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914273 No. 914273 ID: ca1cab

Bored. Bored. Bored. Gods Across how can anything be this dull? Had I known I'd be doing so much nothing, I'd never have agreed to this.

And now you're here. The voices Veni kept yammering on about? The ones that told him to plow that Tsang princess?


He told me if I touched his blue rock I'd feel you in the back of my skull one day. I chalked it up to all the Vrot he drank that night. And yet here you are. What are you doing here? How's Veni?

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No. 915990 ID: ba8425
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915990

Oh I understand. Don't want him getting frustrated and leaving too soon. Alright, I'll throw a few games. He doesn't know the rules still so I doubt he'll notice.

:Kellach:"Ye ready tae lose?"

:Iagn:"I can see your cards, hold them closer."

:Kellach:"Oh damn, right...Hey!"

:Iagn:"Oh quit whining, you're still mad for losing all your wages last time. And the time before that, and before that."

:Kellach:"Tha's cause I was learnin' yer play. I know now, an' I gonna kick yer tail!"

:Iagn:"Believe me. I don't care. Take a new hand if you think that will help."

Not even sure I need to cheat...
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No. 915991 ID: 67c1ed
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915991

:Kellach:"O-one more hand! Juss-juss one more, I know I can make up fer this."

:Iagn:"You have no clothes left, you drank most the liquor, even my stock I had lying around. That's your last hand!"

:Kellach:"N-no, thass not faerrr! Ye still got yer luncluth."

And a good thing to, because I am so aroused right now.

:Kellach:"Dammit all I can-I can do this. Jus lemme get 'nuther card!"

:Iagn:"I already let you do it twice."

:Kellach:"One mor' please!"
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No. 916010 ID: f97dea

Never! Finish Him!
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No. 916012 ID: c7f906

Welll.... that depends, what do you have to wager that I want?
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No. 916115 ID: 4854ef

Yes, see what he's willing to offer up for another card, you've got the upper hand and he knows it.
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No. 916118 ID: 094652

... I see you couldn't keep your pants on.

Show no mercy! A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal! (I'd say lapine but I don't know the appropriate analogy.) Finish the game and do NOT let him play his final hand!
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No. 916131 ID: 2a7b0b

"You want another game? Blow me. Literally"
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No. 916261 ID: d99d5a
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916261

:iagn:"Welllll.... that depends, what do you have to wager that I want?"

:Kellach:"Whu-what'ye want?"

:iagn:"What do you have?"

:Kellach:"What'ye want?"

:iagn:"Are you really going to be this coy?"

:Kellach:"You want me cards?"

:iagn:I...honestly can't tell if you're pretending or if you're really this innocent."

:Kellach:"Are ye tryin' tae peak at me cards?"

...this is getting nowhere.
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No. 916286 ID: daa216

Flip your loincloth aside to give her an idea of what you mean.
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No. 916306 ID: 4854ef

He's both drunk, and If I remember right their types don't do subtle. Be more forward.
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No. 916310 ID: c7f906

I'm looking at what'me want, sunshine. I still have one piece of clothing left, >>916286 so what can you wager?

If he made you spell it out, make him spell it out too.
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No. 916352 ID: 7fe11f

"I mean if you want another game, I have to stick my dong in your bum."
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No. 916368 ID: c7f906

Or you could just say "do you bet your ass?"
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No. 916468 ID: a32fb9

>>916368
Bet each other's ass. Whoever wins, you do.
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No. 916474 ID: 465a14

>>916261
Dude, I told you. You have to be blunt with their culture. Just say "suck my cock".
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No. 916527 ID: de5371
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916527

:iagn:"Alright, I'll break this down into Daoine words: I like the shape of your ass. Bet that if you want another hand."

:Kellach:"How do I do that? Whassappen if I lose?"

:iagn:"Then your ass is mine."

:Kellach:"Wha?"
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No. 916528 ID: 67c1ed
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916528

:iagn:"Look down."

:Kellach:"Whu-oh. Oh? Oooooh..."

I think he has the message now.


:Kellach:"Oh no thas nae right. I cannae do that. I think the uh-the uh- Holy textsh say sumthin bout this."

:iagn:"Well lucky you then I don't follow the Holy Way."

:Kellach:"Whuzzat mean. Yer a demon? Doesh...doesh that mean-nae I cannae do that"

It's adorable the way he drunk talks, I have no idea what he's talking about.

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No. 916561 ID: c7f906

What do the Holy Texts say about gambling and drunkenness?
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No. 916699 ID: c3c31e

"It means Holy Way rules don't apply. Are you in or out?"
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No. 916700 ID: afdebc

Hey, if you're so sure you can win your next hand, it doesn't matter what you bet, right?
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No. 916916 ID: c150c6
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916916

:iagn:"What do your texts say about drunkeness and gambling?"

:kellach:"Um...th-they only mention imbibing the spirits of exaltation and playin' games o chance with the devils..."

:iagn:"I'm sure. It sounds like your texts are rather vague and only apply if you're a follower. Lucky for you, I'm not."

:kellach:"Th-that's true I s'ppose...but still-"

:iagn:"Why does it matter so much? You said you only need one more hand to win, and I want to see what you got up your sleeve"

:kellach:"I'm nae wearin' sleeves no more."

:iagn:"Figure of speech. Are you going to play, or let me walk away with all your money? Again?"

:kellach:"Oh you smug-FINE! I'm in, an' I be takin' back all wot owed me!"

:iagn:"That's the spirit, that's the spirit."
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No. 916917 ID: c150c6
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916917

:kellach:"Aaaaand ha! Rising City! Best hand!"

:iagn:"That? That's what you were hiding? I'm disappointed Kells. I thought you understood the rules already. Those are rival families. Any hand made with rival families becomes a False Hand. Basically a pair."

:kellach:"What? What?! WHAT?!"
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No. 916918 ID: c150c6
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916918

:iagn:"I have a Zigguraut. I win. Pay up~"

:kellach:"NO! No, one more game, on more!"

:iagn:"Don't try and squirm away now Kells. You bet your ass, and now it's time to collect."

:kellach:"That's a fat load o' shite! I demand a retry!"
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No. 916929 ID: c7f906

Okay be honest, is False Hand a real thing?

Offer him double or nothing. He wins, he can weasel his svelte fuzzy tail out of your bet. You win, you get his last night here- the whole night- for yourself. How's he like the sound of that?
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No. 916946 ID: 12317d

Seconding the double down. Those daoine are small but they are strong. Forcing yourself on him isn't going to accomplish anything.
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No. 916948 ID: 094652

He has a really long straight, you have a full house. How badly did you need to cheat?

Also, don't let him retry. He's shouting and if he continues to shout, he'll attract the guards and then you're screwed.
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No. 917005 ID: e3e99e

>>916929
Sure, that.
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No. 917414 ID: 784e30
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917414

What? Of course False Hand's a real thing. You got three colors, and four families - Rok, Ota, Kiv, and Qud. Rok is rival to Kiv, Ota is rivals with Qud, you don't put them in the same hand. Do that and everything is nullified and you're left with whatever royal cards are left. That's the ransom rule. He had an Ota and Qud Triach. A pair.

Oh, and I made up the Zigguraut. You need a Foundation Hand for a Zigguraut. I didn't need to cheat in that though, even with why First and Second Lines, I outweighed his lines with a 3 and-4 - a Wedged Charge.

Yeah I don't think we should keep playing. He's dug himself plenty deep. But that's a good idea. Trick him into backing out with a doubled bet that is so outrageous even he wouldn't accept.


:iagn:"Alright Kells. One more hand. But if you lose, you're mine. I don't mean I get your ass, I mean I get it tonight, tomorrow, the day after, and every day after. I'll own you."

:kellach:"W-wait. Ye're talkin-"

:iagn:"Slave? I haven't thought that far. There are some other ways I can own you though. Win, and you walk away free, no obligations."


I think with such stacked odds against him, he'll-

:kellach:"I accept"
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No. 917415 ID: 03cffe
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917415

:iagn:"wat"

:kellach:"Ye heard. I accept. One last game. Deal me in ya bastard!"

:iagn:"B-but wait. Didn't you hear what I said? I will own you-"

:kellach:"I dun care! I can beat ye this time I know it!"

I think this bunny boy has a problem.

:iagn:"I think you have a problem."

:kellach:"Don't sivy out on meh now! Deal tha deck!"
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No. 917435 ID: 094652

He is going to cheat or use bunny luck
Take a deep breath and think of this as one big meta-game where cheating is just a set of extra rules and being caught counts as losing the match
Or you will be @#$%ed hard

And remember, you have us at your disposal. Ask for advice the moment your 'wut gland' starts twitching.
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No. 917456 ID: c7f906

Damn, now it's YOU who can't pussy out. I must admit that plan backfired spectacularly. Whelp, time to win yourself a Bunny BF.
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No. 917526 ID: e3e99e

>>917415
Well, looks like you have a chance to get a cute bunnyboy husband.
Go for it.
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No. 917567 ID: b62108

This is getting uncomfortable. Let him win, but try tocseduce him on the way out.
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No. 917906 ID: d99d5a
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917906

No, no you're right, I can't back down now. If this boy wants a fight, he'll get one!

:iagn:"Tie?!"

:Kellachh:"Again!"
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No. 917907 ID: d99d5a
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917907

Tie again? But-oh I see what he's doing. Trying to catch me cheating by cheating himself. There is no way he can pull of such a similar hand twice. He's goading me into accusing him of cheating so he can do the same to me. Clever. Very Rezan way of thinking...

Or maybe he got lucky. Fuck I have no idea.


:kellach:"Oi! Deal again. I'mma pummel ye good this time."

Shit is he bluffing? Is he counting cards, hiding extras? For once I have no idea what's happening and I don't like it. If you got magic cheating powers I could sure use them right now!
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No. 917933 ID: ae8ec4

>>917907
Keeeep cheating. It's fiiiiine. This bunny boy is too blunt for any fancy tricks. You'll be feeding him your carrot in no time.
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No. 917936 ID: c7f906

iunno man, we might get in trouble. We can try, but we may be on thin ice with this sort of thing. Here goes...

[scan kellach; scan cards; scan kellach luck]
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No. 918353 ID: ba8425
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918353

Cards: Revealed
Luck: Completely tapped


Woah what's wrong with my eyes? Are those his cards? That's his best? I think I can beat that

:Kellach:"This it ye grampet! Me ultimate hand! Clan march!"
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No. 918354 ID: ba8425
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918354

:iagn:"That's not what it's called I told you."

:Kellach:"Well thas the name I give it feck off!"

:iagn:"You're thinking of Family War. You don't have that. I do. I win. Again."
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No. 918355 ID: ba8425
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918355

:Kellach:"Wh-whu? I-you. B-but hand and clan-that. How?"

:iagn:"Don't feel too bad. I've been playing this game since before you were born."
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No. 918356 ID: de5371
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918356

:iagn:"Now, about my payment..."

:Kellach:"P-p-payment? W-wait I want another try!"

:iagn:"...are we really doing this again?"
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No. 918360 ID: daa216

Push him down to his knees. He has to pay up.
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No. 918394 ID: e3e99e

>>918356
Give him a nice, long lick up the inside of his ear.
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No. 918403 ID: 465a14

Grab his ears and start playing with them. Gently tug him to his knees.
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No. 918404 ID: ae8ec4

>>918356
give him a big ol' smack on the bum
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No. 918405 ID: c7f906

yeah he has a gambling problem & you should tell him you're concerned
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No. 918406 ID: 094652

Here's a scary thought:
Ask if he's willing to bet his gender.
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No. 918428 ID: 542cdf

Be gentle

At least at first
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No. 918661 ID: 04c897
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918661

Oh I know a thing or two about long ears. Sensitive things. Wait...are you implying you can change him into a girl? Oh I certainly like a good bit of bullying but that's just mean~

:iagn2:"You have a problem Kelly-boy. Or should I call you girl?"

:kellach:"Wut ye mean by":kellhegao:"Ah!"

:iagn2:"Hws abt ynm sht mp an gt nn th tble"

:kellhegao:"N-no. wun mer. Wunmer hand, p-please!"

Even now he still wants to play! Oh I think he needs punishing don't you?

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No. 918672 ID: e3e99e

>>918661
"Mmm... Really, Kellach? Tell me, what do you even have left to bet?
I might consider it, IF what you can offer is worth as much as what I've already won.
If not? Well, just relax. I can promise that you're going to enjoy this."
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No. 918684 ID: cdf9f7

>>918661
Better idea: let's play a new game called hide-the-sausage
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No. 918686 ID: c1212a

Assume the Gemini or Dejavu position- or something similarly vertical and face-to-face- and keep playing. You'll prolly end up ruining the cards but whatevs it'll be werf.
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No. 918694 ID: 1a6f80

>>918661
unless he is willing to bet being change into a girl and bearing our children
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No. 918737 ID: 542cdf

>>918694
Thaaat's probably escalating things a bit too quickly

And also I don't think that's possible
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No. 918825 ID: 1a6f80

>>918737
he bet himself and we win he's ours now and am sure some sort of gender bending magic we can use you can do anything with magic
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No. 918877 ID: 6edf7c

>>918825
Yeah but what would his sister think?
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No. 918879 ID: 1a6f80

>>918877
point made
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No. 918940 ID: ae8ec4

>>918684
I choked on my milk. Damn anon. Supporting this
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No. 919083 ID: c150c6
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919083

I like that too!
:iagn2: "You want to play? Alright! New game, I call it 'Hide the Sausage'."

:kell2:"Th-thas nae wot I mean!"

:iagn2: "Don't be so scared Kells."

:kell2:"I not!"

:iagn2: "Of course you aren't. None of it matters either. If I learned anything from Miv and Tiv, is how to please anyone. Just lie back and think of-I dunno, your sister."

:kell2:"...wot?!"
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No. 919084 ID: c150c6
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919084

:kell2:"Waiiit-no-ah! Ah!:kellhegao:Ooooooh~ Oh glory~! Wot-wot ye-doin tae me~"

:iagn2:"Hush now bunny boy."
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No. 919088 ID: e3e99e

>>919084
Clearly, you need to kiss him.
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No. 919489 ID: ca1cab
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919489

Oh no, I can't just kiss at any time. It needs to be a special thing. A finishing touch given at-just. The. Right. MOMENT!
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No. 919490 ID: ca1cab
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919490

Well...I must say, all that talk about daoine in bed was wrong. It wasn't good.
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No. 919491 ID: ca1cab
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919491

It was even better. Granted it wasn't with a doe, but that just means one less hole.

:kell2:"...uurghmm..."

Speaking of, I think I wore the poor boy out.
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No. 919509 ID: 094652

For a second I thought that giant tube of bunny was actually your Schwanzstucker.

Quick while he's distracted by the afterglow go out to town!
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No. 919522 ID: bdb73c

Well since you own him now what do you want out of him? Buttslut? Boyfriend?

Wake Kells and remind him how he fucked up literally and figuratively
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No. 919557 ID: e3e99e

>>919491
Round two.
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No. 919559 ID: c1212a

Snuggle that soft downy rabbit fur, 'cuz it's allll yours.
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No. 919725 ID: 67c1ed
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919725

Oh yes, he's mine now. I could go for another row, but I don't want to break him before I even get home.

:iagn2:"Hey, hey Kells. Kell-boy. Wake up. Wakey~"

:kell2:"Whur? Whuzzu? Whass goin-oh. Oh. Oh hell, that was nae evil dreamin o' mine wozzit?"

:iagn2:"Well I wouldn't call what we did evil, you certainly weren't calling it that."

:kell2:"Oh Holy Above All, I cannae believe I did tha. Ma did say I had a sinnin' streak but I never 'spect it do me tae this."

:iagn2:"You makes it sound like what we did was a bad thing."

:kell2:"It was. Holy help me it was."

Ah. Regret. It's common enough. Tiv acted much the same as you the first time. I think he'll be a bit more aggressive if I go for a second bout right now.

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No. 919769 ID: ae8ec4

>>919725
Tease him. TEASE HIM.
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No. 919770 ID: c1212a

Tell him you're gonna be honest, you thought he was going to back out on the double-or-nothing offer. But then he was really down on it and then YOU couldn't have backed out on the double-or nothing offer. He really has a thing for gambling huh.
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No. 919771 ID: bb3549

>>919725
Find out what specifically he is so unhappy about. Then put him in your lap and explain why that's stupid.
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No. 919872 ID: 094652

>Ma did say I had a sinnin' streak
Tell him he got it from his ma; he should see his sister.
His OTHER sister.
Hot damn those two can drink.
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No. 919910 ID: 542cdf

Yes, reckless gambling is very bad and you should be ashamed of that.
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No. 920152 ID: ca1cab
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920152

Wait, there's a second sister?! When did that happen? Is she cute? Actually wait hold that thought.

:Iagn2:"I wasn't expecting you to take that 'play for keeps' bet. I deliberately made it something so bad I thought you'd turn it down. But you proved me wrong. Still, you do have a problem. You should work on that."

:kell2:"I know. I know....the drink an' the gaming dun turned me down a dark path and Holy punishes me for it."

:Iagn2:"Well I wouldn't call it a punishment. I got you in the deal."

:kell2:"Howzat good fer me? Wot gun' happen tae me? I'm tae be yer slave? I know wot ye do tae them clanfolk we help ye round up."

:Iagn2:"Oh? What do we do with them?"

:kell2:"Old O'Cuga sez ye et em. But ma said that ye sacrifice em tae heathen gods."

:Iagn2:"Is that what people say about us? Well no, we don't eat you, unless you really misbehave. Then I might take a nip off you. And if I remember my history lessons, the last slave sacrifice was in the War of the Four Clans era, and that was thousands of years ago."

:kell2:"W-well, wot then eh? Wot happens tae me?"

:Iagn2:"I told you, I haven't thought that far. Does it matter that much?"

:kell2:"It does."
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No. 920162 ID: 465a14

Eh... easy come, easy go. Don't make it hard for him to earn his freedom back, but don't just let him go either. Probably best not to plow him too much until he's comfortable with it, either so... I guess he can be a gopher for now and handle all the boring trivial tasks on your behalf.
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No. 920166 ID: d1b783

>>920152
Easy. He's your boytoy, or concubine, or just boyfriend. Whichever word makes him feel better.
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No. 920170 ID: c1212a

>>920166
We've got lots of positions open!
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No. 920409 ID: ca1cab
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920409

I had something better in mind...

:iagn2:"Kell you poor naive child, I don't want you to shine my sword or polish my spear, that wouldn't be fair. Yes I conquered you, but not in the conventional way. So I plan to own you in an unconventional way."

:kell2:"So wot do ye mean?"

:iagn2:"Marriage."

:kell2:"...wot"

:iagn2:"I'm already betrothed to the Gamin twins, but that doesn't mean I can't take a third spouse. You'd have all the benefits of being owned by a Rezan noble without all that slavery attached. And Miv is kind of like an elf. By being married to me, you are also married to her. You'd have that elf in your life you always wanted. I can tell by you're silence that you are interested."


:iagn2:"Kells?"
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No. 920410 ID: 094652

Do you know why all these slave races hate your guts no matter how well you pamper them? It's because you chain them to your feet by their necks, and then they see you jumping off cliffs.

In one paragraph, you managed to prove that you spit on all their traditions, obsessively confiscate any remaining freedom you have left, and are socially insane. And you then expect him to swoon in your arms at the thought of torturing his entire family with blatant heresy.

Giving your gf a pony doesn't get the appreciation you think it does when you swing that pony into the nearest divine idol you see.

>What do
Show some respect for his culture. Ask him what his people do on regular dates.
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No. 920413 ID: 10c408

>>920410
...Yeah, I agree with all of this. You showed that at the end of the day you are willing to utterly trample over the date and marriage customs of other races to have what you want.

He's going to flip out at you now, have fun with that.
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No. 920418 ID: c1212a

I want you to know that every time you think that you've had a good idea, you were wrong.
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No. 920420 ID: 174970

>>920409
Dodge incoming punch and prepare to restrain the angry bunny boi. You got a lot of explaining to do.
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No. 920503 ID: e3e99e

>>920409
"You know, your sister got the same thing? She didn't gamble for it or anything. Hell, she didn't even get an offer!
She just outright ASKED to be a second wife."
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No. 920598 ID: c150c6
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920598

What? I really like Kells. If anything I was unusually generous with him. How is that trampling on marriage customs? Isn't it the same for everyone? Or is this one of those things Veni kept telling me to pay attention to during lessons and I didn't?

:kell2:"Oh aye, I be interested, in breakin' yer teeth!"

Oh I guess it is!

:iagn2:"Easy bunny boy, don't want to hurt yourself."

:kell2:"Only one hurtin' is-hey!"
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No. 920599 ID: c150c6
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920599

:kell2:"Geroff me!"

:iagn2:"Not until you calm down Kells. This is the wrong way to start a relationship."

:kell2:"Relation-wot?!"

Okay I admit, this isn't the reaction I was hoping for. Yes I can admit I was wrong, and I'd like to fix it. You seem to be more experienced in talking with lesser races. You tell me what to say, and I'll just tell him and maybe have sex again depending on the mood.
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No. 920670 ID: d70be3

>>920599
Okay first of all, don't refer to them as lesser races. Second you should act dumb, so act like you normally do and ask him how his people handle relationships. Act like you are super surprised to hear it isn't like your people's
romantic traditions and maybe he'll calm down.

And no surprise buttsex!
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No. 920721 ID: e3e99e

>>920599
"Ok, so, I have clearly misread the situation.
I was following your sister's example for how your courtships go, she apparently tried all sorts of things to trick Veni and his fiancee into claiming her, and was apparently rather angry that she had to ask them to take her as their wife.

I was quite sure that was how your people did it. Honestly, Kells, you know you're a terrible gambler, and you decided to bet yourself when you were already losing - and just to see me naked, no less! Are you sure you weren't propositioning me?
Then, when you lost again and wanted to double down I offered you a bet you could have turned down without shame - basically letting you pick between us having a fun fling or a permanent relationship, and you didn't even hesitate before offering yourself to me!

Look at it from where I am. You've been around Rezans enough to know how our relationships work, but all I know of you is what I've seen from you and your sister.
What should I have thought when you offered me your body for a chance to see me naked?
Or when you offered to make it permanent? How was that not a marriage proposal?"
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No. 920851 ID: bb31cc

>>920721
I don't think Kells would know about his sister yet. He might get suspicious if iagn somehow knows already and he might start asking other questions.

Stick with the rest though.
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No. 921594 ID: 5ff73a
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:iagn2:"Alright alright, sit down, I have clearly misread the situation. I honestly thought that was what you wanted."

:kell2:"An how the hell ye do that?"

:iagn2:"Everything! My people are always indirect when proposing. Hells Miv threatened to stick a knife in my ribs, and that was her way to getting me close to her. Or was that Tiv?"

:kell2:"Yer people are odd."

:iagn2:"And you aren't? I was quite sure that was how your people did it. Honestly, Kells, you know you're a terrible gambler, and you decided to bet yourself when you were already losing - and just to see me naked, no less! Are you sure you weren't propositioning me?"
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No. 921595 ID: 8452ba
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921595

:kell2:"Ah-tha-tha wud nae wot I wanted-"

:iagn2:"Then, when you lost again and wanted to double down I offered you a bet you could have turned down without shame - basically letting you pick between us having a fun fling or a permanent relationship, and you didn't even hesitate before offering yourself to me!"

:kell2:"Well when ye say it like so-"

:iagn2:"Look at it from where I am. You've been around Rezans enough to know how our relationships work, but all I know of you is what I've seen from you and your sister. What should I have thought when you offered me your body for a chance to see me naked? Or when you offered to make it permanent? How was that not a marriage proposal?"

:kell2:"Alright! I-I wudnae think like that. I see why ye thought it was wot it was."

:iagn2:"Well was it? You certainly sounded enthusiastic when I was-"

:kell2:"I know, maybe I did like wot ye did, but I dun wanna marriage. It's...it's not right wot I did. Tha be the realm of damned folk like yers. Not Daoine."

Oh this again...

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No. 921602 ID: 86eb65

Wait do you have a church full of angry preachers that say this sort of thing is wrong and promise hellfire and damnation?

Cause they are probably a bunch of repressed crazies that are eyeing altar boys you know.
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No. 921748 ID: e3e99e

>>921595
"Your rules are strange and mysterious. Please, tell me more. For starters, what sorts of relationships are forbidden, and why?"
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No. 922502 ID: ca1cab
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:iagn2:"Your rules are strange and mysterious. Please, tell me more. For starters, what sorts of relationships are forbidden, and why?"

:kell2:"Any union that cannae yield progeny is an offense upon the gift given upon thee by the Holy. Thas wot the preacher dun say."

:iagn2:"...that's it? But with Rezans, you can be with anyone else. Children are still possible. A triarch can have any wife or husband they want, and those married to the triarch can be a triarch of their own, and all they become bonded to are bonded to their triarch."

:kell2:"Wot?"

:iagn2:"Or you can be a traditionalist and just have a lot of husbands or wives."

:kell2:"But, the union is for one and another's soul mate, thas wot the preacher dun say."

:iagn2:"Wait do you have a church full of angry preachers that say this sort of thing is wrong and promise hellfire and damnation?"

:kell2:"Nae. Jus the one. He showed up wun day and said the ol' preacher was nae properly teaching us the Word, and started talkin' about all the things wot will happen if ye don't follow the scripture. Most of it be bad. I dunno wot happen to him after the attack burned the town."
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No. 922507 ID: c1212a

What did your old preacher have to say about it? Why are you believing the guy who's credentials are he shouts louder, anyway?
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No. 922530 ID: 5739b8

So there's just one guy, and you take *his* word for granted?

A word that would, among other thing, prevent any "union" between people who currently lack the resources to raise children?
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No. 922532 ID: 094652

"His ability to persuade an entire flock away from the priest they've known their entire lives indicates a high level of professional experience in persuasion and intimidation. That does NOT mean he was mentally stable. If anything, forcing others to listen to him by using the threat of hellfire implies he's closer to it than he admits. Here's a thought experiment; say your patron deity waged a war on hell, eventually won, quenched the otherwise eternal flames, and told all the spirits in there they were sentenced to exile and could go free if they would agree to ship themselves to another star. How do you think the pastor would react if he saw it with his own eyes?"
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No. 922575 ID: 0da36c

Out of curiosity, what did the old preacher preach before the new one came in yelling that he’s wrong?
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No. 922576 ID: 10c408

>>922507
Gotta go with this. Just because someone is louder during an argument doesn't automatically mean they've 'won' or that they're 'right' about whatever subject they've raised their voice on.
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:iagn2:"What did your old preacher have to say about it?"

:kell2:"He said much the same. Only he said it was 'cause the Holy made all o' creation for us an it was our duty tae propergate-er-propigape-prozergake? It was our job tae make more so we would claim wot was made fer us."

:iagn2:"Well that certainly sounds less insane. Why are you believe the other guy just because he shouts louder?"

:kell2:"He didnae just shout. The ol' preacher jus' up and left an said that he was bein' called back to teach the word to some other folk. Said that another wearin tye cloth as he would come to teach the word like 'e did. And then the new 'un came wearin' the cloth jus' like old preacher said. So we accepted that."

:iagn2:"So he exploited the trust you had in the old preacher? Doesn't sound like someone worth listening to. I mean forcing others to listen to him by using the threat of hellfire implies he's closer to it than he admits. Here's something to think about; say the Holy waged a war on hell, won, quenched the otherwise eternal flames, and told all the spirits in there they were sentenced to exile and could go free if they would agree to ship themselves to another star. How do you think the pastor would react if he saw it with his own eyes?"

:kell2: "Isn't tha' wot happened?"

Ha! I never would have thought a theological debate would get him in the mood but I think it's working. Keep it up.
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