Oh no she can move like jagger, looks like you need to move faster than her. Stab her in the soul

The left arm seems important, so that is your target, but first, evade that shadow shit.

rolled 6 = 6

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Put everything you've got into guarding/dodging!

>>870478
It is time to engage the most ancient and tested of warrior maneuvers:CIRCLE STRAFING.

Harbard Grim 2018/03/10(Sat)02:39 No. 872750 ID: 3583d1
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>Enemy rolls 17, tie goes to defender.

GODS! TOO CLOSE, I CAN STILL FEEL THE SHEER COLD OF THAT THING ALL THE WAY TO MY BONES!

BY ALL THE AESIR I WILL KILL HER!

rolled 19 = 19

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Maim the ugly bitch!

Try taunting her to make her angry. She might make more mistakes that way

Harbard Grim 2018/03/13(Tue)13:54 No. 873286 ID: f04559
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>>872760
>Rolled 19, Hit! Roll Damage

”YOU’RE MINE!”

???: “What? How did-“

>>873286
Hate to cut and run, but...

What do I roll for damage?

rolled 1 = 1

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>>873294
Put "dice 1d20" in the email field, minus the quotes, to roll a single d20. See the FAQ tab on the front page for details on the tgchan dice system: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/news.php?p=faq

>>873296
...Well, bugger... Er, somebody else please roll a d20 and maybe make up for my crap roll.

>>873294
Roll a d20, 20 will make the would either a grievous wound or an insta kill where as 1 would be like a paper cut, be sure to add +10 for berserking

>>873297
Given that you forgot to add the +10 I’ll allow a re-roll

rolled 5 + 10 = 15

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Derp

rolled 15 + 10 = 25

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>>873300
>Given that you forgot to add the +10 I’ll allow a re-roll
Oh, I thought we just roll the base and you'd add in any bonuses. Alright, rerolling.

give her the old fashion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZV4P0AtsyI

>>873306
This version is obviously superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJsRAcAhnNw

Absurdity masked man 2018/03/13(Tue)17:10 No. 873389 ID: 216755
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>>873385

Harbard Grim 2018/03/22(Thu)01:12 No. 874872 ID: 3583d1
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>>873305
> Rolled 25, High damage!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT ONE FELT GOOD!

“BLEED YOU WITCH!”

>>874872
Dodge the thing behind you and use your sword to cut it in half at the same time.

Stab that thing behind you in the eye

rolled 5, 6, 15, 17, 1, 19, 2, 19, 7, 17, 10, 15, 18, 4, 17, 17, 16, 1, 9, 13 = 228

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You're so fast, you're doing Disco a thousand years early!

NOW DISCO DANCE-STAB YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! SELECT HOWEVER MANY d20S YOU FRIIGKING NEEEEEED!

>>874872
grab her by the hair and toss the witch at her own monster to be eaten.

Dodge? Defend?
Does that hurt anyone?
Doesn't matter if you get hurt, bite through and keep slashing at that bitch!

I think is better to avoid damage altogether, instead of blocking. Dodge. I wish a had something to make rolls with.

>>874912
In the email section you can put "dice 1d20" this will make you roll for whatever you are going for.

rolled 13 = 13

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>>874926
Oh, ok, i am going to try.

Harbard Grim 2018/03/23(Fri)01:17 No. 875089 ID: 3583d1
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>>874996
>Rolled 13, Hit, shade disperses?

SPINNING AROUND WITH MY SWORD I LET IT FLY, IT HITS BUT ITS LIKE CUTTING THROUGH WATER, IT DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT.

???: “hehehe... I musht apologizshe champion, I really did undereshtimate you.”

[WHAT?! HOW IS SHE- BY THE GODS.

Harbard Grim 2018/03/23(Fri)01:34 No. 875094 ID: 3583d1
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???: “I can’t feel my jaw... You made me bleed. You are quitshe the shpecshimen of man. Were you not my tsharget, I would have you ash mine, our cshildren would make the greatesht shacrificshes for the goddessh.”

She's not backing down, so neither should we.
Not that we'd stop even if she did.
MAIM STAB SLASH KILL!!!

Get ready for round two

She’s not huge, BUT WE CAN SEE IF HER GUTS ARE! RI AND TEAR!

No child of mine will have such dishonorable death.
Now SPEAK, you witch, What do you mean i am not your target?
If you don't i will rip you into pieces, it is the same for me!

Target the runes! Let's see her spellcast when her enchantments are torn apart and spurting blood!

Harbard Grim 2018/03/30(Fri)01:22 No. 875987 ID: 3583d1
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rolled 17 = 17

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BEFORE I CAN EVEN DO ANYTHING SHE LUNGES FORWARD HER LEFT HAND MORE LIKE TALONS!

???: “You will serve the goddess one way or another, either living or dead!

>Enemy rolls for attack

The best defence is a good, concentrated and precise attack. Also she is ugly as hell

Fuck your gods, mine are better!
should we strike the arm, or go directly to that ugly eye of hers?

rolled 18 = 18

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>>875987

You're a 'zerkin' 'zerker. Bite her nails off, cleave her head twain.

"I can serve you your own head, your breasts, or your enchanted feces. TAKE YOUR PICK!"

Harbard Grim 2018/04/13(Fri)02:00 No. 878553 ID: 3583d1
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>Enemy Rolls 17, tie goes to defender!

HA! SHE MISSED!

>>876078
>Rolled to attack, 18+5 (please remember to add the +5 for long sword based attacks), 23 hit!

BUT I WILL NOT!

>Roll damage, add +10 for berserking

rolled 16 + 10 = 26

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"Your lips will never touch each other again!"

Vertical slice before she realizes you're aiming for her spine. Among other things.

Time for an elegant backstab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvk9gLsybcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ya5Tnr78x4
I believe that this would be more accurate. Kinda.

1/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/05(Tue)01:09 No. 887706 ID: 3583d1
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>>878554
>Rolled 26, high damage

”YOUR LIPS WILL NEVER TOUCH EACH OTHER AGAIN!”

MY SWORD CUTS THROUGH THE AIR AS SHE ALMOST DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO DODGE!

I FEEL THE SWORD BITE INTO HER NECK AND IT SENDS A JOLT UP THROUGH MY ARM.

2/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/05(Tue)01:16 No. 887708 ID: 3583d1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jefnf8_4WsM
SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND AT MY FEET AND I WATCH HER HOT BLOOD POOL AROUND ME, GODS YES!

THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR, I AM DEATH INCARNATE, I AM THE GREAT LEVELER FOR ALL ARE EQUAL AS CORSPES!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/05(Tue)01:19 No. 887710 ID: 3583d1
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HAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA...

Haha... ha...

Gods.

I suddenly feel very cold as the battle rage leaves me. This woman, this witch... i’ve never seen anything like her before. Tonight seems to be one for oddities.

Congratulations on your victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

But don't let your guard down, look around and see if there are still monsters around you. You are not sure if they all died after you killed the witch, speaking of her check her body this might be some sort of illusion and she is not actually dead. We can only hope that she is but better to be safe than sorry. And the most important thing don't forget to loot the body

>>887716
I agree with this, but looting HER body doesn't really sounds that appealing to me. It's too suspicious. The sooner we leave this place, the better.

>>887710
GOOD JOB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0aIFCQgqjk
Stay on your toes.

Did you level up twice? Make sure she's dead, her freaky undead powers mean she could still puppeteer her body for one last death curse. Burn the body and tie the head to your belt. Get to safety, you're out of rage rounds.

Remember what happened last time you killed someone? Keep maiming her corpse some more to be sure.

>>887710
Burn the corpse, just to be sure,

1/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)15:42 No. 890294 ID: 3583d1
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After seeing her... well what else can I call it but, magic, I will take no chances. I make short work of her body and soon she lies in pieces, her face still smiling...

2/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)15:52 No. 890295 ID: 3583d1
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After that I wipe my sword and myself off and set to work recovering anything of possible value I can find.

All of the men had these metal discs and so did the witch, I’m still not sure what they are.

I found a good deal of silver pennings, so that brings my total up to about 100 in silver and roughly 15 in gold, not bad at all!

Some extra knives, can’t have too many of those I’ve found.

Their chiefs sword, it’s... okay. I can tell this was cheaply made, but a sword is a status symbol.

A couple of simple axes. I recovered my own by the way, so I have three of them now.

This mail shirt isn’t in the best condition. The rust on it needs to be cleaned up but it should fetch a good price if I can clean it.

And this cloak that belonged the witch. This fabric is very smooth, not like linen or wool. It also seems to shimmer slightly, not like any fabric I’ve seen. This could be worth a lot if given to the right person.

3/3 Harbard Grim 2018/06/27(Wed)16:04 No. 890297 ID: 3583d1
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After looting and setting everything back at my camp, as well as clearing away the bodies, I begin to set set about gathering wood for a fire. If I mean to take no chances with this witech she will burn, even hacked to pieces as she is. Alright time to-

...

It’s gone... How? HOW? WHERE

Yep typical magic stuff, with our luck she will reaper as a dragon ready to burn your ass. Be on your guard and pray for whichever god you believe in to grant you protection

>>890294
That will keep her busy for a few weeks!

>>890295
Silk should sell well around here. But you can test it for enchantments, those would make the cloak sell tenfold.

>>890297
I told you to take the head with you!

Okay, time to run. The creepy lady will make you her breeding slut if her army can find you. Get back to camp, but leave some stuff behind; whatever weighs you down and is cheap. That poor-quality sword is a start.

Ok you could either say "fuck this shit" and get the hell out of here or follow the blood and try to end this. Somehow.

Harbard Grim 2018/08/31(Fri)14:31 No. 899783 ID: f14948
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>>890308
I’m with you on that one. I quickly make it back to my camp. I don’t have much time to decide what I need to take with me. Help me out here, here’s what I have:

Weapons
- Champions sword, this is rather sentimental to me, I’d rather not part with it. Condition: excellent
- Langseax. Condition: very good
- Longsword. Condition: Fair
- Hand Axes. Condition: Very good to good.
- Spear. Condition: Good
- Dane Axe. Condition: Good
- Seaxs: Condition. Condition: very good to poor
- Needle blade. Condition: Average
- Shield. Condition: Average

Armor:
Champions Byrnie. Condition: Excellent, aside from my sword this is the most expensive thing I own.
Mail byrnie. Condition: Fair
Helm. Condition: Good
Splint mail bracers. Condition: Good
Splint mail grieves. Condition: Good
Leather hand guards. Condition: Average
Kidney belt: Conditon: Average

Clothing:
Wool tunic
Wool pants
Hand spun socks
Woolen leg wraps
Leather shoes
breech cloth
Champions Cloak
Black silk Cloak

Items:
Tent, If I’m in a hurry I won’t have enough time to take this down.
Bedroll.
Trail rations.
Silver and gold pennings
Iron disks
Belt pouch

Champions sword, Langseax, Dane Axe, All your clothes and armor, Trail rations, Silver and gold pennings and Belt pouch. Personally i don't like leaving weapons behind, but the you might just use the rest as throwing weapons, so you will end up losing them anyway.

You need to pack like a runaway. Take everything light, take your best equipment, and finally, take anything you're willing to lug just so you can throw it at the enemy and not retrieve it.
Weapons: Champion's sword (best), spear (throw), hand axes (throw), seax (light), needle blade (light), shield (other - you will need a way to defend while tired, a shield is your best bet for that)
Armor: All of the above. Start by wearing the regular byrnie, then when it inevitably gets damaged discard it immediately and wear your Champion's Byrnie. Stuff your gear in your Champion's Byrnie using unworn clothes as a pad against the holes.
Clothing - All of the above. Useful as bandage rags.
Items - Trail rations, Silver and gold pennings, Iron disks, Belt pouch. Screw your tent and bedroll, you're not sleeping until dawn.

What I suggest for you is to pick the weapon which you are most proficient to use and the one which is in the best condition to be used in a battle. Also, you should consider what would be the strongest to use in the battle. As for the clothing pick what can give you good defense with solid mobility

Harbard Grim 2018/09/05(Wed)15:00 No. 900556 ID: f14948
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>>899842
Fair enough! I quickly throw everything essentia in my pack, load myself with weapons and begin to run.

>>899846
I take the old byrnie but changing in and out them might take too long. I do like your idea however and I plan to change into the old one as soon as I have a moment to rest.
I never had to run for this long however, I’m worried that should I encounter something I might be too tired to fight...

>Roll for stamina 1d20-3 for exhaustion from berserk
sorry about the large picture size, there wasn’t a way I could reduce the size and save the quality

rolled 12 - 3 = 9

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Think about the &!+(#es at home! When they learn that a buxom, slutty high-priestess of Hel herself was below your standards, they'll beg you to plow them just to know that they're superior to her!

And if you DO stop, you'll be force raped between the fold of a breed-&!+(# maniac and a fold of rotting sandpaper.

>>900571
Yikes, what a metaphor!

rolled 9 = 9

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At least try a slow jogging. Come on, you can't be that far from the open field.

rolled 16 = 16

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Harbard Grim 2018/09/12(Wed)11:34 No. 901450 ID: f14948
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>>900746
>Rolled 13, 16-3

Ooph, feeling slightly winded but I’ve endured worse. I can keep going...

>roll 1d20-4

>>901450
Just keep going don't look behind

rolled 6 - 4 = 2

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Just a little bit more, you are almost there. Keep an eye out for trouble.

>>901453
What is up with my digital dice, shit!

rolled 4 - 4 = 0

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Find civilization. Beg for mercy.

rolled 14 - 4 = 10

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>>901450

Harbard Grim 2018/11/09(Fri)17:00 No. 910113 ID: f0ef5a
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>Rolled 10. Fail, taking larger penalty.

Haaahh... haaahh... oh jeez, running scared isn’t easy...

>roll 1d20-8

Come on! We must be close! Keep going!

HOW CAN I KEEP FORGETTING HOW TO ROLL THE FUCKING DICES! I'm done. Someone else do it. I have shitty rolls anyway.

Run like the wind!

rolled 13 - 8 = 5

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pls halp Odin
>>910113

rolled 16 - 8 = 8

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Tripping can be dangerous, especially when it's dark outside.

rolled 16 - 8 = 8

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Hopefully something bad doesn't happen.

Stop running. Walk quickly and try to regain your stamina. Drink some water if you have any. Sheathe your axe and draw your lightest viable weapon. Take off the hood.

rolled 12 - 8 = 4

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>>910345
Forgot to roll

Btw, that b/witch did have nice tits tho

Harbard Grim 2018/11/16(Fri)15:12 No. 910894 ID: 7acb12
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>rolled 8

Haaaahhaaaa.... our of breath here..... gotta keep going....

Took hood down to get cool air down there....

>roll spot check, d20 or roll for run d20-10

rolled 2 = 2

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Spot Check, and stretch a little damnit

rolled 6 - 10 = -4

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Running is good for your health.

Boss, you have two red big evil eyes lurking from the shadows behind you.

Turn around and get ready for combat because something is looking for a fight

rolled 16 = 16

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Spot check. Spin 'round, shield up and combat stance.

rolled 19 = 19

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>>910894
SPOT BABY

1/2 Harbard Grim 2018/11/19(Mon)10:16 No. 911190 ID: 7acb12
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>Rolled 19 spot

Wha...?

FROM BEHIND?!

2/2 Harbard Grim 2018/11/19(Mon)10:23 No. 911194 ID: 7acb12
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Ó HELVÍTI

THIS WITCH WON’T FUCKING DIE!

>>911194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

>>911194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSYmb_IkHU0

How are we supposed to deal with this?!

rolled 18 = 18

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdfNPv_-vT4

NOW KEEP RUNNING AND FIGHTING!

>>911190
How close is she? It might be good to just stand and fight. It's better to die standing than be hunted down like a dog.

Fuck this.

You aren't getting away. Better just make a last stand and hope for a miracle and that she still feels some semblance of fatigue.


If you do manage to take her down, chop off her limbs, cut out and crush her heart, uterus, and lungs, decapitate her, and crush her head. It is grisly, but you need to destroy anything that might be able to regrow her.


Throw a fucking axe.

>>911194
This time take her apart, cut the limbs off, Burn her.At least that's probably the best you can to make sure they stay dead,

>>911872
Also bury the ashes

>>911873
in a few different places