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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 932572 ID: 7ac36b

Stop volunteering information to the enemy. Arrest him first, then explain to him what his mistake was.
No. 932573 ID: b2d019

Oof, good point. Seconded
No. 932575 ID: afdebc

Sarcasm: "Oh no, accountability. Truly a cop's worst nightmare."

Just go arrest him.
No. 932730 ID: 5fc3a0
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He summons up a couple more blades. One is summoned in the ground and he has to magically tug it out. I don't know if he's up to something, or if that was an accident.

"You have no idea who you're messing with."

I drop my pants.
No. 932731 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"Oh. An exhibitionist. Great."

His eyes drop down on me, before he snaps his face away.
No. 932732 ID: 5fc3a0
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I throw my pants.

"I'm not! Just... nevermind."
No. 932733 ID: 5fc3a0
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He takes the pants off just to see me finally wielding the gun. I don't like it, but he did try to murder us.

"You're under arrest. Get on the ground."

He looks me up and down with a little too much interest.

>"You're not even pointing the gun at me!"
"I wouldn't want to shoot you on accident."
>"Heh. I don't think you want to shoot me at all! Your holding that thing like a hot potato."
"You want to make that a test?"
>"You've already failed."
"... so do you bruise easily, or are you blushing?"

For a second, he's caught off guard. I start to approach to apprehend him, then he turns around and looks like he's about to jump and run.

>"Shoot me if you're going to, copper! I know you won't."

Shit, my bluff never had a chance!
No. 932735 ID: e51896

Give him a scare then. aim at your pants, and shoot your pants. He wouldn't even think you would shoot your own pants and believe you were actually aiming at him but missed.
No. 932737 ID: 465a14

Shoot him.
No. 932739 ID: 8d23f0

cap his leg
No. 932741 ID: b1b4f3

Can't you like, shoot him in the foot?
No. 932742 ID: c7f906

You're not supposed to try and use lethal weapons non-lethally. Maybe a warning shot, but that might just send him running.

Oh no you don't. I'm going to continue the chase, and that's going to be a lot more embarrassing for you than it will be for me. Give up now and nobody has to know the details of your arrest. Take another step and pictures of your blushing face getting pushed into the dirt by streaker cop is going to end up viral.
Unless you'd LIKE having your face pushed into the ground as I detain you, in which case you just keep walkin' sunshine. Try not to trip over a small branch like you're in a horror movie.
No. 932743 ID: 2124f4

dorb doesn't run off the same laws and he tried to stab us.
No. 932744 ID: c7f906

okay fine shoot him in the nads
No. 932746 ID: 94e3ab

Guys, the gun doesn't have any bullets in it, as Frilsby said back in >>923378.
No. 932748 ID: 5fc3a0
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Before my pants finish getting thrown into the trench, I shoot it as a warning shot. I'm not going to shoot him unless he puts me or another person in some bad danger.


.... the gun's not loaded.

Samson, or Vabrelius, or whoever, looks confused. I have about half a second before he realizes I'm effectively unarmed.
No. 932749 ID: b1b4f3

Shit. Well, you can throw the gun at him.
No. 932750 ID: d6b369

Throw the gun and charge him!
No. 932751 ID: 465a14

Throw gun at his crotch, charge and tackle him.
No. 932752 ID: c7f906

Throw it & run at him, hopefully he'll be too busy dodging or blocking to react to you.
No. 932753 ID: a9af05

Throw it at him, close the distance, summon handcuffs around his legs to trip him, summon more handcuffs around his arms.
No. 932754 ID: 214cda

why DID gallsby have that gun?
No. 932760 ID: bcc41d

Not quite.

Once he turns away to run, throw the gun at him. It's got better heft than your handcuffs and might stun him long enough for you to finally catch up.

If not, grit your teeth and mentally queue up some more yakkety.
No. 932761 ID: 1ed92d

You're holding a heavy lump of steel and composite.

Huck it into his face then kick him in the ankle.
No. 932802 ID: 3c137c

Rack the slide and try shooting again. If that doesn't work, then you can throw the gun.
No. 932805 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm I wonder if you can make a chain of handcuffs?
No. 932808 ID: 10c408

Just fucking charge him and then throw your cuffs at his legs to maybe trip him up when his back is turned and he's unaware of what you are doing.
No. 933034 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Why DID gallsby have that gun?
Another question for later.

As I confirm the gun isn't loaded, he starts gloating again.

"Haha, did I hear a click? What a professional cop, you really - "
No. 933035 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Throw the gun

He dodged this time!

>"Ha! You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, can't fool me thrice!"
No. 933037 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Tackle him
No. 933038 ID: 5fc3a0
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It's pretty funny how this trench looked a lot shallower from farther back.

I'll laugh about it later.
No. 933039 ID: 465a14

Oh gosh. Well hecky-darn I guess it's just time to die.
No. 933040 ID: afdebc

Make sure you stay on top as you fall down to the bottom of that dick-shaped trench.
No. 933041 ID: b5b4b5

Ok, you need to stay holding tight and knife guy needs to jam a big knife into the wall behind you, for him to grab since you can't grab it or it'll disappear. You'll need to be quick about communicating this. Maybe just shout "stab behind you and grab it!"

Fortunately a geological feature like his was surely formed by erosion by water and there's some right at the bottom, along with bushes and flood detritus and a bunch of other things that could break your fall. Surely.
No. 933042 ID: ba56e6

Steer the fall towards the edge. Rolling down or bouncing off the side is better than a straight drop, it'll slow your momentum. If you have any horizontal movement when you hit the floor, roll with the landing.
No. 933043 ID: a9af05

First of all, handcuff yourself to knife guy so that he can't get away. Next, put a handcuff around your other arm and try to hook the other end to something on the cliff wall, so you can stop both of you from falling to death.

>Hold on to knife guy
>Tell him to stab a knife into the wall
Your plan isn't going to work.

As long as Frillsby is touching knife guy, knife guy's magic will not work. Because Frillsby has anti-magic.
No. 933044 ID: bcc41d

Time to join Gallsby in decisions were made heaven!

Haha, this was a dead end and he must've been bluffing too. Of course. Welp. Try to end up on top. As in 'employ criminal as emergency cushion'.

Dude probably can't draw knives as long as Frillsby is holding on to him. Dat antimagic.
No. 933048 ID: 86eb65

Taunt him all the way down.
No. 933061 ID: 1ed92d

Welp. Try and keep knife-guy under you.
No. 933062 ID: 7fb87a

On the way down, ask him if he believes in blowjob karma.
No. 933064 ID: cb6404


Let him break your fall, I guess. He seems to have no problem dodging, so maybe you can become a hovor-frillsby as he dodges the ground.
No. 933065 ID: b1b4f3

Stop grabbing him, grab his clothes instead. He'll probably do the anime thing and plunge a sword into the side to stop his fall.
No. 933069 ID: 007141


No. 933087 ID: 91ee5f

I like this idea.

Hook yourself to the knife guy with one arm and then using the other arm to try and hook onto something on the cliff wall.

Perhaps the stereotypical tree branch sticking out of the cliff wall will save them?

Not going to work. Frillsby’s antimagic is preventing knife guy from using his magic.
No. 933116 ID: 10c408

Gonna go with the guy who suggested ensuring that we don't straight drop down the pit, as there's no time to handcuff anything and knife guy can't do magic while we touch him.
No. 933137 ID: ba56e6

If necessary to get horizontal inertia and reach the wall, Frills can kick the knife guy at the other wall.
No. 933205 ID: 3940d3

yeah i have no idea how to get out of this so let’s just scream cuz you’re probably gonna die.
No. 933307 ID: 15a025

Anti-magic is going to make this a problem. He can't make knives with you touching him.

He's got a knife like horn though. Not sure how safe it'd be for him to use that to slow your fall though.
No. 933310 ID: 40b42d

Try our hand at using him as a jumping pad to at least tumble down a slope instead of die from going splat
No. 933520 ID: 75ea94

This would be a good time for Gallsby to save us. Wish you had those claws right now! The Purp might have something sharp on him, try useing that to hook onto the trench. Or just get ready for a large hospital bill...... You do have insurance right?

(For Gallsby)
Sniff out where Frillsby at and try to save him, so you can be the best cop with the fuzzist fuzz! Maybe get a "ride" home too.
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