Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)11:49 No. 911641 ID: 2474dd
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Further north down the path, the carnival is more overtaken by forest growth. Despite that, up ahead the party sees a lit display, apparently plugged into a nearby tree.

Somehow.

Regardless, it seems to be advertising "The Amazing Chair". It appears to be a simple stone chair with a surprisingly pristine cushion despite the outside having some mossy growth on it.

Next to the chair is a small table on which there is a surprisingly pristine looking plate of cookies and a glass of what appears to be milk.

There's also some sort of sign in a foreign language, but it's been ruined by a black mold of some sort. It was probably either marketing or legal information.

Wat do?

A. Have someone sit in the chair. Note that Mary is too small to volunteer and Kitty probably won't listen to you anyways. Stranner looks hesitant, so you will probably have to choose between Spike or Flycatcher.

B. Ignore the chair and press onwards.

>>911603
Venture off the paths and go west, young man.

We didn't come all this way to ignore The Amazing Chair. Spike can fit, Spike can sits.

Wouldn't Spike fits better upside-down?

Set it on fire

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911691 ID: 2474dd
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>>911643
Spike sits.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911692 ID: 2474dd
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>>911652
OK.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:13 No. 911694 ID: 2474dd
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>>911653
OK.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:15 No. 911695 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: God dammit, Spike! Stop doing EVERYTHING Snoogie tells you to do. That chair's not even made of anything flammable! It's a STONE CHAIR. The only thing remotely flammable is the cushion which you have SOMEHOW MANAGED TO NOT LIGHT ON FIRE.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:16 No. 911696 ID: 2474dd
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Random Demon: Oh my gosh. What have you done to the Chair of Life Draining? That was our floor model!!

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:20 No. 911697 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: See?! And now you've gone and wrecked a floor model.

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:21 No. 911698 ID: 2474dd
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Chair of Life Draining: Naw man, t'sokay, I'm made of stone, yeah?

Smik 2018/11/24(Sat)19:25 No. 911699 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: I'm sorry, I had no idea he was contagious.

Demon: Just go. Please.

The party continues onwards...

Wait, eat those cookies and milk. Compound your crimes!

Mary: Seduce off the demon's tie, use it to construct a rudimentary saddle, affix saddle to Kitty's ponytail, acquire free transportation.

Smik 2019/01/27(Sun)22:51 No. 919238 ID: 8d26c4
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>>911742
Kitty: Are you eating the cookies and milk?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: You know they're wax, right?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: Are you eating the plate too?

Spike munches quietly.

Kitty: God dammit, Spike.

Spike eats wax. You are what you eat. Twirl Spike's hair for use as a candle wick.

Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!

>>919365
Spike also eats moldy old popcorn booths. Spike will eat a lot of stupid things Quest asks him to eat.

>Also: Spike, thine are thus tasked to quest for a mitey steed!
I already know what the next 'encounter' is. Their quest is about to go sideways again.

To the west!

Quick bump post so S&K don't get graveyarded while I was working on other quests, especially since I already know what I'm gonna do for 'em. I just need the time to do the art.

Smik 2019/03/21(Thu)20:00 No. 926758 ID: 8d26c4
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The party journeys further into the abandoned fairgrounds/open air dungeon. It's peaceful. They journey along the path, flanked on either sides by the rotting fences overgrown by tall grass outside various currently unused buildings.

Suddenly with a roar a great warthog bursts onto the scene!

Warthog: OK SLIMEBALLS, this is a STICKUP! Hand over all ya got or you're DEAD!

Smik 2019/03/21(Thu)20:02 No. 926759 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: MIGHTY STEED GET!!

Warthog: Wut.

I suppose you could make a suggestion. Things will happen regardless but feel free.

>>926760
Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass.

Uhh... quest completed! Your reward is in another castle! Or the castle might have left by its own means?

Search for a Stetson for our new friend.

3,2,1 let's jam.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:16 No. 927817 ID: 8d26c4
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"Look out for his partner, unless you want a horn up your ass."

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:17 No. 927818 ID: 8d26c4
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Bebop: Naw that's not gonna happen.

He begins to sob.

Bebop: IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN! *snort* ROCKSTEADY WENT AND STARTED A GAME STUDIO AND LEFT ME BEHIND!!

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:17 No. 927819 ID: 8d26c4
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"... Bebop and Rocksteady broke up?"

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:18 No. 927821 ID: 8d26c4
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"Wait, Bebop and Rocksteady were GAY?!"

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:19 No. 927822 ID: 8d26c4
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Dr. Stranner: I find it hard to believe Rocksteady's smart enough to do game dev. This isn't the same Rocksteady, right?

Flycatcher: I have no idea who anyone is or what you all are talking about.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:19 No. 927823 ID: 8d26c4
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Bebop continues to sob.

Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:20 No. 927824 ID: 8d26c4
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Spike: Does it make me gay if I get off of a gay guy?

"You could beg for a job as DLC."

Please make a suggestion. Smik 2019/03/29(Fri)12:35 No. 927828 ID: 8d26c4
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...

Well. How shall we proceed now?

1. We leave the poor, sobbing pigman to his misery and carry on with our quest. Spike, get down off the Bebop. ("You don't get down off a Bebop, you get down off a duck!" >Goddammit, Spike<)

2. Help Bebop with his personal problems, shifting gears once again from a dungeon crawl to what might wind up being a gay furry dating sim. Stranner and Flycatcher will resume the dungeon quest on their own and probably have a better time of it. Mary will accompany Spike & Kitty because there's no way she's missing out on a gay furry dating sim.

Use stranner-hat to create Cowboy-Bebop.
Alternately, use sweatervest to create Cosby-Bebop.

I'm not sure what I'm trying to accomplish.

Cowboy Bebop is tempting... but I gotta go with leaving him to his misery.

TGchan never ceases to surprise me.

Smik 2019/05/15(Wed)21:44 No. 932969 ID: 8d26c4
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The party moves on and leaves poor Bebop to his sobbing.

They come to a crossroads. The party can now go WEST to the STRONG MAN EXHIBIT, NORTH to the WILD WATER RIDE or EAST to the BIRD SHOW.

What do you suggest?

1. WEST
2. NORTH
3. EAST

East! Birds are delicious. Make certain to take the sign with you, as evidence, in case they try to claim that you went the wrong way.

Smik 2019/06/06(Thu)11:54 No. 935002 ID: 8d26c4
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The party goes EAST to the BIRD SHOW.

Apparently the "Bird Show" is a flock of wall-eyed vultures as they circle above a barbarian, bounded by stakes to a very large cooking sheet.

He is glistening with fragrant, virgin olive oil. It is readily apparent that the intent is for him to bake in the sun and then be eaten by the birds.

What does the party do?

1. Free the barbarian.

2. Ignore the barbarian, continue on their way.

3. Something else?

You heard the bird. Walk away.

>>935002
Politely ask the Barbarian what he did to piss these guys off.

Place a bet on 40-60 minutes. I am feeling lucky! So long as Mary doesn't mess with the result...

Smik 2019/07/15(Mon)18:28 No. 939235 ID: 8d26c4
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The party continues along its way, leaving the barbarian to his delicious fate. Well, it's delicious for the birds. He probably thinks it sucks.

They continue down the midway and discover a decent place to make camp. It apparently is the remains of a bed & breakfast, given the frame of a long-gone structure with a sign that has managed to withstand the ravages of time that says "Bed & Breakfast".

Spike takes a large bite out of the wooden framework, chews thoughtfully and then spits out a campfire. Flycatcher glances at Kitty who just sighs and shakes her head. Spike then sets you down and wanders off.

As the rest of the group try to create some makeshift bedding, there's a screech and a giant vampire bat flutters into view.

Vampire Bat: I see ya took care of the beds, now it's time for breakfast!

Kitty is not amused.

What do you suggest?

1. The joke was terrible, the vampire bats must die.
2. Use your SUPER GARLIC BUDS that you bought near the beginning of this dungeon.
3. Ask if they can transform into SEXY VAMPIRE BATS.

>>939235
Standard adventurer protocol is to put random junked items into your inventory for nonsensical reasons and then inexplicably use them to great effect during an encounter.
Use Garlic On Vampire.

What are you waiting for.

The vampire's bite is kin to the gar's lick: not worth the smell.
...
Challenge it to suck the stupid out of Spike.

>>939235
Put in your orders for breakfast. Eggs, sausage, bacon, beans, French Toast, the works. Use Spike's boneheaded recalcitrance to browbeat the bat into compliance.

Have mary do 3 and kitty do: >>939251
>suck stupid out of spike
while at the same time have spike do: >>939527

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