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696962 No. 696962 ID: dcf347

HEY SUCKERS YOU KNOW WHAT WEEK IS THIS?

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK!

MEANS IT'S TIME TO BE THE A SMALL GREEN MEANIE PIECE OF SHIT!

BEST WEEK!

Expand all images
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No. 696963 ID: dcf347
File 145375045863.jpg - (33.55KB , 640x480 , MFGW01.jpg )
696963

BUT!

SO!

I KINDA AM A SMALL GREEN MEANIE PIECE OF SHIT ALL YEAR ANYWAY.

I GOTTA UP MY GAME THIS WEEK.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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No. 696964 ID: 665ed8

Become the goblin god of anarchy
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No. 696965 ID: 6cb462

Lets wipe out humanity, it's time for the goblin race to rise as the dominate species.
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No. 696966 ID: 8b36f8

Look for a nearby castle
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No. 696967 ID: 3663d3

clearly you must get the other goblins together to make a mecha goblin and be a huge green meanie piece of shit!
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No. 696968 ID: f56aab

Learn to walk on stilts, so you can be a tall green mean piece of shit this week.
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No. 696970 ID: dcf347
File 145375161717.jpg - (40.60KB , 640x400 , MFGW002.jpg )
696970

YESSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS
I'LL BE THE BEST GODDESS OF CHAOS AND ANARCHY

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No. 696972 ID: dcf347
File 145375172023.jpg - (31.52KB , 640x400 , MFGW003.jpg )
696972

ON SECOND THOUGHT... THAT'S A LOT OF WORK, AND BEING A GODDESS MEANS I GOTTA LISTEN TO WHINY LITTLE SHITS PRAYING FOR THINGS.

I'LL SETTLE FOR THE GIANT MECHA.

I BET I CAN GET ENOUGH GOBLINS TO BUILD IT

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No. 696974 ID: dcf347
File 145375179119.jpg - (41.42KB , 640x369 , MFGW004.jpg )
696974

HEY OLD COOT! I NEED TO LOOK FOR A CASTLE SO I CAN GET MYSELF A MECHA. KNOW ANY GOBLIN THAT ARE FREE TO HELP?
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No. 696976 ID: 2ccbb3

You do realize you're talking to a random old guy on the street?

Punch him in the face and jump on his head, steal his stuff while he writhes and shakes in agony.
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No. 696977 ID: dcf347
File 145375207620.jpg - (39.42KB , 580x480 , MFGW005.jpg )
696977

...

First... you are already in a castle, Gip...

Second: the queen forbid you to build giant machines of destructions without authorization or surveilance.

Again...

We are still rebuilding the left wing after your last... "plan"


SODDING OLD HAG! ALWAYS RUINING MY FUN! WHAT NOW?

You could always look for someone that can look over you, no?
But what do i know, i'm just the chamberlain...


AND WHERE CAN I FIND THEM?

You could ask to the guys down in the mine, or the goblin alchemist in the offspring, or the old goblin blacksmithy to look for you. The queen and the king trust them enough...
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No. 696979 ID: 15a025

Go get the smith to build your shit.
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No. 696985 ID: 3663d3

the smith, so they can also forge a giant robot sized sword.
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No. 696986 ID: dcf347
File 145375307207.jpg - (54.00KB , 640x383 , MFGW006.jpg )
696986

THANKS FOR THE TIP CHAMBERLAIN, HERE IS YOUR REWARD!

I AM OFF TO SEE THE BLACKSMITH!

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No. 696987 ID: dcf347
File 145375308625.jpg - (76.00KB , 759x600 , MFGW007.jpg )
696987

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No. 696988 ID: 3663d3

alert them with a "HEY!"
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No. 696989 ID: dcf347
File 145375332403.jpg - (60.21KB , 640x467 , MFGW008.jpg )
696989

What do you want, Gib?

SO HEY IT'S GOBLIN WEEK SO I GOTTA DO SOMETHING COOL SO I THOUGHT WE ARE GONNA BUILD A MECHA AND CONQUER THE HUMANS AND THE OTHERS!

Again? oh yeah that was such a good idea last time. We only lost 15 goblins... I thought the queen forbid you to do that.

NO! THIS TIME THE CHAMBERLAIN TOLD ME THAT I CAN DO THAT IF I HAVE SOMEONE TO SUPERVISE ME AND I THOUGHT OF YOU, BUDDY PAL FRIEND!

Oh... joy...

SO YEAH WANNA HELP?

Yeah sure, i still have one eye to lose... what did you have in mind

GIANT MECHA! WITH GIANT SWORD!

You need to be more specific than that... what do you want me to build for you?
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No. 696992 ID: 8b36f8

Lets start with some mecha stilts/legs
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No. 696993 ID: f2461f

A mech made for the hardest metals we have and the sword should be equipped with fire runes. Also there should be a button that transforms the mech into a dragon.
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No. 696996 ID: 2a7417
File 145375457969.jpg - (31.14KB , 329x349 , waaaaaaaagh.jpg )
696996

It shud look like dis, but wiff more dakka!
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No. 696999 ID: 3663d3

needs a flamethrower on the other arm and stompy feet and gun nests for the crew
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No. 697001 ID: dcf347
File 145375574745.jpg - (69.94KB , 700x600 , MFGW009.jpg )
697001

SO I WANT A BIG BULKY MONSTROSITY THAT IS ALSO MADE OF THE STRONGEST METAL AND WITH ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO LEVEL KINGDOMS AND - AND IT HAS TO HAVE FLAMETHROWERS AND NEED TO TURN IN A DRAGON AND I NEED MECHANICAL LEGS TO MOVE IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL AND THEN IT WILL HAVE A SOUVENIR SHOP ON THE BACK AND - AND...

Ok... ok... step by step. If you want to make this thing out of the strongest metal you need to get Starmetal. And we don't have it here, you'd have to get it from the gnomes in the underbelly of the kingdom.

WHAT!? LAAAAAAAAME! WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY STARMETAL LEFT?!?

Because we wasted it on your last mecha

OH RIGHT... BUT WHAT NOW.

I can build you the mecha legs for now. If you manage to find more Starmetal i can work on the rest. I have schematics ready.
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No. 697002 ID: dcf347
File 145375581327.jpg - (61.96KB , 562x800 , MFGW010.jpg )
697002

FUCK YEAH!

BOOTS ACQUIRED!

THIS BOOTS ARE MADE FOR STOMPING BABE! WHAT NOW THOUGH? I GOTTA GET MY MECHA FI I WANT TO BE THE GOBLINEST GOBBO!
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No. 697004 ID: f2461f

Get in touch with our last gnome contact and use them to plan the biggest heist ever!
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No. 697005 ID: 2a7417

Terrorize the gnomes with your devastating shin kicks until they give you the starmetal.
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No. 697016 ID: dcf347
File 145375730637.jpg - (46.65KB , 640x478 , MFGW011.jpg )
697016

OFF TO SEE THE FUCKING GNOMES!
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No. 697018 ID: dcf347
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697018

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS! I AM HERE TO GET THE STARMETAL! GIVE IT TO ME!

HELP! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! CALL THE GUARDS!

RUN LITTLE BITCHES, RUN!
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No. 697019 ID: dcf347
File 145375759091.jpg - (50.23KB , 640x396 , MFGW013.jpg )
697019

STOP RIGHT THERE INVAD... oh it's you Gib... Listen, we talked about this last time, i don't want to maul the notion into your brain again. If you attack our people you'll cause a war between the gobs and the gnome...

again...


AH CRAP, IT'S PURPO THE GNOMEGUARD. ONE OF THE WORST PARTY POOPERS IN THIS MOUNTAIN.

I HATE HIS STUPID MECHA GAUNTLETS. HE THINKS HE'S SOOOOOO COOL WITH THOSE THINGS ON.

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No. 697020 ID: 2a7417

Stomp the ground to send him flying, then deliver a mid-air nut-buster.
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No. 697023 ID: f56aab

Make him ride on your shoulders. With your feet and his fists you two will make the ultimate mecha.
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No. 697030 ID: 15a025

Tell him to give you his starmetal or prepared to get squished.
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No. 697032 ID: fa8f9d

>>697023
Do this. Seductively run your hands along your legs to solidify point.
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No. 697033 ID: 5ad4a7

>>697019
What if you trade the boots for some starmetal? I mean think of how cool he'll look with both huge boots AND huge gauntlets?
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No. 697038 ID: 5ea852

Offer him an alliance that will conquer the world. Then backstab him and take his gauntlets.
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No. 697041 ID: dcf347
File 145376077003.jpg - (47.16KB , 640x395 , MFGW014.jpg )
697041

YOH PURPO! WANNA JOIN ME? I'M MAKING A MECHA TO CONQUER EVERYTHING!

Again?

KINDA BUT NO! BETTER THIS TIME! OH I HAVE A GREAT IDEA! HOP ON MY SHOULDER AND WE CAN BE LIKE A MECHA AND KICK PEOPLE SHIT!

You are really a moron, Gib. Why would i help you?
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No. 697042 ID: dcf347
File 145376083561.jpg - (53.25KB , 414x800 , MFGW015.jpg )
697042

BEACUSEEEEEEE...

I MIGHT LET YOU KEEP THESE MECHA LEGS IF YOU HELP ME GET STARMETAL...

THESE BEAUTIFUL, STEAM POWERED, LUSCIOUS MECHA LEGS

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No. 697043 ID: dcf347
File 145376085340.jpg - (40.30KB , 640x395 , MFGW016.jpg )
697043

...
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No. 697044 ID: dcf347
File 145376105118.jpg - (62.61KB , 630x600 , MFGW017.jpg )
697044

GOBTRON ASSEMBLE! WHERE IS THE STARMETAL, PURPO?

It's up ahead, in the vault, but we have to defeat the GnomeGolem to get in

WELL BETTER COME UP WITH A PLAN I GUESS!
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No. 697055 ID: 47160d

Oh my god I love this
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No. 697056 ID: 15a025

Plans, who needs them? Just go and kick the shit out of that wimp.
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No. 697069 ID: fa9b55

which one will happen first: Gib drops purpo on his head and takes his gloves, or purpo bonks Gib on the head and takes her boots?
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No. 697076 ID: fa8f9d

>>697069
Neither of these things will happen! Purpo is a bro.
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No. 697077 ID: 5ad4a7

Throw Purpo with a METEOR TOSS so he can take it out in one punch!
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No. 697089 ID: 5ea852

No plan survives contact with the enemy. So, no plan is best plan and be ready to go with the flow.
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No. 697120 ID: 0b66e1

>>697044
>plan
Mecha-punch and mecha-kick isn't enough of a plan?
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No. 697122 ID: f6442a

Acquire trenchcoat, persuade gnome golem that you are in fact old enough to be allowed inside the theatre.
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No. 697161 ID: 99a64d

disassemble it with your ultimate combination attack and use it for parts for your mecha
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No. 697190 ID: f56624

>>697044
two words:
Fastball Special.
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No. 697193 ID: 2ccbb3

Spin Drill plus Body Slam
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No. 697266 ID: 38685c

>>697044
IGNORE STARMETAL, ACQUIRE GNOME WITH ARMOR. YOU HAVE ASSEMBLED YOUR MECHA
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No. 697281 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381353227.jpg - (54.08KB , 610x600 , MFGW018.jpg )
697281

Oh hey Purpo! Aren't you coming with us to deal with the intruder?

Nah, not feeling really well.

Oh, that explain the coat. Take care!

Y-you too...
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No. 697282 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381369069.jpg - (66.45KB , 593x800 , MFGW019.jpg )
697282

STOP, INTERLOPERS! FOR I AM THE GNOMEGOLEM, GUARDIAN OF THE VAULT! YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE REGAL PR...

HEY

YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE REGAL PROP...

HEY

URGH! Y-YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE REGAL P...

HEY

WHAT?!
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No. 697283 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381372406.jpg - (63.81KB , 739x600 , MFGW020.jpg )
697283

THINK FAST!
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No. 697284 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381394134.jpg - (82.30KB , 689x600 , MFGW021.jpg )
697284

VICTORY IS OURS! ARE YOU OK, PURPO?

I think i broke something...

THAT'S A YES, RIGHT?

I can taste blood in my mouth

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES! SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO TAKE ALL THE STARMETAL BACK HOME?

Is it normal that i can only see only darkness and a tiny light at the end?
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No. 697285 ID: 3663d3

snap him out of it.

anyway, get a wheelbarrow.
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No. 697286 ID: 534caf

>>697284
use parts of the golem to help build your mecha
recycling!
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No. 697287 ID: 5ea852

Acquire gauntlets from the dying.
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No. 697292 ID: 3d2d5f

>>697284
Kiss him better. Then he'll be seeing stars in that dark.
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No. 697297 ID: 2a7417

Put it all in Gnomeo's hat.
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No. 697298 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381951236.jpg - (71.29KB , 800x540 , MFGW022.jpg )
697298

YOU DID A GREAT JOB PURPO. I SHOULD REWARD YOU!

Y-you could help me get out of this rubble and bring me to a medicine man...
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No. 697299 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381966689.jpg - (63.83KB , 800x478 , MFGW023.jpg )
697299

OOH BUT I HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND~

Uh... UUUUUUUUUUUH?
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No. 697301 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381974644.jpg - (59.86KB , 753x600 , MFGW024.jpg )
697301

MINE NOW! WITHOUT THESE BULKY MECHA ARMS IT SHOULD BE EASIER FOR THE OTHER GNOMES TO PULL YOU OUT FROM THE RUBBLE!


NO NEED TO THANK ME! AND DON'T WORRY I'LL KEEP THESE SAFE TILL YOU GET BETTER!

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No. 697302 ID: ad0c2a
File 145381983761.jpg - (60.52KB , 600x670 , MFGW025.jpg )
697302

FUCK YEAH!

SWEET GNOMISH STEAM GAUNTLETS ACQUIRED!

I FEEL ALMOST INVINCIBLE ALREADY!


OH CRAP, THE GUARDS ARE COMING BACK...

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No. 697303 ID: 2a7417

Stuff the starmetal down your shirt and run.
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No. 697306 ID: 3d2d5f

>>697302
Grab starmetal and run right through the guards.
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No. 697317 ID: fa8f9d

You can at least get him out of there before he dies or something.
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No. 697352 ID: 92a560

Use your dress as a bag by tying off the openings and stuff as much starmetal you can carry, and then book it.
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No. 697366 ID: 133345
File 145384050042.jpg - (46.43KB , 600x480 , MFGW026.jpg )
697366

Uh? Do you hear that?

Hear what?

Sounds like impending doom...
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No. 697367 ID: 133345
File 145384056213.jpg - (57.02KB , 600x700 , MFGW027.jpg )
697367

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COMING THROUGH! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SHORTIES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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No. 697368 ID: 133345
File 145384064825.jpg - (65.13KB , 640x375 , MFGW028.jpg )
697368

Oh... you actually managed to get the stuff...

YUP! NOW WE CAN BUILD THE MECHA RIGHT?

Eeeehm, not really...

WHAT WHY?!
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No. 697371 ID: 133345
File 145384100303.jpg - (40.36KB , 640x350 , MFGW029.jpg )
697371

So... I checked my schematics and the deposit and we are missing a bunch of things...

UUUURGH WHAT NOW...

Let's see... We are out of Fire Runes since the King needed them for the barbeque with the orcs next week. The only one that should have spare left is the fire elemental near the volcano. We are also out of cooling liquid, and the next shipment is coming in three weeks. So unless you get a better idea for the cooling system we are done. Aaaaaaand if you really want the mecha to transform, i need you to get me a slimecore, that way i can apply the fluidification magic to help the morphing mechanism.


SORRY I FELL ASLEEP MIDWAY. WHAT WE NEED AGAIN?

...

Fire runes. Volcano. Fire elemental.
Slime core. Probably swamps.
Something to substitute the cooling liquid.

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No. 697374 ID: 3d2d5f

Tell him to start building the parts he can while you're gone.

To the volcano!
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No. 697375 ID: 13ac27

SUBSTITUTE THE COOLING LIQUID WITH THE TEARS OF YOUR ENIMIES
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No. 697379 ID: 5ea852

Check with Ice Giants for cooling liquid. If they refuse to cooperate, use their blood as substitute.
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No. 697381 ID: 99a64d

>>697375
SUBSTITUTE COOLING LIQUID WITH MAGMA FOR HEATING LIQUID! firey death awaits our enemies
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No. 697385 ID: 133345
File 145384351957.jpg - (52.17KB , 562x480 , MFGW030.jpg )
697385

OFF TO THE VOLCANO THEN!

MAYBE I CAN EVEN GET A BUCKET OF LAVA FOR FREE!

NICE!

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No. 697386 ID: 133345
File 145384357209.jpg - (67.03KB , 625x480 , MFGW031.jpg )
697386

HEY ANYONE IN THERE?

YOOOOOOOOH?

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No. 697388 ID: 133345
File 145384369069.jpg - (71.45KB , 600x694 , MFGW032.jpg )
697388

Oh, what a sweet little girl! I'm sorry, but my son can't come out to play today, he is not at home today!

ACTUALLY I AM HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME FIRE RUNES! YOU GOT ANY TO SPARE FIRELADY?

What do you need that for, sweetie?
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No. 697389 ID: 5ad4a7

>>697388
A SUPER COOL ROBOT!
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No. 697390 ID: 5ea852

EMPIRE BUILDING!
>>
No. 697395 ID: 15a025

To build a super cool robot duh.
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No. 697396 ID: 171e1d

...CHARITY?
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No. 697399 ID: 133345
File 145384572081.jpg - (54.41KB , 650x600 , MFGW033.jpg )
697399

THEY ARE FOR UUUUUUH...

CHARITY?


Oh? And for what kind of charity?

IT'S FOR THE UUUUUUH... ORGANIZATION "LET'S BUILD A GIANT ROBOT FOR POOR GOBLINS THAT WANT TO CONQUER EMPIRES BUT STRUGGLE IN GETTING FIRE RUNES?"

Oh my. Those poor goblins. You are such a good little lady! So charitable and adorable! Look at these beautiful cheeks!

NNFFRRGH!

Wait here sweetie, i'm gonna grab you some nice fire runes!
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No. 697400 ID: 133345
File 145384578189.jpg - (62.23KB , 670x600 , MFGW034.jpg )
697400

OK...

THAT KIND OF-SORT OF- WORKED...

I GOT MY RUNES AT LEAST.

NOW WHAT?

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No. 697402 ID: f56624

>>697400
Seek medical attention
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No. 697404 ID: 15a025

Get that sick burn treated.
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No. 697405 ID: 5ea852

Return with the runes. Cry along the way to alleviate the pain and to cool off the burned area with said tears.
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No. 697409 ID: 3663d3

maybe get the cooling liquid. use fire runes to prevent frostbite
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No. 697410 ID: 0b66e1

>>697400
Go find an icy lake to dunk your face in.

And to serve as your cooling system.
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No. 697437 ID: 5ad4a7

Go capture an ice elemental to make icewater for the cooling liquid!
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No. 697438 ID: f6442a

Find cooling system. Raid the fridge?
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No. 697447 ID: 2ccbb3

Ointment. Now.
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No. 697792 ID: 190a05
File 145398579133.jpg - (46.09KB , 640x430 , MFGW035.jpg )
697792

WELL! GOT THE RUNES BACK AND NABBED SOME HEAL! ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW!

TIME TO CHECK IF I MANAGE TO FIND SOME COOLING STUFF.

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No. 697794 ID: 190a05
File 145398618157.jpg - (61.51KB , 640x600 , MFGW036.jpg )
697794

BEST PLACE TO CHECK FOR THIS SHOULD BE THE DEADMAN SUBTERREAN LAKE RIGHT?

THIS PLACE IS AS COLD AS MY LOVE FOR BORING PEOPLE!

AND IN FACT IT'S FUCKING COLD HOLY CRAP.

GOOD JOB ME FOR FORGETTING TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES.

AND GOOD THING I KEPT ONE OF THOSE RUNES, AT LEAST I'M NOT FREEZING.

OK, LET'S GET TO BUSINESS. HOW AM I GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM HERE?

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No. 697800 ID: 92a560

Tie up your dress and use it as a bag
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No. 697806 ID: 3d2d5f

>>697794
Search for a water pixie or something you can capture.
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No. 697809 ID: acc3d2

>>697806
Seconding this. Just start screaming until you get the water pixies' attention.
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No. 697813 ID: 2a7417

Freeze the water and carry it back as one big chunk of ice.
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No. 697825 ID: 2ccbb3

Use your gear to climb and jump across the canyon.
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No. 698069 ID: d75ed1
File 145409749656.jpg - (44.84KB , 640x400 , MFGW037.jpg )
698069

OK. MY DRESS ISN'T WATERPROOF IT SEEMS. CAN'T USE IT TO BRING BACK THE WATER...

BUMMER.

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No. 698070 ID: d75ed1
File 145409754529.jpg - (49.30KB , 640x400 , MFGW038.jpg )
698070

MAYBE I CAN GET SOMEONE TO HELP ME FREEZE THIS CRAPPY WATER.

BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE. BETTER CLIMB THIS ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE.

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No. 698071 ID: d75ed1
File 145409774884.jpg - (45.81KB , 640x400 , MFGW039.jpg )
698071

HEEEEEEEEEEY!
ANYONE HOME? ANY PIXIE? MERMAID? WATER RELATED THING?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>
No. 698072 ID: d75ed1
File 145409777103.jpg - (53.38KB , 800x530 , MFGW040.jpg )
698072

BAH. SEEMS THERE IS NO ONE AROUND.
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No. 698073 ID: 3663d3

seems water elemental appeared behind you.
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No. 698074 ID: 3d2d5f

>>698072
You found a water elemental! Harder to catch than a pixie.

...swallow it.
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No. 698077 ID: 15a025

Drink the water thing that's behind you.
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No. 698084 ID: 3fbb37

>>698072
Don't get gobbled up by its goofy goop!
Don't get pricked by its tickle-y tentacles!
Don't get killed by its bill-paying skill!
Basically: LOOK OUT
>>
No. 698085 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698072
Oh well just turn around and go home.
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No. 698087 ID: d75ed1
File 145410394119.jpg - (65.50KB , 700x600 , MFGW041.jpg )
698087

OH HEY THERE IS SOMEONE HERE! I WAS ABOUT TO GO HOME!

HELLO HELLO! WANNA HELP ME BUILD A MECHA TO CONQUER EVERYTHING?


blarblub!

IS THAT A YES OR A NO?

blarblub!
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No. 698088 ID: d75ed1
File 145410398033.jpg - (46.90KB , 640x400 , MFGW042.jpg )
698088

WELL DOESN'T MATTER! 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SUCK YOU UP AND BRING YOU HOME ANYWAY!
HERE I COME!

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No. 698089 ID: d75ed1
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698089

OK THAT DIDN'T WORK AS PLANNED!

HELP!

HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

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No. 698090 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698089
Swim! SWIIIIIIM!
>>
No. 698092 ID: 799984

Quick, suck it up! Use every orifice to your advantage!
>>
No. 698093 ID: 02422f

>>698089
Drink it!
>>
No. 698095 ID: 5ad4a7

Oh wait! The fire rune! Use it to boil away the water elemental!
>>
No. 698123 ID: 5dfa3a

Yeah I bet water elementals hate being drunk. It'll probably spit you out!
>>
No. 698161 ID: 15a025

Just suck him up like Kirby or swim out.
>>
No. 698207 ID: 2ccbb3

PEE IN HIM

And GO FASTER! Goblin week is almost up!
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No. 698244 ID: acb896
File 145417014772.jpg - (49.14KB , 640x410 , MFGW044.jpg )
698244

OH YEAH? TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOU SHIT!

I'M GONNA DRINK YOU UP!

FROM THE INSIDE!!!

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No. 698245 ID: acb896
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698245

UH-OH!

MIGHT HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH...

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No. 698246 ID: acb896
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698246

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No. 698247 ID: acb896
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698247

WELL...

AT LEAST I'M OUT...

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

....

WAIT NO! I CAN!

AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!

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No. 698248 ID: acb896
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698248

OH BOY...

HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT FOR SURE.

HE'S PISSED.

HEH

GET IT?

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No. 698249 ID: 2ccbb3

>>698248
Use the fire rune!
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No. 698255 ID: 3783b9

>>698248
Run back and lead it after you. Language barrier problem solved!
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No. 698258 ID: 02422f

>>698249
Yup. Evaporate enough of the elemental that it becomes small enough to capture and enslave as your cooling system.
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No. 698260 ID: f02a77

Threaten it with MORE PISS.
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No. 698262 ID: acb896
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698262

HEY SUCKER! LOOK WHAT I GOT!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! A FIRE RUNE! NOW FOLLOW ME QUIETLY OR I'M GONNA VAPORIZE YOU!

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No. 698263 ID: acb896
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698263

UH!
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No. 698264 ID: acb896
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698264

CRAPCRAPCRAP!

SHIT!

OH GODS! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS IN YOU!

SONOFABITCH!

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No. 698265 ID: acb896
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698265

THERE GOES MY MECHALEGS!

OH MAN...

I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO...

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No. 698266 ID: 5ea852

Beg for forgiveness.
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No. 698267 ID: 02422f

>all our mech progress broke
Dang. I uh, really hope the smith can fix those.

>I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Get fucked. Maybe it'll be satisfied getting some tentacle action instead of with your life.
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No. 698268 ID: 534caf

assume the position
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No. 698272 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698265
Run!
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No. 698284 ID: 2ccbb3

Guess there's always next year

GRAB THE ENGINE AND SET IT TO OVERLOAD ALREADY!!!
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No. 698290 ID: e0e3fe

>>698265
Assert dominance, stretch out your tiny arms and start growling at him.
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No. 698382 ID: b88e47

Bend over and start presenting. Pray it leaves you afterwards.
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No. 698415 ID: f6442a

Don't wave! Its vision is based on ocean.
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No. 698525 ID: 34de28
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698525

HEY ISN'T THAT A SKIMPY DRESSED SCHOOLGIRL?
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No. 698526 ID: 34de28
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698526

HAHAHAHAH WORKS EVERYTIME!

SEE YOU, YOU DUMB TENTACLE MONST

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No. 698527 ID: 34de28
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698527

ERGBLRGH!
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No. 698529 ID: 34de28
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698529

PLEASE NO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

OK I'M NOT REALLY SORRY, BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS NO?!?

OH GODS I CAN'T LOOK!

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No. 698531 ID: 2ccbb3

Game over?
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No. 698532 ID: 34de28
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698532

Swiiish!

CHOP!

SPLAT!

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No. 698533 ID: 34de28
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698533

OUCH.

I FELL ON THE GROUND I THINK?

STILL TOO SCARED TO OPEN MY EYES. IS IT SAFE?

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No. 698535 ID: 211d83

Yeah it killed you and you are in goblin heaven now. Or maybe goblin hell if you were bad.
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No. 698536 ID: 6cb462

Keep your eyes closed. If you can't see him, he can't see you.
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No. 698540 ID: f6442a

It's the goblin king! Aw man, he must have been about to seduce that water elemental! You are in big trouble now, young lady.
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No. 698552 ID: 92a560

"Hi dad."
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No. 698553 ID: 15a025

It's Micky motherfucking mouse! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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No. 698555 ID: 34de28
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698555

YOU ARE IN A SEA OF TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY!

AH CRAP...

HEY! LANGUAGE!

SORRY DAD...
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No. 698557 ID: 34de28
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698557

GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER: WHAT IN THE THREE HELLS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING? YOUR MOTHER IS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! SORRYSORRYSORRY! I WAS TRYING TO BE A GOOD GOBLIN AND CONQUER THINGS WITH A MECHA!

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK DAD!


GOBLIN WEEK IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY! AND YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY IS WAY TOO NEAR FOR YOU TO GET KILLED LIKE A FOOL! YOU MIGHT HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAVERY FROM ME, BUT YOU AREN'T AS THOUGH AS ME!

YEAH... I'M SORRY...

SIGH...

IT'S FINE. COME. LET'S GO HOME BEFORE YOUR MOTHER STARTS MOBILITATING THE ARMY AGAIN.

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No. 698558 ID: 34de28
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698558

OH WELL... THIS GOBLIN WEEK PLAN WAS A COMPLETE HOLE IN THE WATER. BUT I'M SURE THAT NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO WORK PERFECTLY!

BY THE WAY... YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

...

FUCK.



- THE END -
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No. 698561 ID: 5e372b

Like father, like daughter.

Good end, good quest.
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No. 698571 ID: 02422f

Aw. No slime secks, no mecha. Lose-lose.
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No. 698586 ID: 99a64d

>>698571
Maybe when she's older...
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No. 698588 ID: e0e3fe

Very nice quest. A lot of fun.
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No. 698589 ID: e0e3fe
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698589

10/10
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No. 698662 ID: 15a025

Had no idea this was Macmanhammer's kid. Thanks for bringing him back.
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No. 698663 ID: 5e372b

>>698662
I kinda had a feeling from the start. Something about her behavior just seemed... familiar.
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No. 698672 ID: 5ea852

>>698662
You should've suspected something from the start when the Chamberlain appeared.
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