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898339 No. 898339 ID: e77725

Twitter: @HeroRena
@ElizabethGears
Tali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bC
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Magical_Academy_Quest

Journal Entry #41

Hey, journal. I'm technically not home right now so this is more of a mental entry. My class all went on a trip to the Aelor homeland and uh... We got all split up. A few of us made our way to a seemingly abandoned city and we found Tessa in a well.

We also found a giant mysterious monolith!
That was guarded by a dragon.

Oh and that dragon is now staring at me.
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No. 905924 ID: 824c43

>>905919
Now we have confirmation from the world's foremost Ceer's Layer (non-Ceer, at least). And look, here we can see him approaching his latest target.
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No. 905925 ID: 65ce3e

>>905919
mention you are an expert in dicking ceer
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No. 905926 ID: 5ddaa1

>>905919

Explain that you're a student at Minia. I'm curious if they're so old the school's existence is news to them. If they do know what it is, explaining why you are a guy in an all girls academy should prove hilarious.

Anyway, tack on that you're presently in your first few years, and that a school trip brought you to the region. While looking for your friend, you stumbled into a void dragon of all things who seemed to think Mr/Mrs Ceer would enjoy some company for a while.

In return, ask how long they've been down here, working on their doohickey. It certainly looks impressive. Has the dragon been with them the whole time?
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No. 905930 ID: 824c43

>>905922
Recursion, ahoy!

>>905923
If anything else fails, use us. I mean, I seem to remember that was the first step to seducing Ceera, it's been so long...

>>905926
The dragon didn't know about the academy, so it's not very likely for the Ceer either.
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No. 905940 ID: e77725
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>>905920
Maybe it's just cause I'm the first one they've had a chance to talk to in a while. I don't mind telling them about stuff. This is how you make friends, guys.

"Well, you see-"

"<Fire.>"
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No. 905941 ID: 824c43

>>905940
DENIED
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No. 905942 ID: e77725
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905942

>Tali barely manages to avoid a bolt of black lightning. It strikes the white wall behind him and explodes violently.

"<Tch. I'm sorry for interrupting. Would you mind starting from the top while this thing recharges?>"
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No. 905946 ID: 824c43

>>905942
Sure. "Start from the top" by comfying him. Or if that fails, by throwing us at him so we can do our thing.
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No. 905948 ID: ad51b8

ask him how long it takes to recharge.

Also if you got the magic, comfy the son of a bitch.
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No. 905949 ID: 2a7417

Just flee and try and to make the collateral damage hit Alph. That should invalidate the contract and let her loose.
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No. 905950 ID: ab9616

>>905942
>Looks behind him at the crater
>Turns back
...can I not, please?
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No. 905951 ID: 5ddaa1

>>905942

RUDE. Use the pull spell we gave you to rip that weapon out of their noodly Ceer fingers, then drain it dry with your mana siphon.

Tell them that that was very rude, and ask why they tried to kill you. This is a distraction before you speed boost, hurl three rounds of plasma at them, and have the last of these be a ball of comfy hiding in the shadow of the first two. The Ceer will probably bat aside the first two and expect to be able to do the same with the last, then get nailed with comfy.
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No. 905954 ID: ad51b8

oh, also idea. Hide in front the pillar that has the void dragons leash tied around it. With a bit of luck if he attacks again he'll miss you and nail the pillar freeing the dragon.
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No. 905956 ID: 01e51d

>>905942
They cast the first stone, Tali. Comfy them, then kiss and fuck them til they submit. Then keep going til you're sure they're not lying.
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No. 905957 ID: cde2d2

>>905942
Punch him
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No. 905983 ID: b1b4f3

>>905942
Comfy him to sleep, then take all his stuff and sit on him so he can't get his book of spells or anything. Then wake him up and start giving him your list of demands.
1. fix the damn dragon
2. let her go afterwards
3. tell me what all this shit does
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No. 905984 ID: e3e99e

>>905942
"Well, if you don't want to talk things out..."
Hit him with max comfy until he's completely incapacitated, then throw him through the portal, then untie the dragon.
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No. 906006 ID: 977456

What happens if you comfy an electric wand?
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No. 906035 ID: 582c51

>>905942
Welp, you tried to be nice. Now you have to fall back on your Ceer bullying skills.
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No. 906113 ID: b7627b

>>905942
Deploy the 『Kiss of Comfort』

Or maybe just throw a rock at their face, that also tends to work. Or do both.
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No. 906114 ID: 2e0f31

Kiss the rock, then throw it at their face.
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No. 906118 ID: 17d059

>>905942
Tali, since he seems more interested in shooting you with Lightning instead of talking, switch over to your Comfy Fist.
You'll only get one shot before he realizes what you're doing and takes you far more seriously, so hit him with your biggest comfy spell, preferably Comfypocalypse or Comfyeteor.
If you need to use Green to get the upper hand, go for it. We should have a luck point or two left. Should check if this nonsense gave us a luck point too.
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No. 906227 ID: 0c3c2c

>>905942
Just cast Maximum Comfy on him.

Then stab him until he dies of being dead. Bam. Problem solved, quest complete, random Ceer wizard defeated for being an asshole.
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No. 906336 ID: c49598

you are not a clever elf
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No. 906364 ID: 977456

If you are going to get hit by electricity, ensure that it strike your lower body and pass through your legs, thus avoiding heart and brain and similar electrically-sensitive organs. Turn and tilt your torso such that your lower-body completely obscures your upper-body from the ceer.
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No. 909440 ID: 41ea2f

Hm i wonder what that machine does. I would venture a guess that it ceerifies the dragon. The fire being the element of the dragon and it is turned into void. And since dragons are iirc completely made from element this shouldnt really be possible. It stands to reason that this is an experimental setting for this machine.

Tali, maybe you can talk about this with this Wizceerd while subtely comfyfying him/her. If this experiment is his/her baby and he/she gets comfy enough he/she could have a slip of tounge. Also look for a reverse setting. On the machine, not the ceer.

The other alternative is comfy strike at max. And safe the info gathering for the eventual (inevitable) post-coital talk.

Anyway we need more info...
And you probably want to avoid dying from magic black mojo-lightning. Just a thought.
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No. 909441 ID: 41ea2f

>>905940
Also i feel like i have to point out that honestly telling people your life story in a pleasant and normal conversation is pretty much the opposite of how you used to make friends until now...
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No. 910482 ID: e77725
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910482

"Alright, that wasn't very polite! And I was trying to be polite! Take this!"

>Tali fires out a bolt of True Comfy Magic!
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"...."

>Nothing happens.
>He tries to fire another one.

>Nothing happens. He feels the drain of magic and the spell forming but, in the end... Nothing.
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No. 910484 ID: e77725
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910484

"<Ah, were you trying to use magic? Well, nevermind the fact that I, as a Ceer, am completely immune to your silly spells but this place is a complete null zone. No spells beyond that used by a Ceer artifact will work here.

It was a nice try.

This also means, of course, that you will not be able to teleport out of here or anything. Now, just get comfy while this thing continues to charge and I->"
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No. 910485 ID: e77725
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910485

>=Plonk=

"<..... Really?>"
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No. 910498 ID: 3674e7

>>910485
Could we help with your comfy magic seeing as we are a Ceer artefact, or better yet maybe the Ceer book can have some of its magic siphoned off.
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No. 910501 ID: 3674e7

>>910498
and before that ask about the device and the black liquid (buy some time to magickly charge yourself).
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No. 910502 ID: 977456

Tali, use Backrub! Follow it up with Footknead.
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No. 910504 ID: 17d059

>>910485
Tali, use THE BOOK to cast a comfy spell or invoke our amazing Blue Orb powers.
Actually, he's a ceer. Just go up there and punch him. I'm pretty sure even with your noodle arms you'll win.
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No. 910509 ID: 9caba2

>>910485
And now while the Ceer is distracted!
Use Gun on Ceer Arm!

I figure since the thing is super old, it might somehow work? Or maybe it relies more on tech than magic.
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No. 910511 ID: 06095b

>>910485

Do it now, Tali! Suplex! Also, maybe try to roll us into that magic podium. We can probably fuck that up real good.
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No. 910518 ID: 1774cd

>>910485
Listen Tali, you are a noodly elf boy but he is a noodly ceer. Unless he's an aelor ceer. Attempt punches.
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No. 910564 ID: 5396fc

>>910485
TALI
CHANNEL YOUR INNER AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYER
TACKLE CEER
INITIATE COITUS
FORCEFULLY
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No. 910565 ID: b1b4f3

>>910485
Go up and punch the noodle-arm Ceer.
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No. 910572 ID: 824c43

>>910484
>No spells beyond that used by a Ceer artifact will work here.
If this Ceer is as knowledgeable as I think they are, pulling out our book will have them gibbering in fear. Make sure it's always touching us, tho.
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No. 910579 ID: 8f28f3

>>910485
Tell the Ceer that if she won't stop being rude you're going to start kissing until she gets so many cooties that nobody will be friends with her due to all the cooties.

Tell her that you're going to take her out to dinner and meet your parents and stuff and she will bake cookies with your mom and it will be so wholesome that she will lose all of her reputation as a ceer.

Then you will go to school and she will break up with you because Ceer are exotic and mysterious and rather than stay as a boyfriend for an elf, she will become a successful idol for a crooked record company making millions as a washed up singer whose only consolation for betraying her duty is her mansion and the copious amounts of wealth.

Ask her if that's what she wants to happen?
Becsuse that's what will happen.
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No. 910658 ID: 05fc40

>>910485
Tali pulp out the book of doom. Maybe just null everything Ceer in his general direction because fuck him.
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No. 910765 ID: 11c0d9

>>910484
Can we... can we use a spell?
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No. 910787 ID: 0c3c2c

>>910485
Tali, channel your magic into us so we have a fuel source.

Then WE'LL cast the comfy magic.

Then you can have sex with this idiot or crush their head with a rock or whatever.
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No. 910795 ID: 34b5ea

>>910765
Idk can u
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No. 910803 ID: 977456

>>910787
Don't waste an innocent and defenceless rock when there is a perfectly good dragon out there. Not that you need to pulp the ceer if they are incapacitated, but then again, dragon-chow is expensive...
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No. 910815 ID: bb78f2

Personally speaking I think the only magic we can and should do is strip dance to Jodeci's "Freak'n You".
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No. 910887 ID: e3e99e

>>910485
Use the Ceer book as a focus for casting the spells. It's a Ceer artifact.
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No. 915017 ID: aa190b

Summon the ghosts of Christmas past, Christmas present and Christmas yet to come to teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

...and why hitting elves so close to Christmas gets you on the naughty list.
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No. 915019 ID: 977456

Christmas themes may be less effective against people who are trying to reduce you to a lump of coal.
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No. 915042 ID: 9150c4

>>915019
Summon Krampus then.
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No. 917165 ID: de4006

>>910485
Wait. He said "ceer artifact." Not "Ceers."

RUN UP AND PUNCH HIM IN THE GROIN.
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No. 917695 ID: e77725
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>>917165
>>910518
>>910511
>>910565

...
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917696

...
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No. 917697 ID: e77725
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No. 917699 ID: e77725
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917699

I keep forgetting about my most reliable spell.
Punching.

"<OW! D-did you just punch me!? You barbarian!>"

>The Ceer was taken by complete surprise and crumpled like a piece of paper. Thank god they're not a aelor-made-ceer. Otherwise Tali might have broken his fist trying that.
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No. 917700 ID: 080aaf

The beatings will continue until the dragon improves.
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No. 917702 ID: 1774cd

>>917699
continue punching until he stops talking. dragon slaves ya know, not nice dude.
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No. 917704 ID: 4f48bf

>>917699
Poor Spooder Ceer... punch it again.
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No. 917706 ID: 64a3a3

>>917699
Take his wand before he picks it up so he doesn’t kill you with it.

Then kick him and call him a nerd.

In the land of paper men, the noodle-bodied man is king!
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No. 917709 ID: 1ebe73

>>917699
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
NOW, INITIATE COITUS.
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No. 917710 ID: 868b21

>>917706
Do all of this, take his mask too, and then tell him this >>917700
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No. 917711 ID: b1b4f3

>>917699
Take all their stuff.
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No. 917713 ID: 9caba2

>>917699
>>917710
Basically yes, make sure they don't try to cast any other spells while you're slapping them with your elf noodles.
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No. 917717 ID: ad51b8

quick, get the wand away from him so he can't use it to shank your ass.
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No. 917719 ID: 2202fb

Steal their shirt. You need a new one.
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No. 917721 ID: 1a6fd4

>>917719
Their cape, too. It looks cool and you deserve cool things. By the time he realizes we're making him take all their clothes it'll be too late.
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No. 917725 ID: e3e99e

>>917699
Take the wand.
"Wait, sorry, who was it who decided attempted murder was an acceptable response to polite conversation?

We could have done this the nice way, but you wanted to be a jerk. Start shit, get hit.

Now, you're going to free that dragon, or I'm going to truss you up and throw you to her so she can have a nice snack while I figure out how to free her myself."

Be ready to kick this Ceer if they try to pull something. Kick them right in the dick.
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No. 917736 ID: 7b3b0d

>>917699
Strip and fuck the ceer, elf. Do what needs to be done to tame this ceer to save the dragon
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No. 917746 ID: 40df11

Bully him until he likes it! And save the dragon, I guess.
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No. 917750 ID: 0c3c2c

>>917699
They're going for the wand! Grab them and hold them in the air!

Try banging them against the floor a few times and demand they fix the dragon they irresponsibly broke.

Also, ask them who would be stupid enough to try and beat a Ceer Archmage using magic in a room where magic doesn't work.
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No. 917763 ID: bddb0f

Well... promise to blow on it and kiss it better?
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No. 917788 ID: 3674e7

>>917699
Bad seer Bad.
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No. 917794 ID: a30f6c

>>917699
My fight-or-fuck instincts say: fight!
For now.
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No. 917833 ID: 1a6fd4

>>917794
Wait, yours is fight-or-fuck? Weird.
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No. 917858 ID: 0cfbce

strip and hostage.

we probably need to jam that giant ball of fire back into the dragon.
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No. 917971 ID: 2202fb

Come on, guys. The shirt (and cape) are reasonable, but we dont need to strip the hostage. We could take their pants and tie their arms up tho.
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No. 917978 ID: de4006

>>917699
Beat them up and take their stuff.
Yes, even their pants.
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No. 918233 ID: e77725
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>>917725
"Hey, I was TRYING to be polite and have a nice conversation! You tried to kill me!"

>Tali takes the wand. Or, tries to. The Ceer lunges for it. Tali responds by punching again. The Ceer is hilariously weak and after a few hits from Tali's noodly arms they're down for the count. Tali takes their mask and their cloak, mostly to see if any other weapons are being hidden.

>The Ceer gets back up and holds their face.

"<I should have expected nothing more from you savages! Going to punches when we could have had a sophisticated magical battle!>"

"You really don't have any moral high ground here. Now, tell me how to free the dragon or do so yourself."

"<You fool! The research and work being done here is worth more than one Ceer life! I will die before I reveal anything to you!>"
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No. 918234 ID: 080aaf

You fool! I already knew about the research here! And I came anyway.
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No. 918237 ID: 7b3b0d

>>918233
Welp, you have no choice now. Seduce and fuck till you're more important than their research.
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No. 918238 ID: b1b4f3

>>918233
Say you didn't know it was that important. What's so great about it, anyway?
Use flattery to coax information out of them.
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No. 918239 ID: 299587

>>918233
Compliment their fine set of chompers
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No. 918240 ID: 40df11

Ask them what happens if you just start smashing up the place then?
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No. 918242 ID: 679a6d

...Say, would getting possessed by the bitch book be a fate worse than death?
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No. 918245 ID: 891c9f

>>918239
Oh, hey! Are we teeth buddies? Watch out for that paralysis poison, Tali.
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No. 918249 ID: bb78f2

>>918233
I don't care about your shitty research, I just don't want to be eaten by you're dragon on the way out! And I want to motorboat her titties some more too! So stop enslaving her or I'll enslave you!
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No. 918251 ID: b25d45

>>918233
Now hold on Tali. As fun as beating this cutie up might be, you should ask what sort of research they’re doing.

If it’s Ceer fertility research, you may be on the same side here. It’s a long shot, but worth asking.
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No. 918252 ID: b50448

>>918233
Sounds like you should put your "research" of the Ceer body to work here Tali. You should know their "weaknesses" by now. Hey do it right and you may not even need to get dirty.
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No. 918274 ID: 977456

>I will die before I reveal anything to you!
Berate them with a lecture on the importance of peer review. They'll never be published at this rate. Were they discharging a combat wand within their clean-room? Their findings are dubious at best and even their initial data is suspect. This is how idiotic mad scientists end the world. They are busy cloning dinosaurs with nobody around to point out the cross-contamination from their pile of eldricht tomes and then they create a 200-metre-tall chicken with a squid for a face and it is eating everything that could possibly be mistaken for a seed, bug, or small rodent from 200 metres away.
Drag them back to the dragon so that you can all get together to reexamine their methodologies and conclusions!
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No. 918276 ID: 602317

>>918233
>Going to punches when we could have had a sophisticated magical battle!
You were just bragging about how we couldn't use any magic you idiot!
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No. 918284 ID: 1774cd

>>918233
If you die don't they lose all the research anyways? feed em to the dragon
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No. 918285 ID: b53454

>>918233
Oh, duh. Just threaten to destroy the research.

Apparently there are dumb Ceer just as much as dumb elementals. She just told you her weakness.
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No. 918292 ID: 0cfbce

>>918233
use dick until moral improves.
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No. 918306 ID: e3e99e

>>918233
"How are we supposed to have a magical battle? You just said that only Ceer magic works, and I don't have that.

Well, I suppose that if you don't want to tell me what all this is then I should just destroy it.
We're in the Ceer lands, right? I can tell this thing has an incomprehensible ammout of magic in it, but I'm sure this is far enough away from MY home that the resulting magical explosion won't cause ME any problems.
Even better, it would definitely destroy the binding holding that dragon here.

Unless, I suppose, you're willing to talk. After all, there may be some detail about how this thing works that would change my mind about destroying both it and all your research - which, by the way, I'm only interested in doing because you decided to fight instead of talk."
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No. 918324 ID: 1a6fd4

>>918292
>use dick until moral improves
Moral will never improve around here. Morale might, though.
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No. 918344 ID: 9caba2

>>918233
Deploy those mildly venomous undine teeth against the undine ceer.
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No. 918364 ID: de4006

>>918233
Nibble and kiss the ceer's neck until they submit.
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No. 918388 ID: c49598

>>918233
.....”ok”
(Act like you’re gunna hit them again)
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