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750431 No. 750431 ID: 6756a9

First thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/699195.html


MMMH...

WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS, BUT THE MAGICAL HOURGLASS ON THE DESK SAYS IT'S BARELY PAST SUNRISE.
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No. 847137 ID: 91ee5f

>>847130
Oh, never mind then.
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No. 847180 ID: 991a02

>>847100
"Get back in the tub, buddy. I don't know much about necromancer hierarchy, but if it meant anything to my lady, then I'm sure she would have let me know."

Make a note to ask Konda about it later. She might not care, but you'll need to be able to represent her in ways her superiors would expect.
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No. 847315 ID: 9c2d0c

>>847130
Other one is Jo Konda. Probably a demon, as Hira was identified as a half demon.
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No. 847317 ID: 33d4be

Calm yourself, sir. In the baths, all are equal.
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No. 847507 ID: e95db7

>>847100
"If I wished to be treated in such a way, then I would have said as much."
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No. 847554 ID: 3abd97

Please good sir, compose yourself. If I were offended, I would have made it known.

Your respect for my mistress is appreciated, but you need not debase yourself.
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No. 854503 ID: 4d2eb0
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854503

"PLEASE, COMPOSE YOURSELF, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS KIND OF REACTIONS. I AM AN UNDEAD JUST LIKE YOU ARE"

Skeleton: "bha sher ju are"

"HOLD ON. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU WELL WITHOUT THIS"

I PICK UP HIS JAW

Skeleton: "Thank you kindly, mylord. As i was saying i am truly sorry f-for being so forward and treating you so friendly"

"LIKE I SAID. THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO TREAT ME DIFFERENTLY. PLEASE RELAX."

Skeleton: "H-how humble! Truly i have much to learn still!"
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No. 854505 ID: 4d2eb0
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854505

"I SHOULD BE THE ONE SAYING THAT. I JUST RECENTLY TURNED SO I STILL DON'T KNOW MUCH. FOR EXAMPLE, I WASN'T EXPECTING MY MISTRESS TO INCITE SUCH REACTIONS."

Skeleton: "Really? You weren't aware of Konda's fame?"

"I WAS AWARE OF HER POWER AS A SORCERESS. WHICH IS WHY I WAS SEARCHING FOR HER IN THESE LANDS. BUT I WAS NOT AWARE SHE WAS REALLY FAMOUS. SHE SEEMS RATHER... "

"..."

"...RECLUSIVE?"

Skeleton: "She's a really renowned personality in the necromancy circles! So many students have learnt the basic of necromancy through her books! My lady too! She'd be so excited to know one of her death knights is here! O-oh sorry i'm getting too excited again"

"NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. HOW IS YOUR MISTRESS? LADY SPECTACLES?"
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No. 854507 ID: 4d2eb0
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854507

Skeleton: "She's still studying, but i am sure she'll master the whole art soon. I'm the first sentient undead she has ever raised. Well.. i think i might also be the first she managed to raise too, not many people reach her place. I was looking for an artifact for my liege when i fell down the mountain and split my head."

Skeleton: "Then, all i remember was waking up and see her smiling and then crying. And i've been following her ever since. I have a lot of respect for her, even if sometimes i'd wish she could be more assertive and less afraid of everything."

HE LOWERS HIMSELF IN THE BATHTUB

Skeleton: "She doesn't socialize much. I kind of convinced her to go here alongside her sisters so that she could meet more people outside her family and me..."

IS... IS THIS SOMETHING COMMON FOR NECROMANCERS? BEING REALLY BAD AT SOCIALIZING MAKES YOU CAST BETTER OR SOMETHING?

Skeleton: "Oh-uhm. Please don't consider too much what i said last... She's a fine mistress and a good necromancer!"
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No. 854509 ID: 6cc25a

Tell him that you'll set up a meeting between Lady Konda and Lady Spectacles.

Also, ask him who was his liege.
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No. 854548 ID: 375812

>>854507

Really? Raising a sentient undead as her first ever sounds like rather something of an accomplishment!

If you don't mind me asking, what is Lady Spectacles' role at this council? Or is her sister perhaps the diplomat?
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No. 854589 ID: c88e6d

>>854507
She did a fine job.
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No. 854611 ID: 600f38

>>854507
"I don't doubt that. Raising sentient undead on a first attempt is quite impressive!
However, it is our duty to help our mistresses in ways that they can not help themselves.

For example, it may do your mistress good to meet with Lady Konda, and Lady Konda would be well served by meeting someone who appreciates her work.

I am beginning to suspect that necromancy is favored by the sort of people who are not quite comfortable among the living. They do seem to be introverted, and quickly tire from interacting with others."
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No. 854701 ID: 5b884f

>>854507
>IS THIS SOMETHING COMMON FOR NECROMANCERS? BEING REALLY BAD AT SOCIALIZING MAKES YOU CAST BETTER OR SOMETHING?

Maybe it's the other way around. Being bad at socializing drives magicians toward necromantic arts to create friends that can't abandon them or something?

If it's not rude to ask, pry a bit about the artifact and circumstances of his skull-cracking. He seems to be the babbling sort and you might learn more about necromancers in general.
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No. 854854 ID: 15a025

Lady Spectacles sounds like she'd make a good friend for Lady Konda.

Ask if they'd like to meet sometime?
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No. 854888 ID: 3abd97

>I kind of convinced her to go here alongside her sisters so that she could meet more people outside her family and me...
A fine plan! I've met many interesting people in my short time here.
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No. 869243 ID: bedbd5
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869243

"I HAVE NO DOUBT, I'M SURE RAISING A SENTIENT UNDEAD IT'S NOT A TASK FOR A NOVICE NECROMANCER!"

Skeleton: "Aye."

"AND YOU ALSO HAD A GOOD IDEA ON FORCING HER HAND TO COME HERE. I HAVE BARELY ARRIVED AND I HAVE ALREADY MET A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE."

Skeleton: "Aye! Hopefully forcing her a bit of social life might help crack her shell a little."

"INDEED. ON THAT REGARD MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO BE INTRODUCED TO LADY KONDA HERSELF? I'M SURE THEY BOTH MIGHT ENJOY THE COMPANY OF SOMEONE IN THE SAME ART"

Skeleton: "Ay... Hold on. Is lady Konda here?"
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No. 869245 ID: bedbd5
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869245

"UH? OF COURSE. WE ARRIVED TOGETHER JUST FEW"

Skeleton:" I'LLLETMYMISTRESSKNOWIMMEDIATELYTHANKYOUFORTHEOPPORTUNITYKINDSIRIPROMISEYOUWILLNOTREGRETIT"
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No. 869246 ID: bedbd5
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869246

HE RUSHES OUT OF HIS COFFIN AND OUT OF THE BATHS, SPLASHING EVERYWHERE

Scrubber Kobold: "S-sir please don't run! it's sli-AH!"
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No. 869247 ID: bedbd5
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869247

Scrubber Kobold: "S-S-SORRY SIR!!!"
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No. 869254 ID: a363ac

>>869247
"cute" pick up kobold and place outside of tub
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No. 869259 ID: b6c7da

"NO WORRY AT ALL."
Then lift her out of the tub and onto the platform she was on.
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No. 869281 ID: b0f04f

”NO PROBLEM AT ALL, IF YOU NEED TO GO CHANGE INTO MORE CLEANER GARMENTS I CAN SCRUB MYSELF.”
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No. 869285 ID: 006e5c

Don't get a boner.

...

Totally get a boner. A problem indeed. And then the question would be if she wouldn't mind to.. take care of it?
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No. 869286 ID: aa9193

People fall for me all the time. It happens. Don't worry about it.
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No. 869335 ID: daa216

Ask if she is alright and give her a hand.
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No. 869350 ID: 600f38

>>869286
This one.
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No. 869352 ID: c90231

pretty sure that this kobold is a dude, but definitely
>>869286
say this regardless, its gold
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No. 869354 ID: c88e6d

>>869247
Lift her out of the tub courteously. She is cute.
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No. 869577 ID: 3abd97

>>869247
QUIET ALRIGHT, IT CLEARLY WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

CAN I HELP YOU UP?
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No. 869581 ID: 3740b1

>>869285
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No. 869658 ID: bef60d

>>869286
Say this, it's comedic and will break up the awkwardness.
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No. 869686 ID: c49598

...scratch her behind horns while you contemplate your next move/plans for the day.
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No. 869687 ID: c49598

also her eyes are like galaxies up close
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No. 870071 ID: d4358d

>>869247
Whatever you do, DON'T. EXPAND. DONG.
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No. 870078 ID: 6780f5

>>870071
>Whatever you do, DON'T. EXPAND. DONG.
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No. 870723 ID: 917046
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870723

"NO NEED TO WORRY! PEOPLE FELL FOR ME ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS ALIVE. YOU GET USED TO IT!"

Scrubber Kobold: "Hahahah!"

WELL, THAT DEFUSED THE SITUATION A LITTLE.

"PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THE TUB SO YOU WON'T GET DRENCHED"
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No. 870725 ID: 917046
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870725

Scrubber Kobold: "thank you, sir! That's really kind of you!"

SHE WEIGHTS PRETTY MUCH NOTHING. IT FEELS LIKE I'M LIFTING A CAT.

Scrubber Kobold: "Oh! Wait sir. My brush fell in. Let me grab it"

UH!!!
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No. 870727 ID: 917046
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870727

"I DON'T THINK... THAT WAS THE BRUSH YOU GRABBED..."

Scrubber Kobold: "What do you mean sir?"

Scrubber Kobold: "Oh..."

Scrubber Kobold: "OH!"

"YOU THINK... YOU COULD LET GO? SO THAT I CAN PUT YOU DOWN?"

Scrubber Kobold: "OHYESO-OFCOURSESIRSORRY"
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No. 870728 ID: 917046
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870728

WELL, THAT TURNED AWKWARD AGAIN RATHER QUICKLY...
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No. 870729 ID: a363ac

>>870728
give her the brush
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No. 870730 ID: 6780f5

It would appear you have found out how to make kobolds red-scaled.
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No. 870733 ID: 5d7976

Hand her the brush...

Suggest she take a five minute break
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No. 870761 ID: 006e5c

Tell her that, despite the awkward situation, she has quite a nimble tail and that she should be proud of her talents.
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No. 870766 ID: 555f33

Laugh it off and hand over the brush. It wasn't a big deal so just give her time to calm down.
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No. 870768 ID: 8b2654

>>870728
"Do you need assistance? I would hate for you to be... Distracted if my mistress calls for your service."
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No. 870779 ID: 25d505

Incidently, that also happens a lot...
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No. 870785 ID: c88e6d

>>870728
Give her back the brush, continue feeling grateful that you are wearing a visored helm underneath a mask so that none may know how embarrassed you are for this adorable miniature dragon's dignity.
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No. 870794 ID: 4f78c3

>>870728
"SO... RIGOR MORTISE, AM I RIGHT?"
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No. 870833 ID: daa216

Playfully ask if they did that on purpose as you hand them the brush.
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No. 870864 ID: da1652

>>870728
Headpats will only make the situation better
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No. 870870 ID: e1c8f7

DELIVER
HEAD PATS
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No. 870886 ID: 5afc83

Give Brush.
Give Headpats.
Don't Give her any Ideas. Fail.

This together with what Golem butler has most likely reported to her is going to make the Kobold Empress even more interested in us.
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No. 870916 ID: 24f307

>>870728
Thank the nice kobold for their service and apologize for the unfortunate mishap.
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No. 871079 ID: 0cd535

What is it with kobolds grabbing our dick with their tail?
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No. 871147 ID: e54266

>>870728
Well, fix it then, dummy!
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No. 874933 ID: 3a0ac9
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874933

"HERE, I GOT IT FOR YOU"

Scrubber Kobold: "Mh? Oh!"

MMH WHAT DID MY BROTHER'S NOTES SAID ABOUT KOBOLDS?

AS DIPLOMACY GOES, WHEN FACING KOBOLDS, A FIRST-HAND APPROACH MIGHT BE NEEDED. WHILE THEIR BODIES MIGHT RESEMBLES HUMANS IN SHAPE, THEIR INSTICTS ARE TIED TO MORE ANIMALISTIC SIDES. THEREFORE, APPLYING YOUR OPEN PALM ON THEIR HEADS WITH REDUCED FORCE REPEATEDLY COULD RENDER THEM MORE APPROCHABLE FOR FUTURE ENCOUNTERS
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No. 874934 ID: 3a0ac9
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874934

"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, IT HAS NOT BEEN THE FIRST TIME. YOU ARE DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB, BUT IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE IN ANYTHING PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL ME. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO HELP OUT IN ANY WAY YOU NEED."
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No. 874935 ID: 3a0ac9
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874935

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No. 874936 ID: 3a0ac9
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874936

Scrubber Kobold: "OH!UH!T-THANKSFORGETTINGTHEBRUSHSIRTHATWASREALLYNICEOFYOU"

Scrubber Kobold: "D-DOYOUWISHTOCONTINUETHETREATMENTORWOULDYOULIKETOTRYTHERESTOFTHETREATMENTS"

"UHM PLEASE SLOW DOWN I CAN'T FOLLOW WELL"

Scrubber Kobold: "Y-YES. SORRY. W-would you like to soak more in the coffins or w-would you like to try our massages? O-or the sauna? s-sir?"
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No. 874937 ID: b53bd0

let's try the sauna.
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No. 874961 ID: a4c626

A Massage sounds good.
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No. 874963 ID: 3583d1

A massage would not be bad at all, gotta keep those muscles loose and ready for a fight!
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No. 874967 ID: 3dd783

Would a massage for the undead include massage oil that could be harmful to the living? Our mistress brought us back as lifelike as possible, with fake heartbeat, breathing and bodyheat. Wouldn't want to disturb her experiment.
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No. 874993 ID: a4c626

Probably not. The type of oils used are pretty universal and most undead. (All that CAN get a massage) Are still composed of biological matter after all. Though I suppose certain types like Zombiea might take a formaldehyde bath after :P
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No. 875035 ID: daa216

Massage. Most certainly.
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No. 875040 ID: 3abd97

>>874936
Yes, I think perhaps I would like to try a massage, thank you.
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No. 875071 ID: c30e83

Ideas given.
Go for body massage.
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No. 875115 ID: 555f33

A massage sounds nice.
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No. 875166 ID: e1c8f7

>>874936
Your dying muscles could use a rub!
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No. 875209 ID: 792ea9

massage!
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No. 875446 ID: c49598

massage! I hope its some kind of multi arm deal.
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No. 877246 ID: a4c626

We should ask this adorable little kobold if she does the massages too. She is just so damn cute when she is flustered!
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No. 879539 ID: 9071b8

First of all, we should ask her for her name.

And then I'd vote for a massage. Preferably one done by her.
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No. 880356 ID: 0eda7a

>>874936
Well, she originally said:

>>845703
> Peppy Kobold: "Lady Konda? Mh! Yes! She came alongside Lady Skullkini! They are currently enjoying a set of relaxing massages. Unfortunately there is no slots available for that room at this right moment! BUT! Their treatment will then shift to the hot springs and then to the pedicure and foot reflexology parlor! You can take another treatment and then i can sign you up for the hot baths too!"

So, check with her about how long you might have until meeting up with Lady Konda in the hot baths, and then ask her if she could provide you with a massage until then, personally. And then, since she's already served you so well and since a massage is hard work (and might not normally be something she provides), ask her if she'd be willing to join you in the hot baths afterward for a relaxing soak. In fact, insist on it, that she get a break after all the wonderful service she's provided.
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No. 881259 ID: ddd5e4
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881259

"WELL THEN... UH. I HAVE JUST REALIZED I NEVER ASKED YOUR NAME. MY APOLOGIES."

Scrubber Kobold: "Uh? My name?"

"YES"

Scrubber Kobold: "I-it's Niwiss'Liss'Ik'Wijuju'Utshu'Ykk'ra'ewa."

"THAT'S... QUITE A MOUTHFUL..."

"ANYWAY! NIWISS'LI..."

Scrubber Kobold: "Niwiss'Liss'Ik'Wijuju'Utshu'Ykk'ra'ewa. But please feel free to call me Scrubber number 3 if you prefer, sir."

"WILL YOU BE THE ONE ADMINISTERING THE MASSAGE?"

Scrubber Kobold: "W-WHAT?! N-no sir! I'm... i'm just a humble scrubber. The massages will be done by our specialist."

"I SEE! WHERE DO I GO THEN?"

Scrubber Kobold: "That's a mouthful"

"MH?"

Scrubber Kobold: "OUT OF HERE, GO ON THE RIGHT. Th-third door. I'll grab your bathrobe s-s-sir"

"YES! THANK YOU!"
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No. 881262 ID: ddd5e4
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881262

THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE. I THINK? THERE IS NO ONE AROUND

"HELLO?"

???: "OH! YES? Hello! Welcome are you here for the massages?"

OH A VOICE FROM BEYOND THE CURTAINS. AT LEAST SOMEONE IS HERE.

"YES. IS THIS THE RIGHT ROOM?"

???: "Indeed! I'll be with you in a second, sir."

???: "Please make yourself comfortable while i prepare the oils"
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No. 881263 ID: ddd5e4
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881263

"UUHM... SURE... WHERE THOUGH? I DON'T SEE A BED TO LIE ON"

???: "I don't have any use for them, sir. My massages tend to be..."
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No. 881265 ID: ddd5e4
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881265

???: "thorough
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No. 881267 ID: a363ac

>>881265
QUICK TRUST FALL EXERCISE!
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No. 881270 ID: b7627b

>>881265
Shed your cloth and embrace what's about to happen.
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No. 881272 ID: deec6e

>>881267

Ah, you see! It's the masseuse itself that will be acting as the bed! How... quaint!

>>881265

Well, for some inexplicable reason surely related to sorceries beyond your meager understanding, your muscles do happen to be in sudden need of a good untensing.
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No. 881273 ID: 992200

Tell them that you made a mistake. Actually you really feel like visiting sauna right now.
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No. 881274 ID: a4c626

Well. This promises to get wierd.
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No. 881282 ID: 33cbe7

Close your eyes and don't open them til it's over.
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No. 881290 ID: 4b1927

>>881265
"...BE GENTLE."
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No. 881318 ID: daa216

We might want to skip this. They could damage our undead mask and the ruse would be ruined.
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No. 881320 ID: 600f38

>>881265
"Ah, you look quite capable. Keep away from my head and neck, please; the magic is quite fragile.
I admit, I've never encountered one such as you before. Care to tell me about yourself?"
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No. 881328 ID: c49598

>>875446
>>881265
Jackpot
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No. 881331 ID: bf24eb

This just got weird... Alright then... I suppose an eldritch entity would know best. Let’s do this.
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No. 881339 ID: a10c98

"Ah. Not too thorough, please, I do need to be available to my mistress as soon as she's done with her own treatments."
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No. 881340 ID: 3abd97

>>881265
Ah, excellent, a thorough massage sounds much better than the alternative.
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No. 881343 ID: b1b4f3

>>881265
RUN AWAY
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No. 881349 ID: 0c3c2c

>>881265
"ALRIGHT." I'm sure nothing untoward will happen. After all, if they were to try anything their giant exposed eye would be right there!
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No. 881354 ID: 3804c3

k what do we do with our bathrobe?
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No. 881360 ID: dbf422

By thorough surely they mean entirely external and completely professional, right?
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No. 881366 ID: e1c8f7

>>881265
Better hope they're gentle. Your bones aren't getting any more limber!
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No. 881798 ID: ecc99f

>>881265
"While your dedication is admirable, I am not interested in a full-body massage at this time, uh...I'm sorry, I am uncertain how to address you."
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No. 882304 ID: edead3

>>881265
We can consider this as endurance training. Surely, our Knightly physique can handle this.
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No. 882481 ID: 0373ab

keep your disguise on!
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