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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 924742 ID: 1ed92d

>>924737
The fool! He just gave you a pair of short-shorts, excellent for running in! Hopefully your fuzz protects your dick from all the bushes you're going to be running through. Chase that murdering sumbitch.
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No. 924746 ID: e51896

hmm. if he is throwing knives at us still, should we attempt to throw our shoes at him to slow him down?
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No. 924824 ID: a9af05

>>924737
Keep going after him!
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No. 924847 ID: c1212a

Pants are a social construct, bagging crims is a LYFESTILE.

Try to track him wihtout being seen or cut him off at pass or something.
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No. 924854 ID: a9af05

>>924824
Also, since you're now in the woods, you can start throwing rocks and sticks at him, in an attempt to slow him down!
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No. 924872 ID: 214cda

Why didnt you bring the gun? The criminal didnt know you were antimagic when he started throwing knives at you.
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No. 925263 ID: 15a025

With your newly designed short shorts, chase after not-Samson.

Also what happens if you try to pick up one of the knives? Does your anti-magic kick in and just make it vanish?
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No. 925264 ID: 422cea

Keep chase and let it hang free.
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No. 925288 ID: 75c493

>>924737
better hurry up.
its not exhibitionism if nobody can see you.
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No. 925289 ID: bad12e

>>924737

Avenge Gallsby AND pants.
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No. 925290 ID: bcc41d

>>924737
You've very much been in worse situations. All he's done is given you less constricting legwear.
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No. 932303 ID: 5fc3a0
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932303

A lack of pants never stopped me before! In fact, only the presence of pants have! It's time to avenge Gallsby, so I run after this goat robber.

I start gaining on him, but he looks back at me and gets a second wind. He starts outrunning me, but I get my own second wind and start catching up.

It's going back and forth like that. I'd like to sneak up on him or something, we've stopped throwing stuff at each other.

Out of curiosity, I touch a knife on the ground. It starts dissolving, but I don't have time to experiment.
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No. 932304 ID: 5fc3a0
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932304

The terrain's getting way more uneven the farther into the forest we go. I'm not sure what's up with that, but we reach a deep ravine. Sort of deep. Not that deep, but it's still a rocky river. He's running across a wide log, and he's going slower while he looks back at me.
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No. 932305 ID: b1b4f3

>>932304
Ugh. Great. I'm guessing you won't be able to reach it before he finishes crossing. I'd like to tip it over to make him fall. He's probably planning to do the same to you, or outright cut it apart after he's crossed.

He generally looks like he's planning something so I wouldn't try to cross if he's on the other side but still near the log.
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No. 932307 ID: e20bdf

This log is too tick to be cut by knifes. If he's planing to drop you he have to do so the old fashion way.
If he wait close to the log trow more handcuffs at him, if he get away try to cross.
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No. 932308 ID: 86eb65

Looks like he has a floating knife ready for when you are on the log and can not dodge.

Things he could do:

1. Jam the blade in the log and twist it sideways so you fall off.
2. Throw the blade at you where you can not dodge it. (he might not have seen that you dissolve his blades due to him throwing them half backwards.)
3. Chop the log in half causing you to fall when you are in the middle.
4. Attack you close up with what looks like a longer blade?


Anyways be very careful getting on that log. But if you hit it at a full sprint you can probably be over it before he can do much.

Just be ready and watch his movements to see which one he is going to do.
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No. 932346 ID: 7fb87a

>>932304
huck antimagic cuffs at him again, make running the only option
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No. 932347 ID: b1b4f3

>>932308
Frillsby is immune to the magic throwing knives.
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No. 932369 ID: 1ed92d

>>932304
He's plotting to knock the log into the river. Can you climb up the other side fast enough to make a difference?
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No. 932374 ID: 10c408

Now is the time to resume throwing shit at him.

Start with your pants so that he won't see the cuffs coming for his face.
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No. 932375 ID: 10c408

Now is the time to resume throwing shit at him.

Start with your pants so that he won't see the cuffs coming for his face.
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No. 932376 ID: cd2d70

That log's like half his height, unless it's hollow no way is he shifting that in a hurry. The knives can't hurt you, so just run across as fast as possible. The most he can probably do is jostle it while you're on it, so be ready for that.
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No. 932410 ID: bcc41d

>>932304
Pause at the log, fling handcuffs at his horn like you're trying to become the next horseshoes champion.

If you hit, run over while he's distracted from his magic being PROBABLY MAYBE LIKELY negated. If you don't hit, try again until he loses his nerve and runs, or completes whatever devious plan he had... planned.

Either way, don't let him Little John you.
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No. 932458 ID: e51896

>>932375
shoes might make for a better projectile.
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No. 932477 ID: 5fc3a0
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932477

I try to run over the log first, but he's summoning a blade, and it's anime as fuck. If he can chop this log in half, then his bullshit is also anime as fuck.

The cliffs look mildly treacherous, and the river is the kind that I'd pay bridge toll to get a wagon across. I don't need the log to get past it, but I need the log to get past it fast.

He stops at the other end, putting the blade behind him like his wiry body can hide it.

>"What's the matter? Giving up the chase?"
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No. 932478 ID: 5fc3a0
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932478

>Throw handcuffs at him

>"Agh damnit!"
"That's for Gallsby, you bastard!"
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No. 932479 ID: 5fc3a0
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932479

I could feel the satisfaction from the first hit, but he's ready to dodge the others. Plus, his blades flickered a bit, but the split second of contact wasn't enough.

I'm starting to think this guy's an anime shinobi wannabe protagonist with the way he's dramatically dodging everything. Or just a compulsive showboater with these bizarre dodge moves. For one second I thought he didn't look smug, but then I realized I was looking at his face upside down.

It must use more energy than I'm using to throw the cuffs, so of course I keep doing it. Then again, it might take a little energy to summon up all these handcuffs. I've never summoned them one after the other like this. I'll have to ask Gallsby why I never tried, later.

>"Not falling for it, huh? Fine, I'm not the murderer around here!"
"No one's a murderer around here!"
>"You had a gun!"
"That was Gallsby!"
>"You're basically the same thing!"
"We're not!"
>"Name one difference!"
"I didn't bring a gun!"

....

"I mean I picked up his gun so I've got a gun now, but - "
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No. 932480 ID: 5fc3a0
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932480

He chops the log in half.

>"What do you think of my surefire getaway technique, copper?!"
"Don't name your moves, you nerd!"

He's already running away.
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No. 932481 ID: 5fc3a0
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932481

He chopped the log way too cleanly. They both make a ramp up from the river to their original ends, so I clamber down and go up.
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No. 932482 ID: 5fc3a0
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932482

I lose basically no time to keep the chase up. We must be running for 20 minutes more, and for some reason, I've gotten tired. I keep up, because he can't eat his knives for energy or some nonsense like that. I'm glad I didn't throw my shoes at him. Yet. They are a little easier to throw than handcuffs. It's all easier than throwing my pants, anyway.

The terrain here's getting more and more wild, and a lot of the trees are knocked down. He turns around with his back to a trench. It looks deep, and I'd almost think I have him cornered, but again, that smug look!

>"Up ahead is an old war site." He says, jerking his head back behind him like I don't know the area he's talking about. "Easy to get lost in there, but more importantly, I hear this is a good time of season to visit."
"What about it?"
>"Tourists. And what are tourists known for having? Cameras. Always with their phones out, thumb over the record button just in case anything interesting happens."

He waves a knife at what's left of my pants.
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No. 932483 ID: 10c408

Oh, this poor dumb criminal. He has NO IDEA what you did to catch the copper thief.

He's also bluffing like hell, there's no way he has the energy to run much more after making knives like there's no tomorrow and making a big one to chop the log in half.

...Just in case, shield the remainder of your pants with your hands so he can't easily make you go commando.

And come to think of it, are we now in someone else's jurisdiction? if we're not in Dorb proper, it might be easier to just ring up the local police force and just give them knife man's description and call it a day.
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No. 932484 ID: 66e33a

This isn't the first time you'd be literally caught with your pants down, and it won't be the last. Embarrassment won't stand in the way of justice!
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No. 932485 ID: b1b4f3

>>932482
Shrug and say they've seen it already.

...you still have the gun huh? He just said we're about to go to a place with bystanders. He could hit a civilian while throwing knives at you. Maybe it's time to hold him at gunpoint and tell him to give up. He *did* try to kill you already, you know.
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No. 932486 ID: bcc41d

You've done, if not worse, something similar before. Unfasten your belt and drop what's left of your pants. Stare evenly at him as you nude it up entirely intentionally.

"You just dared me to catch you naked on live camera, Sam. Surrender - or I'll try. For Gallsby, who'd never forgive me for backing down from such a dumbass challenge."

One: He'll wreck your pants anyway, so you might as well drop them here to have something un-shredded to come back to wear again, once you've subdued him with anti-magic.

Two: You could 'tempt' him with the gun probably poking out of what's left of your pants - he might not know it's not loaded and could try going for that instead, thinking if he can't beat you with knife missiles, he could do it the conventional way.

Three: If you're quick, you might be able to confiscate any video footage as evidence.
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No. 932491 ID: 7ac36b

Don't give him info, just cut back to the chase.

Justice doesn't need pants anyway, it only needs its sword. And he's generously bringing in the swords.
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No. 932495 ID: 1ed92d

>>932482
Tell him that you're a cop. Indecent Exposure isn't a crime when you're in Hot Pursuit. Besides, it's nothing the entire city hasn't seen before. Also, ask him to surrender so we can end this chase before Gallsby shows up and hits him with a car.
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No. 932499 ID: 7f0aac

>>932482

Inform him that if he wants to get into them, he can do so after you've taken him into custody.

And he could have just asked, rather than making it into a kinky exhibitionism thing.
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No. 932505 ID: 007141

>>932482
"Bro I got painted up as a nude statue to catch the last dude who was fucking up my town, people came up and fondled my balls in public for good luck. No dice.

You also tried to kill us for real, nothing at this point is gonna stop me hauling your dumb anime ass to jail."
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No. 932508 ID: a9af05

>>932482
>Why am I tired?
Don't you remember? You practically stayed up all night and didn't get any sleep at all!

The only thing keeping you awake right now is the need to catch this guy and the fear of Gallsby policing the town by himself and unsupervised.

>What do?
You could just summon some handcuffs and swing them at the knives he throws to knock them away, which would also make them disappear.

>Cameras
"Then they get to watch me arrest you for assaulting a police officer with a deadly weapon! Which also counts as attempted murder!"

You were only going to get him for robbing Villi, but now he's added so much more to his growing list of crimes!
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No. 932509 ID: 86eb65

Oh well more evidence of you assaulting a police officer then.

Pretty sure everyone in town has fondled my nuts at this point. Don't ask its a long story. A long story about my shame being zero!

(just a thought but maybe you could take your pants off and put them over your face so no one recognizes you)

Catch him and cuff him.
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No. 932512 ID: 422cea

Tell him when you catch him while butt naked you're going to teabag him. He is going to be wearing your nuts like a pair of spectacles so he can see clearly now.
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No. 932515 ID: f718fd

Just flat-out say that you willingly stripped down naked to catch a copper thief; getting forcefully stripped down to catch an actual robber and attempted cop-killer is nothing. And get the damn gun pointed at him for once.
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No. 932522 ID: 087f60

>>932512
haaha holy shit, this one
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No. 932523 ID: 0efe8e

>>932512
I second this notion
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No. 932526 ID: 22d3a4

Remove your pants, call his bluff.

Tell him you'd get more embarrassment second hand just by looking at his stupid ninja-poser outfit.
...
and his car SUCKS.
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No. 932527 ID: 3940d3

“Wouldn’t be the first time naked in public to catch a criminal, I just wish it wasn’t so effective.
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No. 932529 ID: 724ada

Apparently he can make the blades float so maybe he can use them as platforms if he's quick? You think he'd have done that, though.

"First: Are you blushing, or do you bruise really easily? Second: You are an extremely fancy lad and that attention and camera spotlight will be on your handsome self as much as on me. Third: I'm known as a cop and I have embarrassed myself a LOT worse than that, so you'd just get your beautiful face known as an arrest-resister."
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No. 932560 ID: 864e49

Your first mistake was... well probably being a criminal but you second mistake is...
Your current mistake is assuming I still have Shame! left
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No. 932563 ID: e51896

notice that he has two other knives prepared. Pants might not be the only thing he is aiming for.
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No. 932571 ID: daa216

Show him you dont care and just rip off your pants.
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No. 932572 ID: 7ac36b

Stop volunteering information to the enemy. Arrest him first, then explain to him what his mistake was.
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No. 932573 ID: b2d019

>>932572
Oof, good point. Seconded
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No. 932575 ID: afdebc

>>932482
Sarcasm: "Oh no, accountability. Truly a cop's worst nightmare."

Just go arrest him.
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No. 932730 ID: 5fc3a0
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932730

He summons up a couple more blades. One is summoned in the ground and he has to magically tug it out. I don't know if he's up to something, or if that was an accident.

"You have no idea who you're messing with."

I drop my pants.
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No. 932731 ID: 5fc3a0
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932731

>"Oh. An exhibitionist. Great."

His eyes drop down on me, before he snaps his face away.
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No. 932732 ID: 5fc3a0
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932732

I throw my pants.

"I'm not! Just... nevermind."
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No. 932733 ID: 5fc3a0
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932733

He takes the pants off just to see me finally wielding the gun. I don't like it, but he did try to murder us.

"You're under arrest. Get on the ground."

He looks me up and down with a little too much interest.

>"You're not even pointing the gun at me!"
"I wouldn't want to shoot you on accident."
>"Heh. I don't think you want to shoot me at all! Your holding that thing like a hot potato."
"You want to make that a test?"
>"You've already failed."
"... so do you bruise easily, or are you blushing?"

For a second, he's caught off guard. I start to approach to apprehend him, then he turns around and looks like he's about to jump and run.

>"Shoot me if you're going to, copper! I know you won't."

Shit, my bluff never had a chance!
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No. 932735 ID: e51896

Give him a scare then. aim at your pants, and shoot your pants. He wouldn't even think you would shoot your own pants and believe you were actually aiming at him but missed.
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No. 932737 ID: 465a14

Shoot him.
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No. 932739 ID: 8d23f0

>>932733
cap his leg
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No. 932741 ID: b1b4f3

>>932733
Can't you like, shoot him in the foot?
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No. 932742 ID: c7f906

You're not supposed to try and use lethal weapons non-lethally. Maybe a warning shot, but that might just send him running.

Oh no you don't. I'm going to continue the chase, and that's going to be a lot more embarrassing for you than it will be for me. Give up now and nobody has to know the details of your arrest. Take another step and pictures of your blushing face getting pushed into the dirt by streaker cop is going to end up viral.
...
Unless you'd LIKE having your face pushed into the ground as I detain you, in which case you just keep walkin' sunshine. Try not to trip over a small branch like you're in a horror movie.
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No. 932743 ID: 2124f4

>>932742
dorb doesn't run off the same laws and he tried to stab us.
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No. 932744 ID: c7f906

>>932743
okay fine shoot him in the nads
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No. 932746 ID: 94e3ab

>>932735
>>932737
>>932739
>>932741
>>932742
>>932744
Guys, the gun doesn't have any bullets in it, as Frilsby said back in >>923378.
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No. 932748 ID: 5fc3a0
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932748

Before my pants finish getting thrown into the trench, I shoot it as a warning shot. I'm not going to shoot him unless he puts me or another person in some bad danger.

click

.... the gun's not loaded.

Samson, or Vabrelius, or whoever, looks confused. I have about half a second before he realizes I'm effectively unarmed.
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No. 932749 ID: b1b4f3

>>932748
Shit. Well, you can throw the gun at him.
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No. 932750 ID: d6b369

Throw the gun and charge him!
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No. 932751 ID: 465a14

Throw gun at his crotch, charge and tackle him.
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No. 932752 ID: c7f906

Throw it & run at him, hopefully he'll be too busy dodging or blocking to react to you.
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No. 932753 ID: a9af05

>>932748
Throw it at him, close the distance, summon handcuffs around his legs to trip him, summon more handcuffs around his arms.
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No. 932754 ID: 214cda

why DID gallsby have that gun?
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No. 932760 ID: bcc41d

>>932748
>Unarmed
Not quite.

Once he turns away to run, throw the gun at him. It's got better heft than your handcuffs and might stun him long enough for you to finally catch up.

If not, grit your teeth and mentally queue up some more yakkety.
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No. 932761 ID: 1ed92d

>>932748
You're holding a heavy lump of steel and composite.

Huck it into his face then kick him in the ankle.
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No. 932802 ID: 3c137c

Rack the slide and try shooting again. If that doesn't work, then you can throw the gun.
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No. 932805 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm I wonder if you can make a chain of handcuffs?
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No. 932808 ID: 10c408

Just fucking charge him and then throw your cuffs at his legs to maybe trip him up when his back is turned and he's unaware of what you are doing.
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No. 933034 ID: 5fc3a0
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933034

>Why DID gallsby have that gun?
Another question for later.

As I confirm the gun isn't loaded, he starts gloating again.

"Haha, did I hear a click? What a professional cop, you really - "
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No. 933035 ID: 5fc3a0
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933035

>Throw the gun

He dodged this time!

>"Ha! You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, can't fool me thrice!"
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No. 933037 ID: 5fc3a0
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933037

>Tackle him
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No. 933038 ID: 5fc3a0
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933038

It's pretty funny how this trench looked a lot shallower from farther back.

I'll laugh about it later.
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No. 933039 ID: 465a14

Oh gosh. Well hecky-darn I guess it's just time to die.
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No. 933040 ID: afdebc

>>933038
Make sure you stay on top as you fall down to the bottom of that dick-shaped trench.
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No. 933041 ID: b5b4b5

Ok, you need to stay holding tight and knife guy needs to jam a big knife into the wall behind you, for him to grab since you can't grab it or it'll disappear. You'll need to be quick about communicating this. Maybe just shout "stab behind you and grab it!"

Fortunately a geological feature like his was surely formed by erosion by water and there's some right at the bottom, along with bushes and flood detritus and a bunch of other things that could break your fall. Surely.
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No. 933042 ID: ba56e6

>>933038
Steer the fall towards the edge. Rolling down or bouncing off the side is better than a straight drop, it'll slow your momentum. If you have any horizontal movement when you hit the floor, roll with the landing.
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No. 933043 ID: a9af05

>>933038
First of all, handcuff yourself to knife guy so that he can't get away. Next, put a handcuff around your other arm and try to hook the other end to something on the cliff wall, so you can stop both of you from falling to death.

>>933041
>Hold on to knife guy
>Tell him to stab a knife into the wall
Your plan isn't going to work.

As long as Frillsby is touching knife guy, knife guy's magic will not work. Because Frillsby has anti-magic.
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No. 933044 ID: bcc41d

>>933038
Time to join Gallsby in decisions were made heaven!

Haha, this was a dead end and he must've been bluffing too. Of course. Welp. Try to end up on top. As in 'employ criminal as emergency cushion'.

>>933041
Dude probably can't draw knives as long as Frillsby is holding on to him. Dat antimagic.
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No. 933048 ID: 86eb65

Taunt him all the way down.
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No. 933061 ID: 1ed92d

>>933038
Welp. Try and keep knife-guy under you.
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No. 933062 ID: 7fb87a

>>933038
On the way down, ask him if he believes in blowjob karma.
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No. 933064 ID: cb6404

>>933038

Let him break your fall, I guess. He seems to have no problem dodging, so maybe you can become a hovor-frillsby as he dodges the ground.
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No. 933065 ID: b1b4f3

>>933038
Stop grabbing him, grab his clothes instead. He'll probably do the anime thing and plunge a sword into the side to stop his fall.
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No. 933069 ID: 007141

>>933038
PILEDRIVER HIM ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU GOTTA
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No. 933087 ID: 91ee5f

>>933043
I like this idea.

Hook yourself to the knife guy with one arm and then using the other arm to try and hook onto something on the cliff wall.

Perhaps the stereotypical tree branch sticking out of the cliff wall will save them?

>>933041
Not going to work. Frillsby’s antimagic is preventing knife guy from using his magic.
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No. 933116 ID: 10c408

Gonna go with the guy who suggested ensuring that we don't straight drop down the pit, as there's no time to handcuff anything and knife guy can't do magic while we touch him.
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No. 933137 ID: ba56e6

>>933116
If necessary to get horizontal inertia and reach the wall, Frills can kick the knife guy at the other wall.
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No. 933205 ID: 3940d3

yeah i have no idea how to get out of this so let’s just scream cuz you’re probably gonna die.
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No. 933307 ID: 15a025

Anti-magic is going to make this a problem. He can't make knives with you touching him.

He's got a knife like horn though. Not sure how safe it'd be for him to use that to slow your fall though.
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No. 933310 ID: 40b42d

>>933038
Try our hand at using him as a jumping pad to at least tumble down a slope instead of die from going splat
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No. 933520 ID: 75ea94

This would be a good time for Gallsby to save us. Wish you had those claws right now! The Purp might have something sharp on him, try useing that to hook onto the trench. Or just get ready for a large hospital bill...... You do have insurance right?

(For Gallsby)
Sniff out where Frillsby at and try to save him, so you can be the best cop with the fuzzist fuzz! Maybe get a "ride" home too.
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