose no matter what!

Get in close. She can't fight grapples or punches without letting go of her shorts, and if those come off she's done. If you press the advantage and don't let her take another lucky shot, you got this.

Hurry Oken she's down for now, but you can't leave her to recover. You need to hold your shorts up, but I'm going to have to ask you to expose your chest so you have an arm to attack with. You must get some of her clothes loose before she gets up, or your toast.

Polo, do poorly so we see more boobs!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/04(Wed)01:00 No. 681316 ID: 0fff38
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Polo shakes it off, and approaches Oken with intent to expose, but she's looking off balance.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/04(Wed)01:00 No. 681317 ID: 0fff38
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Oken feints to the side and secures her shorts, if only briefly.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/04(Wed)01:00 No. 681318 ID: 0fff38
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Oken gets behind Polo and gets a solid grip on her top. she's really trying to go for that shirt. can she get it off this time?

>>681318
Polo, just deal with it. It's only boobs. Use this as an opportunity to pin the deer and relieve her of her undies.

just...
sorta..
fall over backwards? onto her?

>>681325
Yeah, then casually rip her clothes off, shouldn't even be hard.

Reach your arms down and back to grab her legs before you fall on her. Just to be sure she doesn't dodge.

>>681325
Yeah, we could just fall on her. Oken is apparently one of the few people Polo outmasses.

>>681322
But yes, seriously, sacrifice your top for the chance to finish her. The goal is to win, not to not take a hit.

The enemy gate is down. That's all that matters.

Polo Grab legs

Yes, Polo! For once, you're (slightly) larger than an opponent! And neumono are heavy for their size! Give her the backwards body slam!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/05(Thu)00:36 No. 681506 ID: 0fff38
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there goes the sports bra, now there's a kodak moment! Polo does not look too happy! how's she going to retaliate?

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/05(Thu)00:36 No. 681507 ID: 0fff38
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"oh shiiiii-"

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/05(Thu)00:37 No. 681508 ID: 0fff38
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by god! what a play, ladies and gentlemen! Polo using her weight to pulverize the astranian!

Oken is eliminated by pinfall!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/05(Thu)00:37 No. 681509 ID: 0fff38
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wow, what a match. Polo, you seemed to be the top dog in that match. how did you manage such a decisive victory?

"seriously, I am getting paid for this, right?"

and to your critics, do you have any comments?

"can I get a new shirt, or do I have to walk home topless?"

you heard it here first, folks. we'll return shortly, after a quick commercial break.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/05(Thu)00:38 No. 681510 ID: 0fff38
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updates to resume Friday, see you then!

>>681508

OH MAH GAWD TENERENCE, SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF! STRANNERKIND IS BROKEN IN HALF!

>polo height
Man the announcer is a short dude. That or she's already standing on the winners podium.

>seriously, I am getting paid for this, right?
Someone find some coffee cake in the concessions to placate the champ.

>after these messages
Who's up for the next bout?

>>681510
This is a metaphor for not being able to choose between Kepler and Strauss.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/07(Sat)02:23 No. 682091 ID: 0fff38
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we're live, speaking with the next competitor's manager. thank you for joining us. can you tell us what we're in for tonight?

"OoOoOoOoOoOo yes. a burial is soon to take place, my friends. Elnora will be the Executor of this poor soul's last will and testament... Funeral parlor!"

how about you, Necromancer? do you have anything to say to Elnora's opponent?

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/07(Sat)02:24 No. 682092 ID: 0fff38
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"Rest. In. Peace."

you can choose a new character, or stick with Polo. once again, the option with the most votes may not be the one picked.

Polo again, we're taking her all the way to mudwrestlemania!

Aria (Super Clothing Damage Adventure). I don't think she'll mind.

Necro!!!

Hrrrm...
DEEM! Golem girl versus Catgirl!

New character. TV wouldn't put the same person up for a match over and over, unless you were watching a marathon of their best fights or something. Besides, competitors need a break between bouts, and we got multiverses worth of people to go through.

SaiSai! Catgirl v catgirl.

Deem!

stick with polo

Penji Tozol

>>682158

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/08(Sun)01:43 No. 682366 ID: 0fff38
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facing Elnora, weighing in at an incredible 520 pounds, the magical Golem and semiprofessional dungeon, Deem!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/08(Sun)01:43 No. 682367 ID: 0fff38
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Elnora stays her distance in the beginning. it looks like she might be looking for an opening, Deem seems pretty nonchalant. I hope she knows this is a wrestling match!

Deem is probably just going to control the mud to do the wrestling for her.

The only thing that can repel smugness of that level is an all out attack! Get in there, Elnora!

>>682368
Nah, Deem is just waiting for an opportunity to Rock Bottom Elnora

Elnora, keep in mind your opponent has a ridiculous weight advantage and without using your strength and speed effectively, she can just grab and gravity you into a coma.
Deem, be confident in your inertia but keep yourself stable. expect your opponent to try and take out your center of gravity or bring you off balance so that you can't use your mass effectively.

>I hope she knows this is a wrestling match!
We're here to make mud castles, right?

Earth pulse golemtry, go.

Just summon a bunch of mud golems to pelt Elnora with.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/11(Wed)04:54 No. 683213 ID: 0fff38
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Unfortunately for Deem, this is SpaklCo. brand synthetic mud®!

Spaklco., it's highly toxic!™

not to be slowed, Deem decides to use her mass and go in for a grapple, but Elnora is simply too quick on her feet.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/11(Wed)04:54 No. 683214 ID: 0fff38
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it looks like Elnora's got some tricks of her own! the Feline vanishes from sight completely! Deem's in a tough spot now, Elnora can come in from anywhere!

deem, remember you are the earth, tremor sense!

Jump splash the mud so it sticks to your opponent.

Wait for the moment she strikes and then hit her back, Deem! Cross counter!

Strike the earth!

Powerful punch at the ground, splatter mud in all directions. Invisibility don't work when you get splattered with something.

Deem, put yourself into a corner to reduce the directions your opponent can hit you from.

Kick mud everywhere to try and reveal your opponent.

Wait a second... Look up.

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/14(Sat)05:54 No. 683929 ID: 0fff38
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I... REALLY hope Deem knows this is a mud wrestling match! she just got rid of the fucking mud!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/14(Sat)05:54 No. 683930 ID: 0fff38
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but it looks like Deem found Elnora... or a swamp thing. either way, somebody better be getting piledriven!

Quick Elnora, get some of that mud off you and in her eyes and then pile drive her!

think like a dragoon, jump!

>>683930
All the mud is block enough to look like censorship, making that look much ore lewd than it would otherwise.

>what do
Tackle her while she's off guard and surprised. Once you get stone limbs around her, no amount of cat scratching is gonna make a difference. Go for a sleeper hold!

Send her to rock bottom!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/18(Wed)07:21 No. 684699 ID: 0fff38
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Deem takes the advantage and puts the vice on Elnora!

Sports Drink with Electrolytes 2015/11/18(Wed)07:22 No. 684701 ID: 0fff38
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"hey guys, I'm a heel now!"

MY GOD! Nero has crashed the match in defense of Elnora! what a complete debacle!

>Nero: Play fiddle

>multiple opponents
Uh oh, the whole adventuring party is here! Time to amp this up.

Deem: activate boss mode.

Elnora, pounce while she's vulnerable.

Audience: become outraged at unsportsmanlike cheating

Nero: Choke Elnora with THE FLUFFY FACE FUZZ while suffocating Deem in toxic mud!

>>684701
nero and elnora, be quick and remove Deem's underwear before she recover and goes boss mode!

>>684718
Wait, wouldn't going boss mode destroy her clothing anyway? Or is she wearing hulk pants?

>>684701
Deem: activate Boss Mode.

Rome:Burn

>>684723
It's win-win. Deem crushes her opponents and/or destroys her own outfit.

Someone should do a body slam.