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854203 No. 854203 ID: 8a251a

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You are VOIDSY, and as your name would imply, you’re in the void. It has been some time since you’ve focused your collective mind, but you need to move. It’s time to collect your thoughts.

The game is officially starting, and your enemy is the most notorious god of the Taverne pantheon- one you want to join if you win this game. Not only do you want to teach this murderer a lesson, but losing this game means death. Your tiny cat people are akin to your children, and you love them- and you will prepare them for war.

You’ve upset Wretch, and that needs attention sooner rather than later. Strategizing with Eastwood was easy enough, but you haven’t talked to Miller as much. Talking to all of your alliance members will be crucial to your success against Spit. Talking to Spit was a disaster, and while continuing a conversation would be a terrible idea, it is an option.

Your cats are armed to the teeth, but Jasper seems...less than comfortable with their new existence. Maybe a one on one talk would be a good idea. Like talking to your god teammates, communication with your TCPs can’t go wrong.

Of course, there’s always directly planning your next move. You can multitask some things, but not too many, focus would be a better plan in most situations- what’s your first move?
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No. 910863 ID: 7e9c89

SEASPRAY IS SO CUTE would they like a hug. can we offer thwm a hug for after we win
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No. 910866 ID: 8031fe

Hey Jasper can you check if Seaspray would like us to drop in a new outfit for them?
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No. 910873 ID: 1a6dfc

If we're giving Seaspray an outfit I suggest lots of socks! Keep those tentacles warm.
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No. 910881 ID: 91ee5f

>>910866
>>910873
I think we should ask Miller what she wants she wants us to make, since this is her TCP.
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No. 910882 ID: ba56e6

Legwarmers. Keep the tentacles warm but keep the tips open and tactile.
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No. 910888 ID: b1b4f3

>>910862
A hybrid TCP? Do they have a hybrid ability, or is it BOTH? Or maybe they still have their old ability? I'm glad they're feeling better now regardless!
Well, now that we've confirmed the machine works with seemingly no drawback via created corpses (whyyy? Is it because of our Identity domain?) if anyone else wants a new body/type we can arrange it. Though I wonder... maybe the new type has a weakened ability? Haven't checked that yet.

>new outfit
That's Miller's job. I guess we need to create the stuff though, so she'll have to send us ideas. Or maybe the full outfit will have to wait until they get back home.
...hmm, maybe we can make something for that. A Universal Wardrobe, to transfer clothes (mundane clothes only) between bases instantly.
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No. 910896 ID: 5134e0

>>910881
yeah lets contact Miller and talk to her about Seaspray, I want to see what she says.
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No. 911252 ID: 2a13fa

tell miller how great seaspray's new form is
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No. 911301 ID: 2202fb

This could be a game-changer. We should offer this hybridization to all of the TCPs - especially the ones with chronic pain.
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No. 911315 ID: b67388

>>911301
We do not yet know what the Health cost of using the machine was. We should Check Seaspray.
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No. 911602 ID: 440bde

Hey, let's also take an opportunity to tell all our TCPs how much we care about them. Stuff is probably about to go down real quick and it might help with morale
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No. 911837 ID: 2202fb

>>911315
Emphasis on could
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No. 911839 ID: b67388

>>911837
I would note that Seaspray is now a MIMIC OCTOPUS/OSPREY HYBRID. Nowhere in there does it say TCP or TYPE. Seaspray may not be a TCP anymore, which would be a huge problem, in particular if the KILL command is no longer required for death to occur. We should figure out what exactly the machine did.
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No. 912039 ID: 2202fb

>>911839
doubt it. If it did, wax probably would have been called over. What I was thinking was more like transferring buddy to a temp body and then doing extensive surgery to remove all of the shards inside of them and add on more useful and less painful blades to them. Maybe even give them another arm.
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No. 912045 ID: 91ee5f

>>912039
I’m pretty sure Seaspray’s old body isn’t in the machine anymore. Which means that if we did that for Buddy, they’re not going to get a temporary body.

Also, we’d have to ask if they wanted to do that.
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No. 912401 ID: 2202fb

>>912045
Not trying to force anything and honestly feeling kind of attacked rn. I thought making Buddy a new, less painful body might be something they would want, which is why i am suggesting we offer to do that. Same with any other tcp that wants to change. We arent forcing anything.

Rather than a temp body, we could instead just create another knife-type tcp body and operate on that if Buddy does want us to pursue this option.
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No. 912407 ID: b67388

>>912401
It's not a terrible idea, but we need to analyze what the machine actually did first.
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No. 914861 ID: 4ab879

>Create Crossword Puzzle Book
> Teach Jasper: Solving Crossword Puzzles
Kind of unrelated, but everyone needs a bit of fun every once in a while.
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No. 916179 ID: 53b212
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Your collective thoughts are whirling, so many ideas and possibilities for what could have happened, and no one agreeing on what to look into first. You try to collect yourselves, and breathe easy. Popping in on your TCPs and telling them that you love them, while garnering some confusion at its abruptness, helps soothe your nerves.

Time to talk to Miller. She had a better chance of knowing what was going on than you did- and they were her TCP, after all.

VOIDSY: Dang, Seaspray's new form looks fantastic!
VOIDSY: We had no idea that could even happen.
MILLER: I had no idea if it were possible in a session, but it totally is!
MILLER: Hybrid TCPs are a thing we have over here in the physical plane, and while I’m not an expert per se...I know they’re typically created on purpose, through scientific means.

MILLER: Seaspray couldn’t pick between the bodies, so when they asked me for my opinion on it, I did some thinking and this is what we came up with! Marvel was so helpful, too...he did such a good job, we couldn’t have asked for better.
VOIDSY: Isn’t this kind of thing dangerous?! What about their ability, their health, are they weakened, what if they’re not even a TCP anymore-
MILLER: Whoa, breathe!
MILLER: Breathe.
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No. 916180 ID: 53b212
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MILLER: There are some drawbacks to TCP hybrids.
MILLER: says my frantic internet search history
MILLER: In the physical world, hybrids are usually made from two living TCPs, not corpses. It can be a real traumatic process, with all sorts of issues cropping up both physically and mentally…
MILLER: But, this is our own plane, where we can do anything...within reason.

MILLER: I asked Seaspray what their thoughts were on this whole situation, and we talked it over a bit.
MILLER: They told me that it was worth the risk, and that they’d be willing to take on whatever consequences it has.
MILLER: So...yes, there could be issues down the line. But they’re not ones we can discern now, or even predict easily. It’s a gamble.
MILLER: But it was a gamble Seaspray wanted to take! Strategy is important, but their health comes first to me- it’s their choice what to do there.
MILLER: And this is what they chose.
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No. 916181 ID: 53b212
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MILLER: There are some effects I can tell you now, though!
MILLER: They did suffer a health penalty, looks like a permanent one too.
MILLER: Thankfully, their health was at a solid PERFECT pre-hybridization!
MILLER: going down to GREAT was a hell of a nerf, though…
MILLER: Ability...huh, interesting! It appears to be a combined ability from the two types, from my best guess?
MILLER: Seaspray can change their form to something larger than another TCP- and doing so has a chance of making them surrender in fear!
MILLER: ...frankly I have no idea how that corresponds to anything, but hey! That’s super useful! We lucked out.
VOIDSY: Well...we’re glad to hear things are going to be alright.
MILLER: No kidding!

VOIDSY: Do you want us to make any clothing for them? We don’t want them to feel left out here.
MILLER: Hmmm...that would be very nice of you! They really like warm clothes- but not too warm. Scarves, sweaters, etc...but nothing huge! It’s kind of a weird balance, but imagine...something you’d wear on a chilly evening at the beach, maybe?
MILLER: Make sure to make it in our team colors, too. That’s crucial!
MILLER: I really appreciate this! ...But don’t take too long. You have a date to get to, don’t you?
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No. 916190 ID: 6b592a

let’s make seaspray a nice shawl, and thank miller for all her advice and help before we check in on the others
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No. 916192 ID: b1b4f3

A shawl matching her team's uniform, and a selection of scarves. Some matching her colors, some matching Miller's.
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No. 916195 ID: 3642ad
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916195

clothes for seaspray!!
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No. 916196 ID: b1b4f3

>>916195
That looks a bit too warm though...
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No. 916198 ID: 055cbc

If I was going to the beach and wanted to be warm, I would just bring a jacket. But if I intended to SWIM and was concerned about being warm, that's a wet suit.
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No. 916211 ID: 130f18

>>916195
If it's a thin summer sort of jacket this looks solid.
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No. 916228 ID: 91ee5f

>>916195
Are those in Miller’s team colors?
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No. 916302 ID: 610c46

Waterproof jacket and shawl would be great.
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No. 916508 ID: 8c7d5b

I wonder how the rest of the tpcs would react to Seaspray's new form? I think it looks absolutely adorable, and the coat looks great on her!
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No. 917101 ID: 53b212
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>CREATE: JACKET, SHAWL, SCARVES

You make Seaspray a lovely little outfit, making sure not to go too overboard on how warm it’d be. You toss in a few scarves as well, which they gratefully pocket. They thank you for your kindness, and your help with the hybridization is very much appreciated. They won’t forget this.

VOIDSY: Thanks to you too, Miller. For the advice.
MILLER: Oh? Well, thanks for the thanks!
EASTWOOD: oh my god can we please just get on with shit
MILLER: Rude! But a good point.
MILLER: Off you go! We’ll hold down the fort here a-okay.
WRETCH: make sure to keep us posted on the juicy details lmao
EASTWOOD: You planning on taking Whipp along?
VOIDSY: Yeah, for the best. If that’s alright.
EASTWOOD: I’d prefer to see this up close and personal myself, so I’m in favor.
WRETCH: you just want the drama
WRETCH: th romance
EASTWOOD: I do not-
WRETCH: hey im eastwood i cry over fuckin soap operas at 2 AM and-

You can hear what can only be the world's strangest slap fight occurring in the background, Wretch cackling. You leave them to it, filing it away as prime punking material for later.
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No. 917102 ID: 53b212
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917102

Primus and Dad are ready and raring to go, Primus already on the sphinx and Whipp begrudgingly sulking over. Primus asks if she’s going to wear anything special, to which she scoffs and says that this is a potential sniping mission if shit gets bad, she’s fine in that department.

Well, suit herself! Primus feels very fancy, and while a little nervous, he admits, he has a good feeling about all this!

Dad has loaded up the grill. And the boom box. And the hotdogs. The date material is ready to go, as is the fatherly TCP herself. Let’s get a move on! To the date!
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No. 917103 ID: f1ae8a

Tell the sphinx I love them. They look so amazing like that.
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No. 917105 ID: daffb0

EXTREMELY dashing! Swoon material. Remember to bring flowers or a similar small gift! Some sort of entertainment to watch together would be nice as well, but... hm, you need to get a move on already. Don't want to be late.

Psst calling other TCPs, see if you can find something to pay off some wizits to turn up and do a little street show kinda thing near the picnic spot. Lemme just uuhhh CREATE: CLOWN COMFORTS there you go some circus tent packs and boxes of makeup and juggling balls and things, see if they're interested in any of those. shhhh we want it to be a nice surprise

Also everyone please remember our treaty with Wax's team including its loopholes, and to watch out for Spit's team. If we have guns they could have guns. Have fun though!
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No. 917119 ID: 5bf422

compliment primus!!! and reassure dad
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No. 917153 ID: 2202fb

>>917101
Dont be such a bitch, Wretch, (some) soap operas are amazing!
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No. 917161 ID: 91ee5f

>>917102
Looking good Primus!

>Dad’s gonna grill the food
Good thinking, Dad!

>>917153
No name calling. After how badly we hurt her earlier, we’re not allowed to playfully call her a bitch and get away with it. We’ve gotta earn that privilege.
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No. 918112 ID: 53b212
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918112

You tell Primus he looks absolutely dashing, and that he’ll do great no matter what happens. He seems calmed by this, and thanks you for the encouragement. He’ll do his best!

On your compliment rampage, you tell the sphinx you love them. Unlike Primus, the sphinx remains aloof, though you do notice the tiniest bit of a smile.

Dad on the other hand, takes your reassurance with ease. You enthuse about her cooking idea, and she says it was just the logical conclusion, considering what you gave her!

Remember the treaty, remember to watch out for Spits team- okay, they get it already! Dad snorts affectionately, helping Whipp up and closing up the trailer behind them.

Your party leaves the base, setting out on an ADVENTURE. Primus rides along, keeping an eye out for Lover’s picnic amidst the dark.

So...what do people do on dates, anyway? Specifics would be nice, what to expect...Primus knows it involves getting to know someone, but that could mean a whole lot of things!
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No. 918113 ID: 7e9c89

you talk about yourself! maybe about your team, about us.. you could play some games like eye spy!
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No. 918115 ID: daffb0

Well, this is a first date, to be specific! So the main aim is just to get to know each other better. You want to find out what sort of person they are, and they want to find out what sort of person you are! You don't really know for sure if you like each other yet, so you're just trying to find out. Of course, you both want to enjoy yourselves, too, especially if it turns out you do like each other! So, you generally just sort of... talk, and try some enjoyable things. Often the people dating are trying to get over some uncertainty or nervousness as well, so often it's more relaxing things you go for.

Hey Wretch, while they're getting to their destination, had a thought: in a game in our world, there's a minor item called a tanglefoot bag. Same place the bag of holding came from, but more mundane. It's a sackful of slime that you throw at people so it bursts on them, like a water balloon, only it's a stringy goo that makes it hard to move. A sticky slime bomb, basically, for trapping people without hurting them. Possibly something you'd have a bonus with?
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No. 918122 ID: 130f18

If you're a real degenerate, you hold their hand.
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No. 918125 ID: cffc8e

Play a game of Squares on a napkin, you know, that game where you have a grid of dots and you each draw 1 line between 2 dots a turn and if you make a square you get an extra turn and the aim is to get complete the most squares as possible, its great.
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No. 918126 ID: cffc8e

Play a game of Squares on a napkin, you know, that game where you have a grid of dots and you each draw 1 line between 2 dots a turn and if you make a square you get an extra turn and the aim is to get complete the most squares as possible, its great.
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No. 918188 ID: acdd32

Skeet is fun, like hunting but you arent actually killing anything. plus if you do this, you would already be armed. (Semi-auto shotguns, breaks hold too few to be fun and pumps can be difficult on a beginner when shooting clay pidgeons)

If you do this, you should probably either teach dad range safety and etiquite (if it isnt too late) or at least have them be the one in charge.

Guns can be fun!
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No. 918203 ID: 2202fb

>>918199
How can they have sex(consensual or otherwise)? They literally dont have any orifices.
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No. 918224 ID: a9af05

>>918203
That is not an appropriate thing to mention in front of the Cats. They're too young for that!
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No. 918227 ID: 53b212

could we maybe not imply that wax would encourage nonconsensual sex between TCPs

they're asexual as a species and i Really don't appreciate this line of discussion.

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No. 918261 ID: a627e3

>>918227
sorry...
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No. 918263 ID: a627e3

What happens on first date depends on the people going on the date. it can range from small talk to games. Here's some things to keep in mind. Have fun, get to know your date, and most importantly make sure YOUR comfortable with what's happening. If you think there just using you for something, GET OUT OF THERE! you'll just get hurt at best, and killed at worse, but that's just the worst case scenario witch most likely won't happen. I hope...
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No. 918264 ID: a627e3

Dating can be fun, but it can go bad real fast if you aren't careful.
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