yurt

human camping shelter device

antimatter

hydroelectricity

gun

better gun

>locomotive

large gun

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)01:16 No. 792308 ID: d035ee
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ok so this weird-looking thing pops up out of nowhere and its got like a gun for a head right?

wow

you need to name this thing now i think

Carlos

sandiego

xander cage

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)01:40 No. 792316 ID: d035ee
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right so

carlos is just floatin there right

then this note pops up out of nowhere

it says
"yo so ur like a god and shit and you just made your first lil person

so like take care of it and shit, teach it shit, spawn it a home, all that

dont fuck this up"

carlos cant read, so he just kind of watches the note float there

oh shit wait i almost forgot

i mean the note almost forgot

fuck

ok whatever but like u can check carlos's status and all that too

>Check Carlos's Status

CHECK: note status
TEACH: note sapience

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)02:06 No. 792321 ID: d035ee
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carlos is okay i guess

hes just floating there havin a grand ol time

he doesnt know any skills or anything yet

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)02:07 No. 792322 ID: d035ee
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you teach the note sentience

the note is confused

it cant talk or anything but it is seriously considering its own existence

>SPAWN train. With like, dining cars and stuff. Real fancy.

Spawn empty strip club

SPAWN: Ant matter

Spawn: Fancy Dining Train!

you guys are thinking of CREATE, spawn is to make DFIs

Teach Carlos: Paper Craft
Teach Carlos: Origami
Teach Carlos: Basic Artistry

Create: Stack of multicolored Construction paper
Create: Glue Sticks
Create: Scissors
Create: Colored Pencils
Create: Pencil Sharpener
Create: Magic Marker - Drawn Body Parts (Eyes, Ears, Ect.) Are functional for sentient paper objects.

Create: Space Station
Create (Around Carlos and paper, attached to space station): Rotating Habitation Ring

Spawn High God.

TEACH Carlos bad puns.

>>792414
also Create High God

Spawn: Ceridwen
Spawn: Slinko

1/3 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)12:24 No. 792433 ID: d035ee
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wowww you guys made a lot of shit

a train pops up, theres an empty strip club too, and i guess the void didnt know what you meant by ant matter so it just made an ant

>>792433
SPAWN emoji DFI

Carlos: Suggestively drive train into strip club.

1/ oh shit wait its actually 4 whoops Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)12:30 No. 792436 ID: d035ee
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carlos now knows how to make models and shit out of paper, and oh look a bunch of shit to make shit with

he doesn't know the note is alive though and the note is freaking the fuck out

Create: Shredder
Shred note

3/4 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)12:36 No. 792438 ID: d035ee
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now theres a space station around carlos and all his shit

wait

did you guys seriously just make a high god

ok

Lax, the game's admin, pops into the game to watch you guys directly. As its first act as high god, it decides to remove all the colors from everything except its eyes to make it look more imposing or something idk. now its just kind of sitting there watching

4/4 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)12:40 No. 792439 ID: d035ee
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lax watches through the convenient window as carlos recieves a magic marker

this baby can draw limbs and shit on paper and itll become real

the note is interested but still terrified bc the scissors landed right next to it

CREATE: Robot suit that gets piloted by reading the mind of its pilot but it can only read the minds of paper-based beings and it can read minds at a decent range ok dont fuck me with "oh but it can't do anything its not in the cockpit" sort of shenanigans just make a nice robot suit the note can use

Teach Carlos: Language and Speech

Create :Speaker

From Speaker:
Carlos!
The note is alive!
Make it a body n' shit so it can move around!
Draw stuff with the marker cut it out, and attach it to the note!
Any body part you draw with the marker and connect to the note, can be used by the note as said drawn body part!

Also, You should name him!

Create: 2 half notes with the scissor.

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)13:14 No. 792455 ID: d035ee
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a speaker pops up and lets Carlos in on the deal with the note

but

now Carlos is hearing two distinct voices, one telling him to kill the note, and one telling him to give it life

Lax likes the idea of this moral dilemma and decides to put the NOTE ARMOR on hold for now

UNTIL THE NEXT UPDATE, ANY SUGGESTIONS OTHER THAN "KILL NOTE" OR "HELP NOTE" WILL BE IGNORED

HELP NOTE

KILL NOTE

HELP note

KILL HELP

>>792455
KELP NOTE

HELP NOTE

HELP note

>>792455
HELP NOTE

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)14:10 No. 792480 ID: d035ee
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Carlos decides to help the note, and starts cuttin out limbs using the magic marker...

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)14:13 No. 792482 ID: d035ee
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...but the NOTE ARMOR spawns in first.

NAME note: worthy

Can the ote use the armor without limbs?
It still needs eyes and ears!

Also, new Idea!

Teach Carlos: Literacy

Create: Ream of Living Paper
These otherwise ordinary looking sheets of paper, when folded into shapes and decorated with the MAGIC MARKER come to life! You can also write orders or how they should behave in magic marker, and they will follow said actions to the best of their ability!
^
Say all that through the speaker as well.

Go make some friends!

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)14:38 No. 792498 ID: d035ee
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the note says that its all cool, it can work the armor just fine

also it could see and hear and shit when it first got sentience... somehow

carlos is freaked out but tries to be chill with the new friend

he doesnt even notice the ream of living paper spawn in

oh and also the note is now named worthy and carlos knows how to read

Carlos: Shoot out window, dive out like a badass. We'll create you a parachute. Probably.

Create (On top of living paper): Sticky note explaining how the living paper works.

They'll get to it eventually.

>>792501
You know space glass is bullet proof right?
OH GOD SPACE GLASS IS BULLET PROOF.
This might get messy.

Create Outside: Rainbow Bridges to the beyond.
Create Outside: Wonders, Whimsies, and Terrible secrets buried in the unknown vastness of the void.
Create Outside: Derelict Ships, and Stations
Create Outside: Mysterious floating islands.

>>792505
CREATE: Bulletproof-proof bullet. There.

Create: space w/ stars and habitable planets

create: space w/ black holes and uninhabitable moons

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)16:51 No. 792540 ID: d035ee
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carlos and worthy look out the window fuckin dead silent...

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)16:51 No. 792542 ID: d035ee
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as a whole new world opens up in front of em.

Ignore all of that and stay inside playing vidya.

CREATE: Ecksbawks.

>>792542
>a whole new world
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=hZ1Rb9hC4JY

Cadveria 2017/04/01(Sat)22:17 No. 792685 ID: d035ee
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an ecksbawks is created behind the two, but theyre still watching the outside

worthy asks where the exit is bc it wants to explore all this

To exit the space station, one of you must kill the other.

inside the ecksbawks you will find two guns. You may take these guns and walk ten paces in either direction. On the count of three, you are to turn and shoot.

...Oh wait, doesn't one of you have a gun for a head? Seems like a pretty big advantage. Go nuts, DFIs.

>>792685
Make your own door.

>>792687
Don't listen to him! He's lying!

Create (In front of connecting rainbow bridge): IRIS DOOR

Create: Backpack
Create (In Backpack): Grappling hook Carlos can stick this in his face and fire it to get places!
Create (In Backpack): Auto Mapper

Create (On Armor): Grappling Cannon
Create (On Armor): Inventory Compartment

Teach (Both): Kung Fu
Teach (Both): [Memory of] Movie:"The Matrix"

Create (Outside): Shimmering Portals (They link to other shimmering portals elsewhere.)

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/02(Sun)12:14 No. 792808 ID: d035ee
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a whole bunch of grappling and exploration shit is made for the two of em, and carlos goes ahead and puts all his other shit in his backpack too

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/02(Sun)12:17 No. 792809 ID: d035ee
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the two of em stand in front of the door, they cant wait for it to open

before it does though Lax decides to interrupt with some boring-ass game info

Lax: okay so like
Lax: if y'all leave the space station that means you're goin on an ADVENTURE
Lax: you cant make anything during an ADVENTURE, only give your DFIs commands
Lax: ...or your sentient notes, whatever
Lax: point is
Lax: if theres ANYTHING you want to do before you go, do it now

Create (in backpack):Portable Speaker.

Yo take the living paper and magic marker n scissors. Minions could be useful yo.

Create: Hand grenade: It explodes into a bunch of hands when you pull the pin out.

...Did I remember to make a pin? Oh, guess not. Fire in the hand!

>>792820
Jazz Hand grenade.

>>792824
Upon landing the jazz hands should all suddenly be wearing various hats while doing interpretive dace.

Cadveria 2017/04/02(Sun)23:02 No. 793027 ID: d035ee
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theres a portable speaker in Carlos' backpack now, and a jazz hand grenade is spawned in

...neither of the two know that its about to blow though

Teach Note: Wingdings.

Well at least it'll be handy.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/03(Mon)16:18 No. 793165 ID: d035ee
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the nade explodes right in front of the two...

and then they run outside, not even bothering to wait for your okay

a few of the hands follow them out, but most of them are still inside

(animooted)

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/03(Mon)16:21 No. 793166 ID: d035ee
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looks like theres three paths from here

where should everyone go?

...or should they head back in and try to deal with the influx of hands

The enemy's gate is down. Therefore, we must go down.
Leave the hand job to someone else.

Forward march!

Yeah dont worry about the hands.

They're on an adventure now right?
It's not like we can MAKE SENTIENT all the hands while they are gone.
And its not like we'd TEACH HANDS: Communication . That would be madness!
Then what? I suppose we could do somthing silly like NAME A HAND "BARON VON FINGERS" , but whats the point?
Next you'll be telling me we CREATE on BARON VON FINGERS: Villainous Mustach , and TEACH BARON VON FINGERS: LEADERSHIP, PUBLIC DISCOURSE, MEGALOMANIA, PAPER CRAFT, AND DRAWING. All while we CREATE IN STATION: LARGE SUPPLY OF LIVING PAPER AND MAGIC MARKERS.
Absurdity. All of it. We cant do that on an adventure. Beaides They are just hands. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG . NO SURPRISES WILL BE IN STIRE WHEN OUR HEROS RETURN. NONE.

So they should go a direction that is not home, post haste.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/04(Tue)12:24 No. 793382 ID: d035ee
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the two head down the middle path and they find a sign

ahead is another bridge leading to a large planet

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/04(Tue)12:25 No. 793383 ID: d035ee
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they ask the speaker what the sign says

It's all welsh to me. "allow no new people do not go further" According to google.

From Speaker:

Pam?!?
Nid ydym fyddai mewn unrhyw beth cyffwrdd!
Rydym Addewid!
Rydym yn archwilio!

>>793383
Probably something like "no newbies allowed". Let's go down a different path.

Note: Appropriate language of foreign culture.
Carlos: Become triggered.

Cadveria 2017/04/05(Wed)13:57 No. 793706 ID: d035ee
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some weird-ass gibberish comes out of the speaker: Pam?!?
Nid ydym fyddai mewn unrhyw beth cyffwrdd!
Rydym Addewid!
Rydym yn archwilio!

the speaker then explains what the sign says- 'no newbies allowed', kinda

>>793430
Carlos is already triggered- he's got a gun for a head!

Carlos and the Note might be fresh out the void, but we arn't newbies!

I guess that means were perfectly welcome. ONWARD!

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/17(Mon)21:56 No. 796617 ID: d035ee
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carlos and the note continue onwards towards the planet, ignoring the sign that may or may not have been telling them to keep out.

sorry for the period of inactiveness, been busy with stuff for awhile.

Cadveria 2017/04/17(Mon)22:00 No. 796618 ID: d035ee
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as carlos reaches the surface another sign pops up.

it says:

Roeddwn i'n meddwl fy mod yn dweud i chi aros i ffwrdd. Dydych chi ddim hyd yn oed gael eich cyfathrebwr eto, a ydych chi?

Oh neat, this is still a thing.

From Speaker: Gwnewch uchelseinydd ar hyn o bryd er mwyn i chi roi'r gorau i wneud arwyddion.

Faint ydych chi eisiau i ni feddu gyfathrebwr? Rydym yn mewn unrhyw brys.
Pwy yn y gêm hon?

Hefyd, a ydych yn gwybod Saesneg?.

Beth y fŵc wnaethost ti ddweud amdana i, y bîtch bach? Fyddai'n cael chi gwybod graddiais i ar dop fy nosbarth yn yr Navy Seals, a chymerais ran yn sawl cyrch cyfrinachol yn erbyn Al-Quaeda, ac mae ganddo i dros 300 lladd wedi ei gadarnhau. Rydw I yn hyfforddedig yn rhyfela gorila a dwi yn y snipiwr dop yn yr holl luoedd arfog yr UD. Dy rwyt ti'n ddim byd i mi heblaw am darged arall. Fy fyddai yn dy weipio di'r fŵc o wyneb y byd gyda thrachywiredd sydd byth wedi ei weld o’r blaen ar y Ddaear, nodwch fy ffycin geiriau. Ti'n credu gallet ti gael i ffwrdd â dweud y cachu hwnna i mi dros y we? Meddyliwch eto, fŵciwr. Ar yr un pryd rydyn ni'n siarad mae dy IP yn cael ei olrhain felly fe ddylet ti baratoi am y storm, cynrhon. Rwyt ti'n feirwon, plentyn. Rwy allu bod unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gall i dy ladd mewn dros 700 ffordd wahanol, ac mae hynny dim ond gyda fy nwylo noeth. Nid yn unig ydw i wedi fy hyfforddi'n helaeth yn ymladd anarfog, ond rwyf hefyd a chyrchiad i'r holl arfau 'Marine Corps' yr Unol Daleithiau a fy fyddai yn defnyddio i'w radd lawn i weipio dy ben ôl diflas o wyneb y cyfandir, y cachu bach. Os gallet ti ddim ond deall y dial ansanctaidd fydd dy sylwad "clyfar" bach yn dod lawr arnoch chi, falle fy fydda di wedi dal dy ffycin tafod. Ond ni allest ti, ac ni wnaethost ti, a nawr rydych chi yn talu'r preis, y ffŵl. Fy fydda i yn cachio llid drosot ti nes i chi boddi ynddo. Rydych chi'n feirwon, plentyn.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/19(Wed)22:38 No. 797005 ID: d035ee
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so you broadcast your responses using the speaker, and for a few seconds no new signs appear...

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/19(Wed)22:40 No. 797007 ID: d035ee
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but then Worthy notices a figure running towards the two of them. It says its name is Leeky, and it's one of Welsh's DFIs. it takes you a second to figure out what the thing is saying, but you get it after a bit.

it says Welsh wants to ask why you barged in here without warning or permission, and also what an english is.

An English is a great disc of sourdough, used for sustenance early in the day. They are commonly toasted to a crisp, and seasoned with butter and marmalade.

We're having an adventure, homie.

We came here to laugh at you.

We're here to make friends

From speaker: We haven't taught these two patience. The Attention Deficit in them is high and they are just running around gawking at the world. For now, they are harmless.

Besides that, I kind of want them to experience some stuff on their own instead of blindly filling their heads with hundreds of concepts and ideas.

We also may just be fucking around a little bit. Shit has yet to get real.

English is a language. In our world it originated in the large neighboring kingdom to the east of the kingdom where your language (or it's equivalent) originated from.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/22(Sat)03:01 No. 797421 ID: d035ee
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carlos and worthy relay your mixed messages to leeky, who relays them back to welsh. welsh is a bit confused by your reply, but decides youre harmless for now.

leeky says welsh says that youd better work on getting your communicator and that welsh can help with that, but leeky goes on to say that she doesnt quite know what welsh means by-

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/22(Sat)03:05 No. 797422 ID: d035ee
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oh

that giant temple that just popped up out of nowhere might have something to do with it

Enter, Minions!
Oh who am I kidding your ADD addled selves would rush in there anyway.

From speaker:
Rydych chi wedi bod yn ddefnyddiol.
Yn syth at y pwynt.

Ar ôl i ni gael y cyfathrebwr byddwn yn dweud yn gyfrinach.

Random enemy encounter! Carlos, get in an attack of opportunity!

>>797462
Is he even loaded, though?

Create Long Island ice teas.

>>797569
Well he said he's already triggered, so he must be ready to go!
Can't create here, we're on an ADVENTURE.

Explore temple!

1/2 Cadveria 2017/04/24(Mon)17:01 No. 797790 ID: d035ee
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the three head down into the temple...

2/2 Cadveria 2017/04/24(Mon)17:02 No. 797791 ID: d035ee
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...and come to a sealed door. there are two other passageways, one to the left and the other to the right. Leeky suggests that maybe the way to open the door is down one of those hallways.

Go left!

Cadveria 2017/04/27(Thu)23:46 No. 798483 ID: d035ee
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at the end of the hallway is a bunck of tiles on a wall

oh look a puzzle

http://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/dfi-puzzle-left/

Suggestion 2017/04/28(Fri)00:02 No. 798485 ID: 3ce125
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>>798483
I did it.

Cadveria 2017/04/28(Fri)14:36 No. 798560 ID: d035ee
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the tiles lock into place, forming a picture of... something.

a rumbling is heard from down the corridor, and a convenient expository voice decides to explain what we're looking at.

Leastgood is the deity of bad luck and being a sore loser. He is often seen in a depressed state, saying that he 'lives up to his name'.

I'd be a shithead too if I were a broccoli pony. Neeext!

Seems like we need to go to the other branch now?

Cadveria 2017/04/28(Fri)20:19 No. 798639 ID: d035ee
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the dfis head to the other corridor. As they pass by the door, they notice its still closed. this puzzle has a similar setup, but with a... very different picture on the puzzle.

https://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/dfi-puzzle-right/

>>798639
Huh... What's the "Flip-Flopper"doing here?

>>798639
Shoot it.

I tried doing this puzzle, then I puked all over my monitor.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/05/06(Sat)00:56 No. 799940 ID: d035ee
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the three of them just stand there for a bit, unsure of what to do

then leeky steps forward and begins solving the puzzle

in a lil bit the puzzle is solved and the door in the main room opens with a loud rumble

leeky says welsh got tired of waiting for you guys to solve it

2/2 Cadveria 2017/05/06(Sat)00:57 No. 799941 ID: d035ee
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as the three walk back to the main door, you hear another booming voice

Mitt is the god of kindness and empathy. While her face is unsettling to most, she is actually a kind, easygoing person to talk to.

From Speaker: Rydym byth a fwriadwyd i ddatrys y pos oherwydd nad oes neb yn hoffi posau sleid.

>>799941
Hahaha god damn it fine.

Let's see if the door in the center is open now.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/05/06(Sat)20:45 No. 800163 ID: d035ee
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the door has in fact opened, and a long hallway leads down to...

2/2 Cadveria 2017/05/06(Sat)20:46 No. 800166 ID: d035ee
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a stone chest locked with two bolts.

guess what guys more slide puzzlesssss

>>800166
Fine. One cat per puzzle. Have at 'em, kitties.

From Speaker:
Alright.
Carlos.
Did you bring the living paper like I told you too?
If so, make some flat horrible orogami mouth creature, and stick it into the gap under the chests lid.
Then feed it paper until it gets so fat it breaks the lock.

1/3 Cadveria 2017/05/08(Mon)11:54 No. 800491 ID: d035ee
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leeky and worthy set to work on the puzzles as carlos gets to work creating...

2/3 Cadveria 2017/05/08(Mon)11:55 No. 800492 ID: d035ee
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...a flatmouth!

carlos then sets to work sliding it into the small crack into the chest...

3/3 Cadveria 2017/05/08(Mon)11:56 No. 800493 ID: d035ee
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...only to have the flatmouth bite his hand in protest as it slithers away.

>>800493
Well so much for that. I guess we gotta solve that puzzle for real.

leeky can't figure out how to solve her puzzle, and after consulting with welsh, hands it off to carlos.

both carlos and worthy are now asking for help.

https://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/dfi-chest-puzzle-left/

https://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/dfi-chest-puzzle-right/

Suggestion 2017/05/08(Mon)14:32 No. 800547 ID: 3ce125
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>>800543
Left.

Suggestion 2017/05/08(Mon)14:38 No. 800549 ID: 3ce125
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>>800543
Right.

1/2 Cadveria 2017/05/17(Wed)04:52 No. 802503 ID: d035ee
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the two both solve their puzzles at the same time, causing the resulting informational broadcasts to overlap each other, forming one last puzzle of sorts.

2/2 Cadveria 2017/05/17(Wed)04:54 No. 802504 ID: d035ee
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but hey, at least the chest is unlocked now

>>802503

>Welsh is the god of being Welsh. Literally everything he does pertains to Wales somehow. The country doesn't even exist and yet somehow he manages it anyway. Also, he's made of black slime so watch out for that.

>Killer is the god of murder and death! Killer will openly admit to being what she is, and never bothers with things like deception and subtlety. She kills people, everyone else knows it, and she loves it.

Open the boooox.

Also killer sounds useful AF.

From Speaker:Rwy'n gwybod Killer! Hi oedd yn eiddo gan y Brenin Edward y Cyntaf!

>>802504
What's in the boooooox?

1/2 Cadveria 2017/06/18(Sun)14:28 No. 808868 ID: d035ee
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the box has a lil doodad in it

its got a screen and a small retractable antenna

carlos picks it up and it immediately starts beeping, which scares the shit out of the poor thing

2/2 Cadveria 2017/06/18(Sun)14:29 No. 808869 ID: d035ee
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looks like you got a phone call

Answer that shit.

Yo, What up? Hows it kickin'?

Let it go to voicemail.

Choose the sideways crescent over an X.

>>808869
Answer it!!!

Cadveria 2017/06/19(Mon)03:30 No. 809006 ID: d035ee
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carlos looks a bit conflicted over which button to push, but leeky steps in and pushes the left button for him

a new figure appears on the screen

>>809006
Who are you, some kind of Mom TCP?

You're not my real dad TCP!

What brings you to this session, dad?

oh shit my parents are home quick guys hide the TCP game!

Cadveria? 2017/06/20(Tue)01:01 No. 809285 ID: d035ee
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[animooted!]

Hey. You've been quiet for a while. Are you alright?

Ummm... yes.

That's my girl! Status report, Daddy-o.

>>809285
We are but a fragment of Voidsy. Most of the masks have ignored this session, choosing instead to meddle in the affairs of other worlds.

But yes. We are quite alright.
Has time passed in the other session?
We need it's admin to open us a window if we are to interact with it once again.

Until then we are locked out.

knux400 2017/06/20(Tue)11:17 No. 809361 ID: d035ee
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>>809321

We've been playing some games amongst ourselves to pass the time. Primus noticed you'd gone quiet, and thought something might be up, so I put on the mask real quick to check on you.

You seemed to be... in an odd state. Some of you were gone completely, and other bits were talking nonsense to themselves. There was mention of living paper at one point, and I think you started talking in complete gibberish for a bit, too.

>>809329

...Huh. If you're asking whether time has passed for us, it has, but it hasn't been long. Jasper seems happier here, and everyone's gotten to know them a bit better.

Oh, Seaspray's over right now. They were about to head out and start gearing up again, but they wanted to say hi one last time before things started getting hairy.

Miller says you might've been asleep and dreaming, whatever that means- Ah. Okay. That's kind of an odd way to regain energy, but whatever works for you guys, I guess.

Everything seems quiet currently. Seaspray's leaving now, but they told me to say hi to you for them. Everyone else says hi too. I suppose you should get some more rest now that we know you're okay- I'll wake you as soon as we need you.

GOOD END

DFIs CREATED: 1.5
CHESTS OPENED: 1
GODS SEEN: 5
BAD JOKES ENDURED: NaN
OVERALL SCORE: 42

Hang in there, fellas! Tiny Cat People will return soonish!