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918745 No. 918745 ID: 15c122

You wake up cold and mad as hell.
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No. 923786 ID: 15c122
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923786

>>921507
Your ticket to fame! You're finally in the limelight, but the timing could be better!
You can't remember the last time you've danced, or how to dance at all, and being a brain doesn't help.
>>921510
However! You manage another flailing to impress your sudden audicence, which happens to be...
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No. 923787 ID: 15c122
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923787

A man holding a flashlight, just as large vertically as he is horizontally. He's wearing a spiffy uniform, and a nasty expression.
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No. 923788 ID: 15c122
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923788

>>921557
>>921504
You ironically don't have much time to think, so in the heat of the moment you jump behind the nearest thing casting a shadow, which happens to be your jar of eggs. The majority of yourself is able to hide behind the jar, sans your spinal cord, which visibly hangs over the jar.
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No. 923789 ID: b1b4f3

Shoot, this is a terrible hiding spot. Can you run away? Away from the guard? Or around him?
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No. 923790 ID: cbdfa8

Roll away!
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No. 923800 ID: 891b91

Quick! Make some kind of signal to the Owl that Definitely Isn't Just Another Jar on that shelf in the background, so that it will swoop down and distract your pursuer!
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No. 923801 ID: 9dafc7

Try to look pathetic. Maybe he'll try to stamp on the jar and break it or slip on it. That'll be your chance to escape.
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No. 923810 ID: 834378

Stab him in the heart.
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No. 923821 ID: 977456

Roll over to the other jar and scrawl out "Help me!" from the juice.
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No. 923822 ID: 080aaf

Use your spine to propel yourself and your precious egg jar to safety.
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No. 926489 ID: f2320a

>>923821
Support letts see how this goes
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No. 933097 ID: 15c122
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933097

The uniformed man looms over you, pointing his flashlight in your direction.
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No. 933098 ID: 15c122
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933098

>>923800
>>923801
>>923821
>>926489
You figure that the most rational thing to do is to reason with the guy. He's probably confused. Scared. Frightened. The poor fella.

You look over the jar at the juice, which you could go for, since you're feeling a bit dried out. However, you realize that this juice could come in handy with communicating with the uniformed man!
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No. 933099 ID: 15c122
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933099

Before you can come up what to communicate to the uniformed man, he reaches down and grabs the eggs that have until now protected you!
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No. 933100 ID: 15c122
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933100

Now's your chance! Go get em tiger! It's your time to shine! To bring peace between yourself and this menacing figure...
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No. 933101 ID: 15c122
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933101

...You sheepishly scrawl the tip of your spine in the unfortunately thin liquid.
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No. 933102 ID: 15c122
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933102

The man with the flashlight violently attempts to smash your spine to pieces with his foot! The the thin liquid you were previously trying to inscribe a message inside of is now covering the bottom of the uniformed man's shoe.
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No. 933103 ID: 15c122
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933103

Haha, well, that was worth a shot, you think!

>>923789
>>923790
>>923822
Time to get THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Without enough time to position yourself or figure out how to move quickly, you rapidly wiggle your spine, hoping that it lets you escape the man who is now trying to make your grey matter, grey flatter.
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No. 933104 ID: 15c122
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933104

As you attempt your escape the uniformed man, who had been standing in the juice, slips! His hat and flashlight, and your jar of eggs, go flying in different directions as he topples to the ground!
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No. 933105 ID: 15c122
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933105

Still wiggling to escape the impending ground zero, you look behind you, at which point he lands flat on his face. HARD! You feel the rippling impact through the floor and up your spine. You narrowly miss a bouncing jar of eggs.
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No. 933106 ID: 15c122
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933106

You stop and turn around. The man in the uniform looks to be out cold, with no movement whatsoever.
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No. 933107 ID: 0fae41

Follow that jar!
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No. 933108 ID: a67ac0

>>933106
It is time to slip into his brain-pan. Assume superiority by slipping into his nasal cavity.
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No. 933110 ID: ea5947

A bouncing jar... wat.

Remove this guy's brain and insert yourself in there.

Alternatively, search him for items, preferably documents which would explain what is this place.
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No. 933113 ID: 25554f

>>933106
Why is his head so small?
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No. 933119 ID: b1b4f3

>>933106
I think we need to escape the room.
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No. 933120 ID: 891b91

>>933106
Obtain hat, pilfer flashlight, pursue jar.

Or perhaps you can gain access to the interior of the large fellow's skull and replace his brain with yourself! Then YOU shall be the large fellow!
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No. 933123 ID: 06d001

Check if the brain juice still looks ok to bathe in. If its still relatively clean, take a quick roll in it to rehydrate and set off to find those eggs.
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No. 933126 ID: 977456

Investigate cross-spine communication protocol compatibility via direct physical coincidence.
Or stick your spine in Guard's neck and take that there bod for a spin.
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No. 933130 ID: 588329

>>933106
See if there's an awesome robot body you can take over.

Failing that, think about your life and the decisions you made to get here.
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No. 933249 ID: f2320a

>>933123
We dont want to dry out
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No. 944804 ID: 15c122
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944804

>>933107
>>933119
You figure you need to find a way out of here before another uniformed man interrupts your brain shenanigans, but...

>>933123
>>933249
...Drying out like a raisin would be horribly unfortunate. You try searching all around the large man, now a large unconscious heap. Hardly a drop of brain juice, which seems to all be either covered by the man or soaked up by his uniform.
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No. 944805 ID: 15c122
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944805

Perhaps, some straight from the source...

>>933108
>>933110
>>933120
>>933126
>>933130
Maybe you can do the ol' switcheroo, by using his body to escape this place (and a more humid accommodation). It doesn't seem like he's going to be objecting to it anyway, being unconscious.
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No. 944806 ID: 15c122
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944806

>>933108
Your first shot at getting yourself in there is through his nostril. Turns out though that this just leads to his throat, which is in the opposite direction of his brain.
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No. 944808 ID: 15c122
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944808

So now it's down to either the eyes or ears. You figure that eyes have more estate (and more room for, say, a renegade brain trying to slip inside someone's head). You push in through his right eye with your appendage, apply some force, and the uniformed man's left eye pops out. Gross!
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No. 944809 ID: 15c122
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944809

You manage to slip into the man's head snugly.

>>933113
VERY snugly. Not as much room in his head than you had expected.
I admit the scaling in that drawing was off. The brain's large and the head's small, but the difference isn't that drastic.

After doing a good amount of wiggling, you manage to fit in and discharge the previous resident in a motionless heap. The feeling of moving in is almost indescribable, as if you are getting... bigger? It's overpowering...
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No. 944810 ID: 15c122
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944810

[beat]
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No. 944811 ID: 15c122
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944811

GASP!

You heard that! Was that you? You can taste the air now, hear your starteled reaction, and smell what smells like a high school biology class.
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No. 944812 ID: 15c122
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944812

You still totally flabbergasted and only have a grip on what's going on by the skin of your teeth. Which now, of course, you can now feel each of them in your mouth with the tongue you've acquired.

You do manage to collect yourself enough to collect the hat at your side.
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No. 944813 ID: 15c122
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944813

Hat acquired. You finally manage to come to grips with all five senses, though you're still sitting in place and maybe drooling.
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No. 944816 ID: 9876c4

Let's get into character.

Does this galoot have an ID on him?
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No. 944818 ID: 891b91

Look! Hands with opposable thumbs! Finally, we can open the jar and get our mitts on those sweet, succulent eggs. We must consume them all!

egg
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No. 944820 ID: b1b4f3

>>944813
Poor guy. Oh well, he did try to kill you. Maybe you can find another jar for him, to keep him from drying out?

but first EGG
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No. 944825 ID: e6f10c

Hey, hold up on opening that jar 'o eggs and digging in! You don't know if that's a ordinary jar of pickled eggs, or even if those are eggs at all. Considering the location it's in, it's rather likely to not be safe to eat. You just got this body so it'd be rather unfortunate to kill it (and you with it) by ingesting embalming fluid or some such.

If you do go ahead with opening the egg jar, at least give the contents a sniff and dip your finger in the fluid and give it a little lick to test it. And nibble one of the eggs to test it before eating any more.

Place the previous occupant of this body where the jar you were once in fell onto the ground. That way it'll look like, to at least a cursory examination, that there isn't a brain missing if anyone else checks this place. It'll just look like it got knocked off the shelf.

Collect the flashlight and check the contents of this body's pockets. Look for ID as to who he was. And test if you can speak, just keep your voice low.

Oh, and note what color his eyes are. You'll need to check what color your eyes are in a mirror soon to see if they match or not. If not then you'll need a explanation if anyone notices. Colored contact lenses, perhaps? Or you could take to wearing dark sunglasses everywhere.
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No. 944829 ID: b3c4cf

This body sucks but it should do until we find something better.

Now the first course of action should be...
SMASH
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No. 944831 ID: 9c4f92

Do a push-up.

Stash the brain.
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No. 944856 ID: f2320a

>>944813
Lets find a jar for the brain so it does not die is that brain moving like us does it have spine how weak is it? Hmmmm should we in the future try to build our own fleshy body frank style?
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No. 944874 ID: 0a7f21

Eat the eggs and preserve the poor saps brain in the jar.
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No. 944901 ID: f2320a

>>944811
Wow we have big eyes can we blink?
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No. 945156 ID: 2fbf55

Egg is to Egg as Egg is to Egg.

Egg.
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