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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 922140 ID: b970b2

"You keep knifes in your shorts?" Ask something like this but with Gallsby-phrasing to try and get him to reveal whether or not the knifes are magically summoned. Does your anti-magic cancel out summoned objects?
No. 922144 ID: bcc41d


Frillsby, steeple your fingers, where he can see them, and set about distracting the guy.

"First off, we're not for rent and even if we were, you probably can't afford us if you're resorting to petty theft. Secondly, you are either under arrest for said robbery or resisting arrest. The former is the vastly better option to pick, for a variety of sensible reasons. Thirdly, I keep thinking your get-up is reminding me of someone or something. Where's the inspiration from?"

Gallsby, if you can, use the distraction to sneak up and use those claw-arms for what god intended: hugging sexy dudes. Try not to get shanked before the anti-magic hits. Back off if Samson is actually capable of producing tons of unerring projectile weapons and shows it.
No. 922146 ID: bad12e


We gotta ask: is his magic NOT slicing his dick off with his own knives, or like ... uh ...?
No. 922148 ID: bcc41d

Oooh, here's a thought for an additional distraction / ability verification gambit. If he's such a champ at throwing knives, tell him to prove it. Like reach slowly for the Sportswole magazine and toss it into the air.
No. 922150 ID: eeb7d9

I bet his magic allows him to hide the knives inside him to then be able to throw them really fast. Kinky.
Gallsby, can you deflect knives in mid air?
Also ask him what is up with those clothes, we are trying to arest him, but his get-up is very distracting.
No. 922151 ID: 86eb65

Read him his rights. And inform him that if he does not put those knives down right now he will be adding resisting arrest and assault with a deadly weapon and possibly attempted murder of a police officer.

Also those are magic knives so just tackle the idiot as his weapons poof as they hit you.
No. 922153 ID: 465a14

Just conjure your magic handcuffs to lock him down.
No. 922163 ID: 91ee5f

Conjure anti magic handcuffs around his feet so that he ends up tripping!
No. 922170 ID: 4c908d

What if the knives aren't magical and he's just summoning them from a stockpile somewhere?
No. 922184 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Conjure handcuffs
Maybe I should've tried that right away, because he's staying too far away now.

"If you don't put that knife down right now, you're going to be charged with a lot more than petty thievery!"
>"Petty thievery? What're you talking about?"
"Are you denying you robbed a store earlier?"
>"Not at all, but why would that be what you came here to charge me for?"
"What else have you done?!"
>"None of your business, as a matter of fact!"
>"Where'd you get your getup from?" asks Gallsby.
>"Custom tailored, but don't change the subject! I've got knives!"
"That's all your magic can do, make you good at throwing knives?"

Through conversation or tricks, I want him to spill what his magic is. If he says his knives are magic, we can tackle him right now. But if those knives aren't magical...

>"Nah. It's all skill, baby."
>"Does your magic let you keep knives in your shorts without cutting your junk?"
>"... You really aren't a cop, huh?"
>"I already told you I wasn't!"
No. 922185 ID: 5fc3a0
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Gallsby takes a step forward.

Samson flings the knife right by Gallsby, and it sticks into the desk at Gallsby's side.

>"That's a warning shot!"
No. 922186 ID: 5fc3a0
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I don't have time to react well before Samson starts pulling out another knife from his shorts, and Gallsby starts taking out his gun.
No. 922187 ID: 5fc3a0
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Wait a minute why does Gallsby have a gun.
No. 922188 ID: 5fc3a0
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Why does Gallsby have a gun?!
No. 922191 ID: 4c908d

No. 922192 ID: eeb7d9

Quick! Keep acting like he is not a cop! Question why does he have a gun! Tell him he is under arrest, do it now!
No. 922193 ID: 86eb65

Gallsby where did you get that gun?

Also wander over and poke at that knife and see if it dissolves.
No. 922195 ID: 91ee5f

That’s a good question! Not only can he not hold it correctly, he’s not exactly very responsible to be trusted with one. Although, that might actually be a taser.

But you don’t exactly have time to worry about that right now!
No. 922197 ID: 91ee5f

Frillsby is currently blocking the door. If he moves away, Samson will attempt to run for the door!
No. 922204 ID: 10c408

...We need to get a tazer. Unarmed, even with anti-magic, isn't going to work when criminals stop thinking with magic and start using their brain more. Like Samson here is.


Start acting, take a good long look behind samson and then quickly shift your gaze back to him. Do this a few times until he gets nervous enough to believe that he's about to get struck from behind by Lizzy.

This'll let you or gallsby do... something.
No. 922216 ID: b1b4f3

Gallsby kick the gun to Frillsby.
No. 922270 ID: 9d9102

Get Samson while he's distracted!
No. 922283 ID: b23117

You're both gonna die. I hope Yams and Khivet get you a nice present for when you respawn. Or at least visit you in the hospital if you only almost die.
No. 922301 ID: 0c3c2c

Just.... Just kick Blade Man in the fork while he's distracted by the sad picture of Gallsby with a gun. Or distract Blade Man while Liz smacks him in the head with a tire iron for being an asshole.
No. 922303 ID: 90f3c0

He must be pulling knives out of a pocket dimension in his pants. Grab him by the crotch to cancel out the effect.
No. 922312 ID: daa216

Huh, guess Gallsby is more cop than you thought. Go wide, make it so the perp has to decide which direction he will aim.
No. 922313 ID: bad12e


Gallsby, quick! Flying tackle and scrub that dish into submission!!
No. 922325 ID: a9af05

Quickly dash in close enough to summon handcuffs on the criminal scum!
No. 922326 ID: a9af05

And by criminal scum, I meant Samson.
No. 922353 ID: 75c493

Wake Up
No. 922366 ID: b23117

Wait. Doesnt Gallsby literally have knives for fingers?

Do some anime bullshit!
No. 922370 ID: bb78f2

Do YOU even have a gun?
No. 922373 ID: b1b4f3

...yeah either Frillsby is dreaming or the criminal's magic extends to anyone near him, allowing them to pull weapons out of their pants.
No. 922374 ID: c1212a

You should probably ask him.
No. 922385 ID: fce6e9

Try pulling out a weapon too and shooting the garbage out of him
No. 922539 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Involve Lizzy
Lizzy was behind us, but he's already going into the back room and out of sight.

No time to think, I'm going to tackle him and hope I can cancel out knife-magic! I try to pull out a weapon from my belt, but no weapon miraculously shows up.

>Gallsby, kick the knife to Frillsby

Just as I leap forward I see Gallsby kick the gun to where I was standing, and is now kicking the gun towards no one in particular. At least I'm between Samson and the gun and door.

Shit, he's throwing the knife at me!
No. 922540 ID: 5fc3a0
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No. 922541 ID: 5fc3a0
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Oh I'm fine, they're magic.

>"Why - " Gallsby stutters. "Why did you scream? Why would you do that to me?"
"I felt it hit my clothes and forgot my clothes aren't antimagic, so I thought the knife was - just grab Samson!"
No. 922542 ID: 5fc3a0
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The criminal's backed into a corner. He's summoning hella knives, but since they're hella magic knives, he's got nowhere to run!
No. 922543 ID: 5fc3a0
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Except through the window, now that I think about it.

His car is parked on the opposite side of the building that the window was on, so he's either going to try to go around for it, or book it on foot.
No. 922546 ID: 470289

Grab the gun and do a murder.
No. 922548 ID: 10c408

Leave the gun where it is. Frillsby, go chase Samson.

Gallsby, go blockcade samson's car.
No. 922550 ID: 91ee5f

>Gallsby, go blockcade samson's car.
And slash the tires with your claws!
No. 922551 ID: 465a14

Well, from the shards of it, that wasn't safety glass. Call an ambulance quick and hope it arrives before he dies of blood loss.
No. 922553 ID: 86eb65

Shoot out his tires. Then track him on foot.
No. 922555 ID: bcc41d

Orrrr he's gonna roll around on the ground in abject pain, because yeowch that's gotta hurt. Unless he knocked out the glass with his knives.

... he probably did.

Don't try to emulate him. The remaining glass of the window is NOT magic. Tell Gallsby to use his claw-hands to shred the rest of the glass away from the sill of the window while you strip your shirt and bundle it up. Use the bundle to quickly hoist yourself over the glass remnants and follow.

Unless it's just easier/faster/SAFER to run out the door, in which case do that instead.

Don't delay, and don't let Samson get to his car. Yell for Lizzy to secure the gun and call 911 for backup, this just got pretty serious. Get up close and grapple him, but remember he seems pretty martial, so don't open yourself to sucker punches.
No. 922556 ID: 0c3c2c

Grab the gun and shout "WARNING SHOT!" Then shoot out his front tire.

Hopefully Gallsby loaded it. However he did.
Also, tell Gallsby to grab him.
No. 922559 ID: b1b4f3

Frillsby get the gun, go shoot out his tires. Gallsby chase that fucker. Start telling him you're gonna stab him once for every minute you have to chase him. (don't actually stab him to death)
No. 922563 ID: eeb7d9

Oh, cool, you didn't die. Surround him! Block all the possible exits!

You need to practice your coordination. Play some dance dance revolution or something.
No. 922570 ID: afdebc

>broken the window
So now you can add property damage onto theft, assault with a deadly (magical) weapon, and resisting arrest.

Chase him, send Gallsby the other way for the car. Don't stop to think about how crazy it is to ask Gallsby to drive.
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