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918806 No. 918806 ID: c82427

you r a demon, to yung too rememeber the fall, too yung to see r-rted movies, but old enough to buy gift on your own now. you have a coin, which you must buy you older sister a "thoughtful gift"
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No. 918807 ID: 78dbfb

buy more coins
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No. 918808 ID: efe8ae

buy cheesborger
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No. 918809 ID: 195fad

Contemplate doing that. Why would you even buy your sister a thoughtful gift? Does she truly deserve it?
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No. 918810 ID: 891b91

spend it on yourself instead
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No. 918811 ID: 560756

Fashionable monocular sunglasses!
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No. 918814 ID: 080aaf

use coin on sworl
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No. 918815 ID: b1b4f3

What's your sister like? What kind of things does she like?
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No. 918817 ID: 3a6b38

buy magnificent hat
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No. 918820 ID: 89b4c8

>>918810
This. Demons are supposed to be selfish.

Also, buy a gaming console that both of you will be able to play games on.
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No. 918838 ID: c82427
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918838

>>918807
"weit, but i hava coing?"

>>918808

"whatta chesBORGh?"

>>918809

"??, ???, ????"

u have confusion, u hav confushed demon, aply more
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No. 918839 ID: 8ebc3c

buy cheesbmnuger
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No. 918840 ID: 89b4c8

Look into the sky until you get visions.
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No. 918849 ID: 891b91

>>918838
But what does your older sister even like?
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No. 918868 ID: 2202fb

Get a pizza.
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No. 918881 ID: 3ed3c3

Give your sister the coin. That way she can buy whatever she wants.
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No. 918884 ID: b1b4f3

>>918838
Where can you buy gift?
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No. 919003 ID: 417401

>>918838
thassa big coin, what sorta things can you buy with it?
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No. 919032 ID: 677830

where buy gift?
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No. 919126 ID: 2870a3

coke, all of it. just mountains of the white stuff
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No. 919734 ID: e7b1af

>>918838
purchase hard drugs
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No. 920400 ID: c82427
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920400

>>918810
>>918820
u debate on ditchin this quest and buying "candey," but such would bring "didmay, mema would frett" and torment and say "u don bad, i am sad" and selfish is a trait not informing action of -lessr-imp/greater-imp/demon/devil/greatergoat/u̶̟͍͕̗͙̱̟͉̙̩͇̯͇͕̤̲̘̩͐́̇͆̾͛̊̓̋ͬͧ̐̈̑̊̇͗́́̚͟ņ̸̶̱̯̦͎̫̗̼̰̝̹͖̺̟̱̼̀͒̾̀̓ͬͭͯ́ͭ͐̚͟͢s̴̠̦͎͈͓̹̭͚͙͙̺͊͊́ͨ̂͡ḙ̜̦͍̙̮̗̳̫̻̞̫̩̲͐̄ͩ̃ͦ̉ͣ͊̄̿ͤ̌̕͞͠e̶̻̦̗̯̽̀̃͊͊̋ͧ̒̏̊̏͠nͦͧ̾̑̂͑͏̷̡̺͇̻̯̲͕͕̰̜̯̞͔͉̲͈m̂̇̍̎͗̿̄ͨ́̓̚͏͇̳̯̙͇̖̭͇̠ͅͅo̧͚͖̦̞̠̪̗̪̗̅ͩ̋͒ͬ̕͞v̱̜̠̞̞̞̝̮̦͗̎̌ͦ͜͝i̸̡̩͖̜̟̻̠̜̲̊̎̔͊͛͊̏ͨ̂ͥ̒ͯͯͮ̍̚ṉ͎̮̝ͨ̅̍̇͐̕͜͡g͔͖̦͇̲͉͚̱̼̱̗͍̱͈̮̹ͪͦ̒ͫͮ͋͑̀͛͂̑ͯ̄ͮ͆̌̓́̚͡s̨̝̜̲͖̳̻̜̠͇̝͓̑̎̔̓ͩ͑͒ͤ̈̀̎͒̌̕h̸̸̪̭̤̰̤̩̞̘̳̫̤̙͇̱͇̜͇͍̋̿̂̎̿͆̌̔ͣ͆̍̋͆́̕͢͜a͖̗̼̘̜̝̘̹̯̲̩̳̟ͦͩ͌͌ͮ̂ͥ̎̀̀͝͝ͅͅp̴̸̝̘̗̳̜͇͎͕̣̳͖̘̣̙̣̙̺̄̋͐̇ͧ̆̀͘ę̬̲̠̦͙̝̼̪ͣ̃̾͊͂͗͌̅́͜͞s̸̢͇̹͖̼̠̰̖̭͍͎͍͍͉͎̅̆̈ͫ̆ͪ͋͗́̄̏ͨ̓͑̒ͫͥ̆i̸̖͎̙͍͎̹͇̦̜͎͚̘͓͕̙̦̪̝̱ͥ͛̑̋̉̃ͤ͊̍̈́̈ṇ̢̧̧̛̩̥͕̞̮̖͔̜͈̳̣̭̠̗̠̬̄ͥ̈̍̐̅ͣͧ̐͌͛̆̿͟t̙̣͓͇̭̳̝̝̝̠͗ͩͥ̏̔̌̔̀͌ͬ́͊́̔͗͑̊͛̚͜h̶̸̶̢̖͚̼̲͕̻͎͓̺̞̣̀ͯ̃ͨ͊͑̚ẻ̵̡̹̱̲̫͓͋̇̀ͥ͌́̕͠ḩ̯̟̝͚̱̩̫̝̗͙̻͕̳̰ͦ̂́͒ͩ̃ͤ̓̈́ͣ͆̓ͧͣ̓̾̈́͟͡͞ì͒̃̋͌̍̔ͭͤͣͪ̇̽͗̚̕͏̴̨͙̬̻̣ͅͅl͖̘̬̘͔͔ͯ̉̆ͭ̆͌͐͐͗́ͣ̀͜l̮̫̥̙̣̥̙̆̎̿̊̍̔̉͛͋ͬ͒̌̓̐ͮ̉̇̚̕͜͜͝͡s̸͈̩̳̝̼̤̻̜̳͉̺̫̰̽̑̍ͪ̃ͯ̔ͮ͋̐̃̑͂̈̍͗͢͜͠͝
that's like say all rodents glide or chew through lead, you silly-billy.
"Whaz consel, it leazure itim?", where from wenth you retrieve it they wonder, you fleshy phantom.

i a hazy.

>>918811

such an item would fit u, a one eyed shortlin, but sister has an extra eye, thus making that "rathur poor choosin."

>>918817
Hats are in fact "stoopid, adn belung ina doodoo bin"

just saying

no heard feels\i\n?


>>918881

that would be, in a manner speaking, a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, possibly more, like 90. yes, it would be easy to do that, shove the cash in her face, and be done with it, but wheres that thoughtfulness? you gotta like, prove you can at least muster some brain cells to say hey i can guess you may like that and shitz. you hear me? or am i just tazlking shiz at this lunktur.

>>918839
"whatta chesBORGh? is it rockz? i eats? u eat rockz?"

>>918814

the ground has no use for "coing" it is the ground, it has no needs, it is greater then needs,it is all encompassing, the greater being. the ground, the mountains, rivers, skiessss neeed no currency.myou need to sleep eventuly, i know it. then you'll drink f mr.


>>918815

"she like gin, snke, and kissi snke?" and she probably the sibling you closeted to, since she can at least tolerate you, even maybe likes you. at least enough to hang out with you and throw crackle rocks. all 50'000 of your older siblings are too busy or "abstricked" to even acknowledge you.

>>918849
^^^

also she can do a back flip, said she would teach you when you werent so stubby and breakable.

>>918884
maybe a market, market has thing, sometimes things a sister likes, like a boyfriend or girlfriend or knives, some orientation hings on knives.

how do ge t to a market????


>>919003
oops we explain when get farther
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No. 920401 ID: 080aaf

Jump in the swirl. Maybe it leads to a market.
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No. 920417 ID: b1b4f3

>>920400
Walk to market.
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No. 920468 ID: c82427
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920468

>>920417
Honk honk, off to adventure and candy!



>>920401
brap



>>919126
>>919734
you are under arrest
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No. 920513 ID: 834378

>she like gin
Go find a shop or a person that has gin.
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No. 920576 ID: c82427
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920576

>>920513
GOTTA GET THAT BOOZE


EXCEPT
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No. 920597 ID: 2202fb

Oh no! It is Gamzee!
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No. 920602 ID: b1b4f3

Is it a busy street?
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No. 920625 ID: c82427
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920625

What? What this?

>>920597
HONK, HONK, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST GLOMEWTUCK

>>920602
NOONNNNNNOOPE
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No. 920644 ID: c82427
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920644

ohhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh
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No. 920648 ID: c82427
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920648

demons are very dumb
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No. 920650 ID: 1347a6

Is this even your money to spend? Where did you get it?
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No. 920668 ID: 834378

That's a lot of flips. I bet your sister would be jealous!

Good job! Now that you have the velocity, you just need to aim to land at the right place.
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No. 920680 ID: 2202fb

>>920648
Are you high or something?
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No. 920714 ID: e8f63b

>>920680
Well he just flew into the air so
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No. 920718 ID: 2202fb

>>920714
fucking comedy
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No. 922024 ID: c82427
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922024

What made u think this was a good idea?

But wait, who might this bee?

Whose joining in this trip?
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No. 922026 ID: 891b91

>>922024
a dog that sits on your arm and refuses to move
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No. 922047 ID: 080aaf

The ground.
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No. 922050 ID: 834378

Your best friend that knows all the places and is always willing to help you out.
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No. 922079 ID: e8f63b

>>922024
>who might this bee?
A giant bee.
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No. 922097 ID: 2202fb

Something with fabulous tits
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No. 925443 ID: c82427
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925443

>>922026
henlo, a good boy, here to keep you company.

"hoi?"
"barf." *wags* "barf barf"
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No. 925445 ID: c82427
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925445

>>922079
>>922097
oh ho, adult super vision? in the form of a boobee, fabulous tits is an object concept, it varies from chad to bro to babe to pal. try not starring, that's a bit rude.

"Howdy sweetheart, whatcha doing up ere'?"
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No. 925446 ID: 8ebc3c

>>925445
>>925445
>>925445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
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No. 925447 ID: b1b4f3

Falling. Please make it stop.
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No. 925468 ID: 080aaf

Falling - in love!
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No. 925469 ID: 2202fb

>>925445
omfg she is cute af.

ask her if she can stabilize this reality for us cuz this is confusing as fuck and you might be high as fuck.
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No. 925499 ID: 91ee5f

>>925445
Ask her to please catch you because you are falling and will get hurt if you hit the ground!
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No. 925534 ID: 834378

Tell her you want some of her honey.
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No. 925596 ID: 891b91

Ask her if she likes your dog!
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No. 926107 ID: e7b1af

>>925445
ask her for a hug and a way back to the ground
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No. 926108 ID: f59afb

>>925445
Keep shifting your gaze between her face and bee boobs while you still have some falling time left.
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No. 926109 ID: 15c122

>>925445
Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to her buttocks!
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No. 927487 ID: 52a351

>>925445
>>926108
Shift your gaze hard enough and fast enough to achieve eyeball propelled flight
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No. 928610 ID: c82427
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928610

Author here, hopefully will get updates out soon, have take care of things.
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No. 928649 ID: 2fb5cd

>>928610
yes!
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No. 930494 ID: 8ebc3c

>>928610
[intermission music]
[musical riff]
I USED TO BE(E) A RENEGADE
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No. 930671 ID: c82427
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930671

a televions, what a day,

what
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No. 930695 ID: 2202fb

>>930671
idk, ur the author.
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No. 930696 ID: 094652

Switch channel to [Furry Anime Pornography], set to record, and get some [Roasted Caramel-Glazed Candy Corn].
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No. 930722 ID: 0fae41

Curl up on the couch with your new best bee buddy and watch old movies.
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No. 930725 ID: 891b91

Dammit, the thing's on the fritz again. Could you be a dear and go give it a good whack with my cane for me?
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No. 930735 ID: 2202fb

>>930696
seconding.
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No. 932451 ID: c82427
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932451

what

wha


he's here


h e r e here

h
e
r
e

okay?
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No. 932453 ID: 1ac5eb

Alright. Try to fix the tv antennae. Get some moving pictures.
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No. 932456 ID: 094652

And whatever you do, a pair of legs are not replacement antennae you totally ripped your legs off already great.
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No. 932460 ID: e51896

kick tv.
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No. 932464 ID: ea5947

Watch out, that TV is a mimic.
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No. 932470 ID: 2202fb

Hmm, there is something starting to come through on the tv, but i cant quite make it out.
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No. 932517 ID: 891b91

TV's busted, do a little dance for us instead
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No. 932525 ID: c82427
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932525

grandpa's arm been summoned, to repair what misbehaves
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No. 932528 ID: 8d4593

Stare into the static until you start to see images of a hellish future that you've inadvertently made a certainty.
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No. 932642 ID: e51896

Maybe try changing the channel?
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No. 932648 ID: 094652

In the spirit of dumb ideas I'm going to challenge you to steal all the black bits from your TV screen and juggle all of them in parallel.
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No. 932669 ID: ea5947

Tell him to turn that crappy TV into a 70+" OLED UHD TV.
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No. 935130 ID: c82427
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935130

>>932642
>>930725
WELL WELL, LOOK AT THAT, YA CHUCKLE FUCK STILL FALLING, STILL STARRING WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T YA LIL DINK, LOOKY LOOING BEFORE EVEN GET THIS GALS NAME, EVEN BEFORE PUTING FOY UR NAME

GIVEN TITLES, TITLES YOU

TO BOOBEE AND LIL FRIEND
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No. 935132 ID: 8ebc3c

>>935130
>>935130
>>935130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkZi1jmCTDg
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No. 935147 ID: 0fae41

If it's names you want, how about Hanna and Blick for boo bee and the demon?
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No. 935150 ID: f3310b

? : Jordan
Bee: Hazel
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No. 935204 ID: 094652

>>935150
Seconding Hazel, but

Demon's Name: Quanshy
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No. 935207 ID: c82427

INTRO

duction s

2

nu friends

dog is named biscuit

biscuit is behind you right now, say hi

A:Awkward Hug

B:Look her straight in the eyes, handshake

C:GO STRAIGHT FOR A KISS
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No. 935209 ID: 094652

A because YOU'RE STILL FALLING
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No. 935211 ID: 0fae41

C. KISS DOG.
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No. 935225 ID: f3310b

Discard the dog.

A
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No. 935304 ID: 791096

A formal handshake is the way to determine boundaries. Go for the Bee choice
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No. 935404 ID: e5b36b

B the gentleman
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No. 938048 ID: 9ccbed

B
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No. 938049 ID: 6c8278

Lick the floor
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No. 939490 ID: 726018

kiss the pupper
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No. 939491 ID: f59afb

AC; Awkward kiss
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No. 941230 ID: b1b4f3

B
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