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687519 No. 687519 ID: d4bf06

Disclaimer: i'm having troubles getting back into the updating mood. So i decided to try running a short quest to hopefully get back in the mood! thanks for understanding.


Villain town!

The final destination of my journey!
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No. 687520 ID: defceb

Dropkick the entire town, flattening it and challenging all the villains to combat at the same time.
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No. 687521 ID: 2a7417

Run for mayor of Villain Town.
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No. 687522 ID: d4bf06
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687522

Trained for years in the ancient art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning, i am now ready.

For in this wretched hive of villany and scum lays the person that took away the life of my father.
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No. 687523 ID: d4bf06
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687523

For now it's the time i exact my

REVENGE!
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No. 687524 ID: 3e2cae

Burn the village down!
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No. 687525 ID: 2a7417

>>687524
With the lemons!
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No. 687527 ID: 1a5bfe

You are very selfish. You seek vengeance only for yourself.

You must become an ally of JUSTICE. Seek vengeance for all who were slighted by the citizens of Villain town. Become a JUST man.
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No. 687530 ID: ad936f

Wait so you know a martial art that specializes in chopping peoples' boners in half? That seems impractical.

>>687527
This is a dog eat dog world, you can only afford to look out for yourself and your own. You have to show the world that your family is not to be messed with. Justice is a luxury which will only get in the way of your quest for revenge!

But yeah, arson seems like a good place to start.
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No. 687532 ID: 5ad4a7

Please describe exactly what your martial arts can do.
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No. 687534 ID: d4bf06
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687534

:revMook001: "Ok good. We finished painting the ancient entrance to the town. Now all we need to do is to check if there is enough cows to feed Mook the Giant and then we can take a break!"

:revMook002: "Good. Man, painting that door took forever"
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No. 687536 ID: d4bf06
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687536

>Dropkick the entire town, flattening it and challenging all the villains to combat at the same time.

:RevProt: YAAAAAAAATTA!!!

CRASH!
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No. 687539 ID: d4bf06
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687539

>You are very selfish. You seek vengeance only for yourself. You must become an ally of JUSTICE. Seek vengeance for all who were slighted by the citizens of Villain town. Become a JUST man.

>This is a dog eat dog world, you can only afford to look out for yourself and your own. You have to show the world that your family is not to be messed with. Justice is a luxury which will only get in the way of your quest for revenge!

Justice is by my side already! I am nothing but just a just man!

>Wait so you know a martial art that specializes in chopping peoples' boners in half? That seems impractical.

>Please describe exactly what your martial arts can do.

the ancient art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning isn't something that can be described easily, nor shortly. It relates on precises and elegant strikes against a villain special chi points!

:RevProt: "YOUR FEEBLE AND EVIL DOOR IS NOT MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DROPKICK OF JUSTICE!"

:revMook001: "Who the hell are you?"

:RevProt: "The name given to me by my father before his death is OHGODIVEBEENSTABBEDSTOPASKINGMETONAMETHISFUCKINGCHILDANDCALLAMEDICUUUURGH! but people call me 'OH' and i'm here for..."
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No. 687540 ID: d4bf06
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687540

:RevProt: "REVENGE!"
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No. 687541 ID: 3e2cae

Punch them!
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No. 687542 ID: d4bf06
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687542

>Burn the village down!

>But yeah, arson seems like a good place to start.

:RevProt: "And i shall burn this whole town if it helps taking the bastard that killed my father out of his hiding spot!"

:revMook001: "You want to burn down Villain town? Are you crazy?"

:revMook002: "YEAH! Arson is only on wednesday! Today is Friday you fool! We have a schedule here!"

:revMook001: "Someone should teach you a lesson!"

:revMook002: "YEAH!"

They are clearly evil minions and prepared to fight!
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No. 687555 ID: 3663d3

does your art have techniques for handling two at once? if not then distract one and fight the other.
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No. 687558 ID: 5ad4a7

>>687542
Ok what is Friday then? Explosions?
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No. 687573 ID: 86cfc3

Introduce them to the concept of casual Friday.

By casually beating them to a pulp.
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No. 687582 ID: 3e2cae

Feed them raw oats until their stomachs explode!
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No. 687589 ID: 72bb09

Hold ON! You haven't introduced yourself yet! Neither they, Before some proper fighting, it's polite to at least know each other's name, How could you impart justice if you don't know their names, let alone what they did?
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No. 687593 ID: 8896fc

>Introduce them to the concept of casual Friday.
I think you mean... Casualty Friday
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No. 687607 ID: 2ccbb3

Just for that, you're going the lame-puns route and feeding fried dicks to their daughters.

You're not sure what animal has the slang term "dick" but WHO CARES?

Make them SUFFER. A quick death is the easy warrior's solution - why let them escape this world when you can breed them like pigs and force them to eat their children until they see the insanity of "Villain Town"? Seriously, who razes their own town every Wednesday, that's like the most boring work day of the week!
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No. 687652 ID: 73f4d6

Explain to them that justice runs on its own schedule using the power of interpretive pummeling.
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No. 687692 ID: 6e880d
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687692

>does your art have techniques for handling two at once? if not then distract one and fight the other.

the art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning excels in dealing with any kind of evildoers! No matter the number! I shall be victorious!

>Introduce them to the concept of casual Friday.
>I think you mean... Casualty Friday
>Feed them raw oats until their stomachs explode!
>Make them SUFFER. A quick death is the easy warrior's solution - why let them escape this world when you can breed them like pigs and force them to eat their children until they see the insanity of "Villain Town"?

I shall present these evildoers with a balance meal of FURY, VENGEANCE and JUSTICE!

Hold ON! You haven't introduced yourself yet! Neither they, Before some proper fighting, it's polite to at least know each other's name, How could you impart justice if you don't know their names, let alone what they did?

:RevProt: "VILLAINOUS SCUM! I HAVE INTRODUCED MYSELF PROPERLY! TELL ME YOUR NAMES SO THAT I MAY PROMPTLY FORGET ABOUT THEM RIGHT AFTER I PUMMEL YOU ALL INTO DUST!"

:revMook001: "Uh..."

:revMook001: "My name is Min Ion Uan!"

:revMook002: "And i'm Min Ion Chu!"

:RevProt: "Then, prepare to face the fury of the ancient art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning! Pose of the great Crane that had a bad day and just wants to vent!"
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No. 687693 ID: 6e880d
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687693

:revMook001: "T-that's a really dumb name for a..."

:RevProt: "WATTAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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No. 687694 ID: 6e880d
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687694

:revMook002: "OH GODS I HEARD A FUCKING CRACK!"

:RevProt: "And now it's your turn! Suffer the ancient Fist of the great salmon that realizes that he's late for breeding and hastly goes against the waterfall!!!"

:revMook002: "OH NO, PLEASE!"
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No. 687696 ID: 6e880d
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687696

:RevProt: "SOTEMAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

:revMook002: "Mommy"
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No. 687697 ID: 6e880d
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687697

>Seriously, who razes their own town every Wednesday, that's like the most boring work day of the week!

>Ok what is Friday then? Explosions?

>Explain to them that justice runs on its own schedule using the power of interpretive pummeling.


Oh. I just realized i should have asked what happens on fridays. Might help me deal with these horrid people!

:RevProt: "YOU! Tell me what happens on Friday!"

No answer eh? These people might be thougher than i thought!
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No. 687698 ID: 6e880d
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687698

:REVMookthegiant: "I can tell you!"

:RevProt: "I'd appreciate that, mysterious and menacing voice behind me!"

:REVMookthegiant: "Friday is BOSS RUSH MODE DAY! And i'm the first!"
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No. 687699 ID: 2ccbb3

Aim for the eyes.

Begin your assault by throwing Uan, then circle back and approach his crotch. IGNORE CROTCH and climb on Mook's back, grab his neck and hoist yourself up, doing a handstand on Mook's head. Twist and turn until he surrenders.
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No. 687701 ID: 5ad4a7

>>687698
The bigger they are, the harder they get punched in the dick. But be smart, avoid his slow attacks until you get a good opening.
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No. 687721 ID: 2267f6

I believe that you are well aware of the most ancient form of justice: "Eye for an eye".
Go for the eye, Oh!

>>687701
That's a misconception. His mass and muscle will only accelerate punches. However, inertia is Oh's side.
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No. 687723 ID: 50908f

Inform him that no one is currently sure that there are enough cows to feed him. He should surely go check on that.
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No. 687724 ID: 90f3c0

He size makes him an ideal target for your headbutt technique. Apply forehead directly to crotch.
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No. 687726 ID: 86cfc3

>>687698
Use the technique of the startled honey badger when he discovers a large bear has approached it from behind.
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No. 687758 ID: 3b7375

Ah cool, That means we don't have to look for them.
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No. 687875 ID: bda34c
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687875

>Use the technique of the startled honey badger when he discovers a large bear has approached it from behind.

But that's a technique from the ancient school of the stacked and short but fierce punches of hatred! I wasn't allowed to learn that during my training!

:REVMookthegiant: "Now, please stand still so that i can punch your head away!"

>But be smart, avoid his slow attacks until you get a good opening.

>That's a misconception. His mass and muscle will only accelerate punches. However, inertia is Oh's side.

:RevProt: "So. I can't not notice that it's taking a long time for you to throw that punch."

:REVMookthegiant: "It takes a while to aim when you lack depth perception!"

:RevProt: "I see. I apologize for my rudeness."
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No. 687876 ID: bda34c
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687876

>Inform him that no one is currently sure that there are enough cows to feed him. He should surely go check on that.

:RevProt: "I heard from the two previous evil minions that there might be a lack of cows for your next meal."

:RevProt: "Allow me to help with that"

:RevProt: "Through the sacred CHARGE OF THE DALTONIC BULL THROUGH A FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPRING!"
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No. 687878 ID: bda34c
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687878

>He size makes him an ideal target for your headbutt technique. Apply forehead directly to crotch.

>Aim for the eyes.

>I believe that you are well aware of the most ancient form of justice: "Eye for an eye". Go for the eye, Oh!

I attack his clear weak point. His one eyed snake! Source of evil's evil!
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No. 687879 ID: bda34c
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687879

:REVMookthegiant: "I... is that all you got? That b-b-barely tickled!"

Curses! This villain is stronger than i thought!
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No. 687880 ID: 2ccbb3

Use the Payload of the Leaping Star-Fingered Toad's Skin-Flavored Burden!

Jump in the air and perform multiple quick strikes to Mook's eye-socket!
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No. 687881 ID: 88960e

>>687879
Now break his face. He can't block, and it's already half broken.
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No. 687885 ID: 5ad4a7

>>687879
He's covering his weak point! WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW, HERO?

Try taunting him, maybe he'll expose himself again. Or maybe you can de-pants him or give him a wedgie to finish him off.
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No. 687898 ID: 3e2cae

Switch his eyepatch over to his good eye, blinding him.
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No. 687954 ID: 50908f

Realize his head is shaped a bit like the head of a penis. I'm sure you'll know what to do from there.
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No. 688021 ID: 7fe30f
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688021

>Realize his head is shaped a bit like the head of a penis. I'm sure you'll know what to do from there.

Visualization is the key to success!

>Now break his face. He can't block, and it's already half broken.

>Switch his eyepatch over to his good eye, blinding him.

>Jump in the air and perform multiple quick strikes to Mook's eye-socket!

:RevProt: "TASTE THE FURY OF THE POWERFUL BEAR SLAP THAT HUNTS THE SALMON BUT HE FALLS IN THE WATER AND FLAILS PATHETICALLY!"

:RevProt: "SHUUUUUUUSHA!"
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No. 688022 ID: 7fe30f
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688022

:REVMookthegiant: "... You... YOU MONSTER! You switched my cool eyepatch! MY SECRET!"

:RevProt: "Wait... You can see from both eyes?"

:REVMookthegiant: "YES!"

:RevProt: "Then why do you wear a eyepatch..."

:REVMookthegiant: "S-SHUT UP IT LOOKS COOL!"
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No. 688023 ID: 7fe30f
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688023

:RevProt: "Not really... It's a dumb reason to hamper yourself in combat!"

:REVMookthegiant: "S-s-shut up you don't understand anything! YOU MEANIE!"

Aaaaaaaaaaand there he runs away.

Crying.

I guess that means i win!
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No. 688025 ID: 7fe30f
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688025

Oh well.

Let's see what's next.

I can choose who to fight next:

- "Meshito Na Kagata, master of the elegant style of the swan"

ooooor

- "Service of the Fan, mistress of pain and sideboob"
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No. 688026 ID: 88960e

You'll teach the pain about pain all right.

Go right.
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No. 688027 ID: 3663d3

>>688025
do your attacks have female specific attacks? otherwise it may be trouble.

in which case go for Meshito Na Kagata
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No. 688030 ID: 88e46e

>>688027
You understand vaginas are not invulnerable? It still hurts like hell if you get hit there and they're actually more likely to take internal damage, with no padding from genitalia.
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No. 688031 ID: ad936f

>>688027
Boobs are basically chest testicles.
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No. 688032 ID: 2ccbb3

>>688025
Go Left, fighting against a swan-based enemy might be fun. Going a third route is also fine.

Service Fan sounds like a cliché HORRIFYING TRAP. I mean, this IS Villain Town...
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No. 688137 ID: ca183f

Go straight.
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No. 688184 ID: dada6e

Equip signs
Go left
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No. 688202 ID: 86cfc3

Don't forget to apply Splitting motions that separate the wood that rises to those two pieces of rising wood in front of you.

Never stand a sign to stand.
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No. 688210 ID: 3e2cae

Go right, but deface the signs first.
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No. 688298 ID: c50aa5

Make sure to destroy the signs first, they are clearly evil.
Then, go right. Clearly Service Fan is just a cover name!
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No. 688324 ID: f42924
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688324

>Go straight.

>Go right.

>Then, go right. Clearly Service Fan is just a cover name!

I shall face Service of the Fan, and show her how Pain is nothing compared to the true power of REVENGE!

>Equip signs

Don't forget to apply Splitting motions that separate the wood that rises to those two pieces of rising wood in front of you. Never stand a sign to stand.

>but deface the signs first.

>Make sure to destroy the signs first, they are clearly evil.

Everything in this town is clearly evil and villianous. And true justice does not discriminate about sex, gender, age, and if it is a living thing or an object!

:RevProt: "FACE THE WRATH OF THE ALMOST LITTERAL AXE THAT CUTS DOWN ACTUAL WOOD!"
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No. 688327 ID: f42924
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688327

:Revhiddenboss: "NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! GOOD JOB SEEING THROUGH MY TRAP, HERO!"

:RevProt: "I did what?"
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No. 688329 ID: 2ccbb3

>>688327
Shape the shadow into one big chi point and HIT IT!
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No. 688332 ID: f42924
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688332

:REVHideo: "but now you face the true power of HIDEO the SEEKER! Master of disguise and three time in a row champion of hide and seek!"

:RevProt: "Wait, where were you hiding?"

:REVHideo: "Right under these signs, waiting for a hero to pass by so that i could ambush him!"

:RevProt: "Wait..."

:RevProt: "How long have you been waiting?"

:REVHideo: "SIX WEEKS! And it was almost worth it! but enough chit-chat! FIGHT ME!"
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No. 688336 ID: 5ad4a7

>>688332
Hit all his pressure points!
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No. 688337 ID: 2ccbb3

Grab those stupid "sign-chucks" and jam them STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYES.

Then he'll probably reveal that was a log decoy all along so you'll want to set the nearby houses on fire, smoke him out.
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No. 688339 ID: 86cfc3

Well he sure was hide-o, but I'm not sure staying in one place counts as seeking.

Stick one of those sticks up his ass. And the other up his dick.
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No. 688347 ID: fa8f9d

Take a single step backwards. As soon as he comes at you he will surely pass out or die from not eating/drinking for SIX WEEKS.
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No. 688348 ID: 3009b4

Ask him on a date. Clearly he's just lonely and needs to get out more.
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No. 688355 ID: 3663d3

is he trying to fight you with wood rods? you have been specially trained to fight wood. the fool!
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No. 688368 ID: 13d108

I think it's the time for the strike of the confused dog distressed by red light.
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No. 688390 ID: 3e2cae

Start counting. His instinctive reaction will be to hide again.
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No. 688470 ID: 2f4b71

>>688332
>HIDEO
Put your controller in Port 2.
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No. 688495 ID: 0777f3

Discourage him by informing him we did not in fact see through his trap. We merely are follower of a great hero's code: a code of broken signs and cutting grass for money.
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No. 688698 ID: cf2216
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688698

>Ask him on a date. Clearly he's just lonely and needs to get out more.

JUSTICE SHALL NEVER DATE EVIL! A BOOTYKICKCALL IS ALL IT SHALL GET IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!

>Well he sure was hide-o, but I'm not sure staying in one place counts as seeking.

>Take a single step backwards. As soon as he comes at you he will surely pass out or die from not eating/drinking for SIX WEEKS.

:RevProt: "Six weeks? Are you sure to feel well? That's a lot of time"

:REVHideo: "NYEHEHEHEHEHEH! Six weeks are nothing for a champion like me. Mind over body!"

:RevProt: "Ok, but... Six weeks..."

:REVHideo: "MIND OVER BODY!"

>Discourage him by informing him we did not in fact see through his trap. We merely are follower of a great hero's code: a code of broken signs and cutting grass for money.

:RevProt: "YOUR MIND IS NOT AS STRONG THEN! For you see, i haven't seen through your trap! I just broke those signs because they were in the path of my..."
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No. 688699 ID: cf2216
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688699

:RevProt: "REVENGE!"
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No. 688700 ID: cf2216
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688700

:REVHideo: "By the gods..."
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No. 688702 ID: cf2216
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688702

:REVHideo: "You are just a huge moron"
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No. 688704 ID: cf2216
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688704

:RevProt: "that's rich coming from someon that was using wood against a master of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning. I WILL SHOW YOU HOW WOODS CAN BE DEADLY!"

Where are those signs?

Oh there is one

And there is two

:RevProt: "FACE THE FLYING ATTACKS OF THE PECKERS THAT HEADBUTT THE TRUNK BECAUSE THEY MIGH BE DRUNK BUT THEY STILL NEED TO WORK FOR THEIR FAM..."

Where did he go?
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No. 688706 ID: cf2216
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688706

:REVHideo: "NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! YOU FOOL! YOU TOOK YOUR EYES AWAY FROM ME! AND NOW YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! AND THEN I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!"

Where is he?

And when did this place became crowded with objects?
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No. 688708 ID: 88960e

>>688706
He surrounded a master of destroying wood with mundane objects. It's time to go Zelda on his ass.

Equip signs, do a magic spin. Ultimate tornado of the enraged chicken surrounded by rubbish after being provoked repeatedly!
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No. 688719 ID: 396d2a

One of the pots has a ninja headband. Smash it. Once he reveals that it was a decoy, smash his face.
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No. 688721 ID: 88e46e

Use sign 1 to smash the headband pot. Use sign 2 to smash his face if >>688719 is right.
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No. 688725 ID: 60ee49

>>688719
Codex Justicia approves of this action, brother.
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No. 688726 ID: 2a7417

He's hiding in the cracks on the wall! Throw one of the urns at it.
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No. 688745 ID: 3663d3

just destroy fucking everything
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No. 688831 ID: ca183f

>>688708
This is clearly the best plan.
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No. 688843 ID: 73f4d6

>>688706
he is clearly not in the pot with a headband, so use it to smash some barrels up.
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No. 688900 ID: 9c1b56
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688900

>He surrounded a master of destroying wood with mundane objects. It's time to go Zelda on his ass.

>Equip signs, do a magic spin. Ultimate tornado of the enraged chicken surrounded by rubbish after being provoked repeatedly!

>One of the pots has a ninja headband. Smash it. Once he reveals that it was a decoy, smash his face.

>Use sign 1 to smash the headband pot. Use sign 2 to smash his face if >>688719 is right.

>Codex Justicia approves of this action, brother.

>He's hiding in the cracks on the wall! Throw one of the urns at it.

>just destroy fucking everything

>he is clearly not in the pot with a headband, so use it to smash some barrels up.

Right! Only one way to deal with this!

I grab the signs and SMASH EVERYTHING!

He won't be able to hide when there is nowhere to hide!
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No. 688901 ID: 9c1b56
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688901

:REVHideo: "H...how did you know i was h-hiding inside the s-s-sign..."
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No. 688902 ID: 9c1b56
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688902

:RevProt: "I didn't"

:REVHideo: "oh no"
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No. 688903 ID: 9c1b56
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688903

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No. 688904 ID: 9c1b56
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688904

Another boss defeated.

Onto the next one.

Wait, which one did i choose? Where were they?
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No. 688905 ID: 9c1b56
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688905

:RevProt: "OUCH!"
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No. 688906 ID: 9c1b56
File 145020048578.jpg - (93.85KB , 600x750 , REV038.jpg )
688906

:RevFanService: "First blood is mine, hero~"
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No. 688908 ID: 88e46e

"Honestly, it was probably mine with how hard I kicked that weird guy's junk. So I assume you've found some way to make your projectile fans unbreakable or replace them when I snap them?"
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No. 688913 ID: 3009b4

OK, ask her flat out if she's got a penis. 'Cause you'll need to figure out Plan B if she doesn't.
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No. 688914 ID: 2ccbb3

>>688913
Don't worry, studies show that stabbing a woman in the crotch does MORE damage because of the advanced nerve system designed for better sensation

so if you hit her chi point she'll suffer less damage but feel more PAIN
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No. 688916 ID: 60ee49

Imply that you have expected far more from her title than you have received.

>>688913
Cunt punt is as effective as crushing the testicles. No need for a change in strategy.
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No. 688917 ID: 945fb0

>"Service of the Fan, mistress of pain and sideboob"
Am seeing a distinct lack of sideboob. Imposter maybe?
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No. 688919 ID: 88960e

>>688906
"Last blood is the only blood that matters."
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No. 688930 ID: e4abe1

>Service of the Fan, mistress of pain and sideboob
I see NO SIDE BOOBS! She is a FAKE!
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No. 688983 ID: 86cfc3

>>688917
>>688930
Obviously the signs were lying. We did confirm they were evil tricks.
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No. 689015 ID: 3e2cae

Challenge her to a beauty contest!
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No. 689122 ID: d91d68
File 145028391870.jpg - (124.38KB , 850x600 , REV039.jpg )
689122

>"Honestly, it was probably mine with how hard I kicked that weird guy's junk. So I assume you've found some way to make your projectile fans unbreakable or replace them when I snap them?"

>"Last blood is the only blood that matters."

:RevProt: "Merely a scratch! Victory shall me mine!"

:RevFanService: "Bold words, coming from a bleeding man~"

>Imply that you have expected far more from her title than you have received.

>Am seeing a distinct lack of sideboob. Imposter maybe?

>I see NO SIDE BOOBS! She is a FAKE!

>Obviously the signs were lying. We did confirm they were evil tricks.

:RevProt: "Words coming from a man that sees through your disguise, imposter!!!"

:RevFanService: "What?"

:RevProt: "Do you think i would have not notice the lack of sideboob? You must be just a decoy or just another obstacle to slow me down!"
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No. 689123 ID: d91d68
File 145028405514.jpg - (70.11KB , 520x800 , REV040.jpg )
689123

>OK, ask her flat out if she's got a penis. 'Cause you'll need to figure out Plan B if she doesn't.

>so if you hit her chi point she'll suffer less damage but feel more PAIN

:RevProt: "I SHALL DISPOSE OF YOU IMMEDIATELY! PUNCH OF THE NOT SO EARLY BIRD THAT STILL GOT THE WORM BECAUSE IT FORGOT THAT IT WAS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!!!"
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No. 689124 ID: d91d68
File 145028419767.jpg - (67.78KB , 700x600 , REV041.jpg )
689124

:RevProt: "UH!"

:RevFanService: "Hahahahah~!"
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No. 689125 ID: d91d68
File 145028422235.jpg - (70.26KB , 750x750 , REV042.jpg )
689125

:RevProt: "ARGH!"
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No. 689126 ID: d91d68
File 145028441849.jpg - (95.86KB , 580x750 , REV043.jpg )
689126

:RevFanService: "Happy now, hero? I am indeed the true Service of the Fan~"

So the signs weren't lying!

:RevFanService: "I'm the indiscussed beauty of this town! No one can lay an hand on me thanks to my enticing body and perfect shapes!"
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No. 689127 ID: d91d68
File 145028459017.jpg - (64.18KB , 750x600 , REV044.jpg )
689127

>Challenge her to a beauty contest!

:RevProt: "So you think your body is the best? I shall defeat you in your own speciality! I challenge you to a fanservice contest!"

:RevFanService: "I... Uh... are you serious?"

:RevProt: "YES!"

:RevFanService: "Fine then, show me what you got~"

Wait... why did i do that? What am i doing?
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No. 689128 ID: 2ccbb3

Now you RIP HER FACE OFF
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No. 689131 ID: e0e3fe

Yes, rip off her face and wear it on your own.
>>
No. 689132 ID: 3663d3

and we are the only fans around. i say OH wins.
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No. 689134 ID: 60ee49

Reveal your perfectly sculpted upper body, obscured by your traditional clothes, and show her that true beauty comes from effort and disciplined life, not from genetic lottery.
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No. 689141 ID: fa8f9d

Reveal self to be just as unattractive female.
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No. 689147 ID: 88960e

>>689127
Bust out of your shirt and pose.

When she falls over laughing, or attempts her own pose, bunch her in the faces.

The ravages of time wear down the curves of a particularly pleasing coastline!
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No. 689148 ID: 740428
File 145029320744.jpg - (33.89KB , 358x300 , zlndr.jpg )
689148

You know what you must do.
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No. 689194 ID: 91ee5f

>>689148
Yes! Do the Zoolander face!

(This honestly made me laugh more than it should have! XD)
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No. 689220 ID: 3e2cae

>>689134
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No. 689224 ID: 2eeb65

>>689134
This.

Fanservice vs MANservice
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No. 689282 ID: 8d3eb0

>>689148
This is the only real option
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No. 689310 ID: 91ee5f

>>689134
>>689148
Let's do both of these together! XD
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No. 689484 ID: 13731a
File 145047408510.jpg - (54.53KB , 600x700 , REV045.jpg )
689484

:RevFanService: "Come on, hero~. What is wrong?"

:RevProt: "..."
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No. 689485 ID: 13731a
File 145047428375.jpg - (57.62KB , 550x800 , REV046.jpg )
689485

>Reveal your perfectly sculpted upper body, obscured by your traditional clothes, and show her that true beauty comes from effort and disciplined life, not from genetic lottery.

>Bust out of your shirt and pose.

>You know what you must do.

>Yes! Do the Zoolander face!

>Fanservice vs MANservice

>This is the only real option

>Let's do both of these together! XD

:RevFanService: "..."

:RevFanService: "Uh..."

:RevFanService: "How?"

:RevProt: "Justice and REVENGE have toned my body and spirit beyond any possible imagination."

:RevFanService: "Uuuuuh"

She's distracted! It's my time to strike!
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No. 689486 ID: 13731a
File 145047436894.jpg - (70.87KB , 600x800 , REV047.jpg )
689486

:RevProt: "YOU ARE WIDE OPEN! FEEL THE STRIKE OF THE HAPPY OTTER THAT SMASHES THE CLAM WITH THEIR FAVOURITE ROCK!"
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No. 689487 ID: 13731a
File 145047447521.jpg - (71.52KB , 800x620 , REV048.jpg )
689487

:RevProt: "WIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

:RevFanService: "KYAAAAAAA!"

*thump*

:RevFanService: "W-what a man..."

Another boss defeated!
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No. 689488 ID: 13731a
File 145047455183.jpg - (52.62KB , 940x600 , REV049.jpg )
689488

It seems i managed to get through the whole town now.

Right behind this door lies the monster that killed my father!
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No. 689489 ID: 5ad4a7

>>689488
Kick the door in. DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!
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No. 689493 ID: 2ccbb3

Please stomp on Service Fan until she stops twitching.

Then find an alternate entrance and STAB THE @#$% OUT OF THE FINAL BOSS!

He WILL play dirty, so be smart and take him out with the HUNGRY RAT WHO NEEDS TO KILL A BABY KITTEN FOR HIS SWEET MEAL OF HONEYED CHEESE move!
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No. 689495 ID: 86cfc3

>>689487
And to think, normally her clothes being destroyed works to her advantage! She's totally throwing herself at him when this is over, right.

>It seems i managed to get through the whole town now.
Wait, no! You didn't deal with Meshito Na Kagata! Double back, and take the left hand path from the back. Kick the boss you skipped in the balls from behind.

Then we can go forward and deal with the final boss. Revenge demands you take all the routes.
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No. 689496 ID: 3e2cae

It's a mirror. You were the monster all along.
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No. 689504 ID: 5ea852

>>689495
This is good advice. No one needs an avoidable double boss fight.
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No. 689669 ID: 024512
File 145064002077.jpg - (73.50KB , 600x630 , REV050.jpg )
689669

>Please stomp on Service Fan until she stops twitching.

She has been dealt with.

>Wait, no! You didn't deal with Meshito Na Kagata! Double back, and take the left hand path from the back. Kick the boss you skipped in the balls from behind.

>This is good advice. No one needs an avoidable double boss fight.

Mmmh right!

:RevProt: "BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY ATTACK!

:REVMeshito: "Meep!"

Ok. that's taken care of.
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No. 689670 ID: 024512
File 145064012734.jpg - (58.11KB , 600x600 , REV051.jpg )
689670

>Kick the door in. DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!

>Then find an alternate entrance and STAB THE @#$% OUT OF THE FINAL BOSS!

>Then we can go forward and deal with the final boss. Revenge demands you take all the routes.

:RevProt: "WAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! FACE ME VILLAIN! I SHALL HAVE MY..."
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No. 689671 ID: 024512
File 145064020853.jpg - (59.06KB , 800x630 , REV052.jpg )
689671

>It's a mirror. You were the monster all along.

:RevProt: "..revenge..."

There is only a mirror in this empty giant house.

And it reflects my face.

my own face, twisted into an evil and angry grimace...
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No. 689672 ID: 024512
File 145064030318.jpg - (67.92KB , 600x750 , REV053.jpg )
689672

W-what has happened to me...

Have i became the villain?

Was my thirst for revenge so strong that it clouded my own judgment?

How could have this happened.

Maybe the real revenge was the bosses i killed along the w
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No. 689673 ID: 024512
File 145064034399.jpg - (67.97KB , 700x700 , REV054.jpg )
689673

:REVantagonist: "YAH!"

:RevProt: "OUCH!"
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No. 689674 ID: 024512
File 145064043067.jpg - (111.73KB , 650x850 , REV055.jpg )
689674

:REVantagonist: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WE FINALLY MEET AT LAST...



...BROTHER!"

Ok... this kinda make more sense...
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No. 689675 ID: 741634

Wait, if you're my twin how the fuck did you stab our father when we were both newborn infants?
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No. 689676 ID: 3e2cae

Don't try to attack him, he'll block all your attacks. Start punching yourself. He'll feel every blow because of your twin connection. Beat yourself to within an inch of your life!
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No. 689677 ID: 5ad4a7

>>689674
Kick him in the dick.
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No. 689678 ID: 2ccbb3

Your revenge is stupid.

Your pursuit is ALL THAT HAS EVER MATTERED.

Your masters BRED YOU FOR WAR and PROGRAMMED YOUR MIND. They made this REJECT murder your father to give you a REASON to HATE that DIDN'T POINT YOU AT THEM.

But at least because of Land Master Steve, you have the skill needed to get past today.

HEYOH BULLET FIST!

NO @#$%ING ANIMALS

1. AFTERSHOCK WINDWAVE of the LONG PELLET that was SHOT from a BIGOTED FATASS FATHER!
2. SONIC BOOM of the MANY PELLETS that were EXPLODED from the barrel of a MUTUALLY-KILLING WORN-OUT SHOTGUN!
3. ULTIMATE ANTI-BIOLOGICAL SKILL! HOLLOW... FIST!
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No. 689679 ID: 3663d3

time for the ultimate battle. unleash your KI and power up.
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No. 689680 ID: 86cfc3

>>689674
You know what you must do. You have no brother. (...but by the time this battle is over you might have a sister).

Strike your own weak spot! As you know yourself, so do you know your opponent!

To begin the fight: kick the empty mirror frame in front of you as hard as you can, so the frame spins forward to simultaneously smash him in the shin and back of the head. As you spit the wood, so shall the wood split him.
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No. 689684 ID: e4abe1

>>689675
yes, ask him that!
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No. 689697 ID: 5ea852

>>689684
Thirded.

And be strangely conflicted about kinslaying. Yes, he killed your father, but will you be the same as he is if you kill him? Consult your dojo's code on the issue.
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No. 689808 ID: d080ed
File 145073218876.jpg - (364.44KB , 600x2523 , REV057.jpg )
689808

>Wait, if you're my twin how the fuck did you stab our father when we were both newborn infants?

>yes, ask him that!

>Thirded.


:RevProt: "How is this possible? Our father was killed when i was a newborn! How did you kill him?"

:REVantagonist: "With a knife!"

:RevProt: "OF COURSE!"
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No. 689809 ID: d080ed
File 145073245199.jpg - (50.36KB , 600x740 , REV058.jpg )
689809

>Kick him in the dick.

>Your revenge is stupid.

>Your pursuit is ALL THAT HAS EVER MATTERED.

>You know what you must do. You have no brother. (...but by the time this battle is over you might have a sister).

>And be strangely conflicted about kinslaying. Yes, he killed your father, but will you be the same as he is if you kill him? Consult your dojo's code on the issue.


Truly this is what i prepared for! To take REVENGE for the death of my father.

But...


But...

...will i be able to raise my own fist and martial arts against my own blood? Will i be ok to become a fratricide?
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No. 689810 ID: d080ed
File 145073247935.jpg - (58.93KB , 600x740 , REV059.jpg )
689810

...

Yes.

Definitively yes.
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No. 689811 ID: d080ed
File 145073265427.jpg - (63.74KB , 600x800 , REV060.jpg )
689811

>time for the ultimate battle. unleash your KI and power up.

>3. ULTIMATE ANTI-BIOLOGICAL SKILL! HOLLOW... FIST!

>Strike your own weak spot! As you know yourself, so do you know your opponent!

>Don't try to attack him, he'll block all your attacks. Start punching yourself. He'll feel every blow because of your twin connection. Beat yourself to within an inch of your life!

:RevProt: "TAKE THIS! WAAAAAAAOUCH!"

:REVantagonist: "..."

:REVantagonist: "What the hell are you doing?"

:RevProt: "I hit myself so that you will feel the pain through our twin connection!"

:REVantagonist: "..."

:REVantagonist: "I am ashamed to share your same DNA..."

Ok, that didn't work

Also it hurts like hell...

what's the plan now?
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No. 689812 ID: 88e46e

"And I'm ashamed of your facial hair but you don't see me being rude."
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No. 689813 ID: 3663d3

channel pain and rage together for ultimate attack.
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No. 689814 ID: 5ad4a7

>>689811
Remove knife, use on brother. Poetic justice.
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No. 689816 ID: 3e2cae

The cock ruse... was a distaction!
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No. 689819 ID: 5ea852

Shave his moustache off with the knife. Then incorporate the weapon into your fighting style.
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No. 689821 ID: f56624

Strap knife to shoe, kick brother in dick with knife-shoe
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No. 689825 ID: 977a6a

>>689811
...I did not mean that quite so literally.
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No. 689860 ID: 0777f3

Tell him he's just mad dad gave you all the dominant genes.
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No. 689873 ID: 2ccbb3

... Wait a minute.

The baby that was holding a knife had beard stubble. The baby that stabbed your father HAD NO BEARD STUBBLE.

... Were you BOTH murder compatriots all along?
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No. 689891 ID: 5ad4a7

>>689814
Wait wait, let me try that again.

Take your brother's knife
Stab it deep into his heart
Poetic justice
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No. 689917 ID: 1471dc
File 145081213680.jpg - (65.88KB , 800x505 , REV061.jpg )
689917

>"And I'm ashamed of your facial hair but you don't see me being rude."

>Tell him he's just mad dad gave you all the dominant genes.

:RevProt: "WELL AT LEAST MY DNA DOESN'T LOOK STUPID!"

:REVantagonist: "..."

>The cock ruse... was a distaction!

>Remove knife, use on brother. Poetic justice.

>Take your brother's knife

:RevProt: "For my plan was to distrac all along! Now face the wrath of the KNIFE-KICK OF POETIC JUSTICE!"
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No. 689918 ID: 1471dc
File 145081217309.jpg - (72.05KB , 800x448 , REV062.jpg )
689918

:RevProt: "WHAT!"

:REVantagonist: "Tch!"
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No. 689919 ID: 1471dc
File 145081223140.jpg - (68.70KB , 700x800 , REV063.jpg )
689919

:REVantagonist: "PATHETIC!"

:RevProt: "URFGH!"

:REVantagonist: "I am the SUPERIOR TWIN!"
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No. 689920 ID: 1471dc
File 145081233207.jpg - (63.87KB , 710x600 , REV064.jpg )
689920

He's strong...

Really strong...

Way too strong...

I can't defeat him like this...

What would i do, Master of Land Steve?

Only your wisdom would save me from this situation...
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No. 689921 ID: 1471dc
File 145081235828.jpg - (70.69KB , 800x500 , REV065.jpg )
689921

...

But of course!

Thanks, master!
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No. 689922 ID: 1471dc
File 145081240821.jpg - (55.49KB , 600x650 , REV066.jpg )
689922

>Kick him in the dick.

I will end this, once and for all!
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No. 689923 ID: 1471dc
File 145081255919.jpg - (126.59KB , 950x900 , REV067.jpg )
689923

>channel pain and rage together for ultimate attack.

:REVantagonist: "DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORD, BROTHER?"

:RevProt: "I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, MONSTER!"

:REVantagonist: "SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF, YOU LOUSY WEAKLING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

It's time.

The final showdown.

Time to unleash my final attack...


time to unleash ________________________
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No. 689924 ID: 3009b4

Go run back, grab Service of the Fan, throw her at your evil twin. He might be using some sort of cup, but throwing a naked woman at him should take care of that.
>>
No. 689925 ID: 88960e

Monkey peels the banana only to be displeased by rotten contents and smashes over-ripe fruit into paste!
>>
No. 689926 ID: 2a7417

Leaping Dragon, Flying Nippletwister!
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No. 689927 ID: 2ccbb3

Time to unleash A Simple Wizard Fist!
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No. 689932 ID: 08bd1e

>>689923
special power: ass blaster! nobody expects an attack from the rear!
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No. 689941 ID: 5ea852

The seal miraculously, yet gracelessly escapes the maw of the killer whale in mid-air, only to be confronted by the polar bear on a block of floating ice with the killer whale still in determined pursuit.
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No. 690041 ID: f0e552

FIST OF THE TEN THOUSAND YEAR KANGAROO IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF CELESTIAL INTERVENTION, JUDGEMENT AND JUSTICE WHILE ALSO EMPOWERED WITH THE EMOTION OF A THOUSAND SUNS, QUASARS, PLANETS, MOONS AND OTHER MINORITY SPACE OBJECTS (bless their soul) AND THE SPIRIT OF EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE BUSTER MISSILE BEAM REDUX TIMES TEN

Often shortened to the Fist of Justice, Emotion and Spirit. In any order.
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No. 690042 ID: 3e2cae

If it's time for the final showdown, then it's time to hit him with the Fist of [the entire lyrics of lemondemon's "Ultimate Showdown" song]
The song will get stuck in his head, crippling him.
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No. 690044 ID: 8896fc

Use "The fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching", the technique that has been folded upon itself seven times by master punchsmiths until it is unbreakable!
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No. 690057 ID: 91ee5f

THE FIST OF THE FLAMING FALCON!!!!!

Which is often shortened to: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
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No. 690058 ID: c45b7e

>>689923
This wasnt even your real power level, or hitpoints!

This was a ruse, and that damage done was to your PRE hitpoints! HAHAHAHA
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No. 690094 ID: 3e2cae

Reveal to him that this whole time you've been fighting with your non-dominant hand.
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No. 690315 ID: c81f24
File 145107937721.jpg - (65.82KB , 800x560 , REV068.jpg )
690315

:REVantagonist: "YOU WILL NEVER WIN! YOU ARE WEAK AND PATHETIC!"
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No. 690316 ID: c81f24
File 145107940463.jpg - (47.79KB , 800x545 , REV069.jpg )
690316

:RevProt: "Enough!"
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No. 690317 ID: c81f24
File 145107958734.jpg - (82.92KB , 600x750 , REV070.jpg )
690317

>Time to unleash A Simple Wizard Fist!

>FIST OF THE TEN THOUSAND YEAR KANGAROO IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF CELESTIAL INTERVENTION, JUDGEMENT AND JUSTICE WHILE ALSO EMPOWERED WITH THE EMOTION OF A THOUSAND SUNS, QUASARS, PLANETS, MOONS AND OTHER MINORITY SPACE OBJECTS (bless their soul) AND THE SPIRIT OF EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE BUSTER MISSILE BEAM REDUX TIMES TEN Often shortened to the Fist of Justice, Emotion and Spirit. In any order.

>If it's time for the final showdown, then it's time to hit him with the Fist of [the entire lyrics of lemondemon's "Ultimate Showdown" song] The song will get stuck in his head, crippling him.

>Use "The fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching with the fist of the man punching", the technique that has been folded upon itself seven times by master punchsmiths until it is unbreakable!

>THE FIST OF THE FLAMING FALCON!!!!! Which is often shortened to: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

>This wasnt even your real power level, or hitpoints!

>Reveal to him that this whole time you've been fighting with your non-dominant hand.

:RevProt: "You might be stronger, but i have something you don't have! A revenge to get! I trained my entire life for this. And now, you shall see the final secret art of the Splitting motions that separate the wood that rise in the morning!"

:RevProt: "THE FIST"
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No. 690318 ID: c81f24
File 145107967516.jpg - (56.16KB , 750x600 , REV071.jpg )
690318

:REVBILLY: "And that what happened, uncle Oh? Please continue the story i wanna know!"


:RevProt: "There is no need for that"

:REVBILLY: "But i wanna know what happened to papa's crotch!"
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No. 690319 ID: c81f24
File 145107969491.jpg - (146.54KB , 750x600 , REV072.jpg )
690319

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No. 690320 ID: c81f24
File 145107970875.jpg - (142.67KB , 750x600 , REV073.jpg )
690320

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No. 690321 ID: c81f24
File 145107973208.jpg - (131.66KB , 750x600 , REV074.jpg )
690321

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No. 690322 ID: c81f24
File 145107976316.jpg - (131.87KB , 750x600 , REV075.jpg )
690322

:RevProt: "That's what happened."
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No. 690323 ID: 2ccbb3

... Punch nonexistent kid, you're rambling again.
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No. 690324 ID: c81f24
File 145107989313.jpg - (45.97KB , 600x740 , REV076.jpg )
690324

:REVantagonist: *Cough*

:REVantagonist: *Cough*

:REVantagonist: "You... you might have won... brother..."

:REVantagonist: "But... tell me brother... do you feel satisfied? Do you feel happy about having spilled your own blood and destroyed the remaining of your family?"

:REVantagonist: "Do you... think... this entire arc of violence was... worth?"

:RevProt: "..."
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No. 690325 ID: 2ccbb3

Oh wait, just punch nonexistent kid back into existence. As a girl this time.
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No. 690326 ID: c81f24
File 145107996153.jpg - (98.51KB , 800x600 , REV077.jpg )
690326

:RevProt: "Yeah. I feel pretty good now!"
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No. 690327 ID: c81f24
File 145107998161.png - (38.60KB , 700x770 , REV Ending credit.png )
690327

THE END
>>
No. 690328 ID: 2ccbb3

Now punch yourself into FrogQuest!
>>
No. 690329 ID: d4a2dc

Punch/Punch, would punch again.
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No. 690330 ID: 977a6a

>Do you feel happy about having spilled your own blood and destroyed the remaining of your family?
Hey, so long as one set of family jewels survived, we're good.

>>690327
Yes, but who played the babies in the flashbacks. Or the nurse / mother / whoeverthatwasholdingthebabiesbeforethefather. Or the father.
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No. 690336 ID: c81f24

>>690330
CGI twilight babies. The reviewers pointed out that the whole flashback looked rather forced and badly executed but fuck them
>>
No. 690346 ID: 5ea852

The movie delved into themes of multiple timelines that influence each other. It is possible that it becomes a cult classic on that alone. Worse movies have.
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No. 690364 ID: 17debe

I loved Patric Rob Tagonist's Acting, He really got into the character.
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No. 690377 ID: 5ad4a7

>>690326
MISSION COMPLETE
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No. 690390 ID: ad936f

>>690330
It took decades to complete this production, because the babies were actually played by Patric Rob Tagonist back when he was a baby.
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