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898339 No. 898339 ID: e77725

Twitter: @HeroRena
@ElizabethGears
Tali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bC
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Magical_Academy_Quest

Journal Entry #41

Hey, journal. I'm technically not home right now so this is more of a mental entry. My class all went on a trip to the Aelor homeland and uh... We got all split up. A few of us made our way to a seemingly abandoned city and we found Tessa in a well.

We also found a giant mysterious monolith!
That was guarded by a dragon.

Oh and that dragon is now staring at me.
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No. 915019 ID: 977456

Christmas themes may be less effective against people who are trying to reduce you to a lump of coal.
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No. 915042 ID: 9150c4

>>915019
Summon Krampus then.
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No. 917165 ID: de4006

>>910485
Wait. He said "ceer artifact." Not "Ceers."

RUN UP AND PUNCH HIM IN THE GROIN.
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No. 917695 ID: e77725
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917695

>>917165
>>910518
>>910511
>>910565

...
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No. 917696 ID: e77725
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917696

...
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No. 917697 ID: e77725
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917697

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No. 917699 ID: e77725
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917699

I keep forgetting about my most reliable spell.
Punching.

"<OW! D-did you just punch me!? You barbarian!>"

>The Ceer was taken by complete surprise and crumpled like a piece of paper. Thank god they're not a aelor-made-ceer. Otherwise Tali might have broken his fist trying that.
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No. 917700 ID: 080aaf

The beatings will continue until the dragon improves.
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No. 917702 ID: 1774cd

>>917699
continue punching until he stops talking. dragon slaves ya know, not nice dude.
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No. 917704 ID: 4f48bf

>>917699
Poor Spooder Ceer... punch it again.
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No. 917706 ID: 64a3a3

>>917699
Take his wand before he picks it up so he doesn’t kill you with it.

Then kick him and call him a nerd.

In the land of paper men, the noodle-bodied man is king!
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No. 917709 ID: 1ebe73

>>917699
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
NOW, INITIATE COITUS.
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No. 917710 ID: 868b21

>>917706
Do all of this, take his mask too, and then tell him this >>917700
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No. 917711 ID: b1b4f3

>>917699
Take all their stuff.
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No. 917713 ID: 9caba2

>>917699
>>917710
Basically yes, make sure they don't try to cast any other spells while you're slapping them with your elf noodles.
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No. 917717 ID: ad51b8

quick, get the wand away from him so he can't use it to shank your ass.
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No. 917719 ID: 2202fb

Steal their shirt. You need a new one.
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No. 917721 ID: 1a6fd4

>>917719
Their cape, too. It looks cool and you deserve cool things. By the time he realizes we're making him take all their clothes it'll be too late.
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No. 917725 ID: e3e99e

>>917699
Take the wand.
"Wait, sorry, who was it who decided attempted murder was an acceptable response to polite conversation?

We could have done this the nice way, but you wanted to be a jerk. Start shit, get hit.

Now, you're going to free that dragon, or I'm going to truss you up and throw you to her so she can have a nice snack while I figure out how to free her myself."

Be ready to kick this Ceer if they try to pull something. Kick them right in the dick.
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No. 917736 ID: 7b3b0d

>>917699
Strip and fuck the ceer, elf. Do what needs to be done to tame this ceer to save the dragon
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No. 917746 ID: 40df11

Bully him until he likes it! And save the dragon, I guess.
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No. 917750 ID: 0c3c2c

>>917699
They're going for the wand! Grab them and hold them in the air!

Try banging them against the floor a few times and demand they fix the dragon they irresponsibly broke.

Also, ask them who would be stupid enough to try and beat a Ceer Archmage using magic in a room where magic doesn't work.
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No. 917763 ID: bddb0f

Well... promise to blow on it and kiss it better?
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No. 917788 ID: 3674e7

>>917699
Bad seer Bad.
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No. 917794 ID: a30f6c

>>917699
My fight-or-fuck instincts say: fight!
For now.
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No. 917833 ID: 1a6fd4

>>917794
Wait, yours is fight-or-fuck? Weird.
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No. 917858 ID: 0cfbce

strip and hostage.

we probably need to jam that giant ball of fire back into the dragon.
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No. 917971 ID: 2202fb

Come on, guys. The shirt (and cape) are reasonable, but we dont need to strip the hostage. We could take their pants and tie their arms up tho.
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No. 917978 ID: de4006

>>917699
Beat them up and take their stuff.
Yes, even their pants.
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No. 918233 ID: e77725
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918233

>>917725
"Hey, I was TRYING to be polite and have a nice conversation! You tried to kill me!"

>Tali takes the wand. Or, tries to. The Ceer lunges for it. Tali responds by punching again. The Ceer is hilariously weak and after a few hits from Tali's noodly arms they're down for the count. Tali takes their mask and their cloak, mostly to see if any other weapons are being hidden.

>The Ceer gets back up and holds their face.

"<I should have expected nothing more from you savages! Going to punches when we could have had a sophisticated magical battle!>"

"You really don't have any moral high ground here. Now, tell me how to free the dragon or do so yourself."

"<You fool! The research and work being done here is worth more than one Ceer life! I will die before I reveal anything to you!>"
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No. 918234 ID: 080aaf

You fool! I already knew about the research here! And I came anyway.
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No. 918237 ID: 7b3b0d

>>918233
Welp, you have no choice now. Seduce and fuck till you're more important than their research.
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No. 918238 ID: b1b4f3

>>918233
Say you didn't know it was that important. What's so great about it, anyway?
Use flattery to coax information out of them.
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No. 918239 ID: 299587

>>918233
Compliment their fine set of chompers
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No. 918240 ID: 40df11

Ask them what happens if you just start smashing up the place then?
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No. 918242 ID: 679a6d

...Say, would getting possessed by the bitch book be a fate worse than death?
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No. 918245 ID: 891c9f

>>918239
Oh, hey! Are we teeth buddies? Watch out for that paralysis poison, Tali.
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No. 918249 ID: bb78f2

>>918233
I don't care about your shitty research, I just don't want to be eaten by you're dragon on the way out! And I want to motorboat her titties some more too! So stop enslaving her or I'll enslave you!
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No. 918251 ID: b25d45

>>918233
Now hold on Tali. As fun as beating this cutie up might be, you should ask what sort of research they’re doing.

If it’s Ceer fertility research, you may be on the same side here. It’s a long shot, but worth asking.
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No. 918252 ID: b50448

>>918233
Sounds like you should put your "research" of the Ceer body to work here Tali. You should know their "weaknesses" by now. Hey do it right and you may not even need to get dirty.
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No. 918274 ID: 977456

>I will die before I reveal anything to you!
Berate them with a lecture on the importance of peer review. They'll never be published at this rate. Were they discharging a combat wand within their clean-room? Their findings are dubious at best and even their initial data is suspect. This is how idiotic mad scientists end the world. They are busy cloning dinosaurs with nobody around to point out the cross-contamination from their pile of eldricht tomes and then they create a 200-metre-tall chicken with a squid for a face and it is eating everything that could possibly be mistaken for a seed, bug, or small rodent from 200 metres away.
Drag them back to the dragon so that you can all get together to reexamine their methodologies and conclusions!
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No. 918276 ID: 602317

>>918233
>Going to punches when we could have had a sophisticated magical battle!
You were just bragging about how we couldn't use any magic you idiot!
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No. 918284 ID: 1774cd

>>918233
If you die don't they lose all the research anyways? feed em to the dragon
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No. 918285 ID: b53454

>>918233
Oh, duh. Just threaten to destroy the research.

Apparently there are dumb Ceer just as much as dumb elementals. She just told you her weakness.
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No. 918292 ID: 0cfbce

>>918233
use dick until moral improves.
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No. 918306 ID: e3e99e

>>918233
"How are we supposed to have a magical battle? You just said that only Ceer magic works, and I don't have that.

Well, I suppose that if you don't want to tell me what all this is then I should just destroy it.
We're in the Ceer lands, right? I can tell this thing has an incomprehensible ammout of magic in it, but I'm sure this is far enough away from MY home that the resulting magical explosion won't cause ME any problems.
Even better, it would definitely destroy the binding holding that dragon here.

Unless, I suppose, you're willing to talk. After all, there may be some detail about how this thing works that would change my mind about destroying both it and all your research - which, by the way, I'm only interested in doing because you decided to fight instead of talk."
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No. 918324 ID: 1a6fd4

>>918292
>use dick until moral improves
Moral will never improve around here. Morale might, though.
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No. 918344 ID: 9caba2

>>918233
Deploy those mildly venomous undine teeth against the undine ceer.
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No. 918364 ID: de4006

>>918233
Nibble and kiss the ceer's neck until they submit.
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No. 918388 ID: c49598

>>918233
.....”ok”
(Act like you’re gunna hit them again)
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