Hmm, maybe we should make sure Son isn't dead.

....nnnaaaaaahh.

Graphene.

>>752644
I think Son might be awake, let's pay him a visit.

(I'd rather go [default] again, but I don't want to oversaturate it.)

>>752644
Son: wake up in a pile of goo.

mini-drider-goo is pretty cute.

>>752658
So true. I hope Son hasn't lost the entire day to his minor, insignificant, only-a-meatbag-would-be-hindered-by-it concussion.

Son 2016/10/14(Fri)19:31 No. 753059 ID: 37f049
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>Hmm, maybe we should make sure Son isn't dead.
>I hope Son hasn't lost the entire day to his minor, insignificant, only-a-meatbag-would-be-hindered-by-it concussion.
My head hurts. Less than it should, I think. A dull ache. Thank you nanomachines.

I had a bad dream. It was cold. I was chasing after something but I tripped and fell. The snow swirled around me as I sat up on my knees and realised I was totally alone. It's probably a metaphor for brain problems.

"What you're looking for, you can't have it." I hear Shopkeep say.

"HmmMm, neeEds more saSs." [default] says back.

What are they talking about? Where am I?

Let me think. Where was I? This morning I was watching TV since using the wifi with my phone was really slow. Maybe [default] ran through the data quota or something. I was watching some mediocre movie. Right, I heard some noise in the basement. Graphene was down there. I called out and the last thing I remember is a tsunami of dog. She really doesn't seem to know her own strength. I should to do something or she might end up killing someone.

How long have I been out if Shopkeep's home? I don't feel in any rush to move. It's warm here. Soft, comfortable, a little jiggly.

>Son: wake up in a pile of goo.
I must be in bed with [default]. Speaking of killing, I still don't know where exactly I stand with her. I mean she was trying to kill me before I cancelled that order and then she set up an elaborate prank to sabotage my date with Shopkeep. I think she wants her all to herself. I feel like an impostor sometimes. I didn't earn any of this. [default]'s the original, she's the one who got the girl, she has me outnumbered six to one, she's still a little psychotic and she's basically better than me in every way. I'm kind of screwed.

I start to open my eyes.

"Howdy stranger." Shopkeep says, leaning over me. "What can I do you for?"

Wait, no this isn't right. Those eyes! The goos have replaced her and now they're going to eat me! I should have known that yanderes are shit!

My mind flashes back to the movie I was watching. Typical plot: man becomes millionaire from inventing microchip. Success means isolation. Becomes very lonely, meets girl. They hook up eventually. But it turns out his new love had been a spy from the beginning and she poisons him. He has a synthetic liver from a shrapnel wound during WWIII so he didn't die. And because he'd been a commando or something he hunted his girlfriend down and kidnapped her out. Out on his millionaire yacht he put a gun down on the table between them and asked her if she'd ever really loved him.

Then the yacht exploded. Who writes this shit? I guess it's a metaphor for how struggling for success is futile and someone's going to kill you.

These thoughts all race through my head instantly in a torrent of inane bullshit! What should I do?!

>>753059
no, it's another prank bro. ask for next upgrade to be a reinforced shock absorbent skull.

Squeeze Shopkeep to make sure it's really her.

>Wait, no this isn't right. Those eyes! The goos have replaced her and now they're going to eat me! I should have known that yanderes are shit!
Or she opted to have her eyes enhanced.

Or [default] is pranking you with a fake shopkeep, like when she pretended to be that other girl at the restaurant.

>I think she wants her all to herself.
Well too bad, it's Shopkeep's harem.

>What should I do?!
Stop panicking and listening to your head injury before you make an idiot of yourself.

>>753061

Clearly the only logical option.

Oh, and if it isn't her, but is in fact a goo replica:

"AAAAH, NO! STAY AWAY! DON'T STEAL MY FACE, DON'T STEAL MY FAAAAACE!!"

>>753059
Freak out and flail around like an idiot. Then calm down a bit more and tell Default that's a terrible way to wake someone up.

Maybe this is [default] trying to have Shopkeep all to herself by giving you your own shopkeep, rather than strictly a prank.

>>753059
Man I don't want to be the voice of reason today. Ah well...
Anyway the real answer is she's creating a goo stand in so Shopkeep doesn't have to go to work.

But that's boring so continue freaking out about dopplegoongers.

>>753065
Now now, let's not be ungracious, we did wake up in a pile of nanogoogirls.

>>753068
Actually, yeah, good point. Who cares what's going on, enjoy the the zen of the nanogoogirl pile for a moment.

Pretty sure Shopkeep there is just [default]'s Shopkeep impression. Remember the lady at the restaurant? She can do skin colors.

Smooches for everybody! You're basically all dating at this point, it'll be fine. If anybody complains, you've got a minor concussion and it's the dog's fault.

>>753059
"AHH MY DREAMS ARE RIGHT, THE NANOGOO APOCALYPSE"

>>753059
Man, you should check your own eyes. They're also looking awfully grey.

>>753085
You need to order default to eat 0 earths.

"Nice try [default], but I know you're not Shopkeep."

>>753059
"Why are you wearing a mask?"

1/2 Son 2016/10/21(Fri)03:00 No. 754238 ID: 37f049
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>Stop panicking and listening to your head injury before you make an idiot of yourself.
>No, it's another prank bro.
Oh, right.

>Pretty sure Shopkeep there is just [default]'s Shopkeep impression. Remember the lady at the restaurant? She can do skin colors.
That one's here too, staring at me. It creeps me out, the way it's always watching me. I don't know why [default] keeps that one around. Probably to mess with me

>>I think she wants her all to herself.
>Well too bad, it's Shopkeep's harem.
I'm not going to tell her that. She'll get mad.

>"Nice try [default], but I know you're not Shopkeep."
"Aren't I?" She says. Agh, her eyebrow game is strong!

>Man, you should check your own eyes. They're also looking awfully grey.
Don't start messing with my head like that!

>"AHH MY DREAMS ARE RIGHT, THE NANOGOO APOCALYPSE!"
I screw shut my eyes, I flail and shout.

>"AAAAH, NO! STAY AWAY! DON'T STEAL MY FACE, DON'T STEAL MY FAAAAACE!!"
Blopkeep baps me with a pillow.

>Now now, let's not be ungracious, we did wake up in a pile of nanogoogirls.
>Actually, yeah, good point. Who cares what's going on, enjoy the the zen of the nanogoogirl pile for a moment.
I give a matyred sigh, tossing one arm back over my face. "Oh woe is me, I am defeated. Here I am, in a pile of nanogoogirls and here I must remain."

She gives me a few minutes then she presses the pillow down on my face.

2/2 Son 2016/10/21(Fri)03:02 No. 754239 ID: 37f049
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>Squeeze Shopkeep to make sure it's really her.
I struggle free! I sit up, raise my hand, look down from her face and- Damnit [default], you're just messing with me now.

"Your impersonation isn't very good." I say.

Her face slowly widens into an awful smile. "It fell a little flat?"

Argh, it burns. She played me like a damn fiddle. At moments like these I think there may be too many smug goo women in my life

>Anyway the real answer is she's creating a goo stand in so Shopkeep doesn't have to go to work.
"So you're planning to stand in for her at work, huh?"

"Oh, I didn't tHink of thaaAt. [default] mutters to herself.

"Nah." Blopkeep says.

>Maybe this is [default] trying to have Shopkeep all to herself by giving you your own shopkeep, rather than strictly a prank.
Hmmmm. "Is it for me then?"

"Nah. Her and me. We're gonna do it." She's got the voice down, I have to admit. She leans in and whispers. "Clone makeouts."

I guess that's fair.

>You need to order default to eat 0 earths.
"Oh, eat zero earths by the way."

Blopkeep crawls towards me and boops my nose. "You're no fun." This is getting kind of weird. Sexy but also weird. The bed thumps. Agh, Graphene must be under the bed again. I'm basically hiding out at home today but maybe there's something important I should be doing?! Aside from putting my dick in something, I mean! This could just be stress and paranoia talking I guess?!?!

>Ask for next upgrade to be a reinforced shock absorbent skull.
Like that maybe?!

>>754239
You could try to upgrade Graphene's brain so she isn't so foolish. Feed her some electronics... wait is there even any left you can spare? Go rummage in the basement.

Oh, you could also try to figure out why you're alive. Can you contact your father? Do you have anyone else to contact?

>>754239
Y'know, you could probably convince her to let you join in on the clone makeout if you don't mind certain things happening to you.

as always the true answer is stick you dick into the goo

Well, you know what relieves stress...

Teaching Graphene more dog tricks! Such as *not* tackling your owner, playing dead, playing poker, and speaking.
Ask default how work is going.

>Sexy but also weird
The best kind of sexy

>hiding at home
>something important I should be doing
Figuring out what to do with yourself? Just cause you're a clone doesn't mean you sit at home as your own pet the rest of your life. Someone else has your job, you've got goo superpowers, maybe you should be looking for something new to do? A new job! A new hobby! Something you could have never done before.

>>754263
Yes, you need a new hobby. This one didn't turn out to be dangerous enough, somehow.

maybe get a thermostat in your guts, and the required other power of being immune to temp extremes. then you can be a walking heater for the goos. this will make you too useful to throw away.

>>754239
Ask her if she could also make a clone you... that is her.
Mostly I just want to know if she'd feel weird looking like her old self again.

You know, I wonder if you consider yourself a different person than Bashful, and consider Default the true Bashful and you're just like her son with all her memories pre-goo. You could call yourself a different name if you wanted, I mean, we call you Son, so... like is THIS you real name actually now Son?

Inform her she has some work to do if she wants the clone makeouts to be hot and not creepy. Shopkeep probably won't be into her own eyeless bisected torso.

Have you told Dad you're not dead yet, or that he has a spare son yet? Maybe you should get on that.

Sticking your dick in goo sounds pretty important. She could use some stress relief from work while she's still at work. Get to work!

Maybe ask how work is going. You can enjoy the less fun bits of your life vicariously now.

>>754239
Oh, huh. The weird thing where she doesn't like being separated from "herself" is probably extending to you. Likely why she's so clingy.

Don't be a complete goof. Wrap your arms around them for snuggling.

1/2 Son 2018/10/22(Mon)01:31 No. 907929 ID: d18b05
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>Y'know, you could probably convince her to let you join in on the clone makeout if you don't mind certain things happening to you.
I do mind! I don't want to become some kind of double-clone.

>You know, I wonder if you consider yourself a different person than Bashful, and consider Default the true Bashful and you're just like her son with all her memories pre-goo. You could call yourself a different name if you wanted, I mean, we call you Son, so... like is THIS you real name actually now Son?
She's not my mother, that'd make things extra screwed up. I'm real! I'm a real person and I have a real name!

>Inform her she has some work to do if she wants the clone makeouts to be hot and not creepy. Shopkeep probably won't be into her own eyeless bisected torso.
"So shouldn't you be showing more skin?" I say to Shopgoop.

"Hmm, I suppose." She starts changing colour.

>As always the true answer is stick you dick into the goo
>Well, you know what relieves stress...
"And do you want to have some fun then?" I employ my best suggestive eyebrow waggle on one of the the other [default]s.

"NaaAh you waited too lonNg."

This is bullshit. I can't believe that didn't work. It's an omen that everything's not going to work out in the end, or something!

"What were you e-exPecting? 'Slot your genes into my moTherboard!'?"

"Default."

She clenches her fists and rocks on the spot "Kyaaaah, there's nO user serviceable pAarts inside! My buffers are overfLowing! Commit access violaaAations on me!"

"Default no."

"Honestly though, yoU have been plaYing this game for a long time. Don't you h-have anythiNg else to do with your tIme?"

2/2 Son 2018/10/22(Mon)01:34 No. 907930 ID: d18b05
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And with that, [default]'s kicking me out of the bedroom...

Between the office worker, her office reinforcements, her miniature goo and the shopgoop she's going to send to the stores, she's going to be in a lot of places at once. So she's decided to take it easy for now and turn the bed into a sort of sleeping nanogoo cuddle pile. She gives me the rather insulting instructions to not burn the house down and flops over. She's snoring, probably just for my benefit.

Maybe I should play a prank on her.

As I consider that, Graphene slides out from under the bed and vibrates enthusiastically. "Hiiiiiiiii?!"

I should probably take her out of the bedroom too. What are you even doing under there, dog?

>Have you told Dad you're not dead yet, or that he has a spare son yet? Maybe you should get on that.
Sent him a letter but haven't heard back yet. Dad's weird like that. Can't get in touch with him by phone or email.

>You could try to upgrade Graphene's brain so she isn't so foolish. Feed her some electronics... wait is there even any left you can spare? Go rummage in the basement.
>Teaching Graphene more dog tricks! Such as *not* tackling your owner, playing dead, playing poker, and speaking.
>Just cause you're a clone doesn't mean you sit at home as your own pet the rest of your life. Someone else has your job, you've got goo superpowers, maybe you should be looking for something new to do? A new job! A new hobby! Something you could have never done before.
>Yes, you need a new hobby. This one didn't turn out to be dangerous enough, somehow.
I guess I need to do something with my life! What should I do?!

Learn a programming language. Test it on the dog.

>>907931
teach your dog some new tricks

>>907930
Teach Graphene new tricks. Spend time with your weird cyberdog. She is cute and deserves your affection, and unlike [default] has absorbed you zero times!

I think the biggest thing is teaching Graphene just how freakishly strong she is and that she shouldn't break furniture/home/you/other people with full-on body slams.

A dog is fine too.
What did you do with that sled? Where did you even find a sled? Better eat the evidence.

Stick your dick in Graphene

Don't fuck the dog.

Try to get a listing of common dog behaviours out of Graphene. You want advanced warning if she is going to chase things or such.

Take Graphene back down to the basement, start digging out a sub-basement. Best solution to overcrowding is to create more space.

>>907930
Show her more pictures of dogs and ask her which breed she likes most as a goal to improve her self image.

>I don't want to become some kind of double-clone.
I mean you sort of already are.

>I guess I need to do something with my life! What should I do?!
Since you're reinforced with nanogoo and have a goo-girl clone backup that means you can enjoy every young adult's favorite hobby of dangerous extreme sports without having to really worry about what happens if you get killed.

So go out and do some x sport snowboarding on a volcano or something. Take Graphene with you, train her to be your rad dog. What crazy daredevil doesn't need a mechanical canine sidekick?

I think we should go with having graphene carve out more rooms in your basement. Can you make more nanites out of dirt rock and cement?

>>907930
You could play chess.
Or go help shoptits at the store.

Actually, can default or graphene do any sort of 3D printing? without leaving nanomachines in the end product of course.

Lack of architectural background + overenthusiastic half-tonne dog with matter-erasure function = sad house. Non-innuendo plans named "Basement Expansion" will lack my vote pending further elaboration.

Attempt to prank [Default at work] by convincing [Defaults at home] to transmit instructions to "Expand the Basement" directly to DaW's nanite distribution systems without alerting the 'consciousness'. Maybe hide it in junk data. They could spam asking if the new guy is hot, then admit that they are just doing it to prank themselves, followed by a discussion on self-deprecating humour. That should provide plenty of signals too annoying to look too closely at, and it even admits that it is a prank, but hides the body-modding prank behind an annoying spam prank. It is also a useful experiment into information warfare. If Default can trick Default into a rounder rump, then someone else might be able to trick Default into becoming Giant Deadly Spikes Everywhere while holding All of the Orphans.