[Burichan] [Futaba] [Nice] [Pony]  -  [WT]  [Home] [Manage]

Report completed threads!

[Catalog View] :: [Archive] :: [Graveyard] :: [Rules] :: [Discussions] :: [Wiki]

[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]
Posting mode: Reply
Name
Email
Subject   (reply to 902109)
Message
File []
Embed   Help
Password  (for post and file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, MP3, MP4, PNG, SWF, WEBM
  • Maximum file size allowed is 20000 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Currently 3740 unique user posts. View catalog

File 153722139454.png - (102.70KB , 500x400 , ADQ000.png )
902109 No. 902109 ID: 11f77a

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Arthocob_Date_Quest
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106192.html
Takes place in the Team Port Echo universe so... may or may not be canon-ish. Prequel maybe?
99 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
>>
No. 918007 ID: 2f83e5

>>917968
Tell her that your eyes are upon a fine and lovey lady already.
>>
No. 918018 ID: d887c0

Maybe. What? Are they a bunch of homophobes, too? That's discrimination. They could get in trouble for that.
>>
No. 918044 ID: 1a6f80

we not gay
>>
No. 918114 ID: 0c3c2c

>>917968
You're really not gay. Actually, it sounds like they're projecting. By the way, does your society have any guards or a police system?

Also, start telling them platitudes from Church. Specifically all the brutally violent ones. Inform them of how your faith is strong, and martyrdom is considered a promotion.
>>
No. 918117 ID: a9af05

>>917968
Are these guys afraid of Eudora? Do they know who she is?

Because if they know who she is and they're afraid of her, you can tell them that Eudora is gonna hurt them if she finds out they're messing with her comic book!
>>
No. 918235 ID: 11f77a
File 154786175206.png - (111.50KB , 591x490 , ADQ032.png )
918235

>>918117
These guys are orphans at the school, just like me. And they do know Eudora. While they are rivals--they’ve learned not to anger the punch buggy. I think I remember a childhood incident where Eudora tried to ‘fix’ Kyzil’s eye.

They surround me, even when I back off to make space. Although I can’t just let them take Eudora’s comic book! I don’t really want to reveal that it’s my gift for her. They’d rip it to shreds!

>>918114
>Guards/Police
There are town guards, probably not as tight as other planets. This is a village unlike an off-world city. But if someone spots us they’ll just tell us to scram.

>Platitudes/Violent anecdotes
The Book of the Voxxus Neb is full of neat little anecdotes and lessons! I’m not really keen on the violent stuff--Bhothogoshol shows us that the world doesn’t need brutality and barbarism to get your point across.

I recite a verse when the great warrior Bogn denied to kill his rival: “I cannot steal Meegir when the tempt is absent. Any more, I cannot eradicate just as I cannot spare.

Torval: “That doesn’t even make sense, dork.”

I explain that Bogn became indifferent to violence; his enemies couldn’t strike him down no matter how hard they tried. Bogn saw his enemy like one would view the smallest, insignificant mite in the soil. With a new enlightenment, he could enter the amber City.

In other words, bullying me won’t get you anywhere in life.
>>
No. 918236 ID: 11f77a
File 154786185379.png - (108.83KB , 545x452 , ADQ033.png )
918236

>>917969
>>918018
Somehow I don’t think it’s a good idea to give any implication that fit, competent, and heroic dudes catch my interest. They’ll just start spreading rumors around the orphanage. I dunno if they’re homophobes but I don’t want to be associated with something I am NOT.

>>918007
I brush what I can off my robe. I make it clear that my eyes are upon a fine and lovely lady already, mind you. Kyzil acts flattered, surprised, and jests with her hands on her cheeks with that sadistic smile in her gaze.

Kyzil: “Ooh~ Ganymede! I never thought you had the hots for me.”

Kyzil: “Suddenly everything about you makes sense~!”

Kyzil: “Please, go on.”

Those jerks are laughing. She knows very well I didn't mean her! >:C I mean, she is a well-complimented Arthocob on campus. But that’s beside the point!

>___
>>
No. 918241 ID: b1b4f3

>>918236
Tell her she is pretty but you meant Eudora.
>>
No. 918275 ID: 2f83e5

>>918236
Sorry, altough you are a fine woman, my heart was stolen by Eudora.
>>
No. 918278 ID: 91ee5f

>>918236
Try telling her, “Oh, please, we both know you’re outta my league! Mok and Torval have a better chance at getting a date with you than I do!”

Hopefully, one or both of the guys will realize that they do feel something for Kyzil and will end up fighting each other to try and get a date with her. Which will have all of them focus on that instead of you!

.....or you could pray really hard right now and ask your god to please send Eudora to save you right now.
>>
No. 918282 ID: 40df11

Just act confused at the idea she's someone anyone would be interested in.
>>
No. 918488 ID: 0c3c2c

>>918236
"Your chitin is a lovely shade, but I'm already spoken for by Eudora."

Explain you've been smitten with her ever since you first met. Sadly, you've never gotten further than the getting-your-ass-kicked stage.
>>
No. 918596 ID: 11f77a
File 154814440924.png - (225.68KB , 696x577 , ADQ034.png )
918596

>>918241
>>918275
>>918278
>>918448
I stammer a bit. Kyzil is way out of my league, and I make it known that she may look like a pretty, fine lady, but my heart still belongs to Eudora as I’ve been smitten with her since I first laid eyes on her. And besides... these two goons have a better chance going out with Kyzil than me. I mean why haven’t they dated her yet?

Torval and Mok both look at her; Kyzil drops the façade and scoffs. She seems to be quite... revolted at my rejection.

Kyzil: “Don’t tell me you’re still after that... boring husk! I thought a smart nerd like you would’ve given that up long ago.”

Kyzil: “Tsk, at least you guys would have a better chance going out with me.”

Torval: “Oh sweet, really?”

Kyzil: “Shut up, snot!”

She pushes me, and I back up against Mok’s chest. His hands don’t even need to grip my shoulders to keep me still; and just lays his palms down. Kyzil slaps a hand against my grocery bag and rips a strap.

Kyzil: “Like, are you trying to offend me? Eudora? Come on...”

Kyzil: “You know what? I’m starting to believe you just have a kink of getting bullied, rejected, and punched around, haven’t you Gany?”

Now I’m starting to worry; this may be the part where I get a black eye! In my mind I am praying to The Great Flying Rod to make the punches a little more bearable than last time--or to send me an angel to help. I await my untimely fate!
>>
No. 918597 ID: 11f77a
File 154814445592.png - (228.62KB , 696x577 , ADQ035.png )
918597

‘—HEY!!!
>>
No. 918598 ID: 11f77a
File 154814453480.png - (42.74KB , 696x577 , ADQ036.png )
918598

...



“Leave the dweeb alone...”

>___
>>
No. 918599 ID: 080aaf

Greet her casually. What brings her round here today?
>>
No. 918600 ID: 91ee5f

>>918598
Congratulations, your prayers for an angel to help have been answered! And the angel also happens to be your angel, Eudora!

.....so what now? Do you just stand there and wait to be saved? Or do you take this opportunity to grab your things and run towards Eudora while the others are distracted?

Because I think you should grab your things and run towards Eudora.
>>
No. 918604 ID: b1b4f3

>>918598
Hi Eudora I got you presents!
>>
No. 918631 ID: a9af05

>>918598
Your rescuer has arrived!
>>
No. 918645 ID: 2f83e5

Can you move? If so, then run towards Eudora, if you can't then greet her whit the most lovable smile you can make.
>>
No. 918646 ID: 1be376

>I’m starting to believe you just have a kink of getting bullied, rejected, and punched around, haven’t you Gany?
Wow, Kyzil clearly has a weird thing for you. Has she ever actually dated anybody or does she just spend all her time tormenting you?
>>
No. 918966 ID: 11f77a
File 154840582384.png - (125.70KB , 700x484 , ADQ037.png )
918966

>>918646
She... hangs out with a lot of popular students. You know... that center-of-attention type. She’s always had a boyfriend-of-the-month growing up in the orphanage. She must be single again, could be why she has extra time to torment me. All the losers wanna be with her too.

>>918645
>>918600
I could try to grab my things and run—but Mok nudges me back if I move an inch. The comic book is in Kyzil’s hands now. So I smile at Eudora, with a gentle wave. Perhaps she can read my face that I’m in need of some rescuing too.

Kyzil: “Hrmph, well if it isn’t your girlfriend~ Eudora! Come to whisk you off your feet, huh dweeb?”

Eudora: “I’m not. His girlfriend. Kyzil.”

Kyzil: “Awe, do you hear that? You’re gonna break his heart. He was just talking about you too. How smitten he is.”

Eudora: “Tough. Let him go.”

Kyzil: “Feh. Tell ya what. I’ll let him go: but only after you confess your loooove for him~”

She drapes her arms around me so cutely. I feel uncomfortable and look at Eudora trying to force a light smile that I’ll be okay.

Kyzil: “In fact, the both of you should just confess your feelings right now! Tell Gany that you’re in need of a companion in this lonely, cold Voxxus. Just two bugs in a rug perfectly matched by Bhothogoshol herself! ♥”

>___
>>
No. 918967 ID: 080aaf

Confess that you're feeling how clingy Kyzil is right now, no wonder her boyfriends never stick around long.
>>
No. 918987 ID: b1b4f3

>>918966
Tell them you've got a witness to their theft, assault, and harassment. You will go to the police if they do not give you back your things and go.
>>
No. 918995 ID: 0c3c2c

>>918966
Confess that Kyzil is INCREDIBLY mad that you might have feelings for Eudora.
>>
No. 918997 ID: 91ee5f

>>918966
If only you could’ve gotten those brass knuckles. Then you could’ve handed them to Eudora right now and she could test them out on these guys! Oh, well.

>Confess your love to each other.
Go ahead and confess to her!

And make sure you phrase it so that you tell her that even if she never loves you back, you’ll always love her!
>>
No. 919005 ID: a9af05

>>918997
This.
>>
No. 919010 ID: a9af05

>>919005
Also maybe say that you enjoy the way she punches things or something like that? You've gotta show an interest in something she likes if you want some way to establish a relationship over coming grounds.
>>
No. 922712 ID: 11f77a
File 155081119005.png - (130.09KB , 569x552 , ADQ038.png )
922712

>>918967
>>918995
Maybe she is jealous of me. But perhaps she hates Eudora more. Kyzil is only using me as a tool to get to her.

Eudora: “Don’t answer. We’re not playing this stupid game.”

>>918997
>>919005
I’m anxious to confess. Yet, I’ve let my feelings known so many times before. Not to mention these bullies know I don’t hang out with many people but her.

Ganymede: “Eudora, you know I’m in love with you. I’m not ashamed of it.”

Ganymede: “I like the way you... punch. And kick stuff. You’re a very cool dude.”

Eudora: “Ganymede, you dolt.” She sighs with a roll of her eyes, “You know I don’t feel the same. Sorry.”

I expected that. It still lets me down--it’s never as bad as the first. But I kept trying over the years. Of course, my bullies poke fun of this event with sarcastic pity. Kyzil seems to loosen her grip on me.

Kyzil: “Awe, you’re no fun at all, Eudora. You’ve hurt his feelings! Hnnk~
>>
No. 922714 ID: 11f77a
File 155081127283.png - (88.19KB , 535x483 , ADQ039.png )
922714

Ganymede: “But you know what, Eudora? That’s fine if you don’t love me. I can’t shake off the same feeling I had when I first laid eyes on you.”

Kyzil: “Wait. Are you kidding me right now?

Ganymede: “And I’m still happy to be your friend--”

Kyzil: “Oh, come on Gany. You can’t still be attracted to this... sad, depressing, and apathetic locust! She’s rejected you and every other guy’s advances with a punch to the face!”

Kyzil: “She can’t feel love or treat anyone right but herself! You know that? You’d go to Ndepthteph’s Maw and back and she still wouldn’t notice you exist!”
>>
No. 922715 ID: 11f77a
File 155081139595.png - (91.81KB , 697x364 , ADQ040.png )
922715

Kyzil puts a hand against my cheek and turns my head to look eye-to-eye.

Kyzil: “Wouldn’t you rather go out with a lady like me~? Despite all that I’ve put you through; that even I find your innocence your best quality--perhaps I just never knew how to express myself near you.”

Kyzil: “I can show you a wonderful night--even if it doesn’t work out between us in the end! I can turn this around and make you feel wanted. Something Eudora can never give.”

Kyzil: “Just say the word, Gany. Perhaps you’ll take the chance with me~ It’s certainly a better chance than with her!”

Kyzil: "Don't be a fool for once!"

>___
>>
No. 922717 ID: 080aaf

Apathetic? She's shown she cares more about me than you do. And maybe it's just an ordinary amount of caring for people's general well being but boy does that say more about you than it does her.
>>
No. 922723 ID: 91ee5f

>>922715
Is she serious right now? After how much she’s tormented you over the years, she thinks you’ll choose her over Eudora? That’s not going to happen.

“If loving Eudora makes me a fool, then I’ll continue to be a fool. However, I’d have to be an idiot to choose you over Eudora! Sure, Eudora may never love me back, but at least she doesn’t beat me up for fun like you’re always doing!”

Who knows? Maybe Eudora will like you more if you actually stand up for yourself instead of just letting yourself get beat up like you always do?
>>
No. 922724 ID: c1212a

She's always been a bitch to you, don't let her play with your heartstrings as well.
>>
No. 922727 ID: 3ed3c3

>>922715
That's a load of bullshit.
Besides, it's better to have a good friend than a bad romance. Eudora may not return your feelings, but she's still your friend, and that's something Kyzil can't reproduce.
>>
No. 922728 ID: a97c49

>Kyzil is only using me as a tool to get to her.
Man that makes no sense. Eudora doesn't care who you're dating.

Persistance won't change Eudora's mind. It'll just make her hate you.

On the flip side, Kyzil is creepily obsessed. Maybe give her a try? She might stop bullying you at least.
>>
No. 922729 ID: b1b4f3

>>922715
Maybe if you give me back my stuff.

But also didn't she just try this same act not two minutes ago? What's with the repeat performance?
>>
No. 922735 ID: 0c3c2c

>>922715
Point out that Kyzil regularly mocks, bullies and abuses you while Eudora actually tries to protect and help you.

Also, grabbing your arm like that was not a friendly thing to do. Ask her why she's acting so damn intense.
>>
No. 922806 ID: a9af05

>>922715
Don't let her pull at your heartstrings! She's just trying to manipulate you!

She's probably going to just ditch you as soon as she's finished toying with you! All because she's a manipulative [insert Arthocob swear word here]!
>>
No. 926152 ID: 11f77a
File 155285537973.png - (143.78KB , 700x483 , ADQ041.png )
926152

>>922724
>>922728
>>922806
>Give her a try?
>Heartstrings
Hmm. Although it’d be a weird turnaround to date Kyzil--I feel like there’s not a lot of truth to her offer. And she’s merely toying with me again. What would Eudora think of me, after all this time loving her, if I finally give up and date her rival?

Cth Kyzil gog uuahriik thosc*. I can’t see myself having fun on a romantic night with her now.

Ganymede: “Well, if loving Eudora makes me a fool, then I’d be a bigger idiot to hang out with you. She’s not apathetic at all. I still consider her a friend; something not even you can reproduce. You’ve done nothing but mock and bully me all my life, Kyzil.”

“Sorry but I’ll have to pass.”

* Yet Kyzil is quite a [expletive].
>>
No. 926153 ID: 11f77a
File 155285542158.png - (142.83KB , 700x483 , ADQ042.png )
926153

>>
No. 926154 ID: 11f77a
File 155285553939.png - (137.49KB , 700x483 , ADQ043.png )
926154

Kyzil: “Tch. Your loss!”

Kyzil: “You could’ve been a lucky guy tonight. Jus’ sayin’. Ya let it woosh by!”
>>
No. 926156 ID: 11f77a
File 155285572408.png - (161.39KB , 877x597 , ADQ044.png )
926156

Kyzil: “This is getting boring anyway."

Kyzil: "Guys! Let’s go find some food to eat.”

Kyzil: “S’dhaquacama*, dork! Bhothogoshol is laughing down at ya!”

She tosses my comic book and trots off. I guess that's the last of her for a while. Hopefully I won't run into her or her goons at the church.

>___
* S’dhaquacama: A general greeting/goodbye. Or an ‘Amen’.
>>
No. 926157 ID: c7f906

Catch the book, catch the book!
>>
No. 926158 ID: 3ed3c3

>>926156
Good on ya, Little G. Don't let that bitch and her goons get you down.
>>
No. 926174 ID: 91ee5f

>>926156
Get the comic book and give it to Eudora like you planned!
>>
No. 926188 ID: 080aaf

Thank Eudora. And Bhothogoshol.
>>
No. 926190 ID: b1b4f3

Thank Eudora for helping get rid of them.
>>
No. 926215 ID: a9af05

>>926156
Now that Eudora is here, go ahead and give her the things you bought for her.
>>
No. 926225 ID: 4f51b2

Say S’dhaquacama too, catch the book and give it to Eudora.
[Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Delete post []
Password  
Report post
Reason