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785044 No. 785044 ID: e136ae

Previous Thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/665423.html

SPIKE and KITTY came CLOSE ENOUGH to completing their last mission to begin a NEW ONE.

A DUNGEON CRAWL.

A TRENDY DUNGEON CRAWL.

AN EXTREMELY TRENDY DUNGEON CRAWL.

This particular dungeon to which they shall crawl is one of the MOST EXCLUSIVE dungeons. A dungeon so exclusive that the only way to get to it is through a SPECIAL PORTAL guarded by a LEVEL 50 TITAN named ORCUS and he will NOT let you in UNLESS you are on HIS LIST.
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No. 911582 ID: d18b05

Swap Unusual and X-tra Large

Attack of the five foot fairy!?
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No. 911583 ID: 2474dd
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911583

>Mary's stats have been scrambled.

New stats:
S21
E55
X1
U11
A3
L6

>Mary's SEDUCTION has been swapped with her UNUSUAL.

New stats:
S11
E55
X1
U21
A3
L6

>Mary's UNUSUAL has been swapped with her X-TRA LARGE.

New stats:
S11
E55
X21
U1
A3
L6

Mary: Ugh, I feel funny. Do you think another dose might straighten me out?

Would you like to have her eat more of the mushroom or leave her as is?
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No. 911584 ID: e3e99e

>>911583
This is fine.
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No. 911590 ID: afdebc

For the uninitiated, or forgetful, here's where the S.E.X.U.A.L. stats are explained (NSFW):

>>/questdis/96017
>>/questdis/96018
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>>/questdis/96021
>>/questdis/96022
>>/questdis/96023
>>/questdis/96025

> Do you think another dose might straighten me out
Sure, why not! (Come on, swap that 21 into ability)!
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No. 911593 ID: d18b05

>>911583
Keep this I think.
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No. 911601 ID: 2474dd
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Mary: Am I any taller? Is anything different about me? Anything important larger?

Spike: Important? Like FISTS?!

Mary: Big fists aren't important for... well, for ME to have.

Spike: Muscles?!

Mary: No, not really interested in that.

Spike: FIGHTING!?

Mary: Is he trolling me or just stupid?
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No. 911603 ID: 2474dd
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911603

Kitty: Honestly sweetie, I still haven't figured that out.

Spike picks up some extra mushrooms for... God knows what reason. The path splits.

What do you choose?

A. NORTH
B. EAST
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No. 911624 ID: d18b05

I'm not familiar with the original adventure so in absence of any other distinguishing factors North.
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No. 911626 ID: afdebc

>>911603
North!
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No. 911639 ID: 2474dd

>I'm not familiar with the original adventure so in absence of any other distinguishing factors North.

That's OK, Spike & Kitty aren't playing the original too straight anyways. Prior knowledge not required.
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No. 911641 ID: 2474dd
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911641

Further north down the path, the carnival is more overtaken by forest growth. Despite that, up ahead the party sees a lit display, apparently plugged into a nearby tree.

Somehow.

Regardless, it seems to be advertising "The Amazing Chair". It appears to be a simple stone chair with a surprisingly pristine cushion despite the outside having some mossy growth on it.

Next to the chair is a small table on which there is a surprisingly pristine looking plate of cookies and a glass of what appears to be milk.

There's also some sort of sign in a foreign language, but it's been ruined by a black mold of some sort. It was probably either marketing or legal information.

Wat do?

A. Have someone sit in the chair. Note that Mary is too small to volunteer and Kitty probably won't listen to you anyways. Stranner looks hesitant, so you will probably have to choose between Spike or Flycatcher.

B. Ignore the chair and press onwards.
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No. 911642 ID: 17c2ee

>>911603
Venture off the paths and go west, young man.
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No. 911643 ID: 080aaf

We didn't come all this way to ignore The Amazing Chair. Spike can fit, Spike can sits.
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No. 911652 ID: 977456

Wouldn't Spike fits better upside-down?
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No. 911653 ID: 094652

Set it on fire
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No. 911691 ID: 2474dd
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911691

>>911643
Spike sits.
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>>911652
OK.
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>>911653
OK.
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Kitty: God dammit, Spike! Stop doing EVERYTHING Snoogie tells you to do. That chair's not even made of anything flammable! It's a STONE CHAIR. The only thing remotely flammable is the cushion which you have SOMEHOW MANAGED TO NOT LIGHT ON FIRE.
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No. 911696 ID: 2474dd
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Random Demon: Oh my gosh. What have you done to the Chair of Life Draining? That was our floor model!!
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911697

Kitty: See?! And now you've gone and wrecked a floor model.
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No. 911698 ID: 2474dd
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Chair of Life Draining: Naw man, t'sokay, I'm made of stone, yeah?
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911699

Kitty: I'm sorry, I had no idea he was contagious.

Demon: Just go. Please.

The party continues onwards...
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No. 911742 ID: d18b05

Wait, eat those cookies and milk. Compound your crimes!
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No. 911780 ID: 977456

Mary: Seduce off the demon's tie, use it to construct a rudimentary saddle, affix saddle to Kitty's ponytail, acquire free transportation.
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No. 919238 ID: 8d26c4
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919238

>>911742
Kitty: Are you eating the cookies and milk?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: You know they're wax, right?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: Are you eating the plate too?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: God dammit, Spike.
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No. 919365 ID: 977456

Spike eats wax. You are what you eat. Twirl Spike's hair for use as a candle wick.

Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!
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No. 919384 ID: 8d26c4

>>919365
Spike also eats moldy old popcorn booths. Spike will eat a lot of stupid things Quest asks him to eat.

>Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!
I already know what the next 'encounter' is. Their quest is about to go sideways again.
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No. 919499 ID: 094652

To the west!
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No. 926550 ID: 8d26c4

Quick bump post so S&K don't get graveyarded while I was working on other quests, especially since I already know what I'm gonna do for 'em. I just need the time to do the art.
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No. 926758 ID: 8d26c4
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The party journeys further into the abandoned fairgrounds/open air dungeon. It's peaceful. They journey along the path, flanked on either sides by the rotting fences overgrown by tall grass outside various currently unused buildings.

Suddenly with a roar a great warthog bursts onto the scene!

Warthog: OK SLIMEBALLS, this is a STICKUP! Hand over all ya got or you're DEAD!
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No. 926759 ID: 8d26c4
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926759

Spike: MIGHTY STEED GET!!

Warthog: Wut.
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No. 926760 ID: 8d26c4

I suppose you could make a suggestion. Things will happen regardless but feel free.
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No. 926788 ID: e3e99e

>>926760
Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass.
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No. 926804 ID: 977456

Uhh... quest completed! Your reward is in another castle! Or the castle might have left by its own means?
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No. 926908 ID: 9876c4

Search for a Stetson for our new friend.

3,2,1 let's jam.
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No. 927817 ID: 8d26c4
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"Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass."
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No. 927818 ID: 8d26c4
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927818

Bebop: Naw that's not gonna happen.

He begins to sob.

Bebop: IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN! *snort* ROCKSTEADY WENT AND STARTED A GAME STUDIO AND LEFT ME BEHIND!!
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No. 927819 ID: 8d26c4
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927819

"... Bebop and Rocksteady broke up?"
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No. 927821 ID: 8d26c4
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927821

"Wait, Bebop and Rocksteady were GAY?!"
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No. 927822 ID: 8d26c4
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927822

Dr. Stranner: I find it hard to believe Rocksteady's smart enough to do game dev. This isn't the same Rocksteady, right?

Flycatcher: I have no idea who anyone is or what you all are talking about.
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No. 927823 ID: 8d26c4
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927823

Bebop continues to sob.
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No. 927824 ID: 8d26c4
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927824

Spike: Does it make me gay if I get off of a gay guy?
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No. 927826 ID: 094652

"You could beg for a job as DLC."
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No. 927828 ID: 8d26c4
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927828

...

Well. How shall we proceed now?

1. We leave the poor, sobbing pigman to his misery and carry on with our quest. Spike, get down off the Bebop. ("You don't get down off a Bebop, you get down off a duck!" >Goddammit, Spike<)

2. Help Bebop with his personal problems, shifting gears once again from a dungeon crawl to what might wind up being a gay furry dating sim. Stranner and Flycatcher will resume the dungeon quest on their own and probably have a better time of it. Mary will accompany Spike & Kitty because there's no way she's missing out on a gay furry dating sim.
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No. 927938 ID: 9876c4

Use stranner-hat to create Cowboy-Bebop.
Alternately, use sweatervest to create Cosby-Bebop.

I'm not sure what I'm trying to accomplish.
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No. 927988 ID: 977456

Cowboy Bebop is tempting... but I gotta go with leaving him to his misery.
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No. 931301 ID: 8d26c4

TGchan never ceases to surprise me.
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No. 932969 ID: 8d26c4
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932969

The party moves on and leaves poor Bebop to his sobbing.

They come to a crossroads. The party can now go WEST to the STRONG MAN EXHIBIT, NORTH to the WILD WATER RIDE or EAST to the BIRD SHOW.

What do you suggest?

1. WEST
2. NORTH
3. EAST
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No. 932973 ID: 977456

East! Birds are delicious. Make certain to take the sign with you, as evidence, in case they try to claim that you went the wrong way.
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