Mine that crystal right off it's face!

Glinp 2018/02/09(Fri)16:03 No. 866208 ID: 7fd053
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>>865980
I don't think it has hands!

>Both can shoot fireballs now?
Miko and I both touched the artifact. Now I can shoot fireballs outta my mouth! The distance depends how much I put into it, but it stays as a ball until it dissipates or hits somethin'. In addition to being fire, the fireballs have some force behind 'em, so I can use 'em to knock over light objects. Like the Super Jump, It takes some energy. It's like usin' a muscle. That means I'll have to distribute how I use those powers.

>>865932
>Dig out the crystal with the pickaxe
I tell Miko this plan. We go for it! But first, a Supersonic Gooby speeds across the volcanotop and shatters the Blocky. Poor thing! Lucky we're far enough away that the pieces don't hit us. I equip the pickaxe and poof into a Dwarf, we run through the fire and the flames toward the Construct, and Miko puts me on her shoulders so I can boost up onto its back! After I land, it turns its upper body around and I discover that I can't get the pickaxe too close to the crystal, 'cause there's a barrier just like when Miko couldn't get her sword too close!
"What gives!" It starts chargin' up again, but I brought some dirt just in case, so I toss some, and wait for it to discharge green lightning into the dirt! Then I chip away around the crystal. I can hear angry Goobies still flyin' every which way, still blowing the crap out of everything!
"GLINP! (cough) IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!" Miko starts to back away. She's right! We still have the Gooby problem! I'm makin' headway here, but we gotta be alive to get out with the goods.

Let's see, what do I know about Goobies... They start out all calm, then when they hit something solid they go crazy, and then next solid thing they touch, blammo! Liquids can hold 'em, but getting wet doesn't stop 'em from flying. You can trap 'em in airtight containers 'cause they'll tend to fly toward the middle. The only container we had was the discarded potion bottle, but I doubt I could safely catch even ONE Gooby in there. Heat and shockwaves don't set 'em off. I think that's about it...

If they tend to fly towards the middle, can you just get down and crawl out? If you need to be more proactive, maybe hurl individual krels in their flight paths.

>>866208
Break away and ask Miko how much she wants this thing dead. It's getting hectic in here even without this thing!

>>866208
Super Jump and Fire Ball Breathing draw from the same pool of power? That's annoying. Hmmm. If you detach your head, is it light enough to fly by shooting fireballs?

>Heat and shockwaves don't set 'em off.
Does that mean you can knock goobies away from you with fireballs safely?

This construct thing needs to worry about goobies a lot more than you do. Super jump to safety and take cover!

Glinp 2018/02/11(Sun)16:49 No. 866672 ID: 7fd053
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>>866270
They fly towards the middle of closed containers.

>>866469
I'll have to see if I can propel my head with fireballs another time! It doesn't make me resistant to fire, so I'd hafta be careful...
I like my chances of knockin' Goobies away with fireballs more than using krels!

>>866538
"Down the side!" I test out the Fireball power's Gooby-knocking abilities, and it seems to work really well! The fireballs sweep 'em away a pretty good distance before dissipating. Miko picks up on the idea and we fire breath our way to safety together!
>-Fwakoosh! Shablam! Kadoong! Rrrrrrumble!-
We head for the healing spring and chill out there until the explosions stop.

Once it feels safe, we investigate what's left of the rim. Lava's seeping outta every place, there's pools splashed everywhere, the Construct is dead, that Quincy Lizardfolk is scattered around, there's hardly any place to stand... And there's something shiny in the crystal rubble! I Super Jump to it and bring it back to Miko. It's a Dispel spell bullet and a whole cooked chicken.
"Thanks, Ereku-sama," says Miko, tearing off a leg. "You want any, Glinp?" She points it at me.
"Yeah sure," I say, and take it. Good stuff! We eat it together, while the Volcano's rumblings get more violent. Then Miko has a suggestion.
"Feels like it's gonna blow soon. Whattaya say we leap off the top, and warp back in midair?"
"I say YEAH!" She tells me to climb on her back, and I do it. She tells me to hold on tight, and boy do I!
"Here we GO!" She runs to the edge and LAUNCHES us with her sword and spreads out her arms! "Woohoooo!"
"YEAHHHHH!" We don't have much time, but for a moment, it's like we're flyin'~

We warp back for a pair of full heals. Another smashing success! We fistbump and congratulate each other on a job well done. I make sure Miko knows she was kickass. She's not comin' with me, so I might not see her again before I smash Zorgonok's stupid skull in. His skull that might also be his face now.

Yeah.

Anything else I should say to her before I go back to the tavern allll alone?

>>866672
Remind her that that she's the best partner you've ever worked with. Go ahead and ask her if she has the time to extend your partnership until tomorrow morning?

>>866672
>She tells me to hold on tight, and boy do I!
You were holding onto her boobs weren’t you?

>She's not comin' with me, so I might not see her again before I smash Zorgonok's stupid skull in. His skull that might also be his face now.
Who is that guy and why do you want to do that to him?

>Anything else I should say to her before I go back to the tavern allll alone?
Maybe joke with her about how you’re glad her clothes got shredded because that let you get a good look at her hot body for the rest of the mission!

>>866718
Try Ctrl-F.

You should pass her the pickaxe to see if it always makes the same dorf or if it makes a girl dorf or if girl dorfs even look any different.

Now what, do you guys go get drunk and celebrate lighting drinks on fire with your breath? Do we beat up any cops that try to arrest Miko for indecent exposure? Do you say fuck it and fuck?

>>866753
What’s that supposed to do?

Also, touch screens don’t have a ctrl button.

Winner Winner Chicken Snack!

>>866705
What an interesting suggestion~ Taverns are never good places to go alone... Who knows what could happen?

Of course, you could always do the same thing you did with Irib and lewd the neumono!

You just have to convince Miko to have victory sex with you!

>>866770
Are you not familiar with the Find tool?

Tell her even when you're not leaping off of a volcano, she makes you feel like you're flying.

Glinp 2018/02/12(Mon)17:49 No. 866994 ID: 7fd053
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>>866759
"Wanna try holding the pickaxe and see what it does to ya?"
"Sure, why not." I give it to her and we exchange being dwarves. She's a different dwarf than I was, but I can't tell if she looks like a girl one. She looks at herself in a mirror. "Weird!" She flexes. "Here you go." She hands it back to me.
I'll be havin' a drink, but if I do light anything on fire at the tavern... Jozi would probs choke me out before I can get out a flame, actually! Dunno what Miko's plans are exactly, but she's not comin'.

>>866718
I only touched the boobies a little!
I already had my inner spiel to myself about that jerk earlier. >>847569
"Too bad about your clothes, but it sure was nice to get a lookit yer body..."
"Heheh... Thanks! They'll regenerate eventually. That was some crazy dangerous shit you pulled back there! You got some wild ideas about problem solvin'."
"Thanks!" She rubs my head and chuckles toothily.

>Victory sex?
>>866977
"Y'know, even when we're not leaping off of a volcano, you make you feel like I'm flyin'! Before we part, what'cha think about havin' some victory fuckin'?"
"Haha! Good line there~ Hmmm..." She looks me up and down. "Sorry, I was kinda lookin' to wind down. I might consider it another time, though." She picks me up and gives me a big hug, deliberately gettin' my head between her big boobs. Yeeee~. I wrap my arms around her.

"Ahhhhh~" We let go and I step back. "Dang that was really nice..."
"Hehehe. Damn straight it was! Sorry to disappoint ya 'bout the sex, but I gotta do my own thing."
"It's all good! I know how it is. Where you gonna go?"
"Eh, just back to my hive for some loafin' around. Good luck on yer adventures!"
"Thanks, and have fun!" We wave and go our separate ways.

"Hey, Glinp." Hey wait a sec, she's got pink splotches all over!
"Don't tell me you've fallen in with a Quincy crowd!"
"Pff, this?" She displays her hand and turns it around. "No, there was a paint explosion while I was on my lunch break." She shakes her head. "It's some serious stuff, too. Haven't had time to get it off yet."
"Wow that's a pain!"
"It fuckin' iiiis. So what'd you get? You got a new power, right?"
"I can spit fireballs! Wanna see?"
"Sure! Just point yourself away from our establishment." I turn away and spit a Fireball into the air!
>-pshoof!-
It gets pretty far before it dissipates.
"Nice." She gives a thumbs-up "You get that money yet?"
"Noooot yet! I'm reeeal close!"
"Mhm. Then head in and do your thing." I go in.

Let's see who we got this time...
A Shady Character (looks like a shadow creature of some kind? Not sure what powers this one's got)
Ro again, sittin' across from that guy (different kind of shadow creature, shaped like a shark man. I may wanna prove my capability to him after he doubted me earlier!)
A Goblin (magic user, shorter than me, much bouncier too!)

Who do I approach first?

>>866994
go sell stuff and make money.

>>866996
This! You might finally be able to hire Josie! Tozzle time!

Then you should slide into the booth across from the shady guy and say some kind of cliche line that shady people say in bars.

Hey wait before we go finding a new person for out next artifact run, we should celebrate and do stupid fun stuff tonight.

Anything cool you can do hanging out with Jozi? You don't need to buy her off to hang out. Tozol-firebreath drinking games? Tozols like guns, see what the dildo turkey gun can do? We need to do some crazy dumb things with powers for fun.

Talk to everyone first then go sell some shit.
I like the goblin, she might not be suitable for a adventure partner but she may be up with for a quick fling.
Is thinking that raciest?

Interview the shadow man! Tell Jozi you might sell some shiz and will be even closer to paying her back.

Ask the goblin girl what she's all about.

Ro, the shark shadow man, regale him with your crazy risky escapades!

1/2 Glinp 2018/02/14(Wed)15:46 No. 867610 ID: 7fd053
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I'll talk to folks first - I have one more mission after the Fist Temple, and if I recruit Josie for this one, I don't think I'll get enough money to take her on the final one. Gotta weigh my options here!

>>867037
What am I celebrating? My newfound firepower? I guess I could do a little somethin' before my second-to-last mission...
Jozi works here. I need to buy her off because if she's out gallivantin' with me, she doesn't get the money for workin'!

>Goblin first!
I look over at the Goblin. She waves me over!
"Heya stranger! You got a real strong psychic barrier on ya!"
"Yup! Can't have psyhic folks predictin' my moves or learnin' my secrets!"
"Yeah~ I was just gonna surprise ya by learning your name, that's all~ My name's Kleem!" She offers her hand to shake, and I shake it.
"My name's Glinp! I'm on the lookout for adventuring partners."
"Well ain't you in luck! I got short-range telepathy, I can climb on walls, spit acid, survive impacts real good, and I can eat all kindsa weird stuff! What about you, huh?" I tell her my current powers, time ones excluded. "Wow show me c'mon!"
"I can only do the modular one, in here, or else they'll get mad!" I do the pull-your-thumb-off trick except I pull it off for real and plop it on the table in front of her!
"Wa-haha, that's great! Yeah, I'd be down, for the usual 50% of cash, and finders keepers on the items. So are you a Lizardfolk or what? You look like a Lizardfolk." She looks back and forth between my thumb and my face. I take my thumb back.
"At least partly, I think! I'm not too sure." She nods.
"Oh yeah, my step-neighbor's a half-lizardfolk half-goblin. He's great."
"Step-neighbor?"
"It's a long story! You wanna hear it?"
>>867119
>>867050
"I'll pass for now, thanks! But say, what kinda stuff do you do for fun?"
"Blow stuff up, go to raves, do drugs, and have sex! Sometimes all at the same time! Haha! Not usually though."
"You wanna do some of those things with me?"
"Hoho, maybe? Ya look like ya could be my type... Sure, I'm game, long as you're not a jerk like Ro over there. I did a little mind probe on him and that... Shady Character... blughughuh." She shivers.
"What happened?"
"Ro's just kind of a pest." She waves dismissively. "But John, whatever he is, he's real fucked up! I don't even know what ta make of it!"
"Gadzooks! I'll be careful with 'im. I'll go over there now, but I might be back this way~"
"Kaaay~"

2/2 Glinp 2018/02/14(Wed)15:46 No. 867611 ID: 7fd053
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>>867008
I slide on over to she Shadow realm. I mean booth.
"Eyyy badabing!"
"You again. Come to prove you're hot stuff, and prove me wrong about ya?"
"Who's THIS little fellow?" The Shady Character closes his right eye and either opens another one pointed at me, or moves the one he closed before reopening it. I try not to look too weirded out.
"I'm Glinp! Adventurer extraordinaire. Lookin' for someone to go to the Temple of the Fist with me."
"Neva heard of it, but it sounds intriguin'. Nice ta meet ya, Glinp. The names John Smith." Of course it is. Lots of Shady Characters use that name! I shake his gloved hand. "What's at this temple?"
"An artifact that'll give you a Super Fist ability if you touch it! It's like a magic punch with a projected fist so you don't actually touch stuff, and it can bust rocks!" His eyes widen. And oscillate weirdly. OK I thought I recognized the body language there, but I sure did assume wrong!
"What powers have ya got now?" I do a repeat performance. Ro eats spaghetti and does a good job lookin' uninterested. "I see... Me, I can induce terrifyin' hallucinations, paralyze people, sustain massive damage with minimal reduction of performance, hover, and bite through bones." He counts them out on his fingers. "I might be willin' to run with ya, for 50% of the cash and items."
>>867386
"Wow... That's some good powers! I got my latest one from Mount Boom, where I was the source of many deadly explosions, brought forth by harnessing the power of Goobies! My pal Miko and I also befriended a giant bird, and suffered terrible hallucinations ourselves when we entered a mysterious cave where Quincy cultists were summoning something terrible!"
"Yeah, yeah... So you ready to prove you're all that, or are you gonna chicken out on me again?"
"Is the offer still on?"
"Yeah." He slurps up some pasta. "I take 75% of the cash, but if you impress me reeeal well, you get 75% instead."

So, it looks like I can party with Kleem, if I want~
I also gotta pick who I go with on this mission, and she's a solid option.
I'm not sure I can sell enough to get Jozi with me for the Temple, but is that really where I wanna do it anyway?

Hm, well she's finders keepers on the items, which would be to your disadvantage, exceeeept you can revert and take some of the good stuff from her if she gets anything really good, since she can't read your thoughts. Would have to be careful about being too much of a dick about that though, no one's going to want to party with you if you grab all the stuff.

Mark one down for Ro at the temple of the fist, second choice being Kleem if she gets enough votes to tie for first.

>>867611
Man you just barely got back from a mission! Relax a little before you go on another one!

And the best way to relax would be to go to a party! So I say you should go party with Kleem!

Even if you're not hiring Josie right away, you should still check out the shop, maybe stock up on spell bullets. A little r&r wouldn't hurt either.

We're going with the goblin for the next mission after going to the store and relaxing a bit. Maybe we can catch up with our slime buddy?
Inform Josie we'll hire her for the final assault against the asshole we're doing all this for.

>>867611
Party with Kleem, adventure with Ro, buy Mr. Smith here a drink to establish good faith.

Glinp 2018/02/15(Thu)15:51 No. 867837 ID: 7fd053
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>Adventure with Ro, buy Mr. Smith here a drink to establish good faith.
"Alright, it's on! But like... tomorrow. I'm gonna go out partyin'! And before that, lemme buy you a drink, Mr. Smith. What's yer poison?"
"A hard Chaos Cola, if ya'd be so kind."
"Yowza! Comin' right up!" I go to the bar and place my order.
"This can't possibly be for you."
"Yup! I like my guts on the inside and not dissolved!" He nods.
"8 krels." I give him the money. He puts a code into a refrigerated safe, and pulls out a colourful can, grabs a reinforced mug with glowin' runes on it, sticks the can on it and does some kinda twisty motion, and the stuff in the can pours into the mug. Then he takes a small hose and affixes it to the mug and blasts some alcohol in there, removes the hose, and shakes it up real good. "There you are. So you got another power? A fireball, was it? That you shouldn't use indoors?"
"Yeah, and I wasn't gonnaaaa!" He chuckles. "It's purty sweet though~ Anyway thanks!" I take the drink back to John, who takes a sip.
"Now that's the stuff. Thanks, kid."
"You're welcome. Toodles!"
"Tch. See you tomorrow."

>>Party with Kleem
>>867705
Irib's not here! There's some other folks but they ain't worth my attention right now. I sit with Kleem.
"You bought 'im a drink! Whaaat!"
"Maybe he'll be less scary if he likes me!" She doesn't look convinced.
"Well I ain't gonna tell ya how to live yer life." She drinks a surprising amount of booze in one go, burps, and wipes her mouth on her arm.
"Maaaybe you can tell me where we're gonna go party~ I'm takin' Ro on my next mission, but I'm down to rave before then!"
"Sure can! You ready to go? "
"Tell me where and then I'll tell you!"
"OK so there's this place, right, where they have non. Stop. Raving. You come whenever, you go whenever, it's gonna be goin' down there. S'called the Space Doobie Love Express. Then after we check that out, we'll see where the night goes~" She waggles her eyebrows and has another sip.
"OK so I need to go to a magic store first, and stock up on spell bullets for the mission. You wanna come with, or should I come back and getcha?"
"Ooh I'll go~ I should get some stuff too." She starts to get out of her seat.
"I can wait until you finish your..." She chugs the rest down without breaking eye contact. "drink!" She winks at me.
"Let's go, sucka!"

"Already going out again? Your lust for adventure is insatiable, I see."
"That's not my only lust that's insatiable~"
:glinp:"Wow!" Josie laughs.
"I hope you two have a satisfying evening anyway."
"Will do~"
"I'm plannin' to take you on the next mission, Josie! I'm sure I'll have the money then! Then you and I are gonna take out an evil sorcerer!"
"Ooh~ I'll be waitin'." She fingerguns at me.
"No way, yer takin' the dang Tozzle on a mission? The bouncer??"
"Yeah! It's gonna be crazy!"
"I like ya more already!"

On the way to the store, we discuss our escapades. She coulda been lyin', but according to her...
She once fell asleep somewhere out in a tree, and woke up in the middle of a huge camp of bandits, who didn't know she was there, and she had to fight her way out on her own!
She encountered a time warp on a mission one time and fucked herself!
She once cooked up an explosive burrito and successfully killed someone with it, but it took TWO bites and the burrito exploded both times (yikes)!

But eventually we end up at the magic store. It's called "Sharp's Legendary Mysteries of Wonder." For spell bullets, here's the options I think would be good (I can get as many of each as I want):
Lightning: 30
Slow: 30
Entrapment Cube: 20
Psi-Beam: 50
Explosion:50
Morph-Ray (turns the target into a small animal): 20
Laser Light Ball (harmless but really shiny and distracting): 10 krels
...And there is a lewd section, if I feel like lookin' for some kinky ones to use on Kleem for some reason...

Psi-beam, explosion and morph-ray all sound pretty rad, one of each should be fine. What's- what's in the lewd section?

>>867842
Those three sound handy. Grab an entrapment cube too. Lotta uses for that.

Check out the lewd section. How many krels do you have left?

>>867837
I mean, I would suggest one of each, but that seems a little expensive. First picks would be Lightning, Cube and Explosion. ..maybe a quick peek at the lewds. Just cause curiosity, ya know?

>>867837
>Hole that says free mouse food.
.....I wonder if any mice have actually been dumb enough to fall for that?

>...And there is a lewd section, if I feel like lookin' for some kinky ones to use on Kleem for some reason...
Well, you don’t have to, but it would be nice to look and see what’s there, just in case you do want to.

>Adults only
Wait, do they mean physical age or if you act like an adult? Because if it’s youre physical age, then you can go back there, but if you have to act like an adult, then you might not be able to go back there! .....considering how you’re kinda immature sometimes.

What are shark assholes abilities again and why are we choosing to go with him?

I mean I don't get why we're going with the stick in the mud over anyone else, all we've ever seen him do is sit in this bar while we've gone to a space station and fought demon possessed Amtsvane and Neumono and we just came back from a volcano were we had to deal Quincy cultists and all manner of crap from the bullshit dimension.
True he saw non of that but what have we seen HIM do? Sit here and act superior. If anything he should be the one that needs to impress us.
There's not even a guarantee that at the end of the adventure he's not just going to say he wasn't impressed and take 80% anyway.
I'd take the goblin or shadow man over mr-sits-there-all-smug-and-has-nothing-to-show-for-it anyday.

>>867845
Maybe lightning too maybe.

>snake shopkeeper
>snakekeeper
BOOP THE SNOOT

Also grab the lightning bullet and the cube bullet for sure. Then let's take a look in the MYSTERY ZONE.

Ask the shopkeep if they can identify your weird-ass gun.

>>868003
Yeah, I forgot about that thing. Let’s get it identified!

Identify gun
Morph ray
Lewd section

Glinp 2018/02/16(Fri)16:04 No. 868034 ID: 7fd053
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>>867856
Physical age! Or if I'm an ancient god in the body of a child or something, and I can prove it, that counts. If I act too immature then I'll get kicked outta the store in any section anyway!

>>867967
He can look like a different species that's not a shark but still is clearly a Shadow, and make his claws and teeth big and strong to slash enemies! He can change the size of any of his body parts really, and he's also fast and can hide in shadows. He's weak to electricity (like my spear's got), and light/holy magic. Resistant to water magic and nature magic. I'm not sure how those work exactly, I just know that's how it is.
I'm sure he'll shape up once he sees what I can do! If he doesn't keep up his end of the deal at the end, I'll kill him, take 80%, and report his death and put his 20% toward his rez. Which is like nothin', those are expensive.

Kleem goes off to get stuff.

>Identify weird gun
"Hey Sharp, do you know what THIS is?" She flicks her tongue.
"Ah, I do! I haven't encountered a Trip Gun in... a while! With the gun loaded, you pull the trigger while thinking about a nearby target you can't directly look at, like around a corner, and the gun will jerk it. You can flip a toggle hidden in a wall, or trip people in another room. You can find the ammo thataway." She points the way.
"Wow thanks!"
"Mhm." I go over there. 4 krels per shot. I go back and ask another question just in case...
"If I wanted to sell it, how much is that?" I put it on the counter and she looks at it. One of her eyes gets all magic glowy!
"Hmm. Worn, but in alright form. I can give you 45 krel." She looks at me.
"Lemme think about it~" I take the gun back.
"Mhm." She rests on the desk.

>>867991
I'm not gonna boop her snoot......... That's rude.......!

>View lewd section
Kleem reappears, puts some bags of stuff on the counter, and follows me in here. Teehee.
"Not a bad selection. I got some nice bondage stuff here before~ Like this cloth thing you use to tie people up, and as long as they're tied they can't orgasm~"
"O-oh... Not even if you use one'a these on 'em?" I point to the Induce Climax spell bullets. She gets a wide grin.
"Nope~ Gives 'em a real rush though! Heheheh..."
"Haha, gee whiz... Is that the kind of thing, you're, into...?"
"I'm a switch, and I like doin' that or havin' it done to me~" She shrugs. "I'm not picky though."
"Fair enough! What'cha gettin', anyway?"
"Some bomb supplies and some magic reagents I'm gonna experiment with... fer makin' other kinds of explosions. Got a holiday comin' up in a while and I wanna see if I can make some cool fireworks!"
"Aw damn that sounds neat! You make fireworks?"
"Not usually but I dabble a little here and there, you know, little spell stuff, it's not that hard if you don't need to be all precise and junk~" She continues perusing.

So! There's a few spell bullets here that might be good. They got the basic stuff you might want...
Induce Climax (3 charges per bullet, doesn't work if the target isn't in the mood): 2 krels
Enhance Breasts (lasts around 4 hours): 10
Turn Male/Female (lasts around 4 hours): 10
And if I can think of anything else that might be good, there's a decent chance they got that too! It's just gonna be a quick fling though... So no reason to go crazy. Then again I might see her again some time?? HMM.

Looks like so far I'm gettin' Entrapment Cube, Psi-Beam, Explosion, Morph-Ray, AND Lightning, which comes out to 170 krels. Is that what I want for sure?
Am I gonna get any lewd ones to spice things up with Kleem later?
And am I gonna sell the Trip Gun or buy ammo for it?

Buy 3 bullets for the Trip Gun: you might as well give it a shot. There's timed puzzles crying out to be easily solved by it! If you don't use it much next adventure you can sell it.

Buy 3x Turn Male/Female bullets and 6x Enhance Breasts, there's no situations those won't be handy for.

>>868034
Sell the gun, get the knocker enhancers, turn Kleem into a big titty monster, ?????, PROFIT

Don't buy a bunch of lewd things. Remember you need to save money to hire the Tozol!

>>867967

We get 75% cut if we impress Ro. Therefore more money. Since Glinp can revert, we get quite a few shots at that, thus giving us the best chance of hiring Josie with however much treasure. I figure meta-wise he's there because that was the second runner up in choices for last time we had to choose who to go with. I think goblin girl is cooler too, but the all-powerful force of krels speak for me in this case.

Showing up someone who's ultra-confident should be pretty fun too. I mean I would say take Ro and Kleem, but then Glinp gets 25% of the treasure for impressing Ro, and worst case scenario I guess go into debt or pay him out of pocket?

Plus, really useful shady character not giving their real name? Just happened to show up before fighting the big bad? Yeah, that's actually way too suspicious, sounds like a potential lieutennant. From a gameplay perspective, I get you, but it's also way more fun to try and do stuff with limited power than it is to just crush it, at least for some people.

Ro's requirement is also basically do cool shit, get money. Who doesn't like doing cool shit?

Also here's the agreement >>844153 , Ro has finders keepers on items too so Glinp can screw him out of them and not feel bad. Which we can then sell if we come up short.

Money money money money money motherfucker.

>>868034

The trip gun seems good, 5 bullets worth perhaps. If they have enlarge breasts, they probably also have enlarge penis, one or the other of those should be a good investment. For a bedroom/combat spell, how about strip clothing, making all the target's wearing come right off? That's gotta be distracting. Buy 3 of the strip spell if there are any, giving someone big genitals would probably also make combat awkward if we're talking real big, so second that.

>>868034
He doesn't sound to useful but I guess Miko was pure combat as well and she turned out fine.
We're still never giving him 80% though.

>Trip gun
I read that as tri gun and my heart skipped a beat.
>the gun will jerk it
Only once? I think the orgasm bullet would be more useful AYOOOOOOOOOO.
Get five(5) trip rounds.

>Enhance Breasts
Does this stack? Does it work on dudes?

>swap gender
Come to the realization that because there are people out there that are turned on by inanimate objects and you can turn into said objects, you are somebodies fetish.
Hell that fact that you can detach limbs and still use them makes you like five different group's fetish.

Declothes bullets sound good for combat while gender swap this good on the battle field and in bed so get some of dem.

Glinp 2018/02/17(Sat)16:10 No. 868267 ID: 7fd053
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Spell bullets I decided on:
1x each of Entrapment Cube, Psi-Beam, Explosion, Morph-Ray, and Lightning: 170 krels
2x of Declothe (doesn't work on armour or cursed items): 18
2x of Enhance Breasts: 6
2x each of Turn Male and Turn Female: 14
5x of Trip Gun ammo: 20

Total: 228 krels.
That leaves me with 304! If I want Josie (685), Even when I get 75% of the dough from the Temple mission, I might have to sell somethin'! Just to see, I ask how much I can sell the pickaxe and the tile for.
Pickaxe: 16
Tile: 8

Not much... But any spell bullet or Trip Gun ammo I don't use, I can sell back for full price! So that's good.
We pay for our stuff and head to SDLE.

"How much is admission?"
"Don'tchu worry about that! I got a membership an' I can bring you in fer free~" We reach the entrances. There's a line, but we get to use the members entrance! The door person here is a Gnoll.
"Hey Kleem. That your buddy?"
"Hey Kragz, yup yup this is Glinp! Let us iiiiin."
"Hi!" They nod and cast a spell on both of us. Looks like a standard entry-authorization one.
"You are now cleared to board the Space Doobie Love Express~ Enjoy your journey." They stand aside and open the door for us. There's doors to the chillout room and the main room. Kleem pulls me to the latter, obviously! I was gonna ask if there were any actual Space Doobies here, but the DJ is one right now, so that answers that!
We dance to some sweet techno beats and I watch the sick magic laser light show for a while, when someone offers us each a pill shaped like a Space Doobie's head. Kleem takes one.

What do I do?

Sure, worst case you can revert. Ask which way you're supposed to take it, though.

>>868267
Look forward to regretting this later! YOLO! but not really

>>868267
Only losers take drugs!

You want to be cool don't you? Take those drugs.

Glinp 2018/02/18(Sun)17:20 No. 868447 ID: 7fd053
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>Take the druuugs
Kleem pops hers in her mouth and chews it up! I do the same. It takes a minute, but the effects kick in and my senses are suddenly expanded! It’s like I can see and hear whole new layers I could never see before, vibrant energies comin’ from everyone and everywhere! The music sounds better now that I can hear new aspects of it, and the light show has more colors and more psychedelic swirls!
”So what’cha think? Cool stuff huh? ”
”Yeah! What IS this?”
”They call ‘em Spadoobers~” The sound of the name has colors and it echoes weirdly.
”That’s really silly! I like it though! Spadoobers.” Yep, same effect when I say it.
With this stuff in me, I become way better at avoiding gettin' my feet stepped on or accidentally elbowin' people in the face! At some point I have enough ravin', so I tell Kleem and we head to the chillout room.

"Hey you guuuys~" It's a smokin' Amtsvane! And she's havin' a smoke!
"Hey big gal! This's my pal Glinp! Glinp, this is Suleuri!"
"Nice to meet you~ How's the main floor?"
"Great set as always~"
"I'm Glinp! It's kickin' rad but I'm windin' down. I didn't see you out there!"
"Nooo, I just come for the chillout room. The folks in here are always nice and the music's more my speed~ I come here between adventures to relax."
"Oh you're an adventurerer too? Cool." She nods. We have a nice little chat while my drugs wear off. Of course she's got poison, her giant size and strength make her formidable, and she can fit through surprisingly tight spaces. It seems that that stuff mostly carries her through her adventures! She's also got some magic regen and toughness to help out.

Eventually there’s a lull and Kleem pulls on my arm. I pop it off.
"Pff!” She bops me gently on the head with my shoulder and puts it back. “So you ready to head out and cap things off~? I know I aaam~"
"You bet! Nice meeting ya, Suleuri!"
"Hohoh, likewise~ Have a good time!" We make our way on over to my preferred place for sexin' things up, and it's time for me to make a decision!

Which spell bullets am I gonna use on 'er? Some of 'em seem like they've got combat potential for later.

They're cheap and I'm curious if they stack so talk her up then enhance knockers -> induce climax -> enhance knockers -> honk a boob.

>>868447
ENHANCE KNOCKERS

Enhance her knockers.
Maybe enhance your knockers.

Maybe it'd be fun to do some sex-swapping with Kleem and yourself for round 2? It might affect the refractory period (possibly eliminating it) depending on how the magic works.

>>868480
Also lets see if ENHANCE KNOCKERS stacks. Ask her if you can hit her with two in a row.

>>868474
Doesn't much matter who, but somebody's knockers are getting enhanced.

>>868447
Someone tipped me off that there might be enhanced knockers here, so.
>Enhance knockers
A few times.

hey Glinp this is a bit of an odd question to suddenly ask out of the blue but what universe are you in right now

Glinp 2018/02/19(Mon)16:28 No. 868721 ID: 7fd053
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>>868626
My culture calls this universe the Tareostaran Planes! I've only left the Calin Plane a couple times, and not recently. On a zone scale, I haven't gone outside the borders of Stiria in uhhh maybe a year? The space station was probably close to a fringe I guess. I could walk a few days south and get to Dorangian or Quenost from the town here. Unlike here, if you go to one'a those places, turning 360 degrees exactly completes a circle!

>Enhance knockers, and Turn Male!
Turns out she's okay with a lotta stuff. My choices are almost tame by her standards!
Round one we start out just gettin' a feel for each other.
Round two, I fire off one breast-enhancing spell and we have a good giggle before gettin' back to it.
Round three! Further boobage! I use my second Enhance Breasts bullet, and with that I'm out. Her boobs are perfect for stickin' my head between 'em~ There's more gigglin' and it takes us longer to get back into things, but we're havin' fun. Unfortunately, this size does make things a little awkward, so after a while we take a cuddly nap break and let the spells wear off. Then we have a snack and get back in the sack!
Round four, I use a Turn Male spell bullet on Kleem! Not the biggest Goblin dong I've seen, but it is one of the friendliest! And now I have 1 Turn Male bullet left.

After that, it's cuddle time again. When we wake up, she's back to normal. She yawns.
"That was fun~ I'm glad I ran into ya!" She hops outta bed. "Hope ya don't mind if I make myself scarce now. This place's a little highbrow, don'cha think?" She starts putting on her clothes.
"That's what I like about it! But yeah that's fine, I gotta do stuff too."
"Oh yeah yer gonna fight a wizard with a Tozzle or somethin' soon right? Sounds unfair~" She twirls.
"Yeah, after one more mission to prepare. I hope it's gonna be unfair, that guy's a real prickasaurus!"
"Well if I don't see ya before then, good luck! And ta-ta~"
"Thanks, you too. You sure you don't wanna take a shower first?"
"Nah!" She leaves. Well I'M gonna take a shower!

And I do! But now I'm thinkin', should I go shoplifting for a new outfit again, or just go get Ro and show him some fistastic fun-times?

>>868721
TITTY MONSTER CONQUERED.
Go reward yourself with a new outfit~

Sure dumpster dive to celebrate a nice night out.

Okay so I figure the Calin Planes are your planes of origin.

Zone scale? Fringe?? Hyperbolic non-Euclidean geometry???? WHAT IS GOING ON

Should we get more Enhance knockers bullets for combat purposes?

>>868814
We could just revert and not use 1 or both of them on Kleem.

That way we don’t have to spend more money and actually save some money to hire Jozi.

>>868815
They were cheap and it's kind of a dick move. Just buy some more after this run once we know what the Jozi hire situation's like.

>>868816
We already know what it’s like.

Jozi lowered her price to 685 krels after we brought some superconductors to her from the space station mission with Irib. Now that we’re down to 304 krels, we need to start saving again in order to pay Jozi to come with us!

Lets not spend anymore money. We need to save up for Tozzle Time!

Get that new outfit, then wear it like you stole it. Which you will have actually done.

>>868814
Yeah, a couple more Enhance Breasts and a Turn Male; We can always sell them back for full price if we don't use them. I can see how the Enhance Breasts bullets could be useful against those wearing torso armor, forcing them to remove it so they can breathe. Turn Female could also have the same effect. And suddenly having boobs can screw up a melee fighter's balance so they don't fight as well, or keep a archer from drawing their bow. Turn Male could make a female in armor suddenly have it not fit right or fall off. And if the species has a large sexual dimorphism in body size, going from one sex to another could make them fall out of their armor or clothes or blow them out or be strangled by them. If the size difference is really big, they could even get stuck in hallways or tunnels.

Glinp testing if the Enhance Breasts bullets work on males by shooting one at himself (or using a Turn Male first if he is actually a she,) then reverting would be a decent idea.

1/2 Glinp 2018/02/20(Tue)16:07 No. 869013 ID: 7fd053
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>>868754
Not sure where I came from, but the Calin Plane is where my village is. Stiria is the zone my village is in, and also the one I'm in now! If you go far enough in some direction you usually reach a zone's fringe, and then if you keep goin' you'll be fully in another zone, where the rules of reality might work different! Stiria's one of those ones where basically none of the species are native. So Lizardfolk, Shadows, Tozols, and whatever else all came from somewhere else. Not 'cause here is special, just 'cause they're spread out all over the place and some of 'em ended up here for now. There's a pun in English that doesn't work in Stirian, where it's called that because it's like a stirred up mixture, and lotsa the inhabitants are hybrids. But like, other zones are like that too so it's kinda dumb!

2/2 Glinp 2018/02/20(Tue)16:07 No. 869014 ID: 7fd053
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>Makeover~
I'll knock Ro dead with some new duds! What's my NEW OUTFIT gonna look like?

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)16:39 No. 869020 ID: 12b116
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>>869014
Retro, obscure, and appropriate

>>869014
just put glinp hands in all the important places
the crotch the nipple area and the elbows

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)16:51 No. 869022 ID: 8f7308
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Cleavage, and jorts. feel free to change the tee color.

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)16:59 No. 869024 ID: 52a081
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Gotta install those wonderful Tear Shields to show that you're tough!

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)18:44 No. 869067 ID: 91ee5f
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I wonder if Ro will notice that Glinp’s jacket has the same colors as his body?

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)22:00 No. 869129 ID: f5c698
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Any of the mooks at the Temple of the Fist are already dead.

Suggestion 2018/02/20(Tue)22:01 No. 869131 ID: f5c698
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There's also this incredibly easy to rip shirt with it.

>>869131
best so far.

>>869131
This one for sure.

no we need to save the jojo for the final boss

>>869159
That’s not Jojo, that’s Fist of the North Star.

Whatever you wear, remember; pants are optional.

Suggestion 2018/02/21(Wed)15:13 No. 869321 ID: 52a081
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So many huggingbolds!

>>869321

I like this outfit

Glinp 2018/02/21(Wed)16:05 No. 869330 ID: 7fd053
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>>869131
Yeah, I'll go with this.

"Nice outfit."
"Thanks!" I spy Ro. "I hope it's a good one for a trip to the Temple of the Fist."
"Clothes just get in the way, honestly." She shrugs. I laugh. "Oh right, who's this sorcerer?"
"Zorgonok! You know anything about 'im?"
"I heard a rumour he was a lich, but aside from that, nah."
"Ah, yeah I heard that too. I see you got time to clean up after the paint thing. Where'd that happen anyway? I never saw any splatters around, except on you."
"Oh, it was across town. I take my lunch at the Bouncing Betty. It's just a couple minutes away by foot."
"Oh, I see- waaaait a minute, that's like... 2 kilometers away!"
"Yeah?" I can't handle that!! I back away into the room and point my thumb that way.
"I'm gonna... just do my thing here!" I say while staring at Josie. She smiles a scary smile with lots of teeth! Aaa!

"Huh, there you are. Hey, sorry if I came off as a dick the last couple times. I'm not a real nice guy, but bein' drunk doesn't exactly improve my attitude."
"Apology accepted! But I'm still gonna show you I'm no pushover and get 75% of the cash!"
"Yeaaah, yeaaah..." First I get somethin' to eat. Since I seem to be feeling extra social lately, is there anything I should talk to him about?

What kind of music does he like? You need to know what to use in your action montages.

inb4 Bob Marley :3

Ask about his hobbies. Bet if he doesn't sleep he has lots of ways to occupy his time.

What would be his perfect hotdog?

>>869334
Buffalo Soldier~

Was he alive at one point, or has he always been a shadow? How long has he been adventuring?

What’s his go to booze? And is it of or on fire?

What’s his preferred fight style?

Glinp... how much was that massive chili cock your gulping down?
...it didn’t take you long to finish it, huh.



singing in the rain

Weird long shot idea:

Get serious. Tell him you know all about his little plans. Then tell him not to play dumb when he denies it. See what he says next.

Then revert the save and don't do that because wow, rude.

Oh, then ask him if he can really make ANY part of his body bigger.

...Then revert the save again because wow, rude.

Glinp 2018/02/23(Fri)13:12 No. 869708 ID: 7fd053
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>>869639
I put on a serious face!
"I know all about your little plans."
"What?"
"Don't play dumb!" He rolls his eyes.
"Whatever, weirdo."

...

No serious face this time. I already know the answer, but...
"Hey... Can you really make ANY part of your body bigger?" He grins smugly.
"Yeah."

...

>>869520
From what I understand, his kinda Shadow starts out as a normal livin' person, and then... I dunno what happens, but they wind up in this undead state somehow or other.
"So how long've you been an adventurer?"
"Not too long after I ended up like this." He gestures to himself and makes his shape all wavy for a second before snapping it back. "Used to work at a power plant. Now I'm ah, not such a hot candidate for that kind've environment. So I thought, hey, I'll try something a lot different." He swirls his drink. "Been a handful of years now."

>>869334
"Whoa..." He might be sensitive about how he became an undead, so I'll move on for now. "And what kinda music y'like?"
"Eh? Punk rock, I guess. Grungy stuff especially. Ever heard of The Mech-heads?"
"Nope..."
"Psh." He rolls his eyes "Give 'em a listen some time."

>>869578
"Will do! How abouuut your go-to booze? And fighting style?"
"Odd's Bodka. It gets you drunk pretty well and it tastes good. For fighting style I'm sneaky, brutal, and fast, not so flashy. But I can pull out some berserker shit if I have to."

>>869353
"Good to know! What about hobbies? Got any of those?"
"Y'know anything about video games?" I nod. He nods back, less enthusiastically. I overdid it slightly with mine. "I like sandboxy, open-world stuff, 'specially if there's good movement and sweet guns. Other kinds of shooters are good too. Heard of Killtronic Deathray?"
"Yeah! I played the second one like 3 years ago."
"Good shit, right? The fuckin' Grav Cannon... Mmh! So satisfying."
"That thing was a beast! I used to make people so mad in multiplayer 'cause I'd keep one shot until everyone forgot how many were left in the stage, and then use it when the enemy team thought they could bunch up again."
"Pfahahhh, that's good! Everyone I played with would try to use it for quick guaranteed kills. I did too. It got too hectic for real strategizing, least for me." I nod and kinda shrug.
"How do you feel about REAL guns? It's no Grav Cannon, but I'm a crack shot with a Caster gun." I twirl mine on a finger and mess up and drop it.

...

"How do you feel about REAL guns? It's no Grav Cannon, but I'm a crack shot with a Caster gun." I twirl mine on a finger and don't mess it up this time. He doesn't look impressed though. He does lean forward to look at it.
"What kinds of bullets ya have there?" I tell him about... most of them. "Good selection... I'm almost startin' to feel like my wallet's gonna be in danger." He leans back. "But we'll see."

>>869473
"We sure will! Soon! Mm, now that I'm almost done with this chili dog, what'd be YOUR perfect hotdog?" He coughs.
"I'm not real picky about that." For a second he looks kind of odd and he looks away from me, but he returns to his more relaxed attitude right after. How odd! But now I'm done, and it's time to go!

"Have fun with your fist-related explorations, folks."
"Thanks!"
"Right." He shifts his clothing into something more... adventurey? And looks at me. "That what you're wearin'?"
"Yup!"

And with that, we warp to the Temple of the Fist. Good thing trips to stony underground places full of traps and corridors don't have any history of ending especially badly for shadowy shark men, or bipedal lizards that can come apart!

>Good thing trips to stony underground places full of traps and corridors don't have any history of ending especially badly for shadowy shark men, or bipedal lizards that can come apart!

We're doomed.

>>869708
I'll be the roundabout~

What's the first thing you see?

>>869713
The To Be Continued isn't just for fun - Nice Save is taking another break, and will be back with a new thread at some point!

Thanks for reading/participating!

>>869708
>He rolls his eyes.
How can you even tell? His eyes look like they’re painted on and can’t really do any rolling.