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913803 No. 913803 ID: 395c02

This quest is sometimes NSFW.

Thread one: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/694230.html

Thread two: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/714858.html

Thread three: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/743976.html

Thread four: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/771470.html

Thread five:

Thread six:

Thread seven: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/880264.html
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No. 921413 ID: 395c02
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"We're heeeerrreeee~!"

no come back heart i need you to live

Your giant ears hear dad mutter: "oh gods there's so many why are there so many"

mom mutters back: "calm down, dear, i'm sure she hasn't had sex with all of them."

dad: "haha...yeah, y-you're probably right."

She's not entirely wrong... yet...

"Goodness! You have so many friends, Ceri! Good thing I made extra!" mom says. "There should be food enough for everyone! But first thing's first. I'm Myra, Ceri's mom. And this is Sheriim, her dad. We're pleased to meet you!"

Dad tries to say something, but his voice squeaks.

Mom pats him gently on the back. "Ceri, why don't you introduce us one at a time? That'll make it easier on Da-- uh, I mean to say we should have proper introductions before digging in."

You do your best to hide your panic level. "Oh! Good thinking!"

"Yes," Dad says.

"Very." you agree.

"Quite," Dad agrees to your agreeing.

"Indeed," you agree to his agreement that you both are, in fact, agreeing.

Mom narrows her eyes at you two. "Stop stalling."

"Sorry"sorry" you say at the same time.

It'll be okay, Ceri. Just introduce everyone, have a nice picnic, and get back to the 20 plot threads hanging in the air. These are your parents, and they've shown time and time again that they're behind you 100%. Neither of them are out to sabotage you, or otherwise make things more uncomfortable. Try to look forward to the tasty meal mom made for everyone.
No. 921414 ID: 395c02
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No. 921417 ID: 080aaf

So mom, this is Gulketi! He may look small, but he has a big... alternate form.
No. 921418 ID: 395c02

(Please give me a week or so to finish the Main Event!)
No. 921420 ID: 8f6858

Make sure mom and dad get an opportunity to touch Gulketi. Fluff cures all.
No. 921425 ID: 4a90b6

I hope they made lots'a spaghetti!

*heh heghm* I mean, introduce Gulketi first. His disarming personality should get some positive prejudice for when the rest of your friends are judge- I mean introduced.

(Did you pat Siphon down to make sure she isn't packing any sex toys? Because if you didn't, I guaranty she is.)
No. 921429 ID: ad51b8

well to save time I suggest you introduce Gulketi and the rest of the ship's crew at once. Say you ran into Gulketi and siphon and through them we introduced to the rest of the gang. Right now you're helping them out as they're looking for an old friend of theirs who lives in the area and they asked you for help since you're a local. Been hanging out with them for awhile so what started out as just a random act of kindness (and a plot hook) kinda turned into a few friendships.

The rest you can introduce as you met them.
No. 921441 ID: a9af05

Go ahead and introduce everyone!

Take your time! If you need longer than that, then we won't mind waiting longer than a week or so!
No. 921444 ID: 06fdc0

hi mom hi dad these are my friends and i definitely haven't had debauched orgies with everyone here with multiple partners and intermixing love juices oh no siree

i still have to fuck dook duke
No. 921451 ID: b1b4f3

Ceri has had sex with barely half of them, even.
No. 921456 ID: 7fafab

Let's go in order of least to most questionable.

"This very good boy Duke, this is shapeshifting fuzzball Gulketi, this is mute fuzzball Outissa, this is cryptic mouse Siphon, and this is mad alien scientist Eez. Please direct all questions to me first to avoid spontaneous and undesired artillery strikes of spaghetti."
No. 921516 ID: e22bec

I second Smerg in terms of the order, ease your folks into the Sheogorathian madness that is your circle of friends.
No. 921577 ID: eeb7d9

Do NOT think of what you will be eating. DO NOT!
No. 922364 ID: 75c493

Time to own your decisions and devour your shame.
No. 922658 ID: cc6465

Ceri, the best way to prevent yourself from saying things you don't want to say (aka "spilling your spaghetti"), is to stuff your mouth full of spaghetti (the food)! You're too compassionate to try speaking with your mouth full! It's the perfect plan!

So just remember that if you're about to say something you don't want to say, shove some food in your mouth and you won't say anything!
No. 925506 ID: 395c02

video version: Picnic.mp4
youtube (stuck at 480p): https://youtu.be/FzHp_ONyObw
Z,X,SPACE: Talk to NPC
Hold SPACE to fast forward
P or ESCAPE to pause the text
M to mute music
Arrow keys to move
No. 925507 ID: 395c02
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A picnic. A fun, fun picnic.

But you cannot continue your story yet. There is a choice yet to be made.

A duduk and a hand. Did one meet the other? Or were all secrets laid bare?

Which PATH does your heart lead you down?

-A: Ceri prevented Siphon from spilling the beans
-B: Ceri allowed Siphon to continue talking. And talking. and talking.
No. 925509 ID: 61b5e1

Beans~ 🐾
No. 925510 ID: 465a14

B, both primary and secondary if applicable.
No. 925511 ID: 080aaf

A. Hoard the knowledge!
No. 925513 ID: 1ed92d

Primary: B

Secondary: There is no secondary, only B
No. 925514 ID: 8d23f0

No. 925516 ID: 094652

Beans, beans, beans, tiddly, beans, beans, beans
A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to eat was nothing but cups of pea,
along came a girl by the name of Vaylute Shox, and she invented a wonderful dish and she made it out of stalks!
She must have been a wizard or a duchess or a queen,
and to her praises, we shall always sing,
look what she done for us, she's filled us up with glee,
[] bless Vaylute Shox, the girl who invented beans, beans, beans, tiddly, beans, beans, beans.
The Dancin' 'Bold, the Huggin' Neu, the Dragoon's Hole as well,
one thing you can be sure of, it's Shoxxie's beans they sell,
So all ye lords and ladies, at a hundred-o-clock ye stop,
for ten short seconds, remember Vaylute Shox.
One, two, three, ten...
She must have been a wizard or a duchess or a queen,
and to her praises, we shall always sing,
look what she done for us, she's filled us up with glee,
[] bless Vaylute Shox, the girl who invented beans, beans, beans, tiddly, beans, beans, beans.
A barrel of oil, a sack of seeds, you boil it in a wok,
The kind of combination, to drive the room amok,
Thirteen ounce a day will keep away the yips,
It's only thirty-two credits, and two thousand in tips.
One, two, three, ten...
She must have been a wizard or a duchess or a queen,
and to her praises, we shall always sing,
look what she done for us, she's filled us up with glee,
[] bless Vaylute Shox, the girl who invented beans, beans, beans, tiddly, beans, beans, beans, tiddly, beans, beans, beans.
[] bless Vaylute Shox!
(I cannibalized The Charlie Mops song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzYof5GjhQ8)
No. 925517 ID: eeb7d9

B, best friends should trust each other with not fucking things up.
No. 925518 ID: 6f764d

B. Find Sky. Remember something that didn't happen. Travel in search of something that you are sure existed but don't know any more. Rip apart their machinations.
No. 925524 ID: d5f094


A path of beans spilt, on this day I walk.
No lies told, despite the parent's shock.

Lore deep and detailed, explored most thoroughly.
And bond strengthened, with Siphon most assuredly.

Now shall you commence, with dread in your heart.
This meal of doom, you cannot escape your part.
No. 925527 ID: 8b182d

B is the only path.

In fact, let us destroy path A. It should not even be considered an option at this point.
No. 925538 ID: 2202fb


So there are several things to unpack, but thats fine since i took notes.

First: Dad seemed to find the fluff oddly sexual, and that continued as he shamelessly suggested Ciri improve, which is definitely something for Ciri to mull over.

Next: Tf are the bushes? They slipped that they are kobolds, but what tf are they doing here (and inside bushes)? Speaking of party crashers, why is the dragon guy and the tea girl here? Tea girl seemed like a decent addition to the hoard. It also just occurred to me that we dont definitively know armor dude's gender since they are covered in armor.

Thirdly: You guys have computers but you dont have planes? If you can get Dad on a leash (Consult his handler. Mom may even be able to surrender his guns to Eez to keep in the ship's armory) for everyone's safety, maybe he, with the help of the Eez, could make an aeroplane. You also need to learn about nukes (for safety and appreciating the gravity of what they mean) since you apparently have some at the bottom of your lake.

Lastly: Mom should probably get in on the whole thing. Even if you arent into actually doing stuff with her, she seems to want in, plus it would be nice to have someone you can talk freely with. Just make a point to not be around when she is busy.

Before the picnic ends, lets see if we can give the parents a tour of the ship. I mean, they know about it, and them thinking it is fake is probably a bad idea in the long-run.
No. 925539 ID: 79eaac

B, because the longer one goes without telling the truth, the worse the repercussions become.
No. 925541 ID: 575ec0


But not just any B.

No. 925542 ID: b1b4f3

Oooooh, where did you get THAT from?
No. 925543 ID: 06fdc0

yes, b

slinko... what's going on?
No. 925549 ID: 2202fb

Went back and looked at this. This is very very important and it kinda shows that Syphon isnt actually (fully) omniscient, just altered somewhat. And even more importantly, that Ceri is also starting to be altered either by exposure or by something behind the curtain.

Now good god, we need a wiki to keep all of this shit straight and idek who would have enough knowledge to actually create one. I know I dont.
No. 925551 ID: 2202fb


hey, just to clear the air, is this choice a hidden switch for the tone of this quest going forward? It seems like it could be; with the choices of A, normal (how it has been), B, darker, or B+ grimdark. This choice will most likely drastically change how Ceri views the characters and things in general. I mean, she is kind of naive, and that lore dump was pretty dark, and the last bit even darker.

If this is the case, while it wont change my choice of all ahead full, it may change other people's choices.
No. 925558 ID: b1b4f3

You mean like... THIS ONE?
No. 925563 ID: 2202fb

No, not like that one.
No. 925568 ID: 2202fb

Sorry, i meant all of the lore of the various races shared by several quests and quest authors. It is rather confusing.
No. 925569 ID: afdebc

The wiki's for that too. Anyone wants to document quest lore, that's where it goes. For quest races specifically:

No. 925573 ID: 91ee5f

>Which PATH does your heart lead you down?

Because she only spilled the beans about her backstory. She never spilled any beans about what you didn’t want your parents to know about, Ceri. She’s being such a good friend!

Also, I’m pretty sure that’s Penny that kept showing up in all those bushes.

.....what do you mean “who is Penny?” You know who she is! She’s the tiny psychic Kabold you met at the gym and told you about “tail day” ( >>/questarch/895787 )!

Anyways, enough about that, let’s eat!
No. 925574 ID: 2202fb

Nifty, but there are quite a few relevant races missing.
No. 925575 ID: e7270e

B, let the space out~
No. 925579 ID: 4ef273

A. They do know about the shirts, though!
No. 925591 ID: 745eba

I'm honestly not sure whether that all was even real or not but B
No. 925601 ID: 83bf07

Is.. is Siphon okay?

B.. Reluctantly.
No. 925603 ID: bcc41d

A Because Ceridwen gets to learn valuable lessons about her parents!

Like how mom likes big boats and dadghetti can't lie.
No. 925604 ID: ab1fe9

A. I'm certain Ceri wants to and should know all about Siphon's story, but this picnic is not the time. Especially not before eating! The spaghetti will get cold and/or everyone will starve!!

Also I think Slinko already expressed that this quest's story has become more complicated than it was planned to be and I think we should pick the option that makes it more likely/more fun to run smoothly.
No. 925606 ID: 4854ef

Well it'd be rude to interrupt
No. 925607 ID: c8452a


It wasn't even innuendo. Outissa literally said she'd eat both Ceri and her mom out and only the latter had any idea. Too many points in spaghetti, not enough points in perception. But hey, that translator will eventually be finished, so I suppose there's hope. Someday.
No. 925614 ID: 2202fb

mom was pretty interested in the peoplehoard. Regardless of this choice, i wouldnt be surprised if mom tries to get involved with things here without ceri knowing.
No. 925617 ID: 7dc36a

A, for this:
No. 925628 ID: 395c02
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No. 925643 ID: 1ed92d

Awwww. Poor thing. You don't remember anything like that, but we do. You should probably try to remember what happened at the mall when you decided to absorb that odd barrier and then experienced missing time.
No. 925646 ID: b970b2

B Beans are meant to be spilled eventually, otherwise you get some kind of bean overload or something. ZJJ5Ball8Q if that's even a sub-option. What happened, happened. Or did it?
No. 925652 ID: a9af05


Only you didn't allow it, you were just too slow in getting your hand over Siphon's mouth!

So, Ceri, this means that you need to improve your reflexes. And the best way to do that is to play more video games!

But you can get to that later, right now it's time to eat some spaghetti! And possibly some ice cream if your parents brought any with them to share with everyone!

She's probably interested in that "bird juice" Ceri mentioned earlier.
No. 925655 ID: adb0d6

No. 925668 ID: 2202fb

I highly doubt it is limited to bird juice.
No. 925677 ID: 7dc36a

Doesn't change my answer cause it obs not canon (yet), but...

You could develop the urge to look into TIME MAGIC. If direct physical time travel is too much (understandable for too many reasons), you could limit yourself to just sending information to yourself across your timeline(s).
No. 925708 ID: b1b4f3

No. 925725 ID: 7fafab

It's not incest if it's gay OwO
No. 925744 ID: 4e9aae

Vote B

Because "The more you know" memes, "knowledge is powah", and all that.

Also, as Harry Dresden could attest, withholding mission-critical information often has unforseen consequences. Usually bad ones. And the second problem is that the holder of knowledge, unless especially sagacious, doesn't know which piece of info can gain "mission-critical" status at what point.
(Did I just combine two pop-cultural references?...)

So yeah. Let's broaden the horizons a bit.

Though option A also revealed some pretty neat character- and world-building, so I'm actually torn about this choice. Then again, Ceri has a lifetime of opportunities to learn about her parents' secrets at some later point, so I think it's no great loss in the grander scheme of things.

The dialogue beyond the password-protected section was pretty... quantum-solipsistic, if I may say so. Got me thinking.
No. 925752 ID: f07f0b

So what if... we go with B+ but Siphon summarizes A for Ceri in front of the parents to see if she remembers it. If this happens, I suggest that while she wont remember it, she will feel like remembering it is on the tip of her tongue; like she remembers remembering it.
No. 925753 ID: f07f0b

or the same info could just come out during the picnic. I mean, Siphon cant stay depressed the whole time.
No. 925760 ID: befa5f

Weaponize bean spillage A
No. 926066 ID: d305fe

B of course!
I also talked 10 times to every bush, but only half of them did answer...

When asked for a password, I did the best of my guessing skills! But "password", "spaghetti" and "123456" didn't work, so I was at a loss...
Thanks for >>925628 ! ^^

No. 926098 ID: 92681e

B,in its depressing and altering entirety. The full truth, un-censured by powers beyond comprehension.
No. 926255 ID: 395c02
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As your parents get things set up, you find yourself looking to Siphon. You don't say anything, but maybe you don't have to.

"Go on," she says, smiling her usual smile. "Your life doesn't need to be more complicated right now, does it? We can talk about Sky some other time."


The hint of sadness in her eyes fades as her face takes on her usual mischievous look. "Right now, we have to 'eat outwardly with your mom'~"

"Yeah I-- you were listening in on that!?"


"no no stop you're right dumb question dumb question let's just okay yeah"


What happened still sticks in the back of your mind, but Siphon's right. Not here. Not now.

Maybe you'll mention it to Euia when he returns. If time magic was somehow involved, he'd be the one to know about it.


No. 926256 ID: 395c02
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Your thoughts are interrupted by your mother's cheerful voice. "Come on, everyone! Picnic time~!"

All things considered, that went fairly well. You now know a lot more about Siphon and the other Aliens. Better yet, you learned it without causing a major catastrophe. Your parents seem to think of it as nothing more than roleplay.

Imagine their faces when they learn the truth.
No. 926257 ID: 395c02
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As you watch your hoard gather, you try to distract yourself with other thoughts.

>Dad seemed to find the fluff oddly sexual
You were hoping for better thoughts. Look, Dad just really likes petting things. It might be hard to believe, but people blush for reasons other than Tilde!

>[what] are the bushes?
You're like, 98% sure the bush kabold was Penny. Hiding or not, that constant stream of PSYCHIC MAGIC is a dead giveaway.

>Mom should probably get in on the whole thing.

>You guys have computers but you dont have planes?

>Before the picnic ends, lets see if we can give the parents a tour of the ship.
That would very much get in the way of them assuming everyone was just roleplaying.

You relax a little with that thought. Maybe you don't have to worry too much about what is and isn't said now.

...Unless they start talking about the lewd stuff. For Dad's sake, you can't let that happen!

Speaking of which yep your mighty chest broke free of the overshirt's constraints again.
No. 926258 ID: 395c02
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You're starting to feel silly adjusting it all the time. Maybe you should let GB and CD get the attention they're clearly demanding? Or maybe Kharadra has tips on...

...Hmm? The Dragon Fan and the totally-not-topless Itkiaki are glancing over here. You see no sign of the kabold, but... should you invite them too? You don't know them super well yet, but this could give you a chance to befriend them and eventually extract more info about the DRAGON FAN CLUB and THE NATURALS.

Invite them to join you?
X: No.
Y: Yes.

You also think about topics of conversation to start with. You remind yourself that you have a PRIMARY and SECONDARY vote for some reason.

-A: Talk about you and Daatra being sisters now. Let's focus on something exciting!
-B: Have everyone share something about themselves. Let's learn even more backstory stuff!
-C: Ask Mom about boats. Why is this an option? Why would you do that??
-D: Get everyone's opinion on dragons. Just so we're on the same page here.
-E: Remain quiet and let the others talk about whatever.
No. 926259 ID: 465a14

Primary XA, secondary XB.
No. 926260 ID: ad51b8


...so how long until Ceri's folks start being up the baby stories?
No. 926261 ID: 1ed92d


Primary C

No. 926262 ID: bcc41d

YB, with secondary YE.
No. 926263 ID: 8d23f0

Y. primary E, secondary C.
lets find out what other people want to talk about for once :D
No. 926264 ID: befa5f

X, A, B; tell some excitement again!
No. 926268 ID: f5d2df

X, E
No. 926270 ID: d72da2

YB, seconds on YE
No. 926271 ID: f5c3b8

Become a bush eavesdropper for fun X, E
No. 926273 ID: 7dc36a

B with D as an excuse.
No. 926275 ID: 080aaf

X, E/b. If your dad has to deny the presence of dragons one more time, he's going to turn into one out of sheer fluster. Penny's going to invite herself anyway. And what would Kharadra think if you invited another shopkeeper you hardly knew to a family function before her?
I'm curious to hear what most of them would bring up themselves in conversation. Like taxes! Or science. Let them do the talking.
No. 926278 ID: 115a35


B primary, E secondary.
No. 926279 ID: 06fdc0

look at the puppy-dog eyes


primary A

secondary D

joke option C :3
No. 926280 ID: 094652

No. 926281 ID: ecd116

Y and D.

having more info about things and knowledge shared is always useful.
No. 926282 ID: 758ff3

Let's see what they do. X,E,A
No. 926283 ID: 7b7db2

No. 926289 ID: 91ee5f

>Speaking of which yep your mighty chest broke free of the overshirt's constraints again.
Just ignore that for now. You should be fine as long as your undershirt is covering your boobs.

>...Hmm? The Dragon Fan and the totally-not-topless Itkiaki are glancing over here.
>Invite them to join you?
Y: Yes.

And learn their names already!

>You also think about topics of conversation to start with.
Primary E: Remain quiet and let the others talk about whatever.

Secondary B: Have everyone share something about themselves.

No. 926296 ID: 2202fb

Y (tho idk about the dragon guy cuz they are kinda creepy)


Secondary B
No. 926304 ID: e7848c

Aren't you the type of dragon that welcomes all? Besides, pretty sure if you don't get that Dragon fan something to drink he's going to pass out. Coffee bird can fix that real quick!
Y, A
Y, B
No. 926305 ID: d8f1e9

See what they do? X, E, A as secondary
No. 926317 ID: 80d19e

Y,A,B Let's share some good news for a change. Plus let's let everyone else have a turn to talk, make them seem more normal without you trying to corral them.
No. 926319 ID: c8452a

Y and maybe give a quick primer on the kobold's ability and how she can't control it but it's mostly positive. If you find her.
Primary A
Secondary C
No. 926325 ID: eeb7d9


No. 926330 ID: 4854ef

Primary C
Secondary B
No. 926339 ID: 72d7d1

B, with A as our turn
No. 926351 ID: e85a08

No. 926355 ID: a9af05

Y: Yes.

There's no reason to not invite them.

>Conversation topics?
Primary E

It will be interesting to see what everyone will say.

Secondary B

Let's learn more about everyone!
No. 926361 ID: 417401

Y - Primary E, Secondary A

The more the merrier!
Also some extra non-alien/non-slept-with folks in the mix might keep the conversation on (comparatively) safer subjects.
No. 926467 ID: caf1de

y welcome aboard

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