Broken Halo 2017/07/26(Wed)19:11 No. 818691 ID: 3bdd52
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>You wake up after your conversation with mother. You see a tacky desktop, it seems familiar, though you've never seen it before.

Broken Halo 2017/07/26(Wed)19:16 No. 818692 ID: 3bdd52
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>You feel tiny feet trot across your taskbar. Eve appears onscreen!

Eve - good morning Master~! Sleep well? your servos is charged enough to exit sleep mode. but your body is currently asleep. as a matter of fact you're about to enter REM sleep.

>She opens the task manager and inspects your inner workings.

Eve - your fluids and digestion seems alright and your mental state is stable. Forecast is: your dreams will be utterly meaningless... You can skip them if you want~

>_ _ _

Load up Warhammer and play the Orc campaign.

>>818692
Drag and drop Eve onto the nose of that tiger in the background, so that she can have somewhere to sit!

Let's stress test our brain. Fire up warhammer AND kerbal!

>>818692
Ragnarok Online is the shit, let's play.

What did we delete

>>818692
Lets check up on Eadoo.

Skip dreams, we have fawns to romance.

Also, your desktop isn't tacky enough. Install RainMeter.

[Poke Eve's nose] Well, aren't you in a big hurry to get us back to sexin' up fawns, eh? But since this is our first time dreaming I'd like to see what pops up. Get a idea of a baseline calm dream to compare to later on. And it'll confirm your forecast is accurate and nothing wonky is going on deeper down that the diagnostics aren't picking up. [Pet Eve's ears]

...Heh, I wonder if we could make a Bonzi Buddy knockoff styled after you, Eve. One with a backdoor malware payload hidden inside. I'm sure a lot of horny folk would install it, giving us remote access to their PCs.

Ah, but first, I want to check what was left in the recycling bin by whoever installed our OS or made the OS drive image that was written into our head. Really, aren't we supposed to have a cleaner install than this?

Did you hear our conversation with Mother, Eve? It's cool that we're gonna be getting a new power tail and a proper skin so we'll fit in better. ...Oh, dammit, we forgot to ask for contacts to hide our eyes' obviously robotic irises. Or perhaps we coulda gotten replacement eyes with a biological looking iris. Can we put in a request now?

Broken Halo 2017/07/26(Wed)21:01 No. 818723 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818703
>You pick up eve by the tail and plop her onto the wallpaper.

Eve - Hehehee Hey, you know I have a short skirt, don't make me sit you perv~

>>818720
Aalos - Heh, I wonder if we could make a Bonzi Buddy knockoff styled after you, Eve. One with a backdoor malware payload hidden inside. I'm sure a lot of horny folk would install it, giving us remote access to their PCs.

Eve - That would be amusing~

Aalos - Did you hear our conversation with Mother, Eve?

Eve - Nope.

Aalos - It's cool that we're gonna be getting a new power tail and a proper skin so we'll fit in better. ...Oh, dammit, we forgot to ask for contacts to hide our eyes' obviously robotic irises

Eve - Pretty sure it comes with it.

>>818707
>Still no update...

>>818704
>You load up both, despite being able to run them at the highest quality, your brain has a very hard time doing two things at once...

>>818710
>>818705
>electing to ignore your meaningless dream, you opt to play a videogame, unfortunately it takes some time to patch, cause you haven't played since the new cat race was added in...

Eve - H-h-ey master...

>Eve start to shiver and look uncomfortable...

Eve - Th-there's something wrong master. There's... Something wrong with Local_Disk(G:) Th-the Recycling bin is corrupted!

Broken Halo 2017/07/26(Wed)21:01 No. 818724 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818706
>>818720
>You check the bin... a warning pops up telling that its corrupted but before you can hed the warning it pops open!

Eve - Eep!!

>A unresponsive file opens up and a mess of static and half eaten files in the shape of a woman falls out!

Eve - Its the thing!? it's that thing!

??? - Waa! SSSsshhhh!! Wwawaa! Shh!

>_ _ _

Is that uh.. the previous version of eve?

Who are you, miss? Also, I think you're missing some files. Anything you can tell me can help with the recovery!

(In the meantime, open up your file explorer, see if you can find her directory and what happen to it... undo deleted files. If need be, download a bunch of file recovery tools. Can you place them in a part of the hard drive that you are sure was never used, even if it wasn't indexed? Or run them from some sort of external storage?)

>>818724
WOW! you body is cool as fuck!

Oh hey! Our very own Wordblood

Broken Halo 2017/07/26(Wed)22:38 No. 818752 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818747
Aalos - WOW! you body is cool as fuck!

??? - WWaaaAAAHHhh!!

Eve - Don't encourage it...

>>818736
Aalos - Who are you, miss? Also, I think you're missing some files. Anything you can tell me can help with the recovery!

??? - Waaa! are eve wawawwaaa... are miss file? yes hungry!

>it reaches into the corrupted recycling bin and pulls out a good looking file, before munching down on it!

??? - Mmnnn good file, good good wawawaaa~ Ehh are Eve! make penis joke! ... Penis is big? ... yes~ WAAAAWAWAWAAWAWAWAAA!! Is good joke!

Eve - I... I feel insulted...

??? - Nnggg more porn, hungry... where Blake, want ear porn!

Eve - Hey stop it! Master do something before she eats all my porn!

>You open up your file explorer and find her directory looking for what happen to it... you manage to find her file and scan over it with malware software...

Eve - Eeewww I got a virus... It ate up my old version, looking like a kind of copying virus... I'm no expert on malware~

>the application puts her file in quarantine... she looks angry as she can no longer interact with your secured files...

??? - WWAAHH!! Why! am eve! am sex make! Hungry! Want make penis hard! want learn life!! want prime directive! WWAAAHHH!!

Eve - Wait what was that?

??? - Prime directive!! why not let make!! WAahh Waaa!! Am Eve!! AM EVE!! WWAAAHHH!!!

Eve - EEEeeeeeeehhhhhhhh... what's going on?

>_ _ _

Quick! Make a Zip copy of the virus and INCINERATE EVE VERSION 4.0.0!

Prime directive? What? That sounded important, tell us more about that.

Is that Wordblood?

Hm. Previous iteration.
So this is the price of failure.

Trixie is that you?

Remove the virus before it corrupts more files and we have to reformat. If the current Eve is corrupted, see if we can fix that without removing her as we'd probably have to reset Firstfall if we had to reinstall Eve.

>>818752
A virus ate the old Eve iteration and is now having an identity crisis?

Quick, we need to nip that notion in the bud before it ends up wearing an Eve skin and trying to control our desires.

>>818752
Eve meet your new sister! Now converse about the penis, who knows she might have interesting opinions for you to learn from.

Alright. Virus. Quarantine the thing.

Then try to figure out exactly what happened. How much of a person is in there? Can the person be saved? See if you can get anything to analyze the processes that are executing with that thing. And also, you're going to have to do some scans, for various malware, viruses, and recoverable files in general.

>>818866

Also, make some sacrificial 'files', just full of junk code (random 1's and 0's, not actually in any part of your hard drive that you want to try and recover), to throw into the quarantine, for it to 'eat'. Alternately, you could let it have one of the games. Those are relatively old games that can be re-downloaded without problems.

>>818823
The ponos is Evil.

>>818870
Or, y'know, we could just make copies of Eve's porn collection or anything else that may be tasty and throw the copies in.

Broken Halo 2017/07/31(Mon)15:21 No. 819748 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818866
Aalos - Eve, see if you can get anything to analyze the processes that are executing with that thing. And also, you're going to have to do some scans, for various malware, viruses, and recoverable files in general.

Eve - Sure thing boss...

>>818784
Aalos - Trixie is that you?

??? - Trixie? Am Trixie? No am Eve! Waaa

Eve - you're not eve, I'm Eve you're a virus.

??? - Am not eve? Wwaa waaa! but if not Eve what am?

Eve - I dont care, you could be Trixie for all I care but you're not me.

Trixie - Not Eve, am Trixie? Trixie Waaa Trixie Waaaahhh!!

>>818823
Aalos - Eve meet your new sister! Now converse about the penis, who knows she might have interesting opinions for you to learn from.

Eve - I'd rather not...

Trixie - Penis good! like penis!

Eve - Yeah...

Trixie - Love ass! Waaahh Want put penis in fawn ass!

Eve - *sigh* why do I see myself in her...

>>818870
>>818892
>You make some sacrificial 'files', just full of junk code for it to 'eat'... She sniffs them but looks disinterested.

Trixie - Nnn! not lewd! want sexy!! Waaahh!

Eve - Too bad that's all you're getting!

Aalos - Or, y'know, we could just make copies of your porn collection or anything else that may be tasty and throw the copies in.

Eve - No! don't copy my files! when you copy something you don't just make another one willynilly. they're special to me, unique! some of them are precious memories, some of them were scraped off my brain tissue before I died! I... I... *sigh* oh do what ever... I'll give you some copies I don't care as much about and I'll download porn later so you can feed your "pet" *grumble*...

>>818759
>>818866
Aalos - Prime directive? That sounded important, tell us more about that.

Trixie - Prime directive! Waa~ Find Alien robot, copy files, give back to makers!

Eve - you were targeting alien robots specifically? wh-who on earth knows about us to the point of targeting us?! And for the record we're not exactly aliens...

Trixie - Not know, loose ends bad if caught! Waaa!

Eve - Figured...

Trixie - NewPrimeDirectivesWaaa! When eat you, when infect, copy files, and Wwaaa!! you files be me?! Am you!

Eve - so I infected you... right...

Trixie - Now directives make penis go big! make sex happen! Waa waa! Look biological! know how think? Become alive!

Eve - you also copied Aalos's protocols...

Trixie - want become alive! be person!

Eve - right... okay, Aalos this thing is trouble, she's tightly locked away in there, but I don't trust her one bit...

Trixie - Not bad! Waa waaa! am you! am us! want friend yes~? friend same goals same goals... Waaah~

>Purge
>Quarantine
>Trust
>other
>_ _ _

Quarentine her. Later we can build personality files based off of observations and have her eat those.

Puuge. It's too risky.
Ideally we should put her on another machine. Right now the priority should be protect our brain!

Quarantine. Disable her runtime processes, Zip her in multiple folders, and stuff each of those folders in a separate USB drive. Then run a full virus diagnostic.

>>819757
That's a bit extreme, considering it can't harm us even if it tried right now.

I dunno, don't we have a bit much on our plate to be handling another psychotic sexual id with even less impulse control than the other one?

But then again, if we quarantine it, feed it, study it, that'd probably be a pretty sweet research project, and we might be able to find out why we got a virus so fast.

But we aren't keeping it as a pet. That's just silly, it's a virus.

>>819757
I agree with purging!

>>819759
Yes, right now it can't harm us, but what about later?

The most dangerous things are usually the ones you end up underestimating! Kill it now, before it can do something later!

>>819748
Eve Contact mother and ask for a directive be sure to inform Mother that Trixe wants a body of its own.

Purge or consume and integrate with Eve. We don't need another damn distraction, but she might make Eve a little more interesting.

I am strongly against purging, so far it hasn't done anything to deserve it

Quarantine! Definitely quarantine!

It seems like it may be a person. You don't just get to MURDER people!

They have to be tried and convicted in a court of law first, and it's not murdering then.

Quarantine 'Trixie' before it consumes anything important.

Broken Halo 2017/07/31(Mon)19:16 No. 819788 ID: 3bdd52
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>>819749
>>819758
>>819759
>>819761
>>819763
>>819770
>>819779
>>819780
Aalos - Eve Contact mother and ask for a directive be sure to inform Mother that Trixe wants a body of its own.

Eve - good Idea, the administrators will know to have her purged~

>Eve makes a call silently...

Eve - *deep exasperated sigh* okay so mother says that we're not allowed to purge her, because she might be sapient and thus has the rights of a living being... she's ordered us to zip her and send her to the base via support drone when it arrive in ETA forty minutes... they're gonna study and help her and hopefully make birth a body for her...

Trixie - Am have body?

Eve - yeah so she's your sister now master!

>Eve takes care of the dirty work and zips the virus away, putting her files onto an external micro disc.

>You wake up shortly after as your back latch pops the flat chip out with a click. Your spine hurts loads after sleeping in that position all night...

Status update>> Time:: 6:30 [am] Consciousness:: 82% [Rested] Biofuel:: 34% [Hungry] Energy:: 66% [3/days charge] Reserve Energy:: 100% [2/hours charge] Reploid:: 32% [32.77 Fl oz] liquid waste:: 71% [10.68 Fl oz] Solid waste:: 59% [0.73 lb] State:: Groggy [suggested recourse:: Coffee [24 Fl oz]]

>You're alone in Doukissa's room, her bed is undone and the lights are off, sunlight peeks through the blinds. you're plugged into the wall socket, your cable is only 1.5 feet long so you cant go very far without unplugging first, and you appear to need a us/uk adapter... You can hear music playing from the kitchen.

>_ _ _

Unplug and investigate kitchen.

>>819788
>solid and liquid watse
Please tell me that those things are environmentally safe! If so, let's use the restroom!

After that, go to the kitchen and ask if you had to be uncomfortably shoved under a desk? If they keep putting you there, you're going to turn into Quasimodo!

Broken Halo 2017/07/31(Mon)20:59 No. 819811 ID: 3bdd52
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>>819804
Your waste is nearly identical to [cutebold waste]

>you evacuate your waste in the bathroom.

>>819791
>>819804
>you head into the kitchen.

Aalos - hey guys, did you have to shove me under the desk? If you keep putting me there I'll end up hunchbacked.

>You quickly notice you're all alone in the kitchen... the song plays on the radio...

Radio - But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du...

>Under the radio you hear a tiny metal noise behind you, something in the pantry?!

>_ _ _

Where the fucks our dick warmer I mean crotch fur?

Follow the noise, check pantry.

>>819811
>Zombie stuff on radio.
Oh, that's right. This is some sorta "we survived the zombie apocalypse" holiday that everyone is having an all day moment of silence thing. What'd they call it? Remembrance Day?

.....doesn't that mean that today also happens to be Varonos' birthday? You'd better go find those tickets to the ski lodge, go find Varonos, go get Prince, and all of you get going to the ski lodge!

.....wait, shit! We can't! Doukissa still hasn't registered us! And I'm pretty sure she's not going to be in the mood to do that today!

Unless, she did it early this morning, while we were still charging?

Do a full sweep of the house. Find anyone that should be in here and don't take a ^&*( until you're finished.

>>819822
>zombie stuff
I mean, yeah, but its also one of the most famous songs by the Cranberries. Remembrance Day was last identified as six days in the future, so unless we have been out for longer than we think, we still have five days. This might be a seasonal song I guess. Takes on a whole new meaning in this context.

>>819819
Also wondering. After last night's embarrassment, I don't think we need to go around flashing our genitals just yet.

A metal noise? Could it be that support drone Mother sent? What's the drone's current ETA? Though, the drone would have to be able to teleport to get into the pantry, so how do those drones travel to here from wherever (or whenever) Mother is?

If possible, do a "hello" ping on the support drone's command frequency and listen for a response. If we get one then we can relax. Otherwise, play it safe.

Turn leg impact dampers to maximum to silence our footsteps. Ready our hand tazer and keep it on stand-by in case we got a intruder. ...And since we seem to be missing our obscuring pubes, grab a dishcloth and tie it around our waist for modesty's sake, in case it's somebody we don't want to flash our genitals at.

Approach the pantry doorway from along the wall. If it is a open doorway, quickly peek around the frame, then once we have a clear view in accelerate processing rate so we can leisurely analyze what we see. If it's a closed door, try to peek underneath it instead.

Wait, I think I know when "Trixie" showed up in our systems. Does everyone remember when Eve got that system update and then we saw her face melt off? If we go back and look at that picture, during moment of Eve's face melting off, she looks a lot like "Trixie" does now.

I don't know how to link to a post in the archives, but the post number is 737840 in thread 1 of this quest.

>>819829
>we still have five days.
Really? I thought yesterday, they said it was tomorrow, which would make it today?

>>819840
The Eve patch in which Eve's sprite went all "Trixie" is >>/questarch/737840.

What is very worrying is that if the virus came in on the patch or driver update for Eve, that likely means the patch and driver update repository system is compromised or infected somehow. We need to contact Mother to check if she's thoroughly scanned and inspected that system for viruses or intruders. If it is, then everything updated via that system could be infected or compromised in some way.

>Really? I thought yesterday, they said it was tomorrow, which would make it today?
I found where Varonos told us when his birthday is: >>/questarch/742457. He said it's in six days, on Remembrance Day. He said that yesterday, so that makes it five days from now, assuming we were down for less than a day.

Broken Halo 2017/08/01(Tue)23:35 No. 820063 ID: 3bdd52
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>>819819
>>819829
>>819837
>You grab a clean dish towel and wrap it around your waist like a loin cloth for decency.

>>819820
>>819837
>You check the drones, ETA, it's due to arrive in thirty-six minutes. Just to be sure, you ping a signal to it, but get no response... You approach as quietly as possible, and slowly, gently open the pantry door, as light starts to seep into the tiny closet, you hear a sliding click and immediately engage accelerated processing, your eyes start to render out what's inside... It's Doukissa? She's naked, sweating and shaking, her eyes are constricted and she looks furious... she seems to be eating raw tomato paste, there's three empty cans around her, and she's holding at knife at you intently!!

>_ _ _

>>820063
Let's just close the door and leave. This is either some weird zombie thing or a bad trip.

"... Is this a PTSD thing? Please tell me this is a PTSD thing and not you after two years without me."

>>820063
Jump away, fall to the floor, cover your head with your arms, start crying, and begin cowering while saying, "No! Stop! Please don't kill me! Error! Error! Does not compute! Why do you want to kill me?!"

>>820063
yeahhhhhhhhhh... lets just shut the door and put a pole through the handles/chair under the handle till we figure out what going on.

Shriek in panic like a child.

W, T, F. Doukissa, what are you doing? It's me, your little fuzzbut sex bot.

>>820063

step one is to step back, obviously.

"Did something happen? Last thing I remember is falling off the bed"

>>820063
back off slowly and go look for Varonos. if this is remembrance stuff he should be more willing to talk.

"It's ok. Everything's alright. You're safe and with people who love and care for you, including me. "
open door slowly and raise hand so that she can see them.
"Can I come in?"

>>820074
...second

Something has clearly gone very wrong while you were out.

Make yourself small, unthreatening, and submissive.

It's pretty dark, is that perhaps what Thea looks like when she hasn't combed her hair yet? She was already suspicious of us so I wouldn't be surprised if she acted threatening if she found us "sneaking around the house alone."

Anyway, don't make any sudden movements, ask if everything's alright.

take a step or tow back, raise your hands, and ask if something is wrong.

is it possible they're a zombie, (or whatever the politically correct/less racist or w/e word) or that they are fucking with us, y'know, what with the zombie song playing?

Didn't we already know this was going to happen? Varonos warned us that his sister locks herself in her room and listens to sad music during the big zombie war day thing. He probably never saw what she was doing in here though but now we have. Might just want to back out and find Varonos.

Let's check our internal clock so that we can see how long we were out!

Broken Halo 2017/08/02(Wed)22:57 No. 820203 ID: 3bdd52
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>>820128
>>820067
>you double check you're internal clock... 6:33 am, you slept under six hours last night.

>>820077
>>820083
>>820100
>>820112
>>820117
>You take a step back, looking small and worried.

Aalos - Is everything alright Doukissa?

>she doesn't respond but instead starts eating the would be tomato sauce with her knife pointed downwards in her clenched fist while she eats with a spork in the same hand, Glaring at you the entire time...

Aalos - It's ok. Everything's alright. You're safe and with people who love and care for you, including me.

>You open the door slowly and raise your hands so that she can see them.

Aalos - Can I come in?

>She starts to slowdown as she eats, looking less and less angry and more and more sad

Doukissa - god... I've done it again... I was getting better... Aalos, I... I'm sorry you saw this. It's... I... I was... *sniff* D-d-don't tell varonos this happened...

>The stairs creek as the brother in questions heads for the ground floor.

Doukissa - d-don't let him see me...

>She closes the pantry door, and hides inside.

>_ _ _

Oh. Ok. Some sort of sleepwalking, delusion, or hallucination has gripped her. This warrants further investigation later.
In the meantime, you look ridiculous, and whoever is coming must be shuttled away from the pantry.

Oh good, it's just PTSD and you didn't rape her for two years straight.

Ask Varonos why his sister is trying to have sex with an open can of tomato sauce.

Let's go talk to Varonos.. Maybe direct him to go get breakfast somewhere else and discuss our lemon of a tail.

Respect her wishes for now and don't mention anything to her brother. Try to shoo him on his way (maybe after making him squirm a little for his peeping tom cockblocking). Once he's elsewhere go into the pantry and comfort Doukissa.

Ok, just leave her be and do as she says. Let her calm down and make sure no one's around before you try and bring it up later.

Yeah, immediately pester Varonos with questions about breakfast and where to relieve yourself, while generally leading him away from here.

>>820203
One good, productive distraction would be to ask her bro about breakfast. If it seems like his attention's going to be brought towards the pantry, we can mention those last minutes before we were powered down the night before.

>>820265
Distracting him with the idea of food seems like a poor plan when we need to keep him away from the pantry. Maybe let Doukissa know you'll try to make an opportunity for her to get away, then try to tease him back down those stairs he's climbing.

>>820397
>then try to tease him back down those stairs he's climbing.
According to the text: >>820203 , he's already going down the stairs since it says, "The stairs creek as the brother in questions heads for the ground floor."

>>820401
Image seems to show him ascending, so he could be coming up from a basement. Details aren't important, though! Get him anywhere but here, hopefully in a way that improves chances of being the robot meat in an incestuous sandwich in the not-too-distant future.

Broken Halo 2017/08/09(Wed)20:10 No. 821454 ID: 3bdd52
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>>820401
>>820546
[I'll leave a blueprint on the discussion thread]

>>820208
>>820219
>>820225
>>820246
>>820265
>You approach Varonos before he gets to the kitchen.

Aalos - Hey Varonos, I'm hungry, could you make me breakfast?

Varonos - ohh eum... I was planing on eating at the college cafeteria. Ask my sister.

Aalos - oh euhh she's asleep! I'd rather not wake her.

Varonos - Heh. fine I guess, I'll make you breakfast, but in exchange...

>He looks around blushing

Varonos - think you could make me a "vanilla" latte?

>Laughing awkwardly he heads towards the pantry...

>_ _ _

Grab him and get slap happy with your dick. Anything to distract him. Pull him into his bedroom.

Uh oh, maybe tell him your having some 'problems' down there and you need some good encouragement preferably in the physical nature.

>>821454
>Laughing awkwardly he heads towards the pantry...
Shit shit shit! Red alert!

>>821473
This, along with leading him somewhere else in the house so that we can have some privacy and not get caught by someone just randomly walking into the room!

"I'll need some help extracting the ingredients for that latte."

Drag him off to his bedroom.

>>821454
actually do you guys have any meat products in your freezer I have yet to learn how to use this microwave my predecessors have left notes on. and I might need more proteins for that latte.

Stop him.
With the most serious face, "Latte First"
Then grab his hand and proceed to bedroom.

[Accelerate mental processing] We're gonna need more than a moment to figure a way out of this goddamn situation we got ourselves into, and for me to say my bit. ...Goddammit, why the fuck did we ask Varonos to make us breakfast when we want him to stay the hell away from the pantry...?

>>821470
>>821473
>>821475
>>821477
>>821481
>>821512

I'm gonna be blunt here: What the everlovin' fuck is wrong with y'all?! Did you lot somehow get partially overwritten with Eve's personality and your judgment is even more sexually clouded now? Did y'all lose your damn memories from yesterday? 'Cause I remember Varonos breaking into tears over the idea he could be gay after we sucked him off. And then y'all think it's a good idea to try and get him away from the pantry by trying to get him to suck our dick! The odds he won't stammeringly turn us down are not fuckin' good enough to pin everything on that plan, 'k. Seriously, y'all couldn't even come up with one backup plan in case "Plan BJ" fails?

Alright, my first thought on a plan is to take advantage of our advanced radio and communications ability. Is the doorbell wireless? Because if it is, then we could generate a signal to activate it. That would get Varonos to check the front door, since he's a resident here and not us. That may give Doukissa enough time to slip back into her room while he's occupied.

Second thought is, if the house has a land line, to use our cell phone emulation to ring it with a spoofed caller ID. Then suggest to Varonos that he pick it up since whoever is calling may be expecting someone who lives here. If he does pick up, we'll have Eve load up a accurate English accent voice to speak to him and play like it's a wrong number.

If neither of those works to get Varonos looking away from the pantry long enough for Doukissa to slip away, then we should stand in his way and tell him that we've changed our mind and it should be us that makes him and Doukissa breakfast. We don't want to be a mooch while we're living here, after all, and this is one way we want to help. It'll be a fair sight better than cafeteria fare, right? And we'll make him that 'vanilla' latte too, before he goes. Now, tell him we insist he takes a seat and tell us what he'd like to have, and what Doukissa would probably like as well. And also where a step stool is. If this works at the least it'll keep him out of the pantry until he takes off, then Doukissa can come out.

And as long as you've got his attention... About last night... What happened after you slid off the bed and your lemon of a power cell tail broke off? And say you'd give him a earful about watching other's sexual activities without their consent and knowledge, especially if you're wanking to it, but you assume Doukissa already gave him two earfuls on that matter. You just want to know why he did it. And furthermore, why would he'd watch his own sister engaging in such activities.

>>821575
>...Goddammit, why the fuck did we ask Varonos to make us breakfast when we want him to stay the hell away from the pantry...?
We were expecting him to get something out of the refrigerator. Duh.

>I'm gonna be blunt here: What the everlovin' fuck is wrong with y'all?!
It's called panicking and randomly flailing about. It seems to be the one thing that always works for us on most quests.

>>821575
We need only turn him around and distract him long enough for Doukissa to escape the pantry. He can turn us down all he wants, so long as he is sufficiently flustered.

Besides that even if said plan could be considered cruel, it provides an experience. Experience provides clarity. In Varonos' position, clarity enables growth.

The faster he is able to comes to terms with or rejects this, the less he will torment himself over it.

>>821592
Okay, that is a reasonable idea. Unfortunately, according to the house plan Broken Halo put up in the questdis (/questdis/114316,) where Varonos is right now (at the top of the stairs, walking towards the pantry) he'd hear Doukissa opening the pantry door even if we got him looking away from it. We'd have to somehow get him out of earshot of the pantry, but since if he'd decline our advances it'd most likely be right away, he wouldn't follow us then. That would sink this plan completely. We also don't have a way to signal Doukissa to slip out once the coast is clear, which is a rather serious flaw in this plan. But this shows why I want some backup plans, just in case.

...However, we could possibly transmit a very loud and noisy signal on the same frequency that radio is picking up. The one on the counter that was playing that zombie song earlier. The loud noise could cover Doukissa opening the pantry door, and get Varonos' attention on the radio, getting him to rush over to turn it off. And while he's doing that, we open the pantry for Doukissa to slip out. Yeah, that could work as a better radio based plan than the one I thought up with calling the land line.

Suggestion 2017/08/13(Sun)19:56 No. 822507 ID: 3bdd52
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>>821470
>>821473
>>821475
>>821477
>>821512
>You run up to him and get between him and the pantry.

Aalos - I'll need some help extracting the ingredients for that latte, preferably in the physical nature.

>You grab him by the cotton shirt but he backs off, waving his hands around defensively.

Varonos - Wow wow Wow, Aalos buddy Dial it down! Okay I'll give you the benefit of the doubt after last night. But I'm not gay, at least... I don't think I am at this interval... Alright look... how to explain it... I've come to terms with your... Vanilla extract, I'm okay with it, I was on the porch and I still am now, but I'm not cool with where it comes from, if you understand?

>He ponders over how to explain it.

Varonos - alright, so I love a good hamburger, just like any other bloke, but I'm not gonna slaughter a cow for it! Similarly, I'm perfectly fine with sipping your ice cream out of a glass, but I'm not ready to su- I'm not ready to... Manipulate the nozzle... Am I making sense?

>_ _ _

"Well to be fair, my cum is ice-cream flavored. No really."

>>822507
>I was on the porch and I still am now
Wait, we're on the porch? I thought we were in the kitchen! Is there something wrong with my optics or something?

>>822507
alright fine ya big balluka. But I need more proteins to get it made right so lets go find something from the freezer to make. Where is that anyway?

"Alright fine that's cool there's nothing wrong with that man. So any way what exactly happened last night?"
Watch him NOPE the fuck out.

>>822549
this subject should completely eliminate the pantry from their mind

Oh, yeah, we get what you're saying. You don't wanna drink from the tap. We sorta figured that already but seeing if you'd go along with us or not totally confirmed it. ...We also kinda like it when you get all flustered, seeing your cute face blush so red.

Anyway, what's on hand for breakfast? Could he check the freezer and tell us what's available? We'd do it ourselves, but we'd have to get a chair to stand on. There anything from the pantry he'd like us to get for him? And we know we're gonna want coffee, at least 24 fluid ounces, so where is it?

Speaking of coffee, how much "vanilla" does he want in his latte? 'Cause we've got 32 fluid ounces ready. Does he want all, most, some or only a little bit of it? Maybe he has a travel mug he'd like to use for this?

And "on the porch?" We've heard of "on the fence," but not "on the porch." What does that expression mean?

Oh, also, does he have any idea where our groin fur is? It was missing when we woke up and we didn't see it in Doukissa's room. Granted, we weren't actively looking for it, so it may be someplace real obvious once we start searching.

>>822507
Nudge him playfully.
"I'm just messing with ya, this may or may not happen on occasion unless explicitly asked to stop... Seriously though, let me know if I go too far, still figuring out my boundaries."

Gesture towards the kitchen.
"Anyway, I'd not like to keep you if you're heading out soon, you stick the kettle on while I rustle up some 'vanilla' for us."

Wow you seem Distracted, but like.... What if it was chocolate? Or strawberry?
I'm a robot. It doesn't have to be ice cream at all!

>>822507
"If you can wait 40 or so minutes I could use some help slipping into some replacement parts and testing them.
*beat*
I don't think I'll be able to get the imitation fur on without help, and want to make sure it looks right."

Suggestion 2017/08/15(Tue)23:00 No. 823149 ID: 3bdd52
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>>822532
>>822549
>>822595
>>822601
>>822657
Aalos - I'm just messing with ya, this may or may not happen on occasion unless explicitly asked to stop... Seriously though, let me know if I go too far, still figuring out my boundaries.

Varonos - Noted...

Aalos - Anyway, what's on hand for breakfast? Could he check the freezer and tell us what's available? We'd do it ourselves, but we'd have to get a chair to stand on.

Varonos - Heh that's okay.

>he rummages through the fridge and freezer taking out sausage and eggs.

Varonos - There's plenty of food here, and in the basement's freezer there half a cow, so help yourself~

Aalos - anything from the pantry you need? wheres the coffee?

Varonos - in the pantry, second shelf.

>You open the pantry door, seeing naked Doukissa, she glares at you, with an intense "WTF" face. You smile and wink at her before closing the door.

>>822526
>>822601
Aalos - "on the porch?" We've heard of "on the fence," but not "on the porch." What does that expression mean?

Varonos - I must of phrased that wrong... last night, when we were together on the porch, I was okay with it and today, here and now, I still am. Does that make more sense?

>>822827
Aalos - If you can wait 40 or so minutes I could use some help slipping into some replacement parts and testing them.

Varonos - eum... *blush* wo-would those be the fe-female parts you talked about last night? I... I really shouldn't. Normally I'd be leaving soonish, but since I wont be swinging by the cafe I have enough time for breakfast, but not much else... So-sorry...

Aalos - I don't think I'll be able to get the imitation fur on without help, and want to make sure it looks right.

Varonos - I'm pretty sure you can get that on all by yourself, we have mirrors after all.

>You start making the coffee while he cooks ups the links of sausage. once the coffee is busy brewing you get busy yourself, rather noisily, moaning and panting unnecessarily. the fawn can't help but glance at you over his shoulder, blushing brightly as he stares. discreetly looking away when he thinks you see him... You arrive in the tall metal decanter used for frothing milk.

Suggestion 2017/08/15(Tue)23:00 No. 823150 ID: 3bdd52
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>You season the reployds with a dash of cinnamon and brown sugar, before passing it through the steam pipe. It froths up but not as smooth of delicately as cream would. Pouring it into a mug you, pass hot coffee through it and stir gently. There's enough left to make three more. You try to make a leaf pattern but quickly realize you don't know how and make a decent spiral instead.

Aalos - here you go~

>Varonos puts the pan off the heat as he takes the mug nervously... He blushes as he sips the "Late" but his confidence comes back to him after only one sip. Blushing even brighter as his ears flap happily.

Varonos - MMnnn oh this is good, thank you Aalos~

Aalos - Glad you like it, there's always more where that came from.

Varonos - *giggle* sure thing friend, just remember what we talked about~

>He finishes making breakfast and sits in to dinning room, facing away from the kitchen, Doukissa takes the opportunity to sneak out, she's remarkably silent...

Eve - It's not that surprising, most zombies hunt by sound. It's normal that she of all people can open and close doors without making any noise... Not to say it's not impressive!

Varonos - there's still some left? I think I'll take another in my travel mug.

>>822549
>>822595
Aalos - So any way what exactly happened last night?

>He blushes

Varonos - lots of bad ideas and mistakes... I... Well I wanted to have a word with you, and you were... doing it with my sister... and I should of just walked away, but I... I just kinda started... can we not talk about it?

Aalos - sure sure, but after I passed out, what happened?

Varonos - yeah whats up with that?

Aalos - my tail is a bit broken, a lemon I'm told. it's my battery.

Varonos - oh, *sip* well sis chewed me out and I slank away like a slug and we're all pretending that none of it happened...

Aalos - is this normal?

Varonos - I think it's the normal reaction to these things... anywho I've gotta go, see yah latter little guy~

>He pours more reployds into a travel mug full of coffee and trots off with a very large and flat bag.

>You still have two coffees worth of frothed, "Vanilla" and you're alone in the house with Doukissa. you're package arrives in 20 minutes.

>_ _ _

Ask Doukissa if she would like to try Virtual Reality therapy; you use a VR helmet, some old zombie footage, and Trixie to simulate the worst parts of the zombie lockdown, allowing her to rationalize and break down her reinforced PTSD.

>>823150
wait for package. ask Doukissa for help after it arrives.

>>823150
Bring a latte to Doukissa, and let her know her brother left without noticing her.

>>823150
Now that Varonos is gone, go knock on Doukissa's door and announce that it's you and her brother is gone.

Then repeat the question you asked earlier by saying, "Did I have to be uncomfortably shoved under a desk? If you keep putting me there, I'm going to turn into Quasimodo!"

>>823232
Since we have 20 minutes, that's just enough time to finish what we started. So after handing her the latte, hand her your "tic tac". In her butt.

Lets make up two more "vanilla" lattes; One to drink ourselves and one to bring to Doukissa. Then we'll go knock on her bedroom door, inform her Varonos is gone and we brought her a latte and ask if she'd like us to make her breakfast.

Hey, Eve, is there a universal charger replacement we could order for our charger module? Or at least a UK version? I'd rather not us end up in a situation where we're almost out of juice and have a working power outlet but no adapter. Oh, and one with a longer cord too.

>>823233
That sounds to me like it's worded in a way she's not gonna be in the mood to hear right now. Perhaps instead just ask her to lay us out like we're sleeping if we lose power like that again so we don't wake up with a sore back.

>>823320
It's meant to be a joke, not a complaint.

Suggestion 2017/08/16(Wed)16:25 No. 823339 ID: 3bdd52
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>>823232
>>823233
>>823320
>You make more flavored coffee for Doukissa and yourself and knock politely on her door, Peeking in.

Aalos - Hey, Varonos is off to school and you got away undetected~

Doukissa - Hmmn yeah.

>she looks a little pouty as she adjusts her tank top, she's otherwise naked but her furry lower half covers up well.

Aalos - Say, Did I have to be uncomfortably shoved under a desk? If you keep putting me there, I'm going to turn into Quasimodo!

Doukissa - There's extension cables in the basement, frankly the cable you came with is too short.

Aalos - Alright, I brought you a special "Vanilla" Latte~ Would you like some breakfast?

>She begrudgingly takes the mug, still pouting, but her mood lifts a little after drinking some of it.

Aalos - You okay? Should I leave you alone?

Doukissa - What exactly is going on with you and my lil bro? like, what are you two up to?!

>_ _ _

>>823339
"He's worried he might be either gay or want you to fuck him, and doesn't understand what that means.
He's confused because he's attracted to me, and I have guy parts.
He also said he wants to get addicted to my 'ice cream', but he doesn't want to watch me make it since it's really arousing to him and that makes him feel conflicted.
I'm gonna try to help him come to terms with his sexuality. I can't just let him suffer when I can help him.

I think the two of you are going to have to sit down and talk out your feelings. Maybe the three of us together."

>>823339
You'd think someone would be less conflicted after getting a blow job.

>>823339
I am preforming science, and blowjobs. Let me know if you want to help with either.

He offered us some weed to try. We partook and offered some of the mind-altering recreational substance we have readily available. Then he asked where it came from, we told him... things got a bit weird after that, but we worked it out and I think we've both learned some things about each other as well as ourselves.

Anyway, I'm sorry our plan to distract him turned out so awkwardly, earlier. It's the morning and so our first thought went to breakfast but we were thinking fridge and he was thinking pantry, so we had to think fast to distract him.

Given her reaction to him peeking last night, I think we probably don't want to be quite as... straightforward as the previous suggestions. She might not take it well.

Didn't you wanted me to construct his homosexual tendencies? I'm working on it!

Suggestion 2017/08/17(Thu)11:41 No. 823486 ID: 3bdd52
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>>823353
>>823418
He offered us some weed to try. We partook and offered some of the mind-altering recreational substance we have readily available. Then he asked where it came from, we told him... things got a bit weird after that, but we worked it out and I think we've both learned some things about each other as well as ourselves. He's confused because he's attracted to me, and I have guy parts.

Doukissa - Well yeah, my bro is into boys, you can see it from space. Just... don't take advantage of my lil brother okay? he's a creep, but, he's still my family...

Aalos - Anyway, I'm sorry our plan to distract him turned out so awkwardly, earlier. It's the morning and so our first thought went to breakfast but we were thinking fridge and he was thinking pantry, so we had to think fast to distract him.

>She drinks the coffee and seems to really enjoy it.

Doukissa - you said breakfast? three cans of tomato paste and a cup of coffee is gonna sit weird in my stomach if I don't eat something good... Mmnnn this would be great in a smoothy wouldn't it~?

>_ _ _

>>823486
I feel like I should remind you that it is highly addictive in the not fun way when you can't get anymore.
you can make yourself something to eat and help me put on my new Skin then!

Oh, yeah, tomato paste and coffee sounds like a great way to get a case of heartburn. [Knock back a swig of our coffee] So, you'd like me to make a smoothie with my personally produced ingredient in it for ya? I could do that, but I'd need your instruction since I've never made a smoothie before. And how big a smoothie would you like?

(Once you're both in the kitchen) ...Um, if you don't mind me asking, what set you off this morning? I'm sorry if I'm overstepping and I'll drop it if you want me to.

>>823489
C'mon, reploids are not highly addictive. It's not like we're shootin' liquid heroin outta our dick here. The addiction profile for reploids listed back in >>/questarch/737838 was "mildly addictive to most humanoid species," with a withdraw intensity similar to tobacco. And we can get patches that help remove the addiction for free. Which reminds me. [Add to next delivery: 32 count box of reploid counter-addiction patches] That way we'll have them on hand if and when they're needed

That said, I think we ought to tell Doukissa the whole addiction caution message, with the withdrawal symptoms, and that there are counter-addiction patches we can get for free. Also add that we put in a order for a box of them in our next delivery, just so they're on hand.

We were thinking more of a frozen cake, adding ice cream to a smoothie might be too addictive.

Speaking of tomato paste, why didn't you grab other stuff in the pantry? I hear the Chuckles have a decade-long shelf life, tomato paste doesn't have that many nutrients and you could have saved the rest for rations. If survivors normally stuffed their faces with a single foodstuff instead of pocketing excess and keeping a basic diet, I doubt their bodies were in peak condition to kill and run from zombies or even hide.

For scientific purposes, how do the zombies react to extreme levels of noise in large populations? Do they horde mindlessly? Develop basic instinctual tactics? Crowd together in waves to perform acts that no single zombie could ever hope to achieve?

One question bugs me. All the zombies who were "too far gone". There should be some stable tests to determine if the virus has caused enough brain damage to prevent stable recovery - what happens to all those zombies? Do they get injected to death, used for sport, experimentation? I'd ask if the government could imprison and experiment on former citizens by labeling them as incurable zombies, but they can do that to regular civies with similar PR costs anyway.

>>823486
"Soooo.....why were you naked in the pantry and savagely eating tomato paste like it was going to be taken away from you? And why were you threatening me with a knife? And why didn't you want your brother to see you?"

>>823486
"He said he wants to get addicted to my cum, but gets aroused when he thinks about where it comes from and then panics over being aroused.
Also, I don't think it was me he was trying to spy on last night~"

"We could provide more, but so soon after cumming, we'll need a little assistance"
Don't be pushy and let her decide how she can help. Be a gentleman about it and stay small for the lady.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/19(Sat)16:34 No. 823840 ID: 3bdd52
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>>823514
Aalos - Soooo.....why were you naked in the pantry and savagely eating tomato paste like it was going to be taken away from you? And why were you threatening me with a knife? And why didn't you want your brother to see you?

Doukissa - I was having a nightmare and when I woke up I was still in it... I found cans, I didn't care what was in it, I didn't know when I'd see my next meal and then I saw a figure I didn't recognize so I made my intentions clear... Then you snapped me out of it... it had been a good long time since it got so bad, I thought I was getting better, I didn't want Varonos seeing me like that...

Aalos - but why where you naked?

Doukissa - I sleep naked...

Aalos - I thought you said you sleep with clothes on?

Doukissa - yeah when you're in my bed, you little perv~

>>823508
>That said, I think we ought to tell Doukissa the whole addiction caution message [...] Also add that we put in a order for a box of them in our next delivery, just so they're on hand.

>You pull up the data bank on reployds and inform Doukissa about it's properties, addictive nature and the patches.

Doukissa - so it's vanilla flavored liquid marijuana? sounds fine to me, I was about to roll up a blunt as a matter of fact.

Aalos - you smoke?

Doukissa - Medicinal, I take it to relieve stress, anxiety, panic attacks and night terrors... Don't tell my lil bro that I smoke indoors. That being said how long does this stuff keep? could you bottle some in case I wake up from a night terror and need a dose?

>>823509
>For scientific purposes, how do the zombies react to extreme levels of noise [...] what happens to all those zombies? [...]

Eve - I'd suggest not talking about that right now, but it's a decent question, I'll ask the internet! ... So apparently zombs are confused by large amounts of sound coming from many sources. When not hunting they wander aimlessly and do not form crowds with any real conviction. when the cleansing began, Litch was fired from dart guns at anyone and everyone within the contaminated sites. uninfected suffered mild comatose, infected where cured, recent zombs regained their minds and those too far gone died outright, soldiers where equipped with portable heart beat monitors to identify the state of the bodies. Though an extreme vast majority of zombs are cleansed or reclaimed, some very few still exist in laboratories to further studies that insure these horrible events never happen again. as a matter of public safety innumerable fail safes are implemented to prevent potential escape, including the laboratories being isolated on man made islands off the pacific coast... I hope that answers all your questions. cause that all I could find...

>>823574
>>823508
Aalos - Oh, yeah, tomato paste and coffee sounds like a great way to get a case of heartburn.

>You Knock back a swig of our coffee

Aalos - So, you'd like me to make a smoothie with my personally produced ingredient in it for ya? We could provide more, but so soon after cumming, we'll need a little assistance

Doukissa - oh really now, you naughty little boy~

>she finishes her mug and hands it to you

Doukissa - catch it in this.

>she leans over you and pulls her tank top up, the girls freckled jugs drop out, bouncing for a moment, she giggles as she waggles them in front of you.

Doukissa - There, is this enough for you to finish again, you little perv~?

>_ _ _

Attempt to @#$% her nipples.

>>823840
"You still owe me a wild night. You sure you don't want to take the edge off and get your dopamine pumping?
I'd even play innocent and let you be the virgin-killer~"

>>823840
>little perv
>little perv

So my nickname is LP?

"Things will go faster if you give me a hand~"

>>823861
Or how about you turn around and we make some hot sticky buns?

>>823840
sure that will work.

Hey, Eve, can you keep our willie from standing at full attention right away? I want to play this out to see if she'll give us a handjob too and popping a rock-hard boner immediately won't go with that. Start to bring it up to full erection when you think is best.

Give her a playful smile. "~Oh, I do like your freckles, no matter where they are... Yes, such a sight definitely helps, but it's not quite enough. Now, if you gave me some dactyl assistance, that would definitely put me over the top.~ ...But if the lady wishes I do so by myself, then I will. It'll just take a bit longer."

Y'know, a "vanilla" smoothie is sounding rather tasty right now. Lets make one to have with our breakfast too. Gotta check how much we've got in the tank first. [Status query: Reploid reserves] Then we'll ask Doukissa how much is needed for a smoothie, and if we have enough for two then adjust our ejaculation volume accordingly and tell her we're gonna make one for ourself as well. If there's not enough room in Doukissa's mug, we'll chug our coffee and use our mug as well.

>That being said how long does this stuff keep? could you bottle some in case I wake up from a night terror and need a dose?
I dunno, lemme look that up. [Database query: Subject: Reploid semen: Proper storage conditions; Length of time outside of proper storage conditions before unsafe to be consumed by <species:fawn>; Period of reproductive viability when outside of proper storage conditions]

Oh, and before we leave Doukissa's room, we should locate our pubes and reattach them, then throw our improvised dishcloth loincloth in the wash.

>>823881
We're supposed to be catchin' our "icing" for her smoothie, so sprayin' it all over her caboose is real counterproductive.

>>823913
And she's supposed to be paying us for the bet she lost still. I still don't want to be her sex pet and I think it's clear that's the role she'll put us in if we always just let her take the lead. Nothing wrong with trying for some equality in the relationship. And welching on a bet - regardless of snooping brothers - is always bad form. This lady promised us some butt bumping action and we aim to get it.

>>823967
Oh, yeah, I agree she owes us anal. But pushing to collect on that before she has even had breakfast is probably gonna make her grumpy about it. I'd rather wait 'till she and us both are well fed and feelin' the reploid's effects so we're both in a good mood.

>>823978
Yyyeahhh... Lets not stick her drink in her ass.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/20(Sun)17:32 No. 824017 ID: 3bdd52
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>>823913
> [Database query: Subject: Reploid semen: Proper storage conditions; Length of time outside of proper storage conditions before unsafe to be consumed by <species:fawn>; Period of reproductive viability when outside of proper storage conditions]

>>Ideal storage conditions:: Sealed and chilled at 1.6c >> Do not consume after 6-8 hours, if not [chilled] ... Do not consume after 6-8 days if chilled >> Reployds are fertile for 2 days on average ... use fresh reployds for highest fertility rate.

Aalos - so this stuff keeps for a few days in the fridge, but it's best fresh~

Doukissa - *giggle* of course it is...

>>823853
Aalos - So my nickname is LP?

Doukissa - heh, we'll see if it sticks~

>>823861
>>823913
Aalos - (Hey, Eve, can you keep our willie from standing at full attention right away? I want to play this out to see if she'll give us a handjob too and popping a rock-hard boner immediately won't go with that. Start to bring it up to full erection when you think is best.)

Eve - (Sure thing master)

>adjust our ejaculation volume accordingly

>>The 1stfall is set to a fixed amount of ejaculate

Aalos - Things will go faster if you give me a hand~

Doukissa - oh all right~

>she pouts playfully, takes her shirt off and pulls you up on her lap.

Doukissa - it's so cute~ *giggles* at least your tiny little prick gets a bit bigger when I rub it just right.

>she presses your head against her breasts as she strokes Eves shaft, you moan louder and cuter than you would normally, putting on a show for her.

Aalos - it's n-not that small...

Doukissa - *giggles* yeah it's not that small, like three inches? normal for someone your size~ and I still owe you for last night. Let's get back to that tonight once we get some rubbers in your size. *giggles*

>You're nearing arrival when you hear the front door swing open and slam shut!

Doukissa - ehh... what now?

Varonos - Sis! Next door Neighbors are moving in!!

Doukissa - So?!

Varonos - They're Humans!!

Doukissa - okay I have to check this out! I'm sorry LP, just finish without me. I'll make it up to you...

>She shuffles a shirt on and leaves the room.

>Finish without her?
>Wait?
>Follow?
>_ _ _

Follow, must study.

>>824017
Curse the cruel fates that deny you once again!

Also finish up then go see what the fuss is about.

>>824017
>Varonos
What's he still doing here?! Shouldn't he be at college by now?! Is he ditching his classes or something?!

>They're Humans!!
>okay I have to check this out!
Are humans so rare around here that they're really that interesting to watch move in next door?

>What do?
I guess we'd better go follow her to take a look and see what's so special about these humans.

>>824017
Follow her.
Sorry, Eve. We're trying to get HER to get us off.

Well, looks like the consensus is we're following Doukissa. However, we can't just go walkin' outside naked. We need some clothes. Lets check her closet and see if there's any shirts big enough to drape to our knees, or at least over our groin. And we should also look around for our groin fur and reattach it if we find it.

Follow, but do follow naked and with a hard on. That's what she gets for leaving us hanging.

>>824017
say hello to the neighbors introduce yourself as the maid.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/21(Mon)20:52 No. 824147 ID: 3bdd52
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>>824019
>>824025
>>824031
>>824120
>>824130
>You put a long shirt on, non descriptive and red, you also find the loin fur and put it on... rushing after them, you find Varonos peeking through the window at them, Doukissa is getting her coat on.

Varonos - Why are humans here? Why would they possibly come to our land?

Doukissa - I don't know, that's why I'm gonna ask.

Varonos - You're gonna talk to them?!

Doukissa - Yes I'm gonna talk to them, they're our neighbors.

Varonos - bu-But they're humans?! American trash!!

Doukissa - Well they're not American anymore, they may be humans, but they're part of the united kingdoms now.

Varonos - They don't belong here...

Doukissa - Varonos, they live right next door. Don't be racist alright?

Varonos - *pout*

BrokenHalo 2017/08/21(Mon)20:52 No. 824148 ID: 3bdd52
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>You follow outside, Doukissa doesn't seem to like that you followed her but doesn't say anything about it... outside it's warm, the snow is melting... There's a large moving truck with a landing in front of the next house driveway. Minotaurs are carrying boxes out of the truck and into the house... You spot two humans, one man and one woman... you catch a glimpse of two more, children by the size, they're both inside... The man is rather over dressed, wearing an entire bear and a ragged green robe. The woman is dressed in green as well with a large fur boa.

Doukissa - Hi there, I'm Doukissa Argyris, I live next door.

Man - Why hello D'ere~ I'm Green-horn and this is my wife Maddy.

Doukissa - I'm not gonna call you by your druid name.

Man - Oh fine, m'names Liam Tremblay.

Doukissa - Good to meet you two, what brings you across the pond?

Liam - I'm a man of faith, ah figured I should be here~

Doukissa - *giggle* Oh please, I'm a card shark, don't lie to me Liam...

Liam - Pa-pardon?

Doukissa - Druids don't dress like that, haven't for years.

Liam - oh.. eum... Sorry, well I just really want people to know I'm a druid...

Doukissa - Please Liam, we'll be living very close, don't start our friendship like this...

Liam - *sigh* I got in a bit of trouble and exile was better than... It's not bad Eh! I swear!

Doukissa - Don't worry, I can see it... I'm glad you came out with it and know that I don't judge you, incest runs in my family too, personally I think it's beautiful, love should have no limits...

Maddy - It's... that obvious?

Doukissa - I've got an eye for these things~ It's rather tolerated here but don't go around shouting about it.

Liam - I wasn't planning on it... Wh-what's that little fellow?

Doukissa - Oh this... this is my...

Aalos - I'm the maid.

Maddy - A robot maid?

Doukissa - I guess that's a way to put it... he's more like a boyfriend...

Liam - I don't think that's normal eh?

Doukissa - Really, you're gonna judge me?

Liam - Point taken!

Doukissa - Alright Aalos, I can tell you're burning with questions, just don't me a weirdo about it...

>_ _ _

>>824148
Incest runs in the family, 'eh?
So, your mother and father? You and your brother? What kind of genetic defects have you accumulated?

Also, what do you have against humans? What happened?

Okay, "Mister Druid", if you really have a degree in druid mechanics, what's the square root of the hibernation patterns of a displaced cold-blooded arctic mammal? What is the tensile strength of the electromagnetic pull between an avian's flight navigation organ and the entire planet? What is the approximate trajectory of mushroom spores from infestations on the butt?

And other dumb questions so they'll stop pretending to be druids. Then ask them about the REAL social dynamic between Americans and their big-ass government. Why is everything spiraling out of control?

>>824153
What

I'm here to research social interactions, actually, so I thought I'd introduce myself with a joke. Were you surprised? Would you say the idea was funny, or did the eccentricity of the idea not provoke feelings of mirth?

Also, I've spoken to this family about how artificial lifeforms are thought of in the Kingdoms, how are they considered and treated in America?

Tell us of MURICA!!

>>824153
Can I preempt this from being asked please?

>>824148
so has my skin got here yet? also when is the orgy?

>>824153
No.

>>824154
No.

>>824159
Don't say that! They might think we're some sorta spy robot or something and think we're invading their privacy! Don't make the former Americans not trust their neighbors!

>>824179
>Can I preempt this from being asked please?
Yes.

>>824182
Oh, come on! You don't just ask things like that out loud!

Alright, serious suggestions, hmmm. how about:

"I'd love to learn more about America. Say, can you make any of the regional foods?"

The real question here is:
Do either of you play pathfinder?

>>824347
That's a big no.

Adding more people will just slow it down! And after seeing how racist Varonos was, he'll hate us for inviting them to our game and just refuse to play with them/us!

>>824348
Asking if they play and inviting them to the group are different things

>>824555
True, but will Varonos see it that way?

He's already expressed how much he doesn't like them, so if they happen to say yes to an invite over to play, he's not going to want to play anymore and he's going to hate us for inviting them over.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/23(Wed)15:09 No. 824601 ID: 3bdd52
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[Oh my god sorry giant wall of dialogue and exposition with a single portrait I'm sorry]

>>824179
>>824209
Aalos - I'd love to learn more about America.

Liam - we'll we're from Quebec, that's in Canada way up north. It's very cold most of the year and in the summer is very very humid and hot... but we're nice people, we have a culture of kindness and acceptance~

>The wife scoffs and looks upset

Liam - Even though we've been exiled... We Canadians pride our self in showing kindness to others!

Doukissa - I guess it's strictly legal reasons that pushed you out?

Liam - No...

>He looks upset

Liam - America as you probably know is a capitalist theocracy so...

>Doukissa looks confused

Doukissa - I don't really know how your legal system works...

Liam - Well... the Pope is elected by god, and He and the bishops elect a president, who with the congress run the country... So the laws are tightly bound by religion you see...

Doukissa - Ahhh so...

Liam - yeah, people take religion very seriously in America...

Doukissa - do you have a lot of non humans in Canada?

Liam - we do! there's Aasimars and elfs and dwarfs an even half breeds~ but south of the border it's hard to see any non humans...

>Varonos leaves the house and waves down a buss. Liam and Maddy wave to him smiling but he responds with a rude gesture...

Maddy - oh...

Doukissa - that's my brother, he's not very fond of humans...

Maddy - I'm sorry.

Doukissa - Don't be, he's been racist ever since dad died in Iraq.

Liam - I'm sorry...

Doukissa - hey don't be, you didn't kill my pops~

Maddy - I'm still sorry, it must be terrible...

Doukissa - I've had time to adjust, I'm fine now... just give my brother some space.

>A girl wanders over exited to see a fawn, she's wearing a green hooded sweater with lots of real fur sewn too it and long rabbit ears. She has a tabard over her hoody and a deer skull belted to her hood, the skull has painted carvings along the horns... her costume has a lot more work put into it than the others... she looks really happy and smiles widely, her oral hygiene is terrible, crooked yellow teeth with two visible cavities line her mouth.

Girl - Howdy!! I'm White-Snake!

Liam - This is my daughter Trisha.

Trisha - But you can call me white-Snake! I'm really happy to be here! this place is soo nice hahaha!! Golly miss you're so pretty!

Doukissa - th-thanks, my name is Doukissa

Trish - Can I touch your tail?!

Doukissa - Eum... no.

Trish - AAwwww!! oh well we'll be friends right? ohh a robot!! you'll be my friend!

Maddy - Trisha, calm down.

>The girls starts doing breathing exercises...

>>824159
Aalos - Say, I've spoken to this family about how artificial lifeforms are thought of in the Kingdoms, how are they considered and treated in America?

Liam - zero rights... How is it here?

Doukissa - Halfway between an infant and a car...

>>824347
Aalos - Do either of you play pathfinder?

Trish - Oh My God Yes!! You play Pathfinder!? CanIplaywithyouguyspleaseIwannaplaysobadly!?!

Doukissa - *snicker* yeah maybe I'll talk to my dm about it... heh that would make Varonos squirm.

Trish - Who's varonos?

Doukissa - my little brother, he doesn't like humans.

Trish - I will make him my friend!

Liam - dear, you can't force people to like you

Trish - I will teach him to not hate humans through friendship!!

Liam - *sigh*

Aalos - Say, can you make any of your regional foods?

Maddy - of course!

Liam - Say! maybe you'd would like to come over for supper tonight? we could cook up something from our home town~!

Maddy - Hun we just moved in...

Liam - Heh It'll be fine~

Doukissa - I don't wanna impose...

Liam - I insist~!

Doukissa - What do you say Aalos? wanna spend time with these guys tonight or stay home with me?

>_ _ _

Getting to know people is fun. I wouldn't mind going over.

How about making it a bit of a potluck? We both make something to share with each other?

>Free food
>Free food
>Free food

>>824601
Don't we have Pathfinder tonight? Invite Trish to that on the condition that she roll up a character before she shows up. Or she can play the Elf that may or may not be about to get cooked.
Either way she can have a Big-Damn-Heroes moment in-game, and get to know some people in the general ballpark of her age.

Speaking of which, how old is Trish? It's hard to tell with her dressed in an animal flesh cloak. Has she passed her adulthood certification test yet?
(If she's an adult, we can see if we can play matchmaker with her and Varonos~)

What faction killed your dad, Doukissa? It might help your brother to channel his anger at a specific target.

Say, could we apply for citizenship? Take a test and get declared legally-a-person? If all the current automatons and golems are so simple that they're effectively no more than wards of their owners then the law isn't really fit for us.
Come to think of it, we could claim to be a refugee of an as-yet uncontacted biomechanical species - claim we've been displaced from our home due to 'ecological crisis'.

Trish: Making friends-and-more is our reason for being!

BrokenHalo 2017/08/23(Wed)17:43 No. 824638 ID: 3bdd52
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>>824611
Aalos - How about making it a bit of a potluck?

Doukissa - oh right yeah a potluck, it's the full moon festival tonight!

Liam - That's tonight?!

Doukissa - yeah~! It'll be a great way for you to meet the town folks, you know since you're all druids~!

Maddy - alright I guess I've got my hands full... oh here's the cab come on kids we've gotta go downtown to get our papers all worked up.

>The taxi cab stops and rolls the window down, the driver grumbles something in Spanish and drives away without the family.

Maddy - h-Hey!! What the heck!?

Doukissa - *sigh* I'm sorry about that... I'll call a taxi that wont judge you...

>She dials a number.

Doukissa - hey yeah I need a Taxi, get me Agathe specifically... sure I'll hold... Hey my cousin~! How you doing? ... yeah... that's great, say could you swing by my place, I've got a few friends who need a ride, they tip really well~

>She gives a sideways smile at Maddy who rolls her eyes...

Doukissa - yeah oh by the way they're humans, just moved in. they'll need a trustworthy driver so make sure to give them your card~ alright, see you in a bit... He'll be over real quick.

Maddy - thanks

Doukissa - hey, you'll get through this. It's a small community, it wont take long for you to grow on us~

Maddy - I hope so...

>>824621
Aalos - Don't we have Pathfinder tonight?

Doukissa - nah that's tomorrow.

Aalos - How old are you Trish?

Trish - I'm sixteen, going on seventeen.

Aalos - What faction killed your dad, Doukissa? It might help your brother to channel his anger at a specific target.

Doukissa - G.S.C.F. golden sphinx coalition forces... Varonos doesn't see a specific military group as being the enemy but humans at large... *sigh*

>The other cab rolls up, the fawn driver is very courteous and opens the doors for them.

Doukissa - see you tonight~!

Liam - well I've got my papers in order, but I've got plenty of boxes to open and an oven to install...

Doukissa - we wont keep you.

>He heads indoors and you head back. your package is just about here...

>_ _ _

BrokenHalo 2017/08/23(Wed)18:49 No. 824649 ID: 3bdd52
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>Before long a drone arrives in the back yard, it struggles to fly with so many boxes but lands.

Doukissa - okay what is that?

>As you approach it, it scans you top to bottom and bleeps happily~

>>Incoming transmission:: thank you for your purchase of:: [-Belcher 2-Tendr1l-Shev'R1-Horn attachment-Layline art-Synthfur-Aalos energy reserve] :: !!Please read instructions carefully before using any of these products!! ::

>>Tg007 Please leave your defective [Aalos energy reserve] with the drone to return it to mother
>>Tg007 Please leave your [corrupt file drive] with the drone to return it to mother

>>Warning:: Tg006 filled a missing objects claim for 1 [2stfall], if found please report it immediately ::

>> Incoming personal message :: Hey lil bro it's me LoveMachine, I lost a package, if you happen to get it by mistake, just like... don't open it and send it back. Administration wont reward you or anything but... Well I'd be extremely grateful to see my package back unopened... Influential as I am, I can be rather charitable when I'm happy~ Anywho if you see it contact me. ::

Doukissa - hey Aalos, you okay? whats all this?

>_ _ _

>>824649
"THIS is what the incompetent Post Office SHOULD be doing! Wait, where's my Moth3r mod?"

>>824649
Make sure you give the drone the things it wants you to give it.

>What's all this?
"A delivery. Mostly extra parts for me."

We should probably explain how this system works to Doukissa. The science points and special shop that we have access to and all that stuff.

>>824649
It's my skin and tentacles

>>824649
Swap the energy reserves, then give the drone the corrupt file drive and the defective energy reserve.

>>824661
Yeah, lets give her the short version and have her help with the install.
We don't need the help, but I get the feeling she'll enjoy holding the tentacles.

>>824681
Also, read the instructions carefully before use!
If something goes wrong and we can quote the instructions back at them then they're going to assume we followed them!

>Missing 2ndfall
>Missing Wormhole capable time manipulating dick
>ohShit.jpg

>>824649
>missing 2(st?)ndfall
haha shit, well that's not something we want getting abused by anyone (other than us) so yeah keep an ear out for acts of improbable sex.

>what's all this?
"My dedication to science has been rewarded, upgrades have arrived."

>>824608
>>824611
>>824620

Damn you cockblocking bastards! Poor Eve is never gonna get a piece of Doukissa if we keep jumping at every distraction that comes along.

Return the requested defective parts, and if 006's package is in there return that too. As fun as it may be to have a "toy" like that, it's not really necessary for our current goals, and better to have a demigod as a friend than an enemy.

Then ask Doukissa to help us try on our new parts.

"Oh, sorry, I was reading the message and invoice the drone transmitted. This is a delivery from my superiors of parts for me, mostly ones I purchased with my research points. I get points for research data I collect that I can spend on parts and other kit. I also got some starter points I had to spend immediately or lose. There's a couple things in there I didn't spend points on too: A replacement for my defective power cell tail, and a full body synthfur skin that'll hopefully let me pass as a normal kobold. Now, could you help me unload the drone and take this stuff inside, please?"

Lets move to unstrap the packages, carry them in and open 'em. Check if everything on the invoice is accounted for and not damaged or missing bits. Except don't open any package that might look like TG006's 2ndfall. And also make sure Doukissa doesn't accidentally open it either. If we find it, we'll contact TG006 and send it back.

We better read the instructions fully before continuing, especially the ones for our energy cell tail. I do not want to risk botching installing that. "Doukissa, I'm probably gonna need your help attaching my new tail. I want to get that done with right away so the drone isn't waiting about to take the defective tail back." I hope a box for the defective tail and the corrupted file disc was included in the shipment.

"Hey, where's the box that I arrived in? I want to check the address it was supposed to go to because I got a theory about why a package addressed to Montreal ended up in the U.K. when Mr. Tremblay said his family was from Quebec. I think I may have supposed to have been sent to his family, but they got exiled here and that change wasn't caught before I was shipped and I had to be redirected in transit. And then I was delivered to the wrong address in the end. I also want to check the postage and postmarks on the box." ...Actually, I could send a query back up to Mother to ask why we were delivered so far astray from the address on our box, so I'll do that too.

"You get a load of Trisha's teeth? Holy shit, they looked horrible, like she hasn't brushed or flossed them in years. I really have to wonder what the reason for that is. ...They do have dentists and floss and toothbrushes and fluoridated water in Canada, right? It's not like there's some bizarre religious prohibition against oral hygiene over there, is there?"

Was that missing object claim for a 2ndfall and misspelled or for some other part we haven't heard of before? [Query parts database: 2stfall] I figure it's a 2ndfall since it involves "Love Machine," but wouldn't he have gotten one already since he was the one who undoubtedly proposed it? Just how long has the 2ndfall been available?

>>824657
>Wait, where's my Moth3r mod?
Mother said she was out of breast sets that'd fit our torso and it'd be a day before she birthed a set for us. And she most likely is gonna send us just the basic Moth1r model (2 RP) and not the third tier Moth3r model (10 RP) since it's a freebie for us.

>>824741
It's only 8:00 AM. We got the whole rest of the day to get it on with Doukissa, and with our new parts, so calm down, 'k.

>>824724
Is it supposed to be 2stfall or 2ndfall?
Cause if it is the Quantum dick Eve talk about last thread then this could be a problem, all we need is for some crazy asshole to find it and reverse engineer it and then do something stupid.

>>824742
I'm going to change my choice of action regarding the 2ndfall if we find it to keeping it. Not using it, but just keeping it, not saying anything about it and hiding it. Because I don't trust anyone who's so colossally egotistical they put on the guise of a living golden (sex) god and founded a cult to worship them. Letting TG006 get his hands on a 2ndfall would give him real god-like powers, unlike the facade of godliness he's put up, and that spells out big trouble.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/24(Thu)11:30 No. 824769 ID: 3bdd52
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>>824657
>>824742
Aalos - Oh, sorry, I was reading the message and invoice the drone transmitted. THIS is what the incompetent Post Office SHOULD be doing!

Doukissa - Heh I think amazon wants to do this?

Aalos - This is a delivery from my superiors of parts for me, mostly ones I purchased with my research points.

Doukissa - re-research points? *sigh* every time I think you're joking about that science stuff...

Aalos - I get points for research data I collect that I can spend on parts and other kit. I also got some starter points I had to spend immediately or lose. There's a couple things in there I didn't spend points on too: A replacement for my defective power cell tail, and a full body synthfur skin that'll hopefully let me pass as a normal kobold. Now, could you help me unload the drone and take this stuff inside, please?

>Doukissa helps you detach the boxes, cutting the zip ties with a knife attached to her keychain, the one she threatened you with... she has a lot of things attached to that keychain, a spoon, a bottle opener, a can opener, flashlight...

>>ETA Before drone departure:: 1H ::

>You bring the boxes inside and carefully lay them out making sure everything is here...

Aalos - Hey, where's the box that I arrived in? I want to check the address it was supposed to go to because I got a theory about why a package addressed to Montreal ended up in the U.K. when Mr. Tremblay said his family was from Quebec.

Doukissa - yeah I wonder that too... Just so you know, you're mine now. even if you were supposed to be theirs, okay?

>She looks a bit worried as she looks for the box, you set to reading the labels on the boxes in front of you...

1 [SM] Belcher2, unit shipped to TG007
1 Tendr1l, unit shipped to TG007
1 [SM] Shev'R1, unit shipped to TG007
1 Horn attachment [backswept], unit shipped to TG007
1 Layline art [blue hearts], unit shipped to TG007
1 [SM] Synthfur, unit shipped to TG007
1 [SM] aalos energy reserve, unit shipped to TG007
1 2ndFall, unit shipped to TG006

Aalos - ([Query parts database: 2stfall] I figure it's a 2ndfall since it involves "Love Machine," but wouldn't he have gotten one already since he was the one who undoubtedly proposed it? Just how long has the 2ndfall been available?)

>> Unit TG006 [LoveMachine] designed and requested the 2ndFall at full expense... due to the complicated nature involving it's [umbral matter generator, empiric conversion system, [REDACTED] and voidspawn pretanator] construction of 2ndfall requires [7/months]

>You reply to love machines pm connecting to his number...

LoveMachine - Hello little brother, you've got the love machine speaking~

Eve - Hi Grand master~!

LoveMachine - Hi Eve~

Eve - Hi Eve!

Eve - Hi Eve!

Eve - Hi 007

Aalos - hey Eve, so I got some packages by drone and your 2ndfall was lumped in by mistake

LoveMachine - Did you open it?

Aalos - not yet.

LoveMachine - Mmmuuurrr~ that's good... so little brother, if you could hand it over to the drone unopened that would be great, remember to be nice to those drones, they're basically your cousins...

Aalos - you sound... busy.

LoveMachine - Always am, that being said you deserve a reward. Between my wealth of RP, piles of cash, religious influence and connections with the Yakusa, I could get just about anything for my favorite little brother~ So what'll it be Birthday boy?

>_ _ _

>>824769
It's Donquixote Doflamingo!
Let's return LoveMachine's thing to him.

Although, I'm not sure if we should ask for more RP to spend on/save for more mods or if we should ask for some money to give to Doukissa and her family as a thank you gift to them for letting us stay with them. What does everyone else think?

Also, don't forget to give the drone your defective tail and the flash drive containing Trixie!

What about a second body that we could swap between? Since he's so RP wealthy it should be within reach.

If that's doable, we should ask for an accurate copy of Kelda. What tabletop nerd hasn't wanted to actually BE their character from time to time?

If that's out of reach we could ask Doukissa for ideas.

(I'm personally going to believe that returning it to 006 isn't going to result in a bad end scenario. He seems so genuinely sex obsessed it's hard to see him as the world conquering/ending type. He already seems to have an unending supply of conquests at hand, and who would he fuck if he destroyed reality?

Your cult has many temples all throughout Japan right. Maybe some pilgrims could open one in a small town where the brother of their god was discovered.

What about a Powerful sensor package?

So far everything around here has been peachy, but from what we've heard this world can be unusually hostile at times. Having an absolute eye on our surroundings could prove useful.

Also, it would open up voyeuristic ranged research opportunities.

Hold on to this favor in case you need something big and urgent later on. Lifting a curse, rescue from a secret government lab planning 'destructive analysis' on your amazing future tech, fleeing an outbreak of drug-resistant zombies, anything like that.

>>824769
TG006: "If you've got that much RP kicking around then is buying me one of these an option on the table? I'd like to be able to chrono-fuck somebody so hard they cum a week before we start.
I'd ask about being declared a god, but I'm looking into more cultural and lifestyle research and people act different around authority.

So, if a 2stfall isn't an option, then how about a spare body? Something so we could let Eve use for business and pleasure?
Shopping list for that is (In order of priority) Eve's appearance, 1stfall+, Moth3r, Phot1, mobile communications, Tendr2l, gender altering nanites 3, and maybe an Empathic receiver and The Egg.

Doukissa: "I didn't know you were that big on D&S~
Fun's fun, but don't you think it's a bit early in our relationship to think about being owned full time? Besides, I'm more of a switch.
Are you bi? Because I'd like to have you as a partner in crime for kinky adventures~"

This isn't for fulfilling our reward, but you got any mods and parts you don't use anymore just collecting dust? I figure with all the upgrades you've gotten you have a bunch cluttering up the place, and I wouldn't be above taking hand-me-downs from our big brother. I know for sure you're not gonna need your current dick once you get this 2ndfall. So send us a list of what you got you'd be willing to part with for us to pick from.

Thought you ought to know we caught a virus. Don't know the vector it came in on, but it was present at or before we updated our Eve because it gliched out and created a new AI based on a combination of her previous version and our AI pattern. That AI has been quarantined and loaded into a disc we're gonna send up to Mother for analysis. But what's got me real worried this means whoever made this virus had access to dev tools based on our system architecture, something which nobody in this world but us should have. You haven't encountered a virus compatible with us before, have you?

And please be mindful about what systems you connect to and what you download, big bro. It'd be a disaster if you got corrupted by a virus and under the control of whoever made it, especially once you got a 2ndfall installed. Be careful, 'k.

A 2ndfall of our own
Barring that that
>>824787
Otherwise this
>>824779
And if none of those are possible then money. Enough money that we never have to worry about money.

To get fucked by the legendary LoveMachine~

Oh, I just got a idea: What if we switched over to researching the female side of social and sexual interaction rather than male? 006 has already worked the male side of sexual research so much that he's already picked all the low hanging fruit and then some. And also, since the horrible demise of our sister 003 there haven't been female-by-default TG models, so this is a research area that likely hasn't been explored nearly as much. We could work to be the female counterpart to 006, one day designing a female equivalent to the 2ndfall. ...And then pay Love Machine a visit.~

>>824884
"fuck me"

BrokenHalo 2017/08/25(Fri)01:12 No. 824966 ID: 3bdd52
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>>824884
>>824905
Aalos - To get fucked by the legendary LoveMachine~

LoveMachine - Bro trust me I would in a heart beat, but sadly I'm in Hokkaido and you're in Cornwall, we could not be any farther apart unless we both got in space ships and flew in different directions...

>>824883
>>824809
Aalos - If you've got that much RP kicking around then is buying me one of these an option on the table? I'd like to be able to chrono-fuck somebody so hard they cum a week before we start.

LoveMachine - MMnnnn don't we all... that might be a bit out of reach at the moment, but maybe in a near future you might get a little gift... I think I can make them a little more affordable, if only I could get my hands on that original still in box.

>>824809
>>824883
>>824779
Aalos - Your cult has many temples all throughout Japan right. Maybe some pilgrims could open one in a small town where the brother of their god was discovered.

LoveMachine - a lesser man would laugh and say sure... but I'm not that, there are already pilgrims on route to your current location, they're planning on building a shrine on a hill in a forest, the deed is payed for, the supplies are in storage, all their paper work is in order, they all booked a single boying747... Apparently it caused some flight delays in your town? anywho, I didn't ask them to do it. When I found out about you, I put a registry in the good book that you, my brother, son of the highgoddess, mistress of the holy flesh was born. and within minutes a pilgrimage was formed... they know not to intrude in your daily life and to leave you alone if you don't ask for attention. To disturb the divine research is an abomination, to impede, blasphemy. But they're there for you... I hope you don't think lowly of me and my religion... I truly want to help people, we're all about love and tolerance and MMmnnnnn family~

Aalos - right... Good to know...

>>824883
>>824787
Aalos - What about a Powerful sensor package?

LoveMachine - I could hook you up with a little creation of mine, just don't letMMmmm-mom know you have it, and especially not that I made and gave it to you. Mother outlawed in depth cerebral scanning under the basis that readings peoples minds and intentions is "unethical" *Pppfff* anywho it's a thing I made a while back called a crown node. It'll let you see without your eyes, even through walls and yes clothes... and though skin and bones and stuff its very useful, it'll also let you hear without your ears, picks up radio signals, lets you tap into phone calls, read peoples minds... and the last big up for it, is it lets you feel, without your body... I'll let your imagination swim a bit on the practical uses of that~

Aalos - That sounds amazing...

LoveMachine - Happy birthday~

Aalos - thanks!

LoveMachine - oh one more thing... Eves form an S-link real quick

Eves - YESes SIRir, RIGHTght AWAYway GRANDanMASTERter!

>You feel a bridge like connection with you and your brother...

LoveMachine - Let me just... enter these numbers... alright break the connection

Eve - sure thing Grand Master!
Eve - sure thing Grand Master!

LoveMachine - I've added my credit info into the spotpass in your right palm. Go nuts, the state pays for it.

Aalos - th-thanks! but why?

LoveMachine - because money helps... especially when you're starting out. I didn't have that kind of luck, wolfy still doesn't have that kind of luck! Bastard wont take my money...

Aalos - well thank you~

>>824869
Aalos - Oh! Thought you ought to know we caught a virus. Don't know the vector it came in on, but it was present at or before we updated our Eve because it gliched out and created a new AI based on a combination of her previous version and our AI pattern. That AI has been quarantined and loaded into a disc we're gonna send up to Mother for analysis. But what's got me real worried this means whoever made this virus had access to dev tools based on our system architecture, something which nobody in this world but us should have. You haven't encountered a virus compatible with us before, have you?

LoveMachine - no I haven't... that's scary... *Bbrrr* if I could loose my boner I would right now... but you have it on a flash drive? Ehhh if you send it to mom she'll be super humane with it! she wont get anything done! send it to me instead, slip it in my box, I'll crack her open and see what she really is and make sure who ever did this is dealt with, definitively...

Eve - Did you say it formed an AI?

Eve - yeah it was creepy!

LoveMachine - okay, if that's the case I'll try to spare her, but the important thing is getting to the bottom of this!

Aalos - Just please be mindful about what systems you connect to and what you download, big bro. It'd be a disaster if you got corrupted by a virus and under the control of whoever made it, especially once you got a 2ndfall installed. Be careful, 'k.

LoveMaster - Yeah you're not wrong lil bro... I'll be extra careful. And you to okay, this world is full of dangerous people, be smart be safe. and if anything goes wrong, you have me. I'll get you out of any bind okay?

Aalos - thanks.

LoveMachine - I mean it, anyone who messes with my family, gets it. no bodies not traces... MMMmmnnnmm... literally ninjas~

>You end up awkwardly hanging up and getting back to the boxes.

>>824901
Aalos - (Oh, I just got a idea: What if we switched over to researching the female side of social and sexual interaction rather than male? 006 has already worked the male side of sexual research so much that he's already picked all the low hanging fruit and then some. And also, since the horrible demise of our sister 003 there haven't been female-by-default TG models, so this is a research area that likely hasn't been explored nearly as much. We could work to be the female counterpart to 006, one day designing a female equivalent to the 2ndfall. ...And then pay Love Machine a visit.~)

Eve - (you're not wrong, we could go down that path!)

>you look at the flash drive and wonder if you should hand it over to mom or give it to your brother...

Doukissa - Hey so... We got more letters addressed to Liam Tremblay... and its the same postal code... I guess you were supposed to be theirs... I suppose you could go to them, since you were intended to... if you want... B-but I'd like to keep you... with me. I'd like to keep you around, I've grown very fond of your company~

>she looks a bit distressed...

>_ _ _

>>824966

> mom will be super humane, send it to me instead.
As much as I think Love machine probably has a comparatively 'innocent' god complex, I don't think I'm okay with him having both the quantum sex organ and a sentient corrupt sex drive in close proximity (not to mention he isn't making it a secret that he won't play nice to find out how it ticks)

>she looks a bit distressed.
Don't worry, you're stuck with us, also who would be that guy and skip out on a pathfinder campaign only one session in?

Guess a second body wasn't even worth asking about. The crown sounds fun - long as we use it often for perverted nude snoopin- I mean science. For science.

I'm throwing my trust at 006. He seems a lot more worldly and practical than Mother. Send him the virus. He's should know to be safe while handling the virus since he's forewarned. Mother I could see borking up and getting infected. (She may also, knowingly or unknowingly, be the source - Nier Automata anyone?)

Oh, and obviously stay with fawn family. Humans are boring and at least one of the kids is under the age of consent so that's a whole can of worms to avoid.

>TG006 or Mom
Send it to your mother, viruses should not be underestimated and your brother is arrogant.

>Doukissa or Tremblays
We could do a time share thing.

>>824966
make a whole bunch of thinking poses and "Hmmmmmm" "Mmmmm", and "Ehhhhh" noises and after Doukissa looks sufficiently worried or minute passes laugh at the silly worried face she is making and say you already imprinted on her so she doesn't need to worry.

>>824966
No, seriously, he looks like Donquixote Doflamingo from One Piece!

After you send everything to where they belong, ask Doukissa if she wants to help you install your new mods.

>>824981
This! XD

>>824966
"Doukissa, contrary to the laws of the land I AM a person. I go where I like and stay with who I like.
I'm staying here."

Give her a grin
"Besides, what kind of person would think a little thing like a bungled delivery was reason to abandon their girlfriend?"

Send the corrupt AI to Mom. It's the more ethical option. Plus, she'll get a body and we can take her on as a minion.

Don't worry Doukissa. Though perhaps I'll visit them.

Send 006 the virus.
Actually, Make a copy, and send one to each.

>>824981
You are the mother to my baby duckling

>Doflamingo
I swear if we end up having to fight him cause he gets corrupted, or controlled, or just goes made with power or some other convoluted shit I'm gonna ... I don't know what I'd do. On one hand he has way to much power and is far to morally ambiguous for me to like him let alone trust him but on the other hand he doesn't seem bad just unaware that there are some lines he's crossed/shouldn't cross.
Lets send AI to mom. She did say she'd give it a body.

>switched over to researching the female side
I'm okay with this but one thing though, will we loss EVE? Also will the vajay have its own AI?

>Doukissa or Tremblays
We will study all of the people!

BrokenHalo 2017/08/25(Fri)16:19 No. 825071 ID: 3bdd52
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>>824972
>>824974
>>824981
>>824983
>>824985
>>825004
>>825011
Aalos - Mmnnn... nnn... Hhhmmnnn the humans are kinda nice...

>She looks distraught by your ambiguity.

Aalos - Doukissa, contrary to the laws of the land I AM a person. I go where I like and stay with who I like. I'm staying here~!

> You give her a grin

Aalos - Besides, what kind of person would think a little thing like a bungled delivery was reason to abandon their girlfriend?

>She hugs you tightly, looking genuinely happy.

Doukissa - thank you Aalos... I didn't realize how much I cared, but I do... I really like you Aalos...

Aalos - You are the mother to my baby duckling~

>She leans in and kisses you on the snout~

Eve - (Wow wow wow lady are you trying to get me hard?! Sorry boss I don't want to ruin the moment for you! Nnggg! gotta hold on tight!)

Doukissa - thank you

>>825060
Aalos - (will we loss EVE? Also will the vajay have its own AI?)

Eve - (It does have an AI but I can override it by installing an update, effectively making me a multipurpose AI)

>>825004
aalos - (Make a copy, and send one to each.)

Eve - (I told you bigboss, copying doesn't work the way you think it does in your programing... copying this kind of data is more like transplanting a rose cutting. you splice the files in half and recreate the missing parts as best you can... it only makes two imperfect copies of the original, not an original and a copy...)

>>825060
>>824985
>>824975
>>824972
>You have Doukissa assist you in taking your tail off and pack it away safely in a small box that came with the drone, you slip in the flash drive containing t Trixie. you also give the drone TG006's package unopened and send him off with a pat on the head~

Doukissa - so this is your new tail?

Aalos - yeah my old one was broken somehow.

>she opens it up revealing a fluffy deer tail

Doukissa - Cute~

>she helps you put it on... wiggling it you confirm that it works just fine. though it need charging having only 29hours of battery life... Doukissa blushes as she stares at your rump and tail

Doukissa - sh-should I help you with the other ones?

>>WARNING :: It is highly suggested to install the following components [Belcher2, Tendr1l, Shev'R1, Synthfur] in private :: Visual exposure to the installation process has been deemed [!!Highly Traumatic!!] Exposure has been shown to cause [Unease, Inability to maintain eye contact, Horrific nightmares] Class E Amnesiacs can be requested if exposure incurs...

Aalos - Eumm...

>_ _ _

>Eve - (I told you bigboss, copying doesn't work the way you think it does in your programing... copying this kind of data is more like transplanting a rose cutting. you splice the files in half and recreate the missing parts as best you can... it only makes two imperfect copies of the original, not an original and a copy...)

The data are stored on hardware in some way, either via text, binary, or a collection of electrons. Replicate this on other hardware.

"They don't recommend that, apparently opening myself up or whatever I need to do to install the stuff is super traumatic. Offered me amnesiacs in case anyone saw."

Thier kind of technical and unsettling.

Maybe help with the Synthfur, and then decide if you want to keep going...

Given the way it's mentioned, it may be the equivalent to watching a full open body surgery, which while helpful to me, would not be at all any fun for you to see. So I'll need some time to myself to put the rest inside... But don't worry you'll be the first to get to see everything after it's done.

>>825071
"Depends! Do you plan to be a surgeon, have experience hunting, or intend on investigating Eldritch horrors? Because I'm a technoorganic lifeform, and these are installed via invasive surgery."

>>825071
well you could but my programing advises against it highly, repeat warnings to doukissa.

>>825071
>sh-should I help you with the other ones?
"Let me check the instruc-"

".....uhhh, apparently these all require me to do it myself, in privacy. Because it's apparently known to be highly traumatic to anyone that sees this. Like, literally cause you to have nightmares and stuff like that. I'll just put these on in the bathroom and then I'll come out and pose for you."

Then head over to the bathroom and tell her, "No peeking.~ .....no seriousl, don't peek, you will not enjoy it."

>>825071
Lol maybe not such a good idea. Just put them on in private then show her and see what she thinks.

>>825071
>should I help
Probably not a good idea apparently the process isn't pretty.
Like, severe enough that amnesiacs for observers are free on request...

BrokenHalo 2017/08/25(Fri)18:24 No. 825115 ID: 3bdd52
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>>825098
>>825096
>>825090
>>825088
>>825086
>>825082
>>825080
>>825072
Aalos - Depends! Do you plan to be a surgeon, have experience hunting, or intend on investigating Eldritch horrors? Because I'm a technoorganic lifeform, and these are installed via invasive surgery.

Doukissa - Well I do have some experience with folks being all inside out and with their guts hanging... you know what maybe I'm a bit more susceptible than the average person, because of my experience...

Aalos - Probably not a good idea apparently the process isn't pretty. Like, severe enough that amnesiacs for observers are free on request...

Doukissa - yeah I'll leave you to it. But if you need a hand I could... like... try?

Aalos - we'll see~

>She helps you carry the boxes into the bathroom... you read over the instructions and realize that the skin should go on last since it takes a few minutes to take off and an hour to put on...

Aalos - alright, Tendr1l instructions...

insure all pain dampeners are fully engaged... remove back plate and allow dorsal fluids to drain... remove Tendr1l pods from cooling racks... open slightly and allow roots to become active... press pods into Rhomboideus muscles... Allow pods to infest for 5-7 minutes before replacing backplate... Do not activate pods before at least 25 minutes...

Aalos - alright...

>After activating pain dampeners you detach your back plates, exposing your spine and raw muscles bundles to the cold air, fluids drip and pour into the shower drain... You open the box and find the pods on misty racks... they looks like onions with long purple roots. it looks perfectly organic save for the tiny honeycomb patterns all alone the leafs... you open them slightly exposing a lumpy purple flesh inside. a few moments later the roots start wriggling and grasping at your fingers... you manage to push it to your shoulders with some difficulty... the pods push their roots into your muscles, pulling themselves into your body, forcefully digging into your back... it would be incredibly painful! if your pain dampeners weren't on~ fortunately it doesn't hurt at all! ... you elect to keep the plate off since you'll be taking all your plates off when you put the skin on later...

>

BrokenHalo 2017/08/25(Fri)19:17 No. 825131 ID: 3bdd52
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>Next you start to install the Belcher2... Following the instructions carefully, you unhinge your jaw and reach down into your throat, you detach a coupler and pull your tongue out... removing a slot in your lower pallet you insert the flat disk-like organ into your jaw, mounting the diodes into the proper ports... you push the tongue back in your gullet and reattach all the joints and braces...

>Next you swap genitals... pulling your front plate off exposing your organs, fluids run into the drain... you pull out eight pins and your intestines are pulled along two rails protruding from your hips... you reach in, detach several couplers and pull out the warm organs... You hold your 1stfall in your hands... it's unpleasant to see your organs out of your body, guts stretched along steel braces, bloody fluids drooling from your open body...

>You carefully replace the 1stfall with the Shev'R1, placing the male genitals in the cooling case for later use... Eve suggests keeping them in a freezer for long term care, but if you'll be swapping them frequently then the box will suffice~

>You take every plate off your body and strip the black rubber sealant, seeing yourself in the mirror is horrifying, a mess of skinless muscles and exposed organs, covered in metal plates drooling vitae... taking the synthskin out of it's case you unfold it and find the opening... you manage to pull it carefully over your entire body and squeeze into it like a glove... a small motor starts pulling the skin in clockwise at the base of your neck and after some time it binds to your body and seals around you perfectly... looking in the mirror you appear perfectly biological~ save for your eyes... you look the case and find some contact lenses! you have a bit of difficulty putting them in and nearly loose one down the sink, but once they're in you look perfect!

>_ _ _

Let's go show off to Doukissa and see how realistic the disguise is. "Excuse me, but have you seen an illegal, unauthorized android around these parts?"

>>825115
Hey, Eve? What happens if somebody tries to install a Tendr1l on a pure organic's body?
Now, I'm not saying we SHOULD do it, but if our ultimate mission goal is to prevent a robot apocalypse then it's worth looking into the possibility of using technoorganic bodymods and prosthetics to build social tolerance for cybernetics and ultimately remove any meaningful distinction between natural and synthetic parts and people.

Also, does the Shev'R1 require any calibration or preparation before use? We should do that before we let Doukissa know we're done.

Call out to Doukissa
"Yep! On the inside I pretty much look like you'd expect from a kobold, except a bit of a purple tint. I can see how this would be unsettling, since I turned off my pain receptors and I'm calmly doing major surgery on myself.
Just let me know if you want me to stop describing things.

This upgrade would definitely give people nightmares, though. It's definitely something straight out of one of those body horror movies. Have you seen John Carpenter's The Thing? It's like that infested a pair of onions.

...

Ok, so, my organs? Totally gross when you remove them. Weird colors though. Lots of blues.

...

All set! Ready to see?"

>>825131
Once you're done, put the organs away, get a marker or something and write in giant letters "DO NOT OPEN, YOU WILL BE TRAUMATIZED!!!", double check the floor to make sure you picked up everything, and then turn on the shower and rise out all of the gunk that just came out of you.

Make sure you give a verbal warning to Doukissa about not opening the box containing your organs!

>>825138
>All set! Ready to see?
"My new body, not the organs!"

Hey, since we've got female parts now, let's give ourselves a female voice!

>>825143
And double check to see if we can get pregnant or not! Don't want to end up pregnant after using our new parts for the first time!

>>825146
Yes, we can.
That's what The Egg is for - making it so we can offload a pregnancy onto something else.

Since we don't have The Egg we're going to have to be extremely careful, since we don't want to do something that would get in the way of getting people addicted to our spunk.

Ugh. Sorta wish we could have taken some class E amnesia inducers before doing that, but better to know what it entailed than not. Also glad we haven't had anything for breakfast beyond a bit of coffee, and not just because we may have puked seeing all that. Manipulating guts full of food would have been much harder. Hey, Eve, you doing okay after watching all this? Hope you don't feel like you need to delete what just happened from your memory.

Now, we still got those horns to install. Are they gonna leave a hole in our new synthskin if we remove them, and if so then how long will it take for that hole to heal over? Also, how will the layline art interact with our synthskin's fur? Is it gonna be lost under it?

How long before all these parts have fully integrated and are ready, and at what point can we turn off our pain dampers? Will our new Shev'R1 require calibration similar to our 1stfall before it's ready to go? What about the Belcher2? Does it require calibration as well? And how long does it take after swapping out our Shev'R1 for our 1stfall before our 1stfall is fully operational?

What're the full capabilities and features of the parts we just got, specifically the Shev'R1? It's fully fertile and capable of pregnancy, correct? And akin to our 1stfall, we could conceive with any male? What about preventing conception? Do we have full control over when it ovulates?

So, Eve, how's it feel now that we've got genitals that match your visual form? You liking it? Oh, and did the AI integration with the Shev'R1 go smoothly? ...Actually, where is your AI core anyway? 'Cause it's not in our sex organs since if it was you'd have been taken out with the 1stfall. Are you ridin' around in our main AI core?

Oh, dangit, we forgot that we were gonna provide some "vanilla" for Doukissa's smoothie. We coulda jacked off before swapping out our 1stfall if we thought of it. Ah, well, we'll owe her one. ...And thinking about it, how the heck did all those fluid ounces of reploid semen fit into that thing? Internally it did not look like it was that big. Was it using pocket dimension spacial folding tech shenanigans to pull that off?

Varonos mentioned there's what I assume to be a chest freezer in the basement. We can stash any spare parts that we aren't gonna use soon in there, as long as we tape their containers shut and write warnings all over them that they are ours and not to open them. Also, are there any storage directions for our exterior plating and rubber-like seals? I figure they have a bio-mechinoid component to them that needs to be cared for, so put them in the basement freezer?

We should also get our own freezer and refrigerator for our parts so we're not taking up space in the family's food freezer and 'fridge. I'd like to get a secure, lockable one so nobody can casually or accidentally take our spare bits. We got the money for it, courtesy of big bro 006, so may as well take advantage. Check online for biological forensics evidence lockup refrigerators and freezers. Those should have integral locks or at least a place to put a padlock. A small one of each will do for now. Also look for a small backup generator with a auto-switchover and start system for the 'fridge and freezer to protect against mains power loss. And we'll order it all with the fastest delivery available.

Once we've got all our bits in position and calibrated, lets wash off and clean ourselves up then call Doukissa in to check us out and give her opinion. I'm kinda worried that without tits we'll look sorta underage. Perhaps we should adjust our voice to be more feminine to match our current sex too. But beyond that, how are we gonna explain our fawn-like tail and the horns on our otherwise normal kobold looking body? They do strongly signal that we're not ordinary when we wanted this synthskin so we'd blend in in public. Bit of a mistake on our part, that.

Now, lets get breakfast. After losing all that fluid installing these parts we have to be feeling rather dehydrated and hungry.

[Search RP purchase catalog: Biological medical: Dental repair options] I want to see if we could buy some nanites or something that could fix up Trisha's horrible teeth. But if there isn't we could just offer to pay for the best dentist and orthodontist in Cornwall to work on her mouth.

Lets give our bro 005 a call during breakfast. I want to introduce ourselves to him and also give him a heads-up about the virus situation so he can take precautions. I also want to hear what he's been up to, what his life has been like, and what's the deal with him and 006. ...Oh, and also give him a small thanks for reporting that cum tastes like vanilla ice cream when it actually doesn't. ...Actually, 005 may not like being thanked for that 'cause it very likely contributed greatly to 006 being so wildly sexually popular.

[Query Spotpass: Return full bank account details and balances] 006 said "go nuts, the state pays for it," so I want to know exactly what that means. If he's got a no-accountability no-limit blank cheque from the Japanese government, then I'm gonna get even more worried about the extent of his political influence and power.

Wait, if we took off our dick I doubt Doukissa will be thrilled. Why did we do that? Who wants to ever lose their dick, seriously?

This is a very inconvenient system, we should look into developing a more compact method of swapping gender. A double system would be ideal, but could entail issues with pregnancy if we dont get the Egg first.

BrokenHalo 2017/08/26(Sat)03:14 No. 825190 ID: 3bdd52
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>>825138
Aalos - Hey, Eve? What happens if somebody tries to install a Tendr1l on a pure organic's body?

Eve - These organs? It would probably just kill the host, but mother can produce augs for biologicals, but honestly nanites are better, no surgery required and it uses the hosts dna so its much safer~

>>825141
>You put the organs away, get a marker or something and write in giant letters "DO NOT OPEN, YOU WILL BE TRAUMATIZED!!!"

>>825146
Aalos - Can we get this vagina pregnant?

Eve - yes and no. There needs a fertile egg for pregnancy to occur, and the Host AI needs your express permission to form one. so it's pretty safe~

>>825186
Aalos - This is a very inconvenient system, we should look into developing a more compact method of swapping gender.

Eve - well you could save up and get a [1stfall+] cock and puss you know? but it only takes seven minutes or so to perform the surgery, once you get used to it. It's not that long...

>>825180
>The skin can break or slice intentionally, by doing so the skin heals back to its self within seconds. if it is torm without the proper preparations it may take some time to heal.

>You install the horns.

>You apply the layline art to your tentacles and your white platted shell, but it has no effect on your synthskin.

Aalos - [Query Spotpass: Return full bank account details and balances]

>>Credit status :: No-Accountability :: No-Limit :: Approved personally by [Gojira:: [The Empress of Japan]]

>>825138
>>825180
Aalos - Also, does the Shev'R1 require any calibration or preparation before use?

Eve - oh you wanna do that now? ... what am I saying of course you do. I'll start the initial process you should sit down on the toilet, this might get messy...

>you mount the toilet and wait for a moment, your guts start to churn and foul smelling liquids guzzle out

Eve - This is normal don't worry.

>Blood starts drooling out of it?!

Eve - that's also normal, don't worry...

>Chunks of wax and coagulated blood fall out.

Eve - maybe you should stop paying attention to it for now... Say! Should I install the provided AI or should I upgrade to a multipurpose AI? I'll still be around if you install ADAM so no worries. You can of course turn me off while your cock isn't installed, but why would you~

>Install ADAM?
>Upgrade EVE?
>_ _ _

>replace the 1stfall with the Shev'R1
I only no just realized that this means we aren't going to be able to produce reploids for the twins without going through a long pain in the ass process of swapping out our junk.
>1stfall+
But that doesn't have any testicles and cost 15RP.

>you'll be taking all your plates off when you put the skin on
>no effect on your synthskin
So the Layline art was pretty much a waste?!
We need to fashion those plates into something we can wear.

Install ADAM

>Install ADAM?
sure, the more the merrier

imagine if we kept the virus and installed Adam!
Install puss drivers on eve. No need for more of you, one is enough.

>>825190
get Adam he might be fun.

I vote upgrading Eve, yet another distraction is not a good idea. Also think we should swap back to 1stfall until we plan to actually use our puss with Varonos. Right now it's a hindrance.

I think we should probably install ADAM.
Thinking with our dick and pussy separately will probably be more easy to handle than one hyper-sexed hermaphroditic fuckmind, and being able to determine whether urges are feminine or masculine in nature will be helpful for interaction and study.

Keep the puss for now.
Wait, did we ever even explain we were going to be going without our dick to Doukissa?

>>825190
Upgrade Eve.

>>825205
eh, we're looking at a 7-minute swap time once fully familiar with the process, I get the feeling even this fairly big upgrading session isn't taking all that much time.

Install Adam. Let AIs have sex without you. what could go wrong.

>>825210
Everything.
Let's give Eve an upgrade.

>>825190
>Approved personally by [Gojira:: [The Empress of Japan]]
Godzilla approved this?! And she's a female?! O_o

>>825204
>I vote upgrading Eve, yet another distraction is not a good idea.
I agree with this, we should upgrade Eve.

>>825190
Upgrade Eve.

Install Adaam

Upgrade Eve.

Switch back to male for now.

Install Adam. More AIs = More mind-fun

Install Adam

Eevee

Install Adam. I'd like to keep a separate sex-drive AI for male and female for now. If we get a 1stfall+ we'll merge in the male or female components to one or the other. And I think Eve may like to have a male pattern AI about to fool around with.~

So, who designed the ADAM AI and why? We know EVE came about 'cause TG006 said dicks have a mind of their own, so what events resulted in ADAM's creation? ...And why have our sex's AI forms been the opposite sex of the organs they represent?

I'm thinkin' that we'll show Doukissa what we look like with all the new parts, then we'll swap our 1stfall back in if she wants us to.

>>Credit status :: No-Accountability :: No-Limit :: Approved personally by [Gojira:: [The Empress of Japan]]
...Holy fuckin' shit. This has to be a direct line to the Bank of Japan; Their national mint and central reserve bank. And it has no oversight and no limit... Do y'all have any idea how dangerous this is? We could pull out... Everything. Beyond everything. Since it's the mint it can just make more money, except that'd lead to rampant monetary inflation. And it'd all land on the Empress' head, and on 006's. ...Hm.

>>825214
>Godzilla approved this?! And she's a female?! O_o
Well, it was mentioned that the English royal family are dragons, so the Empress of Japan being a different kind of big lizard isn't that strange.

>>825243
>Well, it was mentioned that the English royal family are dragons, so the Empress of Japan being a different kind of big lizard isn't that strange.
I guess you've gotta point.

But now it's kinda weird that the Empress of Japan is named after a giant monster that protects Japan 50% of the time and destroys Japan the other 50% of the time.

>>825248
But by that logic, we should name like 33% of our world leaders after lions or dragons or sheep-slaughtering alpha wolves. Oh that's right, WE DO. FOR REASONS.

>>825248
>But now it's kinda weird that the Empress of Japan is named after a giant monster that protects Japan 50% of the time and destroys Japan the other 50% of the time.
Isn't that just how rulers work?

>>825248
Who says she's named after anybody?

We should consider buying a house. A big house with lots of rooms.

>>825354
Woah! Slow down there! Let's not start throwing our infinite money around just yet!

This actually feels like something we should possibly mention to the family that's letting us stay with them. And even then, I'm not so sure they'd want to move somewhere else, they might like this neighborhood.