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933892 No. 933892 ID: f7fe08

Congratulations young lady, and welcome to the Cherub Safety scouts. A thrilling summer ripe with science, fun, and most importantly safety awaits you here in Cerebrum City.
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No. 943049 ID: 125c76

Consume the Breakfast! For it is the most important of all activities!

Inquire about rat food and a leash for our little friend, (Proposed name) Rat-Thoney Bighead.
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No. 943055 ID: 3ed3c3

>>943032
Yes.
To all.
Give food and phone, then direct to bed.
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No. 943056 ID: b5fb67

Holy dang, this place is a fortress.

Let's sleep first and then have a rousing breakfast of fruits and pancakes.
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No. 943110 ID: f2320a

>>943049
Thats a cute name and a leash would be good
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No. 943160 ID: 0fae41

I think the front desk lady has sleeping covered. Let's call mom.
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No. 943856 ID: 965b25
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943856

Lets call our mom first, she’s probably worried to death about us.

“alright” Rose agrees
“we can use the phone right here, I’m sure sleeping beauty wouldn’t mind.” She says gesturing to the front desk’s phone.

While waiting for the phone to ring we ask Rose about our rat friend Rat-thoney.
“You named it?! (I was kind of hoping you’d forget about it and throw it away or something…)” Rose responds

“You just can’t walk around with that thing on a leash like a dog! Animals aren’t really allowed here, I can get you a cage, and you can keep it in your room or something but you can’t tell ANYONE about this, or we’ll both get into trouble.”

After a handful of slow rings from the phone we’re greeted with a familiar yet stern “HELLO?” immediately after we echo the greeting, the voice on the other end of the phone immediately erupts into a flurry.

“BABY!?! IS THAT YOU?! OH LORD. THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERES ROSIE?! WHERE ARE YOU?! I THOUGHT I TOLD HER TO PICK YOU UP!!! THAT STRINGBEANED PEA BRAINED BIMBO! SHE LEFT YOU THERE DIDN’T SHE?! DO I NEED TO COME DOWN THERE AND SNAP SOME WHORE’S SPINES!!! THOSE PUSSY FOOTING WORTHLESS SACKS OF SHIT!! I KNEW THEY COULDN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!! IM GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND RIP THE NAPPY ASS WIGS OUTTA EVERYONE OF THOSE BITCHES SKULLS I’M GOING TO…”

“what’s she saying?” Rose ask
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No. 943862 ID: 9876c4

"She's relieved at my safety."
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No. 943865 ID: 1fe52b

>>943856
"Ya know, fussing over me, worried about my safety, the usual mom thing."
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No. 943866 ID: 3ed3c3

>>943856
"Nothing unusual. Say, you guys have good health insurance, right?"
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No. 943867 ID: 094652

Your mom's reaction is... weirdly appropriate.

But hang up and let her simmer down, or let Rose take the call.
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No. 943869 ID: ce39da

"Mom, mom! Yes, it's me, I'm fine! Rosie's here, we're at headquarters now. Rosie got attacked by a monster down in the station underground and couldn't contact anyone for help, so that's why she was so late, but it's fine! She made it, eventually!"
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No. 943883 ID: e7dcb0

"She was worried."

Let her vent for a bit and break in with an "I'm okay." Tell her about the monster attack that Rose was "busying delaying" but she got to you on time to help you stop the attack.
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No. 943897 ID: 1fd9ec

>>943856
"She's glad I'm safe."

Can't even be mad, that's probably how my mom would act in similar situations, too. Good to know she loves you and it was all just unfortunate coincidence.
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No. 943989 ID: f3c77f

“I’m fine, I found rose napping nearby and I’ll make sure to whip her into shape don’t you worry. She’ll be a true CCPD ranger by the time I’m done with her!”
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No. 944109 ID: 2a2f85

>>943856
"Mom. Did you check the caller ID to see where I'm calling from?"

"Don't worry, I'm fine. Rose was late due to having to deal with a situation."

"Also, sorry about the dropped call earlier. My phone exploded because I forgot to take off the AED gauntlet. But the fire did help me set off the water sprinklers, so that's good!"
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No. 944111 ID: e51896

Give Rose the phone.
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No. 944168 ID: eb1fcc

>>944109
this one. God, PLEASE this one
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No. 944219 ID: e51896

After hearing your mom call Rose a whore, ask mom what a "whore" is.
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No. 944223 ID: ce39da

>>944219
OOF. Yeah, this might be a good way to snap her out of her tirade, make her realize just what exactly has been coming out of her mouth and into her daughter's ears.
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No. 944414 ID: 965b25
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944414

"She's happy i'm safe." we tell Rose waiting for our mom to simmer down a bit.

Seems like she's a bit quieter now maybe we can tell h-
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No. 944417 ID: 965b25
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944417

"...She's probably little busy..." Rose comments

"We still got time for some food or a nap if you'd prefer."
She adds.

Both options seem enticing we haven't had any sleep all night or a real meal other than our snacks at the station.

Things are starting to look up from the chaos last night. We even got to learn a new word. "whore" we're not entirely sure what it means but mom said it so it's probably a good one!

Despite all these positive things we can't shake the feeling that something is going to disrupt our newfound tranquility.
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No. 944418 ID: 9876c4

Oho, why not whore ourselves to some pancakes?
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No. 944419 ID: b1b4f3

Sleep first, food later.
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No. 944423 ID: 094652

Drink a supplement milkshake, sleep, then pancakes.
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No. 944426 ID: 0fae41

Whore down some pancakes!
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No. 944436 ID: b2949b

Pancakes are best eaten AFTER you wake from sleep.

Sleep first.
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No. 944442 ID: 2a2f85

>>944417
Get some sleep first. We’re exhausted.

Before we go to bed, though, ask Rose what “Whore” means.
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No. 944443 ID: 2a2f85

>>944442
Also, love how Mom’s icon is vibrating in rage and motherly concern.
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No. 944445 ID: f3c77f

Hey rose, is there some kinda bunker here or nearby?
Just askin for a friend.
You’re that friend.
Get to safety.
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No. 944447 ID: 3ed3c3

>>944417
Oh, boy.
Ok, so, we need a plan to handle mom. The first thing she should see upon arriving is her daughter, so sleep is going to have to wait a bit longer. The priority is calming her down and reassuring her that everything is alright and that she doesn't need to maim or murder anyone on her daughter's behalf.
Rose should be singularly absent when that meeting occurs. She's liable to suffer an ignominious, painful fate otherwise.
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No. 944454 ID: ce39da

That line implies that we do have some time. Being awake and alert is more important than eating a big meal. Ask Rosa where the vending machines are and be prepared to eat and walk as soon as your nap is over with.
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No. 944596 ID: b5fb67

>>944417

Power nap, then a wagon fulla pamcakes.
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No. 944640 ID: c49ece

Food first. It's important!
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No. 944717 ID: acfea1

After a night like this, the only thing you should be eating before bed is t̺̙͈̟̼̪͞h҉̘͕̮̪̝̩͜e̟̮͓͖̩͇̮ ̵̳̥̤͇̥̠̤f̰̺̮̜̘͚̙l͓̻̹̺̣̺͘͜e̮̣̝͙̕s͎̮̣̜͡ͅh̴̺̞͖̲͚̰̙̠̀ ̘͉̩̲̮̦̦o͏͇͍̗̦͓̫́f̧̳̬̘ ̢̳̝̥̜̰̣̰̬f̡̺̬̣͍̘̗̕a̕͏̵̠͖̺̖l̸҉̦͓̦̱̩̠̰l̰͈͔͜e̸͏͎̟͙̞͇̣ͅn҉̶̱̦͇ ̦̤̞͡͝a̦͞n̡̻̦̭̖g͓̀͢͜e̴̦̮̟l̡̝̝͟͞s̖̪͡͝


go to bed
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No. 945279 ID: 469be6
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945279

We tell Rose that a little bit of shut eye would be nice; we can always get something to eat later.
“Right” she agrees
“I’m pooped too…”

Rose leads us down the hall to what seems to be our room.

“Get into your pj’s” she says while reluctantly taking Rat-Thoney away, only to return with a cage soon after.

“Remember our deal right? You don’t let A N Y O N E know about last night or your little pet, and you get to keep him. Just put keep it under your bed or something” She preaches before handing us our rat friend.


“If you need anything my room is directly across the hall…goodnight kiddo’ see you in a couple hours.”
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No. 945280 ID: 469be6
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945280

WAIT WAIT WAIT!
There’s something we HAVE to know!

What does “w h o r e” mean? We heard our mom say it over the phone when talking about Rose.
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No. 945281 ID: 469be6
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945281

“Whor-WHAT! Your mom said!...”

“go to bed kid.” Rose mumbles before grumpily stumbling off.
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No. 945282 ID: 469be6
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945282

It seems our curious question still remains answerless. Oh well at least we can finally get our much needed beauty sleep...
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No. 945283 ID: 469be6
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945283

...
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No. 945284 ID: 469be6
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945284

or not...
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No. 945285 ID: 094652

"Is bin' long day, talk when my brain work."
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No. 945286 ID: b1b4f3

>>945284
Can I help you?
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No. 945287 ID: 977456

Hug at maximum velocity.
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No. 945288 ID: 3ed3c3

>>945284
"...Hi?"
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No. 945289 ID: 9876c4

What are you supposed to be, some kind of whore?
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No. 945294 ID: e51896

>>945289
I love this because of the naivety of our character saying it.
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No. 945295 ID: 10c408

>>945285
seconding this.
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No. 945297 ID: 0e2ebe

Hi, don't look at my rat.
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No. 945310 ID: 8e55b7

Less talky, more sleepy.
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No. 945380 ID: 2a2f85

>>945284
...Morning?
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