Moku 2019/01/24(Thu)01:34 No. 918827 ID: 195fad
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I just got here and my boyfriend is already yelling at me. He doesn't seem to understand that I needed a break from everything. I mean, am I really the bad guy for just ditching this place for two months without telling anyone? no.

3/3 Moku 2019/01/24(Thu)01:35 No. 918828 ID: 195fad
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Boyfriend: ''..Your dad has been worried sick and we even ca-..

Jesus, and all this in public too.. I just got here, and there's already a scene. This is so stupid and
embarrassi-

Random frog: ''Hey, is this guy bothering you!??''
Sigh, NOW it's really a scene.

touch the frog's nipples

>>918828
"No, but my foot's gonna be bothering your ass if you don't mind your own fucking business!"

>>918829
those aren't his nipples, they're a picture of a dumbbell on his t-shirt you dumbbell
sheesh!

>>918828
Throw the frog at your boyfriend

Kiss your boyfriend. That should diffuse the situation.

"Nobody in this entire town can leave alone without collectively herding everyone around them behind me yapping all the way. I know how dangerous this was, but I was at the breaking point, and I needed some guaranteed me time to get my sanity back or I would have hurt someone bad. If you promise to not constantly talk every time a thought passes through your neural freeway of insufferable genius, I won't do this again, and I don't want to do this again."

"I don't need a second set of mouth noises to listen to, fuckface."

Yes it is bothering you. Sure seems to be.

...is he still your boyfriend?

Place your index finger over your boyfriend’s lips and say “ssssshhhhhhhhhh”, repeat as necessary.
If that doesn’t work then it’s a lost cause.
Also tell random frog that you have it handled

"yeah but I kinda signed up for it so"

Date frog, remove carrot.

Remove upper clothing. Walk away while they are still stupefied. Go home and get a hard drink.

God, is he your boyfriend or your brother? -straight into ranting without even a hug or anything like it?

>>918864
Seconded!

>>918878
kinky

>>918864
>Remove upper clothing. Walk away while they are still stupefied. Go home and get a hard drink.
Ah, chaotic exhibitionist. I like it.

>>918888
Chaotic Neutral with a twist, I prefer to call it Chaotic Nudist though.

>>918864
Adding on to my prior suggestion, once home, take some tylenol.

“Yes, I mean no, I mean... Just everyone shut the hell up please!”

If we're really bumping this after 2 months, I'm with the Chaotic Nudist.

>>918827
Well yea, leaving for 2 months without anyone telling anyone while you have people taking care of you or you taking care of them is one hell of a dick move, your self improvement and break from everything are a joke of an excuse. best thing to do would just be to say no to the froggo and have a calm conversation with bf, you really can't avoid since that's a logical reaction from anyone, be glad you didn't get anything worse than just a complaining bf.

>>927102
hold it.

The mc was gone for two months.

The questauthor was gone for two months.

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fuggle, get in the puggle