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935377 No. 935377 ID: 395c02

The events of this episode take place between Dragon Romance threads 8 and 9.

This quest is NSFW.
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No. 935378 ID: 395c02
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935378

Family, huh?

Hoard sounds more dragony, but family just kinda feels right.

Can it be both? You dare to venture that it can!

Anyway, everyone went their separate ways shortly after the picnic...
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No. 935379 ID: 395c02
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935379

...After THE EVENT, that is...
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No. 935380 ID: 395c02
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935380

Yeah, that happened.

But despite all the shenanigans, you dare to call the PICNIC OF DOOM a success. Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.
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No. 935381 ID: 395c02
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935381

Really, really lewd.
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No. 935382 ID: 395c02
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935382

Anyway, you find yourself thinking of the others. Just what adventures did they get up to after you all split up for the day...?

Choose a scenario, kupo! I mean, please! the kids aren't going to get that

-A: Siphon and Tempest. They seemed to click at the picnic. Just what lewd things did they get up to?
-B: Outissa and Eezeryh. Okay these two definitely have something going on.
-C: Saint Duke and Skif. Will they engage in chivalrous touching!?!??! ...probably not.
-D: Gulketi and Penny. These two hang out? Oh man, now you're kinda curious how that goes.
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No. 935383 ID: 0fae41

D! Kabold, kabig.
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No. 935384 ID: ef28f6

D!
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No. 935385 ID: afdebc

>>935382
A
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No. 935386 ID: 8d23f0

>>935382
D its time to Kobush in the fluffies! though some b science would be interesting too.
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No. 935387 ID: 8f6858

D, B secondary
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No. 935388 ID: e7848c

D for not!Dragon and diminutive dragon

a for funsies
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No. 935396 ID: 9c293c

D
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No. 935405 ID: 821e1c

B
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No. 935406 ID: 7c1196

C.

Lets dive into this passive-aggressive rivalry!
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No. 935423 ID: 80d19e

D Let's see what these two can get up to
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No. 935424 ID: cb22c8

Primary B, secondary D.
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No. 935431 ID: e35d75

D.
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No. 935432 ID: a9af05

>>935382
D
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No. 935434 ID: 0bc094

D,C secondary! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
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No. 935435 ID: 44f6f3

Thanks, Slinko. I have to replay FF6 now. Anyway...

D
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No. 935437 ID: 864e49

C Hell yeah angry gay sex!

Okay that's probably not going to happen so D. Fluffy adoraBold adventures.
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No. 935443 ID: caf1de

i wanna see Siphon and big bird lewd time adventure funs
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No. 935445 ID: 4854ef

C!
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No. 935447 ID: 91ee5f

>>935380
>Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.
>>935381
>Really, really lewd.
Even though you’re not related to them by blood, you somehow managed to inherit their lewdness from them!

>>935382
D: Gulketi and Penny.
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No. 935454 ID: 2765c4

A.
curious about what went down with the Lugia look-alike
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No. 935458 ID: 9f2da4

C, but only after you panic over the lack of a save point on this screen. We must save before making a decision of this magnitude.
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No. 935459 ID: ba56e6

C
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No. 935462 ID: cd2dbc

C
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No. 935499 ID: 79eaac

Assuming we're still doing primary + secondary voting
C, D

I want some action with the bois

My secondary for the cutes.
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No. 935502 ID: 58b4f3

C
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No. 935511 ID: 0bc094

>>935434
I take it back I change my vote to C primary, D secondary!
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No. 935517 ID: 51b8ec

D.
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No. 935545 ID: 46a0b8

C
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No. 935975 ID: 1ed92d

Absolute D
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No. 936223 ID: 395c02
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936223

Man.

Today sure has been... something.

I'd guess I'd kind of forgotten what it was like to just hang out with friends, sometimes...
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No. 936224 ID: 395c02
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936224

"YOU! YOU'RE ONE OF US!"

"Speep!?"
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No. 936225 ID: 395c02
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936225

"A REAL ACTUAL KABUSH!"

"Ka... what??"

"PART KABOLD, PART BUSH! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS! ALSO WHAT'S THAT ABOUT DRAGONS? ARE THERE DRAGONBUSHES???"

"D-dragon??"

okay think like a ketza think like a ketza...
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No. 936226 ID: 395c02
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936226

"Uh... Wanna lick my hand?"

Chei said it was a greeting or something? I dunno man I'm winging it here.

Hehe, wing. Ketza. Like me. Right now. I mean always.

"YOU'RE A FUNNY KABUSH, THE BEST KIND OF KABUSH."

"MAYBE SECOND BEST TO ONE THAT'S CUTE."

"BUT YOU'RE CUTE TOO."

"SO YOU'RE DOUBLE THE BEST!"

"Oh um, thanks??"

"I'M PENNY I TOO AM A KABUSH!"

"I'm Gulketi and... um. I thought you guys were called Kabolds?"
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No. 936227 ID: 395c02
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936227

"oh no i forgot my bush"

I have a strong desire to put her on top of my head, like I used to do with Chei when he was being cute or just when I felt like it but don't tell him that.

But, uh. Can't quite do that in this form.

What should I do instead...

-A: HUG THE KABOLD!!!

Actually no wait. That would win in a landslide.

Sorry, I'm kind of new at this. Let me try that again.
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No. 936228 ID: 395c02
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936228

Step one: Get hugging out of the way.

"oh gosh twice in one day i would hug today if i could"


Now I can decide what to do.

-A: Invite the 'kabush' to the mall. Maybe I can get more BFF shirts...
-B: Go swimming! When I'm a ketza it's mostly 'floating', but...
-C: Invite... Penny, was it? To dinner! Food is always a good way to make new friends!
-D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra. In this case, specifically focusing on helping Kharadra save her store.
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No. 936231 ID: 0fae41

B/d. You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.
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No. 936233 ID: 8d23f0

>>936228
let her sit on your butt its the cloests to being on your head you can get right now.
D/b
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No. 936235 ID: 3121a1

B, A!
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No. 936236 ID: 91ee5f

>>936228
D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra.

The best way to get people to come into the store is to have cute mascots. Both you and Penny can get customers into the store with your cuteness and then they’ll look around and maybe buy stuff!
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No. 936238 ID: 758ff3

B
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No. 936245 ID: ad867b

D
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No. 936253 ID: 821e1c

B
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No. 936254 ID: e4fa58

D,c
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No. 936261 ID: b1b4f3

Doesn't Penny like it when there's fewer people around, because it's quieter?
B!
d maybe, she *did* show up there on her own once.
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No. 936269 ID: e7848c

>>936228
Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)
B,c
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No. 936274 ID: 864e49

A and we D while we're there.
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No. 936279 ID: 781332

B!

A/D can go together as a secondary right? Since visiting birblady means going to the mall anyway!
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No. 936293 ID: 7fafab

D
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No. 936304 ID: e51896

D
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No. 936314 ID: bcc41d

>>936228
A, c

Hugging today is usually done by going and doing something nice together with a friend.
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No. 936318 ID: a9af05

>>936228
D

Your BFF Ceri would appreciate you helping save Kharadra's store.
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No. 936320 ID: 8d4593

Do whatever the others vote on,
But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.
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No. 936329 ID: 948104

D.

With enough focus and RAW FLOOF, you can become the bush.
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No. 936339 ID: 58b4f3

>>936228
D

Kharadra is Ceri's friend and would be very sad if she went out of business! If you help keep Kharadra's store open, that would make Ceri very happy!
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No. 936355 ID: 094652

AD because you're going to need new clothes after this~
... Well, new clothes period.
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No. 936764 ID: 395c02
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936764

>Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)
Haha.

ha.

>You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.
Like, use me as a bush? I'm not that fluffy.

"So, uh, I'm going to head to the mall to help a nice itkiaki save her store from going under. You wanna, I dunno, come with me or something?"

wow am i that desperate to make new friends?

"THE MALL IS LOUD!"

"Well, I mean... kinda? But maybe the itkiaki will hug you for helping?"

"BIG BIRB LIKES HUGS?"

"Yes! And she's especially soft for... reasons."

>But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.
I dunno. She looks kinda heavy given that I'm a ketza right now...
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No. 936765 ID: 395c02
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936765

"MORE HUGS FOR KABUSH KIND OR I GUESS KABOLD KIND UNTIL I FIND ANOTHER BUSH!"

My legs are going to fall off but this is otherwise fine.
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No. 936766 ID: 395c02
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936766

"*Chirp~!* If it isn't little Gulketi~!"

Not something I hear every day.

"Hi! It me! And I brought a friend!"

Based on Chei, I've come to assume the average ketza's grasp on grammar is pretty iffy. am i enjoying this roleplaying too much?

"I'M A FRIEND??"

"Sure!"

"TODAY IS SO GOOD. SO GOOD!"

"So what do you need doing, Miss Kharadra?"
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No. 936767 ID: 395c02
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936767

"*Cheeheep~* I'm tempted to ask you two to stand there and look cute~"

"I mean, we could?"

"I-I'M CUTE?"

"You're quickly becoming a fan-favorite, yeah."

"o-oh gosh"


Actually, come to think of it, I have a pretty good idea of what needs doing. Let's see...

-A: Pass out pamphlets. The response rate on these actually isn't that good, but it's pretty easy to do to make up for it.
-B: Stand in front of the store advertising to passers-by. Weaponizing cuteness for fun and profit!
-C: Man the counter! For obvious reasons, this won't be as 'interactive' as when Ceri did it. ... Uh, I mean. Speep!
-D: Literally stand here and look cute. Uh...

Also, should I do whatever I'm doing with Penny, or should I set her out on whatever task I like second-most?

-X: Hang with Penny! Species-that-start-with-the-letter-K... solidarity...? I dunno, I'm still working on this one.
-Y: Divide and conquer! She can... probably... handle it!
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No. 936768 ID: ad51b8

B,X

so just be yourselves and you'll be fine
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No. 936769 ID: f0a059

B, X

Be the adorable mascots.
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No. 936770 ID: 3674e7

B,X
Can she make a portable fluff bush (bush ghillie suit) for the Kobold to purchase. So she can be a Kabush on the go.
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No. 936771 ID: f8b1f2

B, X

Time to give people Diabetes
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No. 936772 ID: 8d23f0

>>936767
C. but actually stand on the counter it helps draw more people in when they can see your incredible bleps and cuteness in its fullness.
maybe also look at some of the prices Kharadra is using because they might be drasticly underpricing things based on her "finances"
X, sure its harder to draw but KABZA FREINDSHIP!
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No. 936774 ID: e51896

B, X

also, I guess the store doesn't care about nudity anymore if you two made it inside without issue again without clothing? perhaps maybe you... can ask Kharadra to join the naked fun and suggest it'll be good for business? I mean, that is the best way to "love yourself", by shamelessly showing off your body
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No. 936782 ID: 8d4593

B, X
You will have Ketza thighs of Steel by the end of this day!
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No. 936783 ID: 0fae41

D, c, X.
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No. 936784 ID: 83bf07

>>936767
B, x clearly.
C, y if we want antics
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No. 936786 ID: a4a21e

B and X

>>936774
Also support. Try and get Kharadra to join the naked funtime in a cute way. If there is more people getting naked through a movement going on by "the naturals" perhaps she'll get better business by showing support? besides, the naturals love themselves enough to show their body, so why not her?
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No. 936788 ID: 91ee5f

>>936767
B , X

>>936774
>>936786
>ask Kharadra to support the naturals
You guys are just asking Kharadra to close her store. She sells clothing! Asking her to support a group that doesn’t want to wear clothing seems like a good way to help her close down her store, which is the exact opposite of what we came her to do!
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No. 936791 ID: a9af05

>>936767
B and X

>>936788
I agree.

Sure, the store is called Love Yourself and that's what the Naturals are doing. But Kharadra has a business to run and supporting people that don't want to wear clothes is bad for her business of selling clothes.
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No. 936793 ID: 7fb87a

>>936767
B/X

tho won't it look a little odd, advertising a clothing store naked?
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No. 936794 ID: a9af05

>>936793
Then I guess we need to put on some clothes and advertise how they perfectly fit our unique bodies.
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No. 936795 ID: 32e34d

B/X, B/X all the way
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No. 936808 ID: 864e49

B X
All shapes and sizes.
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No. 936816 ID: 4ef273

Primary B, secondary A, X
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No. 936930 ID: 91ee5f

>>936794
Definitely do this.
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No. 936949 ID: 821e1c

B, X
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No. 936954 ID: 6780d4

B, X
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No. 937344 ID: 395c02
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937344

>perhaps maybe you...
"What if we stand in front of the store, but, like, you also stand with us? And you're naked? ...It's... good for business??? Love Yourself!?!?"

what am I doing

"*Cheheheep~!!* You remind me of a certain other tiny fluffy creature! Are you gonna turn out to be a reptilian girl too? Or maybe a dragon~! *Cheehee~*"

"Hah! Haha!" Except I'm not a dragon! I think. am i? honestly i haven't sat down and thought about—

"DRAGON?" Penny blurts out.

no seriously what's wrong with me. Just a normal fluffy ketza, that's me! Speep speep!

"*Chirp~* Besides, who'd run the register?"

"Um..." That's actually a good point...

"And the Ralians would get so mad! Tempting to see the look on their faces though~"

I have to keep my priorities straight. this tiny, hyperactive body makes it so hard to focus sometimes. I can worry about getting Kharadra naked after saving her store.

assuming ceri doesn't beat me to it...
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No. 937345 ID: 395c02
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937345

"Changing the subject... Do you think you could help my friend? Oh, she's Penny, by the way. Penny, Kharadra!"

"*Cheep~* Helping people find their True Beauty is my calling! Miss Penny, let free your desires! What does True Beauty mean to you?"

"K-KABUSH?"

"*Peep!*A Kabold-bush hybrid! Of course!"

She got it in one!? Impressive.

"Don't get that one often," she says, "Let me collect your measurements real quick and I'll work on it over the course of today~"

"O-OH GOSH. A REAL KABUSH? CAN I BE EXTRA BUSHY?"

"*Chirp~* The bushiest!"

Not like she can be bushier than me... wait, am I jealous? Stop that, me.
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No. 937346 ID: 395c02
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937346

Once measurements are taken in what will surely be a bonus picture later, we head out front to entice customers with the potential to look as cute as us.

"So we need to attract attention," I say. "Just look as cute and welcoming as possible."

"OH! I WANNA BE CUTE! WILL THEY HUG ME?"

My heart might not survive this.

"SO MANY PEOPLE THOUGH."

"Oh, right, you're a bit shy... Why not start imagining everyone naked?"

"START?"

"Yeah! Then you won't-- wait."

"hehehe"

I struggle to maintain my composure as I hear Penny's tiny, tiny laugh. Two can play at this game! Time to get real, real puffy and blush tons!
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No. 937347 ID: 395c02
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937347

"Oh! You two are the cutest!"

SUCCESS.

...Wait a second.

"Myra...?"

"Hmm? Do you have me confused for someone else? That'd be pretty impressive! Not many of my kind around here."

So she's not Ceri's mom, just the same species. Huh. She does look less capable of bench-pressing an amtsvane-sized me. ... shouldn't I just think of that as "me?" Spending all this time as a ketza is getting to me.

Think Amtsvane thoughts...

:DR_gulketismushnotmyra:

No that's not better. ...or is it?


Anyway.

What should I do...

-A: Ask her about her True Beauty! I might have to explain what I mean by that.
-B: Ask if she happens to know a certain blue reptilian. The certain blue reptilian is Ceri, of course.
-C: Apply cute smol lizard to cute bigger lizard. The smol lizard is Penny. ... Why am I explaining this to myself?
-D: Always be beeping. I've heard it's really good advice!
-E: Lick her hand! Something something ketza greeting.
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No. 937349 ID: 0fae41

That's much better
C/e.
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No. 937350 ID: 821e1c

E, C
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No. 937353 ID: 330920

>>937347
A, c

Well you guys are meant to be drumming up business, might as well do the cute double act and get that store awareness going in the process.
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No. 937355 ID: b1b4f3

>>937347
D!
a.
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No. 937356 ID: 7fb87a

>>937347
A/c
eyes on the prize
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No. 937357 ID: 91ee5f

>>937347
A , C

Time to help Kharadra save her store! Give Not Myra your best sales pitch to convince her to go inside to do some shopping!
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No. 937367 ID: 8d23f0

>>937347
E,a.
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No. 937383 ID: 0899d7

>>937347
D, a
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No. 937385 ID: 864e49

Inform her that, in fact, there is another of her species around.

Then A
or D: Always be speeping
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No. 937392 ID: 8f6858

A, C
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No. 937447 ID: 7fafab

A, C
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No. 937474 ID: ecd116

' A ' for primary choice and secondary choice is a combination of ' b ' & ' c ' it if possible to do so. if not i will stick with just picking ' b ' for the secondary choice

reason for primary is to help out with Kharadra's store by doing your best with talking about the clothing & stuff found inside the store saying that there a chance it may help with getting closer to their definition of 'true beauty' if they can pick and buy whatever will help themselves out with it.

combination of secondary choice is to ask the question to see if the name Ceri ring any bells and if they know where more of their kind are living, while at the same time doing the action of applying one person on to another one/person or whatever their race/species equivalent of the definition of the word 'person' is.
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No. 937682 ID: 1ed92d

>>937347
A/D
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No. 937684 ID: 3674e7

Just thought of a cute promotional item she could make, ketza plushies. She could make small custom plushies from leftover materials as a little item parents could buy (ketza plushies) or custom design for their children while their getting cloaths sized.
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No. 937685 ID: 2df440

~speep~
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No. 937867 ID: b6aaf0

>>937347
Ec
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No. 937898 ID: a9af05

>>937347
A , C

Convince her to go in the store and buy something.
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No. 938086 ID: 395c02
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938086

This woman's character design looks just unique enough to be important. I better double check. "Have you heard of someone named Ceri? Blue d-- reptilian, buncha spikes and controversial ears?"

I'm pretty sure the ears were the controversial part.

"Doesn't ring a bell, sorry!"

Well, I don't see any reason to push things. She's a potential customer! Now, what would Ceri do...
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No. 938087 ID: 395c02
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938087

"Well, never mind that. Tell me-- have you discovered your true beauty!?"

"M-my what?"

"Your true beauty! The beauty that lives inside you! Imagine if you could show the world the way you see yourself! The beauty that is yours and yours alone!"

Even as a ketza, I feel silly being this excitable.

it's kinda fun though...

"Tell her, Penny!"

... What am I doing.
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No. 938088 ID: 395c02
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938088

"U-UM... YOU CAN BE A KABUSH!"

"Uh..."

"OR A LIZARD WITH SOFT CHEST-PILLOWS!"

"A lizard with breasts? Wait..."

"OR A BIG HUGE DRAGON!"

penny no

"YOU COULD HAVE A HOARD AND HUG EVERYONE AND MAKE THEM TELL YOU YOU'RE CUTE"

penny pls

"A-AND THEN YOU COULD TOUCH EACH OTHER IN PLACES!"

this is not how you sell clothes--

oh screw it. "Yeah! And uh, imagine feeling the soft silk of the outfit as you get touchy-feely!"

"SOFT HUGS!!!"

"Sure! Why not! And you could look fabulous while doing so!"

is this false advertisement

...Am I the only one who'd notice?

"AND THEN YOU COULD KISS!!!"

"Clothes make kissing better...? I'm kinda grasping at straws here."

"FOR ALL KABOLD AND KABUSH KIND, BUY PRETTY CLOTHES!"

"Uh, yes! Pretty clothes for a pretty lady!
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No. 938089 ID: 395c02
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938089

"All you have to do is walk inside"
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HUG ME"

"What?"

"WHAT?"

"What?"

.....
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No. 938090 ID: 395c02
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938090

"You two are so precious! I could eat you both up!"

"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."

I'm pretty sure I know what she meant, but... this is the same species as Myra...

"I have no idea what you two are talking about, but you're so cute-- how could I say no?"

Oh yeah... ketzas are kinda overpowered when it comes to CHARM.

She heads inside.

...Hey, we did it! We got a customer!

"High four, Penny!"
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No. 938091 ID: 395c02
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938091

Uh... sure.

"OH! SOMEONE'S COMING!"

"I mean, there's lots of people coming and going they're just not being drawn."

"I MEAN SOMEONE COMING HERE!"

"Oh! Can you tell anything about them? Maybe we can get prepared ahead of time."

"so many thoughts hard to focus"

"I-it's okay! Just focus on some kind of vague description of what they might be about!"

"I'LL TRY FOR A HUG!"

"We're kinda on the last image. Off-screen?"

"OK!"

"So what're you getting?"

"WELL..."


-A: Someone wondering if a certain storage room is still empty.
-B: Someone who seems extremely relaxed.
-C: Someone concerned about a visiting loved-one.
-D: Someone unsure about their wife's intent.
-E: Someone extremely tired of this shit.
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No. 938095 ID: 80d19e

E
>>
No. 938096 ID: eeb7d9

E
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No. 938098 ID: b1b4f3

>"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."
Did you make that up or do you actually know this somehow?

E.
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No. 938099 ID: 0fae41

E/a.
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No. 938100 ID: 821e1c

A/e
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No. 938101 ID: 8d23f0

>>938091
E
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No. 938105 ID: 83bf07

C,d
I have a feeling C might be our local snake with relationship doubts.
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No. 938111 ID: a9af05

>>938091
C

>>938105
>Local snake with relationship issues
Mr. Ilan is still out of town. And I don't think he's in a relationship.

I'm pretty sure it's actually Daatra that's having those thoughts.
>>
No. 938116 ID: 2df440

D
>>
No. 938118 ID: ad51b8

A
e
>>
No. 938144 ID: 58b4f3

>>938091
C
>>
No. 938146 ID: 91ee5f

>>938091
C

If that’s Daatra, then I want to help her as much as possible!
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No. 938149 ID: 864e49

A is probably one of those two we caught doing it in the storage room.

B may be the stoner dude.

C may be Daatra.

D may be Ceri dad.

And got no clue who E could be.

Primary A
Secondary
if (ceridad){
D
}
else{
E
}
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No. 938151 ID: caf1de

EA
its in your ass
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No. 938153 ID: 91ee5f

>>938149
>And got no clue who E could be.
Might be one of the Ralian (however that’s supposed to be spelled) mall security guards. Since the Ralians are the guys that enforce the “you must wear clothes” rule, it makes the most sense that E would be a Ralian mall security guard getting sick of seeing a bunch of people not wearing clothes.

What worries me is that Ralian might not be affected by the combined cute power of Gulketi and Penny and kick them out for not wearing clothes!
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No. 938156 ID: 8f6858

C, D
>>
No. 938158 ID: 7fafab

D, E
>>
No. 938177 ID: 7c1196

>>938151
Perfect

--

E.
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No. 938261 ID: 4b08a5

>>938149
an 'improvement'

local $suggestion = {
return \&A if &A->();
my $_ = $ceridad? \&D : \&E;
&{$_}() && do{return $_} or die;
};

$choice = \&{$suggestion->()};

do {$choice = $choice->()} while (&{$choice}->());
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No. 938276 ID: 864e49

>>938261
When I typed that out I thought I'd get the response "NNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!".
I should've known that on this sight I'd instead get out nerded.
>>
No. 938295 ID: e51896

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

[B]E[/B)
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No. 938582 ID: 395c02
File 156262553150.png - (72.82KB , 800x600 , 26.png )
938582

"...."

Oh man. This guy looks really, really done with this shit.

Well, done with whatever shit he was previously dealing with, anyway. He's going to need a minute to get tired of our shit.

...hmm, that's not very optimistic, is it?
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No. 938583 ID: 395c02
File 156262553434.png - (86.68KB , 800x600 , 27.png )
938583

A gruff voice emits from his mouth. "You kids lose your mama or something?"

"We're not kids! We're just smol!" I object.

"Okay."

That's... a muted response. "Uh, are you seeking your... True Beauty, perhaps?" I ask.

"Nah."

"Uh... maybe you'd like a nice outfit anyway?"

"My clothes suit me fine."

There's something really familiar about this guy... "Are you one of the guards?"

"Nope."

"Uh... you run one of the stores?"

"Stall in the foodcourt."

"Ah..."
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No. 938584 ID: 395c02
File 156262553707.png - (116.75KB , 800x600 , 28.png )
938584

"Is it really okay having someone who's this unfunny?"

"HE'S KINDA CUTE THOUGH did i say that out loud oh well what's done is done"

He scoffs. "I'm plenty funny."

"...Are you?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

"Yeah."

"Mm-hmm."

Well, we're not winning any awards for this dialogue anytime soon.
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No. 938585 ID: 395c02
File 156262554092.png - (78.10KB , 800x600 , 29.png )
938585

Normally I'd shrug and let this guy go his merry(...?) way, but we really have to take advantage of every potential customer if Kharadra's going to save her store!

If I can just find the right angle, maybe I can still convince him to take a look inside...


What should I do, say, or ask?
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No. 938587 ID: 8d23f0

>>938585
apply Penny hugs.
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No. 938589 ID: b1b4f3

Ask if he's okay. He seems annoyed about something, does he want to vent? You can offer a comforting floof.
Also don't forget to mention Kharadra does alterations if he wants to make any changes to his existing clothes.
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No. 938592 ID: e7848c

Why not offer him something that fits his character? Even more clothes that depect exactly how he's feeling? He may have something like that now, but what if he had something like this for tomorrow too? Like a "Shits given today: 0" shirt.
>>
No. 938593 ID: 094652

Sell him 'upgrades'. Don't call them clothes or fashion, call them permanent purchases with twelve yearly payments that will increase his stall's sales!
>>
No. 938596 ID: 0fae41

"Sir, I find that the right clothing can put a smile on a customer's face (so you don't have to)! Come inside and browse our affordable collection of dated meme T-shirts."
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No. 938601 ID: 4b08a5

>>938585

Give him a promotional t-shirt and a few coupons (15% off a ᵯ40 or more purchase), also hand out one of those quality reusable shopping bags to put all those things in.

Tell him something along the lines of "starting next week, on each Monday and Friday, Love Yourself(TM) will offer 20% off random categories of clothing. But since it's Love Yourself(TM)'s Grand Opening, EVERYTHING will be 20% off this week!"

You are not just going save the store, Gulketi, your going to make it so successful that Kharadra will have to franchise it in order to keep up with demand. Kharadra would be so proud of your idea that she would be more than willing to do that 'favor' you suggested earlier.

This is completely 100% your original idea... totally not some random guy without any actual education in business that had enough patience to type all this out on a mobile.
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No. 938627 ID: 864e49

He's wearing some kind of robe and his hair is terrible, he is a lost cause move on.

Actually yeah maybe if we make it seem like we're not interested in him he'll get curious. Or just leave. Win win.
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No. 938641 ID: caf1de

he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that
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No. 938643 ID: a9a7b5

"You seem like a man who's emotionally invested in not being emotionally invested in anything. That's a paradox! Why don't you tone back your disinterest so that you don't come off as too interested in being disinterested? Because this shop would be the perfect place to fail to succeed in failing to care!"
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No. 938651 ID: 1e9cbc

>>938643
Yeah, hit him with that arguably nonexistent technicality. Gulketi is an accountant right? Accountants are closely related to lawyers, genus Papyrus confounda, which means he should get a technical-drivel-specific boost to speech skill by proxy.

This is foolproof. Anyone who says otherwise must not have read the subtext of article 6, paragraph 23 under 'nothing could go wrong' in the quester's instruction guide, issue #3, New Testament.
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No. 938656 ID: aef44e

>>938585
Hey guy, you look all kindsa mad. Why be mad, when you can be...
(turn into an Amtsvane)
SOMETHING AWESOME!
>>
No. 938744 ID: a9af05

>>938585
Most guys don't like to be called beautiful, so maybe instead of trying to appeal to his "inner beauty", you should instead try to appeal to his "inner coolness" or something like that.

>>938656
>(turn into an Amtsvane)
Absolutely do not do that!
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No. 938779 ID: bcc41d

Oooh! I know what this guy needs. He need a change.

Like, you've got literal psychic powers telling you that his defining feature is that he's incredibly tired of this shit. He wasn't even at the store when she felt that! So that means it's probably of his everyday situation that's gotten him grumbly. You've also got a psychic's word that he was coming HERE. Like, to this store. To check it out.

He's probably looking for, well, essentially what you're doing right now! Something that will allow for a change of pace, to relax or excite him a little. So that's what you gotta work with! You're probably the brightest (most manic) things he's seen outside the everyday routine since that weird polymorpher invaded the mall and accosted, like, everyone. And you know for a fact that something made him come here, whether it be you, his own doldrums or the events earlier... and if that's the case you CAN help him and you WILL!

"So, no to True Beauty, but what about smol cutey... I MEAN maybe you need a change of pace? There's some stuff in here that could give you a new perspective on things."

Does Kharadra have something that can change someone's height or species?

"Like, literally. You're soooo tall, so I bet it would be quite the shock to be small again! NOT THAT I HAVE ANY RECENT EXPERIENCE WITH THIS."
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No. 939174 ID: 395c02
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939174

>he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that
Yeah, this guy could really use a change of his whole, uh... everything. Why would you go through the trouble of putting on clothes if that's the end result?

I dunno, maybe my opinion is a little skewed. Most of the people I know either try to dress nicely, or don't bother with clothes at all.

...Or are Siphon.

>he is a lost cause move on.
Giving up on people isn't my style! Sometimes you just need to reason with someone to get them to change, or to abandon their plans for galactic domination.

i've had to put out so many sparklers...

"You look like a man who's invested in not caring about anything. But, like, that doesn't make sense, you know? If you wanna look like you don't care, you need to care less about not caring."

...I usually do better than that. Curse this ketza brain!
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No. 939175 ID: 395c02
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939175

He shrugs. "Don't really care to not care about caring."

"What? Oh! You're going for irony! Maybe you'd enjoy our collection of meme shirts! Memes are very ironic when they're not terrible which is most of the time!"

ketza braaaaaaaaaain

"Dunno what a meme is," he says. ...Oh right, the tech level here isn't advanced enough for that.

"Uh, maybe something that fits your character? Imagine having clothes that display your feelings!"

"...."

"Okay maybe your current outfit's doing that already, but think about tomorrow! Or the next day! Imagine wearing a 'shits given, colon, zero' shirt!"

"I have 4 of those."

Of course he does. "We have 20% off coupons!"

"Most clothing stores go up to 50% off."

Maybe at the thrift store!

....

Judging from his outfit, that's a real possibility.
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No. 939176 ID: 395c02
File 156319295862.png - (103.84KB , 800x600 , 32.png )
939176

I grasp at straws. "Maybe you just need a change! Want to be cute? Tough? Big? Bigger!? Love Yourself can change just about any aspect of your look to match your inner, uh, coolness? The real you inside!"

"You remind me of her."

"Who?"

"Crazy lady that ran around naked. Talked about how big her boobs were."

That has to be Ceri. Acting crazy and talking about boobs is, like, her thing, I'm pretty sure.

He turns away. "Well, this was a thing that happened. See ya."

Argh. Guess this one's a write-off.

Wait, Penny's stepping forward...!
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No. 939177 ID: 395c02
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939177

"NOBODY WILL JUDGE YOU!"

"Penny...?"

"YOU CAN BE BIG AND STRONG! OR SMALL AND CUTE! AND IT'S OKAY! BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU, AND THAT'S GOOD TO BE!"

This could really use some dramatic music. Too bad I left my guitar on the ship. And that it's amtsvane-sized.

"OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF FIRST! THIS PLACE CAN MAKE YOU YOURSELF, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY LAUGH OR JUDGE! THE ONLY WAY TO BE HAPPY IS TO BE YOU, EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST A KABOLD AND NOT ACTUALLY A KABUSH!"

"...."

There's only two ways this could go. Either he's about to turn around for a happy and tender moment, or we're setting up for that one joke where it looks like they're going to turn around but they say no and leave instead.
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No. 939178 ID: 395c02
File 156319298241.png - (104.94KB , 800x600 , 34.png )
939178

"No thanks."

"AFTER ALL THAT!?"

GODDAMMIT IT WAS THE SECOND ONE


-A: Tell him to stop being a dick! I dunno if it'll help, but I kinda want to call him a dick right now.
-B: Call for reinforcements. We need Kharadra to charm the pants off him! is he wearing pants?
-C: Tag-team with Penny to look extra cute and fluffy. CHARM never fails, and it won't fail here!
-D: Accept that he's a lost cause. This time could be better spent on less difficult customers.
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No. 939179 ID: 0fae41

A/d. Ketza braaain.
>>
No. 939180 ID: b0a972

I think you should just D. Besides everything else, you don't want to be pushy! That's not what Love Yourself is about, and you don't want people to think it is! This is a place of acceptance, even for non-interest!
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No. 939181 ID: 8d23f0

>>939178
B apply big titty horny is an emotion! or d
>>
No. 939185 ID: 91ee5f

>>939178
D

Being pushy ain’t gonna help you draw in customers. And just like with most businesses, not everyone is going to want to buy your stuff. You just have to accept that someone didn’t want to buy something and just wait for the next customer.
>>
No. 939186 ID: 83bf07

I'm expecting D to win but B to Deus ex in and save us.

C, b
>>
No. 939191 ID: e51896

B

(maybe accidentally hook the two up?)
>>
No. 939193 ID: 821e1c

C/d
>>
No. 939201 ID: b1b4f3

>>939178
D.
>>
No. 939208 ID: 2df440

Oh no, appeals to cuteness won’t work!

Go for A/D to bluff him into coming back!
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No. 939217 ID: 1ed92d

>>939178
D. It is impractical to harass this man.
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No. 939220 ID: 864e49

Just tell Penny(loud enough for him to maybe hear but not shouting) that he's a lost cause.
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No. 939222 ID: 7fb87a

>>939178
D
He's ONLY the second one. If he's not ready, or interested, pushing won't help.

And on a more practical note, that poncho/minikilt combo doesn't look like its got pockets for a wallet.
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No. 939234 ID: 121253

D/C, but being pushy is not good for the store image if others are watching.
>>
No. 939241 ID: c0594d

D
Best to just let him go. Who knows, he might have second thoughts sometime in the future.
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No. 939249 ID: 094652

>>939178
D

If you harass the stubborn customer for purchases, everyone interested will shirk away out of fear that you'll harass them even more.
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No. 939327 ID: 6b18b0

>>939178
D
-for Don't worry.
You tried the pitch, he isn't interested. Which is fine, he knows what you have to offer and decided it's not for him.

Any more effort would have negative returns, time to regroup with Penny and be ready and happy for the next customer.
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No. 939336 ID: 484934

>>939178
D

Just hold the L.
>>
No. 939340 ID: 8d4593

Ask him about the Flower.
>>
No. 939346 ID: ae9bd9

>>939340
Yes! Someone who truly doesnt care would never have such a blatant display of originality on them! This must be the chink in their armor!
>>
No. 939354 ID: b1b4f3

>>939340
I mean I'm sticking with my vote but there's no harm in asking about it I guess.
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No. 939450 ID: a9af05

>>939178
D
>>
No. 939455 ID: e51896

Yes, ask about the flower. We got a weak point... though, it doesn't seem to be a choice. well since flowers are cute, we'll go with C

(changing my vote) >>939191
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No. 939489 ID: 7fafab

Ask him about the flower. Otherwise, B, D

Now, don't try 'n' force him. He's clearly won't appreciate trying too hard. Bug him too much, and you'll completely turn him off to changing.

Amtsvane-sized guitar? Jesus that'd be low-pitched


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